Rate it

4 or 3 out of 10
To sum things up:
>CGI TRAILER
>NO GAMEPLAY
Also I expected better from Battletoads' in term of artstyle and i'm afraid it's gonna get the Double Dragon Neon syndrome of becoming a shallower, less creative run of the mill beat them up, when the series has done better

Tales/10

Average. Not bad or great. No cringe

5/10 meh

well here's my bingo card update

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Shit/10

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2/10
Boring as fuck.
Only cinematics.
Full of futuristic games for niggers.
They actually did the car meme.
Only interesting shit is PSO2.

Embarrassing

10/10 if it has the mumbling sounds like in TCS and no shit voice acting

5/10 at best
What the fuck happened?

0/10

I can't name a single game I want to play

5/10
The only good things were Keanu, Ori 2, actual talk and release date about the next console
The rest was literally "we love indies" montage that Sony did years ago and VERY little gameplay

5/10 pretty lame and pretty much not a single game interested me outside of the Minecraft dungeon crawler

it was utter shit

6/10
Best E3 showing from Microsoft I have ever seen.

At best a 5/10, really disappointed. Went into work early just to watch that boring mess

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5.5/10 - bit boring

A solid B-

About 3/10 or maybe a D minus.

>no gameplay really
>no exciting new announcements (at least for me)
>using celebrities in video games is always bad
>some cool games like dying light and new from game, but again no gameplay with pretty mediocre trailers

I liked Psychonauts 2 and Ori 2, but that's about it.

Cyberpunk 2077 10/10
Lego Starwars 10/10
>No gameplay for literally anything 2/10
0/10. It was terrible.

Do I get to play the lego forza shit for $1 or is the scam that you still have to buy the DLC or some shit?

legit liked it, although I am not interested in a lot of the games
I judge it as a whole, and it was highly enjoyable

now onto the specifics: they bailed out of going balls deep into pc cloud
the gamepad will probably be a rip off
I don't give a fuck about weeb shit
and the leaked pc game pass is timed
it's $9
the keanu reeves bit was cool af, desu, because the guy seemed legit overwhelmed

4/10
Cyberpunk was cool
new fromsoft game had 0 gameplay shown and was leaked way ahead of the conference so 0 hype
12 minutes looked interesting I guess
blair witch mite b gud
PSO2 is a couple of years too late
tales as the obligatory token weebshit game
HALO GEARS FORZA

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It was genuinely garbage.
>dude framerates never seen before
Fuck off, 144hz monitors exist and I don't have to buy a shit console with no backwards compatibility for them.

5/10
hardly any gameplay

How the absolute fuck do you mess up an E3 conference with no competition?

Literally ALL THEY HAD TO DO was show gameplay and they didn't do it. The most gameplay you saw was for fucking Bleeding Edge.

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7/10
Some of the games looked alright. Too bad none of them had gameplay footage or come out this year.

2020/10

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I saw a few indies that interest me and some decent trailers for the few triple As I care about.
Forza reveal was pretty fucking fun.
It was alright for me.

buy our crap wageslaves/10

5-6/10
It wasn't that bad, but I wasn't interested for the most part. PSO2 was a surprise from me.

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Keanu/10

Flight simulator looked nice.

I literally forgot about everything else

5/10 but only if flight simulator looked like the real deal

A STRAWPOLL
TO SEAL
THE DEAL

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Xbox WON/10

2/10

Guns guns guns guns guns guns, indie shit indie shit indie shit guns guns guns.
How can Americans like this shit.

1/10
Almost no gameplay footage

Where FUCK was the GAMEPLAY?

1/10

I've been following E3 since the Twilight Princess announcement and this year is shaping up to be the worst,

did he dieded

6/10, better than anything sony ever did

*for me

Not as good as last year's Xbox E3.

Actually I changed my mind
6/10

yeah and almost no cringe anime shit for us pathetic weeb virgins amirite

I'd jump in but the water looks like piss and shit

6/10 Last year they set the bar way too high.

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Microsoft did the Sony mistake of last year.
>We knew everything already.

Futuristic guns for american niggers
BORING

>Not liking indieshit

I will never understand this position because Indieshit is not, and never has been monolithic

It's not a genre

no gameplay/10

Psychonauts 2 was the only decent thing showen

6/10
Extremely bland. Nothing made it exceptionally good. CP2077 carried it to a passing grade but anything beyond that isn't warranted

it wasn't too boring. needed more gameplay, less movies. 6/10

8/10
+cyberpunk,new flight simulator,tales fo arise, elden ring,ori
-,new halo is MEH, if that underwhelming trailer of their flagship brand is the only thing microsoft have agains sony next gen they are ultra fucked , new gears looks ass, and forza is not system seller at least not against sony they are fucked inb4 another generation of sony dominance

C-

4/10 no gameplay and really shit trailers
minecraft dungeons looks alright though

11/10 for PSO 2 alone

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is not a mistake, it is calculated, this is how they get the most profit

The leaks destroyed it unfortunately. Feel bad for them.

3/10 a few good multiplats

4/10. Only interested in ori and halo. Gears should’ve ended with the original trilogy and everything else is multiplat. Again that showed that most if the 60 games were in that inde trailer.

milk/10

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C+/B-
Honestly could have had more.

8/10 for me but onlu because they had a lot of things I care about personally

Clowns/10. Literally clowns, why are there so many clownish artstyles. Remove clowns.

Company literally bending over backwards giving you 100 games and literal exclusives for 10 dollars a month. Reaching out and making gaming better as a whole and you stupid fags hate it

Literally the fucking worst board ever. All those games you bitched about are coming and you think they deserve a 5/10. Sony fucking makes a shitty Spiderman game and you gay fucks think Sony is the messiah when all they day is shit out one okay game every two years and censor games and block cross play.

You guys are the fucking cancer.

6/10

Had video games
Needed more actual fucking gameplay
6.5/10

7/10 really only a handful of stuff that I liked alot

>Tales of Arise
>Elden Rings
>DBZ game
>PSO2 (fuck yeah)
>Dying Light 2

But I don't think everything else was boring, so for that I can't really rate it below 7

Except sony showed gameplay with their exclusives.

HALO
GEARS
FORZA

user, you forgot to mark another Funko game

Solid 6. It was GAMES GAMES GAMES which is good, but a lot of the games shown were not that interesting.

Matt Booty/10

>60 games
>only interested in 4
>out of those only 1 is exclusive
>half of the games fully featured were post apocalypse games
>combined 5 minutes of gameplay in 1.5 hours

Pop figure Gears of War had more gameplay to show than most of their big reveals.

*bleep*/10.

2/10 no gameplay of anything.

Not even a name for the next Xbox.

Literally a waste of time.

Indie shit meaning "games are art" type of garbage.

Hollow Knight was created by 3 guys and i don't consider it indie shit, it's just a game.

Questions:
Would you count Killer Queen Black as a Nintendo exclusive even though it's on PC?
Project scarlett stuff doesn't count as revealing the nextBox, right?

C+
>Ori, Battletoads, and RPGTime look good
>Some other games looked good but not for me
>/OURGUY/ KEANU
>Scarlett might be a good console
>At least there were a lot of games, even if there's very little for me
Maybe Devolver, SE, or Nintendo will be better.

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>no gameplay of the games people gave any shits about

sony won

the only game ive seen that i want to play is jedi fallen order

they didn't show any games though, just flashy pre-rendered trailers

>It was GAMES GAMES GAMES
It was cgi trailers of games.

Definite 6-7/10
Gears trailer was fucking terrible and some actual scripted gameplay would've been cooler
PSO2 feels less like something people wanted and something Sega is doing to cash out on weebs and suckered xbawks into having it
Flight Sim looks way too good for a console game and is easily the best part
Scarlett's ok i guess
Halo release date is acceptable news
That pilot in the Halo trailers will probably be your sidekick and/or your way of travelling around the ring in fast travel, cite this post

I'll be happier when Microsoft resigns to a third party and stops giving me Funko and Lego garbage.

Sold me on going PC

battletoads/10

8.8/10 pretty gay tbqh

Games/10

More like the Xbox Game Pass show. Lots of good games going into the catalogue, and the price is more than low enough to get over the fact you're basically renting games.

5/10
A ton of CG trailers and the next-gen stuff I was excited to see wasn't there and it was just all talk about it.

why r girls cows

B
Very weak ending, little gameplay even for Gears 5, which is this fucking year

That's great and all, But they didn't really show a lot of new stuff. And I believe them when they said last year they want to invest in games more, But we only saw 1 new IP that came from that.
I'm disappointed

why no gameplay for halo infinite?

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C. All the western games looked the same, with the cartoon style graphics and washed out colors. No western game looked appealing except for maybe Ori and the Will of the Wisps and that one indie game where you're on a ship.

7/10
Pretty good presentation but not that many games I am interested in.

What the hell happened to Gears Tactics?

>Giving indie games for 10 dollars a month is bending over backwards
I think you're bent over already, that's why you can't see how it is

was dbz an exclusive? because thats the only thing that looked cool

im sure its not so i give 0/10 for no gears or halo gameplay. i like from software but no gameplay or even indication of how that would play anyway so that didnt help

4/10

7/10 by virtue of still showing lots of games and almost no cinematic experiences, but it went downhill kind of fast after best boy Keanu left the stage. Next gen announcement is cool but I'm worried about them starting to push game streaming too. Hope it never becomes exclusive because that would kill it entirely.

>mfw YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

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5/10

How does one pay for the game pass, can you use paypal or is it one of those credit card only services?

>CG trailers of:
Gears 5
Gears Funko
Crossfire X
Borderlands
Halo
12 Minutes
Dying Light 2
Elden Ring
Cyberpunk 2077

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Honestly I don't even care. Everyone knows console marketers set the graphical standards for normalfags. This gen marketers pushed 4K but didn't push any framerate standard so people were satisfied with 30fps. Hopefully next gen marketers start pushing 120fps so we start getting decent framerates on all platforms. If they have to advertise it as "never before seen" to trick normalfags into being impressed then so be it.

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7/10 if I am being fair, but for me personally more like a 5

They had games, but little gameplay and pretty much nothing I cared about.

3/10.

Like a 3.
Where's the GAMEPLAY

3/10

I wanted hard details on Scarlet, not a bunch of marketing buzzwords.

>Hurr 8k 120 fps

Yeah any GPU made in the past few years can do that if you're running a simple enough game.

We already knew about funko gears

Pretty bog standard, but I'm glad M$ is dedicated to crossplay and didn't mention TV TV TV when talking about their new Xbone reskin.
4-5/10.

8/10 was actually impressed.
>Age of Empires 2
>FROM game looks to be thematically pleasing
>Tales
>An actual competitor to Steam
>Many of games going to Steam anyway

3/10

Really fucking boring for 80 of the 90 minutes. I wish I'd just spent all that time jerking it to Overwatch porn

>Games are art type of garbage

That's incredibly broad, user. Shadow of the Collossus falls into that category, you know.

Just say you don't like games that try to tell stories, it's fine.

1 for Keanu
1 for deer
1 for lego

3/10

7/10

Liked the Gamepass stuff

THEN HOW THE FUCK IS IT A 7/10 YOU FUCKING RETARD

Shit.

Where the fuck was Capcom? I wanted another Iceborne trailer and a Zinogre reveal you slitty eyed cucks

what do interesting looking games look like to you

8/10
needed more gameplay to be 10/10 though.
overall extremely solid showing. great variety of games and genres.
gamepass is insane value.

only shit i liked was the game pass and PSO2

WHERE WAS THE FUCKING GAMEPLAY MICROSOFT?

They've been trying to push the 1080p/60fps shit since the 360/ps3 and we all know how that one turned out. It's just fucking buzzwords they use to coax normalfaggots into buying it. At ebst we get ports from last gen titles in maybe 4k that manage to hit 60fps from time to time.

I just subbed to the Game Pass Ultimate for 1 euro.

I dunno how they can keep up this business model but I'm all for more games.

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That's better than TV TV TELEVISION

see >They had games
You fucking moron. They tried to appeal to different groups even if it didn't always hit right. Didn't stop for sports sports sports or tv shit. Talking segments were relatively short. They had a lot of shit to show off and I could understand if someone else would be interested in it. Oh but I forgot people with autism struggle with thinking about how others might feel

7/10 still kinda sad the peak was Keanu Reeves

6/10
The good
>PSO2, except 8 years after it was promised
>Cyberpunk, Halo, Borderlands 3, Psychonauts
>Elden Rings, and Tales of Leaked
The Bad
>Gears but this time zombies, also don't forget funko
The Why
>here's another car on stage but this one is made of legos
>Project Scarlett with technology 8 years old
>Minecraft 2

Waiting room for Todd to say Fallout 76 is going F2P and to announce the new elder scrolls game Skyrim 2 in 3 hours.

Subsidised by console niggers paying the full $15.99

This. 5/10
Forza disappointed severely. No gears or Halo gameplay. Battle toads looks like a $2 meme game with lame computer animation.

Only things that perked my interest:
>MS flight sim
>AoE II in 4K
>Cyberpunk
>Psychonauts 2
>new elite controller I'll never buy

Thought it was a 7/10. They've been god awful ever since they even announced the One, now on the other hand it seems like they're actually interested in making games.

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why even bother showing up if you had nothing to fucking show?
What the fuck was the point?

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Age of Empires 4

BTFO amerimutts you lost. Sony doesn't even have to attend or try.
Indie games, garbage cloud streaming console, same old yearly borring IPs like GOW and Halo, no Fable, cross platform games... So called "exclusives"
Bullshit borring marketing speeches on stage...
Sony will just remotely tweet 2 tiny items from their agenda, call it a day and still proceed to make a significant difference even though they didn't attend the event.
Also prepare yourself to be crushed next year with PS5 like PS4's E3 and to find your disgusting unsold Xbox bundles on sales even in your home sweet home.

You really are fat mutts filled with diabetes and don't know how to business anymore.

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that's what was concerning me

WHERE THE FUCK IS TUNIC????

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Looks like it's a free E3 for Nintendo if they show any gameplay at all.
Which they definitely will compared to Microsoft. It sucks because Microsoft definitely had one of the stronger E3s last year.

I'll give it a B
Pros
>Halo and a date
>CP2077
>Dying Light 2
>Dragon Ball Z
>PSO2
>Battle Toads
>Legos
>Ori
>Gamepass
>On the fence with Bleeding Edge
>GRRM and From
>New console
>console streaming
>AoE2
>HOLY SHIT NO FUCKING SEA OF THIEVES
>Tales
>No Forza 8
>DoubleFine

Cons
>I love Gears and am actually excited for 5, but that was a awful trailer.
>Not enough actual gameplay, not even for Gears and that comes out in 4 months
>No big surprise like last year with CP2077
>Big omissions like Cup head DLC and Gears Tactics
>Was hoping for some more weeb games like Yakuza
>No BC news

Its was good, but not as good as last year.

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Mods this Xbot is overheating
get a fucking fire extinguisher here

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13/10
i'm full homo for keanu

Those truly were terrible times, but at least I expected nothing and got exactly what I expected.
This was supposed to be good but the biggest reveal was some old MMO.

Gay/10

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Classic halo art style that's all I cared about
10/10 for Reach AR

hehe gaylo, nice

they are being faggots with the $1 trial, Halo isn't available on PC so there's no point, they're basically drug dealers.

1/10

the one point is for Flight Simulator alone

I actually do!
I don't know it's just they seem so samey and boring.

Yeah, OD on doc's special dose.

7/10
way too much indie shit and gears looks trash

but cyberpunk,halo,flight sim and a few other smaller games, made it worth it.

>Show off new "Remakes" every year at the Sony Conference
>Sony doesn't show up one year
>"Guess I better just sell to Microsoft"

I had a good giggle at that.

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4/5

>Reaching out and making gaming better as a whole
they are not. This is the same argument people used to defend fucking xbox gold. It will devalue game pretty fast and no one will be willing to spend more than 20$ for games on xbox/pc in the feature.

I like how sony is subtly trolling them by releasing every trailer they showed on their youtube channel

youtube.com/watch?v=6mfdampW-EQ

holy shit i didn't even notice lmao

xbox has no gaems

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xbones BTFO

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Where's the gameplay / 10
6/10 for the announcements, they announce a lot of shit quite early.

youtube.com/watch?v=TDsJTfGepOA

>promoting microsoft games

WHY ARE THEY GIVING MICROSOFT FREE MONEY FUCK

no gameplay/10

really console fags eternally btfo

can you imagine owning a 7 year console with nothing to show for it till the end

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They have to give all their shit games for 10 bucks cause no one wants to buy their garbage shit. You're probably a community manager at Microsoft if you don't think that press conference was total shit

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6.5/10

Keanu Reeves/10

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You can tell whom they were targeting with the "no loading screens" bulllshit with the scarlett trailer.

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Same for me.

I know its all bullshots but at least there's no cringewothy "demos" with devs holding controllers

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