Why aren't there any good games about the bible?

Why is test in quotation marks?

The sith rybs?

diablo and darksiders

Aren't those tribes supposed to be bad anyway?

Yep, that's actually the point.

Will jesus be in SMTV?

>We'd all be walking around naked right now with tiddies in our faces, had Eve not fucked up

Old testament is full of degeneracy and God having to slap people's shit in for it.

Does the Bible ever say when incest stopped being acceptable? 'Cause if everyone came from Adam, Eve and their kids, then they were all seriously inbred. So at some point God was all "nah, NOW when you fuck your mothers your kids will come out broken"

S-sure ahah

People had reasons to hate women, even back then.

In christianity you don't have sex for pleasure, only to have children.

have more sex

Yup. The whole point of the story is an epic flex on the Moabites and Ammonites.

because it's not wise to appeal to a dying demographic.

if you have sex with more than one person you're a either a failure or a degenerate
prove me wrong

How can god be good if he forced the pharaoh to be evil?

Yeah, try tell your wife is shite at sex. See how far that takes ya. Women,like men, think their gods at sex. Even suggesting a to improve is like telling them their bad.
t. My uncle married a virgin and she never got better at it. He only opened up about this recently because his wife cheated

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/pol/ keeps attracting christianity cucks to Yea Forums and it fucking sucks
No you wont improve on sex if you only do it with one person and once a week or whenever your prude wife will feel like it

Those tribes are jesus ancestors. Abraham married his sister. The bible is full of incest. God likes incest. How's that.

Why do devs appeal to trannies then?

>in library
Please tell me you paid full price and didn't buy THE bundle.

Because life is the true test

They're growing like the plague.

I feel like the insecurity about having bad sex is one of the biggest memes in Western culture.

If you are too much of a spineless twat to tell the person you are engaged with in a long term sexual relationship that you need to practice improving the quality of your sex with them, then you deserve your miserable sex life.

Glorifying Christianity or patriot culture is bad, have some Islam and socialism instead.

god just wants the jews to be puuure

they die early, but their population is still growing like wildfire.

Of course I got the bundle I wanted quality games such as ДOКA 2! - КPOBЬ, КИШКИ, ГOЛЫE CИCЬКИ and PUSSY PASSWORD at a cheaper price
Also has anyone been able to unlock the Cross cheevo?

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There is no sex before marriage rule. Sex is the consummation of marriage, uniting the two as one. Fornication is bastardizing this bond, same as adultery.

Literally false.

1 Corinthians 7:3-5
>[3 The husband should fulfill his wife’s sexual needs, and the wife should fulfill her husband’s needs. 4 The wife gives authority over her body to her husband, and the husband gives authority over his body to his wife. 5 Do not deprive each other of sexual relations, unless you both agree to refrain from sexual intimacy for a limited time so you can give yourselves more completely to prayer. Afterward, you should come together again so that Satan won’t be able to tempt you because of your lack of self-control.]

1 Corinthians 7:3-5
> 3 Let the husband render to his wife the affection due her, and likewise also the wife to her husband. 4 The wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband does. And likewise the husband does not have authority over his own body, but the wife does. 5 Do not deprive one another except with consent for a time, that you may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again so that Satan does not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.
Unless you know old Greek you are at the mercy of the translators.