Bethesda E3 sweet lies hype thread

TELL ME LIES TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES!

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In 2 hours

Germanfag here. It's starts at 2:30 am

about 12:30 am if you're a Brit

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NANI

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I just want a crumb of TES6 or Starfield gameplay.

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I took this a long time ago fyi didn’t know it was todd

How long untill shitesda?

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What's his favorite loverslab mods?

>caring about bethesda after CDPR completely wrecked the conference
no reason to, the conference is done for bros

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Why is Todd so dreamy?

The bestiality ones.

>Shinji Mikami will announce something first time since 2001

damn

They got scared and did an exclusive IGN video before their conference
Hahhaahhahahaha

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>gathered 306 Todds last E3

CAN I GET MORE THIS YEAR BROS

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Pure kino

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16 times the charisma

Post YFW they announce a remaster/remake of New Vegas

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BASED TODDPOSTERS

How will he even show his face after the 76 debacle? Jesus Christ.

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Its already been confirmed that there won't be any talk of TESVI or Starfield so what is there to be excited about?

>TES VI will be always online

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He doesn't age

neither, the bethesda shill on the YouTube E3 stream said they won't show anything

no just no

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this

Todd Howard ASMR when.

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AAAAAAAAAH

Where do they even go from here?
Like doom maybe cool but how do they save face after fallout 76?

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this is the head of Bethesda's newly formed Japan branch

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I continue to maintain that the perfect E3 conference would be one like Bethesdas last year, only all the games are 10/10s and as it goes on it bleeds more and more into Devolver Digital shit until at the end where there's just blood everywhere, BFG division is blasting, and Todd is in full Doomslayer getup just shooting everyone.

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The studios that Bethesda/Zenimax own. Arkane should have something new.

conference when?

Anyone wanna help me with predictions? I'm completely out

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e3countdown.com/

Less than 2 bongs I think

WE THE PEOPLE DEMAND THE TODD

WHERE IS THE TODD

Starfield is probably going to get a short teaser. TES6 is going to get a name reveal. Majority of the show will be Doom Eternal / Wolfenstein Young Blood / some new mobile game and Todd telling stories.

>Watch the video that encompasses the entire 76 disaster
>Utter incompetence, greed, and deception from start to finish
>People will actually give a penny to this company after that

If you're expecting a name reveal for TES or even a teaser for Starfield before 2021, you're absolutely delusional.

when are going to release TES Blades? It's been a year.

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8:30 eastern time in the US

thank you, please buy my game

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I don't know the metric system

He did an IGN interview with tad bits about all the games they are developing and 76 launch. It was to try save face for e3 but he just came across as a bitter tosser. Even with the mention of people loving New Vegas by Obsidian.

He definately won't be at e3. Pete the ugly smug untalented cunt Hines will be though.

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TooT HowwoH

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Any Yea Forums stream?

Just saying...

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The Pete Hines form is dead insect. What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existence? I am TODDAN

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>mfw overquake cuckions doesn't even get mentioned
get fucked arenadrones your game is trash

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Mister Metokur is going to stream it

Wouldn't it be 1:30?

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>Mr Redditor

Fuck off

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I live in CST. We're five hours behind UTC

It's time for you to buy my game.

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theirs no way this is true, doom guys face is literally iconic

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fuck you he's baste

>These Jannies

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>he's not showing up
>they're not showing starfield or TES VI

dont even tune in tbqh

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I'm tuning in purely because I am curious wtf they are even going to talk about

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LORE RETCON
GAME-BREAKING BUG
DESOLATE LANDSCAPE
STEALTH ARCHERS
GAME-BREAKING BUG
MONTAGNA SCALABILE
GAME-BREAKING BUG
PAID MODS
KIRK
BETHESDA
SPECIAL EDITION
GAME-BREAKING BUG
PAID MODS
PURE EXAGGERATION

I'LL ENGRAVE THESE WORDS INTO MY GAMES

WAIT FOR THE 「E3」
THAT'S WHEN YOU'LL BUY MY 「NEW GAME」

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DOOM, Wolfenjew, Fallout 76, and Rage 2

so what can we expect from the panel. other than doom?

Can anyone give me a quick rundown on e3 so far? I didn't have internet during the day

All I care about is Doom, let half of the conference just be about that please

after the fuck up that's fallout 76, i have to watch.

>Anonymous 06/09/19(Sun)18:57:38 No.465474708▶

>more mobile shit

does a blade port to switch count? to me it would count

He looks Chinese.

Somebody post the sexy female Todd.

>CP2077 cinematic trailer
>Game of Thrones: Prepare to Die edition

>Fallout 3 remaster

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His face was already "revealed" to basically be the same as his old one if you look closely on the box art for Doom 4. Get out tripfaggot.

That would be kino, but there's no way. It's too big of a game.

how long is bethesda going to last? watching the lies live is something i am considering over sleep for work in 6 hours.

>3am for me
better be worth it, todd

What will Shitesda even have?

>confirmed no elder scrolls 6
>confirmed no starfield
>will only have doom
>and that shitty elder scrolls mobile game
>some coping around fallout 76

Why even watch this garbage it'll be the worst conference of this E3

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the memes

youtube.com/watch?v=3uOPGkEJ56Q

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oh, starfield, I forgot about that

>I'm tuning in purely because I am curious wtf they are even going to talk about
Doomguy in Smash Bros

They had a fucking year. I would think they would AT LEAST come up with a name and/or a location in that time.

where was starfield and TES deconfirmed?

JUST FUCKING BUY IT

pcgamer.com/no-elder-scrolls-6-or-starfield-at-e3-todd-howard-confirms/

youtube.com/watch?v=aLlFpww1G14

It's actually easier than you think.

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Okay, Todd. This is a simple question; What color is the pen?

how much time will it starts?

Todd said it in an interview and everyone just believes him because he’s a trustworthy fella

How does Todd cope?

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>todd shows up on stage
>"you know when I said we wouldn't be showing off the Elder Scrolls at E3?"
>"I lied"

based fuck brazilian poorfags and pirate scum

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This. Honestly it irks me when people try to justify the absurd amount of time it takes for them to develop stuff. Even a team of 50 skilled people working 8 hours a day 5 days a week should be able to make tons of progress in a year.

The memes would be glorious if he pulled this kind of shit.

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what a fucking cope LMAO

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>Most people want a FO:NV remake
>Bethesda even needing to damage control on a level never before seen with the fallout franchise will not do it
They deserve death.

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i hope so but hope is a cope

He looks very handsome here. No homo.

25TH ANNIVERSARY

YEAR OF DOOM

DOOM ETERNAL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Implying we wouldn't create our pirated servers

how many hours till devolver and todd?

We will have Morpheus and Agent Smith live on stage. Take that Xbox!

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I don't want to alarm any of you, but I think Todd is in this thread

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Are they late or what

GIVE ME FUCKING EVIL WITHIN 3 FAGGOTS

GO FOR THE WALLET PETE GO FOR THE WALLET

I need more Toddposting in my life.

Wake me up when they reveal The Lost Vikings III
unless it has dogshit artstyle and redesigns like battletoads

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You called?

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TODD = GODD

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>caring about bethesda after CDPR completely wrecked the conference
no reason to, the conference is done for bros

who the fuck even cares about what todd howard is about to show us now?

Todd!
How many more times do I have to buy Skyrim before you release TESVI?
I brought Skyrim 5 times EACH on every platform it was released on. Isn't that enough?

youtube.com/watch?v=0XQ63U9icDU
youtube.com/watch?v=0XQ63U9icDU
youtube.com/watch?v=0XQ63U9icDU

youtube.com/watch?v=x1mccFqEUuU

TES VI is going to be an always online live services game with limited modding capacities + Creation Club.

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Will we finally see Starfield or ES6?

If not I will literally not give a shit.

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MIYAMOTO CONFIRMED FOR BETHESDA CONFERENCE

Both are confirmed to not be at E3 so no
Enjoy DOOM.

did they with f 76?

I really don't appreciate being made fun of.

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they already did that it's called Fo4

it's going to be a masterpiece mods won't be needed

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Honestly after Fallout 4 I'm just in these threads for the memes. I can't be disappointed anymore

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if they announce the f7 battle royale i will die from laughter

And it would take a fucking day to put together a 30-60 second clip of how the game development has progressed. They don't need to show us something big or spectacular, just "yah here's an inside look at how the development is coming along and what we have."

I remember when Bungie spent 6 months working on the Halo 2 trailer for E3. What a fucking joke.

I sincerely got Skyrim Special Edition because Toddposting kept making me think of it.

What can they even show? DOOM 2?

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>fallout 76 battleroyale

I can't wait for skyrim's new re-release to be announced

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No memes.

No laughs.

Just boo him like the lying cunt he is.

Now buy it again

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But there's nothing wrong with my current copy.
If you release Skyrim for my Nokia 3310 I'll buy that.

I have never played Skyrim and I pirated Fallout 4

How are your charts looking so far lads?

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or just stop buying his games
I do it and it's not hard

>crowbcat

Todd make it happen

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Is there any possible interesting stuff that will be shown tonight? We already know ES6 and SF aren't making a appearance, so we can expect this to be just about what? Doom and Wolfenstein? This is honestly going to be boring as hell

Why does this song remind me of Todd?

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Todd will remember this.

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What are the odds that he's going to get boo'd when he comes on stage?

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Zero. The audience at live press events is almost entirely paid and hired.

Enough games Todd! Where the fuck is my Skyrim Tiger Electronic?!

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nobody would ever boo a sexy charismatic man like todd

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This song would be better

I fucken loved those things. I would actually buy a Skyrim one.

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probablt right about the time he dedicates half the show to mobile games

T-MINUS 30 MINUTES REMAINING UNTIL SWEET LITTLE LIES

youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U

Imagine Eminem as Todd

I'm just going to shitpost about Doom Eternal and whatever version of Skyrim they show this time around.
Hopefully Arkane is here to show a new game or Bethesda is publishing something mildly interesting.

Rage 2 dlc
Fallout 76 dlc
Elder Scrolls Blades update
Doom 2
And maybe some Dishonored thing

What does the Todd button do?

Todds.

fallout 3, oblivion or morrowind would be amazing remastered.

The music on the stream 8 mins before it starts sure is anything but hype inducing

Getting ready to watch in here

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its fallout 76 explore music

would you?

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Can this be the comfy thread? Sticky so fast

Lick her boots? Yes.

who is the fat ass talking to pope?

thats why i'm here

the ol lickaroo

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i wonder if todd knows that i ilny bought skyrim and nv, all the other elder scrolls and fallouts are pirate

2 minutes boys. odds on eternal release date?

"Definitely not afraid to tell us how you feel"
76 WAS SHIT

>blue hair sjw
yikes

>i see you
what do they mean by this

Time for the lies

>nog music

you have 1 (ONE) second to justify Bethesda having their own show or something bad happens to your mommy in her sleep tonight

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GET READY TO KILL

They have lots and lots of money.

I sell video games and video games accessories

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Skyrim 2

piss off pete, wheres todd

Peter Hinie is on stage

>cheering for fallout 76
absolute yikes
100% paid audience

WHERE IS TODD?!!!!!!!!!

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Will there be Todd?

I want to know if Starfield will be good

post the qt japanese waifu

Introducing...Creation Club 2!

Emotional manipulation.

>You mean everything to us
>Boos and whistles

lmao

Tell me lies

It has Todd Howard
It should be called Todd E3 instead of Bethesda E3
By the way preorder Skyrim for Ps5

TODD TODD TODD TODD TODD TODD

GIVE ME DOOM ALREADY

TODD
>TODD
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>TODD
TODD
>TODD
TODD
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TODD
>TODD
TODD
>TODD
TODD
>TODD
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>blue hair
>but she's kinda cure
>blue hair

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TODD WE LOVE YOU TODD

is it happening lads?

TELL ME LIES

>I'm Impressed you're still here

wew

>clap now

TELL ME LIES TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES

Bethesda can win this whole E3 if they just show (GAMEPLAY!!!) Elder Scrolls 6

agree?

youtube.com/watch?v=0XQ63U9icDU

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Who is this handsome man on screen?

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>Fallout 76
>Audience laughter

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>I'm impressed you're still here
goddamnit Todd I love you so much

>AT LAUNCH
try the entire fucking game

I forgive you Todd

here comes the battle royale

imagine cheering for FO76

brainlet

>well-deserved criticism

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we did it Yea Forums

>all 3 players of fallout 76 are nice to each other
what did he mean by this

EVEN TODD ADMITS 76 IS A FUCKING DISGRACE.

>people cheering for FO76

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todd

Stockholm syndrome

didn't get a good shot

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>the entire point of playing the game irrelevant because people are nice to you

lmfao id rather play on the server with griefers

people are only kind in f76 because the moment you actually play the game redditors cry and kotaku gets an article about toxicity.

You just know she complains to HR about "toxic" men looking at her for even 1 second

>Cheering Fallout 76
How much they got paid?

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who the fuck cares about this mobileshit just give us the real one

she cute

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what the fuck is up with this audience?

>switch blades
clever boy

>switch blades
thank you for paid beta testing

WARIOWARE CONFIRMED LANDFAGS BTFO

lmao the switch is fucking pathetic

>all these cheers for fucking mobile trash
why the fuck is mobile shit allowed at e3, christ

>cheering for the game that turns your phone into a nuclear reactor

Come on, no one plays Blades.

Seriously, what the fuck?
There has to be some audio meddling going on.

t. mad his console doesn't get blades
lol stay seething

>Asian probably japanese
>chocker

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>pay2win mobile gacha garbage

YIKES

WHAT A FUCKING TIMELINE WE LIVE IN FOR THIS TO BE SHOWN AT EE THREE

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>perfect fit for the switch
fucking lol

>Thank you for betatesting, goys. Here, have a shiny hat.

This is an actual honest to god F grade right now

They learned from blizzcon to just hire actors to fill the seats

You just missed him, he opened the conference

Honestly fallout 76 wasn't THAT bad don't you agree fellow consumers?

she spoke in japanese, my dude.

Reminder

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that audience is beyond words

t.Todd

>THE LEAK IS REAL
THE LEAK IS REAL
>THE LEAK IS REAL
THE LEAK IS REAL
>THE LEAK IS REAL
THE LEAK IS REAL
>THE LEAK IS REAL
THE LEAK IS REAL
>THE LEAK IS REAL
THE LEAK IS REAL

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>NPCs

My, my, what a selling point

fuckk

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fallout is really showing its last-last gen bones

anyone played the mobile elder scrolls?
how bad is it?

lol they play it off like it was part of the plan

It's not that the game was unfinished. You had to wait for the people to come.

>NPC DLC
VIDEO GAMES IN 2019
ADDING NPC's TO A GAME VIA DLC

>full dialogue tree

You think Emil is seething in his chair?

WHERE IS MY FUCKING BR MODE

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inb4 Battle Royale

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=uCGD9dT12C0

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oh no

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AHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAA

ALL NEW GAME MODE

Battle royale. That leaker was right.

well shit

Fuck, I was right.

I FUCKING CALLED IT BEFORE THEY RELEASED THIS GAME!

BR MODE TACKED ON AFTER IT FLOPS

reminder

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hahahhahahahahahah

this audience is bought right? I mean... wow

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>doubling down on 76

Just cut your fucking losses, Christ

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>it's right so far
>but missed a few things too

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>52 player Battle royal
>The game doesn't even have 5 players left

>Wasting time on flops and mobile trash

Thanks Todd.

>This huge game
Yeah
Huge garbage of a game lmao

kek @ all the shills excited and cheering them on

That music playing when Todd was walking back on stage was genuinely fucking menacing.

But who is the best Fleetwood?

You wouldn't believe it's active player count if I told you.

100%

It's simply unfathomable that there would be this many unironic fans in the room. The game never even had this many players at once.

>Elder Scroll 6

there's something at least

now that metroid 2.5 is all but confirmed, this is a metroid thread now

post your predictions for 6/11 boyos

inb4 tew3

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Well that's disappointing

>thank you for believing our sweet little lies

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C O N T R A

THE EVIL WITHIN 3 IS NOW!

And a ching chong to you too, old man

*cue cheers*

DEATH STRANDING KILLER

Will the parry mechanic from Samus Returns make a comeback?

:3

WAIFU

He simply metioned Starfield and Tes6 so people would shut up this year.

i hate to be that guy, but she is a fucking cutie

CHING CHONG DING DONG

OH NO SHE CUTE

TIME TO PREORDER

CUTE CUTE CUTE

What is this audience

G I R L
I
R
L

I LOVE MY WIFE IKUMI

She's fucking cute

>Not survival horror

where2cop a waifu like this?????

>IT'S SPUUKY

this is brutal, give the poor lass some subtitles

jade raymond who

this fucking broken english slant eye gook is making me lose my sides

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Why didn't they just just get interpreters?

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TODD DID IT AGAIN

im so fucking lonely and lonely bros

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pretty ledy on deck!

she's so kawaii
I love her

qt jap that doesn't speak english

Where is The Evil Within?

did anyone understand a word coming from kojima's daughter's mouth?

FUCK THESE BETHESDRONES

They should've rented Bill Trinen or some shit.

funny thing is that she speaks better English than the spics on this website.

Where were you when Waifu saved Bethesda's ass?

and a ching chong nip nong to you too young lady

She make my pee pee big

EVIL WITHIN BROS
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING
AAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Oh god she's so adorable

how much does being a paid audience memeber pay

The PR department seemed to have calculated right this time.
Cheap but effective.

need gameplay, but that looked interesting

Is this just Phantom Dust?

who knows. not like we got gameplay with it.

>Don't fear the unknown, attack it.

Based Bethesda Japan.

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>these "people"

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>Add dragons to everything

Normies ruined the industry.

spot the bethesda employees

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the same people from the crowd

The dragons lol

Holy shit are these guys getting paid by the cheer?!?!

This chick is cute but her engrish and that cutscene is not selling me on this game.

these niggas looked like randomly generated npcs

MATT THYROID

Add dragons to fallout

The entire crowd
Why do you think hines walked out from there

WOOOOOOOOO

DUDE DRAGONS LMAO

>all this fake hype
bruh...

They were already on release kek

The wooing

what's with the fucking audience, are they all mental patients?

Holy fuck crowd shut up

>cat riding a horse

oof

What happened to the fat lady who was hollering during ESO presentations

PAID
BY
THE
CHEER

>this crowd

I don't know which possibility is more cringe: Bethesda having hired all these people or them being complete casuals that are genuinely excited about all this

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>he doesn't know of the Bethesdadrone.

Where is Arkane
Où est Arkane

Is Dishonored dead ?..

OH FUCK ITS DRAGONS DAY FUCKING ONE PREORDER

>shitting on the lore like this
Fuck Zenimax

Just get to Doom all ready! Or at least put the qt3.14 azn girl back on!

please cheer

I'm sick of all these cutscenes

Paid and/or Bethesda employees

they're so bad at it too, they make it so fucking obvious that they're shilling. They've cheered absolutely nothing and lines that are seemingly mundane.

"We made it decent for new players"

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Right? It isnt fucking possible. The most asinine stuff are getting savage positive reactions. Who the fuck are these people. What autist actually cheers for this bullshit?

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lol.

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leak say's they're announcing a new ip

Dishonored est mort, viva le prey 3.

you cannot make a more generic trailer than that. even the music is generic as fuck

>fallout 76
>ESO
>elder scrolls blades
>some feelsy shit that isn't vidya
WHY DO I WATCH THIS SHIT EVERY YEAR

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I want to see more of that fuckable asian qt

This little movie is ok but I would prefer a video game.

Why are they showing all this?
Why did they take the timebto makeball thibb??

eso aint that bad plus f2p

These are the most paid cheers I ever heard

DRAGON GUARD

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

onsetproductions.com/

paid audience

>Onset Productions, LLC, is a full-service Audience and Specialty casting company headed by a team of professionals with over 26 years of casting and management experience.

The new nip game could be interesting.

>no gameplay
fuck

How come this fat guy gets so many cheers

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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because it's fun to watch wrecks. the only winning move is not to play. sony did everything right. every E3 since teh dawn of man has been an absolute shitfest and personally I only watch it to get angry and maybe get one or two fun surprises down the line.
THIS show however, is not giving ANY such surprise

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WHOOOOO GROUP OF DRAGON HUNTING WARRIORS WHOOOOOO

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Okay guys we know we paid you but you're overselling it

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
E

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*STANDING OVATION*

>all 8 people that play the game give it a standing ovation and refuse to shut up

Oh they just mic up a few paid members in the front row

The guy cant even speak....

Seriously, this feels so fucking stupid

I swear they straight up ripped some of the music from the CGI Beowulf movie during the dragon fight.

>eso aint that bad
It's a mediocre mmo and a BAD elder scrolls. It takes a big, steamy dump on the lore, retcons some pivotal things, and more.

>commander keen
no one asked for this

Guys I'm pissing myself laughing at this audience, especially that one dude going extreme WOOOOOOOAAAAH

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>More mobile shit
lmao

>Get your anus to mars

>generic action cinematic killing a generic dragon

enjoy your expansion I guess

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COMMANDER KEEN IS BACK BABY

Ye that seems like it could be neat

>COMMANDER KEEN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COMMANDER KEEN

press F for commander keen

Happy if it's half as good as Dishonored

thicc girls sucked the air out of the room with each word she spoke

not too mad tho. looks slightly better than battletoads

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Lgr did

W O OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MOBILE GAMESSSSSSSS

WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TOD=GOD
TOD=GOD
TOD=GOD

>And now for something different
>Literally more f2p p2w trash

>that one employee going nuts in the audience
Someone is either getting fired or getting a raise

>Comander keen
Need dragons

>Commander Keen
Cool
>Mobile
nevermind

>andriod/iOS
into the trash it goes

someone make a side by side of the fertile asian goddess vs disgusting wh*Te cow

I just want to see some gameplay desu but it's probably a year or so out.

There is not a single ID Software corpse they won't dig out of the grave

zoomers pandering

FUCK FUCK FUCK PRESS FOR COMMANDER KEEN. THIS WAS THE FIRST GAME I EVER PLAYED FUCK FUCK

thank you bethesda, for this unforgetable presentation hahahahah what the FUCK were they thinking?

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[Intimidate] You are gonna cheer for every fucking word they say at my conference unless you wanna get hurt

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Crowd is suddenly quiet

this

>YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>For a fucking mobile game

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bethesda uber alles

this is the product when womeme is in charge

>Commander Keen
>it's a mobile title

Wow, I didn't expect that I could still be hurt but here we are.

Incest R34 when?

the crowd died when they realized it's a phone game, shitdip

Holy shit that gameplay looks like assssssss

It's aimed at kids, and tablets are their thing.

Mobile phones are the graveyard of old video game franchises.

>half the show for mobile
fucking called it

Im waiting along with you user

>We, like you, love mobile games.

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15 minutes

Imagine being the guy that thought that dedicating any amount of time of a conference to a mobile game is a good idea.

>we love mobile games

no

WE
LIKE YOU
LOVE MOBILE GAMES

>Not even the shills can shill for mobile games
Oof.

I'm just happy we're getting another game set in modern Nipland. Yakuza has been scratching the itch but I need more

this looks fucking terrible what was i saying

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>we, like you, love mobile games
fuck off, pete

>ESO CCG stll a thing

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Those are not cheers, that's the sound of their souls leaving their bodies

Do they really think that people are THAT RETARDED

not really, some niggers clapped and started yelling

We want the onions audience

Fucking card game

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they are going the blizzard route, MOBA coming soon

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>dragon

jesus fucking chriiiiiiiiiiiiiist

>deleted

3 phone games in one conference fml

ANOTHER SHIT CARD GAME

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"GIANT ENEMY CRAB"

When is Skyrim 2?

I didn't even watch the other conferences and I can confidently say this one takes the cake as the absolute shittiest one

They even have their own con too.

This is better than the Big Bang Theory audience

>See, dragons
>AHHH-HAHAHAHAHA!

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ELDERSTONES

lookin' for oblivion 3 myself, lads...

The lies weren't sweet, they were rancid.

>Elder Scrolls Legends

Its kinda alright. The monetarisation is actually pretty nice. Never pay a single dime and you can still get all cards without retarded grinding.

We'll only see more in the future

I bought Fallout 76 seeing that it would finally be worth it until I realized I bought Fallout 4 again, Goddamn it Todd you have fooled me for the last time.

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Man this paid audience is really annoying

>vaporware
>mobile card games

bravo Todd

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WHEN WILL COMPANIES REALIZE THAT FAKE AUDIENCE IS AS BAD AS FAKE INGAME CHATTER
IT MAKES YOUR ENTIRE SHOW CRINGY AS FUCK AND IT DOESN'T WANNA MAKE ME SPEND MONEY ON ITS PRODUCTS AT ALL

>ubisoft tomorrow

I AM READY FOR TACTICOOL WILDLANDS OPERATOR CRINGE

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why does every wasteland space shooter feel the need to be borderlands?

someone make the new bread, I gotta pee

CHEAT CODE FUCKING DLC

That is actually peak sailor performance.

I realized the quality was terrible after posting it.

Here's a better version if you care. youtube.com/watch?v=U8V2U7vTys0

clips.twitch.tv/ColorfulTriumphantNightingaleCorgiDerp
Did anyone hear this shit?

So the insane amount of cheering are just paid plants correct?

There's no way they're this hype over most of these announcements.

>cheat code dlc
do you remember when they were just part of a game? do you remember when cheats ACTUALLY EXISTED

JERK

uh oh, Yea Forums better hide! Bethesda is ready to kill NAZIS again!

Paid plants who are mic'd to sound louder.

Drunkards

NAZI SCUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
VR NAZI KILLING

VWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>clips.twitch.tv/ColorfulTriumphantNightingaleCorgiDerp
yes, and the "oh fuck" was him realizing the mic was not muted

Wolfenstien... Something I actually care about.

VOOLFENSTEIN

how many times are they gonna remind us that Wolfenstein is about killing nazis, lol

...

what is that supposed to be

did I mention NAZIS yet?

>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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wtf lol

obviously

they cheered mid sentence with this guy, and it made no sense

>DLC
they weren't DLC, they're adding them in to the wizard/cheat menu. They are part of the game and something you unlock in the game. Have you even played rage 2?

I'm so sorry

Finally a game for me

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>female protagonist

Cheering Matt Thyroid over literally anything he says has been done at pretty much every ESO conference.

>playing video games
lol

Hey guys, call my crazy, but I think this game is about killing nazis

I thought BJ dated a black women?
why is his daughter white?

...

Hey guys did you know this game is about killing nazis? Killing nazis is what you do in the game. In Wolfenstein, you kill nazis.