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>wins E3 for microsoft

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WOAH

Okay guys wait let me finish

guys please let

me

finish!!!

>takes an independent studio's win as their own win
I'll be running Cyberpunk2077 on Win 7 , fuck MS fuck win 10 fuck win store fuck consoles fuck you

>no, (YOU) are awesome!

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He was the best part of their conference. That isn't saying much though since it was very underwhelming.

Damn. Shigeru Miyamoto looks like that

>for MS

The games on everything

CAN WE FUCK HIM?

But its multiplat

Via Newsweek
>Yeah I got approached by this famous guy who makes games called Kojima. He called me on the phone,sent me all these gifts,all this stuff. He tried too hard and his game was weird was makes no sense. But then the guys at CD Project Red hit me up with an email. Gave me the story, and it was real cool. But yeah Kojima is weird. This game will be based.

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I'll be running it on windows XP you Microsoft supporting faggot

I hoped based non-gamer Keanu got paid well for this shit. I'd pirate this game with or without him of course because fuck CDPR.

I'll make my own system to just run stand alone 2077

You can tell Keanu is uncomfortable with shilling products. That felt super forced and hammy.

So Keanu has been ghosting Kojima? Based af.

>mfw kids will now buy games because of actors in them

Keanu is one of the greatest human beings to bless this planet with his presence. Everything about him is so genuine and great.

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BASED KEANU THE FIRST GUY WHO TOOK THE REDPILL!

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COPE

FUCKING KINO DESU

damn actually true

Fuck you, guy. Dumb sojak posters aren't supposed to be this witty.

Its working for Death Stranding, so why not?

OMG ITS A PERSON WHO ACTS IN MOVIES OMG GONNA GO PREORDER 6 MILLION COPIES OF THIS GAME RIGHT NOW

Its a shitty first person gta clone with a subjectivly shitty theme.

Do you think he had fun in that presentation?

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NORMAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEDUS BTFO

The OA season 3 looking pretty good.

Am I the only one who thought he seemed kinda drunk?

KEANU KINO
KEANO
KINU

And buying it on GoG

Worked for the last of us

Scripted shit

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That and the trailer showing the city at night with no sun were best bits

I still don't know who the fuck this guy is

It's for deaf people retard

>multiplat
>M$ pays him 3mil for 30 seconds screen time

they won the idiot award if anything. But Keanu is still pretty chill

The Virgin Kojima/Reedus
>First game gets canceled
>Gets fired from his studio
>Can't even make games for the franchise he created and has been thriving for 20 years
>Have to make a new studio to make your game
>It looks like a boring walking simulator
>Obvious that you just wanted to hang out with "cool" celebs you have a boner for

The Chad Cyberpunk Keanu
>Everybody loves you, your movies, and the CDPR games
>Decide to appear in their game on a whim
>People lose their fucking minds
>Doing this because you think it's neat, not because your career depends on it or you need money or because you want to "look cool"

It's captioning, not a teleprompter. He can't even see that screen. You've never seen live transcribing on a TV before?

That was captions for deaf people in the audience you fucking retard.

He wasn't the first one dumbass.

>tfw confused for Miyamoto
twitter.com/JVCom/status/1137836097541722112

And you're a salty user with objectively shitty taste.

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It's a multiplat game best on PC.

How is this a win for MS?

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City looked good at night not to dark nice use of neon yeah cyberpunks back

What OS gaming PCs run on?

lmao I like you

w-windows?

Microsoft can't claim all of PC gaming

That's like saying Intel or Nvidia won.

underage aren't allowed on Yea Forums you know

Based.

Linux is catching windows and it's only getting better. But yeah W10 is still king of gaming for the next few remaining years.

how are deaf people going to read it if they are deaf? idiots

First dude to take the red pill was probably that nigger morpheus

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>t. hisao

>comes in all nervous and shit
>trying his best to present the game and hype it up
>YOU'RE BREATHTAKING!
>No, you're breathtaking! You're all breathtaking!
How can one man be so based?

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Him coming out on stage drunk like that and rocking it like a champ was based as fuck.

Ah yes, this year will be the year of Linux for sure

BASED keanu

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African education, everybody.

based

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He's literally a Reddit celebrity that zoomers love. Reddit jacks off to him all the time and he was even in Fortnite.
He's the biggest normalfag thing ever.

Why did normalfags suddenly start to circlejerk this man so much?

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>Win 7
Enjoy your botnet, nigger.

based and fuck deaf people

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if you unironcially clapped for Keanu appearing, you arent any better

Just try it, dual booting is easy as fuck to setup and following a tutorial takes 15min of your life.

>Normalfags
>An Insult
How embarrassing

You need to realize he's a celebrity that nearly everyone loves. The guy is squeaky clean, and has had a hard life. He always seemed like a regular guy that accidentally an acting career.

>Reddit celebrity
He's an actual celebrity. He's not someone screeching YouTuber with obvious autism. He was in Speed, Matrix, John Wick, Bill & Ted

Keanu is based as fuck dude.

>he was even in Fortnite
because helping kids is probably the only thing from him offing himself.

Get rekt Kojimbo

>When people tried to dig up dirt on him all they got was a charity he ran anonymously.
Fucking hell

>haha people "accidentally" found out I did charity just like every single other celebrity out there
OMG SO BASED

>He has a harem of operators
how can a single man be so based

stay mad you le ebin reddit obsessed nigger

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I fucked the pink bitch. Fuck shitzune you stupid deaf bitch. No one defeats me in Risk and gets away with it.

OMG I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THAT

The 'murican education system everybody.

>the guy from Bill & Ted is a zoomer celebrity
imagine letting memes erode your mind to this degree

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>noooo he's famous you have to hate him, my fee-fees!
SEETHING

I love you /k/.

Jesus, i'm no /k/ommando but that was pretty neato.

I hope Keanu shows up as Johnny Pneumonic in the new Neuromancer movie that's coming out. It might be a fun way to send off the character, given how the movie was received.

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based, based and based

>Every single fucking zoomers on the fucking twitter spamming muh John Wick
>Not a single mention of Johnny Mnemonic
>Not a single mention of Neo

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>nooo he's famous you must love him no matter what, my fee-fees!

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why is he so fucking based?

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Congrats on advertising a game that will sell more copies on PS4.

>wojak
aaaand we're done here
gg no re

I just hope he has a happy life now. Everyone seems to die around him.

>the fucking star of Point Break, Bill and Ted, and Speed is for zoomers
holy shit, literally kill yourself

>Not finishing with "Be excellent to each other"

is he a gamer?

Eh, at least Keanu has that cross generational appeal. And in fairness, the John Wick movies are great. What's really frustrating is when I hear my friends kids refer to him as "the fortnite guy!"

Cope more, he's litearlly THE zoomer celebrity right now.

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>more recent movies are more prominent in people's minds
WHODA THUNK IT

Shit I guess if they like him I have to unlike him
Sorry Neo

No, he alluded to that on stage. He said something like when CD Project red came to him at first to pitch this open world multi branching story, that he had no idea what that meant. So he's obviously not familiar with gaming terminology.

Not a single kid knows who bearded 54 year old man is.

>cope
cool new buzzword, did reddit taught that for you?

what do you win by being a contrarian? don't you get tired of hating everything?

Fucking based man i swear i'm thinking on installing linux for work and internet and W7 in another partition for vidya rather than moving into W10 if they stop supporting W7. Fuck them.

Just a tip for you in life, just because something/someone is popular doesn't mean everyone has to blindly worship and love everything about them.
Believe it or not but not everyone likes to have the latest Hollywood celebrity fad pushed in their face 24/7

>not running it on ltsb

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You guys all missing the point here CD Projekt is doing what Rockstar Games did in Vice City, remember Philip Michael Thomas played Lance Vance cause for his fame in Miami Vice? CDPR hired Keanu cause he was in Matrix and Johnny Mnemonic as in hommage

he was having fun, the audience was having fun, everyone else watching was having fun, fuck off user

EXCELLENT

>he pretends that death stranding doesn't have a full cast of actors and is the only reason why half the people are interested in the first place

and because something is popular, doesn't mean everyone has to blindly hate it for no reason
two can play this game

Everyone got that, but the fact that he has big name appeal would be even more important from a PR standpoint.

He will always be ted you nigger

>Hollywood actors is OK when BASED FUCKING PHIL does it oh my God I can feel sensation in my micro penis for the first time in years

Because he's a fucking adorable dork.

god I remember being like this
so desperate to prove you're an oldfag or whatever
seems to be the doomer MO
protip no one will ever be impressed

Love this man (no homo).

based keanubro

I can't think of a person who doesnt like Keanu

Welcome to the 20th fucking century you blind ignoramus

I'll be running it on TempleOS

dilate

some contrarian on Yea Forums probably

What got a multiplat.. Lol

I seriously doubt anyone cares that A list actors are occasionally in games. The few that do (like you) are the fucking retards. It doesn't affect the gameplay, whether it be good or bad, so get the fuck over it you nigger.

>It's le likeable celeb guy from Jim Wik!!!!!!!!11111

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Who the fuck was in the last of us?

Too low on irony layers my dude

You need to go back. You're trying way too hard to be edgy and contrarian.

shit how does that one work again?

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Not Ellen Page & not Josh Brolin

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>he's still as good as his opening training scene in Point Break

Neato.

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Dilate is beat by everything

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the way Amerishits worship their celebs really makes me sick

suddenly an entire board full of cynical edgelords turns into fangirls who wet themselves because somebody famous walked on stage

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>people on Yea Forums bitching about how well-loved Keanu "everything that matters to me has been lost" Reeves is

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Fuck off edgy zoomer

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>I'll be running Cyberpunk2077 on Win 7
So...Microsoft wins? Dumbass

He's a treasure

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Have sex and dilate both counter each other, what matters is who said which first.

>worships the latest reddit celebrity loved by zoomers playing fortnite
>calling other people zoomers
???

OMG I SAW THAT CLIP ON REDDIT AND CLAPPED

>dicking the lesbian
ok, now THAT is based

I want to be friends with him and buy him a beer.
Don't worry buddy, you'll soon move out of your moms house :)

American goyim cattle is the most obedient, easily trainable type of "human" ever, bred in precise 56% proportion to provide the best services to it's jewish masters.

>hates people because reddit or zoomers like them, out of an ironic need to fit in
>wojaks and stale memes
yep, 100% zoomer

But Master Chief announced him on stage.

There's some meta ironic cycle going on with his inclusion in The Matrix 20 something years ago and now this.

>latest
>actor thats been around since the 90s

Have sex incel.

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>feigning politeness to get away from a nigger
Based Keanu

never post again.

Huh, never thought of that.

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How does a multiplat win anything for microsoft?

i officially love this man now

every rich person is a criminal

>since the 90s
Bill & Ted was '89

So technically he's been mainstream since the 80's

Good Sony deserves to die.

>source: my ass

I wouldn't say every game needs them but it's nice when the voice actors give a shit. Hank (Clancy Brown) and Connor were the highlights of Detroit due to good chemistry, just thinking back to the days of Resident Evil with the phoned in lines is terrifying.

I mean I guess, but I figured if I said that you'd get some akctually nerd shitposting about '89 not really being the 80s.

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He's been pushed by Hollywood lately and seen everywhere. He's the latest "celebrity fad" they are pushing and all the normalfags eat it up.

Why do you think it's only recently people started to like him so much despite him being a good boy all his life? It's a fucking cult behavior.

>E3 the best of the games in the year...

And the winner is a hOllYWood aCtOr in the Microsoft conference.

Not a game.
Not a console.
Not the graphics.

An ACTOR!

He was drunk.

>pushed by hollywood

Stop talking about things you know nothing about, people like him because he was in good movies, and then was in some more good movies. The fact that you don't know that means that you only watch schlock that gets sold to you by corporate shills and refuse to seek out things on your own. Please kill yourself asap you reddit faggot.

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This place really has turned to shit the last decade.

will based zoomers finally be the generation that stops with celebrity worship?
>streamers
Oh...never mind.

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Instead I was the actually nerd telling you it was the 80's. GG

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>script isnt visible to the actual presenter
Its for people who can't hear over the crowd freaking out or the deaf. Also, no shit he's going somewhat off a basic script. Why the hell wouldn't he?

Zoomers are even worse

>if I give them money then its like we're real friends!

thats a real shit and shallow lesson to be taught at such a young age

For me, it was Flight Simulator

No shit? Are you retarded?

THIS CYBER PUNK
IT'S BREATHTAKING

Damned if I do, damned if I don't. Sums up this whole cesspool of a site desu.

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How can cuckjima and cuck stranding even compete bros!?!?

I get we're on Yea Forums but how does anyone unironically hate Keanu? Fucking how is this even possible the man in an all around good.

>P-PLEASE FEEL SORRY FOR ME EVEN THOUGH I'M RICH AS FUCK, SO MUCH THAT I CAN JUST GIVE MONEY AWAY FOR NOTHING

envy
see

>hollywood star
I wonder how many times that faggot has sucked jewish dick.
Kikes, every single one of them.
Hollywood scum deserves to be beheaded and their heads be impaled on pikes.

>everyone ITT

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Zoomers eat that shit up, they are the one that worships celebrities so much. Did you forget about his appearance in Fortnite?
We are going to see more and more celebrities and shit like that pushed in video in the future, because for some reason Americans and children love to worship celebrities.

There are people here that are unironically right now defending and worshiping multi million Hollywood actor because Reddit did some memes about him being a good guy.

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are you that guy that kept shitposting CP2077 24/7 and a mod called out your ass?

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>guys, I know our game has absolute garbage gameplay, BUT LOOK AT THIS HOLLYWOOD ACTOR, WOOOOOHHHHHH, FORGET THAT THE GAME LOOKS TERRIBLE, LOOK, ITS THIS GUY FROM YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIES
Every single game with actors in it.
I fucking hate millennials for eating this shit up.

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Is what Yea Forumstards would say if it were anybody else, but it's keanu.

This is how you spot underage reddit shit.

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>am I winning yet?

No, you're really not. The wojack posts are really bringing down whatever retarded argument you even had.

go and play some fortnite zoom zoom

superbased, god be with you brother

Unironically based. Yea Forums is fun for the shitposting but some people take it too seriously and take literally any positivity as bluepilled reddit shit.

have sex

Ah yes, but le ebin based Keanu is based because he sells himself as a humble guy and because his gf and sister died, amirite fellow millennials?

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Keanu is great. I love him so much. I want to be him.

>FORGET THAT THE GAME LOOKS TERRIBLE
But they didn't show gameplay, so how can you tell?

If your videogame is good, you are confident in it.
If you are confident in your videogame, you don't spend a large part of your budget on hiring a Hollywood actor.

The presence of actors is always a huge redflag, it means they have more money than talent.

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>Keanu is great. I love him so much. I want to be him.

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>fuck microsoft I'm going to play it on microsoft!1!
retard. Either buy it for PS4 or kvm passthrough in linux

>he's still wojakposting
Is this like a falseflag?

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because they didn't show gameplay

He's just an actor dude. Him playing a character in the game means nothing in terms of the game being good. Why should anybody be excited about this?

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Fine example of Yea Forumstarded behavior, class.

>But they didn't show gameplay
exactly

>they haven't shown any gameplay of CP2077
They showed like 50 minutes a year ago, and it looked boring as fuck.

I do that every week where's my parade.

>already reaction videos on youtube

fuck this world.

>Ever since I saw all those Keanu memes on Reddit and 9gag about how much of a good guy he is I've always worshiped him
>That multi million Hollywood actor is just like us!

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Jealous incel

How do you become this charismatic?

...

>a year ago
That wouldn't even be in an alpha state.

Have millions of dollars and multiple media sources telling people you are charismatic.

Yeah, normal behaviour would be eating up the act of some Hollywood rat.
Sorry Americans, but normal people, AKA not you, don't replace gods with actors.

>465462077

Hit me with that source damn it. Don't screw with me.

What the fuck happened to his voice? I couldn't even recognize him.

Or how about we talk about whatever we want to and you deal with it? The idea that people should run around smiling with 100% positivity the entire time and immediately ignore everything they dislike is so weird and creepy. People want to share their experiences, both good and bad. People want to make others understand their point of view, both with regard to their likes and dislikes. People want to communicate, make suggestions, nitpick, be hyped, share their feelings of disappointment. In short: humans are emotional and social creatures and so it is no fucking surprise that we socially share our emotions, especially on the internet because there is no backlash for doing so.

Right now I want to express that I think that this guy is an idiot and that I hope that he gets Aids.

Actually not my argument. The game itself is separate, and I see where you're coming from, but what I'm saying is that no one should be upset at Keanu for being himself.

>game fully playable, fully textured, all gameplay mechanics ready
>an alpha
An alpha is when the game is nothing more than game mechanics.
It's when the world, the story, the levels are all still in development, when all the parts that make the game aren't still put together.

By being a good goy and obey your Hollywood superiors so they can push you in the media and tell the people to like you.

...

>The game he's in is a multi-platform.

Embarrassing. How can Micro-transaction-Indisoft could ever recover?

So this is the redpill... Whoa...

Except Keanu's new found normie adoration was because a john wick. A movie made by a old stunt double/friend of his. most of his movie he's made since have been basically b-movies. The last movie i'd call a hollywood blockbuster type he was in was in 47 ronin. And that film bomb critically and financially.

>tfw zoomers and doomers mouthing off as usual

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He's back.

Keaunu had not been in anything

Pretty much textbook example Yea Forumstard posting.

Reddit shit is praising actors for no reason at all.

He's a celebrity Americans love, and Americans are subhumans that, since they no longer have gods to praise or even father figures, use actors as replacements.
People in America don't worship gods or values, they worship drug addicted pedophiles.

evidence this place gets flooded with corporate shills whenever there is a big event -- hell, all of consensus building/cracking media (aka social media).

Funny because most of the studios he is working with are not even in Hollywood.

>a multiplat won the xbox conference
???

life has no meaning but the meaning we give it, he is right but that dont mean the game industry is anything but cuck dogshit nowadays

>reddit loves Keanu so I must hate him

Keanu was the only legitimately fun thing at MSoft Conference.

The rest was cinematic bullshit games a.k.a pretty boring

>n-n-no why u don't praise ebin actor, y-you Yea Forumstard
Return to reddit if you want to suck jew dick so much, you stupid millennial.

for me it's Arch Linux

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Dear nail, just fyi, you just got hit right on the head.

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>all that fucking bickering over this game
is it because they revealed a day/night cycle (like they said since announcement) and the shitposters now need new material to spam?

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nice bait user i chuckled

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Yea Forumstard status: epic

i wish poltards would speak in real life the way they do on Yea Forums

>Keanu was confused for Miyamoto
twitter.com/JVCom/status/1137836097541722112

They don't go outside anyways so it doesn't fucking matter

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>People in America don't worship gods or values

>being a brainlet that worship non-existent figures.

lmao

havsex

Keanu is like the anti-hollywood of actors

>using Reddit distros

What's better, praising someone who doesn't exist, but will teach you good values, or a drug addicted pedophile who got to where he was fucking sucking off producers and made money out of it?
That is why American culture is trash, because you praise trash.

>this hollywood actor is the anti-hollywood actor because his sister and gf died

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>h-he's only pretending to work at Hollywood and suck of off all his Hollywood superiors!

>teach you good values
>murder your son
>murder your wife
>murder people who aren't like you
>don't eat certain foods

fuck off jewish fag

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>praising someone who doesn't exist, but will teach you good values
The circumcision, backwards barbarism, and commandments of the old testament (and the later slave morality of the anointed rabbi) are NOT good values.

wow now that you're edgy you fit in le Yea Forums website, where funny meme are made congrats :D

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The absolute STATE of this fucking thread

>SEETHING
sorry but keanu is not just based, he's a good guy too

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What's the difference? Praising someone who doesn't exist for deeds they didn't do or praising someone who actively pretends to be someone else who doesn't exist and do things that haven't been done?

People like actors because of what they believe them to be. They don't know them, they've never seen them drunk and belligerent in the back of a cab or gritting their teeth through the pain of a spicy turd. They may as well be gods, they're ficticious representations of ideals.

Phil Spencer said something about the Game Pass being 1$ for today and even PC can use it, i do not have an Xbox but i wanted to try the Gamepass but i can't find anything and on the microsoft site it only shows the 10$ Xbox Pass.

Where can i get that 1$ deal?

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Lel dude Universal pictures is not even Hollywood. All the previous films he had been in for this century are all green lit startups.

What do Hollywood actors teach you?
Suck off the jews and you'll be rewarded?
Well yeah, you are a filthy American, that's what your entire existence is all about, and why all Americans are unlikeable trash.

I too saw those memes on Reddit that was totally not an advertisement for the new John Wick movies!

>People like actors because of what they believe them to be.
No, Americans do, and Americans do it because they are stupid, rabid dogs.

>they've never seen them drunk and belligerent in the back of a cab
Yes they have, the moment they catch them like that it's all over the news.

>they're ficticious representations of ideals.
Yeah, ideals such as being rich and that's it.

Religion literally teaches you the same thing you dumb bitch.

No one can beat wick

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Cope

>Reddit shit is praising actors for no reason at all.

Keanu was literally cold called for 2077, and he took it. No other talent would do that without money up front.

Based.

I'm so going to preorder this game because my favorite celebrity that has a lot of memes will be in it.

>hollywood actors doing anything for anything but money
But yes, Keanu is based because of the propaganda about him.
Stupid Americans.

Cool newfriend! Now go back
this

Just remember Ron Perlman and fucking LIAM NEESON were in Fallout 3. It's honestly such a waste of the budget.

Hating on based Keanu while using memes like redpill is peak retardation.

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>actors being in a recent trilogy
>game promote it
>dumb edgy child think only the game made his popularity

idk why people keep making fornite le "zoomer boogieman"

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Is that why all Americans behave like a bunch of wild animals?

Yeah, he's based because le epic reddit memes.
Hollywood rats deserve the rope.

Itll probably run in wine too

literally everything you breathe is propaganda, you have no argument

Is this the current shitposting climate for CDPR threads now? at least no more MUH SUN

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>meanwhile, GTA V and RDR2 have made 20 times more than CP2077 will ever make, is full of literally-whos and has better acting than CP will have

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>idk why people keep making fortnite le zoomer boogieman

Because it's zoomers pretending to be mad at other zoomers to fit in. Or it's just full on /r9k/ losers being upset at a legitimately nice guy.

>4chin makes a meme
>reddit decides to use it
>retard born yesterday thinks reddit made it
You have to go back, child.

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Someone explain why everyone is hype over this guy? I've only ever seen him in memes sitting alone

Considering how they used Charles Dance, he'll probably be there throughout the game but not that often.

But on the down side we have to put up with this for another year and a half.

>N-NO EVERYTHING IS PROPAGANDA
Is this what the American tells himself to justify continued praise of pedophiles, rapists and drug addicts?

>legitimately nice guy
Do you know him?
Or is that what the media has told you?

What, people talking past eachother and claiming victory of some perceived conversation?

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>>That multi million Hollywood actor is just like us!
Who is like us? Other people are taller or shorter than me. Richer or poorer. Dumber or smarter. Darker or lighter. Crueler or kinder. Better or worse. How are any of them like me?

I'm canadian and you haven't proved me wrong :) literally losing to a leaf you are pathetic

Literally because reddit started to meme about him and Hollywood pushing him to promote the latest John Wick movies.
He's just the latest product of Hollywood pushing a celebrity to be popular right now and normalfags and sites like 9gag and reddit eat it up.

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the game is LOOKING great.

we have 10 months and ill probably die by then anyway, im sure itll be a slow ass snoozefest like most big budget games anymore.

Why is their big announcment a Cinematic trailer? wot happen to muh games

>reddit
this is how you spot underage b& holy shit

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>do you know him

Cool fallacy. He can't be nice because none of us know him personally?

>is that what the media told you?

Anything online is media, fucking retard, so yes. Fucking cry some more, you hateful little faggot.

>Canadian
AKA, an even more pussified American.
Hollywood actors deserve the rope.

This Keanu guy is no different.
>muh sister and gf died
That's only part of what Hollywood workers deserve.

Oh look he posted it again

because he's human, not an npc like you

I'm ok with Kino Reev shitposting though, it's like going back to old traditions.

based Schizo poster

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Except the reddit underage fags think that this shit started on reddit and use that to justify their shitposting.

>newfags mad because they never knew Keanu before John Wick
lol

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>yOu NeEd To ReAlIzE hEs a CewEbRity

do you hear how fucking stupid you sound? why lick the boot of those who's own boots probably cost as your mortgage

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Congrats you proved you're 15. Hope you get banned

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>the director knew full well his past and made him do that

the fuck is wrong with Eli Roth

recap plz?
did anything actually happen or are Xfags just pretending

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cringe and bluepilled

>He can't be nice because none of us know him personally?
How do you know he's "nice", then?

>Anything online is media, fucking retard, so yes.
Exactly, you think he's nice because you've been told what to think.
The fact that he works in Hollywood is enough to show that he's scum.

why is he yelling at my cuban waifu :(

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is MS even trying anymore?

wait did keanu have a daughter?

his step daughter died in a car crash with his wife

>One autistic guy replying to every single Reeves picture talking about reddit

Imagine being that much of a damaged human being; sad.

naruhodo

Mein nigger

Now all they need is Nicholas Cage and the game will be perfect.

WHEN ARE YOU RELEASING THE COMPILATION IT HAS BEEN OVER A YEAR!

You get tossed on your ass in Cyberpunk 2077, pass out, sent to a scrapyard to rot, and wake up to Keanu telling you to get the fuck up, because you've got shit to burn.

jesus fuck no wonder hes so depressed

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Stay mad tranny

Where are her tits?

holy fucking shit what

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He was lucky.
Didn't experience his waifu cheating on him with Jamal.
And also didn't experience his daughter getting blacked by Jamal.

his childhood friend also overdosed on heroin

>not a single good exclusive
>pay john wicks retirement in a futile attempt to win e3 instead
burgrosoft lost again, who wouldve thought

Keanu Reeves

>girlfriend is 8 months pregnant and gives birth while he films matrix
>its a still born girl
>both fall into a depression but he presses forward with matrix
>she and Keanu break up months later from the strain of the still born daughter
>she is on tons of anti depression meds, gets into a car accident, dies instantly in a horrific crash
>Keanu hasnt been with anyone since
>his best friend also dies of an over dose, they were very close
>His sister who he loved very much gets and battles leukemia for 10 years
>dies as Keanu raises money for leukimia and cancer awareness and research

He has had a hard life. His only hobby is motorcycles. He lives like a wage cuck. Has no friends. Takes the bus and subway.

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imagine being this obssessed by black cocks

>pay john wicks retirement in a futile attempt to win e3 instead
Sadly normalfags eat this up like flies are drawn to shit.

If they're going to make realistic humans they might as well be cool ones. It's also part of why the first Max Payne is so great.

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It is exactly that.

a fucking leaf bro... based.

Lol you braindead nigger

was the trailer shown in the Microsoft conference.

Keanu himself then went on stage to talk about the game a bit, was pretty wholesome.

WTF I love this multi millionaire Hollywood actor now

all these trannies hating on keanu in this thread...

I want to give him the world

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Cyberpunk has release date and preorder as a multilatform.
Xbox plans for additional indiegame framework with a PS+ style pass as it's main showcase.
PSO2 on Xbox and PC for U.S. or global.
Expansions (DLC) that nobody would by.
Tim Schafer
Exclusive Trailers for only Halo and Gears.

>bruh, it's the talentless actor from the facebook memes! he acted in...uhh...that meme movie that came out a while ago! the "muh dog" movie!

>Keanu is literally dating a tranny
>trannies are going to hate on a tranny lover
I think there is something wrong with your programming there.

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Yea Forums, water, food, and even tv is also on reddit. Why don't you stop using these?

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PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME IF I'M BLACK AND I NEVER REALLY HAD AN ANSWER.

BUT YEAH, I'M THINKIN' I'M BLACK

>He has had a hard life
Yeah, except the millions on his bank account.
Horrible life.
What a horrible life...
(I actually wish I had that)
>Has no friends.
No one actually has friends.
You may simply never find out.

>not knowing johnny fucking mnemonic

Just because Reddit likes Keanu doesn't mean you have to hate him faggot, plus he was /ourguy/ well before Reddit

More cope from 3rd world mudskinned faggots

Because shes been a very bad girl user.

>ctrl+f hollywood
>32 results
this guy is hellbent on shitposting 2077

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>All these seething trannies replying to this

>No one actually has friends
Is that what you tell yourself

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>Expansions (DLC) that nobody would by
Fuck off the Lego Forza looks great

>No one actually has friends.
Speak for yourself

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>no one has friends

Aaaand there's the slip up. Fucking go back to /r9k/ you absolute seething faggot.

ANAL IDOL

>No one actually has friends.

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How long until the shitposter gets rangebanned again? Last time was fucking amazing

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hasn't found out yet
also hasn't found out yet
And another one.
Sad.

>he doesn't have friends

fucking incels should be purged

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thank you based informative user

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>No one actually has friends.
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ANTI-CDPRFAG

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based keanu
then he has the black people behind him cause they love him for that inner city baseball movie he made a while back

>mudskinned
>3rd world
But it's precisely Americans who praise actors.

You are based keanu

>friends
>holes
choose one

Have sex

Now I know how you have the time to shitpost every CDPR and Obsidian threads

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>people with money can't be depressed
No seriously, anyone who is 18+ knows this is bullshit, get the fuck out of here kiddo

Everybody knows who the sad meme man is

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You make no sense.

>THE DIRECTOR KNEW HIS SAD PAST AND "MADE" HIM DO IT

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>No one actually has friends.

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have sex

>>people with money can't be depressed
Never said that.
But the poor guy can wipe away his tears using $1000 bills.
Can literally swim in $1000 bills.

everybody on r*ddit

no, his only child was stillborn, he eventually split with his gf because of the stress it created for both of them, she died in a freak car accident a year later whilst he was filming the matrix sequels, wasn't even allowed time off to grieve

If you imagined having any, you wouldn't be here.

the definition of a loser

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>wasn't even allowed time off to grieve
Now it makes sense that god made the cuck directors trannies after that.

>taking the bait
rest of the world education system

i'd trade my life for his desu desu

>Hollywood is marketing their celebrity as down to earth, humble and someone that is just like us regular people
>also pushing and spamming the celebrity at sites like 9gag and reddit
I have never seen this before!

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>mfw the obligatory matrix reference hits

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That’s more of a studio issue than a director issue.

If you can't see why somebody would rather have the ones they love than money, then there is no hope for you.

He's in fortnite, every zoomer knows who he is

What if there are actually just nice people in the world? Wouldn't that be absolutely crazy?

No sane and nice people would work for Hollywood, you have to sell your soul to join that clique.

so what is your point? them dolla bills gonna cure a disorder that is considered a epidemy that not even treatment can completely 'cure' it? you are naive if you think money can solve all the problems user... but have your way, go on dream your dreams.

>woah

But becky doesn't want to have sex with me so no thats clearly not true.

Usually they stop when they make it; We call those washouts. If you live to entertain then you get the benefits of entertaining people if you can handle it. Most people claim they make 6 figures a year with unimportant jobs or go for early retirement after only working 30 years, those people are the real souless. An actor does not have to act, but when they have been doing entertainment for more than 30 years than they already made a career out of it. Keaunu might not be even doing it for money anymore, something all the new generation of actors don't seem to do.

The definition of someone who knows the truth.
Keep imagining.
The only thing that may last is family.
Get horribly sick or get some other major problem and you will see how many friends you actually have and even that's imagining.

For the unaware, this is the guy that's been shitposting in these threads
boards.fireden.net/_/search/text/Must have been the gay fish /
Mods even publically stated that he is the only one derailing and shitposting these threads and behind all the shitposting in CDPR and Obsidian threads.
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/417135398/#417141527

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Once you reach Keanu level you can be how you want to be

keanu a cute
who are other regular guy actors? keanu and ryan gosling seem to be the only ones

Wish the mods would do their damn jobs

>would rather have the ones they love
>would rather
Exactly.
Never lasts.
>money
lasts longer, when you act intelligently.

audible kek

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Did the mods also dox the people defending reddit and microtransactions?

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Keanu is just gonna donate that money to a foundation. God, he makes me feel like a POS.

Imagine being this emotionally dead. Is this the power of /r9k/?

they can. The report button works you dumbass. use it

Used it on a thread with XV-kun and he got mass deleted in 10 minutes. use it here, I'd love a good show

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>the definition of someone that knows the truth

More like someone who owns an honest to god fedora.

>>money
>lasts longer, when you act intelligently.
Literally the definition of a fedora tipper

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being a good actor =/= being a good public speaker

they are just prentending user, trying to cope with the fact that nobody loves them for being a fat sperg

we've been hearing this since XP

We cyberpunk now

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>see the same shitposts on all 7 of the keanu threads
is this guy autistic? why is he so obsessed with reddit?

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Money is cold, emotioneless, and doesn't love you back, user. If you had nothing but money in your life, and nobody who loved you, then you are living a cold dead existence and you know it.

The legendary american education

>money can solve all the problems user
It makes all problems not as bad as they are.
Doesn't mean it solves all problems.

Imagine Keanu getting into a wheelchair and not being able to act anymore, also losing all of his money before his waifu got crashed.

Would that be as bad as it currently is for him?
Or not as bad?
How about him getting into a wheelchair, him losing his fortune and then his waifu leaving him for some non-wheelchair, non-poor dude, and then dying in a car crash?
Would that be as bad as it currently is for him?

He thinks his experiences were bad.
But it could be way way worse.

Just call him what he is and he shrinks back in terror, kind of like some other people I nose

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>ITT

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This has to be some prime bait and everyone fucking fell for it

but in the off chance that he's serious, get a fucking life

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>for being a fat
I wish that was my problem.
I would simply eat less.
You know user, get a chronic disease, that won't even let you sleep for 2 hours at once for a year or so. Then you may know how bad it actually can be.

relatable bro > scripted voice lines

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>7 threads
>this guy
I'm not "this guy", sorry.
I'm sick of Hollywood obsessed fans, going full "muh he is such a poor multi-millionaire".
I actually hope he hasn't fucked children like most of Hollywood.
For him.

>Dorian Grey is fucking 400 years old ffs.

with posts like this it's extremely easy to see how many redditfags have invaded this board. jesus christ. this level of servile celebrity worship is disgusting. you should all kill yourselves.

he was drunk cut him some slack

>still using microsoft product
damn you really showed those corporate assholes

>Money is cold, emotioneless
>and doesn't love you back
Women also don't love you back.
If you think they do, you are blue pilled.
You are a resource provider for them.
Nothing more, nothing less.

We will, you can't stop SFM

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>I'm not "this guy"
>same mobile post format
>same images and filenames
>same MUH REDDIT MUH HOLYWOOD
Doesn't matter anyway. It's just you all alone

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pol?

true news

a god amongst men

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He moves just like he does in his movies. I always thought all that was an act. Weird.

the only people I've seen unironically post like that are shitskins and asians

This actually surprises me a bit, I know this place is getting worse and worse by the day. But when stuff like this happens it actually surprises me just how many normalfags there is here.

I unironically think shes really cute

>>same images and filenames
I posted not a single image.

>celebrity worship
>Y..you can't like anybody!
The absolute state of 4channel

I'll take that as a yes?

>>Y..you can't like anybody!
Why do you like Keanu?
Do you know him personally?
Does he know you?
Or did you watch some of his movies and "like" him because of that?
Isn't it weird that you act like that?

Its nice to see Keanu returning to prominence.
He seems like such a legit cool dude.

The Chad Cyberpunk Keanu
>Everybody loves you, your movies, and the CDPR games
>Decide to appear in their game on a whim
>People lose their fucking minds
>Doing this because you think it's neat, not because your career depends on it or you need money or because you want to "look cool"
>gets to have sex with Winona Ryder and her khazar milkers

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>seems like such a legit cool dude.
Like Michael Jackson.

I liked some of his movies he seems ok. That is it.

Based Kawhi and Keanu are /ourguys/

>Yea Forums calling Keanu Reeves "The John Wick guy"
>not fucking Neo
I hate the zoomers on this board

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There is a random user going to all these threads
Calling Keanu a pedo
lol

MJ was always weird as fuck, since like thriller

So you don't actually like him.
You like some Hollywood movies, that probably even brainwashed you and put some crazy messages into your head, written by the people with small hats.
And now you imagine that you like actors that you don't know.

Alright be blessed that I'm taking the time to out your ass
boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/hollywood/
now look how many are exactly your posts as I mentioned inand then your obsession with reddit
boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/reddit/
And this is on top of the absolute fedora-levels of NOBODY CARES or NOBODY LOVES YOU OR ME just shows you have actual mental issues, all during E3 of all places. No matter what, you will never have friends if you keep acting like this

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>not since the jackson 5
ok user, sure

He's in the Hollywood clique, of course he's a pedo.

>Calling Keanu a pedo
Never said that.
I think Keanu didn't do that.
Well I hope.
You can never be sure though.

>neo
>not johnny
I hate you

>And now you imagine that you like actors that you don't know.
You are reading way into nothing user. I haven't been to a fucking cinema in 24 years.

>I'm taking the time to out your ass
This is the first thread I posted in today.
Most of the time I don't post on Yea Forums.
You seem schitzo.

Holy fuck I can hear "I'VE BECOME SO NUUUUUMB" from these posts

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>I haven't been to a fucking cinema in 24 years.
Bless you.

he's awkward because he grew up from a broken home (stripper mom and father who was a drug trafficker)
and the love of his life had a miscarriage and died shortly after

its honestly inspiring the man seems so cheerful anywhere

don't forget the guy who keeps mentioning reddit, how sad do you have to be to spam keanu hate he's the cleanest guy in the fucking industry

It's called "I'm thinking logically", also "questioning everything".
You sound like one of these small hat people.

you're the retard here for being so autistic to not understand why people like celebrities

nigga you can't even talk to a person, shut up lmao

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>If you don't like this celebrity that dates trannies and is pushed and beloved by Reddit you are a tranny that loves reddit
Did something go wrong with the programming of the NPC's that says this?

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Shut up retard tourist

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>This is the first thread I posted in today.
I see you in
again, same posts, format, and everything

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>to not understand why people like celebrities
I understand that though.
They are low IQ people and act like cattle.
Just as originally planned.

it's the hottest hollywood actor talking about the hottest video game, who fucking cares how he does it

Don't mind them, my weeaboo friend, they will be gone eventually.

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Remember to not offload more than 80 gigs of data to Keanu's character. I know that in 2077 that's barely enough for 30 seconds of porn, but he's running with outdated wetware that's over 50 years old. Any more than 80 gigs and it starts to fry his brain.
youtube.com/watch?v=Uwl5MBzTCRQ
I love this movie

You're paranoid and keep yourself distant from others because you're afraid of being hurt or disappointed, but by doing this makes you hurt yourself instead.

>he said posting facebook frog
oh the ironing

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user famous people exist
they will always exist
you can attack celebrity culture
but this tinfoil shit you have makes you sound like a sperg

As I said, you fucking schitzo - this is the first time I posted today.
>same posts
Incorrect.
>format
Wrong.

>They are low IQ people and act like cattle.

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>it's bad because it's popular
Unlike you, I have valid reasoning for hatred of celeb-worshiping retards

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Found the sociopath

>game still has no gameplay released except for the leaked stuff
>OMFG IS THAT KEANU
Zoom

>You're paranoid
Maybe I'm not paranoid enough actually.
>keep yourself distant
I actually don't care about other humans.

>user sets out to single handily make his own OS just to play game
>New operating system set to launch in 2077 featuring the game 2077
See you in 58 years.

>sun shitposter turns out to be an actual fedoralord
This is getting better and better

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>you like thing?
>YOU ARE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE THAT LIKE THING!

Oh shit she was my first movie fap in Starship Troopers
Not gonna mention it though?

>the pepe reddit site
>20k followers
>the Keanu reddit site
>250k followers
OH NONONONONONONONO

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>you can attack celebrity culture
Thanks for allowing me to do that, master.
>tinfoil
"conspiracy theory".
You will hear that a lot in the following years.
It will all shatter.

>I actually don't care about other humans.
I fear for your parents raising a boy like you

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>using dilate to beat have sex
>not the superior bend over
Weak as fuck.