Comfy Pre-E3 Thread

COMFY Pre-E3 thread. Post hopes, chat, post bingos and report cards. No snackposting allowed.

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sneed

How long is Bethesda's conference gonna be?

Where's the bingo?

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I'm gonna make a Red Baron frozen pizza for E3! Pepperoni or Mexican Style? I can't decide!
And I also have some cookies n creme Pocky, two pints of Graeter's ice cream in cookies n creme and chocolate brownie, some cookies n creme Muddy Buddy Chex Mix and three 24 oz cans of Olde English!

Bethesda isn't showing anything Starfield related, I'm not sure why theyre even having a conference tbqhfal

post the template.

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Because they're Bethesda so normies will love it regardless

Did we not make a bingo this time?

nevermind i found it

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Half the MS conference would be about the new system. They would expend one hour wanking about hardware specs and then theyll show a game running on PC, but just IMAGINE it could run on the console
No price or release date

me and bingoanon from last year teamed up again, ill post the individuals here as well

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Why does devolver get their own event. I still don't understand it, they are irrelevant

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thanks

They seem to have money to burn, dont know where they got it, its probably better not to ask

>dragon quest bs
you will get your dragon quest and you will like it gaijin piggu

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>nice multiplats to play on my Switch

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I'm always excited for E3 but every year my friends get more jaded and it makes me sad. I know there will be a lot of disappointment but I still enjoy watching the reveals and seeing the spectacle of it all, why can't more people just enjoy the ride?

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Thank you for making theese. Crossing off the bingo last year might have been my favorite part of e3.

unironically hyped to see the gameplay demo for this

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Uninventive JRPG sounds really good for SE. Reminds me of Bravely Default/Second and Octopath Traveler, which are easily a step up from FF15

yo thanks, making these is really fun as well

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This somehow reminds me of sunset overdrive.

Starfield is already confirmed not at E3 so my report card is already outdated.

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>the guy most hyped for nintendo thinks he can call others basedboy

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im a girl

Well, you know the rule. Tits or GTFO.

and you play videogames?! It's a pleasure to speak to you, milady!

sad nerd masterrace

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I would formally like to apologize on behalf of my fellow g*mers

0/10 clearly hivemind trying to be edgy
8/10 pretty much resumed how boring the e3 vibe is
10/10 Knows that Nina is the most important thing in e3
6/10 nintendofag
10/10 Knows that Nina is the most important thing in e3
8/10 it's a meme one without being shit
6/10 pretty great except that square enix is shit

Final Fantasy VII is mankind's greatest creation.

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>not being hype as fuck for the PC games show

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Template please.

e3.vidya.fm/cards/

..I'll be the one in the kitchen! Ha-ha!

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

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Uh, Transference already came out.

It's basically impossible for Nintendo not to win this E3

Unless they only show Fire Emblem for 40 minutes they automatically win.

Fixed it

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I'm snacking on your mom's tiddies lmao

how much time till E3?

>top says 11-13
>chart says 9-11

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I just want to see AoE4.

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POST MEMES AND SHIT FROM PREVIOUS E3S
THE OLDER THE BETTER

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>KHfag
>giving a single SHIT about Avengers
>Digifag
>TMSfag
>hates DQ and thinks Yoshi is bad
Jesus christ, what a faggot.

come at me faggot

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3ish hours

somebody post the fucking template already

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>KH dlc details
youtu.be/qqD_cz85S1A

my hype was killed the second it was announced that Epic is participating

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9/11?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's cool

Lorne Lanning is chilling

Why am I the only one grading Sony?

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Holy shit this Oddworld Soulstorm gameplay is so fucking weird.

user...

this dev is legit

this game has S O U L

>xbox
only important show of 2019
>betheda
only sad nerds care about this
>pc gaming show
chinese propaganda presentation
>ubisoft
has literally anyone even ever played an ubsioft game unironically?
>square enix
jrpg big yikes shit
>nintendo
complete gabage since snes era. literal wojacks will be excited.

not showing up to class doesn't stop you receiving a grade.

OP's post is the ONLY correct one.

May God have mercy on all of us anons

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I'm also vaguely interested in what Limited Run is going to announce.

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Here is what I can "confirm" from working in the general area;
Microsoft:
>Cuphead: The Delicious Last Course gets released after the conference for all platforms
>Rare Replay is coming to PC and Switch
>Yakuza 0, K1, K2 are coming to Xbox One same day via Games Pass (Will also be added to PC Games Pass)
>Judgment, Y345, Y6 also coming "soon" to Xbox One (unknown if via Games Pass)
>MCC: Halo Reach Beta (for Xbox One users) starts, PC Beta to follow "in the coming weeks"
>Kingdom Hearts: The Story So Far coming soon (Also coming to Switch)
>The Simpsons are getting a brand new video game

Bethesda:
>Fallout 76 drops onto Steam
>The Evil Within 3 coming 2020
>Doom iPhone/Android game (It looks like a twin stick shooter)
>Elder Scrolls Legends launches on PC after conference, Consoles coming "before Sept 2019"

Ubisoft:
>Mario + Rabbids 2

Enjoy my fake leaks.

>Doom iPhone/Android game

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I wish I had the time to add images.
Sorry guys, I tried.

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I have no idea how you cucks can be hyped for nitnedo.

new midnight club game
new saint's row game
dragon's dogma 2
that's it really

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is it bad that am excited af for watch dogs 3
i hope its announced
hopefully it will actually have a plot unlike 2

They are going up against MS, Bethesda and Ubisoft which are guaranteed bombs. They are gonna make Nintendo look good by comparison.

>dragon's dogma 2
Don't you fuck with me you little shit. I know it's coming but I don't expect anything for another year and a half. If it's coming any sooner I'd flip my shit.

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Since everyone is remaking shit, I really hope M$ will announce JSRF. I literally don't care about anything else.

This report card is satire, right?

ohhh you poor soul

I want OG Xbox games on Steam so I don't have to buy a whole console to fulfill my need to play the ~6 exclusives for it I want.

Put out Otogi 1 & 2. Publicize that From made them and they'll make back the money it would cost to port them 2-3x over.

why do you say that

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I fucked up.

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I fucking wish they would announce WH3 but I know for a fact they're gonna wait until they rake in as much cash from Chink:TW as possible

maybe in your dreams

Bingo boys

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There is LITERALLY only TWO hours til this years ELECTRONIC ENTERTAINMENT EXPO.

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aim an accountant for E3 and theres rumblings of a mobile gaming developer presentation next year

>Rocksteady
haha

>Absolutely nothing about prime 4

You have to be retarded to expect anything from Prime 4 since they scrapped the game a couple of months ago and are doing a ground up re work of the entire game.

if you insist

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I know

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LETS GOOO BABY!

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IT'S SO CLOSE

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I'm ready

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Its not an actual conference idiot
They just film it beforehand and show it during E3 for memes

So much effort. Good job guys.

>ports of games everyone already has
user, only you and me bought a Wii U

All bets on this one.

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Thanks

EUfag here. When does it start? Its night already and I have work morning

I'm surprised there are still Xbox loyalists even after Microsoft just decided to port all of their exclusives. It honestly feels like Microsoft is trying to dethrone Activision and EA for most hated.

1 hour 48 minutes.

You got about an hour and 10 minutes.

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>letting people play games wherever they want is a bad thing
i'll never understand microsoft getting hate for the first good thing they've done this decade. console wars are shit.

I'll just reuse my bingo card from last year.

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>Hour and 10 minutes
I meant to say Hour and 50

Is there any other way to watch E3 besides this?

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Weal and Woe, Weal and Woe
Last in line is Nintendo

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>all the hate for pc gaming show
Last year's show kicked ass though

/v4c/

So where is this being streamed? twitch, youtube?

I'm not hating them for doing a good thing. I'm happy with what they did. But... is there a point in owning or buying an Xbox One now? I loved my 360, much more then the PS3 but I went PS4 this gen. If Sony decides to port God of War / Horizon / Spiderman / Uncharted to Xbox and PC, I'll probably sell my PS4 then.

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Anyone else taking part in the drinking games?

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I'M NOT READY

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yeah but this year is sponsored by Epic games, so expect 90% of the screen-time being EGS exclusives, Epic announcing studios acquisitions and shilling

FEET OR GTFO

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I was going to but then I got called to an emergency meeting happening immediately after the conference. Maybe I could drink Red bull instead and see what happens.

Oh god I can't wait to hear these words. The memes are already being made:
>4k
>WORLD PREMIERE
>4k
>EXCLUSIVE
>4k
>running in REAL TIME
>4k
>WORLD PREMIERE
>rock band plays
>4k
>car drives on stage
>4k
>WORLD PREMIERE
>guy repels down from ceiling
>4k
>THE FUTURE IS NOW
>4k
>celebrity shows up
>4k
>e-thot live on scene
>4k
>THIS IS ONLY POSSIBLE ON ....
>and don't forget, 4k

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>He doesn't know

user, I...

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then why the FUCK do you think we put nothing about prime 4

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So unhyped I haven't finished it.

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>Stubbs 2
What the hell is this absolutely kino opinion?

Stubbs 2 will save the Xbone. Mark my words.

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Why do you stinking bug fuck shit minions get opinions?

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>those hype meters
you're alright

what did you black out

thanks fren
nier sequel

>PC gaming show
>only sad nerds care about this
Stand aside.

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I want her to snap my neck.

Microsoft is already going to get a solid A simply because Sony isn't here

>believing in stalker 2 meme
Based retard.

S-shut up!

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retard

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Yeah, all of the third party announcements are going to be attached to Microsoft since Sony isn't there for them to latch on to.

meh
just like always

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I dont get it

Can't believe I missed EA. Did they have a proper show or not? I thought they didn't have a show this year so I just sat at home drinking beer all night

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Have sex

>Did they have a proper show or not?
Holy shit, no. The only possible redeeming factor was that Star Wars game and the gameplay was very underwhelming.

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unironically true

Ea was booooooooooorrrrriiiiiing.

So it wasn't a stage show? Just a pre-recorded digital show like Nintendo and Devolver?

Fiddy-five minutes left...

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>Only sad nerds about about PC gaming show
>omg i hope we get a Japanese AC!

Onions incarnate

I believe it was several stages outside with the presenters switching to eachother constantly and a handful of people watching each stage or something like that. It was a bit strange, but I didn't pay a lot of attention to the format of the show.

Rate pls

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Think BE3 will have anything related to TES6 or should I just go to sleep?
I stayed up to watch last year and was so hype.

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>shitendo

ANYONE GOT A Yea Forums STREAM?

Too lazy to make an image
>Xbox Hoped
Cuphead DLC release date
Battletoads gameplay and release date
Halo MCC PC release date
Somehow make OG Xbox/360 backwards compatibility work on PC, or just announce more ports of OG Xbox/360 games to PC (I'd kill for Jet Set Radio Future, Ninja Gaiden, Panzer Dragoon Orta, Lost Odyssey, GunValkyrie, Otogi, Jet Set Radio Future, etc on PC)
>Xbox Expected
Gears
Halo

>Bethesda Hoped
Doom Eternal release date
Something from Arkane (doesn't necessarily have to be Prey or Dishonored)
Something from Tango (doesn't necessarily have to be The Evil Within. Honestly, I'd prefer a God Hand spiritual successor or a Vanquish spiritual successor)
An actual Quake game instead of whatever Champions was trying to be
Current gen port and PC rerelease of Wolfenstein 09
Public apology for Fallout 76
>Bethesda Expected
Doubling down on Fallout 76
Elder Scrolls 6 vague information
Starfield vague information

>Devolver/PC (I'm grouping them together, cause why not?) Hoped
Metal Wolf Chaos release date
Ports of console-only games like RDR2
Serious Sam 4 release date
>Devolver/PC Expected
Dunno, man. I'm just happy PC gets anything

>Ubisoft Hoped
Beyond Good & Evil 2 release date
New Rayman
Put AssCreed on hiatus and instead make a new Prince of Persia
New Splinter Cell
New mainline Might & Magic
New Heroes of Might & Magic
New Far Cry: Blood Dragon
New Grow Home
Current gen/PC port of Scott Pilgrim
>Ubisoft Expected
Beyond Good & Evil 2 vague details, but no release date
New Watch Dogs (already confirmed)
Far Cry 6
New Ghost Recon (already confirmed)
New AssCreed
New season of For Honor
New season of Rainbow Six Siege

>Squeenix Hoped
Localization of Mana collection
Romancing SaGa 3 remake localization
Port Romancing SaGa Minstrel Song to current gen/PC
Make a Dragon Quest SRPG
New Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles PC port, and cross-play between all versions
Port Final Fantasy Tactics War of the Lions to current gen/PC
(1/2)

It was easily the worst E3 show this year, maybe ever
And it was long as hell too
no surprises, nothing new
just some generic action game coated with starwars and DLC for older games

I knew EA has been phoning it in for the last 2-3 years now, but holy shit. How about NEW games? Did they have the usual SPORTS part where they wank to the new ball handling animations or whatever?

How long is Microsoft's thing? 90 minutes?

It was literally nothing.
They didn't even have that much cringe, which is usually the only reason to watch their garbage.
Boring shit.

The biggest sports thing is that the Switch version of FIFA 20 is a "legacy" edition with gimped features, and will probably stay that way for the rest of the system's life.

Not him.
It was literally
>that new star wars game
>new Apex Legends season
>feefur 20
>madden NFL 20 (?)
>new Sims 4 DLC or some shit

Supposedly 90 mins but it might take longer (like up to 120 minutes)

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let's do this boys

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watching shitty nintendo tournaments was unironically more fun

>Losing to fucking Boogie

>Snoyfag joins E3 thread to seethe 'n shitpost
Get a job

Twitch thots are allowed in E3? Well fuck this gay earth!

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E3 is open to everyone again since last year

Snoyfags will get the rope right after oniontendofags, idiot.

>tfw reggie is no longer a free space

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Updated card a little bit desu.

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Hyped for this. Kinda sad sony is a no show the Nintendo directs are alright but I like conferences.

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Give me Dragons Dogma 2.

TSUUUUUUUUU!

They are waiting to get some actual HW before they push more shit out.
Maybe you will get FF7R part 1, but that's it.

>Give me Dragons Dogma 2.
Will never ever happen.

No Sony. It makes me sad.

so it's 1PM pst right? as in 20 minutes from now? fuck I thought it was 4PM PST

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>Seltzer panty shot on Twitch E3 preshow

already worth tuning in

Met too. Last year's conference had some good shit. Hope they can follow it up.

Pics.

Yup. Get your snacks and drinks ready, user.

>Saying shit is okay but fuck is censored
I don't see the point both are fucking swear words.

12PM is before 1PM
12

Can't beleive how bad Google fucked up stadia the other day

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> is there a point in owning or buying an Xbox One now?

People who cant afford a decent PC comes to mind

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This journey mobile version looks pretty dull

>Squeenix Hoped continued
Revive Ogre Battle/Tactics Ogre
New Deus Ex
New Valkyrie Profile
Port the entire Kingdom Hearts series to PC
Port Adventures of Mana to Switch/PC (assuming they don't localize the Mana collection)
Dragon Quest Builders 1&2 PC port
New Dragon Quest Monsters
New Darius
Release date for Oninaki
Release date for Final Fantasy 7 remake (and PC port)
Enhancements of Switch version of Dragon Quest 11 get ported to the other platforms (even if it's paid DLC)
New Taro Yoko project (doesn't necessarily have to be Drakengard/Nier)
Babylon's Fall gameplay and release date
Public apology for Just Cause 4
>Squeenix Expected
Avengers details (already confirmed)
Dunno, lol

>Nintendo Hoped
New F-Zero (or even just a port of GX with online would be fine)
Port the remaining Wii U exclusives to Switch (Wonderful 101, Pikmin 3, Xenoblade X, Fatal Frame 5, Mario 3D World, Tokyo Mirage Sessions, etc)
Bayonetta 3 details/release date
Metroid Prime 4 details/release date
New 2D Metroid
Revive Murasame Castle
Revive Advance Wars/Battalion Wars
Revive Wario Land
Astral Chain details
Daemon x Machina details and release date
Make Fire Emblem not look like a complete piece of shit
>Nintendo Expectations
Smash DLC announcement (already confirmed)
Dunno, lol

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Cool man, a YouTuber....thanks Geoff

Can we get a comfy thread for Microsoft?

So will this be the comfy conference thread? I hate stickies.

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soon

For clarity someone should probably make a new thread for it.

3 Bingo Cards for 5 conferences, lets see how I do (3rd one is combo of Bethesda/Ubisoft/Square and a few random ones that didnt fit on MS)

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We can use this one first

>5 minutes
oh fugg!

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We won't get a new console announcement, calling it now. The announcement of the new console will happen at the end of this year.

Hope this year will be the good old slow, comfy and chill threads. Last year was full of shitposting and lightspeed posting.

Score sam faking goals, Ronnie

The sticky is a disaster already

Mine is still a WIP, I'll try to get the rest done before Bethesda's conference.

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like 1-1.5 hours

Though it would. Those really are for containing some of the cancer.

Here we go

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Here we goOOoooooo

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COME OOOOONNN

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Here we go lads

incels be like

HERE WE GO LADS

The staging impresses me every time

They're spoiling the whole conference already?

It HAS BEGUN

Nah these are all existing games

twitch.tv/xbox

is this that obsidian borderlands game?

Fucking mods banning my ass for a month. I have no choice but to phonepost

Yeah. It really does look like a Borderlands clone.

>nuObsidian
Yikes

>muh corporations

called it

Those animations were ruff

Where is comfy chat room?

I have no expectations.
Maybe Starfield and FF7/XIV

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Bring out phil

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I am the first to admit that I'm a slut for New Vegas but that looks garbage

Borderlands?

It's like Obsidian is purposefully making the game look as terrible as possible.

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Didn't see enough to blow it off as crap. Though it didn't blow my mind.

so they made nu-anarchy reigns? lets hope their netcode is good

What is this a pride march

>they over designed all the characters like Battleborn
Holy shit when will they learn

>buttercup
so brave

They only have writers and "designers" not actual programmers and art people.

that western overwatch design is shit

Hideous fucking character designs.

No thanks

This online melee game definitely wont shutdown in 6 months :)

another overwatch clone

>buttercup

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I like them

>another fat ugly chick
muh wahmen power amirite grrrls?

Something happened between Alpha Protocol and now where they just completely stopped giving a shit

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>bosses in Ori 2
Nice, the first game lacked them.

great graphics in Ori

>What if Minecraft was topdown and an RPG?

>Minecraft ARPG
Why

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I really wonder how much money the Minecraft IP has made for microsoft since the bought it. It still feels like they're trying to justify their purchase.

There's a comfy thread up but in 15min already has more posts than this. That's not comfy.

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Phil is a good guy.

this is the stealth comfy thread

they should pull a sony and start showing sales charts

It's always the same speech.

We do a group poll at the end of each, no strawpoll shit

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>game pass on PC

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>60 games
>40 are probably small indie games that almost no one cares
Still might be fun

XBOX 3

is that forrest whitaker?

How do you pronounce AT-AT?

I wonder if it's all on Kasshyyk

I was about to ask this too.

Always thought A-T-A-T AT-AT sounds silly

sticky is containment for all the crossposters
main comfy thread is for everyone trying to escape that
this thread is the actual comfy thread

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I saw a man with a hook hand. Of course I did.

apparently there are multiple planets, half brand new half familiar

>Blair Witch the game
ok

>night

Yea Forums btfo

Cyberpunk. I really hope it's great.

SUUUUUUN

>*bleep*

nice movie

not gonna lie that game pass is looking more appealing

>BEEP

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yo was that fucking keanu?

KEANUUUUU

>Beep
>shows arm being cut off

Kino Reeves

Was that a mix of John McAfee and DANTE?!?!?

Holy shit.

>Keanu
dont know how to feel about this

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Was that kino?

Keenu what you doing here

HORY SHET

looks like this leak was 100% real

You feel good. He's an absolute lad

I don't hate Keanu but I'm pretty disgusted at the celebshit instead of vidya being presented here

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Holy shit from hype to CRINGE.

"CYBER PUNK"

It was a cyber-arm. It's okay when it's robots

Wait, is Keanu a coke addict? WTF is up with his voice?

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DATE

this. funny how neo/v/ loses its shit over some shitty actor.

Still so far away

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It feels like theyre just bandwaggoning off his newfound "cool celeb" status

I would hate this if it were any other celebrity. I'm just a sucker for that guy.

>A whole year til release
FUCK

Cute.

HOLY SHIT IT'S ON MY BIRTHDAY

that dear is 150% a faggot

Fucking furries.

looks comfy

>furfag shit

jesus christ worst e3 by far

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>do you guys have battletoads
>why yes we do

now that game looks fun

She cute

He's Johnny Mnemonic and Neo.

>boobs

Not as cute as the Ubisoft girl

>Johnny Mnemonic
>that last part with the Dolphin
kek

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This one isn't barren though :)

>imperator
lmao

>june 11-13
>june 9, 10, 11
which one is it

The film is kino.

>He was more than a dolphin, but from another dolphin's point of view he might have seemed like something less. I watched him swirling sluggishly in his galvanized tank. Water stopped over the side, wetting my shoes. He was surplus from the last war. A cyborg.
>He rose out of the water, showing us the crusted plates along his sides, a kind of visual pun, his grace nearly lost under articulated armor, clumsy and prehistoric. Twin deformities on either side of his skull had been engineered to house sensor units. Silver lesions gleamed on exposed sections of his gray-white hide.

11-13 is the conference itself where people go around the floor and play the games

>ultimate
C-clue?

9/11 simulator is back!

when flysim was released last time? 2006?

>you lived long enough to see age of empires 2 be re-re-re-released like skyrim

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>Age of Empires II :^^^^^^)

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oh no!

I keep forgetting Psychonauts 2 is a thing

Is this the guy who dropped SpaceBase DF-9?

>tfw have been playing AoE2 HD for months

HELL YES! THIS IS THE STAR WARS GAME I WANTED

>bites the dust, the game

>catched

>3.3 million dollar goal

Still not excited bout any of this yet. Cyberpunk being a year away was the ultimate downer.

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>expecting CP2077 in 2019
You only have yourself to blame

Deer game looks fantastic, very kemono friends-like

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i got that pass on pc. currently have 40 games available

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How can I be part of this?

We've waited long enough dammit

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Pay for a ticket or be in the industry in some form to get a free invite

Microsoft fucking lost

this is all fine but swearing is a big nono

Yes please.

>mah strong wymyn
>niggarap
Yeah I'm thinking GoW is dead boys.

who is the bastard that defiled crazy train?

They're the only ones there. They won by default idiot.

Nintendo, retard

I never played GoW but I remember first trailer for GoW was really good. Not this shit

God the coalition sucks

Not actually there mongo

It died after 3. Arguably after 2

>Was being fucking blown the fuck out
>had to be saved

They have a direct and they have a presence at the show via Nintendo Treehouse, go choke to death on Phil Spencer's dick you nigger

This much of a seething nintentard.

Can you swap D-pad and analog on this gamepad?

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>DUDE LOOK A CAR LMAO

Why do they do this every fucking time?

CAR

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Your conference has been nothing but indie games and cinematic experiences, it's practically a Sony conference

how about lego racers instead

I had nothing to do with the making of this conference you baby

>Cyberpunk x Keanu
>GoW x Terminator
>Forza x LEGO
What's next

Jesus christ how long is this fucking trainwreck? I only want to see the new Fromsoft game

Car on stage!

THE CAR IS FUCKING MADE OF LEGO

holy SHIT i forgot about the pop figure GoW game

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Finally, Pop GoW. Exactly what we all wanted

Gear x pop
You shouldn't have asked.

How did the fuck it up this bad after last year?

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>blood
>gore
>zombies
fucking goty

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PHANTASY FUCKING STAR

Just move on to the neXtbox. It's clear they've saved all their new studios for that.

>phantasy star in 2019

>>phantasy star in 2020
ftfy

Genunely hyped for this!

>not XIV
FUCK

you think pso will be only for xbone?
or I can play on PC?
I would buy a console for this.

>you think pso will be only for xbone?
>or I can play on PC?
both

both fool

We're hitting nondescript dudebro shooter levels that shouldn't be possible.

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Japan is such a boring country to have Assassin's Creed in.

Was it some kind of F2P fps port or something? I'm not sure.

I think Japanese fantasy might be my least favourite genre. It always looks so fucking generic and has the worst worldbuilding/general writing which is what Western fantasy relies on

Hope memelands 3 fails and gearbox die the death they deserve.

>new Tales of
>weak claps

I LOVE MUSCLE GIRLS

Crossfire is tencents old ass ripoff of CS1.6
I guess they made a new one to ripoff csgo and battlefield at the same time

oh no

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shloot

Edgy lotr

>xbox one
>pc
Oh nononono don't let pskeks see this

>bring on grrm
>accidentally a LOTR rip off
shoulda seen that coming

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AHHHHHHHHHH

>free*

I can't wait for the Xbox X One Two!

IM AN RPG GAMER

Xbox All

>bought a ps4
>keep thinking how weak the lineup was if a new ps5 comes out
>realize xbox is getting replaced sooner and that piece of shit had NOTHING

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God this such a wordy way of saying absolutely fuck all

That nigga's beard tho

>Halo is now another shitty game where you play as a dad who trips all over the place

It's sucha shame, but they fucked up the xbox one from the beginning

xbox is over
post them

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