FUCKING TOAD CHADS GET THE FUCK IN HERE

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Not exactly what I was hoping for. The music and the emblem were pretty good bait.

Been waiting for Microsoft to bring back Battletoads forever.
And then they do this. This looks like a bad Cartoon Network game.

I would rather have nothing at all.

I can't be hyped under these circumstances. I can't.

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Well at least SoR4 no longer can say it's the ugliest sequel for a beat 'em up.

This. At least with nothing there's a hope for something good. Now hope is dead.

Thanks for cementing my decision to hate this game

I literally yelled at the screen when i saw how bad it looks. Jesus fuck. Why would they do that.

That's not supposed to be the dark queen is it? Please tell me it isn't.

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looks like fucking shit, my hopes died

the costume isn't even the deal breaker for me
it's this stupid fucking minimalistic calarts style bullshit
there are people who get deployed to dangerous territories who get paid less than the kind of people who get away with drawing this bullshit

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>flash game cartoony quality
>no violence at all

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I had a feeling the art was going to be bad last year. I hate being right.

BATTLETOADS ROAR

>DUDE western animation looks the same! Calarts xD
>n-no anime characters have different designs!! Stop saying anime all looks the same!

Can't wait to play Battletoads: The Browser Game on newgrounds.com

grasping for justification
shit's a shit

>BATTLETOADS CROAK
ftfy

Rent free, idiot

I...I just can't be hyped for this. Its so...choppy.

fuck - thanks for killing my boner.

Fucking cal arts strikes again.

>Tripfag
WTF I love Cal-Arts now!

Fuck man, all they had to do was build upon what the arcade game did well in.

They should've gotten EVS to do the artwork for this game.

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Why are you using a trip? stop posting in every thread bocofaggot.

They announced this last year and this is all they came up with?
Jesus christ.

It's what I was afraid for.

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Fuck, they're so sneaky. This flashes on the trailer for barely 1 second.

It's like the marketing team putting together the trailer knew EXACTLY how fucking shit she looks.

At :59
youtube.com/watch?v=EOBBtc8Af3E

But E3 is the best time of year on Yea Forums.

Oh, that's disappointing. So it looks like cheap shovelware shit? Dang. I was looking forward to seeing it.

The question is: Why include her at all? They should have forseen that people would hate it. Better to keep that hidden until people start to buy the game.

The Battletoads themselves don't look much better, they do seem somewhat faithful to the original designs but they act like some hyperactive cartoon character, they don't act Totally Radical at all.

>fists turn into a dead fish and a rubber ducky
I hate this so much.

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Reminds me of Super Duper Sumos

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youtube.com/watch?v=otARLzzcUm0

so long heavy metal aesthetic, hello goofy kids show saturday morning cartoon. Thanks

Not much of an achievement to look better than nu-battletoads, Streets of Rage 4 still hasn't confirmed Yuzu Koshiro, it can't be great without him.

It's the truth, Anime shit looks more generic and samey than Calarts, but Animeshit gets endless praise while everyone feigns outrage over cartoons being goofy instead of edgy bullshit

battletoads are literally a rip off of ninja turtles you troglodyte

I told you guys they were hiring when they announced it last year its not your fault you retards did not see all the people applying wanting to desexualize the dark queen they want this game to be E

SoR4's art style would've been a better fit for a Comix Zone sequel.

It was supposed to be an edgier version of the Ninja Turtles, you mongoloid, not this family friendly Cartoon Network garbage.

With more rock and roll added to it you nimrod, only the original Turtles comic in black and white was any more metal.

Shut up Boco

congrats, microcock, you made THIS look good in comparison.

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you gonna make your voices heard or are you guys just gonna be a bunch of faggots complaining and do nothing
twitter.com/dlalastudios
they have been working on this game for one year its not even going to release this year better say shit now

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lol you know they ain't changing shit

YIKES

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Looking at their feed, people are already voicing their disgust. Makes sense. I don't think anyone asked for nuToon garbage.

>Hello yes can you replace every single art asset you've made to date
>please?

The music composer ''hasn't been confirmed''. No need to be a genius that he's involved in the soundtrack, knowing how important it's SoR for him.

Imagine Sketch Turner as a unlockable character.

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this. they're well past the point of no return.

So sad that they announce this indie game instead of Banjo. Their original game was already bad and this looks worse. Why is microsoft putting money in the wrong places? We only want Banjo. No indiecrap

It honestly looks fine except for the Dark Queen.

Animation and design are not the same. You have people who draw and you have people who animate. At least that's how it used to be. While a lot of anime characters may look very similar at a surface level, the animation in anime are leagues above western animation. And it's sad because animators love to animate but it takes time; time they aren't given so they are reduced to using flash. Even Disney, the pioneer in animation in the "golden age", are using flash for their most popular characters.

they were hiring people for this game last year they even said they only been working on it since last year, so yeah scarping a years work of worth is nothing if it was coming out this year then yeah its to late

>Imagine Sketch Turner as a unlockable character.
youtube.com/watch?v=1moXJATS2Zs

They can still cancel it like how they canceled that kiddie Conker. I say it's the better option.

I don't know how to explain it, but I really don't like the look of the Toads.
They look, too lanky I guess? I feel like they just aren't beefy enough, and their attitudes aren't really helping them out much. They feel more cartoonish than before.
I struggle to put it into words but I feel like the spirit of the original isn't really here.

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>Calarts

Into the trash

>gamestop is dying
>you'll never get to call them and ask for battletoads again
youtube.com/watch?v=cvEThh1RMlQ

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So is it a sequel, remake, or reboot.

demake

Guess I know how Banjokes feel with Nuts and Bolts now.

I don't like what they did to Dark Queen but I think it looks good otherwise. The graffiti-like style works for Battletoads and I like the distinctions they gave each toad but it does look a little cheap.

hello Inafune

>Holy shit this looks like utter garbage. I would have preferred a 2.5D game with toads like models like the one from Killer Instinct

See, this is why, this is why we can't have nice things - because you western fuckers keep thinking tits are evil

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Damn, it wasnt supposed to be greentext

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>nu-tmnt artstyle
>slow as fuck gameplay
>choppy animations
>non hot dark queen
Too bad, I was really hyped when it was announced.

Wasn't Battletoads an ironic meme in the same ranks as Bubsy? No one really cared about that franchise because they couldn't get past the third stage, and it only got more wack from there.

Seething

I don't care for the first game, but BT&DD is the shit and my fav game on NES.

It was a meme to call GameStop and ask for Battletoads but the games have always been solid.

Post favorite tracks
youtu.be/ucxyXPgPbWw

Nah man, Battletoads is legit one of the best video game franchises of all time. Rare's best series and a pure joy to play.

youtube.com/watch?v=iy7IQ-i2Zzc

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My nigga. Best song from the arcade game.

The Hell did they do to /our/ Dark Queen, Yea Forums? What in the Hell?!

If it makes you feel any better, game artists make garbage money, especially ones working on shitty throwaway games like this. The only people in game development who get paid well are coders and management.

>Patreon stamp
always have to edit these fuckers out so they don't kill my boner

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>I struggle to put it into words but I feel like the spirit of the original isn't really here.

Let me help you. It looks like utter shit and whoever made it should feel bad.

They made her SJW friendly, that's what.

no, better boycot them just like previous failed attempts.

IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE?

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this is a direct insult to Yea Forums, Battletoads is our meme and they desecrated it

You fucking wish it was.

Battletoads was a meme before Yea Forums existed.

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those lindas were actually trannies because americans didn't want to hit women in vidya

Who the fuck cares about anime in this situation, the Battletoads game still looks awful
>BUT ANIME
Nu-anime looks like shit but again, doesn't mean this doesn't look like putrid garbage either

People shit on Calarts because it's fuckugly and because it's mixed up with political shit they don't agree with, not because it's samey.

Those tits are the size of Abobo's pecs

HYPE
hype cancelled

>Literally zero tits
You just know that some diversity adviser moron is responsible for this

that's the magic of plastic surgery these days, you can do anything now

>The CalArts fags are now damage controlling
Go back to watching Steven's Tranny Universe you cuck.

dark queen, more like dark drag queen lmao @ trannie

if it were 1995 Cyberfrog would make a pretty kino side scroller on Genesis

Why does Yea Forums eat this shit up so fucking much? How much bean mouth, poorly drawn crap can they watch before enough is enough?

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kek

The fuck, is this like an 8 year old version of Dark Queen now? The fuck is this bullshit, Robocop 2?

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Im sorry but this looks horrible, Calarts art style meets Battletoads with super PC Dark Queen

Fuck right off

This really looks like some middle school level Deviantart doodles. Like everything. From shitty drawing to imported random flashy background

RIP

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>Allow us to present you with the future of video gaming; The Scarlett

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Yea Forums is absolutely cucked.

Both nú-anime and calarts are shit. Only weebs and retarded people watch both.

>CalArts Battletoads

JUST

Nu-rare is fucking pathetic.

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rare didn't make this

BETRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAL!!!

Still though, fuck Nu Rare

But what if Classic Dark Queen /ll/s NuDark Queen?

If SoR4 is bad, I will be inconsolable.

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Yea Forums lurker here, Yea Forums hates this stuff as well.

Hey Yea Forumsaggots, get your shit off our board. We didn't do shit to you.

t. Yea Forums

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Some of it. There are definite flash artist apologists over there.

You're just mad BK is dead like it was supposed to be.

Dilate

youtube.com/watch?v=JE2NuKLJ5PE&t=31s

Go back to your shithole then.

We're on Yea Forums dipshit.

Kill yourself and save both boards from you

>Banjo gets jack shit
>Battletoads gets fucking raped

Which fate is worse?

This because I'd rather not see Banjo Project spark.

>what we got was TumblrToads
>we could have had this instead
youtu.be/tnPv9l-5LNQ
It's not fair, bros.

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Suuuureee you are, Yea Forumsaby autist.

Good God.

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christ even that looks more promising

It's the DarkQueen herself, don't you recognise her?

I don't get it. So much effort was put into Battletoads on KI and Shovel Knight. Why would such a disservice on their own game be acceptable? What did Microsoft put too much money into Ori 2?

>edgier version of the Ninja Turtles
The original Ninja Turtles were already edgy enough.

MS weren't making video games in the 90s. It's only natural that they don't understand something like Battletoads.

Reminds me of arcade america

>you retards did not see all the people applying wanting to desexualize the dark queen they want this game to be E
Where? Link?

the entirety of the Battletoads Arcade ost is fucking amazing.
David Wise is a fucking magician.

Without a doubt. The games look is subparagraph at best. But could they have at least hired better artists to try to make the toads and even DQs look be more akin to the Arcade even in this dark age?

STOP SHITTING ON THE BEHEMOTH ARTSTYLE REEEEEEEEEE

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now THAT is fucking SOULFUL

I don't get this dilate meme.

Ahem.
youtube.com/watch?v=fBfDtaljCcM

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Cool, now I have a firm reason not to get it.

That's the thing though, they seemed to undesrtant pretty well in Rash's appearance for Killer Instinct, or Double Helix was the one who understood, Microsoft should have paid someone who understood just as much.

god damn ki was amazing

Cameos are different than a full length game
Though again, I don't know why they didn't just reuse KI Rash in a 3D game instead of this

The new Battletoads literally has the same artstyle as Behemoth’s games except it’s way more fluid because the developers aren’t flash animators from newgrounds

KI was one of the few games this generation that actually exceeded my expectations.....eventually.

That style has nothing to do with Battletoads, it cannot be defended in this situation.

yeah, its a shame its dead now, probably the best fighting game next to usf4

Because this isn’t a AAA 3D title? It’s Battletoads so of course it’s gonna be downloadable arcade game like Cuphead

They might as well be called this now since it's pozzed as fuck.

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What the fuck does that have to with Battletoads? Wouldn't your retarded ass complain if Castle Crashers suddenly looked like an ultra realistic style game in 3D? Changing the core design is the problem.

It’s a very similar artstyle from a game of the same genre that people love. You can’t say one’s tumblr garbage while the other is fine

>It’s Battletoads so of course it’s gonna be downloadable arcade game like Cuphead
Cuphead looks orders of maginitude better than this, what kind of comparison is that?

Fuck CalArts straight to the most fiery pits of Hell!

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How did they not use KI Rash as a basis for this new game.

It doesn't fucking match, what part of that you still don't get it? One style doesn't rule all to the point it will be completely fine if another game suddenly adopts it.

she's going to be trans in the new game. calling it now.

Maybe. But anyone who uses this term for re2 doesnt know what they're talking about. Reason I mentioned re2 is because butthurt nostalgia fags spam demake in the threads of re2 and recently rebooted/remakes and it makes no sense why. I guess people think remakes or reimagining of games means it needs to be exactly the same as the original game its based on like they did with crash bandicoot games. Here the term works, everything about this new battletoads is bad where that's not the case at all for re2.

you'd think it'd be a no-brainer

They look pretty similar as to me desu
Hell, Battletoads probably has more frames of animations for its player characters than Cuphead because of the larger move pool of a beat em up

You can't have trans villains dumb dumb.

They literally do match, take a screenshot and put it up against the new Battletoads and you’ll see how similar they are

It looks fucking hideous, the Dark Queen is just the cherry on top of the shit sundae

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Music is kino esp the sega ver.

What is this shitty powerpuff girl looking ripoff shit?

You're trying to compare calarts in flash to traditional hand drawn animation.

Fuck off zoomer tumblrfag.
Western Cartoons are Anime-tier trash now.

>It honestly looks fine
It looks horrible, and Dark Queen looks beyond that, it's a a plague.

Here's your design team F A M

twitter.com/dlalastudios

>20-year-old women and soiboys

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>blacked queen

I just bought Killer Instinct: Definitive Edition; is there a good amount of single-player fun to be had? I don't have any friends and I imagine it's not the most active fighting game.

On one hand I like the idea of being able to annoy the hell out of GameStop with calls asking for Battletoads and now they have to answer even of they don't like it, on the other hand its fucking calarts

>one of the women looks more masculine than most of the men
Physiognomy never fails. It's like this literally every single time.

Fuck all of those talent-less pieces of shit

There's a campaign mode with loot and shit and various difficulty levels and daily quests. It can be pretty fun.

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where do you live? there's some poeple playing and if you look on discord on reddit you'll find for sure, i don't think there's much SP content(not that i checked)

riptor is best girl

Well that's good; I suck at fighting games for the most part and haven't played much of Killer Instinct, so I can learn how to play it for the first time.

Those designs/art are god-tier compared to the putrid garbage we're getting with Battletoads, what the fuck happened?

>check into Yea Forums even though I don't give a shit about vidya much these days because I hear there's finally a new Battletoads game and it was one of my favourite games as a kid
>that art style in the trailer
Welp, back to not giving a shit.

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>they did some quality shit in KI
>They did godtier shit with them in Shovel Knight
>They gives us this shit instead

I really hope everyone who made this shit go to bankrup

Rare didn't even make it, they farmed it out to a small indie company that only ever made two other games

Really? Battletoads always had a cartoon aesthetic.

Unfortunately, this new one went from 1990s cartoons to 2010s cartoons.

>Literally no feet

Uhhh

They did the same shit with Poison from Final Fight.
They also took out the female bandits from Sunset Riders in the Super Nintendo and Genesis ports.

Fuck Americans, they should all be gassed.

The new KI got it right.

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Battletoads in Killer Instinct and Shovel Knights were made by people who care, this new game is made some literally who studio who obviously doesn't seem to care.

>Really? Battletoads always had a cartoon aesthetic.
TOTALLY FUCKING RAD cartoon's aesthetic, there's a difference with the shit they are pushing here.

Not really, you just don't know what today's TOTALLY FUCKING RAD cartoon aesthetic is.

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>Totally Rad
>Today's cartoons
Pick one, this Nick Turtles thing isn't even trying right.

Today was a mistake.
Also please don't tell me the nigger is meant to be April.

I hate this shit so fucking much

Looks a billion times better than this shit, how could they do KI right but this wrong?

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youtube.com/watch?v=3xzwafCJ28I
>tfw they had it right 4 years ago

>how could they do KI right but this wrong?
Different developers, Microsoft just throws money at them without any quality control.

It's an indie studio called Dlala Studios making Battletoads

It's ridiculous how Microsoft keeps boasting about buying "good" studios expecting them to make great new IPs, while the IPs they already have are thrown at the bargain bin for some unknown developer to make a game out of.

more like Dilate Studios

Based

It's not even hard to make a good 2D Battletoads with modern technology. All they had to do was draw updated game sprites, and redraw classic levels from the old games for the sake of nostologia and cram a new story in it. It could have played exactly like the old NES games or Super Nintendo ones, etc, or been just a simple remake.

Microsoft is the worst of the 3 first-party publishers, and that's saying something because I fucking hate Sony and their cinematic garbage

At least it isn't as bad as the cancelled GBA game. You want a botched version of the original characters? Look at THIS: invidio.us/watch?v=XVGAhwqn1Dc

MtF vaginas are open wounds that they have to stretch open everyday to keep from healing shut

Is that not what they're doing? Haven't watched the trailer yet

NOPE! Complete reimagining basically, with a different art style. If this were an original IP inspired by Battletoads, it would be acceptable, but this is supposed to be an official game, but looks shittier than the NES and Super NES games.

It does one thing right though, it knows it shouldn't have been released.

>calarts

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Factually wrong, the meme was born here on Yea Forums circa 2005; whenever someone asked the source of picture of a lesser known game they replied "battletoads". It got to a point where typing the name was filtered to "GIMMICKS ARE DUMB, I SHOULD BE BANNED", which usually ended with the offender in question banned.

Predictably enough this was soon weaponized by people posting screenshots of actual battletoads games asking for the source, people not aware of the bans gave honest answers and ended up banned for a week or so.

Years later f/a/ggots stole the idea and replaced battletoads with "boku no pico".

I mean, I've seen the screenshots and I already know about the art. I mean the gameplay. What does that look like?

It looks more like the arcade game, but very crowded to not be able to tell what's happening, and when you morph weapons, it's more calarts style and not really violent.

>that Macho Man "YEAH!"
This trailer was so cool it made me want to play Killer Instinct. Meanwhile, an actual Battletoads trailer just looks offputting and makes me regret having my hopes up.

Something tells me Microsoft can't deal with big studios they don't own. And I think the Scalebound fiasco is a sign of this.

YAY BROS, WE'RE THE TRUE RARE REPS

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Reminder, in the arcade game we saw her giant, massive tits with erect nipples

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The toads also used to grab motherfuckers by their junk and punch them in the dick

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>Dilate Studios
The UK ruins everything that it touches.

at least they had the decency to scrap it. plus it's only a prototype so those assests could've been just placeholders.

So how many battletoads games are there? Only played the NES/Mega drive game. Kind of curious to check out the others.

The Battletoads were basically the definition of early 90s "Radical/Badass" which is one of the styles that has aged the absolute worst so most people now remember and look at it as a joke. Instead of embracing the style and playing it straight they're instead trying to intentionally make it wacky and funny which is making it shittier and less wacky and fun if they had played it straight..

There's a SNES game, a multiplat double dragon crossover, and an arcade game.

I think there's two NES ones, two SNES, Two Sega ones, two Gameboy ones, and an Arcade game. The arcade one almost came to SNES and would have had some more content, but never went into production.

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Technically there only three games, Battletoads, Battletoads & Double Dragon and Battletoads Arcade; the first game however has a ton of ports that somehow ehances the experience in some of them.

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>last year

Yeah, that's actually a pretty good theory

It's depressing to look at how cool the arcade game looks and how hideous the nu-Toads look

>The Battletoads were basically the definition of early 90s "Radical/Badass" which is one of the styles that has aged the absolute worst so most people now remember and look at it as a joke

It was always a joke even back then--that's why everyone liked it. Shit like Battletoads, Street Sharks et al never took itself seriously.

You forgot Battlemaniacs on SNES

I hate these people

You also used to be able to grab women by the hair and punch them in the uterus repeatedly so they never reproduced.

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People really expected a different style for this game? Like, wtf, since the last year's teaser it was obvious it was going to look like this.
Shame for the Dark Queen tho...

she was only seen for a split second
maybe even they were on the fense designing her

Nobody cares about current shit. There's a reason it gets shit ratings and nobody watches TV anymore.

Based.

>tfw will never ever suck tits this glorious in my life
feels bad man

>Like, wtf, since the last year's teaser it was obvious it was going to look like this.
Last's year teaser was just a bike and tongues.

Hard to tell if there's more people who like that shit or not, but if there's a reason people there like that stuff, it's autism. Yea Forums may be one of the boards with the biggest amount of actual clinical autists. They may also lewd it up because is the inly thing they know, and when's tgere hunger, there's no bad bread.

There were trannies in the US version.
Fuck America.

I always forget this wasn't a remake of the first game.

Getting mixed signals here. Are some of those just remakes?

beating up trannies is pretty based

If it is gonna be on gamepass... do you think it will be playable on PC?

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Also, where can I download and play the arcade game?

They also decapitated their enemies

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>Completely covered up
>Literally no sense of femininity left

What happened to western culture

a pc port was already announced

I literally can't imagine a worse art style than what they showed in this abomination.

The tranny SJW faggot intersectional feminist multicultural bullshit is absolute poison to the "arts".

Not as much as beating up women.

this the remakes of the TMNT all over again.

what is with art designers COMPLETELY missing the point of the original appeal? RADICAL and BIG MUSCLES where perfect representations of beat-em-ups back then and now they just want to look like cute disney cartoons.

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>Flat as a pancake
nani the fuck

Some are remakes, but there's different gameplay in some of them, and console specific differences. But there's like 4 main games, including the arcade, and the gameboy one is a semi-remake/new game

this isn't the 80s anymore grandpa

When will we wake up from this nightmare already?

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1990s: Battletoads
2019: Soi-frogs

oh really? where?

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
NOBODY FUCKING WANTS CURRENT SHIT, FUCKING NOBODY.
THAT'S WHY ALL THESE CRAPPY CARTOONS DO SHIT IN THE RATINGS. THEY'RE EVEN LESS POPULAR THAN FUCKING EGORAPTOR CARTOONS.

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see

One look at that picture should tell you what's going on here.

What's the point of pandering to nostalgia by bringing something back if you're not going to pander to nostalgia? New fans won't give much of a shit because they don't really know much about it and old fans will hate it. Who is this for? What purpose does it serve?

Shantae is E and and her is allowed to have corves and a pretty face, no man do not blame the ERSB for what they have become...

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It was all your own faults for getting excited.

The point might be simply that it exists so MS can continue to have a legitimate claim on the IP. I'm not a lawfag, but I've heard of such cases before

Speaking of which, of all the companies to hand Battletoads off to, why some literally who company full of gays instead of Wayforward if it has to be 2D? They couldn't be that much more expensive

Oh god...

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nigga i was cautiously optimistic at best.

Street fighter and mortal kombat have pretty much kept their original 80s/90s big muscle realistic appeal and are still popular, battletoads didnt need to become millenial barf to be appealing, look at the goddamn thundercats cartoon backlash.

IF IT AIN'T BROKE DON'T FIX IT

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>this the remakes of the TMNT all over again.
That show has some top tier animation quality though

Because Wayforward isn't sucking Microsoft's dick. They didn't the cheapest and laziest way they could, and the company they gave it to sucks dog dick.

>2019

>gaming

>any optimism left

That must be a rough life.

MUSCLES BAD
ONIONS GOOD

>literally turning dark queen into that tranny cartoon Shezow
the dev team is canadian aren't they?

I don't understand why they just didn't get Studio MDHR to make it.

because they're busy with DLC?

They're British

Emulator it is.

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>Street fighter has pretty much kept their original 80s/90s big muscle realistic appeal
No it hasn't.
Street Fighter turned unrealistic a long time ago what with making the characters bigger and bigger every fucking game to the point where Ryu and Ken now look like Zangief.

SF2 was the optimal style.

But they played it straight which made it fun. This is more along the lines of "Haha, oh man, talk about cringe, right?"

I'm pretty sure they finished that by now and are just fixing some bugs at this point, it's just a DLC after all so I doubt it will have too much new content. Not like they can't work on 2 projects at once.

I've redesigned her to be less ugh

Hire me Microsoft

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that art style is a lot of work and microsoft didn't show any gameplay at e3.

>This is more along the lines of "Haha, oh man, talk about cringe, right?"

I agree that they're retards, but I don't think the style aged bad at all. It was funny back then and unashamedly macho--and there is nothing wrong with that. The only people that believe it aged badly are women's studies and sexuality majors.

Microsoft

Yikes that looks bad

I hate absolutely everything about this mindset

"instead of grabbing an old-fashioned burger and trying to improve it with different ingredients, lets just drop the burger to the trash and make a pizza called burger"

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You all caused this by wanting something for meme value.

WF big wig did want to try their hand at doing a Battletoas remake (they also tried to make a Mischief makers remake) but where rejected.
I would be willing to bet that the studio who is doing this atrocity is dirt cheap

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEE

I am eternally grateful to any Western developers that still put sexy/cute female characters in their games

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It's an improvement, but she still has a potato head and fuckugly eyes with way too thick outlines

Reminds me of Shezow

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Who the hell memes this cancerous artstyle? I don't see Teen Titans Go being a meme machine, the show is too much of a joke as it is.

It looks shit, shill. Why is Cuckrosoft so incompetent?

Surprised Way Forward had nothing to do with it. Looks cool, if it's anything like Double Dragon Neon I'll get it

This is what happens.

It's cheap and easy and infects all cartoons, then the same stupid mouthbreathers who gush over steven universe and shit want it in video games too.

It wouldn't even be that bad if it wasn't in EVERYTHING.

Battletoads should be detailed sprites with tons of gore

Why would Roper have trannies working under him?

It's zero percent like Double Dragon Neon

Yeah, modern Street Fighter looks goofy as hell, although it looks fucking amazing compared to this garbage

Based

She looks like a cheap cereal commercial villian.

the game could probably be made to look good with a few mods

Everyone of those tumblr artists needs to be put to death

The design of the toads is dogshit too.

Why the fuck does Pimple keep headshaking with his tongue out?

looks like shit

They look like they've been force-fed soi for the last 20 years.

You'd need to completely replace all of the art assets, that just isn't feasible

OH NO NO NO NO NO

It looks like trash. Microsoft sucks so much dick

I'm pretty left wing and I think calarts is ugly, lazy garbage.

game looked like shit, honestly. It looked like low effort flash shit.

A mod that replaces all of the assets?
Might as well just make a new game at that point, which they probably should have instead of making this a Battletoads game.
I mean it's clearly aimed at children from the looks of it, why use a boomer brand children don't know?

Wrong. The arcade and SNES ones are pretty good and fun, but the NES and Gameboy ones suck dick.

yeah is kinda sad really their work is Loved the games whith their stile sell and yet, artist who dare to draw cute ,femenine and sexy characaters in the west are going the way of the dodo.
In fact anyone there besides Alex and Matt who still dare to try?

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I hope you and your kind start getting slaughtered in my life time. and for poetic justice I hope it’s by the mongrels you’re letting in.

Soulless

Sorry man, but it's unsalvageable

Soul

There's only one hero who can save us.

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They're hoping that their boomer parents buy it for them which they won't out of spite.

Joe Mad, High-res studios, probably some other indie devs

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MY DARK QUEEN

WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU

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based

I just want to say that fucking Shaq Fu 2 looks better than this.

Was that game worth playing? I like beat em ups.

no it was the boring kind of bad

Damn. I was hoping that it would be the so bad it's good kind of bad.

We all knew it was coming and yet it managed to be worse than we expected. Looks like a word girl villain.

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Jesus, that looks awful.

Can we at least fire up the battletoads meme, again, or is it tainted?

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I want this one to be the sequel.

I would unironically prefer Shadman do all the art for this new game

spirit of original includes mix of 90s rad and Valejo / conan the barbarian beefcakes w/ sexy bitches

reality of the remake is fag adventure time and teen titans reboot w/ cookie cutter characters

Why?

have sex

Looks like shit

sauce

Like I have a choice with all the rapists you want to let in.

Someone should punch this people in the nuts/vag

If the nu-fags making the current game were smart, they'd have referenced all the memes

I'd rather Banjo just be dead than suffer this fate tbqh

There is a way to redesign a character to be less sexually provocative, and still not look like completely ass. Why do these SJW redesigns always insist on either being completely forgettable or completely devoid of any appeal?

Yeah that sure worked for Anthony Burch.

Battletoads wasn't even a beat em up. The arcade game was but who remembers that over the NES game?

Not sure if bait, or you need to go back to r3ddit.

Yea Forumsmblr does, the rest fucking hate it. unfortunately, Yea Forumsmblr and mcufags also take up 80% of the fucking board now

imagine living with imaginary fears

>There is a way to redesign a character to be less sexually provocative, and still not look like completely ass.
>implying she needed a redesign at all

Oh no! She might make a pee pee hard! Let's put a burka on her.

That was the only version the developers played

At the end of the day it is the same overseas studio who both make Steven Universe and your loli waifu bullshit of the week.

Do you see the problem?

California ruins everything, holy shit

They hate beautiful things out of jealousy.

She looks like she should be a villain of the new Keens.

At least you'll always have Doronjo.

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This was the UK that did this

>Imagine Sketch Turner as a unlockable character.

Ah that reminds me, why the fuck Sumo make a Sonic ONLY racing game when All Stars Transformed was the most hyped games of its time?

AST was almost nearing to smash bros levels, I wanted a Warhammer rep and Sketch Turner in those games. Fuck they even got access to Aliens for a while there, or did, since Disney owns it.

The very first level was a beat-em-up level. So it was at least partially a bet-em-up.

It was a beat-em-up and a kick you in the balls difficult platformer in equal measures.

I'm not saying that - I would prefer the original sexy design that shows off a lot of skin too. But even if this wasn't a crappy redesign of a character that looked fine before, it's an objectively shit design on its own - and that always seems to be the trend when SJW devs do redesigns like this. What I'm trying to say is that, even if they have want the character to be less sexualized (which no, I'm not happy about), there's no reason that the new design on its own has to be objectively shit and uninspired, which it invariably always is.

I read that as dilate studios

>MS weren't making video games in the 90s.
That is really not an excuse given the executives themselves only see the proposals and nod their heads.

A brawler is very simple thing to do by now, you got indie companies that can actually make games with a nostalgia feel that obviously would not run on 90's consoles.

For example, the dev team behind the Scott Pilgrim game could had made a Battletoads sequel.

>Newgrounds style is so totally like Teletoon / Calarts
Yeah... why don't you go back and stare directly into the sun a little longer?

Sigh. I really wonder if we'll ever be free of this SJW nightmare. Please never let them take over Japan.

The Scott Pilgrim game looks even more Calarts than this game does

it looked like casual fucking garbage from the second it was on the screen. one second worth the bikes should have told you there was zero difficulty in this calarts desecration of battletoads.

But that's what the source material looks like, so you can't exactly fault the developers for that. It's true to Scott Pilgrim.

Nothing about this game is true to Battletoads in the slightest.

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Yeah that's much better.

Still wish it didn't have such a kiddie cartoon feel, but at least that actually looks like the character now. I'd take this as a compromise, until I remember that the rest of the game still looks like shit.

Not half bad. The perspective in the screenshot we got is kinda terrible, which ruins it some

Pointy shoulders are really strange though

spot-on

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Someone send this to their twitter please.

HIRE HIRE HIRE

that's arguably worse

ONE MAN

A good compromise if they really have to go with this style.

I want to mcfucking kill myself after watching the trailer

My thoughts exactly

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She doesn't have to be the latex today goddess but goddamn she looks super bland. Give her some flavor

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just a little cheap user?

Why must we exist in this timeline?

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Let me stick my finger in that cup

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i need moar of those videos

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Disgustang

More like a few cups

Chemo in it's true form long live the good ol' toads.

great
the absolute limit of this artstyle constraints

sadly, sexy ladies are objectification of woomyn and it's a bit problematic (cuz a wh*te dude might enjoy it and then will rape some poor girl later)

It's not even that hard to do a sexy villainess who is completely covered and still has the leotard look.

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Her cape's supposed to be shorter, like around her ass area.

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Solid.

Significant improvement, and you didn't even ditch the art style. Impressive.

You're getting into autistic details, user. No one cares about the length of a piece of cloth. She can presumably change cloaks.

>No breasts at all
I understand if they don't wanna make her sexy but this is going so much into the opposite direction it's laughable.

I'm pretty sure they actually gave the ppg villains breasts.

>Yea Forums likes this shit.
Yeah, no. It looks horrible. But of course Yea Forums would assume wrong, like usual.

Perfect.

What did their Dark Queen look like?

>At least it's something
I remember the last time I heard that.

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I don't see what everyone is making a fuss about.

it looks fucking terrible.

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UGHHHH

NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOO

It's better at everything than NuToads easily:
youtu.be/7ckKrcyYlPg

I can. If you're gonna fix it, fix the cape. I wanna see her ass

I'm not the artist. Also, you will probably never ever see her from behind anyways. She's the face of the villain team.

>I don't know enough about anime to post on an anime website
Get banned, idiot.

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>Meanwhile at the other beat em revival

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Are you actually retarded?

>Another CALARTS borderline flash animated "retro revival"

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haha funny frog meme :)

>Animeshit gets endless praise
Anime gets praised here because it's a website for anime fans you fucking idiot.

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I'm legit surprised that I never saw a Battletoads pepe yet

Did you not understand the meaning of the post he linked?

Why the wide face though

I'm not, pepefags are underage.

They ruined my mommy :(

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He was clearly trying to maintain the artstyle in some manner to show it could be done. It's not a complete redraw.

>heavy metal aesthetic
Pic related is heavy metal now?

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Based and Blazepilled.

I can't believe bethesda is making a johnny test game.

the art style is still shit

>hi there would you like to change your nationalities to east asian to appease a community where the axis are considered by many to be the heroes of world war ii?

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Tweet it to him as it fits with the style. Why don't they hire you homies as a character designer?

How it should've been.

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You're autistic
I like you

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Battletoads isn't being made by bethesda, m8.

Uhh, buddy...

Which is the best look?
youtube.com/watch?v=aIiwN8A_ahM

The right really gets off on wanting everyone murdered.

Was there a trailer?

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ramones is punk rock

I approve

Arcade easily. It's probably what they all would have looked like if they had the technology, judging by concept art.

it looks worse than shaqfu

Not a new one, no.

For what purpose?

Yes, I was explaining to the user that the Battletoads were just that rather than what he said they were.

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>ok guys people are complaining so we need to scrap the game and remake ALL the art assets from scratch and then redo the marketing
lol

meant for

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Do you honestly think they have any more done than what they showed in the trailer? Especially without a release date?

The Arcade game

I think making it look good is beyond their artistic skill.
I just won't buy it. If this is how they'll treat Battletoads then it should just die and rest in peace.

They live on a containment board sheltered from the based half of the Internet, it's the same reason /lgbt/ is the way it is.

What the fuck is this SoiToads shit? The Stephen Universe art style. The dark queen looks like some homely gender queer otherkin with thunder thighs.

>tfw you are now and will continue to be outsiders in your own nations

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not bad, i like it but i think it could be better so here

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It's baffling that they had the rights in the first place. This is something Microsoft feels like they've been hyping up for a while now, the return of the Toads. Was the KI cameo literally leading up to some budget dev's project to be cranked out in about 1 year?

wach your work be used into some tumblr hit piece which by the way proves that you kicked the official artists ass KUDOS
Also the Ankama dudes but they are Frech that is almos like cheating

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bless those frogs

WOKE

FUCK YOU EDNA MODE!

Skimpy outfits and long capes are the best!

Definitely that cape is better.

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I pause the game

DARK QUEEN? MORE LIKE THE BURKA QUEEN

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>his fucking chin is the size of his chest.

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just a matter of time before going BROKE

Blame Darkstalkers. That was the game where Capcom first decided to make everything exaggerated and over the top, and from there it bled over into Marvel and Street Fighter Alpha, and was basically cemented as being *the* Capcom fighting game style.

Artstyle does look pretty off, but it may still play decently. That being said what they did show off looked a bit janky.

looks like a fetish game tbqh

>a bit

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>6'
UNF
SNUSNU ME TO DEATH MOMMY

That's his actual chest

Nah. I like the longer cape more. It just looks TOO fetishistic now

From what I remember, the way she does in the classic games

his chest in in shadow, the chin is gigantic.

>I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way

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Not too far off from the game art, toned down to a degree but she still obviously had tits and ass and a revealing outfit

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Is it just me or Am I the only one who likes this design better than the classic one?
Dem legs.

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Low test

The design itself is bad even within the context of the game. There's all sorts of wacky and random bullshit in the trailer and here's this off brand Kim Possible villain as the main antagonist.

t. faggot

As a fellow leg man, you have disgustingly low standards that two slightly rounded lines are doing it for you.

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>this was only in 3 frames during the stream
You know those fucking bastards tried to hide this because they knew what would happen.

Looks like a game you'd find package in a cereal box

>main appeal is her sexiness
>remove that entirely
What the FUCK were they thinking?

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I mean, I'm not a fan of skank outfits myself, but I don't see anything to defend with the new design. At least the old one actually looked feminine

It's pretty much the same. Her cape's different at that time which is noticable, because they decided to give her an actual cape like a queen would wear, which was red with a white trim which was what she wore for Battlemaniacs. She also sported that look in a short comic for Nintendo Power.

>name is DARK QUEEN
>remove the dark, queen

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fuck off trannyera, that design is below even nu-titans

>dem legs
>completely covered
you've been exposed shitdick.

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At least villains in Kim Possible were allowed to have tits.

>Big ridiculous muscles
>Teens with attitude
Stop promoting toxic masculinityb user

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dropped

She has fucking cankles. Shameful.

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Lmfao, where are the gyno titties, pot belly, and beards?