Imagine embarrassing yourself as a company so brutally that you just don't even show up the next year

I dunno it was pretty cool imo
space ninja farming is still a shit game though

WHAT SOUND DOES HE MAKE AGAIN?

I only followed the vapid drama sorroundimg the prasentation, but isn’t this flute dude something like a Japanese flute grandmaster?

A minute my ass it went on forever

Acquire intercourse

It's a video game event, not a traditional music concert.

Have sex

SO THIS IS THE POWER OF NOT HAVING GAMES.

bing wahoo

>traditional music by a white fag
>desu
yeah ok

Sure, but whenever this guy is brought up people are always shitting on his performance and just personally attack him when he didn't do anything wrong. I liked it when I saw it

Why couldn't he just dress normally?

how old are you? 11? 12?

Can I get a quick rundown on this guy? I keep seeing him but I don't know what his deal is

sony didn't have any games to show, let alone play, that's why they wasted time last year and didn't bother showing up at all this year.

He did nothing wrong.

basically SONY didn't have games so they hired some retards to play garbage on their stage for an uncomfortable amount of time

They just don't have a single vaporware game to shill this year.

FWEEEEEEE

>newfag doesn't know about word filters
Yeah ok baka senpai desu go be enraged on tumblr faggot

>Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?
well he's FWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>get to reveal the best game at E3 2018
>embarrassing yourself

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wot? Based on fucking what? Last year revealed both DMC5 and REmake 2, i dont fucking think so lad.

It was ceremonial garb for the FWEEE instrument. Even then why the fuck did they need to hire a musician when they could have just put it as AUDIO IN THE GAME TRAILER.

yikes
dilate

>best game at E3 2018
nope that honor goes to cyberpunk

people were angry that he was "culturally appropriating" but then it was revealed he's one of the best players of that instrument in the world or something

I can’t find my banjo dude picture so use your imagination
>Shot though the heart! And you’re to blame! The PS4 has no geams

Face me, Sekiro.

there were E3s better than last year

Excuses made by basedshitters last year: he’s the only one of 10 people in the whole wide world to master such a instrument
>sounds like absolute shit

more like, imagine reaching peak kino and transcending the videogame industry and its conventions

sony achieved nirvana

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Sony showed like 2 games at last E3, they padded the rest of their 2 hour show with musical performances (and relocating the entire audience to an entirely different auditorium because they had a special one JUST for jacking off Last of Us 2)

Right but we are talking about THIS year and its clearly not going to top last.

>sunfags
cope

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Oh look at Sonyfag who is an expert on appreciating 12 year olds

p-pedo

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>Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack

wait, isnt that one of the warframe devs?

>One time performance
>What shitty moment
>E3 cringe
>Gahahahaha more moreeee

His name is Cornelius Boots and he has a master's teaching license for the shakuhachi. As if your race has anything to do with your ability to play music, you're a moron and a cuck.

Yes, he is a game director

>sonyfags actually defending sony's E3 2018 conference
OH NO NO NO NO

this. it was okay at worst

so the entirely of Yea Forums?

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> Last year revealed both DMC5 and REmake 2

that must be what killed it

go back to redd.itera

Nigga I own a PS4 and that shit was embarrassingly hilarious. Sony needs to dig itself out of its own ass and just show video games instead of insisting everyone in the audience to huff their own farts

>Your race
Stop rp'ing as a jap, weebfag.

>implying
we're getting timesplitters trilogy remaster, psychonauts 2, oddworld soulstorm, and banjo kazooie remaster

Yes. it was still a shitty fuckign presentation. Nothing lost on them not showing up this year

Japan is modern so why the fuck is he wearing traditional clothing? He looks so bad

and....?

Why shit on fluteguy? His performance was rad
If you're gonna shit on something then talk about the 5min banjo guy for the LoU2 trailer
Or the 40 fucking minute long intermission right after it

We shit on it all.

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It was so incredibly problematic so see yet another straight white male appropriating Japanese culture like that. Like seriously Sony couldnt hire a real Japanese person, or a person of color, or a transgender person to play that song?

>change rooms multiple times to show off a new game and get these bad hosts while everyone goes to another room
What the fuck were sony thinking? One of worst presentation ever

that stomps last year

FWEEEE lends itself to more memes, but he was miles better than the banjo player. The whole presentation format was a disaster, though.

Because music. Why were you born? 'cause your whore of a mother couldn't swallow.

I know you're trolling but the guy was an expert on that music style.

Still much better than Randy's magic tricks at PAX.

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Based

HIROSHIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

I wish shitty things would disappear and never be seen again. Such as yourself.

that's probably because the instrument itself is pretty shit. it sounds like a 3rd grader playing a recorder

I loved this guy.

FWEEEEEEE

is that Steve from DE?

>when the announcement event for SamSho does this shit, but better
How embarrassing

he's a famous shakuhachi player, his master is japanese and he is basically one of the leading players in the world. Also he's acknowledged as such by the japs, unironically. Obese tumblyrites were crying cultural appropriation etc on twitter, and afterwards it turned out what I just mentioned^

As to why he played on stage, it was pr for Ghost of Tsushima. It was funny but a memorable hall of fame E3 event, and as you can see pc fats and xfags are coping hard since they have no games, again.

I don't know why people always complain about this guy when the show opened with some jackass playing the banjo for 5 minutes. I get why the internet at large complains about it, because cultural appropriation is a sin punishable by death, but you fags shouldn't care about that. Honestly the worst offense from the show was Last of Us 2 opening with a 10 minute cutscene featuring some of the most awkward teen romance writing I've seen in a long time. I have never felt a stronger feeling of "where are the fucking video games" than the opening of that conference. Flute man fweeting for a minute was nothing.

"I'M NOT WHITE I'M JEWISH"

FWEEEEEEEEEEE

I feel bad for flute man. He gets shat on because Sony were being pretentious dipshits and invited him to play at an event where it was totally out of place.

>If you're gonna shit on something then talk about the 5min banjo guy
This. The fucking banjo playing was worse and went on for longer.

Poor little sonyygger's no conference for you idiots, haha

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If you think this was the worst thing about Sony’s E3 last year I’m going to ask you to get some help

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have sex

shit wrong pic

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What happened last year. I forgot.

Forgot to add the bald basedboy

So people really be shitposting from both sides ?

kill yourself console war faggot

it's been this way since 2012

Flute guy was the only Good thing about that shitshow

Seethe harder, Xcucks

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literally nothing, Sony had 4 games but next to no actual gameplay for anything besides Spider Man. Then this weeaboo comes on stage and plays a flute instead of them talking about the fucking gameplay

How the fuck did their E3 last year get past planning? Honestly.
>Go to a tent for the first trailer
>Spend THIRTY FUCKING MINUTES MOVING TO THE MAIN VENUE
>Flutes and banjos instead of games
>End up showing only like 5 games over the course of two hours
>Let Microsoft show off all of the multiplats

yeah we know of the guy and hes a joke in the shakuhachi community
amazingly terrible at what he does and he only does it for attention

You're right. This was.

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Fuck, I almost forgot.
>Close out the presentation with Spider-Man for the THIRD YEAR IN A ROW

Did we ever figure out why Warframe's lead designer was playing the flute at Sony's presentation?

I fucking knew it

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He did not. Sony did, though.

>only japanese people are allowed to play their music and wear their traditional attire

even in Japan the xenophpbia isn't on this level.

Yeah, it was a rare performance of a genuine master of their art. But lots of people thought it was a waste of time, and the SJWs thought it was cultural appropriation. So Sony got a double dose of bullshit even though they were literally presenting something everyone watching will likely never see again in their lives.

>Let's do a Treehouse thing but remove any type of gameplay, charisma or any type of overall charm from it. The LGBT+ community will eat it up, they're brainwashed enough.
Good little corporate automatons, we now approve of your lifestyle.
NOW CONSUME PRODUCT

Sony needs to understand that you need to actually show gameplay at E3, not weeaboos on flutes

I hope everyone remembers the last few terrible Sony E3s when the PS5 releases and they have an "amazing" E3 again because they announced literally every game that's going to ever be on that platform, leaving them to show the same few games (again) for the next three E3s.

Who am I kidding though, people WILL forget and they will fall into the hype trap.

re2 literally shits all over gta2077

What did they do so wrong exactly? Having a guy play some music for a couple minutes?

seething

I don't actually understand how you got that from my sentence are you ESL?

he's legit the best jap flute player in the world.

Who gives a shit about e3 conferences if the games end up being good. If Death Stranding, TLOU2 and Ghost deliver, why would anyone care about some mediocre event.

dude lesbians lmao

>it doesn't have to be at night
stopped reading there

>>desu
imagine being this new desu senpai

Calm down, little snoycuck.

seethe

What about traditional white music?

So...wait...console war posts are pointless and stupid???

Whoa, uh, hey. I gotta go to my castle for a second.

Can someone post the 'racism!' screenshot related. You know wich one.

FWEEEEEEEEEEE

cope

What an original joke, user-kun

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look at the pictures
it's obviously a nintendo fanboy masquerading as both sides

The absolute worst part was the massive interludes between each segment, like nigga jesus christ at least stick a pre-rendered trailer there. Just an awkward panel trying to shill the conference as exciting or interesting

Fuck Snoy, can't wait for Microsoft and Bethesda to tell me what multiplat games I'm gonna be playing on my PS4 this fall

I used to have pretty good screencaps of this shitshow but I can't put my hands on them

2 minutes, and the banjo went on for 3 and a half minutes. Both honestly were ridiculous given them could've given us gameplay with it and that might've been neat but instead we came for videogames and got awkward looking around while some musicians played. That combined with the incredibly awkward transitioning between sets because immersion?

That was the composer for The Last of Us btw, in case you wondered who wrote that shitty music

this is proof that consoles are dying

dilate

>20 FPS art stations are dying
thank fuck. I literally haven't bought a console since 2007.

retard

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It wasn't that he has bad, but he had absolutely nothing to do with video games. Let's be honest, if not for the game trailers, no one would give a shit about E3. It's not a grand performance hall, it's a glorified trailer machine.

I think this is the worst its ever been.
Previous E3 presentations have been bad because of poor planning and live fumbles, but this one went according to plan and was terrible. They really expected people to enjoy live musical performances and waiting 15 minutes for them to take all the set decoration down after the last of us "performance".

>only 12 year olds couldn't appreciate some traditional music desu
user.
>show starts
>it's a dude playing the banjo for a prolonged music performance
>short the last of us 2 trailer
>literally stalling for time with an intermission where they did fuckall as they changed from one building to the next
>finally the intermission ends, but it still isn't about videogames and instead we get another prolonged musical performance only this time it's a japanese flute player
>30 fucking minutes in
>fucking nothing but a shitty tlo2 trailer
I unironically like musical performances like this, and I just couldn't even believe that this was happening. It was beyond awful. There is a time and place for everything. What's more, for Europe this was in the middle of the night. Right in the middle of it. We're talking like 4 AM soon to be morning.

E3 was good for 2 things, vidya trailers and highly-paid execs in suits making utter fools out of themselves.

Stadia will be perfect for you. "The future is not a box"

as a prominent member of the mongolian throat singing community, I can confirm that news about this "so called" grandmaster have reached our ears and we laugh at this impostor for trying to emulate instrument playing that can only be achieved by glorious asian lungs filled with pure air from nippon. It's like having a negro try to sing with his throat. You can't do that, only direct descendants of Genghis Khan can do that. Know your place.

Nobody will ever beat Nintendo's record of embarrassing themselves at E3.

What was it, 3, 4 or 5 years in a row from 2010?

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2014 was one of Nintendos best E3s

Those sweet times. When nintendo "won" e3 while the wii u was trashed every minute

Sony's 2018 "conference" was an over-pretentious fuck fest. It was embarrassing as hell how up their own asses they were.

This always happens when Sony does "too well", like with the PS2 to PS3 transition.

Based

That's the kind of thing a snoynegro retard would say.

>2014 was one of Nintendos best E3s

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I didn't think the presentation itself was that bad. What really hurt it was stopping it mid way for at least 15 minutes a venue change. If it stayed in one place it would of been fine

On the bright side, maybe we'll get less ugly kike women kissing our cute redheads this year.

>we don't have enough games so here are some random music solos
Sucks to be flute guy. SJWs hated him because, in their eternal ignorance, he wasn't Japanese, and everyone else hated him for not being a video game. Banjo guy was also worse.

Sony are completely and utterly full of themselves, and feel like they can do whatever the hell they want because they untouchable. I really do hope the PS5 is their Wii U, but we all know it won't be.

Those word filters are in place so people don't spam Twitter speak you stupid nigger.