YOU ARE BREATHTAKING !!!

Thanks Keanu.

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Based Keanu

FUCKING HIM AND SFM PORN WHEN?

two bits

Keanu "Diamond in the Rough" Reeves

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T-thanks you too...

We don't deserve Keanu

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>imagine if he was some actress

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God I wish I was drunk right now too.

What a fucking cinnamon roll

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>Keanu Reeves will be breathtaking long after you are dead and gone

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keanu, the guy that stay wholesome even when he's drunk

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hes a loner robot so of course he was

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he was nervous and clumsily reading off a script
adorable

based
youtube.com/watch?v=etlBZInTE-I

th-thanks keanu :3

A blessing and a curse

I saw his gun training a few days ago for the movies and that shit was insane. The dude actually has skills

Tough not to be when everyone in your life is dying in bullshit ways.

Ah shit

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such is the ways of immortals living amongs us lowly mortals. Everyone he ever comes to know and love will die and he will go on forever.

based

fuck don't do this

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it made me thankful for what i have, reading about all that he lost
he had a hard life

what a guy

If some dumb Feminist retarded bitch tries to metoo Keanu, I swear I will sell everything i own and adopt the sole life focus to erase that person from existence with my own two hands.

youtu.be/etlBZInTE-I

oh, that was actually based

>OP not including the buckled foot
can we make a meme edit out of this Yea Forums

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It's a good reminder that being famous doesn't magically give you an endless amount of friends and loved ones

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>Keanu is so based as an actor that he brings video game bugs into real life
FUG

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He is such a dork.

too late

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The hell is this wording

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*BLOWN SONY AWAY*

squilliam material

Top qt

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t-thanks Keanu...

It's a joke

Keanu had such a hard life and he still smiles like an angel.

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That's his image for impressionable kids like you

slightly clearer image of /ourguy/ kino reeves

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God damn why is this nigga so beautiful?

But can you fug him?

THAT STANCE

I want to hold his hand

There's no "image", he's been through more than you can ever imagine and despite that he's accomplished more than you ever will

The true and literally only /ourguy/

Same

is this the guy from Fortnite? lol cdpr one step behind Epic once again

But his fans count, right? He knows his fans loves him unconditionally, right?

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Jesus fuck, this is a blue board, you degenerate.

When the John Wick series ends.

>Everyone ITT

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webm of this?

>accomplished more than you ever will

(((Entertainers))) are parasites who used to be on the same social level as prostitutes.

>celebrity worship

Keanu, no!

I blushed at that part

>8 plants to me2 him
>they all failed and actually saw how pure he is
Based Keanu

Not that guy, but I've been through more shit than he was.

I don't give a fuck, there are few good people in this world and Keanu is one of them.

This meme was pretty funny in the early 2000's, but as of around 2012 you can really see age taking effect. Laughlines, eye bags, greying beard. Still looks fucking amazing though.

But have you even accomplished as much as him?

Wow what a redpilled opinion. He's donated more money to cancer research than you could ever donate in four lifetimes

No, because I've been left disfigured by my ordeals and I don't have a pretty face he does.

is this a jojo reference?

Oh wow
People like an attractive kind mannered actor
Who'da thunk it

cringe

Get that cock out of your mouth faggot.

>th-thanks keanu

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How to not be a loser

Don't be this guy - - -

That's just makeup and dye, user.

I'll be completely honest, my anticipation level for Cyperpunk 2077 from from 10 to 75 after Keanu's cameo.

>retarded zoomer phoneposter trying to fit
Bwahahahahahaha. Keep having no games.

He doesn't really tout that as his image. He tends to be quite private/lowkey about the things that have happened to him.

>On December 24, 1999, Reeves' girlfriend, Jennifer Syme, gave birth eight months into her pregnancy to Ava Archer Syme-Reeves, who was stillborn. The strain put on their relationship by their grief resulted in their breakup several weeks later. On April 2, 2001, Syme was driving alone on Los Angeles' Cahuenga Boulevard when she sideswiped three parked cars, rolled over several times, and was thrown from the car. Authorities believed she died instantly. She was reportedly being treated for depression and taking two prescription drugs, which police found in her car. Reeves, who was scheduled to begin shooting back-to-back Matrix sequels during the subsequent spring, sought "peace and time" to deal with the incident, according to his friend Bret Domrose, a guitarist in Reeves' alternative rock band Dogstar.
Oh fuck...

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Why are real humans more attractive than the fuckboy characters that video game devs always design?

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His sister also died of cancer

>Keanu has a receeding hairline and looks great with long hair
How does he do it?

I seriously can't imagine anything more pathetic than hating on someone for inspiring happiness in others.

They have SOUL

Yeah, I'm thinking Keanu's /ourguy/

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it's hyperbole and all but he looks good for 54, there's no denying that

PUNISHED JOHNNY MNEMONIC

The guy pumped as much money as he could for her treatment too, and never really talked about it.

Keanu has had a hard life

The big movie star actually seemed like the most genuine person of the entire conference on stage.

Someone shop [EMPEROR] into his hand

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Do you remember Yea Forums?

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I'm sorry, user

>blushes and stutters when people scream at him
Cool guy

>TAKU MY BREATH AWAYU

I would think not

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based

>cancer research
completely pointless. anyone who knows even the slightest bit about cancer knows that its impossible to 'cure'. you can't just turn off mutations, they are fundamentally inherent to how DNA works. spending money on cancer research is like flushing it down the toilet. spend it on some other, not-pointless humanitarian effort

I would hug Keanu and invite him to a burger or two.

What's his stand name?

long hair keanu is best

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>being sad over roasties at 50+ years of age
Someone redpill him.

Sad keanu was a meme for quite a while

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do us a favor and suck-start a shotgun, it'd be your biggest contribution to humanity by far.

Spend it on gene engineering instead, yes.

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>we can't alter or modulate specific gene expression right now so don't bother trying.

okay, but no

I like this one

Cancer research isn't solely about finding a cure.

Is Kianu the second coming of Jesus Crhist?

>you can't just turn off mutations, they are fundamentally inherent to how DNA works

Of course you can. You think such mutations are normal in humans? They are often the result of irritation or radiation of your DNA, if you can edit genes maybe in the future you will be able to cure it.

He is so pure.

OH GOD i'M GONNA HAVE SEX WITH A KEANU HOLOGRAM

>second
He never left

Only half true, they can find ways to best certain cancers in the early stages. It's not like chemotherapy was always a thing, or radiology.

He's filming Bill & Ted 3 with Alex Winter right now, so, not yet.

It hurts bros. It really does.

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so cute

Respect Women level: Ascended

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Welcome to the future, niggas

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrovirus

Keanu Reeves and Cyberpunk? Shhiiiiit I love this

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kawaii~~~~

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You can see eye bags on his '91 photo though

a 4th John Wick is being planned too

he never died

youtube.com/watch?v=Bx51eegLTY8

This Keanu is our deliverence.

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what panel was this?

I want to be his friend

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heh

twitter.com/KemziLinzi/status/1137566296059580416
Is hover handing hip now? Or is this just what we do now?

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what stem cell baby foreskin potion is this guy drinking to look like that at 54?

Yeah, any new "friends" that approach him probably only want him because he's rich/famous.

Good guy Keanu.
I remember chatting with him alot online like 15 or so years ago. He was into this book called 'Celestine prophecies' which was basically a self help and realisation book in a story.
Anyway there was a small chat room from back in like 2004 and he would actually be on it talking to other fans of the book of which there was like only a dozen of us.
One of the rare people whose mind wasn't taken over by Hollywood.

『THE MATRIX』

the xbox panel

I'm curious if he has some kind of self-promise to not go after other women after his wife died? maybe that's why

He's holding a cigarette

no its more like he didnt want to burn her or stain the shirt with his cigarette

That's just what Keanu is like when he talks. There's a reason he plays silent brooding action guys in everything.

in this day and age of #metoo celebrities must be cautious.

guy is playing 4d chess against the #metoo movement

Your wife and kid died?

Hover handing women is the absolutely most respectful thing you can do. Everything else would be sexual assault.

Shit man he's just like us except attractive and had a good life but lost it in a blink of an eye.

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>smokes cigarettes
>still looks better at 54 than most people at 35.

he's holding a cigarette, he doesn't want to burn a hole in her dress

plus as a male in media you don't want any pictures of you touching women in any context out in the wild as they could be twisted against you even years later.

He's probably aware of that metoo shit and going out of his way to avoid the trouble.
He's also holding a cig there.

His sister isn't dead.

She beat her cancer and just lives a normal life now.

Nah, just an easy way to avoid bogus sexual harassment claims

He doesn't have cigarettes in the other pics in that tweet

Well, he assfucked a 13 year old girl but she was clearly asking for it.

>Keanu hoverhand thots
What did he mean by this?

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what've you been through?

fuck off NPC

HUMANITY WILL FIND A WAY
WE WILL KEEP MOVING FORWARD, EVER EXPANDING, GETTING BETTER AND BETTER WITH EACH ROTATION

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in today's climate its best not to ever touch women or talk to them or get within 100 meters. better safe than sorry

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>cinnamon roll

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Absolutely based

Based

>tfw Keanu's probably reading this thread right now, and smiling

I don’t have a jewtoon network 9gag image, but that doesn’t make YOU any less of a onions boi black bum toy

He looks like a fucking messiah

Keanu panel*

>Cinnamon roll
>Not a Yea Forums term
I guess you haven't been in a NoR thread in the past, huh?

I think what you meant is it's not possible to vaccinate against cancer, but developing a cure? Hard, but 100% possible

No YOU'RE breathtaking! You're all breathtaking!

baste

I hope he knows we appreciate him.

Good luck Keanu, and thanks for all the memes.

>ex gf had a stillborn child and died in a car crash right afterwards
>sister died of cancer(?)
>best friend also died in a car crash
feels fucking badman

He's too pure for any kind of social media, even anonymous ones. He's probably chilling out alone in a corner at Microsoft's party right now.

Yall niggas just mad that he is respecting those women

Who's he pointing at, bros? Who is the breathtaking one in the audience?

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[WYLD STALLYNS] of course

Reminder Keanu's gf was killed by the jews as punishment for refusing to diddle kids.

why would anybody

I think putting real actors in video games is stupid and pointless, only serving to take you out of the game world and remind you it's a game.
That said Keanu seems like a really nice guy and I hope he has a good day.

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You

>in today's climate its best not to ever touch women or talk to them or get within 100 meters

True, I have been employing this strategy for my whole life. No matter what society tries to do to get me, I'm always 10 steps ahead.

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He's too pure for this shithole.

Sister had leukemia and Keanu wasted almost all his Matrix earnings for her. She survived.

The dude who called him breathtaking.

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i do the same shit but thats because im scared of women.

EEEEEEEEEEEEE

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(You)

Lads, is it basically confirmed that Keanu is /ourguy/?

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I worship celebrities more than anything so i'M GONNA PREORDER CYPERBUNK 20858 RIGHT NOW

Reminder that cdpr are tranny cucks

Nah, he's way above us to be /ourguy/

I can't wait for the SFM porn with the Keanu model, and I'm straight.

>What are you saying, that I can dodge lawsuits?
>No, Neo, I'm saying that when the time comes, you won't have to.

This dude is pussy slayer x9000.
FUCK... if only I had 1/10th his power!

『CLUBBED TO DEATH』

Big soft witch butts.

>the Chad Ankle Roll

he doesn't want to set her on fire, mate.

We don't deserve him

it was during when a bunch of celebs were being accused of raping and molesting women

go outside

Can't help but feel this sets an unhealthy precedent
What kind of world sees a man's life ruined for touching a woman?

Keanu Reeves? More like Kino Reeves

that could be his stand user group, like the Oingo Boingo brothers but cooler

Based beyond words. Sisters are worth sacrificing everything for.

beautiful cinnamon roll

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I actually just got back from the BP near my house, it’s beautiful here in Wisconsin atm

Have sex

he sacrificed his child, wife and sister to the hollyjew moloch

Dumb Wojakposter

It is all part of you know who's plan to decimate white birth rates

A gay one

Post the Araki one

Keanu is just too lovable. Like Tom Hanks too really.
When guys like these smile, you smile, when they have fun on stage you can't help but be swept up in that because it feels more than just plugging or getting hype to play things up, with Keanu and Tom those emotions feel genuine.
The kind of people you'd give praise too and they'd immediately be like "I wouldn't think I'm amazing. There's a lot I could do better, but I like to think I try my best to do a good job".
The kind of guys that seems almost too good to be your friends. Almost too perfect. Even Nick Cage and Tom Cruise have moments where you're like " you're fucking nuts. But your dedication to the craft is astounding. I will love you and your work forever".
Best Actors in Hollywood.

Go to /r/twoxchromosomes, there you can find women who scream sexual assault all day every day

An attempt was made

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he had a pure waifu and stillborn child, and they were taken from him

keanu is too based for this world to have endured so long, so positively

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based

>You will die during Keanu's lifetime.
I don't know how I'll go on when that happens bros

I like it. Even though i dont get the Jojo reference.

have you been under a rock for 3 years?
The mere accusation is enough to bury your career, and don't expect redemption even if you can prove it's false

>drunk Keanu will never reveal the release date of your game at E3

Is Keanu even white?
Regardless, didn't this whole thing start with Cosby and Weinstein, a black and a Jew?
I also remember Morgan Freeman and Jamie Foxx getting wrapped up in this shit somehow

He didn't have wet wipes with him atm.

>wife died before she turned into a hag
>kid died before she could turn 18 and bang jamal and be a disappointment
He got off easy.

he was drunk, wasn't he?

long hiar looks best on oval shaped heads becaues it can hang low and still not reach the neck. it frames the face well.

fucking kek

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:3

>(((cancer research)))
>he thinks there isn't a cure for cancer already

He was sooooo amazing

He's so cute and cool

!

He could have been stoned, but I think the response he got from the audience made him a little bit self-conscious.

>Is Keanu even white?

I am white and I like him so yes, he is white.

Y'all aint seen shit.
youtube.com/watch?v=etlBZInTE-I

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can I post dead memes on here

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All these zoomers talking shit about Keanu need to be purged

Keanu is at least 3/4 white, his dad was a hawaiian-chinese-white hapa

nanomachines, son

>wasted
>survived
Doesn't sound like a waste to me. Even if she didn't survive I still wouldn't call it a waste unless she was an irredeemable bitch to him in which case I doubt he would have spent that much on keeping her alive.

>OMMMGGG IT'S JOHN WICKKK, HUMAN BEAN LIKE ME!

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based

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Man I really like keanu reeves. He seems like an all around really good person.

Yes.

soulless bitter retard

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this, what the fuck is that sorcery

You're right, wasted wasn't the best word to be used there. It's just that when we think of using money, that's the first one that cames up.

your post is lacking in one critical element... SOUL

Thank you

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>shills ITT

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hes a fucking millionaire and actor
his life isnt even that hard
>boo people around me died

This has literally taken the hype to all new levels thought impossible. How the FUCK did CDPR do it lads?

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(You) out of pity

>I need a celebrity to remind me to feel bad about myself, damn this hapa abomination sure is having a tough life! So sad! No friends, just like me! Money doesn't mean anything in life, keanuuu reeves dudee

fuck off with your faggot celeb

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>that hoverhand
Fuck.

Careful with all that edge

HE POINTED AT ME GUYS KEANU FUCKING REEVES POINTED AT ME TODAY AND SAID I'M BREATHTAKING

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>gun hating libshit faggot
>was in that one meme so everyone on this shitty website now loves him
If they only knew it was this easy they'd have Clinton be part of a meme and you idiots would fall on the sword for her.

Klassic Keanu. Drinks all day and bangs trannies.

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Night time and Keanu

wholesome

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You are a pathetic person and I'm genuinely sorry for you

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you will never be a woman

This trailer was pre-rendered, right? It looked much more realistic than last year's trailer and it didn't say "in-engine footage" as far as I know.

Man, i fucking love Keanu

EEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH?????????

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:33333

who are you quoting you schizophrenic fuck?
are you just talking to yourself again?
take your goddamn meds holy shit..

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this is from a movie

So nothing, huh?

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>you will never pick out a puppy at the shelter with Keanu

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Next time you have a thought maybe just don't.

y-you too

I-I always knew Keanu would find me breathtaking

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He always acts a little drunk. It's just his personality, he stopped taking life seriously years ago.
twitter.com/collider/status/826490245902393348?lang=en

Based

I don't pity him or worship him, but I do enjoy his work, think he seems like a nice guy, and envy how handsome he is at over 50.

It is so weird seeing the scum of the earth that hate everything and everyone, actually some love to the only good person in Shittywood.
Keanu is one of a kind we should cherish him while he is still kicking.

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based and redpilled and truthful

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So he's Johnny Silverhand? Shouldn't he be like over 100 years old in 2077 or whatever?

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>go out for a drink with a 3rd gender
>everyone thinks you're fugging

brainlet response

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『THE ONE』

I can't believe how many (You)s this got when it is literally just "you"

She tried. I think you need to pokemon go to the polls and get outta here.

Fuck trannies.

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Genuinely one of the best answers I've heard to that question.

>IMG_20190610_005037.png

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>oh shit whadup

the feels

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Woman here, not being sarcastic here when I say this.

Have sex and get a life you loser.

Thanks Keanu, you're a treasure

How nu?

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I knew this was coming and still felt a little happy when I saw it.

Reminder that along with his wife and child, Keanu's friend and anchor through Hollywood insanity River Phoenix also died of a drug OD.

Maybe he's just a little drunk all the time. (Or whenever he's not filming a movie.)

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Apparently the rest Hollywood doesn't really associate with him that much because he doesn't buy into the actor lifestyle. He thinks it's all too fake, which it is.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Thats actually a pretty amazing response even if it was recited before. It is very very true

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

procreate

wait no, actually don't

There's a good chunk of Yea Forums that is tired of all the negativity and shitposting and wants to take a break from it for a bit to be happy. Just that anger and shitposting are way louder than us and people are too dumb to not respond to obvious bait.
Seriously, it's boring now. Give it a break for a while. The joke is tired.

Legitimately the best answer possible.

you're breathtaking

>first thing that comes to your mind is fucking a trans
kek

That was way more wholesome than I thought it was going to be.

YOU'RE CUM GARGLING

>implying that will be any barrier to someone planning to live for the next few centuries.

hellomagazine.com/celebrities/200305283652/keanu/reeves/matrix/
>Money is the last thing I think about. I could live on what I have already made for the next few centuries,
>I could live on
>for the next few centuries

Based. Fuck niggers.

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People love Keanu because he's a nice guy.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Quit peddling your fake news journalist

He's literally John Wick. Lost his wife, I think she was preggers too at the time.

There are people who think HARMONY shouldn't be an anual thing.

Fuck this is such a nice thread it made me smile and feel better about myself, thanks Yea Forums and thanks Keanu

You're breathtaking!

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made me laugh

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

I already know you fucks are going to try and make me hate Keanu, but suck my dick. He's one of the few good people left in this flaming space turd.

Based Keanu

why are people so gay for Keanu

Funny how Keanu always looks tired, as if he seriously needs a hug

Just because it's true for >80% of them doesn't mean it holds true for ALL of them. Nuance is always required.
Yes, the same applies to Jews.

The theory came up earlier that maybe his personality is on the chip and now he's in V's head.

I don't see how that's related

y-you too

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just look at him

>the tiniest crack of his voice when he says it
absolutely
fucking
KINO
how does he do it every time?

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It's hilarious seeing this retard going full /r9k/ in the other thread also failing here with the same posting style. I finally see someone more pathetic than Barry

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That's not hoverhand. That's the fucking Last Supper pose.

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he's handsome and kind

Have sex

It's all love, man.
KEanu is a pure soul.

>So you're telling me I can fight against all the #metoo nonsense?
>No Keanu what I'm saying is when the time comes . . . you wont have to.

>KEEEEEAAAAAAAAAANUUUUUUU!!!!!

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Harmony was a period when Yea Forums was taken over by an almost trance like level of good vibes.

pre-rendered as fuck

well done
now we just need an artist to whip out a more style accurate version

further the species

>politics

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I don't know man, he's been through a lot

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>handsome
>serene
>mixed race but not TOO mixed
>tragic backstory

I miss threads when people would try to cheer Keanu up

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Of course it should be an anal thing, there's literally rainbows everywhere!

I do find it funny if anyone goes after Keanu everyone would know it's bullshit.

He's too fucking pure.

>Rip his model from Cyberpunk
>Throw in SFM
Jesus, the porn will be neverending

You're breathtaking ^-^

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link for the original sticky?

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Hell yeah, celebrity cameos that take me out of the game, POGGERS in the chat!

Jon Wick was shit
Keanu's a nice dude though

>170 iq
is that real

Guys, ladies, I fucked up.

I was hallucinating and having flashbacks and I said Keanu was Lame and needed to get off stage.

I typed this into the Gamespot chat at their website.

That was a hour ago while the Xbox stream was live.

I just saw the cyberpunk vid lije a few mins ago. Wow, I suck.

KINO REEVES

What about the Matrix?

How is his hair doing that?

he really is just like us

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Like Yostuba, Keanu is not for lewd.

>IMG

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How can ONE (read: one, singular, uno, etc.) man be so based?

>Too mixed.
>Bad.

i came when he said that

Oh I see what you're saying. It's just a misunderstanding of the culture that's been festering for years now, and has overtaken that same culture. All it would take to fix it is ignoring the obvious bait and throwing a lot of optimism at what we should be optimistic for. There's too many people for that though, since it just takes one person to feed the negativity.

sorry that we don't all praise a blue-haired faggot like Ninja

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BBC? LEL!1

yeah he's some kinda AI ghost that's living in V's head now

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He has the perfect features of all races, Unlike your typical el goblino.

anyone have any good get in edits?

Wasn't he falsely accused of hitting a paparazzo and when the case came to court all the jurors were like "fuck no your full of shit" within an hour?

Yes?

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she's breathtaking

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I'd let Keanu blow me. Only him, though. No homo.

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Then why is one of the first people that got metoo'd a gay guy?

>you will never have Keanu haunt your brain

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>have shitton of money
>celeb status
He can't trust that any new connection isn't just some leech faggot.
I'm a broke degenerate and even I have trust issues can't start to imagine his.

>mfw he might never be truly happy again

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based

>voice crack
>sorrowful look
>nervous thumb twiddle
fuck, my heart shit

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You know what's fucking with my brain right now.

There was one shitpsoter goign on and about how the game is like John Wick, he kept posting about it in threads and making threads about it.
And now this happened.

What the fuck? Do you think he committed suicide after this or it was some kind of advanced shilling?

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Not sure if underage or just retarded. In any event, if you write this, you're having an easy life and I wish that you to never feel as hard as many other people do.

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Keanu's a talentless faggot
John Wick is pure fucking garbage
That cliche by-the-numbers Cyberpunk trailer was so deeply unimpressive and boring

>LOOK WE GOT A FAMOUS ACTOR WHOAAAAA!!

OOOOO HOLLY SHIT!!! U GOT DA CHIP? YEA MANG U GOT DA CASSHH? YO MY GLOWING MOHAWK TURNS PINK WHEN I INJECT KEEZY-BUZZ HYPER-DRUG-JUICE INTO MY MICRODISC SPINE SLOT, NYROOOOOOM! AHHHHH, JUX, MY MAN... THEY GOT ME, THEY SHOT ME MANNNN OOO MAN, IM DYIN HEAH! I NEED A STEMCELL STIM DRONE HEAL ZAP!

This is an actual post from Yea Forums
They are SEETHING

YOUR'RE ARE BREATHTAKING

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> Yea Forums being a bunch of contrarian faggots
Imagine my shock.

imagine being an Amerimutt and worshiping actors

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you fucked up but it's okay because you're still breathtaking

>John Wick is pure fucking garbage
Yea but Keanu is still my boy.

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better than worshipping muslims that take your home and women away

I want all gay people to die.

The virgin logout macro

The chad grit and determination
clips.twitch.tv/RamshackleBoringKiwiMikeHogu

>he's seething this hard

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What a gorgeous BITCH

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I'll see you in hell

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>being on the wrong side of the firing line
Deradicalize before it's too late, chud

i just know you're the same one posting wojaks in every thread

Especially since it costs their lives to get there

>she

she got to call him daddy

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What if it was Keanu?

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Lrn2readingcomprehension

I cannot see any changed other than slightly more white hair in 30 years.

A feminist one.

it's not wasted money if it saved someone's life dumbass

rise up my man

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Unironically based. This guy's incredible

Keanu is so cute!!!

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I think it's actually 160 so that was likely a typo. That's still genius-level.

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This but unironically. Just fucking lol at the cucks here defending muh billionaire chad

Robin Williams was /our guy/ too.

Shame Robin Williams had horrible taste in women, resulting in Robin Williams, paying a shit ton of alimony to ex-wives which is why before his death, Robin Williams said he couldn't afford to retire.

And now his last wife is fighting with his children over his estate and money.

He flickers when you first see him in the trailer as well. I thought it was just V's damaged eyes/cyberbrain the first time I saw it, but somebody else pointed it out in another thread and it makes a lot of sense.

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Guy is done with people. His daughter died, then year or so later his wife died in a car crash... his sister then died from laukemia....

Give this guy a break. He's surrounded by all those celebrities that act superior 'n shit and he obviously doesn't care about any of it.

fuck life for giving this kind hearted man so much shit to deal with

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nigga keanu's over 100 years old right now

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If nothing else at least he doesn't have to live to see that shitshow.

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thanks keanu for saving this awful e3

>Keanu's shitposts on Yea Forums for the fun of it

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HOLY SHIT
HIT THE FUCKING DECK

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I'm thinking maybe it'll be kinda like Fight Club and he's going to use you as a pawn to do his master plan and you'll have to decide to go with it or betray him at the end

>tfw retard

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fucking based

>Robin Williams was /our guy/ too.
I just wish he didn't die before someone could ask him if he was a Reifag or an Asukafag

Retards will always exist sadly.

John Wick could have killed everyone on that place very easy.

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Colbert was just throwing the question out there as a joke and then Keanu immediately solves life for everyone.

Lost my mom a few months ago so that got me pretty hard. You're okay, Keanu.

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>woe is me
>pity me for I am the more oppressed one
YIKES

Reminder that Bill's daughter is named Thea and Ted's daughter is named Billie.

Yea Forums is a shit board with opinions just as shit as this board. Mostly browsed by the same people in here so I'm not totally surprised. Also fuck them John Wick is fucking cool.

>Was so excited for his reveal he tried to hint about it to us

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why do people care about this?

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Yeah I think so too. I also think that maybe Keanu took control of your body and did something with it, if those two scenes are consecutive in the game that means it's gone from midnight to mid-day without you seeing what happened.

The article was fucking fake you retarded weeb incels
Imagine trying to relate to someone who's much better than you in every possible way

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keanu you have the eyepatch strap on wrong

Yea Forums can't talk about taste when back during the season finale of GoT the entire board was literally nothing but Game of Thrones threads.

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING!

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I've never witnessed a more wholesome display from somebody up on a stage announcing a game. Fuck, even seeing him walk around and talk on stage made my heart soar.
A-Am I gay bros?

Probably he seems to not realise how much people appreciate him for all the work his done. Of course that is a good thing because it means his probably a true bro, down to earth and what not.

God bless Keanu

Thanks for saving E3

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Actually though, another option could be that the Johnny in your head is a decades-old copy and that's why he looks much younger than he should. AI Johnny and real Johnny might actually be opposed to one another.

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based Keanu brings tactical reveals to E3.

If Robin Williams was single like Keanu Reeves, I honestly think he would have had the time and money to convince Japan to make an EVA live action with him starring as Gendo.

Keanu is such a treasure.

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the true mark of an NPC is actually using those retarded facebook normalfag memes, along with wojak or pepe.

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youre breathtaking

You're breathtaking!

CAN WE ALL SEND A BIG THANK YOU CARD TO REEVES FOR BEING SUCH A WHOLESOME HUMAN BEING

Daily reminder Keanu is one of the most loved guys in the world and still he's single

If Keanu Reeves is single what chance do you have

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And then finally we will know

>tfw no keanu tulpa

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>Ana de Armas will never call you papi
Hard life my ass

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that or an AI could make himself look younger I guess

>you will never comfort keanu

fucking delet this

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Robin Williams was pretty accessible but nobody could predict he was going to be gone so soon. We just saw his Nintendo commercial after all.

Shame when his daughter was posting on Yea Forums, everyone on Yea Forums wasted time asking stupid questions and she didn't get to answer any anime or manga related questions.

The board was Yea Forums right?

I'm honestly very sceptical of that, IQ like that tends to be pretty conspicuous. I'm sure he's a smart man but I don't think sensationalising him as a genius serves any purpose (or is something he'd approve of).

You think that back in 1530 he was called Keanu Greaves?

>t. retard who doesn't understand spritual, emotional, and personal struggles
maybe one day you will graduate high-school

Yea Forums cards are the kiss of death for the receiver. We better not.

commercial for what?
btw he died before seeing the ultimate zelda game what a shame

THIS

THIIIIIIS

summerfaggots will get the rope too

You might be a retarded incel /r9k/ frogposter if you think Keanu isn't voluntarily staying single after his wife and he couldn't get any bitch he wants off the street as a multimillionare Hollywood star if he actually wanted to.

If he went to Tinder he would get 100 matches in the first minute

It's literally the most sensible answer to the possibly hardest question of all time

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Thank (You)

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Every time Yea Forums sends someone a card, something bad happens.
We better not.