GOOD AFTERNOOOOOOON Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes...

GOOD AFTERNOOOOOOON Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for Nintendo’s E3 conference this Tuesday when Steve walks into the spotlight!

>b-but wait for the Nintendo conference! Banjo will show up! He’s gotta!
“No!”

Face it, Banjokes. Your “literally who” character is dead. It’s been over a decade since he made his last appearance in *chuckles* “Nuts & Bolts,” and I’m afraid he’s just not as popular as other contenders like yours truly. Sakurai confirmed that the investors are choosing the new DLC characters, and it’s no surprise that popularity sells. Too bad you couldn’t cash in on those last minute nostalgia points at Microsoft’s conference. But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!

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nigger

>Shinobi backpeddling
Fine you won

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That is fake

GUH HUH

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based

Based and redstoned.

Kill yourself, retard.

i don't mind smashposting that much but steve is literally the shittiest forced meme to come out of this community in a while

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I like it, it's funny
At least theyre just taking the piss on things unlike everyone else who actually take this rosterfag shit seriously.

>shittiest
I presume you prefer wojacks then?
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this is the best thing to come out of all this stupid shit

Jesus CHRIST, you guys have taken this WAY too far

WTF LMAO MORE

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>Stevefags are literal faggots and also having a scat fetish

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>flossing as he rapes Banjo
I'll admit it that got me laffin

I give you an (you) for the effort.

Yeah, shame Steve got totally replaced by Alex.

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oh user

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BANJOFAGS ARE EXPOSED AND ON THE SPOT, ANSWER NOW OR FOREVER BE REMEMBERED AS STEVE'S SLUT!

Reminder that Virginiabun got a fuck ton of E3 stuff right, and he's still saying Banjo and Erdrick

/banjo+/i;boards:v
/steve+/i;boards:v
/erdrick+/i;boards:v

Steve wasn't even in Minecraft content in the conference.

Now, here's the thing:
Banjo doesn't get in, Banjofags fuck off and be quiet until Smash Six
Stevefags don't get in; they post threads daily with good morning and 'no' and tell you to cope and seethe, just to remind you they exist and that they don't enjoy rosterfagging.

>Minecraft gets a new game and Banjofags get nothing
He's in

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Dude...

>>>
>Anonymous 06/10/19(Mon)00:28:13 No.465468
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What a little bitch's reply. Bajonfags are now forever known as Steve's little fuck holes.

>One animator classifies as all stevefags
Guess you're under the Umbrella that also believes Yea Forums is a single person

BASED

Banjobros...help me...I don't-
*guuuurgle*
*stomach is visibly bloated*
I don't feel so good...
HNNNNGGGG
HELP MEEEEEEEEEE
*Steve bursts out of my stomach*
"HEEEERE'S STEVIE!"

BASED AND STEVEPILLED

GRINGE AND NIGGERBANJOPILLED

>Banjo doesn't get in, Banjofags fuck off and be quiet until Smash Six
you know thats not gonna be true though, this shit is gonna go on until smash 6 in a back and forth shit show from both sides if neither get in

>Minecraft got a new game
>Banjo got NOTHING, not even a remaster
>Sakurai: "Characters without a future are rarely chosen"
Looks like Steve is in after all.

Please don't tell me you take any kind of pride in this.

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>Trusting Sakurai

>Banjo doesn't get in, Banjofags fuck off and be quiet until Smash Six
>Banjofags fuck off
>Banjofags be quiet
Oh you poor stupid naive baby

This is the proof the thread should be pruned

YOU LOST

BE EMBARASSED

COPE

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Let me guess you didnt trust him when he said dont expect too many newcomer
And thus you thought he was going to reveal 6 of them in one announcement

STEVECHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
files.catbox.moe/1nymwl.mp4

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>doesn't rape kazzoie and forces banjo to watch
Its not even jack off material desu

You, who posted this, has made my day! I'd take Steve ANYDAY over Banjo! Thank you so much for agreeing with what I've tried to prove!

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Reminder that Stevefags had to fabricate fake ResetEra posts to continue living in their fantasy world.

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I can't hear you. Take out Steve's dick off your ass first.

Fucking dead.
God damn the facial expressions.

He makes the smashfags lose their fucking minds so its good

Shame Steve wasn't the star of the new game.

Why mods always delete threads for shitty reasons, but not this one thats literally the same copypaste every day?

The maker’s keen on having this be one of the first posts on every Smash thread so yes.
Did you know that links can be reported under self-promotion?

It's either
Banjo doesn't get in; The Banjofags fuck off and are silent until Smash 6 is announced
Or
Steve doesn't get in: And you'll have to deal with their daily 'GOOOOD MORNING' and 'NO!' and 'COPE!' and 'SEETHE' until Smash 6 is announced and then they become cutfags.

LMAO BANJOKES ARE DICK BROWNERS

Looks like 66% of respondents got absolutely BTFO

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FUCK Steve and FUCK Banjo and FUCK Master Chief and FUCK Sans

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Fuck everyone who hates steveposting, it's among the best OC in recent years

why am i such a yellow fever fag god dammit

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Can I get a (You)?

>Brian Martin is responsible for steveposting
makes sense

These threads have never been the least bit funny.

>Retards still think steve is in
Jesus Christ

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This post makes me want to say a certain word that starts with N

Sleeping piranha plant is going to be the darkhorse winner of this again

REMINDER
>filename is HERO in jap, not "Brave"
>Erdrickfags took this to mean that /he's in/
>Suda51 has announced that he is going to be at E3 and that people should tune in, using hte No More Heroes logo
>Travis Touchdown is revealed as Smash DLC
>He plays like a mix of Incenoroar and FE characters with wrestling moves and swordplay
>His gimmick is that his beam katana has a battery life like in his games
>Stevefags are on suicide watch, banjofags are upset but cope with getting a banjo switch game, erdrickfags are BTFO

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LOL, The next character is going to be from dragalia lost. I state this since the game was in development around the same time as smash and yet that's the only Nintendo series that has nothing regarding it like no spirits or so. Save this as a screenshot for later.

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Is like for this to be true
KEPT YA WAITIN’ FUCKHEADS?

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I'm all for steve. You have my vote

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>smash datamine filename is "Hero"
>actually referring to No More Heroes instead of DQ
I'd laugh my fucking ass off if this ends up being the case, and he fits Sakurai's rule of adding picks straight out of left field.

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that's some fucking kino OC

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smash this smash that
can you fags not wait like 2 days?

WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS!

of course a stevefag would go this far
my fucking god

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for what?

>4
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retards can't unfortunately. they are just anxious for shitposting and gaslighting

>Sakurai's rule of adding picks straight out of left field.
When did sakurai ever have a rule like that and what makes no more heroes straight out of the left field when suda has been begging him for years and there was a new game recently and the series has strong ties with nintendo?

i see

whats the song when steve is fucking banjo i recognise it from somewhere

NATHAN DRAKE???????????????????

SOMEBODY TWEET THIS TO @DreaminErryDay PLEASE! HE'S A BANJOFAG.

FUCK YOU NIGGER

JANNY ARE YOU OK

FUCK YOU

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I have no proof, but i can tell you there have been 3 banjo projects in the works that have all gone sideways

1 was a remaster
another was poorly drawn 2D side scroller
the third was a reboot.

No one can get it right and every iteration looks fucking awful. you are never getting another Banjo

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nigger

NO?

Boom'st

>minecraft eating sound
based

genuinely worse than wojak edits
i bet everyone that posts it thinks they're comedic geniuses

nuh-nuh-nuh NAAANI?

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Cringe

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Stevefags are 100% more annoying then any rosterfag, prove me wrong.

isn't that the point?

Well, it's good that they are going all-out with their final two days of relevance.

Autism has reached critical levels. This entire thread must be

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He annoys the rosterfags to their core
The enemy of my enemy is my friend

>final two days of relevance
>he actually thinks this
user...

Okay, we'll also get three days tops of awful OC of Banjo anal voring him

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dab

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Oh fuck, this is actually the perfect context for this.

Wow.

>Implying he has to be
It's still a representation of the franchise. Cloud is in, and there's what like 15 Final Fantasy games, and he's in ONE(1)

I agree

What franchise? Everything that spawned from the original Minecraft has been dogshit. Steve would be representing the only game that matters.

Banjo & Kazooie are getting revealed in the Nintendo Direct.

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No they aren't

>Incineroar isn't happening guys! He can't be!

sneed

How the fuck is Incineroar related to Banjo's chances, you deflecting faggot?

>if i latch on to a character that made it maybe more people will like me!

That’s it. I’m off the /BanjoBoat/ and am now officially a /SteveTorpedo/

Leaked by the same people, you absolute moron

Neither "GOOD" nor "AFTERNOOOOOOON" nor "Yea Forums!" nor "Just" nor "wanted" nor "to" nor "remind" nor "you" nor "that" nor "we’re" nor "another" nor "day" nor "closer" nor "to" nor "Steve" nor "(yes," nor "THE" nor "Steve" nor "from" nor "Minecraft)" nor "getting" nor "confirmed" nor "in" nor "Smash" nor "Ultimate!" nor "Make" nor "sure" nor "to" nor "save" nor "your" nor "tears" nor "for" nor "Nintendo’s" nor "E3" nor "conference" nor "this" nor "Tuesday" nor "when" nor "Steve" nor "walks" nor "into" nor "the" nor "spotlight!" nor ">b-but" nor "wait" nor "for" nor "the" nor "Nintendo" nor "conference!" nor "Banjo" nor "will" nor "show" nor "up!" nor "He’s" nor "gotta!" nor “No!” nor "Face" nor "it," nor "Banjokes." nor "Your" nor "“literally" nor "who”" nor "character" nor "is" nor "dead." nor "It’s" nor "been" nor "over" nor "a" nor "decade" nor "since" nor "he" nor "made" nor "his" nor "last" nor "appearance" nor "in" nor "*chuckles*" nor "“Nuts" nor "&" nor "Bolts,”" nor "and" nor "I’m" nor "afraid" nor "he’s" nor "just" nor "not" nor "as" nor "popular" nor "as" nor "other" nor "contenders" nor "like" nor "yours" nor "truly." nor "Sakurai" nor "confirmed" nor "that" nor "the" nor "investors" nor "are" nor "choosing" nor "the" nor "new" nor "DLC" nor "characters," nor "and" nor "it’s" nor "no" nor "surprise" nor "that" nor "popularity" nor "sells." nor "Too" nor "bad" nor "you" nor "couldn’t" nor "cash" nor "in" nor "on" nor "those" nor "last" nor "minute" nor "nostalgia" nor "points" nor "at" nor "Microsoft’s" nor "conference." nor "But" nor "feel" nor "free" nor "to" nor "continue" nor "your" nor "denial." nor "Your" nor "tears" nor "of" nor "disappointment" nor "will" nor "be" nor "all" nor "the" nor "more" nor "sweeter!" are video games.

Was it kino?

then filter it you moron

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Time to end this once and for all!

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Imagine taking like twenty minutes to do this shit

gay

>trusting leakers
cringe

nobody believes this community college level dogshit render

cope, Banjie

Is that not the entire reason Stevefags became a thing? Be consistant.

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seethingcringe
no u
nobody believes this community college level dogshit render

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cope, Banjie


cope

Why is he taller than Bowser?

wall of gay

Yes they are. You have no idea what's coming and its really funny.

Congratulations Banjofags, you did it! Your patience has been rewarded.

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smashcunt mass suicide when?

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WTF LMAOI SAID I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR MOM'S PUSSY OP, LMAOI SAID I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR MOM'S PUSSY OP, LMAOI SAID I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR MOM'S PUSSY OP, LMAOI SAID I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR MOM'S PUSSY OP, LMAO BANJOPILLED
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Based and 'COPE!' and FUCK Steve's when didnt tru

that litteraly means nothing you fucking retard

I see Banjofags have finally snapped and have retreated into their den of denial and despair for the time being.

delusion

Based

howw
your the one trusting some litteral who
anttenionwhore
>it has to be real because some faggot said so
your the delusional one

Really? Sounds like they devoted themselves to just keep one character out. They really don't have lives! They're such fucking LOSERS in this world!

Banjo fans are officially mindbroken

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giga wall of gay

son, you should get your computer checked out

Im not a banjofag. Im just a messenger.
Dont give up banjofags, you've been through worse. Everyone is rooting for you.

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Steve memery only started happening when Vergeben claimed there would be minecraft content in the base game.
Vergeben now says Banjo is in and Steve is out.
Vergeben is, of course, a fraud, but he isn't the only one backing up Banjo and NOBODY is backing up Steve, explain how it's good when you do it?
I seriously want one actual argument.

autism

The fact people believe there’s genuine Steve fans in any significiant numbers just makes the entire thing even funnier, you guys are baited so easily.

Were they ever not?

We believe in the bear and bird!
>We believe in the bear and bird!
We believe in the bear and bird!
>We believe in the bear and bird!
We believe in the bear and bird!
>We believe in the bear and bird!
We believe in the bear and bird!
>We believe in the bear and bird!
We believe in the bear and bird!
>We believe in the bear and bird!

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I know for a fact that there's at least a few of 'em, evenly tho you're mostly right. I'm just trying to make doubters understand why this makes sense.

Just two more days until Banjo & Kazooie return!

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TOP KEK

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Anyone expecting Steve or Banjo is going to have a bad time.

Sans?

Wtf

sure u are fag
fuck of banjoke
and remember bleach is cheap

>some fags said something on the internet so it's true
your a fucking retard

This thread reminds me why I hate children

Byleth.

If have enough faith in Sakurai that he wouldn't add a fifth Marth, let me have that

Im dead lmao

Not his call this time for a change, but Nintendo's.

What if the render was actually real, and Nintendo just made him look weird because Square limited the artwork concept of use?

You're going to have a bad Tuesday.

fuck smash posters, you should have your smash board for your daily steveposting you cockblocked faggot

Rooting for anyone but Banjo

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Nintendo are the ones choosing the DLC.

Last time they did we got Corrin.

*sigh...*
The "leaker" also got his fucking name wrong... it's supposed to be ベレト, he typed his female name because that's what comes up on Google translate.
Also, how can two of the exact same screenshots... at the exact same frame have two different qualities... unless it's a video... but then why the fuck not post the video?

Love it that people still think smug anime is funny. The very reason you post that is why stevefags are here to stay.

sakurai was responsible for corrin

Excellent work, Steverinos!

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Well, I'm on the Steve train

CREEPER

Stevefags are at least aware enough to know that they are the villains of smash roterfaggotry and just roll with it. Banjokes on the other hand are whiny self entitled little shits without an ounce of self awareness.

AW MAN

>mobile game
no way fag

how's the schizophrenia treating you?