Slow E3 Bethesda thread #1

F76 BATTLE ROYALE PLEEEEEEASE

Doom and FO76 battle royal.

Get your bets on, will they akhnowledge 76's existence at all?

Apology incoming.

Is this the fucking reddit conference? Jesus Christ

>challenging feedback

US GAMERS AMIRITE?

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yes but brush over the problems real quick

Inspirational videos are cringe, nobody actually believes these companies have souls or morals, right?

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Well considering the leak said FO76 BR mode they will.

where did the chinese qt go?

>dude we are gamers just like you!
Why do they always do this cringy montage?

>Trench Gun
A total meme. The paper cartridges were shit in wet as shit trenches. Germans just needed a way to whine in the papers about how inhumane something was to balance out the murder of innocent people in boats because muh Von Clausewitz total warfare shit.

>We're relatable! Please believe us guys!!!

Take a look at the staff and it's obvious why it was THAT bad.

Did I miss anything?

Are YOU bethesda?

fucking 'ell

Time to see shit we already know.

Me slipping into the comfy thread

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Companies are made up of people, user! They have souls, just like you and me!

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They furiously masturbated to Bethesda fans.

MOOOOOOOOT

yo

>WE LOVE YOU GAKERS

I take it starfield won't even be available on current gen

todd told u fags to jump

BRING OUT TODD YOU COWARDS

>pete hines

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Bethesda =! cringe

bros I love the incredible entertainment games provide

HOW HIGH

Japanese girl is cute! CUTE

>Pete Hines
I'm out

HIROSHIMOOOOOOOTT

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all those nu-human faggots working at bethesda, no wonder it's such a shitpile

He was the crowd, he a gamer just like us!

post more gwen for my dick

kys pete.

todd for life

All i care about is d55m and the new mikami game tbqh

stockholm syndrome: audience edition

Holy shit this croud is getting paid well

le fuck nazis xd

lol

>Thanks for doing our marketing for us!

no bethesdafags are just that pathetic.

>nu-human
What in the goddamn

This audience is full of gamers just like me, when they clap I clap.

You mean everything to us (because you give us your money)

i really hope 76 can be salvaged but i dont have hope

That makes it more pathetic desu

i luv you too pete hines

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>Hines was a Bethesda janny

OH NO NO NO

How much of this crowd is paid to clap?

ITS THE TODD

TODD HAS ARRIVED

>YOU GET TO CHOOSE! YOUR CHOICES MATTER! YOU PLAY HOW YOU WANT TO PLAY!

These fucking soulless corporate suits all spout the same drivel.

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I refuse to believe that they are genuine

Evil Within 3 gets announced, I know someone working on it who just revealed it.

what the fuck is this crowd lmao

>have nothing to show so you'll just have fan boys suck your dick

pathetic

shit like this

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>deep in doom eternal
This will be 76% doom

BRING OUT THE LITTLE MAN

>We'll be taking time out to pad out the show with videos of shills

TODD

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YAAAASSSS

People are fucking stand for Todd

todd is pretty cute ngl

AYO TODD IS HERE

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Toddy boi our already? You ready you degenerates?

TOOOOOOODDD

>faggs standing up applauding

Ngl, todd kinda fresh doe

IT'S TIME

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Oh Todd acknowledging how much you're hated doesnt make you less hated

Why is there so much clapping and cheering? Bethesda is so fucking shit as a developer and publisher.

APPLAUD THE TODD

Only Superfans attend E3 so it makes sense theyd clap at literal shit

>a witty joke about how much garbage they've produced and suddenly it's all okay again

Why are gamers the worst type of crowd? the obnoxious cheering and being overly hype for everything?

cheeky self degrading bants from the todd man himself

>take fallout 76
can I PLEASE not

what the fuck is wrong with these guys?

>Besthadrones giving Todd a standing applause after 76

todd is here. i hope everyone has bought their copies of skyrim

midge

oh fuck off todd

>TODD HATES FALLOUT 76
TODD HATES FALLOUT 76
>TODD HATES FALLOUT 76
TODD HATES FALLOUT 76

>TODD HATES FALLOUT 76
TODD HATES FALLOUT 76

>TODD HATES FALLOUT 76
TODD HATES FALLOUT 76

>TODD HATES FALLOUT 76
TODD HATES FALLOUT 76

>TODD HATES FALLOUT 76
TODD HATES FALLOUT 76

>TODD HATES FALLOUT 76
TODD HATES FALLOUT 76

>TODD HATES FALLOUT 76
TODD HATES FALLOUT 76

>TODD HATES FALLOUT 76
TODD HATES FALLOUT 76

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based todd

>Clapping for FO76
I'd say it's blatant shill but Bethesda fans clap at anything.

THEY CHEERED FOR FALLOUT 76

holy fuck i cant believe this people cheering for fallout 76

>that applause for F76
Holy fuck. At least half the audience must be Beth employees.

Yeah, he may spew lies but he obviously doesnt believe them

DRUMPF

BASED APOLOGETIC TODD
WHAT THE FUCK I'M IN LOVE AGAIN

>Take fallout 76
>sound of crowd going wild
>vídeo only shows half a dozen people slowly clapping
Nice work, Bethesda Audiovisual team

Yea it does
It shows that they "care"
Look what BFV did

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOBILE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Imagine being such a dicksucker that you cheer for Fallout 76 of all games.

Wait what the fuck? Doesn't the game PUNISH you for killing players? You have no fucking choice.

We *clap* are *clap* humans *clap* and *clap* gamers *clap* too! *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

Crowd is clearly paid actors

Based Agenda 21 pushing

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THE
LEAKS
ARE
____!!!!!!!!

>starting with mobile

Hopefully they're getting the trash out of the way first.

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Blades is legitimately awful for a variety of reasons

the video makes me believe it's just edited in. There's only a few people unenthusiastically clapping

lotta qts in the crowd

I played blades
It sucks

>Todd complimenting me for continuing to play 76
HE DOES CARE.

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Imagine getting payed to clap

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>PLEASE GIMME DE POOSEE PLEASE. THE WORLD IS YOURS JUST GIMME DEE POOOOOHHHHHSSSEEEEEEEEE PPLLLLLEEEEEEEE

>(CHR 10) Sorry bruh

I didn't even notice that. Now I'm wondering if all the conferences do it.

>We fucked up on fallout 76
>IT'S GREAT NOW THOUGH IT'S SO COOL PLAY IT

Stop fucking screaming

The american dream

Yes sir!

Yes sir!

>switchblades
GET IT? GET IT?

AAAAAA IT'S THE SWITCH

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>clapping for phone games

Shameless.

>payed

OMG I LOVE MOBAGE ON THE NINTENDO SWITCH!!!! LOOTBOXES ARE PERFECT FOR THE SWITCH!!!!!

oh great, more mobile trash on switch eshop

*Paid

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>OH MY GOD
my man earning his check

PERFECT
FOR
THE
SWITCH

This game would be PERFECT on the Switch

microsoft might have been a bit dead, but damn, at least you knew it was genuine

This show is going to be a fucking disaster

Sounds like a nice gig

just tuned it, what have I missed?

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>completely fuck over anyone who tries to pvp
>"Wow our community is so nice to each other :)"

blades on fridge screen when

WOOOOW THE SWWIITCCHH

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I'm actually convinced they prerecorded the conference and added the pauses and cheers in post

>hears a slight rustle in crowd
>yes, yes i know
>smiles proudly
>5 seconds pass

>That guy in the audience shouting OH MY GOD to that it would still be free

Tune out if you value your sanity

It's bordering into TBBT tier laughing tracks. This is embarrassing at this point.

huehuehuehue

>mobileshit into FO76
it's the worst timeline

>going to E3 to play phone games

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>Fallout 76
>APPLAUSE
this can't be real

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They are doing worst first and they know it

>ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper

How fucking much did they pay that crowd?

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>urhuhuhuhuhr

Why are all the devs two overweight white clones stood right next to each other?

it isnt

Never underestimate the delusion of a Bethdrone

Time for Battle Royale: Way too fucking late edition.

Get ready for that bingo.

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>everyone shocked that Bethesdrones clap for Todd
These people think Skyrim is literally a Top 5 All Time kind of game, they'll clap for anything.

So where are the females?

>literal mobile ports
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BROS, SONYCHADS ARE GONNA MAKE FUN OF US AGAIN

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FUCK SKIP TO THE DOOM STUFF

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Literally nothing beyond Todd saying they deserved shit for FO76

BR time anons. Hope this flops too.

didn't they lose like 90% of players? of course only the sheep would be left. I mean, even ea got the hint and didn't say jack shit about anthem

>biggest update is just adding NPCs
CANT MAKE IT UP

Btw if you faggots believe that the mobile game coming to switch confirms a leak, the Exact same shit happened with Fallout Shelter so everyone knew Blades would be coming to Switch.

Do not believe leaks.

>npcs in fallout 76

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>I don't think ANY of us expected for people to actually come back
Jesus christ, the balls on these fucking niggers.

76 is saved

HOLY SHIT BROS NPCS INCREDIBLE

ATTENTION

I have been to E3 in 2015 and the people you hear clapping and wooing are their own employees and people hired to do it.
Regular people aren’t really that excited for such drivel.

it isn't. Check the video, no one is clapping and no one seems excited.

I'm sorry you feel that way

Same. That and ESO6.

Congratulations. 76 now roughly resembles a finished game.

You can guarantee they do. WWE does it all the time too

>npcs return
nigga you never had them to begin with

>Remove NPCS
>Add them back as a 'feature'
It's distressing how often game developers get away with this.

>crowd goes nuts for npcs

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>OH SHIT, WE FORGOT TO INCLUDE NPCs

>My game is an actual game now
>Time to clap!

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Wow you included a feature that should have been in the game at launch

IT'S A TRAP
>DON'T FALL FOR IT
IT'S A TRAP
>DON'T FALL FOR IT
IT'S A TRAP
>DON'T FALL FOR IT
IT'S A TRAP
>DON'T FALL FOR IT
IT'S A TRAP
>DON'T FALL FOR IT
IT'S A TRAP
>DON'T FALL FOR IT

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>ruin the game's only unique gimmick
>crowd goes wild
hue

they always stuff these things with company employees

Philip Seymour Hoffman motherfucker

>2018
>NO YOU ARE THE NPCS!
>2019
>nvm we're bringing 'em back

>justifying this bullshit with a "story arc"
AHAHAHAHA nice one

>heck yeah

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Literally making fun of you.

He said the game was shit but you kept playing it anyway

damn fallout 76 might almost be worth 10 dollars now

you're feeling very sleepy
you now want to buy fallout 76
give todd your money

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OMG YES THANK YOU BETHESDA PLEASE LET ME SLURP UP YOUR DIARRHEA

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Can you help us?
>[skillcheck[ Yes
>[skillcheck[ Yes
>Hes
>Hesitant yes

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See that NPC? you can talk to it

These paid shills aren't even trying.

>WE ADDED ALL THE SHIT THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN IN THE GAME TO BEGIN WITH.

Finally

We can be human too

Let us celebrate brethren

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Jesus christ stop shouting holy fuck I want to punch them all in the balls

Actually surprised the update is free.

Its almost like the crowd was full of npcs

>Free trial
>P-please buy our game!

FREE TRIAL THANK YOU

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>only the front rows are cheering and clapping
Hmm, you think those might be Bethesda employees?

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WHO THE FUCK STILL PLAYS IT?

FALLOUT 4 GETS MORE PLAYERS THAN THIS SHIT

kek same shit as 4

Well it's free at least. I got the game for $30 last year during the discount gouge, so maybe I'll HEAVILY CONSIDER checking it out.

>we added everything that should've been in the base game
>The empty first year was intentional no really
Fuck off

We can tell. Only the front row is ever seen clapping.

Let's be reasonable here. They had assumed players would fulfill the roles of the npcs and provide the vendors and towns, but it flopped so they're just patching that problem away.

£10 says it's a battle royale

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BATTLE ROYALE WITH CHEESE

can't stop the leakchads

battle royale

BATTLE ROYAL MODE?

BATTLE ROYALE

>BR mode
Of course

>ring of fire
>battle royale
C R I N G E
R
I
N
G
E

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>mobileshit and battle royales
todd..... please....

Fucking hell Bethesda the Battle Royale meme is over you fuckwits

30$? u got snaked, shit was selling for way less than that

Its like im watching a sad death

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Jeez todd

BATTLE ROYALE :OOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

>literal battle royale
holy kek, fallout 76 is the most blatant focus test cashgrab attempt in existence

top fucking kek, they actually did it
Fallout: Battle Royale

>BR
>"Storm"
>"Unique test"
Are they serious

>battle royale
they really do just grab every trend

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kek leaks confirmed real once again

Jesus christ bethesda

>The leaks are real.
Ah for fucks sake, theyre really doing Banjo.
Fuck me, man. Fuck, fuck fuck fuck

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T B H that kinda looked badass

Nobody can be legitimately cheering for that bollocks

FUCK YEAH.

Shit game? Just add battle royale! Fuck yeah!!!!

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MOMMY HE SAID THE FUCK WORD

>battle royale Fallout
You gotta be kidding me.

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stfu corporate shill

>FUCK YEAH

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THEY

ACTUALLY

DID

IT

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what the fuck is a dragon doing in a fallout game

Bethesda are creatively bankrupt

COUNTRY ROADS

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Even twitch chat is shitting on the bootlickes in the crowd

for smash? I didn't read leaks.

>the leak was real
I have two weeks off work that coincides with Code Vein's release date in that case. Can't wait to waste my life even harder.

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Well, I do have to give them props of trying to fix F76 instead of abandoning it.

at least that black guy looks excited.

But why though?

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>Cant even implement a 100 players br
Lmao, just change the fucking engine already

HOLY SHIT HE SWORE ON STAGE

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Could be cool but i wont try it untill the game inevitably goes F2P

PAID WOOOOO

EVERYTHING THIS YEAR IS FREE

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>let us know what you think
How'd that go for you last time?

>Fallout is a battle royale game now

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>nuke-you-lurr

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Wait, Banjo was part of that leak?
BASED

THE RING OF FIRE

>Everything we're showing is free

What the fuck

They're not even trying to hide it.

TES 6
>TES 6
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>TES 6

anyone watchin vinny stream this?

boycott

IT'S FREE, GUYS

YOU HAVE TO BUY THE GAME FOR $60, BUT IT'S FREE

Jesus how does anyone read Twitch chat? It's just spam.

>fallout battle royale

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Microtransactions, probably

Why does Todd sound like Steve Carell?

Mikami? Oh shi

>they added fucking battle royale

I can't beleive they went this low

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At least we're getting TEW 3 I guess.

HE SAID THE GAMES WE CARE ABOUT

and that's it for this presentation

This conference was a mistake

>now pay this 60$ surcharge for your weapon

Where did you get this picture of the audience?

i cant believe its shin megami tensei

HERRO

Some guy leaked some shit for Bethesda and Smash and its been exactly correct starting with the Switch Port to the Update for Blades and 76

>Shinji
Now it's getting good

Stop

Fucking

Cheering

God dammit I just can't fucking hate Todd

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HERRO

helro

Ching Chong

cringe

God hand 2 baby

google images onions wojak

>ITS GONNA BE HYPED

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At this point they're cheering for a fucking name

You should

I think you rab it.

>I think you'll rabbit

IZ GON BE HYPE

GONNA BE HYPE!

SUPER NACHO EBIL

THEY HAVENT EVEN SHOWN ANYTHJNG WHY ARE THEY CHEERING

I THINK... YOU RAB IT
ALSO QT JAPANESE GIRL

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Oh thank god. I think they gave up on Evil Within.

Is it a Banjo game or just Smash shit?

Oh man this Engrish

DU YU SPEAKA DA ENGRISH

The next game to be announced is Deathloop, and if Death Loop is announced, that means the Banjo Smash leak is real.

QT PIE
QT PIE

so many peeper

Fuck this fake paid audience

Were people in the crowd just blatantly laughing at his accent

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Ok tell me you want to fuck this girl

>Peeprrr

KAWAII :DDD

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ONE MIRRION TROOPS

wooooow berry excite

1 mirrion troops

CUTE
U
T
E

souperoo nabural eboo

i tink youw wub it

CUTE AAAAAAAAA

WAIFU

she cute

peopre

SPOOKY BOOGIE

>so many peper
so cute

>oh issa abeeg stage ahahahah big like american

>this activates the dick

Oh no

my yellow fever

QUEEN OF Yea Forums

JAPANESE WAIFU.
E3 SAVED.

Gross... why is she doing cutesy anime shit
If Yea Forums falls in love with this bitch I'm going to lose it

>we want the weeb audience

>so many peoparu

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Ryan Gosling screaming dot jaypeg

CUTE AND INCOHERENT

Super nacho evil

>tfw thought Todd wouldn't be there and missed it
youtube uploads when

>Watching vinny try not to laugh
>Mfw im loosing my sides

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ME RUV YOU RONG TIME

what the fuck is that shirt

Eet spewwwky

>this presenter

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What the fuck is she saying

I WANT TO PROTECT THAT SMILE

She cute

I trust this creative director because I'm a Chad who respects women

this is the most entertaining part of E3 so far

>bethesda trying to win over white boys with asian pussy tight meme

dirty tricks i see.

NOOO MY YELLOW FEVER

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MY PENIS IS NOW

THE BIG PENIS

did you rike it?

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Dafuq is she saying?

S P O O K Y

what the FUCK I love bethesda now

MITE NE
SANKYUU
BAI-BAI

ASKU YORSERFU

I know what I'm watching after this.

WAN MIRRION TWOOPS

jas keedin

I want to cum inside her.

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did anyone even test their engrish ?

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>if you go out their and be cute, the americans will buy the shit out of our game

WAN MIRRION CHRUUPS
WAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HOLY SHIT BROS SHE IS SO CUTE I WANT TO PROTECT HER SMILE

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Nippon Wageslave Simulator

GIRUUUGAMESHUUUU!!!

That's it, I'm losing it. This is your fault.

I've never felt so in love

HOOM OR DA ROOM OR DA RIGUG ROOMU
KAGE

>doom eternal
Remember when the sjws got triggered about it?

That bitch was fucking adorable, holy shit.

YOU WANT RAMEN?

NOODLEE
PHYSICSSSSSS

This trailer is as incoherent as the little asian lady

I WANT TO BUY HER GAME BECAUSE SHE'S CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HERRO PEEPER ME NO AT ENGRISH

What was that game?

>mfw all the yellow fever virgins ITT

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i dont get it lol
whats the gamepray

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Well that was fucking nothing

>Prease think I am cute and ignore lack of games info

I will buy her game just to protect that smile.
And yes I know I'm being played but I don't care.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THING

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HOLY SHIT WHO CARES

any r34 of her yet

Oh boy padding time!

Autism

There's not enough room for 2 pretentious Jap hacks this year

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God, are all Americans this fucking ugly?

I fucking hate this "omg we're real people too" bullshit

>Doom triggers SJWs
>Wolfenstein triggers Stormfags
Bethesda confirmed the radical centrist publisher

Was Mel Blanc behind the stage doing that WWII era Engrish?

>Female director
>Female protagonist
>looks kino

Diversity is our strength lads

I hate bethseda so fucking much why am I watching this garbage

Yes.

you rang

Wow that game kinda looked co-

>"UH HELLO IT'S GAMER BLOG TIME"

I
DON'T
CARE

>I make my own urine

it's 3am and i'm already regretting watching it

THEY'RE SITTING ON THEIR CHAIRS BACKWARDS GUYS HOW FUCKING BADASS IS THAT

WOW THESE PEOPLE ARE JUST LIKE ME

What the fuck happened to Bethesda over the past few years? This is unbelievably bad.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CARE ABOUT THESE LITERAL WHOS

PLEEEEEEAASE GO BACK TO THE CUTE JAPANESE DEVS

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE PUT US BACK

I'M NOT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

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>Vinny planning to take out Meat

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Try and keep your yellow fever in check Yea Forums, ok?

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DUDE WE ARE GAMERS GET IT?! NORMAL PEOPLE WHO PLAY BETHESDA GAMES HAHA!!!

Religious rightwingers?

Fallout 4 = Nigger Game Confirmed

wait.....that was it for Bethesda? Blades and FO76 stuff? Are you fucking serious? Last year they showed the logo of ES6 and theres nothing to show now?

They do these segments every fucking year

kek

>OH YEAH WE LOVE BETHESDA CUM GULP GULP GULP

>add dragons to everything
F U C K
Y O U

Can't I be allowed to find a girl cute without having a fever?

Anyone pegging this as proof the leaks were real is a fool, everyone with a brain could tell from the start 76 was going to try to capture the BR audience. Extremely obvious and easy prediction to make.

Literally me

All the game industry should be is pretentious Jap hacks. They make the funkiest shit.

No we've got insipid TES online shit now

Nah family, that chick was cute.
Easily the cutest girl at E3 so far.

Bathroom break time. It's ESO shit.

>It's going on 2AM now
Why the fuck am I staying up for this shit?

E3 in a nutshell videos are gonna be good this year. This is garbage.

I WUV DWAAAGONS SO MUCH DOOD THEY'RE SO KEWL

Diversity is their strength.

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

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>THIS FUCKING CROWD

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literally everyone except the japs and todd are fat

>that guy screaming his throat bloody over a literally who walking on stage

Fat guy on stage must buy his lunch at work or something.

i cannot and i will not

Dude, aren't you excited about DOOM ETERNAL GAMEPLAY?! WOOOOOOOOOOOO

does anyone at all play ESO?

>that one single guy, everytime
YYEEEAAHHHH

>add dragons to everything
>literally admitting they are creatively bankrupt

I have work in the morning so I'm trying to snatch sleep where I can

There's another pre pre show though so RIP my sleep

The beginning of that previous part reminded me of Tokyo Jungle

Please, someone make the audience shut the fuck up.

because you're a loser and have no life.

got myself a chicken kiev pizza, lids
what you grubbing on?

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wow those guys were all gamers just like me
wait why should I give a fuck

Hey guys we have dRaGoNs

Bethesda cant code. Star field is in dev hell

Honestly if every game was presented by a cute asian in broken english I'd probably care more about E3

ENOUGH

they're not even trying to hide that the frontrows are bought

THE SCREAMING AND WOOING IS MAKING ME LOSE MY SHIT! GOD DAMN I WANT THEM ALL TO DIE PLEASE SOMEONE SHOOT THEM UP

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I am feeling very sleepy
I now want to buy Fallout 76
I will give Todd my money

>YEEAAAAAAAAAAAH

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I already had din dins

That one guy's throat is gonna be killing him tomorrow morning

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You thought Fallout was dead?

IT IS NOW.

RIP Fallout.
I bet Brian Fargo,Tim Cain and Chris Avellone are crying right now.

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This crowd will cheer literally anything

>watching this at night shift
>still feel like I'm wasting my time
Holy shit todd how do you do it

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo

fuck eso bring back the jap

YEAAAAAAAAHHH

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YEAH STARTING ZONE FOR NEW PLAYERS YEEEEEEEEAAAAAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I want to throttle this fucking retard screaming his lungs out

oh god, the shills in the audience are so strong that even the presenters are getting freaked out

She and Keanu were literally the only genuine people today.

>4AM, working all night long, so this is good to watch on the breaks

WOOOOOOOOO FAKE HYPE FOR A SHIT DEVELOPER/PUBLISHER

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Send me some you stingy fuck. Also

I ate a whole bag of Doritos when I watched MS. Now I have no appetite.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

first yellow fever, now pussy fever

the crowd not shutting the fuck up during conferences make me appreciate nintendos more

Of course they will. They are paid to.

Chris Avellone is a cuck, Brian Fargo and Tim Cain probably are sad tho

>Professional cheerers now getting so enthusiastic it's interrupting the speaker
based

>ESO

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Even the normals hate it

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FUCK YEAH
WOO HOOO
ALLLLL RIIIIIGHT
BOO YA
HELL YES VIDEO GAMES

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YEAAAAAHH

they probably don't care all that much

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUGGIN DRAGONS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO