What are you thinking, Yea Forums?

What are you thinking, Yea Forums?

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I'm thinking he's in.

that companies use celebs to sell shit games

can I fuck him?

he's cool

He's breathtaking

between this and kojimbo i'm not a fan

I'm really not here for this whole trend of celeb cameos in vidya. cringe

I’M GOING TO FUCK KEANU REEVES

He's going to betray us in the story and be revealed as the true antagonist.

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I love Reaper from Fortnite.

I'm thinking he's back

Yeah I'm thinking she brapped

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kino is back on the menu bros...

areyougay?

OH NO NO NO NO THIS WAS MEANT TO BE MINE TIME TO PLAY HOLLYWOOD! MINE! CURSE YOU POLKEKS!

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hey, Noctis is in a better game

Pretty funny, cause he didn't seem to give a shit in the slightest and didn't even practice his lines. Guess the game's going to be similarly half-assed.
I wish we could see some actual gameplay though, because the little snippets we have seen look pretty bad. tons of graphical fuckups and ugly textures.

what's up with the celebrities in video games trend
it ruins immersion and is very cringeworthy

Not even gonna lie, I turned into a basedboy watching a Marvel trailer when I saw Keanu.

Reminder, they did not include straight male V in the demos.

Devs are focusing on gay and tranny shit.

Where is straight white male V!?!?

god you can smell the cheeto dust from this post

Nice but you can't play a female or a customized character anymore?

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have sex.

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They don't show gameplay, that's mean they don't trust their product

haha epic

>witcher 3
>90 millions budget
>75% marketing, 25% actual development

>cyberpunk
>trillion budget
>75% marketing, 20% Keanu Reeves, 5% actual development

Get hype for a shit game, we all seen the gameplay reveal, it was abysmal.

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This,
others see

he black

i don't buy shit until i see some real gameplay. also i don't care about some reddit actor.

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They showed gameplay last year

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WE'VE GOT A CITY TO BURN

It is shitposters user, ignore them

HE'S IN

It was half "gameplay"

It's official now
Poland > Japan
Poland became anime.

I'm thinking Yea Forums got BTFO

Plot twist, Ciri from Witcher 3, arrives in 2077 in Bill and Teds time travelling phonebox

Make a game FPS because imersion blah blah. Most of cutscenes and trailers are all in third person.

I'm thinking he's back.

I'm thinking where's the gameplay

It sells.
I don't care as long as the gameplay is good.

Yeah...
I'm thinking I don't care.

>inb4 cyberpunk is in the witcher world
>ciri took over the world and is now an immortal empress ala 40k
>soaked the world in technology and erassd history so she would be the only one with magic

nice tits

...when the fuck did anyone say that? character creation is long since confirmed, they just slapped a default guy in a trailer.

wat
She literally went to the Cyberpunk world.
youtube.com/watch?v=wQ6A3GvEVo0

I'm not even mad.

Unironically kino. Didn't expect it and it floored me. He's one of the only actors I want in an action game.

I'M THINKING HE BASED

I still wish that it would be third person and I would have wanted way more diverse ways to play the game, i.e. you can join/start as the cops or a corp or any faction or so.
But I can live with the former and the latter is probably impossible to do.
In the end it's the only AAA+ cyberpunk game in decades (Deus Ex is gud but doesn't really fill the bill for several reasonss) and therefore it has always been an automatic purchase for me.

Being able to hold hands with Keanu is a great bonus though.

>impossible to do
I mean we were doing it in the 90s. The reason they don't do it now is laziness and spending money/effort getting hollywood celebrities to appear in their shit instead.

If this trailer is a real time cutscene that's a pretty impressive. But i have my doubts.

The first reveal was the female default this one was male default

Are you retarded?
There's literally gameplay of the character customization in the gameplay trailer from last year.

>why

Based, best actor in Hollyshit

you just know Keanu is taking her back to his hotel tonight

i want to fuck her arse if you catch my drift

why should I care about neo doing a character in the game

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Nothing, it's just a cinematic trailer. Literally nothing in it can be in the game. We'll see when it comes out.

You're actually retarded

>the way her titties bounced when she strutted onstage.

this so much
its like disney, only worse

another game contaminated with hollywood faces, disgusting

Dudes... What if he's the antagonist. Thatd be pure kino.

they showed scripted cherry picked rehearsed "gameplay" footage, you mean
we need real gameplay footage

Simply this, getting a "let's chip a lot into marketing" feel here.
Also no lengthy gameplay shown when the game is releasing in 10 fucking months.

I want to know how his involvement with the game was not leaked

He probably didn't tell anyone. Dude's based.

That Yea Forums sometime became Reddit 2.0, circlejerking over some Hollywood rat starring in le cinematic vidya that brings nothing new to the table and the only worthwhile thing so far in regards to it is a cinematic trailer is something I thought I would never see here, it's sad. I'm interested in this game and I want to like it, but a cinematic trailer, a few mediocre scripted gameplay reveals that don't show anything special and having a celeb in the game is either nothing interesting or just a full on negative red flag.

>in development for ages
>one gameplay video thats just random cuts every 2 seconds
>one gameplay video showing a mission that was far from impressive
>shoving in famous people for marketing

It will probably be a good game, but not nearly worthy of the hype. Too many red flags.

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this, but unironically.
I'm so fucking sick and tired of Hollywood shit sipping into video games

funny to see that even in such a shithole keanu reeves is still a consensual figure
you're a good guy keanu and we allow you to be our friend even though no one really knows what race you really are

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What makes you think this trailer didn't have straight male V?

>hollywood infecting muh vidya

Keanu is literally the least "Hollywood" celebrity in existence. He does not give a fuck about fame or money.

>male
>female
two scoops.

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>hapas are ugl-

First Santino burns his house down.
Now he's going to burn a city down.

>Game isn't even out yet
>it's a shit game

Is Yea Forums actually this retarded? Or are you all just literally 12 years old?

Disappointing trailer. I don't want to play as criminal scum.

he's ultra homo for his bro.

White women/asian men produce kino children. See also: Dean Cain Tanaka.
Asian women/white men produce ugly mutts.
Se also: Elliot Rodger.

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keanu reeves sfm porn

His friend literally died in front of him, you closet fag.

You are a cynical piece of shit incapable of enjoying anything, I feel pity for you, you miserable puddle of feces.

It's both and you know it. The >no gameplay meme when the 48min play through video has been out for months is my favourite

Way too emotional what a faggot.

>keanu on mads buttbuddy action

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>not shitpostting in Cyberpunk threads
Welcome to Yea Forums summer child

Ho hard is Hackjima seething rn?

Different universe in which ciri went into.

i'm thinking he's based

yeah, I'm thinking he's back.

WAKE THE FUCK UP, INCELRAI

HE IS ALREADY CALLING HIS PRODUCERS AND APOLOGIZING

That new Captain America game is looking top notch.

> Already shown 40 minutes of gameplay
> WHERE DA FUCK IS DA GAMEPLAY!++?!?!?

Im gonna play as albert wesker

Name 1 good game the Devs needed celebs to shill because the gameplay didn't look appealing enough

can't wait for the 3D model of Keanu's mocapped body to be ripped and put into a bunch of SFMs.

I'm thinking if I can fuck him or not

Is the idea behind this to take you of the game completely? It feels very dishonest

name 1 game that CDPR has made has hasn't been the shit for the time it came out. Bois this is not activision hiring kevin spacecy, is CPRD hiring fucking keanu revees

I can't believe everyone spammed "John Wick". Everyone is so fucking underage that Keanu isn't even associated with Neo anymore

he has to have standards....

>If this trailer is a real time cutscene
Are you stupid? It was all prerendered.

48 mins of apha "gameplay"

You do know that Keanu's paternal grandfather is white right? Hence the surname "Reeves".

i am even more hype now.

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I like Keanu, he's cool

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That the shills have new materiel. It'll be like Wicher 3 just worse. Making the board utterly unusable for the coming months whenever a new clip comes out.

he cute

>motorcycles confirmed drive-able vehicles
>keanu is in

BASED MOTORCYCLE MISSION WITH KEANU INCOMING.

I'm thinking we have a city to burn.

im thinkin he's back

What are you even trying to say here, non English speaker?

Based

>hire a celeb with money that could've been used to improve the game

they killed of Jackie for this
an honest friend in this shithole of a city. now all is left are assholes who wants to manipulate you

cute. cute!

Vidya kino is back on the menu boys

got a webm?

I KNOW THE ACTOR TOO
I CLAPPED TOO

imm thinging he bag

Keanu is barely "Asian" lmao.

Both are shit, there is a reason why Central Asia is a shithole.

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god I hope so

BASED

I don't care if its scripted, has CDPR said -anything- about another gameplay segment? Are they showing it off on the show floor?

what if cyberpunk 2077 is the unofficial sequel to johnny mnemonic?

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>Not bill from bill and ted
kys underage zoomer

so is he supposed to be johnny silverhand? I thought he was dead in the setting.

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>cinematic trailer

no thanks no buy

I'm thinking I'm black

Keyano fuck Reaves.

>Im retarded and dont know how advertising pays off
thats how you sound

Shooting shit with Keanu would be pretty fun

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me on the left

Oh so that is why Filthy frank stop posting videos

Fellas...

/ourboy/ sold it

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This

He's finally starting to age, though he looks remarkably good for being 54 years old. It's the unkept beard that makes him look old.

>Keanu will die in your lifetime

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Seems like the type of guy who burns cities down.

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yes they have their own booth and will have new gameplay to show both closed door and public

could be a guy who continues his rebel work and got himself a silver hand as a symbol

Me in the back

Can you link me the abysmal gameplay reveal?

Imagine if it was John Cena instead of him.

I looked at the gameplay and they said he had his "last ride" on the radio in V's apartment. Could just be presumed dead.

I'm thinking why the shit is there not a Yea Forums downloader that works with 4channel so I can rip the e3 confrence thread of all its images

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>the squeals of arousement by these gamespot whymin in the post conference thingy while talking about this dude

J-just be yourselves guys.

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KOJIMA SEETHING
DEATH STANDING IS DOA

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I was thinking Kojima fucked up by going with Norman instead of Keanu

God look at all the seethe and cope in this thread. Yea Forums is a hilarious bunch of little bitches. You spend a year bitching about how Cyberpunk 2020 isn't cyberpunk enough, isn't gritty enough. Hahaha CDPR isn't even gonna show this year what faggots they know their game is shit xD

Then they come in and fucking dunk all over you, so owned it's like watching a nigga get whipped by a plantation boss. Now you're left pissing you're britches, scrambling to look cool despite being fucking shown up, desperately not wanting to be outed as the know nothing whiny pissants you are.

Your onions-filled tears are like sweet summer wine, you absolute basic bitches.

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Yeah, I'm thinking we're ready.

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>Game about finding key to immortality
>Starring Keanu Reeves
One meme to end them all

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STOP
Would be kino as well.

she's dripping

>You're breathtaking
kino
microshit won at that second.

BASED

>WAAAHHH THEY DIDN'T SHOW GAMEPLAY
>CELEBSHIT RUINING EVERYTHING YET AGAIN
So this is gonna be the two shitposts until another Cyberpunk trailer

This, game will be shit.

>suddenly pre rendered shit and hollywood trash is acceptable

what happened?

Y-YEAH BUT THEY SITLL DIDN'T SHOW MALE V FUCKING BITCHES FFS

Great choice. He's one of the only actors I like and he has ties to cyberpunk

use clover my guy

I can't believe my eyes. He is THE biggest celebrity of reddit.

Literally the only two times audience genuinely reacted was to Cyberpunk and new Halo. It just confirms everything else is employees in back room cheering.

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Completely valid things to point out.

one of you has to know about a way

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>Neo. Not Johnny Mnemonic.
Speaking of underage...

C-CAN WE FUCK HIM?

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>Keanu
>Reddit

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2016

finally another addition to this great little meme

Keanu Reeves in Smash when.

>keanu reeves and coach double team your waifu

>played some vidya with my 6yo nephew today
>he wasn't even born when Cyberpunk was announced

Bros..

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Imagine being a Redditor and LIKING Keanu

I came to Yea Forums specifically for a boomer edit of this.
We need to go further

ill give it a chance.

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>that one whore in the audience screaming like she's being bulled

God damn bitch calm down, it's just Keanu Reeves.

Keanu is so based, it wouldn't even surprise me if he did it for chump change.

YEAH

I'M THINKING HE'S BACK

it's not a cameo you fucking retard it's an actor portraying a character. And it's not a trend either, devs have been doing this for decades

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>keanu on mads bellybutton action
fixed that for you.

__________fag.[/spoiler

Poland is a fucking sell out. I though only American faggots do this celeb but nooo it has to be Poland too.

>no titty slider
Why do I get better features in my weeb shit than I do in AAA games?

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In the future, everyone can fuck each together regardless of gender. We saw Jackie has deep feeling toward the male player.

they were probably referring to the last time he held a public concert, he's a rockerboy dude.

>Yea Forums gets mad that female V can't kill the negro and have to be nice to him in the gameplay footage
>Male V fucking kills him

My dick is so hard

this

is the male Vee from the trailer Marcin's self insert?

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based

like twins

Yeah, celebrity culture is lame. I bet with unknown polish actors, that could actually act they could have made much more with much less.

Thinkin I'm gonna try and S that D.

Johnny's ex-lover Alt Cunningham ended up an AI trapped in the net. Being dead isn't what it used to be.

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Rumor has it that he's not the only celebrity in the game. Lady Gaga is allegedly in it as well.

wasn't this game supposed to be about creating your own characters and stories? When did it become "shit story about generic protagonist number 165?" What, did they expect to buy us with a fucking celebrity cameo? Fuck that, I want my actual Cyberpunk experience. Fuck these clowns!

>people who play chicks are literally retarded

>Yea Forums complains about hollywood in games
>jizzed their pants when reddit-eves showed up

Considering his hard life, give him all the jobs he wants.

that image is beyond old, the 48 minutes of gameplay lasst year looked nothing like that when they went through character creation.

KOJIMA SPEEDS UP DEVELOPMENT
IT MUST BE RELEASED IN 2019 BECAUSE NO GAME WILL BE RELEVANT AFTER CDPR RELEASES CYBERPUNK IN 2020

>point of the game is body modification
I better fucking be able to make some nicely sized titties.

>We saw Jackie has deep feeling toward the male player.
What? Nigga was fucking dying in his bros arms.

do you have to ask?

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Japan invades Poland when?

>'Fuck you Dex! Im a vegan now!'
I think so

>expecting a good rpg in the modern day

Trust me user it hurts me too.

>that companies use celebs to sell shit games
WRONG
they didn't put pewdiepie or some retard youtuber
they put an ACTOR
remember mass effect terrible voice actors? now imagine an already great game with amazing dubbing

>Yea Forums complains about hollywood in games
>Yea Forums likes PS4 exclusives
fuck you all. you are actually retarded for real

>No one except for indieshits is going to release a video game in next april and may

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Alice, did I tell you about my DESERT. I want to turn the whole wide world into a desert.

>trend of celeb cameos in vidya
>trend

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Why would he put his hand on the MC's face?

youtube.com/watch?v=DvVjkqB3LH0

is this the most decieving teaser of all time? you had a reason to be hyped for this

but everything since that teaser has made the game look like shit.

I'm thinking that shitposters need to neck themselves for trying to call based Keanu reddit

thats a mobile thing right?
is there really no modern Yea Forums skimmer?

>Johnny Mnemonic in a Cyberpunk game
This is too meta. Honestly didn't expect this.

So prepare your backlog

Indeed for example Max Payne did excellent with amateur people. The bad guy was Max's actor's mom for fucks sake :D.

Well let's hope it's a good game but I really don't like this celeb faggot trend.

I can't be the only one who thought it was Andrew W.K. at first

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They even showed that laser whip thingy from Jonny Mnemonic

i was so proud as a kid when i beat this game without cheats

Why Keanu Reeves is working with transphobic game devs. I'm not a SJW so I think it's based, but he always came off as one to me. What if he pulls out and gets the game canceled right before release?

who's voicing the negro? his voice sounds familiar

Dude isn't even looking at where he put his hand.

I hope I can romance him

>wasn't this game supposed to be about creating your own characters and stories
no, from the outset they said it was going to be a story driven game like TW3, except with a little more character customization. It was never going to be TES: Cyberpunk Edition

>"I know kung-fu."

people will strawman you with the sun meme, but you're right. The tone is very different, as well as musical choice

this
I guess user saw his hand touching Vs face and decided thats gay
what a moron, everyone knows that gay dying characters make a last reach for the D

>wasn't this game supposed to be about creating your own characters and stories? When did it become "shit story about generic protagonist number 165?"

Dude in the trailer is just the default build. You still get to create your character.

Oh wait, I forgot I'm on Yea Forums and hating CP2077 is cool now so YEAH FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME.

Only two genders!???????????

He's going to die in a violent shootout in the final mission isn't he

>this so much

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cope

Poland BTFO Japan so hard every bad guy in anime will be an alcoholic with male pattern baldness.

Based Poland.

4chanx probably has a feature like that

>04.16.2020

lol it will practically be cyberpunk outside by then

*AHEM*

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Lmao

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Get used to it. We saw it and know there would be more same-sex romance options in cyberpunk2077.

I had a poster for this game as a kid. It actually looked pretty nice.

He seems like an hologram, I guess he is like an AI that assists you

TLOU2

I want my backlog to stay pure and untouched

"Body : customise"

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I was surprised, then excited, then came to this realization. also the fact that they have a ton of footage but the game is still 10 months from release means they're fixing/rushing a lot of stuff. this presentation felt like bullshit and got me worried.

>posts a reddit meme
>gas normies

are you alright my mentally challenged reddit friend

I still have copy of this game but in german so till this day I have no idea what is it about and I never completed it.

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Thinking about growing my hair out like Keaunu. I got the hair for it should I?

>every bad guy in anime will be an alcoholic with male pattern baldness.
God I'm going to start watching anime again once this happens

Now how do i create the goose and ford i want to have a buddy cop action game with keanu

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fuck off you butthurt shitposter

B-Bro?

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YOU CAN PAY FOR BIGGER TITS IN GAME YOU FOOL

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I can befriend him to later develop a platonic romantic relationship with cuddles and kisses on the head but without sex?

I'm thinking I'm black

LMAO newfag detected, back to microsoft shill

Witcher 3 had Charles Dance in it and that was one of the best games of this decade. So cope fag, cope.

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>normies
Go back
Not happening and You aren't like K because you have a shitty waifu.

Hey remember that time when Keanu was caught dating a tranny?

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YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD!

Its not yet another celeb, its Johnny Mnemonic

Can I be gay with Keanu Reeves?

RIP Jackie
now you can coco in da loko ona gulo in heaven

Hmm, like he's an AI on the chip you stole? That's why it's so valuable, it's got the imprint of the greatest cyberpunk rebel ever on it? That'd be cool.

That nose....

Can I pay for a futa upgrade though?
Asking for a friend.

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It's working

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Oh man, you nailed it user
Kinda excited now

Just hoping he doesn't die in the first two hours.

Sorry, what?

How in the Hell did I not know this?

No wonder his game character has such a fierce and strong aura

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yeah this is actually disappointing, and i love the guy.

I'd imagine everything if from the games intro. After Kino finds you, you go to some body place and get a look and that's the character creator comes in.

I'm thinking of creating FeMC to fuck him is that gay bros?

It's a bio-upgrade. It gives +5% eddies for trades.

>Witcher 3
>one of the best games of this decade

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celebrities in games is so cringe

So cute!

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neuromancer is technically a sequel to johnny mnemonic

I can't wait to fuck Keanu Reeves!

it feels like a cameo because they're using his exact likeness. this isn't the kiefer sutherland as snake sort of deal. this is just keanu in cyberpunk

Use any basic link downloader addon for FF?

Yea Forums is a joke board, why arent you laughing?

Important question right here.

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San Andreas is filled with celebs you fuckwit

Kevin Spacey in Cod was a pretty kino bad guy

Fuck niggers.

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You're totally right. Yea Forums is insanely critical of anything.

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Games have had actual actors in them for several generations now, stop being so dramatic.

thinking he is back career wise and I'm happy

I think wasting money on celebrities is stupid.

3dog from fallout 3 pretty sure

The amount of witcher 3 fags coping in this thread

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What's his character name? Keanu?

It's a Polish game, they can get away with racist characters

It's iron man fused with Bucky. Captain America wet dream come true

Personally not bothered at all by Keanu. Fits with my idea of cyberpunk much more than the niggers they've been showing everywhere.
Anyone worried how much CALIFORNIA the game is? I think a different and more stereotypical shade of cyberpunk would be far more interesting.
For instance, a China cyberpunk with chinks being classic unemphatic chinks and not batting an eye at corpses on the streets, while mixing traditional chinese medicine/superstition with cyber implants.
But the setting the game is inspired from is what it is I suppose.

It's a meme you dip.

What will be his role in the game? No trailer or gameplay video has shown him yet. All we know is he lives outside the city (hillbilly land) and rescues V?

Nah, I'm not hating. But I remember the last trailer on E3 they specifically put that "hidden message" saying you get to customize. If that is just the default character, like you have it in Mass Effect, then good. Where do I get more info about this, though?

John K. W. Reeves.

There have been a lot of games that do it but it's not like game graphics looked realistic until the past 5-10 years. And a cameo implies a small role that comes and goes. This seems like a major character.

Goddamnit, Wesker, you're an asshole. I can't let you do that, and turn everything into sand and dust.

MGS5 wasnt great Geoff

Male V or female V, Yea Forums?

>kojima adds walking dead guy and shills it all over social media
>no one cares
>cdpr adds matrix guy and shows him a single time at e3
>everyone lose their shit

that's just China irl

he's getting old Yea Forumsros

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Depends who can fuck John Wick.

Watching this now makes me laugh when they talk about how much data the brain can store.
We're shittier than a $50 portable hard drive.

I know you are thinking about kikes, but its actually slavic nose.
Inb4
>slavs are kikes

>death stranding has mads mikkelsen and other famous actors
>Yea Forums: OH MY GOD IT LOOKS GREAT AND KOJIMA IS A GENIUS
>cdpr puts one famous guy in their game
>Yea Forums: IT'S OBVIOUSLY A FUCKING SHIT GAME PURELY BECAUSE IT HAS A FAMOUS PERSON IN IT
Yea Forums never fails at being full of fucking morons.

This.

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Tutorial guy from Bloodlines

Neither, I'm not fucking retarded, I'm not going to play a shitty game.

Seething BBlet.

I’m concerned the developers know the game might not live up to the hype, so they’re using celebritys to make it look better

Btw watch the gameplay snipids where they show the monofiliment ''lazer'' whip from Johnny Mnemonic and the virtual reality was a throwback too. I wish the gameplay wasn't behind closed doors and we got to see that whole hour of new gameplay.

Depends on how in-depth the character creator ends up being. Female V's voice definitlely isn't swaying me towards playing as a chick though, I gotta say.

Such as? I'm willing to bet that they're a small minority and the actor influence on the success is debatable. I don't recall any celebshit games with good and memorable main character but that's just me. Tell me.

BUT CAN I FUCK THE KEANU????

They both can

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I wonder how quickly they will kill him off to save costs.

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Johnny Silverhand

Neo didn't have long hair and a beard, to be fair.

>Johnny Mnemonic
That's a pull user, you're alright

kek

who said that you cant?

Other guy had the AI idea, I just extrapolated. It'd be wild to have him in your head the whole time "Arasaka's got some mean mercs, I almost died on a mission there..." "That guy's a liar, he sold us out to ________" "You can trust ________, he's a hell of a fixer"

I'm not gay, so of course I'll play as a guy.

see
Male. Even if I can't powerbottom Keanu, I'll just mod the game o have him as a companion.

Witcher 3 made a lot of money so they can probably afford him for a dozen lines and two 10 minute side quests.

you'd have to ask a CP20 nerd but i'm pretty sure Johhny Silverhand is dead in 2077 and it's just a hologram

male first playthrough, femv second

the fuck are you going on about? character creation is the first thing you do, and it doesn't look anything like that screenshot either.

ah i see your point. it's just weird that we're getting these exact likeness movie actors lately. will take getting used to, it just feels like a marketing stunt more than wanting to work with these actors in these projects. i hope his character has real depth and significance

A cameo would be if he was portraying himself. I get what you're saying but simply using his likeness isn't a cameo. Rockstar does the same thing, except they use literally whos so nobody knows

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he's already dead, look at the video, he's shimmering like a hologram

t. /minecraft/

Yep, it was a digital ghost. You could even see him flicker.

Is Katy Perry in? That would be so based and redpilled, I WANT TO FUCK HER!

Dont you remember when Witcher 3 wasnt released yet and Yea Forums contrarian faggots?

Yeah, it all comes around.
In every game
Ever

Technically it says "sex" which just categorizes genitals and not gender identity

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And the game currently is just Cali irl, your point?
I guess I'm just irked by things like V shouting FUCKING AWESOME DUDE LETS FUCKING GO YOO to his pendejo friend.

he's a side character in the main quest I'm guessing, probably betrays you and you have to kill him

>Keanu is going to play Silverhand as a hologram that's only visible in your head something like handsome jack in tales from the borderlands
I don't like this bros

So is nobody going to mention how he just stumbled through his actual presentation, kept laughing for no reason and almost forgot to announce the date because he got so tripped up?

I know a dude that mods these sorts of things in games, he said he was interested in cp2077

yeah true, and good point about gta. they were ahead of the game as usual.

>Witcher 3
>one of the best games of this decade
Post it.

>So CDPR, when can I expect the paycheck?
>Ay, Keanu! No paycheck for you! Didnt you know: You were dead all along!
>Oops.

IT'S KINO REEV SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU 12 YO

CAN I ROMANCE KEANU

>no new gameplay
>only gameplay was ok but cherrypicked
it's shit

He's gonna be on the chip you stole, his imprint. You're gonna finish what he started!

I hope you're right. I'm going to be so mad if he just shows up and it's like "here's a quest" and then "quest complete" and he just fucking disappears. They got Keanu fucking Reeves they better make good use of whatever screentime he has.

>*whistles for magic horse*
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>guys in Drowner™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof *shows flipper*"
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received

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>now I have to play a female character who fucks keanu reeves

based potato chip bags

I see a marketing stunt in having him in Fortnite, just something for the sake of headlines. This just sees like he's a major character who they decided Keanu was the right part for.

YOU CAN'T FUCK KEANU BECAUSE HE'S A HOLOGRAM, YOU CAN SEE HIM FLICKERING IN AND OUT

Samuel L. Jackson in Ricky Gervais and Phil Collins GTA San Andreas, IV, and Vice City
Burt Reynolds and Keith David in Saint's Row
Snoop Dogg in True Crime
Gary Coleman in Postal 2
Martin Sheen in Mass Effect
Gary Oldman in Spyro
George Takei in Red Alert 3
Liam Neeson in Fallout 3

>10 months away
>cinematic trailers with celebs shilling
put down your phone, and clap along to the e3 queue ludenpresse kike

Stay on reddit

Exquisite

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lol

Always funny cause it‘s true.

>le john wick cameo

just solidifies that this game is actually pleb trash fit for the walmart customer

I can already see the possible endings
>Burn down entire city and "free" the people
>Betray Johnny and end up fighting him if you lose he steals your body and finishes the job, if you win you just continue your miserable night city life
>Upload yourself to the cyberspace because ???

So thaats why he went invisible for a second in the trailer.

Maybe you can fuck him BR2049 style.

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>he doesnt know how to fuck holograms

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Thought it was Aaron Paul for a second

Hello zoomer

I can dryhump the air
poor junkies in this game also log in on some cybersex webside to get it off to sex programs. I dont see a problem

The kind of people who like Death Stranding are the same scum who are unironically hyped for Redditpunk 2077.
If the game uses Hollywood actors, it's trash.

Brainlet post

yeah I just realized this, he's obviously an AI ghost hologram thing of Johnny Silverhand. That's actually pretty fucking cool and means he'll be integral to the story

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he isn't flickering retard its V's shitty aug eyes booting up

based

Sad Keanu is literally one of us but a celebrity always makes me worried about the actual development of the game.

>easy mode
>play as female
>ULTRA HARD
>play as male

based

have sex

I bet you say the same shit in indie game threads though. "Eww pixels, looks shit."
Fucking zoomers.

this so much. fuck the industry and the normie plebs defending these stunts.

"Is this the Winter Soldier dude?" is what I was thinking at first

>called the black guy a nigger before killing him
Is Raimi writing this?

I can't they're making a Johnny Mnemonic game

>NIGHTMARE
>play as straight male

Reminder that only literal faggots and onions numales would even consider playing as a female in a videogame.

I doubt he's every played a single vidya

t. BBnegro

this but unironically

millenials - love Keanu
zoomers - hate Keanu

ass

>put literal Johny Mnemonic into the game
>zooms seething
?

Lads I'm fucking HYPED

Nah. Everyone loves Keanu.

All games with facescanned celebrities have been trash

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Sitting in random benches around the world looking sad takes a lot of time. But I agree, he doesn't strike me as someone who gets home and plays vidya.

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>chicken hat mode
>play as a dog

ive never played as a roastie when the option is available to play as a male

Everyone and their mother loves Keanu though.

I think people are more mad that they use it to shill because it makes it seem like they're compensating for something.

>Wii U
>Old Xbox and PS4 models
>Kinect
how old is this?

Slavic Nose

t. Slav

the game website, has all the info

Only normalfags and girls play males when given the option.

does this mean he got together with his waifu in the end? the one who got brain uploaded to the net?

Andrzej?

Even the shitposters calling him reddit?

In my case, dad. He is a huge Keanu fan.

my boipussy got all wet

Yeah, they're just horsing around.

kinoreeeeeeeeeeee's

I'm thinking Keanu Reeves would make an AMAZING model for a new Prince of Persia game right now.

I wonder what sort of videos people are going to place him in once his model is ripped

"We don't want to make a grimy sci-fi action shooter with vehicles, a cyberpunk veneer, and an aesthetic that doesn’t actually translate into anything especially interesting in-game besides the odd augment. We're not going to fall back on the term Cyberpunk and create something completely different, this is the original Cyberpunk." -CDPR IGN 2013

Mietek?

Is Keanu still loyal to his dead wife/gf or did he end up finding a new whore?

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>Be Keanu Reeves
>Make new character that looks like Keanu Reeves.
>Meet Himself in game
>Romance self
Next morning Keanu Leeaves...

John Wick 3 just came out and keanu looks like john with his hair not neo

Let me try to translate what you wrote like a sperg.

>name 1 good game that used celebs, instead of devs shilling celebs because the gameplay wasn't appealing enough.
MGS5. You may think whatever you want of the story, but the gameplay was stellar.

You know SJWs would REEEEEE about him not being Persian enough.

h-he's totally not gonna fuck my waifu

>user sharts himself

I'm thinking he's breathtaking and confirmed for Smash.

Cringe, so much cringe

So he's a cyberpunk Winter Soldier?

Who doesn't like Keanu? Even at his worse when people call his acting stilted people still found him to be cool.

Keanu probably did it for free since they're adding some of his motorcycle designs into the game.

Ty no siema.

this reddit post invalidates yours

you are breathtaking

>tfw we live in an sjw shitter dystopia
>which means everyone can fuck, regardless of gender, can fuck any romanceable companions because gatekeeping is homophobic

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There was only one good Matrix compared to 3 good John Wicks.

Kill yourself faggot

It's sunny

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KEANU REEVES LITERALLY OBSFUCATES THE SUN
a new era of keanu shitposting. long will be gone sun fags. keanus klilled all of the sun fags

>YOU WON'T SURVIVE
>play as a gamer

Gross old man who hit the wall years ago.

>adding some of his motorcycle designs into the game.
Fucking what?
>Arch Motorcycle Company, LLC is a high-end custom American motorcycle manufacturer, founded by Keanu Reeves and Gard Hollinger in 2011.
Well, fuck me. Never knew about this. They probably still paid a fair amount for him, specially since I'm sure he's currently highly requested for other projects.

Someone photoshop in a Monster Energy drink and male pattern baldness.

He's actually a hologram of a dead rock star veteran. Who I'm assuming is guiding you to become the joker and destroy the city.

This.

I'm only letting myself enjoy this one since I was already interested in both Cyberpunk and Keanu since well before.

So you think this is the beginning of the game? Jackie dies, we get fucked over, and we start our journey with keanu?

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I used to think myself immune to those jewish tricks when they try to use a face to sell a game, but turns out they were just using the wrong face.

Looks like the game will center around fucking up Arasakas shit with Silverhand.

See

>Amerishit actors in video games

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Of course you retard. You think they're going to make branching paths? In a cdpr game?

cp077 is going to be game of the decade and it isn't even a competition

Never played those so yeah. Looks all those franchises ended up horribly too so yeah.

Except GTA but they didn't have faces.

I'm thinking he's breathtaking

i just want keanu to be our main companion for the whole game

Retarded fucking weeb, Keanu is a legend and awesome.

Don't worry user, I got the joke.

>John Wick look
missed opportunity

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Stay breathtaking, Yea Forums.

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They could have spent that money improving the game.