Kick, punch!

NOW STEP ON THE BRAKES

fucking kek

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>steadfast
Holy based

keep in mind that the autists obsessed with him are barely more functional than he is.

>you'll never fire a dart gun at a picture of the man who won an online Parapa the Rapper video contest on a sunny morning as Aqua Teen Hunger Force plays on the TV in the background in your comfy cluttered room
Why even live bro

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IT'S ALL IN THE MIND
IF YOU WANNA TEST ME, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND
THE THINGS I TEACH YA ARE SURE TO BEAT YA
NEVERTHELESS, YOU GET A LESSON FROM TEACHER
NOW KICK!

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The endurance test. How far can people go in this video without trying to pause it or close out?
youtube.com/watch?v=EYHqGcR3xi0

Oh sweet jesus its too good

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Excuse me I think I'm a bit more functional than Chris, I actually have a contract job

I miss classic chris

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What I'm about to say is dead serious.

Chris turning into a tranny has introduced a level of mental illness that surpasses even his original psychosis. Classic Chris NEVER had schizophrenic delusions. They were autistic but not schizophrenic.

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KICK PUNCH CHOP

Well, that's hardly a surprise.

Damn he looks like a granny

Chris has just become insane at this point. its almost sad to see happen, even when he was massively a goof that people enjoyed to poke fun at

Old Chris seemed like a bro

Chris isn't insane, he's just easily manipulated. Sadly some sick bastard came along and convinced him to chop his own dick off.

He's either gonna go in a mental institute or commmit suicide at this point, and those two things aren't mutually exclusive and at an even worse possibility is that he harms someone in the process

Does Chris give good tittyfucks?

fuck off, don't tell me the merge and his other nonsenses he spouts on twitter isn't litteral schyzophrenia

did he cut it off? I thought he just got some sort of cut on his taint and thought it was a vagoo

right right. I should've said that, but at times he did act insane from the said manipulation. The entire saga of chris chan is just a long road that deserves some sort of closure, but it wont end

Is his transition the result of someone convincing him to become a woman? I'm autistically interested in CWC and have been following his shenanigans since 2011, but fell off after he went full tranny. Did someone convince him he was a woman?

>Classic Chris NEVER had schizophrenic delusions
LOL he was, you are just new to the lore. In the surface his power level is just your average teen anime/cartoon fan, in the deep he was aways into some cultist new-age shit
sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_reality
sonichu.com/cwcki/Reality_Cartoon

he cut off his taint twice

he could've fucking died if someone didn't tell him to go to a doctor

>Chris isn't insane

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This cannot be real, holy shit

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are you saying he cut it off himself and had to seek medical attention afterwards?

He barely understands what he's doing with the trans shit. He just wants to fit in with a group that accepts anyone so he can meet girls and people who will not shit on him
In mind Chris is aways be a naive kid who merely pretends to understand the world around him, and some will say that he is blessed for this

Tranny Chris isn't funny imo, just depressing.

>got pierced on his fucking taint
>thinks he has a vagina
>OPENS THE WOUND WITH A KNIFE
>refused to go to a doctor
>eventually went

he did it twice IIRC

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Chris is too stupid to kill himself.
Also his massive ego wouldnt allow it.

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>said no one ever

this

He cut the taint, which is right behind your balksack, and tried to dilate himself. He kept his dick and then tried to impregnate himself since he now had both sets of genitals.

holy fuck

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I think it started when someone told chris that the best way to attract a woman was to be one. I don't think that person intended for all this shit to happen

fuck you tranny chris gave us bundychu and the fucking merge

Chris added a S for "straight" in SLGBT because he thought it would end homophobia if everyone celebrated together
He IS just a innocent kid

you're not funny

DEEPEST LORE

I fucking endured all 9 minutes and 51 seconds on hard mode because it reminded me of several other things that just made my brain die.
Worst part is definitely when he moans at the mere mention of tits

well I'm not chris

>The entire saga of chris chan is just a long road that deserves some sort of closure, but it wont end

I think Barb dying will be the beginning of the end. The Fimbulwinter before Ragnarok. Apparently she's transferred her debt to Chris so she'll die debt-free and leave Chris to go fuck himself. Chris will probably lose the house and wind up on the streets.

is he turning into brianna wu?

>not to mention that I have also talked with his reincarnated soul in his sonichu form

It started out as a piercing

I'm suing you niggers for damages holy shit that's disturbing

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So im the tranny by saying that its sad looking at chris now?

He’s lost a lot of weight

Not nearly as funny as most of the pre-tranny shit

sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit
have fun !

>reading comprehension

This, only way he'll manage to kill himself is doing something incredibly stupid even by his standards. Though this is a man who burnt his house down trying to make coffee in his bathroom, so the possibility is still very much on the table.

He almost died with the unclit

if this shit got infected he would've been finished

Based Barb

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>Though this is a man who burnt his house down trying to make coffee in his bathroom

To be fair that one's on Barb. He was making coffee in the bathroom because the kitchen was filled with her hoard.

Is Chris-Chan the natural endpoint if the the human psyche? This person’s mental has been pushed to absolute brink and has yet to totally shatter. It’s cracked for damn sure though

>what is proper punctuation

>After a couple of weeks, the piercing began to migrate out of Chris's body in a process referred to as "rejection." Instead of letting the area heal before a second attempt, Chris immediately tried to re-pierce it, with a safety pin. This rather predictably resulted in the migration worsening, and even after going to a professional and having it re-done again, his body still rejected it and Catie eventually convinced Chris to give up on the piercing altogether.

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Coke does that to ya

How did she transferred her debt?

The amount of dedication to this character that Chris has is astounding

She's seriously screwed him over. I mean, he was already screwed, she's done nothing to prepare him for life on his own, but because of her debt-bullshit Chris is going to be swarmed by debtors and lose everything. That's gonna be hard for Chris, losing all his toys and games and sonichu stuff.

stay mad Yea Forumsirgins

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Chris has always hated men, even male genitalia, specifically homosexual men.

Was it ever revealed who molested him as a child? Because there's no way that didn't happen. Not making light of that either, that sucks and we see the results of such trauma.

What fresh hell is this
What a waste of tugboat funding

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How old was he when he lost his virginity? I wanna know if I beat CWC

the man in the pickle suit

He was in his early 30s, so past wizard status. You see what powers he developed as a result.

Chris is what you get when two older people already out of fucks to give from raising previous kids have a special needs child and make all the wrong decisions raising him.

Can't remember exactly but I think she uses his credit cards to pay off her debt. Not to mention she shakes him down for money so she can buy more hoard.

I LIVE IN RUCKERSVILLE VIR-GIN-YA!

nobody honestly believes a word Chris says, you have to take it with a grain of salt

that girl in question would be half his age.

Based and Bundy pilled

Not sure if I should be glad or not that it didn't take me that long

His mom shares a bed with him, I get the feeling she got a bit touchy with him

it was confirmed by the insiders. Also he went back one more time.

I'm no psychologist, but would that contribute to his hatred of men? Usually you hear guys with overbearing/abusive/touchy mothers becoming homosexual

Chris doesn't hate men because he was molested, he hates men because "they take all the pretty girls and leave him with none". Chris hates anyone who acts as an obstacle to his ultinate goal of getting laid. Men, the police, his old college dean... at least 90% of Chris's grudges started with someone foiling his latest cunning plan to get some puss, even if that wasn't their intention, even if they didn't even realize what they'd done.

>high level gear in starting area

It was a prostitute

>when you die you are reborn in sonichu universe
I have never enjoyed living more

OK, he had sex, but no he is a she and she has chopped his penis.
I prefer staying as I am. Maintaining my sanity between reality and Yea Forums.

Just one more year and I'll also have premonitions of the merge.

Someone told him the best way to get a girl was to get in touch with his feminine side. You can see how well that went.

>Not to mention that i have also talked with his reincarnated soul in his Sonichu Form, Bundychu
this is easily the single funniest sentence i have ever read

Didn't he say he was locked in his room for 8 hours by a baby sitter and he didn't speak for 2 years or something like that.

He's more of a Fanta person actually

he still has his penis though

>look it up
>it's fake

Sad that I bought into this so easily.

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I'd be inclined to believe this more if the object of MOST of his hatred weren't the gays. He talks against them more than any other person/group in his early videos, save for "the trolls." More than Mary Lee Walsh, the guys who already have all the pretty girls, etc

hes going to go off the actual deep end when barb finally kicks the bucket

It was a hooker.
He literally had to pay for it.

It's not lmao, it's his old twitter account. this is 100% real
twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1088524799796830215

what fucking bank would give chris a credit card with anything more then a $250.00 limit? I mean holy shit what a ridiculously irresponsible thing to give such a a retarded person

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It's not though

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It's time.

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Imagine falling so low you let CWC fuck you for money. I suspect she already killed herself.

Will I find a cute tomboy GF

Supposedly she stopped being a hooker shortly afterwards her encounter with CWC.

Oh, Sonic totem...
Will Banjo be in Smash Ultimate?

should i bother watching E3?

I occasionally think how Chris could probably make a decent amount of Twitch money if he stuck to a regular schedule and figured out how to set up a stream environment. He plays video games all day anyway, might as well expose himself to viewers and take donations for it. I estimate he'd get well above 1k viewers on an average day.

BASED HOLY SHIT

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she's a prostitute user, they find anyone attractive as long as you have dosh

is that a yes? answer me you fuck

CWC probably was polite, didnt have any STDs, and came in about 2 minutes. Even gave her a gift basket. Imagine the smell though...

HIDE

time to ruin the thread?

The color choice on that outfit tho

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Everyone hates faggots

Will Xbox's E3 conference be amazing?

Honestly, I think that if Chris had compromised and found some homely autistic girl to be with, he'd be a lot better off than he is now. He'd probably still be dressing and acting like the old Chris, I think.

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It looks like he raided a 6 year old girl's room

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his parents utterly failed him in that regard. totally inept in the world.

>The only people that will show up to Chris's funeral will be the people that destroyed his life.

He sees them as an obstacle too. He saif before that he fears being lead off the straight path.

Am I gonna make it, oh great one?

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Will I find a new, well paying job?

Why do I get a "Filer No Longer Exists (404 Error) every time I try to open an image? This never happened before.

is loving myself ever possible?

Hello, Ian...

This was the first Saga I witnessed unfolding first hand. Crazy to think that shit was 10 years ago

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He hated gay guys because he was was afraid he'd catch teh ghey from them. Apparently he was right.

Should I dilate?

Is it okay for me to be gay or should I continue pretending to be straight?

Should I get circumcised

someone post the sad plaque his father made for his workshed.. where dreams come true or something

MY NAME IS CHRIS

Well, Here's hoping that I won't find myself on the streets.

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Of course, goy-- err I mean fellow white person.

Losing that Sailor Moon poster in the fire didn't help either. It was the last thing that protected his straightness.

Okay, I'll ask again.
Is it okay for me to be gay, or should I continue pretending to be straight?

Is there any hope for CWC?

Will I find a gf this year

Idea Guys are the best thing to have happened to CWC lore since Stephanie Bustcakes.
Fuck White Knights and fuck Null.

He's going to be homeless soon, because Barb doesn't look like she's got too many years left on her. After she passes, he'll be all over youtube and twitter begging like mad for donations because he knows he'd going to be homeless now. Next thing you know, he'll be living out of his car and spending most of his time in the local library.

The entire Liquid saga is still likely one of the funniest things I'll ever experience in my life

Is he going to shoot up a theater because sonics arms are blue in the movie?

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Is Chris the only unlimited lolcow ? can't believe this shit is still ongoing

Actually decent advice for the situation. Thank you, Sonic Totem.

You dun goofed, user.

don't listen to the doll, just pay for the fucking surgery

Let's be honest, if you're legitimately concerned that a gay guy might "turn" you, you're probably already in the closet.

>to the victor go the spoils!

Wasn't my first run in with CWC, but probably my favorite

based

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Well, he did stare at a Sailor Moon poster everyday to "stay straight." Maybe he accidentally skipped a day or two?

its insane shes lived this long. she was like 300 pounds at age 73 or so and then starved herself until she was a normal weight. at that age, thats incredible shes still alive after doing all that.

"Yes, I am a homophobe; I fear them all, and I fear the tormenting temptations of falling off the straight path. But then I mentally, sometimes from a DVD (and if you'll pardon the expression), shove some pussy in my face. I tell you what, if I ever stoop down to changing my path, I might as well would get a gender change operation."

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He has rightfully earned his title as the king of autism. Hell keep going like this until the day of his death.

Oddly enough, this guy went of to be a complete failure.

Should I change my lifestyle?

>he tries to sell his body for money

I'm gonna be a cute trap in whenever the Merge occurs.

>Encounter Chris-Chan the first time in 2009 during the Liquid Chris saga
>Be actually confused which one is the true and honest Chris Chan

this and the Ivy date plan video are my two faves

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CURSEYAHAMEHA

he exists in this weird parallel between surviving an internet onslaught and being completely broken by it

like hes still around and has an internet presence which is amazing considering what hes been through but his brain is complete fucking mush at this point

fucking kek
that totem is a smart one.

Maybe him and that other fat fuck who lives in a van can be be vehicle roomies.

>I tell you what, if I ever stoop down to changing my path, I might as well would get a gender change operation
He was trying to tell us even back then he wanted the D.

>But then I mentally, sometimes from a DVD (and if you'll pardon the expression), shove some pussy in my face.

See, if you have to do that to "stay straight", you're probably not straight to begin with. Chris was so far in the closet he was in Narnia, fucking Mr. Tumnus, trying to convince himself that "it's not gay if he's a faun".

source?

Okay, so I probably should've just asked the totem.

I wonder if Chris will end up like Terry? I miss Terry.

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Hello Mister Totem, should I touch myself while singing All Stars?

Is the collapse of civilization imminent?

>Bundychu

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Shut that GOD DAMN thing off!

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He ended up getting married to a woman who cucked him constantly, and he hid Zelda erotic fan fiction and art in the attic that she made him burn when she found them.

Source incoming

LIIIIIIIQUUUUUUUUUIIIID!!!

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>chris gives updates on twitter by using one of the library's computers
>he gets banned from the library for A. mass debating at one of the computers or B. arguing with a child
>that will be the last we hear from chris until one of his orbiters announces his death
i didn't want it to end this way

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I'M WORKING ON IT

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You can't name one person as morbidly interesting as Chris

chris has half the iq of terry. he will probably end up moving in with some paypiggy tranny after barb dies.

terry rivals him, even when dead

Our system thinks your post is spam

This is what happens when you keep a series going on longer than it should.

okay im asking again

>wearing a tiara

Holy shit.

His schizophrenia is just the advanced form of his early autism.

He still wants to sex women. He's not gay, just terminally autistic. For all we know he watched a South Park episode where some guy is afraid of turning gay and thought it was a real thing.

This boy ain't right.

youtu.be/eKrl7SA0Myo

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Chris has been fairly gay and bicurious since forever. He has always said his worry with gays is that he will become one

He deserves nothing!
DUUHHIEEEEEEEEE YOOOUUuu

grats

That probably is what happened

That was one of the best. Now that kiwi farms controls CWC and is feeding him shit, it’s kinda sad how history is being revised in regards to a lot of events. Kiwi farms is like the resetera of “trolling”. They don’t troll, they just virtue signal. Just like how resetera doesn’t actually play games.

Chris is too stupid to intentionally kill himself, but that also means he's more than stupid enough to kill himself without intending to. It's like a double edged sword, which incidentally you would have to be pretty stupid to use. He's already come close to killing himself accidentally at least twice.

It's all in the...m-mind?

It's funny how the face hardly changes

source video?

Twitch would ban him before too long unless faggot null and the rest of his white knights filtered the chat for him and only fed him things that were sanitized.

Usually yeah, if youre getting aroused otr erect, but with CWC it may just be either severe christian autism (where he has to make up a purifying ritual for a religious no-no), or just that any reference to sex makes him horny

>They don’t troll,

Those people are too easy to anger to be good trolls.

something about cole bothers me to an insane degree

Idk, he just didn't filter the abstract thoughts that can be caused by loneliness, I'm sure most the anons here have dark crazy thoughts but know better to keep them to themself or post anonymously

FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
FUCK THE PAIN AWAY

He looks like an uncooked turkey

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>He still wants to sex women.

He wants to have sex because he thinks it's a rite of passage to adulthood, and because that's how he has to make the daughter he saw in his dream. If making a baby required punching a woman in the face, Chris's goal would be to punch a woman in the face. He doesn't care about the act, just what it can provide him: the daughter he dreamed about as a kid and validation as an adult.

Also he has imaginary husbands now.

JULAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Reminder that Chris supposedly offered (or went through with) giving blowjobs for more cash to buy autism toys with

>The only people that will show up to Chris's funeral will be the people that destroyed his life.

This is not a joke:

Chris's funeral will be attended by thousands. It will also be steamed to an audience of millions.

Kiwifarms has literally become bipolar and schizophrenic, and is currently in the process of brainwashing themselves into believing they are chris benefactors and only true friends, and not actually an organized harassment site specifically but together to stalk and abuse CWC specifically through impersonation, blackmail, stealing data, and convincing him to self harm.

Never forget that a 13 year old convinced chris to shove a medallion in his ass on stream.

So, are Kiwifamrs lying to themselves, or are they trying to lie to the public and a possible court?

>the daughter he dreamed about

Pretty sure he wants to fuck her too, so I don't know if "rite of passage" is entirely correct. He has some deep sexual frustration that extends beyond "passing" into adulthood.

it's all in the... mind?

Orange Fanta, specifically

youtube.com/watch?v=riHgBEu3OSk

I feel a bit embarrassed for him.

bluespike needed help holy fuck

>Classic Chris NEVER had schizophrenic delusions.
Please see the "Chris and Reality" page on the wiki

Will Banjo get into Smash?

Groovy post.

youtu.be/hOsOwKjlARI
1:28

Chris has always been funny and entertaining.
But his autism, family problems, and being harassed online fucked with his head beyond repair.

Chris doesn't think he'll really be an adult until he starts having sex. As you can see, he's become decreasingly picky in potential partners.

Who is this Terry we're all talking about?

holy shit i haven't seen this in years lmao

>I'm workin on it.

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I wonder if there was ever something like a Chris-Chan before modern times

Of course. The internet just wasn't around at the time.

>Idea Guy
My Chrisology is rusty, what the fuck is that referring to?

Will it work out with her? Even if only for a while.

Clawshrimpy, for being such a persistent embarrassment (and that's a good thing!)

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Kiwi farms was never that, people mistake kiwi farms for the private villa of corrupted citizens, where troll ops were planned. Kiwi farms was the cwcki forum, it was just where the spergs who maintained CWC’s wiki hung out.

Yes, I know, but my point was that since he also wants to fuck his future daughter, that goes beyond a rite. The deed would have already been done, leaving him with still fucked up sexuality.

youtube.com/watch?v=UCgoxQCf5Jg&t=3s
heres a literal documentary about him.
buckle up, user

How does Chris still function at all?

A tranny responsible for whispering bullshit in chris's ears, like the Merge

A person or persons who feed into Chris' delusions, furthering his insanity. Idea Guy is just a handle they use.

Will my clinical depression ever end?

Its not fake you nigger

Brilliant. Thank you. Good to see that mentally ill people are still influencing him all these years later.

Either you don't know how far down the rabbit hole he is or you are far more disturbed then you realise.

I remember /cow/ threads on the pvcc. They're gone now but here is what I remember. It shouldn't surprise you that most of the pvcc were pretty much as fucked up as the autistic guy they stalked. Liquid Chris in particular.
>Had a deformed crippled arm that he was careful to hide in every video
>Works in a lab in some capactity. Used to do cancer research.
>Married Kacey
>She turned out to be a fat and a bitch
>Forced him to stop playing Zelda because she found his Zelda porn
>Would use him financially
>Would throw fits for mcflurries at all hours of the night
>He wasn't allowed to go to the McDonald's because she didn't like that one
>She would force him to drive one town over to get the hood mcflurries at like 3 am

m.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwZp-j170Y
GET IT THRU YR FUCKIN SKULLS

>Chris will probably lose the house and wind up on the streets.
I honestly doubt he’ll be on the streets, more likely someone from Kiwi Farms will just let him live in their basement in exchange for new Sonichu issues and more wacky shenanigans

Will I ever find happiness, oh wise Sonic Totem?

>thinking chris had any grasp on reality to begin with
Seems like chris chan isn't the only delusional one here...

Sorry, friend.

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He literally believed in a cartoon dimension, like in roger rabbit.
That's why he got so butthurt when people drew his characters being gay because he thought "somewhere" it would actually come true.

RIP Internet Lumberjack
Bob had no business raising children but he did anyway God love him

i just wish he got the part about Yea Forums right. /g/ has known about him for like a decade, but he seems to think /pol/ is all of Yea Forums

The same banks that resold subprime mortgages, then basically bet on if those mortgages would fail and then bet on the bet. I would never expect them to do irresponsible things.

That's the teen troon squad, the idea guys are the ones who forced edgy humor into chris's world and extorted him using blackmail

lol not even a homely autistic girl would want to be with Chris, are you kidding me?

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Just like a wu-man

Fine, a straight up retahd then.

>odds go outside to make the world a better place
>evens sit on my ass reading the cwcki and looking at porn all afternoon
Rolling

Will I ever be successful?

TELL ME WHY I'M STUCK AS A VIRGIN WITH RAGE

>What you just did is stick a knife in our backs and kill us
Jesus Christ that still makes me feel really bad

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I cannot hear the original song in the same way ever again

It all went downhill after he won those sonic games as a kid

What about DSP with his 10 Year financhu crisis legacy?

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Even retards want Chad

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the internet is what ruined him. without the internet he would just be drawing sonic and pokemon characters for the rest of his life instead of exposing every detail of his life to the world.

Chris has a corrupting power.
The more time you spend interacting with him the more like him you become.

Retards should be sterilized.

Except no one ever cared that their house was a mess. People sent the vids to the health department and they didn't care. Even if it was a problem and they went to investigate, all the Chandlers had to do was throw out all their shit.
It just goes to show how terrible Borb was to Chris. Extremely manipulative emotionally and they try to guilt him constantly. Instead of actually being parents they acted like spoiled teenagers in front of him. For an autist with poor social skills in general, life has probably been hell for Chris with them. He can't read them or figure out what he's supposed to do, they just scream at him or manipulate him into doing what they want. Probably why he just shut down around the time he was in HS and never matured past that.

chris-based Yea Forums the musical based on eldorado when?

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Same. I heard it at a store a few months back and immediately thought of Chris Chan.

WHEN'S THE NEXT CHAPTER, YOU HACK-FRAUD!?

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no matter what you rolled you're doing the latter faggot.

Holy fucking kek of god

Classic early boomer, late greatest generation mentality. Creating a terrible environment for any human being to live in, force your child to grow up in filth and manipulation, and then get mad when they accidentally spotlight the hellcage they've created for themselves. CWC is a retard nightmare but his parents are freaks.

Chris fears and loathes retards.

We'd have to start with you then user

What's funny is that Chris had the perfect way out of all this. When everyone thought he was a troll due to the Ian Brandonson video, all he had to do was confirm it and leave the internet forever. But he couldn't do that because he's a moron.

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He also could have ignored everything, which he said he would do multiple times, but he always came right back

The Chris-Chan saga went to shit after people started getting physically involved with his life. They're bigger losers than Chris himself.

how did he not get arrested for this? actually illegal

oh powerfull sonic totem. will i get called for a job this month? please, i have to pay rent

True. There's an ad that plays before every movie at the theater I go to with a guy singing karaoke to the song and every time I hear it I internally think of Virgin With Rage.

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>more likely someone from Kiwi Farms will just let him live in their basement in exchange for new Sonichu issues and more wacky shenanigans
I can actually see that hapenning, just living in a kiwifags basement while he posts every detail of his daily life on the forums and forces Chris into autistic slave labour.

its the same with any lolcow. the people most obsessed with them are bigger losers than the lolcow

fuck yes absolutely based!

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I got banned for posting this once. Was the mod that did it a virgin?

Bless his soul, He wasn't perfect but you can tell he cared for Chris.

I think the main factors were his Parents, The Internet and himself. I can't imagine how different it could've turned out if his Parents gave him the help he needed. It's disappointing.

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Will I have a cute wife?

I wouldn't want to get near chris, let alone touch him if I was a cop.

i live nearer to Chris than is comfortable. how much do you think he'd charge for an autograph?

Will we get Bannerlord this year?

MOAR

200$ he dosn't know much about value

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Will everything be ok?

A guy who fed Chris ideas and blackmailed him. After him, a group of trannies did similar stuff.

MODS BTFO

Why did Chris Chan upload a video of himself fucking a blow-up doll? What is it with lolcows uploading videos of themselves doing sexual things? Madthad did the same thing where he fucked his bodypillow naked.

Will Banjo be in Smash?

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WILL WE GET BANNERLORD THIS YEAR?

autists dont feel empathy. empathy comes with shame.

Is everything gonna be alright?

To impress JULAY

NIGGUH WHY YOU ASKED??? FFS

Will that cute girl from work go out with me if I ask?

Pretty sure most of Chris' lewds were leaked by trolls posing as potential sweethearts, and not intentionally uploaded by Chris

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F

every fucking thread

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU

Will things go well on the 19th?

o98014
yeah, but somebody who can experience shame wouldnt send a vid of them fucking a blowup doll to a random

YOU CAN CHANGE FATE user
ANYTHING CAN CHANGE

...

So it is written, user.

FUCK THAT
FUCK YOU
I'M NOT LISTENING TO SOME AUTIST'S CREATION

let's try it out
Will that user change his future about the cute grill?

WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND RAPEY, BANJO FAGS

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Is everything going to be okay

Will I get called in to work on my days off again this week?

Is Yea Forums for fags?

Am I doing the right thing?

I tried... sorry user...

The Totem is the only truth. I'm sorry, user.

DO YOU REALIZE

O great purchased sonic totem,will someone finally kill Chris this year?

Should I study today or should I just chill?

Will things ever be okay

Oh great Totem! I come before you to ask one question:
Will I ever find the one girl to be with me till the end of my days?

answer me you faggot
will things ever be okay?

Good lord, you poor soul

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youtube.com/watch?v=3FmN46XQius

DO. YOU. REALIZE.

Will the great bolide of brainmind finally make finale upon the earth?

gib gf now

Oh great totem, give me a definitive answer
Is Yea Forums for fags?

its ok user, you can always suck cock

Will Bundychu show up in the next Sonichu saga?

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Tell me,do you bleed?

Its OK user. I expected this. I believe it is for the best.
It IS better to alone right o' great one?

CWC is tapping into arcane knowledge even experienced wizards dare not to meddle with

Am I the sonic totem?

just stfu and jerk off man

They don't have money to eat, you see. Please send donations.

See. The great one agrees with me.
One more question o' wise one: Will the new Sonic movie be good?

there is something about those images of chris in his room. I guess i just miss old CWC, but all that clutter and the CRT, i dont know. Its nostalgic. He made a sanctuary on late 90's 2000s era stuff. I guess i miss being a teenager and discovering CWC

Can trees feel love?

I see. Even the great Totem cannot forsee that future.

Time to fuck the trees, user.

Fine, if it please the totem

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Will Chris survive till the end of the year?

You're seeing Bob through rose tinted glasses. Bob was an absolute failure of a parent and a terrible person. Leaving your baby son with a babysitter reguarly - who turned out to be abusive - to go out drinking and partying with your wife was irresponsible and terrible
There's a reason why his other children never took contact with him again

One more question then. Should I wear protection?

Beware of splinters

How the fuck does he have the pain tolerance for it?

Again. Will he survive till the end of the year?

But his autism is the very reason why he's funny and entertaining.

idiot, the answer to this question is ALWAYS yes
unless you're trying to get preggers

Oh great. I guess that's a no.

Shut the fuck up, the will of the totem is the way

I guess user will have to get used to his Saplings.

yeah his parents really fucked him up. I know the joke is that he's high functioning autistic, but he really is. Theres no reason someone like chris couldnt have become a fairly normal person with a job and independence if he had supportive parents and some social worker help or some shit

But I can't get trees preggers,can I? Hold on a sec.
Can I get trees preggers?

that video was so bizarre. He showed a level of self awareness and actually came off clever

Is anyone ever going to challenge his insanity? How come he hasn't been put in an asylum yet?

Is the Pope really the mouthpiece for God or just a man in a position of power?

Fuck, man i didn't needed that image in my head

pls forgive, I repent, can I be saved?

Even after all these years this one still makes me laugh so much

please answer me oh great totem of infinite wisdom. will this year find that girl who shall i impregnate?

I'm pretty sure I saw Megan at a store the other day when I was down in Virginia on business. It was a weird feel.

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I'm happy for you user

that is weird

Oh great stumpyness. Will user create a new breed of Tree Homunculi

Will I ever get a gf?

One day his story will be told as some Netflix hit, after he shoots up the studio that is making the new Sonic movie.

Am I going to die alone ?

>Megan is living a normal life
>Liquid Chris is a doctor
>Blue Spike has to live with what he did to Chris every day
>Clyde, Tito, Ivy, etc have all moved on with their lives

What is that supposed to mean?

So how did he ever justify the Merge not happening?

Ok I am asking again: will I ever get a gf?

Bannerlord some time between now and the next two years?

Will SE show Tifa this E3?

Will I get over my alcoholism?

>never
no

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Well fuck

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Blue Spike was groomed to do it. Hope he doesn't feel too bad. And Clyde has to live with his only successful venture being the unmarketable shit. Buzzleberry and P4R were both failures.

Should I stick my dick in the crazy lady next door?

Bluespike actually said a little while ago he regrets what he did to chris

He's gonna take her place

>Bundy-Chu
I can't breathe.
Send helpkvdosVM

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Will I ever get my fucking life together?

Should I fuck this bitch named amanda

Guess I’ll buy another 30 pack...

I have faith in Jesus Christ and the Holy Catholic Church, I repent for my sins and pride, I will do good works in the name of the Lord
Can I be saved for this?

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Will my parents ever get back together?

Now that’s some advice.

Please, sonic totem, answer my question

Will she leave him and will we be a thing again?

amazing

Can I have the powers of turn into an fish?

Don't you give me false hope Sonic Totem. I can't take it.

Listen to the pole man, move on.

The first step is to get off this shithole board.
God speed user.

Can I am become fish?

O Great Sonic Totem, Hear my Question! Should I survive the Dimensional Merge wrought forth by Christian Chandler, will I be able to claim the hearts of the two I love most?

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Will things be alright for me?

Can even YOU lose the game?

Will i finally die tonight instead of having to live with my painful bladder disease?

will I ever be rich?

Will i finally die tonight in my sleep?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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Only weens make fun of Chris for blue arms now days.

Is that the region ten in Charlottesville? I installed some gear in there for Martha Jefferson a few years back. It's the free health clinic if I remember correctly.

in one parallel universe this is the real chris who once had to encounter a deranged imposter

Should i start lifting

Asking this again

And again
Here comes another 4

When was that?

Oh almighty Sonic Totem will I find my soulmate gf that loves me for who I am?

holy shit

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Is he cute?

n-no.....

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Can I get a cute gf?

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will i get over my fears and live a happy life?

downtown charlottesville mall looks incredibly comfy

>for all of eternity
SMELL YOU LATER LOSERS

touché

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>borb

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unironically probably the result of an infection from his un-clit.

I haven't kept up with CWC lore but last I checked he hasn't recieved any actual medical treatment/procedure to transition; no HRT, no surgery, nothing.

all we have to do now is watch as both his madness and our own continue to worsen.

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Please, sonic totem, answer my question

Will she leave him and will we be a thing again?

asking

There is certainly a gritty romanticism about old CWC stuff.

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I feel the same way. I think it was around 2009 or 2010 when I first found out about Chris Chan, and he seems a lot more insane than I remember him being in the past.

Is the future bright?

>chris is the closest we will ever have to a real life truman show
Shits starting to get boring desu

Will I kill somebody by the end of the year?

Will e3 actually be good this year

That cut will likely be the death of him.

It's so easy to find the tweet, retard
kek

Will e3 be good this year?

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Will Cyberpunk 2077 actually turn out to be good?

can my intestinal infection finally clear up?

w-what

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Will i ever be able to fuck a cute alien?

Will I ever win the lotto?

What happens now?

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Does she love me

Should I quit?

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I'll ask again: should I quit?

What ever happen to Matthew?

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is mahvel 4 happening?

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Will TES 6 be shit?

Lock everything. Grab a gun. Hide. He will see you before you see him.

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will e3 be any good

Is it just me, or was this song used in a lot of 2010 Internet stuff?

Will people fall for Todd Howard's lies once again?

talkin about ecelebs, hmmm?

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Will patch 8.2 save BFA?

Doubt.

I still don't understand why he would record himself jacking off and singing all star.

i wish i could go back to when cwc was just a manchild in a shirt uploading dumb videos to youtube and curious about what kind of stupid shit he'd get into next.

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For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'and I just won'.

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Be honest, back then did you ever in a thousand years think things would get this bad?

Its impossible. As soon as user closes his eyes. He'll be there. He'll always be there
ALWAYS

Holy shit!

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DON'T DO IT! MODS FEAR THIS IMAGE

Should i feed my girlfriend?

>but he seems to think /pol/ is all of Yea Forums

Remember when people that were unfamiliar with this site used to think that Yea Forums was all of Yea Forums?

Am I straight?

I know more about this manchild than I do my own family.

It's crazy what a different time 2010 already feels like.

no not at all. He was really funny and interesting back when i was first discovering and following him. I checked out around the time i was 16 or seventeen when the bluespike thing happened. I check back in sometime later and he was doing the tomgirl thing and it was weird. Honestly havent followed since and its all just fucked up. Things would have been a lot better if people just let him be making dumb videos and comics.

yeah, i miss it

will she give me another chance?

I miss the fucking good days bros.
I miss the phonecalls
I miss Liquid Chris
I miss the orange Fanta.
I miss Asperchu
There were so many great fucking sagas.
Now we're left with a hollow shell of a man. There is no more joy to be found from him, only soul crushing despair.

Orange Fanta is a bit much.

That's exactly why it was fucking amazing. The sheer disgust that everyone expressed was a bonding moment like no other.

>CPU Blue Heart

Wait is Chris-chan into Neptunia now?

>I miss the phonecalls

I remember that "Kasey father" phone call that ended with the guy asking Chris "What will you do now?".

i remember being down the beach with family on vacation and not having internet there. I'd bike around the neighborhood looking for an unlocked wifi and then open a bunch of ED pages on chris with my ipod touch. I'd read them when i was lying in bed that night

Are you me? Did the same thing.
I fucking miss it bros

comfy times

Yes, actually she is one of the CPU's from Neptunia. Neptune was trying to meet him at the Gamestop he was banned from, but unfortunately they missed each other.

Will Leon be revealed for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate at E3 2019?

Will she be my gf?

Re-rolling

does that tall blonde chick at work like me?

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>razorfist profilepic

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Will it happen?