Mom enters my room while I'm playing as a female character

Cum in her panties to get even

based and mommypilled

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Do you not have any IRL friends Thomas? Haha

>playing Skyrim
>gf walks in
>”where are all the porn mods, user?”
And then I alt+deleted out of Sims as fast as I could.

Her son reminds her of the beta numale ex-husband she left to ride the cock-carousel. He wants him to suffer and slowly die, so her future children from better men can have a better life
Like how lionesses let the alpha male murder her cubs

Frankly, your mom is pretty based user.

word.

>mom enters my room while I'm playing as a loli character
>"Why are you beating up a child in this game?"
>Explain to her that I am not beating up the child but playing as her
>"Why do they make violent games with children?"

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>living alone and winning my own money
>no one ask shit about what I'm doing

>living with your parents
I have a good relationship with my parents but moving out is the best thing I've ever done.

>mom sees me play Persona
>explain to her that you can romance the other characters
>Aren't they schoolgirls?
>Yeah
>I think you should be going for women your age, user
>Why?
>she can't answer and leaves
>mfw

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>mom walks into my room while I'm playing Fallout 3 and sees me stacking dozens of bodies on top of each other after killing all the NPCs in a town
>"user please don't become a serial killer"

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>playing RDR 1
>dad walks in
>he is immediately drawn to it and impressed seeing all the cowboy tropes he's familiar with from childhood
>watches me play for a while and says "that looks awesome"
I was very surprised as he never showed any interest in video games before

Whats next user, gonna get caught wearing girl clothes or something haha?

Also this

>mom enters my room
>doesn't matter what is on my screen because I'm an adult

You aren't "winning" any money, you're wageslaving away for it like a cuckold.

>Playing dantes inferno
>Mom watching me play
>Girl moans, bends over backwards, and beast slings out if her vagina
>Mom walks away

Shwle never spoke of it

Yeah no shit, why do you think I'm whacking it off? Dumb cunt.

the chad mom and the virgin virgin

Why? Some people deserve scorn. If I had a son I was ashamed of I'd probably let him know too.

>basic independent survival is cuckoldry

>Play Dante's Inferno
>Fighting against Satan
>mom sits down and watches me play

>can't handle the bantz from his own mom
no wonder your dad left. stop being such a giant pussy

your mom sounds pretty cool i'd play games with her

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>having parents who pay attention to you

Why did you neglect to mention the mc is the same age as them?

>try to show my dad cowboy stuff in vidya to get him into vidya since he likes western movies
>he leaves after a minute annoyed that he spent a minute watching a video game
>even when I get a single action revolver irl and offer to let him shoot it he doesn't want to
>he just wants to sit in a chair and sleep all day and occasionally wake up to watch football
Fucking old boomer

>sit down for five seconds to play videogames
>wife walks in
>WHY YOU NO WORKIN
>BABY NEED SHOE HE GO BE DOCTOR
>YOU GO WORK NOW MAKE MONEY FO ME AND BABY
>mfw

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Go dilate you fucking faggot

>mom enters room
>wonder what the fuck is wrong because that never happens

Who the fuck did you marry?

>married an asian
hahaha holy fuck he actually fell for it

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nice fake store

>buy my dad's favourite movie on DVD
>Why did you buy this, user, you know you can just download movies for free online, right?

>buy my dad Witcher because used to like WRPGs when I was a kid
>ten years later
>Hey user have you heard of Witcher? It's pretty cool
>he means Witcher 3, and the copy I bought him is still unopened

Fuck you dad

Your mom sounds cool user. It's a shame her son is such a massive faggot.

at this point your best option is to play dorf fort without a tileset and pretend to be day trading

>a-are you winning son?

Yeah, go fuck yourself, you don't know anything

based dad not falling for nostalgia memes

>living with your mom

umm, you know this is an 18+ website right?

> mom abandoned me my brother and my dad.
> dad raised us best as he could
> just guys in the house so no one gives a shit about anything everyone knows to knock before entering any door.
> video games everywhere every day.
> life was just chill.

>he thinks current generation leaves the house and get a job at 16

I married a blue eyed white woman and shes fucking great.
>cooks
>isnt a cunt
>supports me in whatever the hell im doing
>years of marriage and not a single major argument
>not forced to anything i dont want to
>active fun sex life
So glad I dont take advice from memes. Your kids are gonna be ugly school shooters.

>tfw your dad walked in the middle of the night as you was masturbating and caught your right in the middle of it

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Suspicious lack of mention of children

Holy shit user. Just kill yourself

you know it's summer right?

oh yeah i forgot to add my kids are going to bully the shit out of your freak hybrid deformed kids
is that what you needed to hear?

I'm 31 and I still live with my Mom

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A mom is fine too

>tfw 27 and still live with mom
At least I got a normal job now in a few months I can finally be renting

>having a mom

I turn 21 this month
I look forward to becoming an alcoholic in my mom's basement

>tfw 25
it's coming

>not having two moms
It was pretty great, except when they put cigarettes out on my foreskin

haha, enjoy user

its hell

Your mom is insecure and feels a subconscious need to talk down to others to elevate herself.
Most people are like this.
Either don't give a fuck or ask her to stop doing it, risking that she takes this request personally.

not him but I married an asian. I fell for the meme

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anyone else feels like they failed in life as a basic human being?

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5 years ago?
hope he's doing better

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28 here. My excuse is that I live in a poor third world shithole but most people start living alone at this age so I'm at the limit with nothing to show.

neck yourself failed normie

I'm sweating from just thinking I can end up like this

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What game was he playing?

Living on your own is a meme. It makes you more independent to be sure, but now both your and your family pay rent. Is it worth it?

It's fucking tradition to play with the corpses

Yeah I told myself the same 5 years ago