APOLOGIZE

APOLOGIZE

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>Open world trash
>Daylight
No thanks. I'm not even being ironic.

>CD PROJEKT RED absolutely REKT kojima so HARD that even after they hired keanu it wasnt enough so they had to make him look more like kojima's norman reedus than norman reedus
ABSOLUTELY BTFO

Are you the main villain?

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>In 1991 during the filming for 'Point Break' Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.

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based unfortunately we have to wait almost a year tho

NEVER

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>On December 24, 1999, Reeves' girlfriend, Jennifer Syme, gave birth eight months into her pregnancy to Ava Archer Syme-Reeves, who was stillborn. The strain put on their relationship by their grief resulted in their breakup several weeks later. On April 2, 2001, Syme was driving alone on Los Angeles' Cahuenga Boulevard when she sideswiped three parked cars, rolled over several times, and was thrown from the car. Authorities believed she died instantly. She was reportedly being treated for depression and taking two prescription drugs, which police found in her car.

Literally a perfect fit for a cyberpunk game.

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why are normalfags so into celebrity cameos?

That's how Keanu actually looks though.

Glad Keanu is getting more work than ever these days, he's like legit the nicest person on the damn planet, so mad props. Shame Cyberpunk does not look that great, especially coming from CDPR.

OH it shows user. Keep on fighting the good fight. FUCK THE SUN!

???

You wanted it to be 24h of darkness?

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING!

that moment actually got me good

NOT UNTIL WE CAN FUCK HIM!

im sorry

Name 1 (one) other game with a celebrity cameo that isn't a sports game

When I saw this I thought it was an actual John Wick crossover and was megaconfused.

>Le "time moves in real time gimmick"
Remind me again why this is a necessary component of a good game? The original Deus Ex doesn't have it and that game is much better than this piece of shit will be. (Admittedly more for other reasons, such as not being open world trash)

YEAH, I'M THINKING HE'S BACK

might as well go all in and put Keanu on the cover, probably sell more copies that way

mgsv
call of dooty

Never apologize when you can thank somebody instead

No seriously, do this, never say something like "sorry that Im late" when you can say "thanks for waiting", people like to hear a thank you way more than an apology, makes you more likeable in the process

What a shame you just never go outside, Yea Forums

s-sorry

Retard kojimashit

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I expected any answer but this one destroyed me and made me laught

Bless you user

can we come back to shitposting about sun already?

That’s perfect you might have saved my life user thank you

Is he the new Smash character?