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kino
DAMAGED
This will be graphics in 2013
maximum cringe
She's just like me.
HARDWIRED TO SELF DESTRUCT
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lel
moms gonna freak
Has there ever been a worse trailer?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
At least we can mine shitposting material from it desu
Remember when Gears of War was just a dumb shooter with a bunch of buff dudes blowing up and tearing aliens apart with chainsaw rifles while spouting dumb one liners and jokes and not some fucktarded 2deep muh feel stronk womyn simulator?
I knew it the moment they showed this part that it would be meme worth material
pretty good runner up for the best E3 2019 meme
>tfw Gears 4 was a disappointment
>when mommy brings normal nuggies instead of dino nuggies
>The best part of Gears' E3 presence was the tie-in with the shitty new Terminator movie no one wanted
Mom's gonna FREAK
What was this song?
This was my first thought when I saw the trailer.
could it be any better than this? Maybe zoom out?
Is she the worst STRONG GURRRL in recent memory?
Dilating hurts, you know
How can the reveal trailer show gameplay but a trailer a year later doesn't
Deh
It was a remix of Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish
youtu.be
What are you talking about?
Gears has always had a deep story. Especially concerning Dom. Anyone who thinks it was just muscle dudes blowing shit up never played it.
new
rate
All we need at this point is a Wojak and we are gold
Someone needs to make a Blade Runner edit
Why does this make me laugh so much
>Muh wife
Me on the left.
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>PLEASE LET US OUT OF THIS FRANCHISE
Retarded basedjak spammer
Put glasses on them to make them look like soibois
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the one on the far left looks like she is having an orgasm at the end
MARCUS CAN YOU PLEASE STOP THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDE
Please DON'T make a meme out of this. That sequence of images displayed at 30 frames per second is, perhaps, the most accurate depiction YET of gender, racial, and body dysphoria. It doesn't belong on your maymays; it belongs in a museum.
STOP
Is this really what Gears of War has turned into?
What an absolute shame. Disgraceful.
Top kek
>when you nut and the whole squad feel it
IM A TWISTED FUCKING FREAK
>yfw when your wife is pregnant with a black baby but she wants an abortion
What did you expect from Canucks, they ruin everything they touch.
Sorry
Says the nigger saving thumbnails
CANT WAKE UP
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
I played all the Gears games so far and I mostly came for B Movie action shit desu
Rod was jacking off under the stage during the reveal with the paki gears guy in the co op mode gears is offically poo
>says this on Yea Forums of all places where people save shit all the time
What in the absolute fuck were they thinking with this.
Snoyboys are still seething about this trailer? It was fucking kino, are you that triggered by women?
GOYYYIMMMMM
PLAY OUR GAMEEEE
AHHHHHHHHH
Are we really responsible for this garbage?
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And?
You act like this is the first time Gears has done emo story stuff. I proved you wrong.
Your problem is that it's Kate, just say you retard.
>he doesnt understand the destruction feminism does to a society
IM DA FIRE STATA'
TWISTED FIRE STATA'
>Freeze-frame of the average female on a Monday (or any day for that matter).
So what's the excuse gonna be when this game fails?
>but she wants an abortion
Isn't that a good thing? I'd be cheerful as fuck.
>releases in 3 (tres) months
>no gameplay
>2 hours later
And I'm still waiting for the Wojak edits.
>BC
I'm so sorry Yea Forums. Don't buy canadian games, they suck dick.
Sorry, Canadabro but you fucked with my Gears and Dead Rising
this fucking board
Every song used in each trailer for Microsoft's conference was so bad
>Vancouver
Oh that explains it
MY FUCKING PORTFOLIO WHAT THE FUCK
>bitcoin_crash.png
BLACKED
Mostly agree but it definitely just a dude bro shooter
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Yea Forums HELP MEEEEE
>Lil John during that Escape trailer
I like the song but goddamn
It was too deep for gamers and we are not ready for real art.
LMAO
this is good
Seriously what the hell was this.
I can't stop laughing
already started E3 and we got meme material
What was the song in the closing trailer?
Phil Spencer walks casually through a desert, smiling at the onlooking E3 audience who he imagines to be watching, as he does every day, every year. Rod Ferguson, beaten, blooded, and hardly breathing is being dragged behind him, wheezing and bleeding all over the place.
"This is where bad dreams are made" Spencer says, smiling, as they reach a narrow gorge in the boiling earth. Upon closer inspection, it seems to bottomless, other than for the almost tangible veil of screams echoing deep from within. Rod's pleading and crying and pissing his pants all pathetic like a little girl, but Spencer's hearing none of it.
"It's for your own good, it's what the fans want, after all" he yells, as the cuckold in charge of Gears 5 falls into a inescapable oubliette of anguish and despair. Phil then lights a smoke and walks off into the horizon, humming and just straight up salivating thinking about all the games he's gonna cancel next.
IM ONLY HUMAN
AFTER ALL
SO DONT PUT THE BLAME ON ME
based
Kek
>when a japanese arpg has jiggle physics
Fixed
kek
*barks in moonrunes
i'm late to the party, quick rundown on what happened
kek
>FUCKING WHITE MALES!!!!
Fucking BASED
eeeeeeeee
GODS WHERE IS MY SOI
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>mfw
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
BUY
HIGH
SELL
LOW
I was waiting for you, Yea Forums
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kek
I choked
You're the new music director for this trailer, what song do you choose?
>WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>CAN'T WAKE UP
this
youtube.com
Can't be edgy enough
youtu.be
Only the timestamped bit on loop
Thought this was a psychological thriller with a chick who has multiple personality disorder. Very disappointed at the reveal :(
What the fuck is that even about? She's a locust mutt or something?
Her grandma is Mommy Locust Myrrah
Kek
its not about anything, they just wanna show a dyke making stupid faces to everyone because muh emotion
its all dumb shit women were in charge of making
>the only good part was the brief appearance of best girl
Why are NA devs so shit at females
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>waiting for gears 5
>didnt even get gamplay
>got a billy whateverish song
what the fuck coalition?
LOOK MOM I'M ACTING
Damn it
*meme song by a teenage girl starts playing*
*grown men in the crowd try and pretend this is WOAH SO DEEP and not fucking cringe*
The Coalition are Canadian
isn't this shit coming in like 5 months? where is da gameplay?
Canada is part of North America...
3 months it's coming out
It shouldn't be
JITTABUG
TS TS TS
JITTABUG
I don't even mind all this wave of stronk wemen in games but this trailer was pure cringe 2deep4u
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Has there even been a day on this site that matches the sheer pain and cruelty those brave /biz/nessmen experienced that day?
I NEED MY SWITCH
Worst E3 trailer.
It's like they don't know their audience.
It'll be trash saved only by the multiplayer and everyone knows it.
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS WILL NEVER HEAL
le damaged
Test
They are reeeeeally pushing this dyke hard.. i wonder why
Anyone got the webm of this dyke taking on a big guy.
Underrated
>deep story
hohohoho
They were fun though up until 3. The story was at least trying and delivered but DEEP is not what it was.
really not the worst, just weird to have this in service of the dumbest franchise in existence.
GIVE ME THE SOILOSOFER STONE
What are all those heads?
This
Canada lost their NA status tonight
Liberals when Trump 2020 win
I swear, this cuckshit put some people in the butterfly club.
Jej
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*/pol/ when Israel keeps winning again*
I didn't notice it at first. kek.
Don't they have eyes in their heads? This looks so stupid.
fuck, im ded
what game is this anyway
>trump gets elected in 2020
I love Gears of War, but 4 was so meh. And now we´ve got to see how the girl with the wool hat from 4 becomes crazy or something. The series should stay dead.
How could this happen?!
I LOVE this meme!
Posting this /r/Yea Forums rn!
About sums up the conference, LMAO.
DERANGED
What even was this? Who gives a shit about the characters in fucking Gears. Show buff dudes shooting aliens and move on.
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!
dibs on memebase
SEETHING
YOU NEED ME! YOU NEED ME! YOU NEED ME!
its' that fox news faggot who looks like he shit his pants
I unironically work for the company that made this trailer and was involved with its creation. Ask me anything
10/10
Which character is that?
I don't follow Gears, so I don't know who is who.
did a woman make all the "artistic" decisions?
How much Mass Effect Andromeda did you have to play in order to nail that slack jawed plastic-faced autist aesthetic?
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I know Billie is very popular with teenage girls, but this is so out of place, I doubt any of the normalfags coach gamers that play Gears even know about her.
Why of all music did you guys go with Billie Eilish?
does she have full nude renders
Did you forget the Mad World trailer?
BRAVE AND STUNNING AND STRONG
Not him but she's some girl introduced in Gears of War 4 as part of the people who lived outside of the city. Apparently, she's being pushed to have some kind of connection with the Locust Queen.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Oh.. she isn't a main character?
I think someone said Maria or something?
Kek
kek. I both hate and love this fucking place.
Also, thank you for the reply.
Everyone keeps ignoring me...
SadPanda.png.
She's literally the woman from Mass Effect Andromeda.
Who is your waifu?
Noïce
dude open mouths lol
this place hasn't had good OC for at least 4 years
What the actual fuck even was this? I still have no idea what the hell that entire sequence even was.
I didn't even know who that Billie chick was until my little sister told me about her
>tired franchise that nobody gives a shit about anymore teams up with a tired franchise that nobody gives a shit about anymore
so basically it was all a dream confirmed?
>gonna be in MK too
They're really whoring him out
oh my fuck
i think sad geoff is a good contender
bad guy by billie eilish. Go all the way with it, don't half ass the edge.
The one on the right looks like a Filthy Frank face.
Seriously, she looks unlikable as fuck
I NEED AN IMAGE OF HER CORRUPTED FACE
>tfw no junk food
me seeing gears or war pop! again
Gears lego when?
HE DOESN'T KNOW.
HOW DOES IT FEEL MISSING OUT POORFAG!
I ain't gonna lie, I would totally buy it.
HOOKED ON A FEELING
BUY BUY BUY
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she was the love interest in 4 but is now the strong independent female protagonist
Okay, so just to clarify (sorry, I'm a casual observer) the person in that trailer is a NEW character? And NOT Diaz or Maria or whatever?
Pretty much all the creative decisions came from Microsoft themselves/whatever agency they were through. The CG itself was directed by a man, and he himself didnt seem to thrilled on the project. Music was definitely chosen by the agency. Not sure if the person heading up the project on their end was a man or woman, but probably a woman.
best I can do bud
No
But we gotta appeal to the HIP TEENS, YO!
Gears of War all about that TEEN POWA!
finally
thanks user
Love you, bro.
I may be missing something in memory, but was Gears of War known for it's emotional hefty story?
I thought it was about burley men and hot girls slices up aliens?
no
she is a character from 4 so not really new
but she wasn´t yet born during the original gears trilogy yes
I'm gonna pass then
To follow up on this, in the commercial/trailer world the artists are given very little creative freedom relative to how much they would have on something longer form. The result of this is the ad agency is making final calls on everything, and although the artists themselves may be primarily men, there are a few women at an ad agency, who have no artistic talent, making the decisions. I knew this trailer would get slammed from the moment I heard the rundown on it, as did a lot of other people.
could most people working on it tell that it was going to get ridiculed?
did anybody on your team say something related to it that you still remember. something like "omg what have we done!"
After seeing the Gears 5 dyke i like the MEA autist more
Also, I thought Marcus Fenix died in the 3rd one, why is he back now?
that "next billion dollar game" guy always tried to marketing it as being emotional but once you actually got around playing the games it was just a bunch of grotesk looking, unrealistic muscular dudes blowing up and chainsawing mutants
Thank you, user!
I appreciate the real response. Have a good day.
Fuck you Bogs
no problem
I hope it prevented you from buying this trash
failing at swinging link feels the same nowadays
Fenix never died
... I'm not going to lie, I'm only in this thread to find out who the character's name is. I don't really have an interest in Gears at all (that is why I said I'm a casual observer).
I'm a total fraud. But, that doesn't mean I can't be thankful to you for helping me :)
>could most people working on it tell that it was going to get ridiculed?
Yes
>did anybody on your team say something related to it that you still remember. something like "omg what have we done!"
Yes, however we deal with projects pretty frequently that are in poor taste, so no one is really surprised by stuff like this. Probably a solid 40% of projects are shit people know is not good, at least conceptually. The artists are more focused on making sure their models and animations look good because they really have very little to say on the overall direction of something like this.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I can't fathom giving a shit about the characters of Gears emotionally.
she looks kinda cute in that pic
It's a dumber CoD with aliens, it's what Chad used to play alongside Fifa with his other coach gamers friends. The who point of the series was just that, this sudden change reeks of desperation.
Charli XCX unironically
Man this is cringe
>WAKE ME UP
>(WAKE ME UP INSIDE)
>CAN'T WAKE UP
>(WAKE ME UP INSIDE)
I love Kait so much, my anons..
Fuck, you got me
what something you worked on that you are actually proud of?
It's like they say what Sony did with God of War and thought they could do the same or something
Anybody watching the mixer gameplay stream?
Yeah
They had to tell one of the wrestle guys what a Gnasher was
please come back mr druid man
she cute, would cum on face
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nah if that had been their vision they would have made oldman markus the protagonist again in 4 and his kid a little boy.
when you take that shit and than you say: I broke a record
Lel
:)
What the fuck were they thinking
465465754
Many people replying to a post with reaction images is reddit behavior.
Imagine yourself as some dudebro back in the 2000s. You had your fun with Gears growing up, you got your killer Gears of War Logo Tattoo, and it's a bit faded now but you still love it and remember the good times you had playing through the testosterone-fueled campaign and playing with your bros online. You're married now and have a family, but you still game casually and are pumped to find out what Gears of War 5 is all about.
And then this trailer happens.
worst part of the conference, do people really still care about gears of war? Barely pulled through and didn't change tab to browse Yea Forums for the duration of the gears of war presentation
They don’t active reload and it’s triggering me
Meant for Sorry! I'm new to 4channel.
It's a goldmine indeed
I. Can't. Breathe.
I cannot believe Dom, the Carmines and Adam Phoenix died for this shit
Billie Eillish is a poison to society. Edgy for the sake of edgy. The upside is that if someone says they like her music, then you immediately know to avoid that person.
Kill yourself, faggot.
fucking reddit
>>did anybody on your team say something related to it that you still remember. something like "omg what have we done!"
>Yes,
any funny lines you care to share?
Just give me 3 on Steam and I'll never ask for anything from this series ever again. Stop raping its corpse.
Ah shut up faggot. You know you were into edgy shit too as a teenager. Don't even try to deny Linkin Park and Evanescence are on the same level of angsty trash.
I want to stick my dick in Billie Eilish
>a round about way of saying he was touched by a Canadian
based
bro shes like 12
>check trailer
>looks shitty
>decide to not buy it
>move on and play Fifa like usual
You forget that only nerds care this much about this shit, I don't even know why Yea Forums does tho, since Gears and CoD were always shunned here.
>the duality of man
Wtf were they thinking?
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>>check trailer
>>looks shitty
>>decide to not buy it
Exactly, but then it bombs and the companies wonder why it happened.
It won't bomb. There are more people that consume video games besides your /pol/tard hugbox. :)
uh... mods?
WHY??????????
bruh
>he thinks I don't already have this bookmarked
Turns 18 this year.
>gears is a dudebro shooter
>Yea Forums hates it for being dudebro
>gears becomes less of a dudebro shooter
>Yea Forums hates it for not being dudebro enough
Honestly Yea Forums just wants constant tortanics. The gears fan base seem to be a bit disappointed that kait is the lead since she was a shit character but then again so was all the gears 4 characters, but saying that gears 4 was really fun and I'm looking forward to it as the coalition are probably the best company to take over a long running franchise that I've seen. I also think their designs are really good
Am I obliged to start liking something bad for turning into a different flavor of bad?
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the real redpill is that gears was never good and it never will be