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I have a properly functioning brain and regular testosterone levels
Let's talk about Rin instead
im 6’ but nice cope
I just finished Mario Odyssey actually. This is one of the rare times when I can say a game is really, truly overrated. So many better platformers than this don't even reach a quarter of the sales.
I do, waiting for Bloodstained and Silksong
too expensive
no games/most gates cater to children and underages in addition to being rehashes of games circulating since the 80's
handheld
high-maintenance (requires charging)
low resolution
low graphics
300 bucks for hardware already 5 years out of date on launch
software pricing is silly too
i have one and i havent touched it in 6 months
I do though
Can we skip to the sex
STEP ON ME RIN
No F-Zero, no buy.
>bought it last year
>got early model
>hack it
Too many games to play.
I'm not really interested in Zelda,Splatoon,mario,smash or xenoblade
What does that leave?
I want her to step on me.
>Switch
You're no longer my waifu, Rin.
Fuck off.
I do have one. BoTW, Mario Odyssey, Smash, Pokemon, and Minecraft make it peak comfy. I also have an XboneX and PS4 Pro. It's nice to sit down and play some Destiny or Halo or Spiderman, but when i go out with friends its also nice to be able to play Smash together or collect some more Moon's in Odyssey. I don't get why people hate on it. It's almost like people only choose to get one console because they're poorfags or elitists.
Wait, the switch hacks hold up? Where are you getting the games from?
I have one. If not for pokemon coming out this year I would've already sold it.
Can it be with you?
mostly waiting for SMT 5 to release, by then the price should have gone down
no
>Telling incels tohave sex...
Personally, only if it is with Arisu.
Ok. How much is your normal rate, 300?
>I'm 6
Underageb&
500 for you
WiiU burned me too much.
No more buying consoles on their generation.
Wait a couple years and buy them then.
haven't got the money
can i come round and play smash with you
There are paid hack and fee hack. Supposedly paid hack is better because it can emulate actual switch cartridge or some shit. Free hack (atmosphere) operate like running eshop titile.
There's a discord group called /hbg/ where they have most if not all the title.
Go to /vg/.
the switch is gay.
because I put garbage in the garbage can, not on my shelf.
FPBP
Too expensive.
Not enough games that cater to my preferences.
Any other reason is invalid.
Exact same situation. WiiU was such a bad purchase.
Poor and not enough games.
Might get it if SMTV is good.
i just bought an rtx 2070 you fuck
that and bingbing station has like 3 games tops tnat are worth it
i can't justify purchasing a dedicsted smash bros machine
i already completed BotW with better features and mods via emulation and i hated it.
I don't feel like paying money for Nintendo games.
I will if you be my gf
Here's 600, now spread your butthole because we're doing anal all night
My main platform is PC and own a PS4 for Bloodborne and SRW so I don't need anything else.
Waiting on a MM2 bundle
Still deciding if I want a switch just for MM2 aswell.
cause your games arent on there
I'll buy the eventual 3rd revision for the tales of vesperia and valkyria chronicles port.
Both should have been on vita but whatever
I do, but I'm probably selling it at the end of summer unless nintendo announces something really tight at E3.
BOTW and odeyssy are good but honestly they're not worth buying the console, especially since you can emulate BOTW.
Mine felt into the water and its busted, so i wont spend my money again for another switch unless the revised switch and future games make it worth picking up.
I miss playing Smash tho
because I'm not balding, nor am I under 6 feet, nor do I have bad eye sight and need glasses, nor do I consume soi products on the regular. That's why I don't own a switch. Now the reason I don't own a PS4 is because I'm not addicted to slurping semen, getting dicked, nor am I on HRT.
What for?
I fell for the switch meme and now it has 5cm layer of dust on it.
NO GAMES
i have one. its basically smash machine 2.0. maybe mario maker can change that.
I see, so your the fat, balding cuck-life kind of anger junkie
No, it was a shit post. Check my 5. Fuck you
Because I have a PC and don't give money to these people.
user you have to buy the games it doesn't come with any games
>Requires charging
The horror!
You come off as very insecure.
bing bing braphoo
But you are 400 pounds with a neckbeard and play on pc right?
Funny because you sure do act like a faggot
Gave to my sister. I have a PS4 and PC. Switch barely has any exclusives worth playing that I haven't beaten and can't stand the controls. I'll take it back when bayo and smtv drops
Why would I buy a system I could emulate for free on my PC?
>I'M NOT A MANLET!
>"im 6’"
Based
You can't emulate friends tho.
You wouldn't, only retards buy consoles when they can play on PC.
No job.
Under 6’4 is manlet status, nice cope.
Because i play games more often than once every 3 months
>Mario Maker 2
He won't need them
I could destroy you hand-to-hand, lanklet.
I do
And I play it way more then my ps4 or vita
I don't really understand why people are still THIS salty about the switch, is it because its overtaken the ps4 in japan already?
Sorry? Couldn’t hear you down there
I did have one. It had so few interesting games it got stuck collecting dust in my closet for months, thankfully I managed to sell it for 90% of what I paid for it, once the mandatory revision comes out it won't be worth shit
Yes. Nyggs are coping with the fact that they aren't edgy anymore.
Hear...THIS!
*charges you 120mph straight into the shins*
>gwuooohhhh? oh no!!!!!!
*legs snap off body due to zero muscle mass*
How sad. I thought he would have a little fight in him.
Eastern European detected
high IQ
Le ebin centrist
>high-maintenance (requires charging)