EVERY SINGLE CONFERENCE IS A FUCKING MARKETING CAMPAIGN TO GET YOU TO BE A GOOD PAYPIG AND GIVE [CORPORATION] YOUR MONEY

EVERY SINGLE CONFERENCE IS A FUCKING MARKETING CAMPAIGN TO GET YOU TO BE A GOOD PAYPIG AND GIVE [CORPORATION] YOUR MONEY

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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damn niggy keep it on da down low naw mean, we gosta get paid out hear ya heard me

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How very woke.

Yes, and?

No fucking shit, we spend every year shitting all over this retarded shit, unless you just got here today you godamn zoomer normie.

Most of the attendees are compensated in some form especially this year. You're not going to get through to the kids here user. They get there opinions from twitch streamers and regard popularity as ultimate authority. They have been breeding us the be more mindless as consumers each generation and it's worked.

Capitalism is bullshit, we should get games for free. We need Universal Basic Gaming.

Those are subtitles for the deaf and hearing impaired you fucking moron.
Did you even notice the guy doing sign language on the far left.

>TO BE A GOOD PAYPIG AND GIVE [CORPORATION] YOUR MONEY

It's called capitalism, comrade

You just described 90% of the world you live in.

Whoa he just blew the lid off this whole operation

The screen was 10 seconds late, it was for deaf people

No fucking shit? What the hell do you think expos are made for?

>PR and marketing event meant to give the games some EXPOsition is all about marketing.

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That bitch looked like a possessed robot.

She had nice tits, though.

butterface, but yeah a paper bag would fix that

Only smart persons on Yea Forums

Amazing insight OP. Were you born yesterday by chance?

Literally every piece of media you consume is constructed in a way to make you spend money.

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It's for deaf people you absolute fucking retard lmao

>not just enjoying the nonstop memes of clown world
>not just pirating everything

Enjoy the circus and take anything you want

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You can't just say that without showing them user

OH SHIT THE 12 YEAR OLD IS FINALLY WOKE.

I did always find it strange how people cheer and applause for ceos. Do they do this in other countries as well? Why are company leaders so revered?

I guess the hearing impaired are so tuned into the subtitles that they can't FUCKING SEE PEOPLE CLAPPING in the audience.

whoah... what a revelation...
...
ellipses

she looks like a nice person

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fucking dis

t. deaf fag

I'd bleach her ovaries.

Jokes on them. I have no money.

Whats your favorite video game sound track?

better than your shits

It's obviously subtitles for deaf audience members, asshole.

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McDonalds!

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>ads are made to convince you to buy product
whoda thunk it?

>ODD AID YOU'RE BREATHTAKING
damn keanu, I thought you were cool

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She does but she also looks she's out of place with all the gamer shit. She'd fit in big pharma/legal industry though.

Americans worship the idea of working are basically content to be slaves to corporate overlords. Where the fuck do you think the Japs got the idea of overworking from?

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Jokes on them. Im 32 years old and only ONCE in my life I bought a game.

It was Jade Cocoon, for PS1.

Get on my level.

Well what's wrong with that?

I like to see Nintendo's new games though

We torrent you fucking nigga.

YO HO HO HO
AND A BOTTLE OF RUM

really says a lot about our society n shit

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Conspiracy Schiz alert

oh i always thought the point of a companys conference specially about their product is to NOT sell me their product, silly me.

No, uTorrent

no fucking shit

go back to your chapo reddit and dont forget to dilate

Fine nigger don't buy the games then you crybaby.