E3 Slow thread #1

that lil jon x crazy train over gears of war footage was the most 30 year old boomer shit I've ever seen

that dude who still wears cargo shorts with a slipknot hoodie was probably hype

Why are there so many niggers and faggots there?

>video game developers keep thinking they’re artists

Wake me up when Gears is done.

I haven't seen a Gears fan in 5 years. What happened?

stuck in 2007

Based Big Bible AJ on his home console there to show noobs who God had chosen.

*yawn* how long until todd?

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HOLE TECHNOLOGY

>play like a pro
>on a controller

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who the fuck cares about gears. announce the box michaelsoft

finally some dying light

Mainly hyped for the George RR Martin game. I love his books and consider GoT some of the nest novels written in the last 50 years. He has easily surpassed Tolkien and will be remembered for not only GoT but now for his work with Vidya. The man is an auteur

>DL2
I forgot about this

dude zombies

>I am infected
with aids?

Real Yakuza use a gamepad.

I want that controller. Should I get that or ds4 for my Pc

Just tuning in, didnt know this was on, what did I miss?

You're probably baiting but I'm actually interested in his game.

>Forza

I sleep.

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>car on stage
BINGO

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>Mainly hyped for the George RR Martin game. I love his books and consider GoT some of the nest novels written in the last 50 years. He has easily surpassed Tolkien and will be remembered for not only GoT but now for his work with Vidya. The man is an auteur
>No blatant shitposting

DL2 is FPS Prototype now

So many 2020 titles. I was expecting Ori and Dying Light this year

Can we please stop making zombie games?

>eurobeat intensifies

>/o/ shit
>lego shit
what le fuck
>not even lego racers

DUDE LEGO LMAO

ah sheet man that hoop is dope as shit. microsoft wins again.

dude everyone at Microsoft is unironically a cringey boomer

who thought any of these trailers were good?

CAR ON STAGE
>CAR ON STAGE
CAR ON STAGE
>CAR ON STAGE
CAR ON STAGE
It's finally E3

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FUCKING KEANU

>60 games
>5 are good

every single e3

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wew based minifigs

motherfucking lego racers 3?

He isn't particularly good at world-building, but he's pretty good at characters and character interactions and I don't think those will transfer well into the usual From game.

Lads, I think we need to take Lego out back

>lego forza
literally nobody asked for this

>putting a car on stage again

Legos are neat though

Lego evolving to being something more than blocks kids play with was a mistake.

>LEGO Forza
LMAO

Do you have the bingo chart by any chance?

>Lego Forza
but why

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i noticed they haven't been saying xbox exclusive but world premier for everything

realistically how many car autists will buy a lego expansion? is there a market for this?

scots are gay

>fartza

>Dad literally walks in
Had to turn down the cringe music

I JUST WOKE UP WHAT HAPPENED

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speak english dude. i can unnastund yah.

Fuck I'll have to watch the beginning later

>the car was lego all along

youtube.com/watch?v=Tcnq6PsJCUQ

thread theme

SEGA PHOENIX ANNOUNCEMENT WHEN?

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Bring back Matt Booty

Because they're putting everything on the Game Pass.

car autists dont play horizon. its a normie game. and they love lego.

how the fuck did xbox win AGAIN?

>hating on legos

I thought Yea Forums was based but I guess not.

WHAT A TWEEEEEST

what the fuck is up with all these lego games

Hahahhaa Forza and car games in general confirmed to be for autists

It just gets worse

FUNKO POOOOOP!!!!!

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lego improves anything
funko pop ruins anything

>gears pop
a little to ahem cringey for me

Phil killed himself live on stage

Why do all these games look the same

>lego mario kart
could be fun

CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGEEEEEEEEEE

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Keanu is in Lego Forza

>This Funko Pop shit again
This is suffering

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Why the fuck is this a Gears of War game?

legos are cool in real life not in vidya

>Funko Pops
>mobage

Wow it's like double cancer.

>Gears Pop

Sonegritoes are finished.

>pop!

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>lego
>pop
this is awful

don't you guys have phones?

>Lego
>Funko Pop
>Phone Shit
Why?

>hating lego games

Low IQ

Please kill me

>left 4 dead guitar twang

>black girl
>MY MISSION: FIND THE FATHER I NEVER KNEW

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>funko pop

BRO, YOU POSTED CRINGE

YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE SUBSCRIBERS

Lego Indiana Jones was great, fuck you.

they should show some gears tactics now at least.

fun

>Mobile shit.
OH GOD ITS HORRIBLE!
MAKE IT GO AWAY!

oh that makes sense i'm an idiot
i thought it was a tactic to make it seem like they are all xbox exclusives

>Two paths
Will he make his triumpanth return?

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OH MY GOD I LOVE LAYGOS

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The Funko Pops just evened out all the cred they get for John Wick.

>yfw no Sony

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>literal cellphone game

>black woman
>father I never met

>MORE ZOMBIES
HOLY FUCK ITS 2019

more zombies. yes.

>another zombie game

STOP

This is the 3º post apocalypt game (and the sencond zombie one)

>Black character
>"My mission? Find the father I never knew"

>Black woman looking for her absent father

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CRINGE!!!!!!!!!

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DUDE ZOMBIES ROFLMAO

My god stop forcing apes in video games.

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It's been pretty meh so far, its almost over no?

Wow, never knew MS was so redpilled

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Lmao shitty SJW nigger zombie game cringe as fuck

>He has easily surpassed Tolkien
1/10
made me reply

we are reaching negative hype.

What am I doing with my life?

>middle aged black woman
they a big market for zombie games?

P-psychonauts

You really cant stop zombie games from being made.

CRINGE AS FUCK

>zombie games in 2019

oof

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OH FUCK, PSO2 IS COMING TO THE WEST
AFTER 7 FUCKING YEARS
Why bother?

OH SHIT

Is this Kiary Pamyu Pamyu?

BROS I CAN'T EVEN OMG OMG OMG FUUUUUNNKKOOOO POOOOPPPPS

Thought that was skies of arcadia for a moment

Holy crap literally weebshit

>FF14

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PHANTASY STAR

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH XBOX WON XBOX FUCKIGN WON

>gay weeb shit

>greatest RPG
>Phantasy Star
Nah.

Kek

I just ended up spending the last 6 hours playing anno and accidentally overshot the start of E3, can someone give me a quick rundown

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Phantasy Star's back bois

wew how'd that get past qc?

the artstyle and basic gameplay looks okay, but you can't trust schafer.

This is the worst E3 I have ever seen so far.
Save us Sony

PSO2
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT

no

keanu is in cyber punk. about it.

>Japan bonus inbound

Weebs has once again saved E3.

you're pretty new here, we know

He spent that entire time he was off stage walking to that point

YAY SOMETHING NOT MADE BY WHITE PEOPLE!

It only took 6 years to happen

youtube.com/watch?v=bm1ZPgxStE4

No but at this point if you want to sell outside the crowd that is super into Zombie games as a base you need to do something interesting. Dying Light is a good example. It got people by having parkour and shit, and Dying Light 2 is adding on that by trying to add more RPG elements.

It's just low effort.

>mmo
looks cool otherwise

Never played phantasy star, is it good?

Never played PSO2 but I'm hyped.

I guess it's time for Pat to pay up

fug I thought Universe was getting a sequel

You haven't seen any past E3s then, zoom zoom.

>PSO2
What reality did I just slip into

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It better be in english on PC too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

holy fucking shit xbox actually won

>phantasy star online 2 is back on xbox

But it was never on xbox....

The best part of PSO2 are the lewd mods. Pointless in Xbox.

The original PSO is godlike
PSO2 is extremely gay

>smillegate
literally who?

it will fail if they don't release all the lewd p2w clothing

>A shitty F2P chink game gets a console version
Whoa....
>It's a BR game too
Double whoa...

The legendary team of literally who

Wut

who

lel this

So...how hard would you let Phil Spencer fuck you?

Why would you want to play PSO2 now when it will be no less than six years behind?

Sure wanted to play this year's ago

Is this that fucking Chinese game?

he said phantasy star is back on xbox

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>Keanu Reeves is in cyberpunk, and nighttime confirmed.
>Lego Racers
>Funko Pop game
>Blair Witch
>Another Gears
>MS Flight Sim
I've forgotten everything else already

Name a worse E3 you fat retards

It said PC at the end. PC chads wins again after 7 years

They make Crossfire, the highest-grossing F2P video game on planet earth.
The reason you've never heard of it is because only chinks care about it.

My god I have had at least 3 piss breaks so far and I'm jonesing for another one

>650 million global PC players

way to throw up some random numbers meaning jack shit

Legendary. Just legendary.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOU'LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THEEEEEEEEEEEE

>legendary

Literally who?

Legitimately 90% of the trailers have been pre-rendered.

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sounds like chinese or korean devs

I think you might have the beetus

you need to get your prostate checked.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miss me with this chink shit.

what the fuck happened?

is this a chinese game we've never heard of?

Some chink bootleg Counter Strike.

I've forgotten about that already

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youtube.com/watch?v=rCwn1NTK-50

TALES OF ARISE BAYBEE

>Jonesing

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So what is it? That didn't tell me anything about the game.

i missed it, was that crossfire the free 2 play shooter game?

Tales of Arise nice.

So is the pass 1$ for a month just for today?

surprised there hasn't been more buttrock yet

oh boy another generic anime fantasy game with an orchestral soundtrack

RISE UP

CUTE

PINK HAIRED GIRL = CLAIMED BY ME

Asia for the Asians, Africa for the Africans, White Countries for Everybody!

Everybody says there is This RACE Problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY White Country and only into White Countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY White Country and ONLY White Countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry with all those non-Whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-Blacks were brought into EVERY Black Country and ONLY into Black Countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem, I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane Black Man to notice this, and what kind of psycho Black man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the White race, liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I’m a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say that they are anti-racist, what they are is Anti-White.

Anti-Racist is a code word for Anti-White

>Rise Up

>RISE UP

RISE UP

RISE UP GAMERS

>Tales
Hopefully it's good. Zesteria and Berseria were dogshit.

SHOE

holy fuck, I can't handle all this GAMEPLAY being shown this year

>exclusively not on ps4
OHNOOOO ahahaha

>Talestrash

Man i reget comparing youtube and twitch comments.

Hopefully this will be better than Berseria which was boring as fuck

RISE UP

Why does he wear the mask?

god borderlands 3 is gonna be utter shit isnt it

need ME

berseria was good faggot

>burgerlands

Yeah, sure, promote a JRPG on the one console that no one buys them on.

>memelands
No.

>Lego racer
tell me more

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everything we knew as truth....was a lie. #fakenews #gamersariseup. wow can believe they are gonna make this .

New Tales isn't looking so good and higher budget anymore, huh?

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>Gearbox

How do they keep getting money?

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>borderlands

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t. Velvetfag

guys this is the slow thread, chill out

WHAT A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN!
IMPEACH 45 NOW!

Serious lack of gameplay in this show.
I want to see some interesting gameplay.

What's the difference?

This isn't a Sony conference.

PLEASE BUY MY GAME
I HAVE LEGAL FEES TO PAY

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this is pretty badass wouldn't you say?

70 minutes in and I want to buy 1 game....

Forza horizon 4 is getting a Lego dlc

>World Premeire
>Isn't
Why does this keep happening?

Forza expac

>Borderlands

This is all time you could be spent making a new Duke.

Lego branded DLC for Forza.

but will it have 87 bajilion guns?

>loot
>uh...
>sloots?
what did they mean by this

I NEED YOU TO STEAL MONEY AND FIND MY BADASS BARELY LEGAL CP

Randy is a hack, Gearbox is atrocious, and anyone who buys Borderlands 3 needs to be brought out behind the shed and shot.

(rise up)

Why are so many of these trailers censored?

I would be much more receptive to borderlands if not for the company's twitter addiction, especially Pitchford's account.

ITS HAPPENING

Don't worry about it Randy's a magician

OH SHIT BOYS, HERE IT COMES

Damn that's badass...

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Next year is going to be based desu

Sadly Sony isn’t here to save this shitshow

Oh boy

>wanting a new Douk by Gearbox

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OHHHHHH SHIT BLOODBORNE 2

Spooky.

S oylent Souls

CHECK OUT THESE DOG FIGHTING VIDEOS DUDE, SO BADASS

e3 does not allow swearwords

Yeah, Sony's fuck ups were always more entertaining than game reveals.

Miyazaki is the biggest fucking westaboo of all time, jesus christ

>George R. R. Martin

Weiner, Weiner Weiner, Weiner Weiner....

The LORD OF THE ELDER SCROLLS

k i n o

yawn

I had a boner

>that was it
Disappointed

Please have elden ring gameplay in the following days. =/

NOT INTO THE PIT
IT BUUUUUUURNS

How about some gameplay?
Gameplay?
No?

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>WE SHOWED YOU 60 GAMES WE SWEAR

>Sony saving anything with their VR shit and cinematic trash
lol

>welcome phil spencer
>porn music starts playing

>From getting into bed with Bamco again
>Sekiro probably not getting an expansion now

I'm mad.

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where da gameplay at

>George told to come up with an original idea
>The One Ring

>no chromehounds 2
its ogre

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GoW had fucks all over though
Or does nigger music not count?

Oh great, another Soulskiroborneringlike game.

>elden ring

Did they try to come up with the most generic fantasy title?

time for gaylo