XBOX CONFERENCE IN 15 MINUTES
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Yeah...its gonna suck...
I'm on mixer nixxer
Shut THE FUCK UP TRANNY!
seething sonyfag
Drink every time you hear the word "service".
Post ass
I really like the countdown music, ngl.
There better be something worthwhile out of this xbros, you've been meming this shit for a while now. And I'll play it on my PC.
Dilate
hopefully doesnt focus on the boring exclusives
want new Assassins Creed announcement
Also that Twitch chat going ham, good lord.
can't wait lads, maybe will be something good.
Excuse me?
Who's ready for jet set radio 3?
Last 10 mins
Nixxer is significantly delayed. 30 seconds on my end.
i'm just here for multiplats
prepare to an dissappoint
Giving Giantbomb another chance.
Is thid the comfy no spam thread
?
Guess so, welcome fren
HERE WE GO XBROS
Haven't watched e3 with Yea Forums since maybe 2011 glad to be here famalams
Oh shit a countdown
outer words first?
>The Outer Worlds
YIKES
>Showing off a chink game
Socialism: The Game
Is this not Bioshock space edition
I mean, as a borderlands ripoff it really looks just fine
>muh ebil corporations
fuck off libtard cucks. get off our vidya
comfy thread > sticky
Looks like they're using gamebryo
more like this isn't fallout new vegas in space
>Creative director is a woman
Oof
Damn she's got broader shoulders than him
>our
You're no better than the people you're talking about, fuck off
>"creative" director is a woman
IMAJUN MY SHOCK
Mmmph mphmm oh what's that Mr Wilson? Oh s-sorry I'll watch the teeth mphmm mmmphm
>Multiplayer
Oh shit no
What happened to obsidian. Also fuck this ninja theory shit
another battle royale. yay.
man, outer worlds looks like shit.
also, that fucking tranny again of all places.
Oh look, MOBA shit.
Also Is there a Yea Forums synchtube to watch this in?
Thicc
This can't be happening bros. They were supposed to reveal Gundam vs Capcom.
Battleborn 2 looks great!
Goddamn it NT can't you just die already
i thought the TF2 clone fad ended with BR??
Oi m8 euy wahnt rahni to pin me down and plow me
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
IT'S EVEN FUNNIER THAN I EVER IMAGINED
IT'S SHIIITTT
whats that commissar deng? you mean I'll get an extra rice ration if I protest?
Is it a battle royale?
Yup, just what the market needed. More hero shooter arena games
You're best off with mixer since it streams fastest
who the fuck knows. they all look like same now.
Pls no selfies in my vidya guys
Ori looked cute I'd play it
At least Ori looks decent.
awwww
Artsy 2d platformers are kinda boring desu senpai
MINECRAFT 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>From the creators of Minecraft.
>"Minecraft!"
Fuck you ori is awesome
It's a pixelated pile of dung, next
Is this a Minecraft Diablo clone jfc
Minecraft 2??
Based Phil
>all the previews look nothing like they actually will in-game
Okay, now this is epic
>Minecraft has furry armor
Just what we needed
for mobile, am I right or am I right
>all those empty seats
That's what Ori looks like in-game to be fair
>Nobody claps for Minecraft
Ori, Ori is super kewt
actually doesnt sound that bad when you put it that way
who #teamxbox here?
Does anyone have this year's drinking game?
They were bought by Microsoft, and idk what that other user is talking about, Outer Worlds looks kickass
Goddamn all this fluff and filler he's saying
Baste
Also Phil Spencer is literally talking about fucking nothing
I thought this was Microsoft's comeback to make me by an Xbox 4
literally where
Swig everytime Phil says xbox
AND GAMERS...
RISE UP
How long is this shit? I'm going to be judging you xbros on how good this is or not.
Phil my ass with your cock
Oh boy, here comes the streaming shit.
what the fuck is he even talking about.
>Most creative
>Literally showed a sequel and Minicraft diablo skin just before and another fucking hero royal game
How long is this conference supposed to last?
>new era of creative possibilities
>ori rehash
>generic arpg with recycled minecraft assets
ok
I dont want to get day drunk though
>most energetic and engaging time ever for gaming
KEEEK. he's so full of shit like always. though since he's referring to backwards compatibility I forgive him.
True
G A Y M E R S
A
Y
M
E
R
S
join team xbox.
Sounds like next console will be social focused.
Like I said it looked like a borderlanes/Bioshock knockoff with new Vegas tech imo
6 hours
Streaming.
>Everyone can play wherever
DOWNLOAD OUR APP TO PLAY OUR GAMES ON YOUR PHONE RETARD DO IT DO IT DO IT
Now he's bragging about crossplay like MS wasn't the one that held crossplay back from existing between all platforms for the entirety of gen 6 and 7.
PHIL = BIG DICK ENERGY
>gaming is for everyone
oh fuck off with this sjw tranny bullshit
"To kinect everyone" kinect 3 4 real?
TIME TO TAKE DOWN GOVERNMENTS GAMERS!
Phil is not a good public speaker.
reminder 'from xbox games studios' does not mean exclusive
>Streaming
lmao
>gen 7
they backed away from it because psn got hacked and the wii online was more outdated than the dreamcast
games
>EA trash first
based, get this shit outta the way
Oh my god, MORE of this shitty Star Wars game?
Why does the crowd keep cheering and clapping, he's barely saying anything
It's literally being made with the help of the guy that made the OG Fallout, I'm pretty sure it won't be a soulless knockoff
>shart wars
what does this have to do with xbox
Star wars are for stinky nerds
"Jedi business", my ass
>star wars
nope
>More onions wars trash
>NEW CONSOLE INFORMATION >NEW CONSOLE INFORMATION >NEW CONSOLE INFORMATION >NEW CONSOLE INFORMATION >NEW CONSOLE INFORMATION >NEW CONSOLE INFORMATION >NEW CONSOLE INFORMATION >NEW CONSOLE INFORMATION >NEW CONSOLE INFORMATION >NEW CONSOLE INFORMATION >NEW CONSOLE INFORMATION
WE WUZ JEDI N SHIET
Uh oh, a black guy! time for Yea Forums to SEETHE
Why is xbones trailer better than EAs?
those guys get paid to do that user
If they made the combat faster it'd be 10x better and closer to Jedi Knight
Was that the black girl from Wolfenstein II? Looked EXACTLY the same holy fuck
It's wonky eyed Whittaker though
because even EA knows no one is watching their shitty press conference
Feels like God of War. Which is cool.
and actual dismemberment
Is this Silent Hills?
omg :OOO spooky game!!!
If this is alan wake 2 i'm buying an xbone.
For a second when I saw the dude in the distance I thought it was fucking James from silent hill 2.
alan wake is back baby
outlast garbage
Yeah, its Debra Wilson.
>A fucking Blair Witch game
Why?
>blair witch game
yikes
Hello.
That too.
NO SUN
it's night time!
lol WTF
jump scare the game
HERE WE GO
WE DID IT NIGHT BROS
How its hanging ace?
kino incoming
Same
Sunbros...
I thought you hated the new GoW game
NIGHT CONFIRMED
Yea Forums BTFO
>Blair Witch
what
that's something I guess but who the fuck asked for this
>rap music
what the fuck this isnt cyberpunk
>neon night city
ARE YOU HAPPY NERDS?
fuck the sun
>not playing as the kid
Wot
Also cyberpunk music in car sounded like that kid with down syndrome saying bekkfast
Oh no, another black guy!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I meant the older God of War.
Although I loved the new one.
night city... home
>beeeep
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
And people said MS doesn't censor.
Pretty well.
>2 nigs
dropped
Spic bro is dead
the fuck is this censorship?
WOAH WTF
>doom se on the doors
ok male v looks like a complete pussy
weren't you disapproving of the shift in gameplay?
Nice pic.
What you hoping to see this year?
why'd I move here? guess it was the weather...
Can someone explain why this is censored?
GO BEEP YOURSELF
ITS GTA 6
yea cyberpunk more cutscenes
Cool
probably because of the new rules twitch has now regarding swearing
At first. Having played it theres really not much of a difference aside from camera angle.
JOHN WICK CONFIRMED
HES FUCKING IN
THAT CENSORSHIP WAS RETARDED
BUT HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
THAT WAS KEANU REEVES
what the fuck
JOHN MOTHERFUCKING WICK
FUCKING KEANU
ah sheet jonh wick 4
>OMIGOD I LOVE JOHN WICK!
>Rick Ross is the bad guy
That's not very PC of you CDProjek.
HOLEEEE FUCK KEANU
BASED
FUCKING
KEANU
The same thing like in every E3. Just watching when I can and hope something interesting gets shown
It's actually depressing how many black people there are in video games now. Who the fuck asked for them?
WTFWTFWTFW KEANUE REEVES!!!!!!!
>Keanu
ITS KINO
HOLY SHIT
>censors swears
>keeps dismemberment and blood
KEANUUUUUUUUUUU
>Keanu Reeves
KEANUUUU REEVES WHAT THE FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Keanu???
WICK IS IN
KEAANU
was that fucking keanu reeves?
oh you have got to be fucking kidding me
XBOX FUCKING WON
Whoa.
I know kung fu.
Keanu oozes cool.
>Keanu
What the fuck man
my dying breath will be "i wish i were keanu"
>spent all the witcher 3 money on Neo.
It's going to disappoint, isn't it?
that bitch screaming sounds like she's 400 lbs
OH MY GOD IT'S KEANU REEVES
JOHN ****ING WICK!
HOLY SHIT KEANU IS FUCKING IN
HATERS BTFO
So now we have this happening.
Is he there just because he played the Dude Inside the Machine?
Happy Keanu is fucking weird
Xbox fucking won
>KEANU REEVES
XBOX WON
GET FUCKED NINTENDIES
Xbox fucking won. SONY ON SUICIDE WATCH
>keanu reeves distracted us from the fact that their is still no release date
Same here. At least Battletoads is a lock.
Where do I get keanus shirt?
IT'S OVER
XBOX HAS WON
BASED KEANU DOES IT AGAIN
He sounds like some fucking out of touch boomer
He did it for free m8
KINO REEVES IS BASED
CYBERPUNK 2077 IS SAVED
YOU'RE BREATH TAKING
For some reason this conference just got 100x better
Johnny Mnemonic himself. Pretty sweet.
you're breath taking user
He sort of is to be fair, just a likeable one
KEANU
FUCKING
REAVES
XBOX WON
Just got here, what has been happening, all multiplats?
WHERE ARE THE SHITPOSTERS NOW FAGGOTS
Keanu Reeves is too kino for video-game-playing virgins.
O shit, that fits Cyberpunk even more than Neo
yeah, xbox won
I fucking hate the audience.
fucking cringe
why does keanu live have more emoting ability than in any movie?
Bah, he'll always just be Theodore Logan.
Keanu is technically a boomer
4/16/2020!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>10 MONTHS
OHNONONONONONO
Hey, zoomer.
>not Neo
Fucking tripfags
He usually plays depressed characters
Keanu is cool and all, but he sound cheesy, like someone invited their dad to play video games
die alone and without happiness. it's already sealed.
>Another 10 months wait
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
I CANT BELIEVE KEANU IS FUCKING IN
Is there anything coming out this year?
cringekino is back on the menu
THIS is the followup to keanu appearing on stage. Great flow you got there Microsoft.
>hugging reindeers
get this furry shit outta here
ok this looks dumb
>deer girl
Porn in 3...2...
you were saying??
Aw shit. It's cheap indie time
you will never have a dad as cool as keanu
OOh my god, you can hug the furry!
Are people really that giddy over a fucking fortnite developer? I know he's hot but Fortnite is crap
>A nigger furry
Consider me intrigued
Another boring indie 2d shit. The developers must feel pretty shit about their premiere being right after the amazing Cyberpunk showcase.
>ANOTHER
>FUCKING
>BLACK PERSON
>furshit
This indie shit actually looks cute might buy
oh shit
can't wait for the porn
FUCKING BATTLETOADS BOYS
i'm liking this 2D artstyle
I'll be 30 when Cyberpunk 2077 is out
I'll be peek performing boomer
Comfy and furry pilled
B A T T L E T O A D S
He's hammered
weak bait m8
fortnite is crap though
FUCKING BATTLETOADS
music was pretty good
Keanu will be the only good thing about this...
>keanu in cyberpunk
LEAK CONFIRMED, SOMEONE POST THE LEAK
>Seething
oh god battle toads
he is, user. He's almost 55 years old
I mean I'll play it and hope it's fun but that art is ugly as fuck.
BATTLETOADS BABY
what is this gay frog shit
>that artstyle
Soulless Toads
Time for nonstop indie shit
We need more old beat-em-up revivals
>all this indie kusoge
oh no no
i think xbawks is dead bros
Why does this look better animated that nuStreets of Rage
Will this game beat Paper Mario?
with good 2D art/sprites
yes i second this
Fuck yeah, Battletoads.
WOW THIS LOOKS EPIC
Indie kino right here
Yea Forums eternally BTFO by CDPR
>keanu reeves and battletoads
>only been 30 min of a 2 hr press conference
holy shit this might be the greatest e3 ever
probably a quick 5 hour to beat game but that was pretty nice looking.
the music sounds like the dragon quest theme being played by a middle school student orchestra
BUT user
60 GAMES THEY PLUCKED RIGHT OFF THE STEAM "COMING NOW" PAGE!
THEY'RE WINNING E3
All these cute games
>game that looks like its made out of materials
I need a screenshot please.
Cute succ
For a short moment the conference was a million times better
IMAGINE BEING A GAME DEV THEN LOOKING AT THE TWITCH CHAT SPAMMING RESIDENT SLEEPER
Save some cake for me.
>60 games
>59 are indie trash
BOND BURGER
>game pass
Yikes
that battletoads looked pretty shit, the artstyle seems like the most generic flash type shit. I can only hope it's actually difficult.
WE
WUZ
XBOX EXECUTIVES N SHIET
is captcha being butt for anyone else??
shit taste tbqh
wtf I want to racemix now
So far Keanu was the best thing about this shitshow.
kind of glad i tuned into this my last two months have been bad
>people calling Battletoads indie
I'm gonna be the man of honor and YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT
This makes Yea Forums go ballistic.
>Ori
>CP2077 with Keanu
>Battletoads
I'm happy.
whats up with E3 and these light skinned black women
This lady looks so awkward when she has to let the crowd react
>black girl in leather jacket
yep she fucks white guys
PC GAMERS RISE UP
>That
>Light-skinned
Uwotm8?
that's zoomzooms and casuals for you.
Halo stuff when?
XBOX-PC ALLIANCE GROWS MORE
PC WINS AGAIN
I dunno but why the fuck my peepee hard
I know, when are the gonna show their black assholes
Holy shit! Now I can pay a subscription to pay PC games too?!?
PC pass is not a bad idea actually
>EMP-ER-ATOR
yikes
WE
FUCKING
WON
PCBROS
Microsoft always wins baby
Why is it called Football Manager when it's about Soccer???
>Football Manager
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
At the end
Only if it gets Battleotads and Rare Replay.
except you'd be forced to use MS store which is TRASH
Are they supposed to just give you the games for free or something
I love Xbox
BABY WANT CHOCOLATE MILK
>Football Manager
FUCK YES FINALLY
>that short WHOO
>face all awkward
fucking kek.
how the fuck did xbox win AGAIN
WE FUCKING WON XBROS
THIS WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR CENTURIES
i dont understand are many of these games already available on pc
>PC pass today
OH FUCK
they should just do it like this for now on, a subscription service like spotify
no more pre ordering and pay full price for games
are you game game game game, Yea Forums?
female SJW cringe
FOOTBALL MANAGER 2019
BLOODY YEEEEEEESSSSSSS
X B O X W O N
B
O
X
W
O
N
phil ALWAYS wins, user
fucking finally they combined gold with game pass
you didn't hear it from me but they're announcing a new Elite Controller today
>no additional charge
HOLY SHIT WE FUCKING DID IT XBRONIES
ONE DOLLA!!
JFC Ps+ murdered
>$1
too much for me
I just got here. What has been showcased so far?
Game pass lets you play all of them without paying anything other than the gamepass price. So 10 dollars to play 100+ games.
Time to take the boys to the Premier League
MICROSOFT FLIGHT SIMUALTOR
>Using E3 to announce flight sims
What?
>FLIGHT SIMULATOR
FUCKING B A S E D
So is the pc game pass w10 only?
>flight sim at e3
this is so early 2000's i fucking LOVE IT
that's a fucking music from da vinci's code what the fuck
I'm pretty gaym gaym gaym gaym
FLIGHT SIMULATOR
Must be Forza.
Knew it was coming.
>flight simulator
Xbox is actually winning. What the hell?
x flight
9-11 now
>football manager
>4k flight simulator
yea Xbox won
Flight Simulator with a fucking pad.
>cyberpunk 2077
I sleep
>Flgiht Simulator
REAL SHIT
holy shit their bringing back flight simulator
>plane simulator
get Limmy on it
>MFS
Comfy
Unironically better than Ace Combat
HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THIS IS FUCKING BASED
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT WAS FLIGHT SIMULATOR
>FS is back
OH SHIT
>New Flight Simulator
I don't want to leave Windows 7
>you can start today
>store is broken
MICROSOFT!!!!!
Keanu 2077
>aoe 2 remake
>flight simulator reboot
yeah, im thinking microsoft won
FLIGHT SIM IS BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
4 GODDAMN K
That's a reboot I can get behind
>Flight Simulator
The dream has FINALLY been reached!
>tfw tottenham
>flight simulator on the big stage
yeah....im thinking their based
"It was an age of empires two, definitive edition"
Genuinely happy that Flight Simulator is finally getting more games so now we'll get more traffic controller kino.
microsoft son
>Flight Simulator
>Age of Empires
90s MICROSOFT IS BACK BABYYYYYYYYY
>AMERICAN SIMULATOR
FUCK YES FINALLY A NEW FLIGHT SIM
I AM SCREAMING:
XBOX WON
>yet another post apoc America
lame
I don't recall that in my history books
It's so fucking overdone
BOOTY IS HERE
HERE WE GO LADS
>MATT BOOTY
>>>>BOOTY
>Matt Booty
>BOOTY
>matt booty
>nobody clapped for wasteland 3
lol shit
>Matt Booty
>Matt Booty
he looks like a substitute teacher
BASED BOOTY
>mah booty
>booty
Hehehe
Hehe. Booty.
XBOX GOT THE BOOTY
Booty on the head of xbox
>WASTELAND 3 is now a meme game
Great.
>Booty
>matt booty
they are taking this pride month thing too far
post booty for matt booty
Booty xD
... it's weird to see the Xbox conference to be so heavily focused on actual games.
>DOUBLEFINE
3 POINT 3
Matt BOOTY
>that new battletoads
What the fuck, it looks like ass.
>YOU PAY TWICE
Keanu is in Cyberpunk 2077, the trailer was mostly at night, it was a male PC and he shoots two nigs, shitposters and snoygoys are on suicide watch.
>Double Fine
Well, they been dead for a while. I guess this is their final nail.
>doublefine
I sleep.
>Buying Double Fine
MICROSOFT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Tim Schafer
Oh god no
Hahaha, Double Fine offsetting their debt/terrible financial management to Microsoft. Not even making fun, Schafer's scheming through the years is hilarious.
>double fine
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTT
>doublefine
fucking knew it. phil spoiled it with his shirt already.
>double fine
lmao and people are hyped for that?
There's a reason they're called double fine they double the fucking fines you pay on misused licenses. Dumb cunts.
>Letting conman's western version on the stage
Fools.
jack black looks like shit wow
>doublefine
unironically shaking my head
Hello, Mr. Neckbeard
HE LOOKS LIKE GABE NEWELL
YIKES
crinfe
You dropped this lad, maybe your U23's will win the Checkatrade one day
t. shawyn layden
EXCEL SIMULATOR BY DOUBLEFINE CONFIRMED
>Microsoft literally burning money
Isn't that illegal in the US?
Ha, you tell em Tim.
MR SHITFACE
TIM SHITHEAD!!
HE'S SO FAT NOW
look at him rubbing his hands. fresh money to waste.
All the con artists are assembling under one roof. How amazing .
shafe unironically saying "yeah we'll take your money, whatever"
Fuck me, this game is ugly
Oh hey, Psychonauts 2 is FINALLY coming out after like 6 fucking years.
Oh look its that mediocre game some people pretend to like.
WHERE'S YOUR SOCKPUPPET TIM
THE LEAKS ARE FUCKING REAL MICROSOFT FUCKING PLATNIUM GAMES
>THE LEAKS ARE FUCKING REAL MICROSOFT FUCKING PLATNIUM GAMES
THE LEAKS ARE FUCKING REAL MICROSOFT FUCKING PLATNIUM GAMES
>THE LEAKS ARE FUCKING REAL MICROSOFT FUCKING PLATNIUM GAMES
looks like shit
why did anyone like psychonauts
STARWARS, AGAIN
>more soi wars crap
Wasteland was always a meme series
>Guys we made too many bad games what do we do
>*Gets bought by Microsoft*
>Okay now to make a good game
I like the fat guy's beard
I liked Psychonauts personally.
I haven't played it in over a decade though
OH FUCK LEGO STAR WARS
Because it was a genuinely great platformer.
Fuck off zoomer
>that pathetic applause
>more star wars
ANOTHER STAR WARS PIECE OF SHIT
>more star trash
Its crazy that it hasn't been an hour. Still over an hour left in this conference. I think they will do a 10 minute gameplay demo at some point
>world premiere
>it's based
every time bros
Thanks, Doc
Bruh
Lego Rey is cute! Cute!
Sweet, that Lego game looks good.
>The Skywalker Saga
Psychonauts looks so ugly
sticky is moving too fast
Why is this shit in Japanese?
wew, actual stuff.
based DB. based dead yamcha's pose.
THESE GAMES STINK
ahem...
Apologize
>another retelling of the same story
Don't people get tired of this shit?
uh why does goku sound like that in japan??
Does this Dragon Ball game only go up to the Frieza saga or something?
It's fun, it feels like playing a cartoon
I will never not hate gokus original voice.
why do they all sound like they havent hit puberty?
>Dragonball game number 1251412534 retelling the same old story
because the English dub sucks ass
>Next gen Sagas
I really really fucking it doesn't end up as shit
Neat.
>interactive thriller
yikes
Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Saiyan Storm?
is Epic paying them, so they also release it on the EGS?
>interactive thriller
Uhh
>time loop shit
Yes, I like this gimmick.
This
Fuck DBZ's sub
this guy
Is this a creepy a game?
then who was door
groundhog day/edge of tomorrow the game
Is this Groundhog Day?
>interactive thriller
BASED
>domestic violence sim
W8 wot?
But who was not-47
That camera angle is garbage.
Microsoft won
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Did you not understand the trailer? Let's remind you of what it is at the end, just in case.
>knows exactly whats going to happen
>still gets his ass handed to him
Sounds like you don't have the brain for kino.
this is making me dizzy
Awwww, look at the cute deer...
I like the music at least
is low poly taking over finally??
Cute
CUTE
more dE3rs
Any Anthem news, lads? Will BioWare be at Xbox conference?
the works of the one who consorts whit the beast!!!
That music goes
Is this goat sim?
>walking simulator but with deer
I am unironically going to play this and like it.
>Bambi simulator
STOP DOING DRUGS, THOT
gears and billie eyelash
who is this game for?
>Gears
Who cares.
that music please no
MY WIFE KAIT
Is this more Billie Eilish shit?
nu gears looks so fucking gay
Bioware had a mass suicide didn't you hear?
TEARS 5
INDUSTRY PLANT
What the fuck is this? I don't want to play a fucking video game where your play as a god damn deer.
What an absolutely shit trailer.
BREDING CAMPS TIME!!
PINCHE GUEY LA RETA AL GIRS
I want my muscular beefcake dudebro game back
This Gears trailer is meaningless to me.
Lmao artistic games were a mistake.
>no clapping
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>not wanting to annihilate a city with lyme disease
BIG ROD
Deers > Gears
:-(
Damn straight.
and also fuck Epic
Too pretentious for me.
this gears trailer had better music than the deershit bleepshit
new thread?
THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE
same, looks great
Hmm, farts and fire
What's happening
oh shit is this ISIS
>That transition
Lee Everett?
>showing someone puking blood is okay but swearing is a no no
>Lil John
kek
another event ruined by women
>more blacks
What the fuck is this shitty Crazy Train mix?
That black man has a sick haircut
>went after the n*gger first
based
EQUAL RIGHTS
BASED BLACK PEOPLE
>America
Not really surprising desu
Cliff blesinski is under the stage trying to set his bomb off
My friends.
compare this trailer to this one
youtube.com
this is awful
I'm more offended by this butchering of 'Crazy Train'.
I loved the first Gears but it never seemed to really need sequels. The story and universe are garbage tier. Like, who gives a shit?
Hip-hop is too much for Yea Forums incels to handle.
it was a different time
Swearing creates incels. Like we need more of them.
I AM LIGHTNING... RAIN TRANSFORMED
>crazy train was good in the first place
Yuck
no one cares boomer
>The story and universe are garbage tier
I think it's quite good, it's 40k lite.
AY AY AY AY
i care