APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

ABSOLUTELY BASED

XVIRGINS CANT WIN, AFTER ALL NOOOO

KOJIMA BTFO

XBOX WON. SHUT IT DOWN.

But fucking why? This is so on the nose the nose is bleeding.

CONFIRMED FOR KINO

XBOX
JUST
WON

why is john wick from fortnite in another game

BASED

SUN

This game will rule

HAHAHAHAHAHA MOVIE GAME LMAO HAHAHAHAHA

HOLY CRAP LOIS IT'S JOHN WICK FROM FORTNITE

When did CD Projeckt Red acquire the Prince of Persia franchise?

GOTY 2020

who is that?

Women gamers were a mistake.

HOLY SHIT THAT'S THE DUDE FROM FORTNITE

*Also on PS4*

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JOHN WICK FORTNITE IS IN THE GAME!

PERSONAL

MUH DICK

Hes so drunk holy shit

WE FUCKING WON BOYS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Thank god it's also for Playstation

Xbox wins.

yeah, I'm thinking he's back

W H O ?

SSSIIIGHHHH BEEERRR PUNNKKK!!!

Leave the sun to me

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GAME OF THE CENTURY CONFIRMED
>GAME OF THE CENTURY CONFIRMED
GAME OF THE CENTURY CONFIRMED
>GAME OF THE CENTURY CONFIRMED

Imagine if it was a Sony game that did this.

I fucking hate it.
I want unique characters.
Not hollywood fucks in my vidya. ruins immersion.
I love keanu BUT COME ON

I hate hideo for this now

Still looks like generic garbage tbqh

He sure is cringing it up on stage.

HE'S IN

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YES

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Keanu stop talking

based keanu hopped up on 3 lines of coke

>John frickin' wick!

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MAKE HIM THE MAIN CHARACTER NO ONE CARES ABOUT CHARACTER CREATOR

kill yourself zoomer

I hope everyone who bitched about Jackie is happy now
F

>Rick Ross is the bad guy
>Keanu Reeves is the good guy
WTF I hate Cyberpunk now

WITH A FOOKING

CYBER
P E N C I L
E
N
C
I
L

Who cares, just some stupid celebrity.

Yep im thinking its gonna be kino

My hype went from 200 to 5000 in a nano-second

WAKE THE FUCK UP SAMURAI WE GOT A CITY TO BURN

>tfw no Keanu bf

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BASED KEANU POSTING

The guy is pretty cringe

Man Kojima must be pissed

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CELEBRITY IN GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>It's a cringe Hollywood cameo in a video game episode
Hard pass for me

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HE CAN BE IN SMASH NOW

>sun behind him
Dropped

This is actually brilliant. Didn't even think of the Matrix connection

What game ?

RELEASE DATE INCOMING

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Based

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the way he was just having a bunch of fun on stage made me want to buy the game

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I MISSED IT, HE IS IN? HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I CANT WAIT TO HEAR HIS VOICELINES

IM SOLD
FUCK

IM IN

wtf I love Microsoft now

welp I'm sold

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cerebritoos were suppose to be my shticku!

Imagine being the poor sods who have to follow that up with their weird ass ship game

4-26-2020

>t. seething snoygroid

That was so cute

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KOJIMA ON SUICIDE WATCH

Nobody cares

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KOJIMA BTFO BY POLACKS, CD PROJECT IS MY NEW FRIEND

CDPR WONNNNN! HOLY FUCK

>CINEMATIC PRERENDER - NO GAMEPLAY FOR CYBERPUNK 2077
CINEMATIC PRERENDER - NO GAMEPLAY FOR CYBERPUNK 2077
>CINEMATIC PRERENDER - NO GAMEPLAY FOR CYBERPUNK 2077
CINEMATIC PRERENDER - NO GAMEPLAY FOR CYBERPUNK 2077
>CINEMATIC PRERENDER - NO GAMEPLAY FOR CYBERPUNK 2077
CINEMATIC PRERENDER - NO GAMEPLAY FOR CYBERPUNK 2077

Gameplay?

Fuck Kojima
Gibe me based Keanu

BASED
BASED
BASED
I'M CUMMMIINNNG

he's one of the few anti jews who cares only about fans. he donates most of the money he gets, or flat out asks for less money if it can make a better movie.
I dont' care about hollywood, he's unironically based.

Based KINO Reeves

KOJIMA
WHERE
ARE
YOU

HAHAHAHAHAH

THEY GOT KEANU
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT

cringe

Keanu is the best I'm in.

celebrities in games are CRINGE

IT'S HIM IT'S THAT GUY

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Thank god it doesnt release 2019, dont rush that shit for gods sake..

>WOW IT'S AN AMERICAN ACTOR, I NOW MUST BUY THE GAME, SO HYPE!!!

Kojima comitting suicide in 3...2...1...

He can't possibly beat this game or Keanu.

Does this mean you can fuck Keanu in the game?

that looked so good

thats a cutscene not actual gameplay lol pepare for downgrade of the decade

>YOU'RE breathtaking!

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THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN

Cyberpunk 2077

Dropped. Fuck celebrities.

I think including him is dumb but Keanu is literally too charismatic I can't say anything bad about him

>ignoring the gameplay they showed
GET FUCKED Yea ForumsIRGIN SCHIZO HAHA

JOHNNY PNEUMONIC

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le epic cringe meme

How stoned was Keanu from 1 to 10?

Bros I couldn't tell, was the dude who died in the car with Yea Forums the partner from last year's gameplay?

I wish he was my friend IRL

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It's a Johnny Mnemonic connection

IT's not fair, solbros

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FROM A SCALE OF YEAH TO I'M THINKING HE'S BACK

HOW BACK IS MICROSOFT AND CDPR RIGHT NOW?

>keanu reddit
Cringe

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i am still waiting for the gameplay.

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>Keanu upstages the game he's promoting
Based Keanu

Topkek

HOLY SHIT BASED KEANU IS IN THE GAME

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Oh, Jesus, please yes, please yes. Aaa

KEANU ROMANCE CONFIRMED

>sun

Based Keanu won't make up for that trailer being awful cringe.

>Le edgy cursing.

16.4.2020

Fuck

It's Choose Your Own CGI-Movie

I CAN DIE NOW

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The only thing I got out of the trailer is that V's personality is canned and cinematic. This is supposed to be a sequel to a pen&paper RPG and its RPG elements are already worse than New Vegas.

I CLAPPED
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW KEANU

>literally only games, phil and keanu
how is this not the perfect conference?

keanu is the fucking coolest guy

I cried
1st playthrough with Nomads

>Kojimbo got cringey hollywood hasbeens
>CDPR got based Keanu

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WHAT GAMNEPLAY HAHAHA

What do you think is going through that John Wick obsessed shitposter's head right now?

Oh no. They ruined battletoads.

>not Johnny Pneumatic

cyberpunk is literally

>le edgy bleak near-future

JOHN WICK FROM FORTNITE IS GETTING HIS OWM GAME!!!

Same, man is an actual legend.

he was so drunk you could smell it over your computer

Yep, V is a retard and we would have to deal with it during the whole game

I'M GONNA SAY THE F WORD

Have sex

>60 yo Keanu
>not a has been
lol...

I'M SORRY CDPRSAMA

I'M SORRYYYYYYYYY

So the first few hours will be like this I guess
>Rescue the chick tutorial mission
>you have a bunch of starter abilities
>Do the drone mission
>get double crossed, jackie dies on the way
>Wake up in the junkyard at level 1

Hes just a side character. Who cares

Keanu is in Smash!?

Thats it, i'm playing female cahracter just to fuck Keanu

Day one buy

What did Kojima think of John Wick 3?

Johnny Silverhand is still alive?

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WAKE THE FUCK UP SAMURAI

Woah, this sh*t is f*cking amazing, f*ggots!

>no sun
Dropped.
Bladerunner ripoff

He's a hologram, look at the effects

BASED SCHIZO IGNORING THE GAMEPLAY

How many people will be boomers when Cyberpunk 2077 is out

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kojimbo btfo at his own game

>not a has been
correct

Keanu is the only celebrity in Hollywood who I unironically believe is a thoroughly good person

Love him

PLEASE F*UCK ME KEANU

Another full year of polishing the game, I have zero problems with that

other than marvelshit, wick is the biggesr franchise right now

Point at this retard and laugh

Giantess IN

shame all that money they spent on a celebrity they could have spent on improving the game. keanu is a cool guy though. still not buying

So they replaced the spic with keanu? I can dig it

Wtf I love sun now

I still think the game looks like shit.

I APOLOGIZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>will be
I don't know nigger, figure out how many of the boomers are dying by the year and there will be your answer.

How the fuck no one leak this?

...but can you romance him?

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>all these zoomers talking about "JO0N W1CK"
>none of my boomer-bros talking about the real relation

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ABSOLUTELY BASED

Kojima seething

We're literally Matrix now.

Pretty solid line up in movies tho. Did he fuck your bitch or something?

OHNONONONONO

>hollywood celeb
>good person
Lol no

I KNOW KUNG FU

Was he drunk?

We haven't even seen the game yet.

He is not american, retard

I KNOW THAT ACTOR
I AM CLAPPING

gameplay looks good

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Johnny Mnemonic's looking pretty sweet today.

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>"YOU'RE BREATHTAKING"

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We literally have retard

>hon hon hon le baguettes

based

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It comes out the next year

>How the fuck no one leak this?
but he did

Anyone else spot the laser whip from Johnny Mnemonic?

Never doubted GOTY 2020 for one picosecond. Haters and sunfags BTFO.

I actually made the onions face when he showed up, it's so embarassing

CDPR won.

Are you fucking retarded?

store.steampowered.com/app/1091500/Cyberpunk_2077/
store.steampowered.com/app/1091500/Cyberpunk_2077/
store.steampowered.com/app/1091500/Cyberpunk_2077/
store.steampowered.com/app/1091500/Cyberpunk_2077/
store.steampowered.com/app/1091500/Cyberpunk_2077/

Keanu never went away bro.

maybe 5-6 years ago before John Wick got him out of the gutter

based nonctrl+f user

YEAH IM THINKING HES BLACK

Genuinely the best thing to come out of a faggot E3

Johnny Fucking Mnemonic is alive somehow

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>John Wick is the winter soldier
Is this real life?

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That game will beat skyrim sales if you can actually hug keanu. No homo.

Here we go

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>Kojima and his pathetic collection of actors (except mads) got BTFO by a single man
How based can you get

IF I SEE THAT DAMN PANCAKE CAT ONE MORE TIME...

Kojima spotted

>Starts with nighttime
>Ends with Keanu

Haters eternally BTFO.

If only they'd also shown a sex scene with a woman so that one autist would shut up.

>April, 2020
Hold me, bros.

I'm sincerely sorry gentlemen, I humbly ask for your forgiveness and look forward to playing the game come April.
Cheers.

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damn, imagine all the units this game is gonna sell on PS4

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took me like 5min to get that pic

>Keanu as Johnny Silverhand
God I am in heaven.

The john wick movies are terrible.

Is Keanu the most /ourguy/ actor there is?

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Morgan Freeman

>Collector's edition with a statue
>Doesn't feature fucking Keanu Reeves but the generic PC
Pretty big waste

Dude that autist is in the other thread screeching about his obsession with fags. He literally cannot stop thinking about gay men having sex.

I AM SO SORRY! PREORDER NOW!

Yeah, I missed it

>mfw Microsoft actually saved gaming

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this

Didn't he die in Neuromancer?

imagine being the type of brainlet goyim cattle that gets excited by a "famous" actor in a video game

Guess you missed the 46 minute gameplay video.

Nah. Still gonna skip it.

he is

>Are you gay, gay gay, are you gay

same, end me

NO FUCKING GAMEPLAY
BUT HEY THERE'S THIS ACTOR LMAO BE IMPRESSED

for real tho Keanu is based, like that he's in

I wonder what he'll think when he becomes #1 "romanced" character in the game, for both genders.

>not buying it on GOG

Who’s this artist?

source on the character ?

yeah a ninja killed him

Seriously, why do people get exited over having actor's faces literally in games? The benefit of having character models is that you can make them look like their own thing, not to just see the same faces again and again

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=vTC7KyPMdEQ

damn user ur like sooooo smart, can you please plow my ass so i can have super-intelligent offspring?

Damn, your're cool

No, you're terrible.

I'VE GOT TO GET ON-LINE
I NEED
A COMPUTER

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Just imagine

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Anyone got a capture of Keanu going "check this out" and pointing to the screen? That thing is exploitable as hell

I used to like Keanu, but he has become such a fucking meme at this point that I can't stand him anymore.

>DUUUDE I'M KEANU REEVES!

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Johnny Silverhand is dead. That's just a halogram.

>Spic Jackie dies
>John Wick Keanu cameo
>Night Night City
>Epic gets a delayed release before GoG and Steam.
BBBBAAASSSEEEDD CDPR won

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I'll be dead before that though, so yeah. Have fun, user.

>Yea Forums
>not knowing Redman
lmao

""""""""""RPG""""""""""""

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I LOVE MOVIES AND MOVIE ACTORS

basedboywithopenmouth.jpg

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>Implying that's ever stopped anyone in cyberpunk

Shit meme reddit actor for real

i dont understand, is cyberpunk an xbox exclusive?

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woooow flight simulator.
meh.

sfm when?

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BASED

We're sorry, Mansoor

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Exploitable models

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Unironically apologizing right now

>tfw your squad consists of Keanu Reeves, Yeezus and Lady Gaga

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No

Nah you’re going to nonstop post about it 24/7 as a massive cope for getting utterly btfo

Dabbing on Epic is the best part.

>Valorie Curry never got a shower scene
God dammit, Cage.

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Another Flight simulator game

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>Kojima can only get the meme actor from TWD
>CDPR gets KEANU FUCKING REEVES
>Snoybois can only seethe
Based, Yea Forums eternally BTFO

Imagine getting as btfo as Gibson when mister cyberpunk himself, Keanu proves you wrong.

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So 2077 is supposed to have mod support, I foresee a future lawsuit where Keanu tries to sue CDPR for allowing an unflattering mod.

its a game where you play the role of a mercenary outlaw lmao learn 2 reeve

HIDEO & KOJIMA ABSOLUTELY BTFO

Gerald’s personality literally is canned and cinematic and they still did a good job of providing a sense of agency in TW3. No doubts they’ll manage it here with a blank slate

Its on all platforms besides switch.

Cyberpunk is not ex, user

Sorry user, but the sun is dead now.
If he's Johnny Silverhand like anons are saying I'm pretty sure he had a waifu.

>cybernetic holographic john wick
THE GODS HAVE ANSWERED

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>Lady Gaga in a cyperpunk game
It's strangely fitting

nice mobile game

On gog now

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Fuck. Came here to post this.

ER MAH GAWD A CELEBRITY IN MY GAAAAAYYYMMMMMEEEESSSS

>cod
>roleplay as a soldier shooting brownies
>rpg

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oh shit nevermind, i thought that general e3 thread

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Its still first person, therefore i will never play it.

No Russian? Strange.

now add taytay and it's GOTYAY

OMG A PERSON I RECOGNIZE THE GAME IS IMMEDIATELY BETTER AS A RESULT OR SOMETHING

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BASED

>greasy keanu x senran kagura snuff sfm porn
All I can imagine happening desu

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The fuck is that from

Cringe

Unironically a perfect fit for a cyberpunk game. The man is absolutely broken inside. Bless you CDPR for delivering us this kino.

they're going to fuck his face up with the in-game model, lmao

>52 dollars
Based

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it's there, I just took a pic of preorder incentives

Kojima also got Mads though, and that's actually pretty good.

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED THIISSSSS GAAAAME GODDAMIT Yea Forums

where's the gameplay?

The amount of retards on this godforsaken board.

Why is Cyberpunk shown during Xbox presentation?

Nigga Gibson said the demo looked better. Shitposters got BTFO long ago.

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i wonder how many will actually buy it from epic

xbox doesn't have games, so Microsoft has to rely on third-party multiplats to make themselves look good.

True patricians will buy this game on GoG. Steam is acceptable. I guess console is gonna console. If you buy on Epic you have weensy little faggot balls.

And oscar award winning guillermo del toro, and bond girl lea seydoux, and drive director nic refn, and lindsey wagner the bionic woman

this is just pure bliss

Snoys mad
Snoys mad

True, I cannot deny this. Keanu > Mads though.

i clapped when i saw it

>he still seething
Isn't he always talk shit about cyberpunk? He even trashed other writers after releasing his book.

Its multiplat you fucking idiot

I don't care what the Weebs say Goku sucks with a woman's voice.

BASED THANK YOU XBROS THANK YOU SO MUCH

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Johny Mnemonic, Matrix.

oh we have a live snoy over here!!!

based retard

Fucking based.

based retard

Why he was so drunk at stage? Its was kinda sad to watch.

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BASED FUTAFAG.

the support muh devs crowd have no game here, buy it from gog they get all of the money, egs is pointless in this case

Lel based

Be a cop

>Rick Ross is really in the game
Holy fucking shit pre-ordered. That's hilarious. I hope he does his ad-lib.

The post that brought me back to Yea Forums.

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED

KEANU = BASED

CDPR = BASED

It's John Wick,what's your point?

Nah sorry, Having Mark Wahlberg is just not enough for me. If it was Keanu Reeves i would get it, i mean, Speed and Point Break are classic cyberpunk movies so it would be a nice wink. Still wouldn´t be enough as it would still be a FPS instead of an RPG though.

Interesting premise for their 12 minutes game.

Fucking kino.

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Kys newfag

To be fair I'd be drunk if I had to go to E3 too

Guillermo isn't really in it (and probably not Refn either). It's a scan of his face and he's gonna be voiced by someone else.

>muh based

fucking pathetic

I'm so sorry, I just didn't know, actually hyped now

Nope. Still first person. Still no flying cars. Still daytime. Still pointless dialog options. One hollywood jew dicksucker isnt going to change that.

Sauce?

wtf what did I miss, I haven't been watching. Is literally Keanu Reeves in this?

yep i'm thinking cd projekt red is back

Is there a mainstream celeb as universally loved as Keanu?

It was always going to be awkward. He doesn't play games so this was all just a moneygrab for him, and the audience was screaming so much he really couldn't do anything anyway.

It was shown on xbox's presentation last year as well.

I know. But its still neat

Did you watch any of the trailers? because all that you mentioned is in the game you retarded faggot.

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HER STORY

HER ISSUES

HER WAR

IT'S ABOUT MEEEEEE

>tfw not going to make it

It hurts bros.

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its on steam though

Is it actually the same character?

yeah he was presenting the game

Yes. And he came out on stage like a fucking rockstar.

Brad Pitt?

yeah
i'm thinkin i'm black

Robin Williams maybe? I didn’t like him that much though

Go dilate

nuh-huh

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Is this confirmed?
I have a 1660.

THIS POST = BASED

And Kojima's consists of one b-list celeb and a bunch of tv "stars" and hasbeens. kek

>Keanu is onions now
I hope you die in a fucking fire.

Ryan Gosling.

faaaaake

>cutscenes
>hollywood celebs
>stiff mocapped animations
>fuckall gameplay
>handholding

Did you enjoy where western modern gaming got to, Yea Forums?

Im cringing this post irl

No idea but it would be rad if it was.

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OH NO NO NO
MY POTATO

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It's shame because Keanu fits much better in Death Strading universe than this generic FPS shotter.

They played the demo with those specs last year

HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT GUY FROM THE MOVIES
basedjak.png

I wish I could be as woke as all the people who seethe at the mere sight of someone famous.

Ok, good, I'll buy the game.

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Paul Rudd?

Im the One, Xbox One

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They haven't released minimum specs yet, these are based on the gameplay demo which is probably not optimized at all since that's one of the last things they typically work on during development.

Bros?

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>discord newfags trying to shitpost about based Keanu

Honestly, if it was anyone else, I wouldn't have cared. But Keanu is a cool dude that seems like he's having fun.

Enjoy your "shooting-walking" simulator.

based

>Still daytime.
Did you not see the same trailer?
>One hollywood jew dicksucker
kys holy shit.

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I rewatched this last week for the first time since the early 2000s.

It’s such an objectively bad yet subjectively great and soulful flick

sauce

Nah, Johnny Silverhand is a Cyberpunk 2020 character who is a rock star (aka Rockerboy archetype). In the early demo you could pick him as your childhood hero during character creation.

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Trailer was terrible.

Some people hate celebrity cameos but the game would probably be better if it went full Hollywood rather than following Generic McGenericface in neon Call of Duty.

Windows is microsoft

Johnny Silverhand, has to be.

OMG I LOVE MOVIES AND ACTORS YES YES YESSSSS BASED!!!!

I usually hate it but i make exceptions, like Keanu

Hey it's a Payday 2 crossover

>Video Games need celebrities to carry themselves.

How many pre-orders they get by today?
500k?

this but unironically

>shitposters are so desperate to be contrarian they'll shit on based Keanu now

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Then he's like what, a ghost in the shell type character?

preoprdered the instant i saw keanu

He's usually awkward during public events (interviews and the like), mainly because he's just a normal dude who likes acting

They're mentally diseased, like trannies but the opposite end.

Die

It's prob same 3-4 spamming same message over and over.

lmao fuck me >>>

Unfortunately yes, they would.

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>hype babbies are so desperate to fit in theyll go full s o y mouth for hollywood actor cashgrab inclusions

Yea Forums is a shithole

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we'll get this scene but with keanu as the hologram

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>wow it's an American actor
>Keanu Reeves was born, raised, and lives in Canada
>pick one

I just checked about this picture and I found out that it was took like 5 miles from where I do live

>He says as his mouth is agape at how proud he is of this awful bait

kek

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Post Keanu with loli

sorry

It'll be a motivational speech where he tells you how much you fucked up and tells you to go and fix it in an amazing speech.

>hollywood in my vidya

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Almost certainly. Jappy McJap was obsessed with using cybernetics to become immortal and it looks like silverhand got halfway there. The storyline is probably about you destroying/using/selling/giving away the immortality tech.

Wow keeanu sure attracts a lot of pretentious retards that thinks they know shit about people

Where's a webm of Keanu saying NO YOU'RE BREATHTAKING?

>he even trying to avoid filters
>for shitty one (You)

B-Bro?

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The gog.com description already kind of spoiled that particular plot point.

Why are you so quick to defend celebrities just because they are paid to act in movies made by jews?

Also Silverhand's ex-girlfriend famously invented a way to copy your brain to a computer (and then got kidnapped and had her invention used on herself before being murdered) so that could play into it.

>Killed off my best friend for a celebrity replacement

I hope its an alternative path
I dont want Jacki to die but I also want to side with Johnny

based, get a load of this samurai guy

Unironically this. I just want to hang out with him, go to the shooting range, grab some sandwiches or whatever.

I stopped taking Yea Forums seriously long ago, it's just a bunch of literal walking "In this moment I am euphoric" meme faggots, contrarian to anything. Everything is shit, except them ofcourse, they are just marvelous little orbs of misunderstood intellect.

fuck me this has me all excited

>I know nothing of the person i'm talking about, the post

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I'd rather play as him.

Man he really loved his bro. I bet the bed scene happens as a guy V too.

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holy shit what? Fucking Ubisoft would charge you double that and EA triple... wait wtf? this can't be the price

Based Kino Reeves

PHANTASY STAR 2

arnold

holy shit, we can have gay sex SFM movies of Keeanu

thats john wick from payday 2

You do know CDPR is a Polish company? Keanu is a hipster and told them he only drinks tap water. Well... you know the rest.

Kojima Seething lmao.

Based Keanu saving E3

kek

>can't even say 'family' because of how mu he hates it
>tries to meme capitalism into destroying family structure
Fuck off commie tranny faggot

Is it true that Vergeben leaked Keanu?

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>Kojimbo the faggot movie buff
>Has to settle for Norman Fetus and Mads TV-Starklson
>A bunch of Polish rednecks in a shack putting pixels together with needles
>Got fucking Keanu Reeves

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Lmao based polkeks. Kojima in shambles

Cool i guess, but the game still looks awful

I fucking knew that nigger fat fucks gonna fuck you over

I'm fucking hyped bros.

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What bed scene?

gameplay when?

I named my dick Keanu and I'd reckon he'd fit so much better in your ASSSSSSSSSSSSS

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1 year ago

>JIMMY PNEUMONIA

me 2
just preordered
on gog ofc

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most retarted shit i've ever seen how is anyone excited about this game

>that jarring feeling you get at seeing male V distraught at Jackie's death when we only saw female V be close with Jackie

Is this thread ironic? Do people really buy games because they have celebrities in them?

>all these newfags shitting on keanu
i just want you to know that i hate you all
i hate you all very much

>tries to meme capitalism into destroying family structure
Capitalism monetizes everything; food, friendship, families. Everything.
The meme is on us.

>>A bunch of Polish rednecks in a shack putting pixels together with needles
>>Got fucking Keanu Reeves
I'm dead... almost as much as Kojima.

>kekkai
based bros

It's just the same autists who have been shitting on CP2077 ever since it was announced.

I've heard that there will be some more, actual gameplay later. Is that true?

that's the summation of 90's action films

>when he was revealed the chat on youtube were all yelling JOHN WICK
>most of them didn't even know keanu's name

What are you talking about?
Mads is a bigger star than Keanu.
He's been a villain in James Bond, a villain in the MCU, the most succesful franchise in history and a main character in a Star Wars movie.
All Keanu has nowadays are the the John Wick movies.

I CLAPPED WHEB I SAW IT, JOHN WICK IS HELLA FR*CKEN EPIC

Would be really cool if they went through the scenario that happened in the trailer

It's Johnny Mnemonic you doofus

Keanu is a massive bitch. All he does is fuck shit up. Fuck Mr.Smi- I mean Mr.Reeves. Boomer-tier shit.

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behind closed doors and this time no release on utube