E3's about to start, let's have a final monkey paw thread

A true sequel to Alien Isolation

Granted
Switch version comes out 6 months earlier than anything else and needs several patches over 2 months to get working correctly.

The other versions are missing switch exclusives bosses and bonuses

please

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Granted
Granted battle toads are removed and sold back to you via DLC and are Severely nerfed to shit tier

Granted
Always online, PS+ includes to 100$ a year, missing 1 updates more than 5 days completely shuts down your system as it demands you update before it’ll let you steam a YouTube video
Every update is a gig big regardless of if they even changed anything at all

Granted
Developed by Gamefreak with frame drops out the ass not even a stronger switch, overclocking nor emulation can fix

I wish for a non-leaked, non anime swordsman Smash DLC

I wish for Alan Wake 2 and/or a real Max Payne 3 made by Remedy.

Wish received. Non-Anime normal man with sword is in!

nice try, but that's already a character. Mii swordsman.

granted but you're straight now

i want agumon in smash

I wish for SMG3 on Switch

I wish for Chrono Trigger to get a HD 3D Remake.
Or a sequel.
Also retconning Cross.

Granted. Garen confirmed for Smash!

Doom Eternal released this year, Switch Port included, how bad can the monkey paw fuck my shit up?

Wooloo is in Smash
She’s so overpowered she breaks the game and samurai just laughs and refuses to change anything

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Geralt is in but he plays exactly like a Fire Emblem character.

granted but it's an isometric strategy game now

>that's already a character
since when has that ever been a problem?

Bloodborne continuation in any way possible

i wish for no more lies about exclusivity

Can I have an electrosphere remake please?

Granted
With cross play included
Switch plays get an huge advantage over non switch players thanks to gyro controls to the point if you don’t have a switch expect to get completely stomped online
Switch players have hard resolution drops out the ass dropping as low as 144p just to retain it 144 FPS frame rate
Enemies rushing you can turn into black blobs

Granted, PS5 launch title exclusive, difficulty gets nerfed 2 weeks in after journalist hit pieces.

It's an iPhone exclusive f2p Gacha with minute long unskippable adverts every 20 minutes.

granted
all the games you're looking forward to are stadia exclusive

Enough is enough Yea Forums, it's time to band together and remind the world we gamers aren't to be fucked around with. If E3 is a disappointment this year, if they fail to deliver what they owe us we will cause panic and chaos in the streets and anarchy in the cyber realm. We will remind them what gamers are truly capable of and the respect that title carries.

In the media they mock us, villainize us.. it's time to show them of the villains can can be
The violation of our scared gaming grounds will be tolerated no more
Gamers it's time to and rise up and take back what's ours

Gimmie a nice Nintendo IP gamecube game rerelase collection

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at least i have a reason now

>144p gyro controls
Impressive nightmares you have given me, thanks.

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Granted
Bloodborne x What’s new Scooby-Doo point n Click game

SMTV trailer during the direct.

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>sequel to F.E.A.R.
It's developed by Terminal Reality

I wish for a game that's:
1. Really enjoyable
2. Which a player can spend lots of time on
3. Worth every dollar you spend on it
4. Will have huge amount of fans with which you can discuss the game and share your experiences

granted, but it's 20 seconds long

wario world 2

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Off the top of my head:

RE3 Remake (might be too early to ask for this)
Dino Crisis Remake
Gravity Rush 3
Mass Effect Trilogy port to current-gen
Dead Space 4
A Nobody Lives Forever Remake or Sequel
Anything System Shock
Onimusha 4
FF7 Remake released date for Part 1.

Granted but it's a $10 a month subscription service and you only get 3 games that cycle weekly

Granted.
It's set to release in 2042.

Wario Land HD collection.
Specifically 3.

How do so many people not know how a monkey paw wish works?

>implying that's bad thing

300$ GameCube mini that’s constantly sold out no matter where you go
Everything got an HD facelift and runs Voodoo black magic tier amazingly
People are making handhelds out of them with 0 performances loss hell some run even better when converted to a handheld.
It’s genuinely better than people ever dreamed.
Literally everyone but you can get one most people have 3 or 4 versions and refuse to sell or share

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i wish for a new transformers game

Blue Dragon hd

Granted
It’s overtaken by the Splatoon Chaos vs Order shitposting
>ONE MORE REJECTED COD

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I wish for a good 40k game

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A sequel to Bloodborne, by FromSoftware. Waiting for it is 32% my reason to live.

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I’d just buy it out of pure curiosity

shadow of the colossus 2

You already got that user

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A sequal to shadow of war pls

Granted
In response to the negative criticism to Sekiro, it comes with 3 difficulties titled normal, hard, and ZOMG UR GONNA DIEEE!!!1! with the last one being on par with the difficulties of previous from software games. 12 year olds around the world the world gloat about beating bosses in one try while playing on the "normal" difficulty.

shadow of the colossus 3

more news on S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2, ideally news that they actually have bug testers this time

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i wish for a jet set radio future remake

PAYDAY 3, and it's the dark souls of heisting games for real this time

Granted, but you die right before it releases

Granted
Gameplay: 4 hours
Cut scenes: 65 hours
The new fan base hates the gameplay parts and wants the game on Netflix
After some light pressure they cave and every remake-release features no gameplay

Granted, except the developers forgot what a platformer Wario game looks like, and decided to add mediocre motion control minigames instead of platforming.

Granted. It's a $100 game, with a required $50 per month subscription, and DLC so expensive it makes train simulators look barren. All of that $5000 worth of DLC is necessary to be PvP competitive, of course. Excluding the cosmetics ("paint", they call it), which is about another $5000.

co-op The Blob game

youtube.com/watch?v=AK5jyVCdXwc

THIS IS THE BEGINNING

Granted
SJWs overtake the development and retcon every character as either gay, pan or Transgender
The game also runs like ass as these faggots put more focus on politics than making a competent game.
Regardless it gathers a huge fan based that cares about nothing except lewding the skaters SJW style

Dragon's Dogma 2

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This is Sony in 2019 minus the netflix

DMC5 DLC

Battletoads Switch port or new Punch-Out!!

Granted. No new content, just re-color alternate skins for the characters. $8.99 each.

horse armor

Granted
Switch exclusive for 8 years minimum for any other system port
Emulates have to work around a kill code that prevents the game from booting and actually deletes thier entire computer
Takes 6 years to actually defeat this kill code for 1 game then still needs more Fan patches to work correctly

Good bye, retarded.
See you in x amount of days, faggot.

Deep Down re reveal

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STALKER 2 Gameplay trailer

>monkeypaw'd sequel to FEAR
That already happened though.

I wish that Rayman gets into Smash as a playable character

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Granted
Punch out is infinitely harder than better as the accurate gyro controls means you need to be at the level of a actual professional boxer to even stand a chance online lead alone beat the game meanwhile literally 5 year olds online can absolutely crater you in the 1st round

I just want Todd to apologize also fo5

Kojimbo has been pulling a long con ruse cruise this entire time and Silent Hills is still being made.

Blessed greased +3 gray dragon scale mail

monkey paw is supposed to be a bad thing that sounds fun as fuck

A new Shadow Hearts or Primal Rage

I wish everyone in this thread lives a happy and fulfilling life

PIKMIN 4 with all my favorite captains

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Granted
Alan Wake 2 is a left 4 dead style game and Max Payne 3 is now Max Payn3 which is a ubisoft style open world with no callbacks to the original 3 and weapons now have better versions that cost irl money to unlock with no way to unlock it ingame

Granted however you will die after a week of happiness and fulfillment

>Nintentoddlers always begging for switch ports
Why did you buy a switch?

Fuck off with your console wars basedchugger

Hexen remake

I wish that silent hill 1-4 get a proper HD remastering for this gen

I smell buyer remorse

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I hate you

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I'm just lookin forward to Wasteland 3, Gears 5 *crack and Halo Infinite, I hope Tyranny and Age of Empires definitive edition get announced for game pass pc *sip

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Just like how there are multiple anime swordsmen, their can multiple normal ones as well

Granted but they're now RE4 clones

Biggest monkey paw that’s already happened but could again is another banjo kazooie sequel

i wish for a new transformers game
hit me with your best shot paw i cant be hurt anymore

Very little games on the switch use motion controls funny enough. Wario World 2 would probably be even shorter and a digital only game.

Granted. It's even a prequel to War for Cybertron. you play as the original gun Megatron with QWOP controls trying to find a cooler thing to transform into

!?

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I’m conflicted on whether liking Gears makes you a boomer. Don’t care much for the series. But I’m looking forward to the new halo.

New Wario Land game.

A new Guitar Hero game.

new punch out game

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Gears tactics and Gears is pretty boomer core I think

I'm very much looking forward to tactics

>QWOP controls
looks like ill never beat the game then

I'm suddenly feeling nostalgic for Lost Kingdoms. Give me a Lost Kingdoms 3.

GoW was like 2006, right? I wouldn't call it that.

>FEAR
I think you mean FE4R

You get it, but to get the final battle they originally wanted against Peach instead of DK, they make a new female boxer as the playable character. Needing brand new opponents because of this, Mac is the only actually returning character, now serving as the Trainer role. His voice is awful.

Granted
Game takes 20 months of drip feed 1 hour levels
2 levels a month

PS2 and earlier is boomer. 360 is memellennial and current gen is zoomer.

I wish for Waluigi to have something. ANYTHING.

F-Zero coming back from the darks of the GC.

But, being realistic, Pikmin 4 would be a better wish

Waluigi assist trophy is in the background of every Smash character reveal as a grim reminder, but will never be added.

its just fucking FEAR 3.5
I wish for another fallout fusing the best aspects of 3+NV, who develops it does not matter

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I want a new jet set radio

Endless runner mobile game.

Fallout 5 features all of the good bits of 3 and New Vegas, as well as the entirety of Fallout 76.

I wish for a new Armored Core, no remakes or remasters allowed.

Okay, but everyone involved goes into a coma and it's up to the Souls team to attempt to salvage it.

new F:Zero game but it's nothing like the old ones and just a bunch of 2000 era Smash jokes

New Ape Escape

I think I would actually become autistic if that happened

A new Sly Cooper game

??? isn't this shit already confirmed though? Last I heard Doom 5 was to release this year and switch gets simultaneous release. Unless shit has changed. I've not followed for shit.

FF7 remake is literally the greatest video game remake ever made.

Cancelled one day before release

This time it runs at 10 fps.

It’s a gritty Boi of War-esque reboot.

Sly Cooper side scroller on mobile, with gacha-based powerups and 5 free levels! Subscribe for more content!

granted but there's all this rabbids shit that comes with him

Drakengard 4

Dragon's Dogma 2

I actually wish I was gay, dating dudes is easier

I wish Banjo-Kazooie aren't ever gonna be in super smash brothers.

Granted, but every thread from that point on will be derailed by Banjo in Smash shitposting, mods and jannies will do nothing about it, and you will still keep coming here

Super Smash Brothers gets renamed to "Banjo's Brawl Bonanza"

Granted. Banjo and Kazooie are added, but only to the Japanese version of the game, which is not called Super Smash Brothers.

Based on the Netflix cartoon/psuedo-anime.

>user was banned for this post

I couldn't contain the laughter and people at work now think I'm crazy

I wish for a more extensive adaptation of At The Mountains of Maddness than Conarium was. Hit me.

Granted, but everything is a microtransaction (IE: pay real world money to attempt each ape, or wait 72 hours for them to "appear" on world map again)

HLVR leaks confirmed
It's LABO exclusive.

Is Valve attending? There'll hopefully be some news from them.

Leaked build shows that everything is a complite shitshow with yandere simulator tier coding.
It's donte
He's in.In Kingdom Hearts.

CS:GO now has a hero shooter mode and DoTA2 has a Battle Royale mode.

TF2 heavy update is a battle royale mode.

excellent, we just ignore it

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Elder Scrolls 6 made in unreal engine instead of Bethesda's shitty antique engine