1 hour and a half until E3

I bought root beer, lemonade, coke, captain morgan, gin, and ginger beer to last my from saturday until thursday.

For food, I bought a lot of sandwich stuff.

I'm not eatting snacks. just drinking Whisky in tiny faggy glasses with no ice really wish i had some Ice

Crackers and my favourite, bangs root bear

For me it's the Bangs old thyme flavored french root beer

Rate my Yea Forumsiew anons

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based r/childfree life user!

I have two kids user.

where can i get a stream without paid shill sóyboy sycophant hosts?

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im sorry

Vinesauce if you want too chill

comfy theatre

What the fuck do you mean? It doesn't start until Tuesday!

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im watching it with robert
twitch.tv/robbaz

Damn you really fucked that bitch's pussy up didn't you? is she hot? does she have big tits and ass? tell me how you nuked her from orbit.

>a great pizza with like a billion toppings
>salted peanuts
>bohemia potato chips (yes i am a czechfag)
>fruit juice

anons this is gonna be great

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doritos jacled ranched dipped hot wings
salt and vinegar chips
and slimjims

Same, my old man had one. I literally saw this thing at a random Delhi 2 weeks ago.

What did you put inside?

Comfy, I ordered pizza to watch this with my bros but if I was alone I would've made a couple of these.

did the user make the Squilliam collage vid?

Kind of a bad photo, but these are the snacks for the entirety of E3

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Just ham and cheese
Why not both?

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>coke orange vanilla

My absolute nigga

I have no visitation right though.
Have sex

>codered

Based.

Shits nice

>entirety of E3
But user E3 is like 3 or 4 days. Thats not enough snacks.

I'm surprised danny is there from all of his terrible comments about women

>no visitation rights
How do you fuck up this hard during divorce proceedings?

Where can I see a schedule? I don't wanna watch shit I don't care about

I can't eat nearly enough junk food without feeling sick anymore, so I should be fine I hope

google it

He should've Joined Islam.

My ex wife fucked the judge.

>HAHA LOOK MOM, I POSTED SQUIDWARD DYING AGAIN

Next hour xbox conference.

ign.com/wikis/e3/E3_2019_Schedule:_Live_Streams_and_Press_Conferences

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Who else Pizzeti Chad here?

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Based bangs poster

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IT'S ALMOST TIME

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Ouch

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Was it Judge Tyrone?

He apologized on the stream earlier

>younger brother going over friends house so now he can't shit up my internet during the stream
Now that's what I call EBIN

What was held against me was a night a spent in jail for attempted robbery which she did as well because we did the thing at 16 together. America is fucked up in so many ways.

What strain you guys smoking for the MS conference? Pic related

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IT'S TIME

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>1 hour

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DUUUUDE

DUDE WEED HAHAHA

LMAO

>Easy mode
>take asip each time "actual gameplay footgae " appear

Last year was only gameplay? I would fucking die from alc poisening

HAHAHAHA WEED!

>Squidward
That's Squilliam, you stupid cocksucking cunt.

>Drugs
The only drug I'm on is Claritin for the fucking pollen apocalypse going on right now

Thanks familia

dude... WEED lmao

>SQUIDWARD

Based and redpilled.

Underage and seething

>tfw cutting down on usual E3 snacks so I stop being skinnyfat
Just a small bag of popcorn for this

Grow up

HAHAHA Relax brahs! Just smoke this joint and chill! HAHAHA!

Based. I eat pesto and cheese toasties regularly. You should try it

Breakfast cereal and a cup of tea, it's fucking 6 in the morning when it comes on

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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE

LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED

LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA

inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Microsoft = Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos
Ubisoft = Onions Milk
Bethesda = ?
Square Enix = Sushi
Nintendo = ?

Still trying to decide what to eat/drink for bethesda and nintendo

>normal mode
>sip whenever "world premiere" or "exclusive" is mentioned
>last years this was mentioned at least for each title once, if not multiple times for a single title
>die due to alk poisoning in shame because normal mode was already to much for you
so this is how I go, huh?

btw does the pre stream start then or the real stream?

Not brown enough, but still pretty good.

pre-stream has already started

For me it's gonna be some healthy salad you fat fucks

>less than one hour left

LAST MINUTE HOPES AND DREAMS?

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DUUUUUDE IM SO BLOOWNN XD

Hitting my brothers cannibis oil thing a few times

give link to stream or your mum dies in her sleep

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once, just once I'd like to have an E3 where there were no shit shows. Where you actually have to evaluate based on your own preferences which show was the best, not because one show just blew everyone away while another is equal to taking a shit on stage and leaving

If the oil makes you high then someone is being tricked.

I'd still like an update on AoE4.

Dem legs

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>lights go down
>long silence
>excites in the room rises like when the rock came back to wwe
>silence is broken by youtube.com/watch?v=CDFAxAymNmA

Black licorice for Bethesda

something good and gameplay to be honest, but i expect nothing and i still be let down.

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It's almost time

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All alone at work with the fridge to myself
*sip*

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Amazing taste in soda. Too bad your amazing taste in soda is ruined by your dogshit tastes in candy.

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GAUNTLET DARK LEGACY REMASTER WHEN

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>ourguy jessie at the top
based and whatupguyspilled

Holy shit, what the fuck is up with all the pollen this year? There's so much fucking pollen that I have to turn on my windshield every morning just so I can see. I don't remember there being this much pollen last year.

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why are americans so sensitive to shit like pollen. Maybe you should've played around in mud when u were kids to build immunity to such shit.

>still building forts and anticipating an event that hasn't been good in a half-decade

ahem

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*coughs loudly* DUUUUDE

>all that liquid sugary diarrhea and no booze

You can't even imagine how fucking happy that would make me.

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Thank you Danger Dog

I'm not sensitive to it, I just fucking hate waking up every morning to see my car and my grill covered in a thick dogshit mustard yellow powder.

what happened with the forts? why did we stop making them?

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Spilled a bit :)

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>no Sony
Yawn this will be the worst E3 ever

I did that. Then I moved somewhere else as an adult and haven't done enough mud playing in my 30s

Too lazy and E3 became less iconic with fewer and fewer live press events.

Americans are such weak pozzed bitches. No wonder they are all trannies and manlets with their shitty mutt genes

americans get stuff like this because they live in a sterile environment so their immune system is weak.

Does anyone remember the site that showed alle games/news? It listed everything in squares that you could click for videos and colored them according to their conference. Something easy like e3.com was it.

allergies come from immune systems being too strong user

Third parties who would normally be 50/50 Microsoft/Sony will just show shit at MS event, if not Ubisoft, Square, etc.

Only shit missing would be PS exclusives not made/published by Square Enix. Which is pretty much nothing at the moment

Lmao no they don’t you retard

>steve in the audience
>banjo isnt there
based, he's behind stage getting ready for his big return

Well that sucks for you

Square Enix will show off Avengers and Dying Light 2, pretty hyped for that tbqh.

Skipping Microsoft to go see Godzilla with my little bro.

Afterwards grabbing a buffalo chicken za' and watching Todd Howard make it all ok again

good boy

unlike europe they didn't cut down all of the trees so pollen can still be an issue

>t. Todd Howard

>power knocked out for 2 hours now due to weak thunderstorm
>no sign of it being restored any time soon
Fuck Florida

Remember there are kids on this board who are actually scared to go try weed

>Family Guy

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Maybe I’m out of the loop but I thought e3 didn’t start until Tuesday right? I thought it was June 11th and Nintendo was gonna be that day right? What’s all this y’all about Xbox showing things today?

I can't eat snacks because I recently had 93% of my stomach removed. I miss snacking on popcorn and spicy pork rinds while watching E3 bros.

>Live in the Australia of the USA
>Expect things to not be shit
I don't know what to say user.

Any Texans here having your usual snack?

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DUUUDE LMAOO

Just gonna eat a protein bar.

I AM SO READY

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Dude weed so scary woah hardcore drug

ign girl is cute

Pre Cancellation family guy is kino.

I expect our infrastructure to be able to deal with the daily thunderstorm we get in the summer but fuck me I guess

Just got a 30 pack of yuengling and some of the BOYS. Time for a comfy e3.

whatever my mom makes
hopefully pot roast or spaghetti

fuck dude, don't eat everything at once

avocados, nice, seriouly that is very healthy user

I’m high as fuck right now playing ace attorney bro but for real what’s happening today? I thought e3 was Tuesday through thursday

Which one? I want both of them to get Blacked

>TFW Texan

Wut

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Just suck and chew on things and spit them right back out.
Problem solved.

This.
Family Guy was great before it became a meta shitfest of the worst kind.
It's slowly crept in to American Dad as well.

beef patty
iced tea
beer
liquor for the drinking game

t. fake Texan

>that is very healthy user
enjoy being skinny-fat

one in the white dress is a qt, one on the right has hot legs, definitely the ideal stream rn

any e3 drinking games going on?

what drinking game?

I don't want to die, so no. The game has gotten much too dangerous.

>be good looking girl who likes video games
>instant hire at IGN
Not fair

It's pre-cancellation FG is below average. And this is coming from someone who got all the DVDs back in the day and watched them a regrettable amount of times

Comfy.

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Super market sushi and beer

It's sure user.

>Gears of War
Anyone even care about that series anymore?

looks will get you anywhere male or female user

i've decided to double it up and make a cup of rice and put 4 eggs in it this time

I hate that avocados got memed into a hipster snack, they go with so much food so well

My stomach hurts and the sweet allure of napping calls to me.

Go on without me, Bros

> dude, weed, im so cool XD

I used to bring them in to school and watch them.
In computing class my monitor was facing away the teacher.
Even if he did come over though, I wrote a hotkey in Autohotkey to automatically pause and minimize the player.
Good times.

See

Honeypops and apple cider

I don´t get why people like them so much. I always choke and almost puke after eating them.

Surprised the list of reveals hasn't leaked yet. Usually happens this time every year.

Not really in the video games related industry unless you are a cute girl

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> dude, weed, im a boss >:)

Get well soon user

>comfiest Yea Forums time of the year has arrived
Based and comfy

We got a few, but either they finally hid it well, or there really isn’t anything coming besides Froms game.

anyone watching comfy theatre

this shit is hilarious and kino

IT'S ALMOST FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's supposed to be mixed with something, serves as sort of base, by itself it's fucking inedible

why is it offline for me?

Sony Chads represent

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LMAO

This semen demon on IGN stream is fine af

I used Comfytheater's Microsoft drinking game card on hard mode 2 years ago and almost died because of a "take a shot every time they say 4K" rule.

I once mixed them with salt, pepper and lime juice and it was even more horrific

I did do that, in fact I once covered my face in mud as a child because me and my sister were pretending to go undercover as blacks in africa.

Does beer and ice creams counts as "snack"?

Downed some Pepsi and some gold fish, currently watching Jim's stream.

Try mixing it with feta cheese and dried tomatos, it's pretty good

No Snacks, had Sloppy Joes and Corn for Dinner.
E3 REMINDER TO STAY HYDRATED ANONS!

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For me it's deli sliced applewood smoked ham with aged jalapeno-cheddar jack on california sourdough

make you go to the correct page.

its under e3 stream, not film

Sounds extremely dry

Does VRchat have any E3 streams?

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>don't even go to e3
>still win

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>Bud Spencer and Terrance Hill chips
Mein Neger.

well i i eat pussy every day but i never tried it fried

nah google lied to you. its saturday-tuesday. that just public floor bullshit no one cares about

sounds like you are a novie sandwhich maker young one. the brine of the applewood smoked ham is more than enough saturation for this type of sandwich.

Currently Grilling some Turkey Burgers.
Probably have some sweet tea with a bit of lemonade added.

>putting junpei next to terry,
>not junpei iori next to iori

i've had horse pussy before. just not with my mouth

Show us some god damn multiplats Microcucks, no one gives a fuck about the Shitbox

now that i think about it what kind of person names his company mirco and soft