Press F to pay respects

retards with lots of cash. it's a classic exploitation technique that has been used for literal hundreds of years.

Oh look, the future of stadia.

And nothing of value was lost

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More like Ouya, THAT happened

youtube.com/watch?v=xTqhyHuKVKA

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Classic Review

youtube.com/watch?v=QY5yG2KyQfM

GAMES FOR THE TELEVISION

>the console hyped to be the console-killer
>literally nothing more but Android shovelware

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Why did anyone actually pledged money for this thing again? Was it really about that free demo promise that never happened?

Ouya didn't ask to be born into this world of suffering.

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Ouya?
More like OH YEAH I remember that and it was shit

Souja boi crank dat handheld fucking when?

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youtube.com/watch?v=7v2isTyggRw

press P to piss on their grave

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getting some deja vu about this

Look what you've done.

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I don't know, Nintendo found some success by slimming down their home console and offering it as a portable option. But that solution wouldn't work for Sony/Microsoft.

youtube.com/watch?v=g0ha6Mb5_YQ

lmao

STOP

Wasn't the ultimate issue just that there were absolutely, positively, no fucking games whatsoever?

it died on release ya doofus. Not 7 years later. Actually it died on announcement as why the fuck would you want a console that could only pay shitty 16bit (maybe one 32bit here n there) game.

I don't think it even had online capabilities.

cant wait to pick this up

Sony's 2 portable systems were both commercial failures, I don't think they're trying that again anytime soon.

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It's okay, user, after all that she was taken home and lived happily ever after.

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don't worry bro, in 2.5 million years it will totally be a collectable, you own a piece of history bro

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my friend that was getting into game design swore this thing would be huge.

It launched with Amazing Frog!, I think.

Remember when Sony made a microconsole to compete with the Ouya?

The hell is that crank for?

Failure, regret, death is the only crowbcat video I can't rewatch. It's too difficult seeing that woman hawk such a blatant piece of trash.

fishing games

But why? Why the fuck did anyone think that?

he was going to a college at the time. So he had less critical thinking skills than most people

Oh, I thought it was for charging the battery. Still, it's kind of interesting.

Never forget the based OUYA cucking truck.

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When did the "it's not vaporware" fags give up?

youtube.com/watch?v=-SzXpo8VjYs

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>that guy still makes videos
>they get shit for views

Someone got that screencap of someone asking about the internal fan?

Why Razer kept this shit running up to 2019 after BUYING it
Why they even bought this company?

usually razer can sell any trash aslong as it has a razer logo and screams GAMER

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I tried to drink out of one of those without registering online and got banned for piracy

>7 years
Jesus, it feels like just 2 or 3 years ago we were all laughing at their E3 lemonade stand.

It's to make it less portable and less comfortable in you pocket.

Who, or how the fuck did that retarded shit spread?

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Fucking morons

I still don't understand this product. Pretty certain if I witnessed someone buying it I'd have a stroke regardless.

>150 dollars
lol

>7 years
really?
fucking hell why am I still here

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Where else would you go in this garbage internet hellscape of websites trying to monetize your ever click

I read all that and I don't know what it is.

I remember Yea Forums threads about Snake's reveal in Smash.

>mug capacity
its a mug
that tells you when you should drink water so you dont dehydrate

user, stop

>Tells you when to hydrate
If you need something like this to tell you you're fucking thirsty you need help.

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That never happened because mobile gaming killed the game industry and it never recovered to this day