OFFICIAL Geoff Keighley E3 Stream 2019

cocaine instead

Is there a twitch link for this stream? Youtube streaming always buffers for me for some reason.

Are there even girls with normal hair color in americlap nowadays or are they all mentally ill women go "woohooo rainbow" on their hair for some reason?

Nope

MODS STICKY THIS SHIT NOW

It's just the latest fashion meme, this shit changes by the half-decade

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sticky

>gameslice

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How long until bethesda?

Like 7 hours

Video games are my favorite games. I want to fill their bellies with my milk.

Who the fuck is this Boomer he's talking to, get this guy off the screen.

Cute!

Cool thanks

Man he shouldn't have said it wasn't political. That's like 3 points down on IGN

Why is youtube streaming so fucking terrible? This bitrate is beyond awful.

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maximum vocal fry

doom eternal tonight boys!

>all those normalfags seething with a loli being added to samurai shodown

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Quake is fucking dead.

WHERE THE FUCK IS ROCCO

Pete Hines is such a fucking cunt.

Fuck Fork knife

what a chad

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THICC

agree, geoff is such a fucking chad

Show him awkwardly standing up then Sitting down

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Mike girlfriend is THICC

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Oh this redhead is Mike Matei's gf.

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Why the hell are they playing castlevania

Post mike's dick

She’s going to be god awful isnt she

That ass is spectacular.

Literally

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her nose is almost bigger than mike's cock

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How old is she? She sounds like an old hag

Mike’s not at E3 apparently. There’s a big chance of cucking mike going on

Only the best for Mike "Load Was Fuckin Huge" Matei

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show us your minge Rebecca

small white penis spotted

wtf only sound and black screen

The Warframe people are really good at showing off their shitty game at any opportunity.

>Not watching Metokurs stream

Can this vagina just shut up??

Would be god tier if she put work into it

no one cares about your efriend

Thicc.

CAMERA OPERATOR ZOOM BETWEEN HER LEGS

Where?

DORITO POPE IS GETTING INSIDE OF SPACE MOMMY

Get Quiznos bro, hope you enjoy E3

kys zoomers

Are we here now chat?

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Im going to get some fast food, what should I get Yea Forums?

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holy moly mega cringe

Who the fuck are these people?
Is this the direction we're going in?

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This guy is cringe. Sam Jack is based.

okay, this is epic

WHAT THE FUCK, SAM.

>Samuel L Jackson playing Fortnite
>Fortnite content

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS FAGGOT GAME AND ALL THE PROMOTION IT GETS. THIS IS E3 NOT FORTNITE CON

>samuel Jackson
>fortnite
What the fuck is this?

Is this a movie trailer

Oh god they made Samuel L Jackson say motherfucker

bruh Sam jackson why the fuck are you doing this man. Please

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literally who

NO MOTRHERFUCKER IM NOT THE NIGGA FROM THE MATRIX

>shaft dabbing on the incel with his sexual experience

that movie looks so bad

GET WITH THE TIMES BOOMER

IM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING BATTLE ROYALES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

>Shaft

Wait, they're remaking Shaft?

Dead inside

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WOOOOOOOOOO SHAFT BABY

>black boomer vs. Nig Zoom

HOLY SHIT GUYS Samual L. Jackson™ DID THE MOTHERFUCKER THING

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>next half hour looks shit
thanks geoff

they look very similar what the hell

Dont worry. Another annoying game will replace it soon enough.

it's called Naga and he's from WoW not matrix

Is Samuel really hurting for money bad enough to do fortnite shit?

2 HOURS BROS

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The look on the dudes face after the commercial was over was priceless

Zaxby's, just had it and got the UFO mello yellow and it's pretty good

Have sex.

If only you knew

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>2019
>not playing the most popular game in the world Fortnite
tfw not as smart as the special snowflakes ITT who don't play fortnite

>first will smith
>now samuel l jackson
seems like fortnite truly is the game for niggers

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Some times Geoff's expression really shows what he thinks about the shit he has to have on to fund his shows.

He was not thrilled about that Shaft promo.

Lol those two guys on the couch look like such faggots. Probably fucked each other in the ass last night.

when do we get to the interesting stuff

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Implying you wouldn't want a ride on Samuel L. Jackson's Shaft

There is no shame in providing for your family.

>lol Samuel L Jackson is funneh

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forced meme cock sucker

It's about Jackson Shaft's son.

>the dudes face
Get the fuck out of here newfag

You would know gayboy

haha

>WAR FRAME OF MIND

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An hour from now when Xbox starts.

More likely he has no fucks to give and some of his grandchildren may love the game and want him to take part in it or something.

He was never really that selective about his roles.

yes

>projecting

I want to fuck that "nerd" girl in blue from before

Hes a main character in the mcu, he definitely needs no more money

He looks like he's just had to do another Dorito sponsorship.

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Wtf geoff you didn't say nuffin

the interesting stuff is in the interactions and what memes we can make out of it

When's XBOX start?

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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
I LOVE SPACE AND SCIENCE

>E3
we don't.

based pope

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Epic really did buy out this E3
I'm fucking off guys, I'll be back to watch the Google stadia clusterfuck after 20 mins

Fuck vr niggers who aren't the Boneworks team

Top button done up is a big clue

how long do you think they last? I hope it's a while

most games aren't meant for cave demons sorry

2 hours

I WANT TO FUCK ALL THE GIRLS AT E3!!! I AM SO FUCKING LONELY AND HORNY!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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What the fuck is Fornite? Is some animu waifu game? If is not then fuck off.

Chinese so you can eat some now then pull out one of their little boxes from your fridge and have the rest during the conference

space waifu simulator

Go dilate, tranny

That Olivia character looks like a tranny. Why can't the west design attractive females aside from CDPR?

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I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!

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>VR

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based

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Enough is enough Yea Forums, it's time to band together and remind the world we gamers aren't to be fucked around with. If E3 is a disappointment this year, if they fail to deliver what they owe us we will cause panic and chaos in the streets and anarchy in the cyber realm. We will remind them what gamers are truly capable of and the respect that title carries.

In the media they mock us, villainize us.. it's time to show them of the villains can can be
The violation of our scared gaming grounds will be tolerated no more
Gamers it's time to and rise up and take back what's ours

Punch your own weight senpai

how does geoff stay so based all these years

I'm actually pretty excited for Lone Echo 2

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MY FACE IS FULL OF CUM

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Shaft? More like JUST.

>trannies
ftfy

help

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gonna go for a bath to kill some time
someone let me know if something crazy cool happens like if Suda just kicks the door down, Geoff whips out a beam katana and they start fighting or something cool

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take your heart medication

>bullying girls confirmed
neat

in some odd twist of logic, they are choosing people specifically because they are ugly

FUCK THIS SHIT JUST FAST FORWARD TO THE SHOW I WANT TO SEE IF THE ANARCHY REIGNS-LIKE GAME IS ACTUALLY WORTH PLAYING DESPITE HALF THE CHARACTER DESIGNS BEING ASS

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RISE UP RIGHT NOW RISE UP

thanks user

when is suda making his announcement? he's been posting on twitter today

>Gamers it's time to and rise up and take back what's ours
which is?

Lmao you people are fucking stupid and this E3 is gay

Based and horny pilled.

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Yeah that's right, whore. You go take a bath and fap in it like the slut you are.

haven't been here in a while

is the meta basically if there is something you don't like you post this image next to it pretending to like it in an effort to make it look bad

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I like you. Yea Forums has a lot of jaded people, it's nice to see people like you.

>this E3
Every E3 for the last five years.

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baased

Bases

I wanna bully wooloo pusy

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...she's back.

>G-G-GEOFF?!

whats wrong with her voice

OH GOD HER VOICE MAKES MY DICK ROCK HARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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omg that was so funny

Sony literally going to kill itself when Microsoft owns E3

>Name's Jeff
>Spell it Geoff
Why do normalfags do this

He's about to commit another sponsorship

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Let's NOT do that this year, user.

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Holy fuck this pink girl is mind numbing

saving it

>childhood
>looks 18 tops

R U
I P
S
E

>skipping all the tweets about thic nerds and space mommy i bet

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what the fuck is this girls voice

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Hey that's me teehee

is she putting on this voice or something?

That one I think was because going too anime in VR is actually kind of freaky. I also think she's just old or something. It's probably more intentional ugly for no reason but I'd like to be optimistic.

holy fuck this fake gamer girl

A grabbing simulator.

>thots on twitter

this bitch's voice is making muh dick soft

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here hoping the netcode isnt shit

YEAH! GIRL POWER!

This bitch is trying way too hard to come off as enthusiastic when she reads these tweets.

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she is totally very good at her job. for sure.

I WANT TO FUCK ALL THE GIRLS AT E3!!! I AM SO FUCKING LONELY AND HORNY!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Who's the shill who pimps mediocre remake movies on his marketing show?

GEOFF

You're damn right.

>Lets read tweets from literal nobodies
Who thought this was a good idea?

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when did jeff got so old? he looks worse than AVGN.

Soundin like a 14 year ol boy and a 25 year ol woman

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>a fucking furry

How awkward can you get?

god, this bitch is terrible

She's a little weirdo.

pulge?

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>nostalgia for shit you bought a year ago

>celebrity drop-in!

literally who

clean your room

I want to FUCK that chipmunk.

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Shut up she cute

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Would it technically be inciting a raid if we spammed the hashtag with porn?

>got bored of this shit event
>want to play some Vermintide and kill hordes of rats and swedes
>don't want to miss out if something interesting happens
For once I wish I had two monitors

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Give me criiiiiiiiiinge!!!!!

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He knows how to be professional and adult but still really loves games and has a sense of humor.

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Literally who

>furries

Imagine not being on Comfytheater

>youtuber
Just fucking kill me.

BAACK TO YOU JEFF :)

>anarchy in the cyber realm
kek. nice pasta

That girl sounds like she is about to burst into treats.

name one downside if all mutts would be removed from gaming.

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seth macfarlane

literally who?

I haven't had sex in 4 years why are they doing this bros

Well she is supposed to be an astronaut, so...

Whomst've the fuck is this literal who?
not even fucking memeing

>please watch my beta boomer daddy replacement

Somebody tweet at them with their /comfy/ setup.
And put me in the screenshot

Geoff is ded inside confirmed this round

willyrex wtf

who?

>E3 is a wonderful time of year

What a daffy cunt.

Fuck off Jordan, I need to give her the dick.

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NONONONO, THIS FAG WHAT THE FUCK

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

>tfw too much of a boomer to know any of these streamers or e-clebs

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What

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Xbox in 2 hours wtf?

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Is he good at least

Nope, not for you, my main man.

who is this lispy mexican queer?

>ywn never jam your dick down her throat to make her shut up

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Rouge a CUTE!

No seriously who are these people? I didn't care about celebrities before but is this the direction they're going? Celebrities are just going to be weird kids that yell at games? I feel so old

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I CAN'T UNDER-FUCKING-STAND HIM

OH WOW THAT'S AMAZING

Bane?

isnt this about games? NOT FUCKING INSTAGRAM CELEBS!?!?!?!?!

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CAN'T YOU SEE HOW PEOPLE ARE EXCITING TO CONSUME PRODUCT? IT MUST MEAN IT'S GREAT AND WELL RECEIVED AND EVERYONE WANTED IT.

Demonetized.

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The smartest thing an actor can do is take any role any time

no more slave trade so prices would go up

it just makes me feel fucking old dude

holy cr*p beter

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Fictional brown qts are qt

My mother, Willy what are you doing here pal?

heh

What's he doing there?

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When the fuck does actual E3 start and not these shitty e-celeb interviews?

my friend its the current year, go pick up a cheap piece of shit monitor for your second even.

Post a redhead with big brapper that shills some console stuff.

You can buy a decent laptop for under $300.
>having 1 PC in 2019

>cdpr
>west

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who even is this spic ?

2 hours

seriously who the fuck is this guy?

what the fuck is this spanish jimmy neutron

>Another Content Creator
STOP

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EY ESEY CABRON

there is a timer right on the stream you are watching you fucking retard

That means we wouldn't see you again user :(

Where are the press conferences? I want video game trailers and cringe!

>Geoff "I fucking love Kojima's unwashed cock" Keighley

cringe
dude is the biggest kojidrone on the planet

Let me guess
He's a Fortnite youtuber

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L I T E R A L L Y

W H O

H

O
?
??
?

>wow, you shit out a video every day! You've been doing it for 10 years! That's a shitload of shit! Wow!

who?

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deploy the wall

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Why is he squinting? Someone get him sunglasses

>watching E3
not even once

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Spaniard, faggot. As in from Spain, dumb ameriburger
An actual latin american would be way worse

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>more fortshite streamers

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WHERE ARE THE FUCKING VIDEO GAMES?!?!?!?
WHERE!?!?!/
I WANT TO SEE FUCKING VIDEO GAMES NOW!
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
VIDEO
GAMES

>Fortshite
instantly lost all respect

where is the absolute unit?

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Turned it off after he said fortnite is all he plays nowadays. Fuck Geoff and fuck everyone who associates with him.

me too

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microsoft in 3 hours

>Talking about being a Youtuber as if it isn't the worst possible career choice one could make
What is this shitty alternative universe and how did I got here

Minecraft*

DIOS MIO

Watching E3 is fine. Being excited for E3 is not.

IT'S TIME FOR ME TO KILL AND IT'S TIME FOR ME TO DIE

Why as a journalist does he not at least consider that Konami had a reason to be angry with Kojimas waste?

Rate my dogs

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My fat gay friend's pedo uncle's coworker just told me Until Dawn 2 is coming and best girl is in.

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never gonna happen

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It's the asiatic phenotype that finns have.

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>fortnite
>fortnite
>fortnite
god fuck Epic for buying out the entire industry

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2 hours when Microsoft reveals BIG FAT BAT TATS

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>tfw im Spanish
we were a mistake

>Artsy indie shit

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half of Yea Forums would suck Kojima's big hard cock and you're acting like it's only Geoff

I don't see the timer on youtube.com/watch?v=TTLuhF9TRaA

>markiplier and pokimane as guests on the stream
fucking yikes my dude

black one is a cutie
I sense pitnigger in the other one

Imagine being in front of all those people and Geoff stands up, shakes your hand, and walks away. You don't know if you're supposed to just sit there or follow him or what so you just shut off and stare forward, praying the camera is off you so you can skitter away.

>narrative-heavy story-driven game
zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ

>another indie shit game with 3rd worlder devs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A walking simulator

Shit tier, needs improvement.

what do these faggots have to do with video games?

fuck off with this e-celeb shit geoff

>narritive heavy
>story driven

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Nice doggos

Walking simulator, nice

Another depression game

MMMMMMM YES, QUITE AVANT-GARDE

>pretentious narrative atmospheric indie game
into the trash it goes

>Wage cucks getting a game
lmao

Which one of Geoff's bosses told him to include as much Fortnite content as possible to cater to all the fortnite kiddies?

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Willyrex? are you for real? this nigga only plays trending games like fortnite and minecraft just to appeal to kids.

more like 1h45

WOOOHOOOO, more pretentious indie shit

>two aging hipsters designing an artsy fartsy pretentious narrative-driven game
Why am I not surprised?

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I'm not a furry.

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Hah dumb youtuber stayed seated all alone while Geoff walked away

good shit user I have 3 labs myself self. black white and chocolate

Markiplier is actually really based though.

>liking drumpf in 2019
/pol/ doesn't even like him anymore

Disgusting creatures that have no business living among us/10

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Walking sim.

>Letting dogs into your bed
Absolutely disgusting

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Wow what an amazing game with great gameplay!

>another indie shit game with muh quirky anatomy

I just got here what the fuck is this gay shit?

top right corner

Based

S-surely he's a happy guy WE NEED HAPPY GAMES

wouldtakeonabikeride/10

Why are basedfags so agitated by daily work life?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

I hope we get more VR news. Bethesda is at least good at supporting VR, even if the ports are super lazy.

This is so deep, really makes ya think. Are we too connected to our phones? Hmm....

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>Messages from friends, what a fake game

>LITERAL walking simulator

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WAGIE WAGIE GET IN CAGIE

Hey, did you know we live in a society?

Indy wage cuck trash

>LOOK AT THIS GAME
>ITS ABOUT TO BE/FEEL LONELY
what the fuck

>My fat gay friend's pedo uncle's coworker
why not just say that you know until dawn 2 is coming?

>All this virgins so starved for some good waifus that they start getting hard even at the sight of real girls

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does anyone remember the name of that game where the dev got twittermobbed for being right wing? It was some 2D pixel thing

>hold right to experience video game

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>We want the wageslave audience

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Oh nice, now I can be depressed and bullied by life irl and in Vidya, great

Huge Z-clipping in e3-lite presentation

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New thread!!!

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good dogs

>still no sticky
?

The virgin : The game

probably himself since he knows where the money is (and really needs it to keep this going)

lmao clipping error

Based Geoff feigning interest.

we really live in a society

Wow this is deep...

this is the most pretentious shit I've seen in a while

What's the name of the girl in pink?

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>that thigh gap
Jesus, poor guy's producing more estrogen than the women around him.

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looks artistic.

haha guys we live in a society AND WE LOVE OUR PHONES

I dont even hate artsy games, but this shit is pretentious as fuck.

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>Let's make a game about being burned out
>burn out making the game
Pottery

HIGH VELOCITY

>indie shit with a 3deep5u narrative

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woah 2 deep

>Grassy flowery hill outside of the dark dreary city
SO FUCKING DEEP

I WANT TO BE A CHILD WITHOUT WORRY OR RESPONSIBILITIES
BEING AN ADULT IS HARD WAAAAAAAH

You thought it was a walking simulator but it's a BUTTERFLY SIMULATOR Yea Forums BTFO AGAIN

*sip*
ahhhhh, yes
*siiiip*
what an avant-garde game. indie truly is the salvation of the market
*siiiiiiiip*

It's video games

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way too early dickhead

What the fuck are you doing? You're ~120 posts too early, retard.

>Wheel clips into the camera

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"Game" Just call it a fucking interactive movie.

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seething tranny

>reddit game

kino

dam..

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Why does he look so fucking old? Goddamn

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>LITERALLY A FUCKING BUTTERFLY
LITERALLY A FUCKING BUTTERFLY
>LITERALLY A FUCKING BUTTERFLY
LITERALLY A FUCKING BUTTERFLY
>LITERALLY A FUCKING BUTTERFLY
LITERALLY A FUCKING BUTTERFLY

>makes insane SJW trannies seethe
>makes unironic nazis seethe
he seems to make all the right people angry
best president ever

This is a very depressing game.

>kojima threated Stephanie like a sex toy
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>Spanish youth known to be notoriously lazy as fuck
>Make game where commuting to work is a "modern dystopia"
Fucking kek, they're so silly.

THESE SYSTEMS ARE FAILING

and when you thought the game couldnt get more pretentious, opera music starts playing

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WESTERN VIDEO """""""GAMES""""""", EVERYONE!

>we live in a society

Even Geoff is bored of this shit lmao

>a literal walking to work simulator
>can't even do that properly

I dont want to be a wage cuck i want to be a butterfly

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woah... so deep....

cutting edge butterfly simulator

And why can't we call interactive movies games?

>society

IT'S JUST A FUCKING BUTTERFLY FUCK OFF

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It's taking everything for dorito pope to feign interest in the game.

Epic post, friend!

I'm high right now and this looks really inviting

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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They turned the "really makes you think" threads into a game

FUCKING SOMEBOOOOOOODDDYYYYYYYY SAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEE MMEEEEEEEEE
IIIII DONNNTTT CCAARREE HOOWW YYOOUUU DDOOO ITTT JUSSTT SAAAAVVEEEE MEEEEEEEEE

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THis, who is this made for, who is actually going to play this. It has a right to exist but why is it at E3 and not on Steams indie section getting ignored because its just another "art" game.

picture of phone sucking up a kids face while he balls deep in his girlfriend whose face is also getting sucked up by her phone.

Only nintendo gets stickies.

Imagine being a wagie and then playing a shitty walking simulator about being a wagie

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he's just low on doritos and mountain dew

wow... really made me think

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S O C I E T Y

THIS JOB IS OPPRESSING ME

IT's . AN INTERACTIVE MOVIE REEEEEEE

THE AMOUNT OF TIMES THEY CALLED IT A "GAME"

That discriminates againsts Moth GFs

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>pope: there is a death state you have to overcome, a sort of challenge
>devs: ...
Skillfully dodging the part where they have to admit it isn't actually a game.

give me a sticky so i don't hjav eto fucking search every time

They're alright, would tell em they're good boys. Now, how about my cat?

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>you can see his balls
kek

>geoff subtly trying to ask what the fuck the gameplay is about over and over again

This is hilarious

anyone else drunk as shit right now? im drinking all through e3 and i have work in the morn

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>people thought indie shit was going to save the gaming industry

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holy moly, epic always wins!

epic family
whoa~omg vaporwave !!!11!!

The one set in future Tokyo or something?

>filename

>Rocket League
Why won't this fucking shit go away, it's here every fucking E3

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yeah thats cool and all but where's the wall?

Why isn't your cat in a soft bed? Hm?

I got a shit ton of work to for uni and exams next week but fuck it all.

>western games

cute

>people still get mad over walking artsy indie games

>CLIFF BAZINGA'S RADICAL HEIGHTS

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The fuck is this??
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It's insane how people think this way, It's just hilarious.

same, my dude

looks better than triple A shit.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what game/vid is this from?

yeah I think that was it, shit got memoryholed and I was wondering if it was still happening or not

is anyone else sick of 80s/90s pandering? my childhood is over quit dragging it back

Which one of you is this?

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is cocket league even any good?

>REMEMBER THE 80s?????????????

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SO NOSTALGIC

90% of this website would get pissed working with tgis asshole

80s shit is bs too

>ghostbusters hearse

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>Le 80's aesthetics

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Nintendo and Shigeru Miyamoto will be at the Xbox conference on stage.
You read it here first.

based and white treefrogpilled

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Not mad, just disappointed by how dull and uncreative they are.

>gayst hunt

>gays uh ghost hunt

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It's me, say something nice.

GAYS HUNT

GAYH-
I mean Ghosthunt.

>more rocketshit but this time with REMEMBER THE 80s??!!1 LOOK GHOSTBUSTERS!!

fuck off

>CALLED GAYS HUNT

>still no sticky
C'mon janny, it's Dorito Pope's stream

DUDE REMEMBER OLD TIMES ASSOCIATE OLD GOOD TIMES GOOD THINGS WITH OUR PRODUCT

me

mexico just agreed to pay for it

just posted this as my setup for watching under their hashtag. Please let some madman select it

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>We've threw the kitchen sink at this one
>We've threw
Do Americans think this is proper English?

GHOSTBUSTERS

BTTF

KNIGHT RIDER

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The 90's were unironically better.

Holy fuck not gonna lie the Kit car makes me wanna play this shit

lol no

Imagine being a boomer born in the 80s

I hate it because it makes me realize that those were the good times

alright guys let's see what user has to say about E3 this year!

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Its a case of
>you can make literally anything
>this is what you choose to make?
They dont have to appeal to a broad audience or make millions in returns meaning they can take a risk, BUT NOONE IS TAKING A RISK, people take it as a go ahead to make pretentious shite and not even a game. These people almost certainly dont have an interest in videogames, otherwise they would fucking make one that they like. I cant see anyone standing back and looking at that shit and saying "this is good, this is the thing I always wanted and have made it".

BUSTIN
BUSTIN
BUSTIN
BUSTIN

>"thats what people want right?"
yeah just keep reskinning the exact same game, thats what gamers want. now $20 a month please

I was born in 96' wtf is this boomer shit?

That's Gabriel Iglesias, user

this is gay

Rocket League dev confirmed for white nationalist homophobe.

She likes pieces of cardboard and plastic bags far more than the comfy basket bed I made for her.

Nintendo hasn't made anything goos since 2004

kek

wanna plant my foot on its tummy

New bread

Based, keep going

WHERE IS THE STREAM

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