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One of these threads?
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what I played: 999
what I expected: professor layton, the anime
what I got: jigsaw from saw, bombs, the horror movie the third act of the titanic turns into, pictures of wild conspiracy theories about egyptians, philosophy 101 text book, apologize to the funyarinpa! looper
I gotchu OP. These threads are hard as fuck to get traction for.
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Gonna post the same shit I do in all of these threads. If these are stale, tell me to fuck off.
I beat Bayonetta and I don't get any of your "got" pics
what i played: game constantly hyped up by Yea Forums
what i expected: something worthy of that praise
what i got: shit
if you played bayonetta and didn't get slight femdom, butterfly wings, a giant goddess, the general vibe of a fashion runway, sentient hair, and a planet exploding from it you need to maybe stop lying
Yeah that’s about right.
I want to play this game but I feel like my roommates will never look at me the same way again once they find out I own it
Was gonna make one for fire emblem and host I expected it to be the hobit + Risk and what I got was Game of thrones + wifu simulator + Final Fantasy Tactics... but then I was a lazy faggot
Gameplay is pretty shallow, but you can expect that from a musuo. Somehow, it still requires a fair bit of grinding. But catching a bunch of enemies in your super attacks and seeing that combo number rise is a real cheap dopamine hit.
accurate
RIP, it'll never happen
Still the best one
Fuck you, Jonathan
What game?
>twin snakes
Stella Glow
My first and pretty shit one at that
God dammit
PS4/5/PC version pls Vanillaware
fuck you got me
that's actually both
Pretty accurate
>using guns for anything other than quickshot
casul
this game is fucking hard
>shantae
why do people unironically enjoy these games, i cant force myself to suffer through the entire shit fest
Its possible to beat wrecking racing legit but yeah, its hard as the a.i scores points no matter what you do. Alternatively drive backwards on the first 2 tracks of each division and rack up enough points that you can score nothing for the rest of the races and still win.
cute girls, funny writing, and decent platforming.
I've yet to play the X360 Turner Challenge or Racer Drift 2
I'm a fucking retard. Meant to reply to not
kek'd
also longing for a PC port. What a great game it is.
>Alternatively drive backwards on the first 2 tracks of each division
... you could do that..?
I only played the Drift games. Is Zero worth?
this but in VR, 100% this
I don't know the differences with Drift, and I haven't put much hours into Zero. But as a fan of the night time racing, it's fun.
Beware of the currency error, due to in-game price conversions between Yen and USD, the US version of Zero is very grindy to get money.
Yep - game is entirely based around the player car completing laps for a race to finish. As long as you don't get wrecked the a.i will lap forever and there is no penalty at all for going the wrong way. The first track in the first division (pine hills raceway) can net you upwards of 700 points if you keep clipping the a.i as they scream down the straight and spin out.
Stock car racing is pretty fucking hard as that can't be cheesed.
I'm currious.
There is SS and Bettle Fighting on it?
god I wish activision wasn't so dogshit trash retarded
prototype could have been a good series, they had a good amount of story to work with in the first game and they threw it all out for the second game
>tfw finally dropped TF2 for good
>Fear
I'm the only one who tried to kill the girl, instead of run from it?
Fuck you Dragons Dogma was fun
Still valid for VI.
Would this be playable on a dualshock controller? It looks fun but i dont have much interest in racing games so im not gonna shell out for a wheel.
My 10 year old self would be in a shock right now.
Welp, now I know that I'm playing today.
>repost same pic gorillion times
>it's still a 255 color gif
classic
I could only really control FWD cars on controller. RWD is a nightmare
Its on a level you just don't understand.
perfection
... I haven't played any of these games.
Both excellent.
I played this as a kid too, damn
Are you 12 by chance? If not you need to unfuck your shit NOW and play at least G-police and future cop.
And I'm out.
>pic
Yes.
Came for the /SS/ but the porn was disappointing, however the nostalgic summer vacation vibe was on point.
Need more games like this desu.
RJ202893
Here comes another one
This was more effort than it was worth
Fucking Excellent
Hulk Ultimate Destruction was kino
oh hey a Kotaku writer browsing Yea Forums
top kek
So true!
I played DS3 and all DLC recently and don't feel this image is accurate at all.
Kotaku probably rated the game higher than I ever would. It's easy and it's trash.
saving this
amazing work
turned out surprisingly good
I'm terrified TWW3 is going to be a depressing piece of shit now that they've revealed that they could do better just literally did not give a fuck about warhammer
haha it's funny because what you expected is true now and the old game is dead
:D
Take note. This is how you're supposed to use the format. The zillion images on the bottom are all linked to the same Idea, that of tasty japanese food.
Original Content
You should stop
SWLegends worth a download?
make more
how's the single player version?
Multiplayer versus bots.
My first one.
Here's my first one
Don't remind me
but good work all the same
Accurate. Gameplay was mediocre, the voice acting and story carried it all.
good work
Thanks user
Why fix something that isn't broken
Does anybody remember a thread when this image was being reposted but the images were getting constantly degraded with each post to the point where it was an unimaginable mess?
I've never even heard of this game, what is it?
>momodora
>bloodborne
Bretty accurate.
Shinobi's pretty popular SEGA IP in the MegaDrive days, and the 3DS re-imagining was kind of a throwback to it. It's a 2D sidescrolling action game.
that big mike got me
do people still play heroes of stalingrad? literally my fav shooter of all time.
This made me try the Ys series.
Thanks collage maker.
you went into a game that has a story based in Afghanistan and you didn't expect a desert?
i tried
best one right here
It's A. You're not giving the fucking block any momentum.
the truest one here
we need to go deeper
I feel you, user.
inaccurate
switch "what I expected" and "what I got"
(You)
One of the songs really does feel like Erika
ACCURATED.
I'ts about the content, user.
looks like I'm buying it this summer sale