Congratulations

Jackpot

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wahoo

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If you did get in to smash bros, who would you want to meet/fight first?

Cool, already got my moveset.
youtube.com/watch?v=P3v5AMNjH8M

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Oh boy, I'm finally going to die.

Unlimited Boner werks. Fuck that hoe Saber

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m-me?

With power comes great responsibility

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NOW I GET TO DO MY OWN DIRTY WORK AND BLEND THOSE BEANS

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That was revealed a year ago.

*dabs on stevefags and banjofags*

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what if you're bottom tier though

Woah

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I'll smash all the shotas first

Finally I can hang out with these boys and maybe even touch them

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>can now be broken in two games
youtube.com/watch?v=KqqOSNYmqY8

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you're not a shota

NEVER
EVER

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i am the 72nd fighter in smash ultimate, KAZUMA KIRYU

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I'm whatever I want to be

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Thank you, user. Your post made me chuckle, and for a moment I felt a ray of happiness through these dark times.

WOOLOO IS IN

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A final smash that changes the stage would be pretty sweet.

user
VS
GIANT PEACH

*kisses you*

whats your final smash?
whats your theme?
whats your winning quote?

so many questions...

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based

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Is sheering sheep considered inhumane or something?

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Back the fuck off????

Honestly. All memes aside, this is the only one that actually makes sense.

>here's the rest of your wool coat

Yotsuba in Smash!!!!

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lucina, so i could take her to a nice restaurant and then fuck her

Yotsuba makes for a formidable opponent! She has a full moveset already!

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what

Maybe she'll fucking crush me with her giant feet

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>tfw make smash moves for my real life self and often do them alone with sound effects in my apartment
no one must know..

What would be the moveset of "user"?

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robotnik in smash would actually be based

user SHITPOSTS INTO SMASH!

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what

It's good for them to be sheared. Peta is just trying to stay relevant.

Thank you, my friend.

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No, PETA is just retarded. Shearing sheep is actually really fucking healthy for them since they can die from heatstroke if you don't.

Hello there

GROOVY!

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omg thank you smash brothers nintendo wow i can't believe this

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Is he fine?

The only places I can find that says sheering sheep is harmful is fucking peta and some vegan site

Fuck peta

Oh shit

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It's our fault too. We bred them to constantly grow wool so you can get wool year round. There was a story about an australian sheep that got away and they found it two years later, barely able to move around due to the amount of wool that had grown.

ISN'T THAT NICE

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>top tier character
>gimmick: characters lower than him (tierwise) cannot approach him

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Do they really think people would believe we skin sheep to get the wool?

Holy crap Lois!

So I got this letter the other day and I decided to check it out on camera.
Lets open it up.
Okay, so it looks like what we have here is an invitation to Smash Bros, and wow, yeah this stuff is real hard to find. A real treat.
So let's get this out onto a tray.
Nice! Mmmkay.

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Kek

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That's super cool! Can I have a other for my long time buddy Kazooie and my friend Erdrick? I owe them a solid.

>doesn't know how to shear a fucking sheep
>kills it
>"I bet the jews did this"

Ok, still doesn't mean we should stop shearing them and let them all die.

No, thanks.

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Just giving them a haircut.

Finally.

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Whuuuat? What am i supposed to DO with this?!?! It doesn't explain how to open it, and there's some red shit stain blocking middle of it! It's Tevin's fault!

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It's my time to fly like a buttlerfly

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I’ve seen striking vipers user, clearly 8-player smash with all the wahmen

Baaaa

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>It's finally open.
>But what does it say, there is no way to read it.
>bugged reading mechanics

>Tevin's fault!

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THE TIME IS ALMOST SUNSET, AND HOT AIR COVERS THE CITY
SPARKS FLY FROM CARS AND LIGHT SKYSCRAPERS

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based and shotapilled

>Smash Bros. Invitation added to Court Record.

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