HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Looked like someone in the second clip was using the laser whip from Johnny Mnemonic. I blew my load twice.

>everybody is Yea Forums

Why is Keanu Reeves working with lgbtp normalizing game devs? I thought he was based

He cute.

I might preorder bros... watdo ?

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Woah! Celebrity!

make sure you preorder it on GOG so you support cd projekt and get a DRM free copy of the game

Genius move desu, just put in some celeb and you're good, Kino especially strikes a cord even with the autists that will play the game so he's the perfect pick, next to Ryan Goozeling of course.

you realize he did 3 movies with literal trannies right

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literally who

FUCK FUCK FUCK

>lgbtp normalizing game devs?
nigga no one sees the world like this.
Also the man has been through enough, let him be happy jesus christ

I don't care, let the fags have their sunshine

He was SO fucking drunk

LITERAL K I N O

>keanu on the walk back to his hotel right now

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WE DID IT REDDIT

You realized Keanu was in a relationship with a trap model for ages, right?

Absolutely BASED.

They weren't trannies by that time, autist

someone edit him with a wine glass

That's it, I'm buying an xbox.

t. fag

WOAH

>lgbtp normalizing game devs
sauce?

He dated the trans actress from sens8

>Rumors that Lana Wachowski was transitioning spread in the early 2000s, though neither sibling spoke directly on the subject at the time.[184] In 2003, Gothamist reported the possible transition
One of them was at least

>he doesn't know

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This, someone tweet at CDPR and ask them

>celebrities in video games

fucking hell, it's a game not a movie

WHAT THE FUCK I BOUGHT THE WICK SKIN IN FORTNITE NO NO NO

CAN I FUCK KEANU
LET ME FUCK KEANU

That's actually impressive

IT WAS FREE FUCKING PIZZA!!!!

ABSOLUTE FUCKING K.I.N.O.

YEAH, I'M THINKING HE'S BACK

Was I the only one who could tell he was a little drunk?

>not the Goose
It's shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=qIcTM8WXFjk

cyberpunk.net/us/en/pre-order

*drools*

no one else find it cringe?

here is celebrity in game, now here is celebrity on stage
video games

How fucking out of society are you

so this is why his action movies go unprotested, he's in deep with the tranny mafia
well I don't care how nice he is, if he's not right enough in the head to fuck a biological sweet woman and chooses to settle for a pale imitation then fuck him.

such a nice respectable actor, he's got my vote!

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cheatsheet.com/entertainment/keanu-reeves-just-admitted-he-doesnt-have-anyone-in-his-life.html/

;_;

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Man, he's been through enough. If a tranny can bring him happiness, let him be happy.

Well shit never mind

How come Reddit loves him so much? We're not even able to escape the celebrity circlejerk bullshit from games anymore now.

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>hating on keanu
how did your life get to this point user

it was cringe but he managed to suffer through it and make it kind of wholesome

>it's ok when kojimbo does it

KOJIMA-SAN FUCKING BTFO

ngl I clapped

fffffffff
ucccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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>You're breathtaking
He is literally the most wholesome man alive

Kino Reeves is /ourguy/ faggot

The trailer was cringe with the cartoony bleeping every few seconds, Keanu saved it

>YOU'RE BREATHTAKING
I love one man and one man only

>marries tranny
So Keanu is /ourguy/?

>think keanu is a really nice person
>think he isn't a very good actor
sigh

death stranding looks fucking awful because of it

seeing all those celebrities is just distracting, at that point you might as well just make a fucking movie
fuck modern games tbqh

John wick is somewhat based on his life. Ever since he lost his wife and daughter he hasn't been with anyone

Fuck yes, that's exactly what I thought.

pirate
like it? buy it
dont like it?

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That's why he's great. He makes up for it by doing all his own stunts.

Fuck I didn't know Dre and Easy-E hated each other.

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Does she still have her penis?

Reddit loves him for the memes, we genuinely love him as a person and actor. There's a huge difference between a fan of Keanu himself and a fan of Keanu memes. It's all redditards know.

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>Keanu never gets with anyone ever again because unlike John Wick, he couldn't bring himself to love again
Alternatively
>Keanu never gets with anyone again because he knows if he loses another one, he'll actually go full John Wick.

>woah a celebrity i recognize, in a video game!!! so cool!!!! based keanu

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Whoa.......................................

it's just my inner Hitler

Seeing Keanu happy (clearly drunk, but still) was weird

Who's expecting good gameplay from CDProjekt? If they provide a decent world to explore the majority of their fanbase will be satisfied

was he on coke or something the whole time?

Imagine being such a normie in denial you try to gatekeep being a fan of one of the most popular celebrities on earth. Have sex man

Real talk

How much did Microsoft pay him to say a few lines and hype up the paid crowd for a bit?

Keanu never strikes me as a gamer, however he's not new to voice acting so I actually believe CDPR actually hiring him for an actual character

imagine being so bitter that you hate on Keanu

who hurt you

No

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How mad is Kojima that he didn't get Keanu?

Wait, does E3 start today?

THIS, NO HOMO.
NO HOMO.

isnt he playing Johnny Silverhand which is fucking dead?

fuck off degenerate keanu is pure

Idk, he's a pretty humble dude, probably not against this sort of thing

>cdprojekt
>keanu reaves
Sold.

Keanu is too pure to hook up with thots, so he had no chance anyways

please keanu you didnt deserve this

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you missed all of microsoft

this and FUCK

Woah

>tfw half the budget will go to his 15 minute performance in the game

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>you can't fuck a hologram/AI
CYBERSPACE WAS CLEARLY SHOWN IN THE TRAILER

CDPROJEKT
WE WANT CONFIRMATION
CAN WE FUGG KEANU?

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Shit, anything cool?

MOTHERFUCKER, WE JUST WANT TO WALK THROUGH THE NEON-LIT SUBURBS OF THE FUTURE AND GENTLY CLASP ROBOT HANDS WITH KEANU.

THIS IS THE PUREST FORM OF LOVE.

It was liqour, coke he would of been doing more then just trying to stand up straight

>all of microsoft
Whatever will I do without my yearly dose of Forza, Gears and underpowered consoles?

Thats what Kojima does to the actresses, not Keanu

>normie
Proper word is normalfag, "normie" is what redditors shortened to because they don't like saying fag.

lurk moar

You are all breath taking.

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I got the vibe he was extremely uncomfortable being there and it would be understandable. I’m sure he had a good time working on cyberpunk though

WHO?
his name reminded me of that cat movie i remember seeing preview for

There's absolutely nothing wrong with gatekeeping and anyone who says otherwise is a nigger.

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I just wanna hold his hand

Oh gosh...
y-you too, Keanu

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If you play as girl V, can you fuck Keanu Reeves?

Asking for my sister.

nah, he fucked Reedus and Baker

He almost sprained his ankle here

The worst part is that it's working. If he's romanceable of course.

Why the circlejerk about this guy? He's just a guy who acts. What the fuck is so special about that?

btw reminder that the 40 minute gameplay is just the beginning of the game
>Jackie fucking dies
>Rick Ross betrays you and leaves you for dead
>Johnny Silverhand AI appears to guide you

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cyberpunk 2077
elden ring, new fromsoft game
dragon ball kakarot
lego star wars saga (all 9 films)
phantasy star online 2 west

no gameplay tho

>Cyberpunk 2077
>John Wick 3
>Toy Story 4
>Bill & Ted Face the Music
>Freaked
How can anyone stop him?

>ever fucking daubing in my men
youtube.com/watch?v=9ayYeLLT8bs

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Not even video games are safe from shilling of the latest normalfag fad celebrity circlejerk anymore

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Not at all, he handled it very well and was chill as fuck

I don't give a fuck if it's shilling, appealing to the lowest denominator, etc. Keanu Reaves is fucking awesome and you faggots should all take a seat back.

>when you paid your last alimony payment

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>implying he isn't down with the D

>hating on keanu just to stay contrarian in everything

sometimes still surprises how commited this hellhole is to be everything different from plebbit

>Basedanu

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>retarded zoomer trying to fit
Fuck off and dilate.

modern video "games" are fucking pathetic user
hundreds of millions of dollars go into them and then they die after 4 months lmao

Normally it would be, but Keanu is one of the few exceptions

I watched a few recent interviews with him. Either he's always on coke or he's just happy since his career bounced back with 3 films that he's proud of making and that people are giving him a lot of respect for.

I dunno man, could just be the fucking coke right?

you're not his deceased gf, he'll never take you

What's awesome about him?

Part of me understands but almost all the anti Cyberpunk shit is contrarian.

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Maybe. Heard Keanu is based about money from what he did in the Matrix.

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can you name a more reddit actor?

based Keanu

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>another cinematic trailer
I sure do love VIDEO GAMES

K
I
N
O

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Keanu's gf died? What the fuck?

He's a genuinely good guy and has gone through a lot

He's the latest fad celebrity that Hollywood is pushing so normalfags are obbessed with him because of all the shilling.

>keanu-reeves-just-admitted-he-doesnt-have-anyone-in-his-life
you have us Keanu

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they released almost an entire hour of gamplay 9 months ago, what the fuck more do you want?

Probably just a few drinks

Your favorite actor.

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Apperantly his character had a hacker gf who got her brain fried, but she has a "digital ghost" on the net. Maybe he's involved in the shit with the chip that could be the key to immortality in the hopes of finding a way to bring her back with it somehow?

>Johnny Mnemonic in a cybepunk game
Based

a lot of people have been through shitty experiences and can empathize with him
but despite all of his really troubling life and it all being broadcasted and gossipped about he's still undoubtedly the nicest human being we have on the planet right now

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>trailer starts
>its night
ABSOLUTELY BASED

What kind of dark magic has Keanu performed to look like that at 54?

Jesus Christ, that was pure fucking cringe.

Literally emptiome of pic related

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Imagine you transition and then your brother copies you

Did you forget Bill and Ted?
Be excellent to each other.

HAHA! You think pitiful skin-shell matters in the future, punk? We can literally modify ourselves to be whatever Keanu wants us to be!
DROIDS > SKIN KEKS

WHAT THE FUCK

YEAH IM THINKING ITS KINO

real old story but

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The millionaire movie star is just like us guys.

Just like every single other hollywood celebrity at his age, surgery and makeup for millions of dollars.

FFFFFFFFFFFUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>Keanu playing a character who lost his wife and wants to bring her back
shieeeet

Car accident in 2001

He literally dated a tranny, he doesn't give a fuck about idpol.

People use both. We don't have to just stick to one particular vernacular. Sometimes I call people graphics whores because that's what I heard for years before "graphicsfag" became a thing, sometimes I call people graphicsfags.

OMG I FEEL SO SAD FOR THIS HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITY NOW, I*M GOING TO PREORDER 10 COPIES OF THIS GAME

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whatever contrarian addicted newfags are going to tell you, Keanu is the prime example of a Hollywood star that doesn't give a shit about being a celebrity, and doesn't try to use it as a means to push either they narcissism or their favorite political position. He's just a simple dude who lost his sister to an accident when he was in his thirties, has had a shitty life, and isn't arrogant in the slightest. A decent dude, in other words, a rarity nowadays.

Reddit would have reacted the same if it were robert downey jr instead, Yea Forums would not have. Keanu is one of the only good ones.

>/pol/ fucks shitting on keanu
do you guys just do shit to be edgy or do you really feel that way?

We don’t deserve this man

The protagonist they showed now was also much better than the cyberslag of the 2018 E3 demo.
And they showed nighttime.
This is perfect dude

I mean, that's just a guess on my part with what limited knowledge I have of 2020. I think I read somewhere he also was killed, so they could easily retcon the gf shit. That's just a assumption I made passed on what I found about Johnny Silverhand.

the man lives like a wagecuck user, outside of his motorcycle autism he doesnt live gated with all the hollywood degenerates

You're jealous of Keanu for getting love and attention that you never will receive, arent you

this

>A decent dude
perfect explanation

And who was talking about it?
Fucking nobody.
Because it was garbage.
How about less money spent on marketing a short film and more time developing a unique experience unlike any other?
This game is just another one to throw onto the pile.

Don't reply to trolls, you dumb fuck.

>actors in video games

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OMG that multi million Hollywood celebrity is just like us because the memes on Reddit makes him look like a good guy.

WTF I love Hollywood now!

>implying /pol/ hates keanu
more like a bunch of Yea Forums trannies and the usual neo Yea Forums garbage

Dilate.

It's not that hard to remain compassionate through hard times. Millions of people have & are doing it.

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This pretty much. Putting based Keanu in will buy them at least 2 delays.

>John Wick instead of Neo in a cyberpunk game
Fucking zoomers

DADDY PLEASE

Keanu Reeves will never pass on his DNA

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it's alright man, I'm just saying it was prolly hard for him.
Or not, I dunno. He does play a character who lost his wife in John Wick, too. So maybe channeling that pain is part of the process

>playing CDProject games for the gameplay
>being this mentally retarded
They are interactive stories and world building with some gameplay strapped across, the main point isn't the gameplay and never was.

/pol/ here. we fucking love keanu since he's an anti-jew

anyone shitting on keanu is a faggot tranny or a legitimate retard

Reminder that this might be an alternate storyline path

there were nonstop threads for weeks faggot

>Reeves literally dated a tranny
>telling people that hate him to dilate
I hate Reddit.

he's the exception to that rule. You'd know if you lurked more, not because it's a meme, but because it's mentioned and explained in detail quite often.

WHAT THE FUCK

BASED user SEEING RIGHT THROUGH US
how will we ever recover?

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back

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It's just the shitposters latching onto that since they showed it at night. It's why I keep seeing people claiming the MC and his bro or gay because when he was weakly reaching out to him to get his attention that he was fucking dying his hand brushed against his face.

He's the final boss and he's going to hack his own brain.

>there are """people""" that actually get excited over hollywood celebs in a video game

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Yes, keep shilling this angle merchant friend.

>54 and hasn't had a kid
Well, it's over. If you're above the age of 50 as a male, your baby is about as fucked as with a mother over 40.

I don't care about this private life. He's a fucking terrible actor and I don't want him in my kino.

unlike you mine exists and can be touched.

>i told him to dilate do i fit in yet XD

shit you're right, it'll be based if it is

It's ironic since being contrarian for contrarianism's sake is reddit in and of itself.

>about as fucked as with a mother over 40.
*30

is Keanu Reeve an incel? how the fuck can fucking Neo not have a gf at least?

Sounds like your problem

>shitposters and trannies are so desperate to shit on the game they unironically are shitting on Keanu

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don't worry, he's not going to ruin your capeshit

your mom was a whore if she had a kid before 30

>don't show the dyke slut and daytime gameplay
>kill off the spic friend who was annoying
>male MC seems pretty chill and a bro
>Keannu new best bro and night time
They literally won with this, everyone on the fence will buy it now to bro it up with Keannu in game, or romance him

Take it to
then.
>worldbuiling
Easy to build a world when you just fucking buy it. The fanfiction they write isn't exactly delving any Shakespeare, either.
What a fucking joke that threads for this abhorrent interactive youtube series channel is allowed to have a multitude of threads up.
(You)'re the reason this industry is rife with ass cancer. Fucking tumor. Cut yourself out already.
Remember: down the street, not across the road, faggot.

bet you fantasize about touching Kee-ono a lot don't you? ya little homo

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From what I understand Square Enix also hired Robert Downey Jr. to do an presentation of one of their games. That being said even if Robert Downey Jr. is fucking in it he can't save the shitshow that is Final Fantasy.

thats some interesting gameplay

that is some next level cope

Wait, so has based Keanu sucked dick?
nice

>IS HE ROMANCEABLE, CDPROJEKT?
I fucking hope so! Regardless of gender, pretty please. I want my male V to date Neo.

How many didn't begin with the word sun or automatic cars?
Nobody talked about the gameplay footage, because there was nothing to discuss. It's generic as fuck.

Losing his kid, then his wife, and his sister really fucked him up emotionally

>anyone shitting on keanu is a faggot tranny
But keanu fucked a faggot tranny...

wait are you serious
man americans have kids at really young ages

But he's dating a tranny.

u mad

- Most important is limiting direct exposure to sun; all those people you see with deep "healthy" tans are basically going to look like raisins ten years down the line; this means wearing a hat, sunglasses, and long-sleeved clothing; get 30 minutes of sun a day but don't regularly go above an hour if you can help it
- Skin care and moisturization
- Take brief or not scalding hot showers that dry out your skin
- Limit alcohol consumption
- Physical exercise but not to the degree you're regularly overexerting your body or injuring it (i.e. marathons, most sports, powerlifting)
- A strict sleep schedule; the hours are variable to each person but universally the best thing is to sleep and wake at the same time
- Same goes for diet, eat on a schedule; quantity is up to you.
- Possibly stem cell treatment (expensive; requires travel out of America)
- Sex
- Be happy - the physical act of smiling forces your brain to be in a better state of mind. This won't actually help you look better as smiling and laughing a lot wears down your face but the net mental benefit is worth it.

For women, additionally a key trick is hormone treatment to delay menopause.

He's jealous of anyone with a functioning brain and can communicate in a language besides wojakanese.

He's been a multimillionaire the majority of his life now. Also, plenty of folks lose loved ones. You can move on eventually.

But I just wanted to hold his hand while we go on a date, drink some cofee, eat a cake and then go look at the sunset from the roof of the tallest building in the city

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Whoa there, i think your dilation is getting the best of you brother. Calm your mantits.

Keanu fucked the faggotry out of the tranny.

He had a girlfriend when filming the matrix. She was 8 months pregnant when she gave birth to a stillborn baby girl. The lose caused a depression in the mother who months later dies in a violent car accident dying instantly. She had a bunch of depression medication in the car. Keanu and her were recently broken up.

He hanst been with anyone since.

Okay?
Next.

now this IS K I N O
youtube.com/watch?v=TaZjsrWo10Y

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Uhhhh what? A woman's 20s is her child bearing ages. If you're having a kid in your late 20s you waited a while. If you have kids in your 30s then you're kinda playing with fire with the risk of having a retard baby.

yes, she is intact.

yeah, because that means we will have a professional actor's voice in a game
stop being a contrarian faggot, this is only a good thing
you can still hate the marketing and his appearance on stage whatever retard

All those John Wick threads summoned him

If you told me he played some popular game I wouldn't doubt it. Just because he isn't a bitter neckbeard doesn't mean he can't be a gaymer.
>lost his sister to an accident
Lost his ex gf to an accident, iirc his sister died of cancer.
No one is an incel because you can't be an involuntary celibate.

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What gave it away, you perceptive little cunt?
I hope the dialogue in this abortion hits you over the head the same way it did in TW3. Wouldn't want to lose anything in translation from Polack to Retard.

>just watched Replicas, in which he literally loses his whole family in a car crash

Why do you do this to yourself, Keanu? ;_;

f-fug :CCCCC

so how long until Yea Forums turns on keanu?

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Why is he dressed like a hobo

don't be so anal about it :^)

It would have happened by now if we were going to turn. I am not breathless.

>Motorcycle savant and guns
Keanu is pure autism and undeniably /ourguy/

Already happening now that we realize he's been compromised by tranny brainwashing.

How hard would it be to hug him? Like legitimately?

imagine the smell on his feet

keanu is a cool guy why would i turn on him

I think the important fact is: I know a lot of multimillionaire actors from hollywood. Keanu is simply the nicest of them, based on what I hear about him.

>when you dilate for so long that your chronic pain transforms into hatred and neuroticism corrupting your personality

fake news

Wake the fuck up, fucking fucker cock sucking sodomite. We've got a civilization to rebel against, God doesn't exist. Gays.

>John Wick 3 was coming and special media gets flooded with "Good guy Keanu" memes "coincidentally"
Fuck this dude on principle

hey isnt that the guy who is in fortnite along with thanos. based epic games

fuck..what a shitty life, no wonder in every pic of him in the past 20 years he looked so fucking miserable. at the height of his career and stardom his whole family dies. wow

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Keanu...has had a hard life ;_;

Doesn't Reeves have an interview where he played with a doll of himself?
Never, there are too many people who like him. He could be outed tomorrow as a gay pedophile satanist and the real mastermind behind 9/11 and there would still be anons who love him.

Dude I fucked a tranny before, one with a cock bigger than mine. It's actually pretty fun and you guys should try it before you knock it.

Remember Philip Michael Thomas from Miami Vice played Lance Vance in Vice City? Since Keanu was in Matrix and Johnny Mnemonic it made perfect sense for him to be in the game, I see as an homage than luring people in

>9 months ago
>gameplay was nothing special
Notice how no one talks about how the damn thing fucking plays?

The Matrix itself has lots of tranny references

>everyone is making fun of cyberpunk for taking too long
literally haven't seen a cyberpunk thread since e3 2017

Rumors that were never confirmed though.

fucking this, almost everyone I know loves Keanu
My niece who is like a freshman in highschool was telling me the other day how she loved "that time traveling stoner movie"
My boomer mom loves Man of Tai Chi for some reason
He's just that based

He did have a kid, he just lost her

enjoy your aids bro

And just like that wtf I'm team cyberpunk now?!?!

I
WANT
TO
FUCK
KEANU
REEVES

Thats gay

>he’s loved a number of loved ones along the way as well. River Phoenix was one of Reeves’ best friends, though the young actor famously died of a drug overdose.

so pure...

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>gay pedophile satanist and the real mastermind behind 9/11
Sound based to me.

This isn't cool

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I was covered, only thing bareback was the throatfucking and me nutting down her throat.

BASED & KEANUPILLED

ffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I truly hope this isn't real.

This alone might convince me to leave this place forever. It just goes to show how shit this place is when half of the people are shills and the rest are shitposters.

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Honestly, the pedophile part makes him even more based. The rest isn't positive but not negative either, just eh who cares.

>Everyone ITT:

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>CP2077 sells metric shit-tons over GOG
>Proves to publishers that DRM-free platforms are viable for distribution
>GOG catches on and a new age of DRM free vidya is ushered in
BASED Keaneau, sticking up for DRM free vidya

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Y-yea it was real, this took place in Bangkok.

we haven't really seen enough of how it plays, I was underwhelmed by how the shooting mechanics looked and I'm not a fan of the bullet sponge RPG stuff, but I can give it a pass if the hacking and engineering mechanics are good.

RPG combat is fine when you have swords, but guns don't mesh well with pop up numbers and health bars

no u r BREATHTAKING

>He hasn't been with anyone since.

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>her throat

he doesn't seem to care

lmao larry didn't get into tranny shit until he started going to a bdsm club in l.a.

It's not his fault that "special media" keeps making Keanu memes. Normies have been obsessed with memes since ~2010. The guy does his work, people love it, people learn more about him, and memes get made because of the obsession with memes in the late 2010s. Keanu's bad luck and unusual personality for a celebrity also makes him a target for memes.

His throat. You fucking faggot

its a lot harder when people who do your same job are considered (and often consider themselves) demigods. I'm guessing early 2000's hollywood was a hellhole, lots of actors did not get out of it in good shape.
You should try and stop being a contrarian just for the sake of it

Loving Kino Reeves is a lot older than you are, newfaggot nigger.
The fucking sad keanu meme was born on this website, oh my dear high-T levels child.

I LITERALLY SHAT MY DIAPEES WHEN I SAW THIS MAN, LITERALLY.

My condolences if your dick is smaller than asian dick.

>it's

Like I care, the sex was so much better than with a normal girl.

They had a diss for some time but squashed on Eazy deathbed

litteraly who

>loving keanu reeves
>shilling for a AAA proven liars
Swallow a bullet

You forgot to mention his best friend died from drug overdose

That's kinda hot user... UWU

I've never wanted to beat someone innocent to death so much before. I fucking hate his face and every time I'm reminded of it I slip further into oblivion.

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are they kino, tho?
youtube.com/watch?v=tVVvIqbyhbI

I'LL FUCK THE AIR IF I HAVE TO

are you mentally retarded?

how are they proven liars

>her
>has cock
>>>/tumblr/

Yeah, and Switch didn't get her name because she was planned to switch genders in and out of the Matrix. :P

How old are you?

i tried, i came back after six months

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Are you

you forgot the sister shit user

Didn't Keanu have a lot of people close to him die?
Also gave away his matrix money then made it back with the John Wick movies?
Pretty easy to see how this guy is ACTUALLY a tormented soul except he never complains or crys about it and just keeps to himself
Money can't bring your dead daughter back, probably why he's no nice and genuine all the time
Reminds me of that one actor whose sister was raped and murdered, then some years later his brothers die in a scuba diving accident
Money can't fix everything

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further proof that faggotry is not genetic but a mental disorder that people with family issues are prone to, especially if pushed by media as normal

Gayyyyyyyyyyyy

What about his sister dying from cancer at the time and he donating money to fuck cancer.

24 now answer my question

It's just not meant to be for some people. Sometimes, the most talented, inspirational, or intelligent people get the short end of the stick in aspects of life that they can't change. Keanu is a treasure.

>playing the age card
how are they liars, user?

matrix dipshit

Hollywood is filled with cunts but Keanu is a genuinely nice dude, that's why people like him. Also he's been around forever. Remember Bill and Ted?

>Witcher 3 downgrades
>Cyberpunk promises
Have you even been paying attention?

Wasn't Ray Liotta Vercetti too? That game was full of great casting.

>Pretty easy to see how this guy is ACTUALLY a tormented soul except he never complains or crys about it and just keeps to himself
I have read this.
Still doesn't make fucking a trap any less gay.

Though maybe less likely to touch children, so I guess that's one advantage of traps.

>In an interview with Esquire a few years back, Reeves also mentioned the idea of settling down — but he seemed to think he may be too old to have children now. “I’m too … it’s too late. It’s over. I’m 52. I’m not going to have any kids,” he said at the time. He also added that the years have really flown by, and he’s starting to really think about all the things he wants to accomplish in life while he still can. “It’s just, ‘Oh my God. OK. Where did the time go? How come things are changing? How much time do I have left? What didn’t I do?'” he said.

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Imagine being so famous that you date a trans woman and no one bats an eye

>playing the age card
Only zoomers that masturbated to W3 shill for cdpr

He wasn't sober. Was he?

Not even possible you nasty degenerate faggot. Fucking another is better than fucking a woman to you nasty faggots.

>literally who
its William S Preston Esq of the Wyld Stalyns obviously you dumb plebius

>downgrades
I'm so glad all the people that spout this don't understand how quickly it outs them as underage b&

being loved by keanu is just marking yourself for an early dead

The goose is still based though

>least hollywood hollywood actor out there
i can live with that

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So you don't have an argument?

Why are you still here kid?

>keanu is just a doomposter trying to atleast do some fun shit before dying

Just make a real John Wick game instead of working in CDPR shovelware trash.

>Fortnite shit
who cares

Generally the person making claims is the one who has to first provide reasoning and substance, but you won't do that, so no, there's no argument here.

homosexuals are probably the result of hormone exposure in the womb
not sure what that has to do with keanu

Have sex.
with keanu.

the amount of people looking forward to this game from a developer that has yet to release a game with even decent gameplay just goes to show how gameplay doesnt matter anymore

Generally you need to have an argument if you think somebody's wrong about something, stupid faggot.

Oh my GOD user I guess they are liars! How could I ever trust a company that changes graphics in their games!

btw haven't played witcher 3 and probably won't but thanks for wasting my time.

You cannot love CDPR without loving this... ... ... ... ... .. . . . (.)
youtube.com/watch?v=ENr2YOfth-k

>he's never seen the classic gay angst film that he co-starred and was the love interest in

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I have not stopped orgasming since this moment

and nothing of value was lost, begone retardo

Who gives a fuck

>reddit spacing
It's just so tiresome

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they showed gameplay and it looks decent, and I'm just looking forward to a cyberpunk game.

Everybody does you cracker faggot

Optical camouflage ?

>I don't have to back up claims or prove that they're right, you have to prove them wrong!

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I left for 4 years and came back lel

>when asked
>where do you think we go when we die?
>I don't know but I know that ones left will grieve and miss us very much

HE PURE

youtube.com/watch?v=7c2olMFEhK8

never posted there but yeah that was double-enter spacing

but he gay tho

>I don't have to know anything bout the subject I'll just call you retarded and claim I won
Your social skills are showing schizo

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youtube.com/watch?v=tVVvIqbyhbI

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gju

Fuck no. He's a hologram. Watch the video. Other parts of the environment flicker as your system reboots.

To not interessed at all to might preorder.

If Keanu is gay then being gay is the correct way to live.

Concession accepted.

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It even could be some sort of a future DLC storyline, like what they did with W3 cinematic trailer

do not pre-order be patient and you will be rewarded

maybe for you homo

Glad you admit you're a shitposting neckbeard with no social skills. Take a shower.

lol u tk him 2da bar?

Get fucked lmao

I'm trying to but they won't tell us if we can!

like with anyone else they say something that is not "tending" with the person in question

It almost happened with John Wick 3 being too popular

upvoted

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Nah, they really don't. What a waste of energy

youtube.com/watch?v=4NVSxcNt2iE

My aunt had a miscarrige. Honestly, i am genuinely shocked she and her hushband kept going. Loosing your own child like that is something you cannot ever recover from.

I volunteer to the idea of having him fuck your mother.

Holy shit MODS

XDd

I caused my gf to miscarriage and I have to say I recovered pretty well.

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based

SOOOooo, what happened?

>I don't know about Reddit's massive amount of censorship and promotion of propaganda
Sure thing kid

Night time was cyberpunkish noir enough, the cars have autopilot(I saw threads here complaining about still driving cars in the future) and of course keanu reeves. I liked that they remained completely silent about that and not shilling the fact that they have a "hollywood actor" like kojimbo did all these years

I like Keanu but why the fuck would this tempt me to buy their game?

Fucks sake this is pathetic.

Is he hacking into a mainframe?

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Keanu is a character in Cyberpunk 2077 and like clockwork everyone lost their shit.

>He doesn't even deny that he isn't a Redditor trying to pull a "Hello Fellow Channers"

The Wachowskis. They did the Matrix movies. Go outside or maybe read a newspaper once in a while, user.

I saw it, and it was so good. ;_;

B^U

>where did the time go?

is he posting on Yea Forums daily?

In that way it is, kinda feels shoehorned. He was cool on stage and his character looks cool, but you can't really know what it will mean for the game.

No way, that's Johnny Silverhand, motherfuckers been dead for years. What we saw is his digital consciousness or some shit like that, he needs our help to take Arasaka down.

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because keanu reeves

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>thinking I care about social score on Yea Forums
Whoa dog, have something you want to talk about?

[ORGANIZATION] brought out [CELEBRITY] to endorse their [ENTITY/PRODUCT] and people are lapping it up.

based and redpilled

MODS=GODS

>Ryan instead of Harrison
Wow ! you zoomers are brazen with your stupidity.

Unironically who is this?
I am completely out of touch with any medium other than Vidya and don't really like any of them.

He is right tho
Just look at 9gag nomries sucking dick right now

the game is clearly pandered towards zoomer, that's why they went with keanu anyway. just see Yea Forums ('based keanu', 'ourguy')

Ted Logan

Yes, someone who's been loved for 30 years is inherently zoomer. Please learn what words mean.

That doesn't help, I still don't know who that is

That’s William S. Preston Esq.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT GOOGLE IS NIGGA

Absolute madman

No that's Ted

Kojimbo is on literal suicide watch guys. I'm not sure he's going to ever recover either. All that hard work getting his "friends" in his game and CDPR have literally just blown him the fuck out.

It's his fault he didn't get Keanu first

Loved
God you people are pathetic

The thot got what he deserved

NPC wojakposter

(((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))))

Kelsey Grammar. You forgot about his dad getting murdered too.

He's member of Wyld Stallyns

Sorry I do my best to avoid any garbage related to Hollywood or the insufferable faggots in it

Looks like the path if you choose to go guns a blazing to get the chip, in contrast to smooth talking in and then shooting out.

If his model's in the game, you'll be able to fuck him, one way or another.

fucking hell, guy cannot catch a break

>based

WHY IS THERE NO PC COLLECTOR'S EDITION?

YO SAMURAI

>people unironically defending reddit

People thought this dude was Miyamoto?

Gay people
Gay people everywhere

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get used to it.

How is a miscarriage bad? You didn't know the child at all.

I can't wait until you're tossed aside for the next virtue signalling mental disorder

No
Also 40%

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only a real life boomer would like the x files.
enjoy being mad for the rest of your life.

Without homosexual, there is no cyberpunk2077. you idiot

>fuck the x files
You've gone too far zoom zoom

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He was in that rotoscope drug movie a while ago too, I get the sense that he enjoys the variety and being involved in unique projects. His enthusiasm is pure, but I doubt he's a gamer.

>muh xfiles cult
im a millenial and i rather be with zoomers than with your kind.

Wouldn't they transfer steam purchases into your gog library?

No one person can ever be allowed to romance Keanu it just goes against the laws of physics.

>Keanu never strikes me as a gamer
no shit he's a fucking 54 year old geezer

What the fuck

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>lgbtp normalizing game devs
I don't give a shit about /pol/'s pseudo politics but the internet left dislikes cyberpunk and says it's transphobic for some reason, I really don't care enough to look into it

Leave them alone! They gave us Matrix, let them be trannies in peace. They deserve.

She cute.

People love Keanu.

what about sfm

Based.

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Keanu+Excellent game

My dick, my soul, my money... You can take everything from ms

this really might be a game worth buying

Go to bed gay furry ESL.

>only good thing in the entire conference was a celeb cameo followed by pso2

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>weebtrash
>keanu
Sad faggot

oh yeah I should be excited for tears of bore and/or gaylo

>keanu probably is wanted to be in cyber punk and is happy

is keanu our guy
>probably would have done it for free, gets paid

yeah there weren't a lot of killer titles in there
gamepass and the new console were neat tho

Keanu is based.
There was literally nothing else of remote interest this conference.

>payed actor is based
yikes senpai

Holy Fuck

>payed

fuck off you illiterate retard
Keanu is the only based person in hollywood

Don't be dumb. Obviously you start planning for the baby before it's born. Naming it, etc. It's already born in your mind.

That being said, I don't think it's bad enough to ruin a relationship

twitter.com/Xbox/status/1137854943006605312

breathtaking video

>Hating people simply because they are loved

Look I've seen all sorts of buffoonery here but this new strain is 100% pure. This pretty much defines the site at this point lmao

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Why does the left hate this man so much?

So that's where budget went, huh.

>Keanu is the only based person in hollywood
Why do you idolize a professional faker?

>the left
rent free

>Look I've seen all sorts of buffoonery
Ah, but what about tomfoolery?