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Who the fuck is this disgusting burger nigger?
why do people age
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OH NO NO NO NO
Do you have a rig strong enough to handle his lightning in a bottle game?
>I'm consistently getting above 30fps
Holy shit kek
Truly the crysis of adult games.
Is it true that he's got no clue of programming and uses the weirdest shit to get his game running?
yes
Is 8gb of ram enough to run this game?
Yeah, basically there's about 6 million if statements (with really long winded conditions) running every frame, regardless of whether they're needed or not.
No, this game needs 32GB of RAM like any big boy computer has.
aging is scary :(
it looks like it could have come out 15 years ago. how is he so bad at optimizing?
He's a streamer 1st, game """developer""" second. His fanbase reflects that.
Sure, I will buy it the moment it comes out!
How do I into game development if I wanna make a shitty turn based top down RPG with a class system?
rpg maker
It was ok when it was Hitman with anime girls but now it's becoming this watered down Persona day time game and he doesn't know how to code
>Trying to ever pander to the "Yea Forums audience" Why would you even want the "Yea Forums audience" all the popular stuff on Yea Forums is stuff that's it's own thing, not pandering
>mfw I remember that this nigger wanted to add Yakuza 0's combat into the game after playing it, and everyone shat on him for it because not only can he not code, but it also doesn't fit the game since it's hitman simulator.
>kept complaining for days about how nobody wanted it and kept trying to convince people that it was a good idea
>also said that Yandere Simulator doesn't have feature creep.
I can't play it because I need a supercomputer to run it apparently and it's never coming out anyway
>Blaming his terrible optimization on the kids that are supporting him
It's a sad reality, but actually believing that Yea Forums would help anyone with anything is basically just foolishness.
He's a narcissist though, isn't he? He basically doesn't want the game to ever be finished nor does he care about making the game run well because all he wants is praise for adding new features.
why does this guy sound like a psychopath nonstop
they should arrest him and test his mental state
How long has yandere sim been in developement?
8 years? And the game is still not fuckin finished?
He did planned to kill his parents
I vagely remember Yea Forums being generally pretty stoked for Katawa Shoujo? But then again, the developers didn't keep bragging about it on Yea Forums and expecting a fugging medal for it.
He made a fucking Yandere sim. He's not exactly the most stable leg on the chair if you catch my drift.
No, I don't support Israel
I wonder what YandereDev will do for the 5 year anniversary of YS starting development?
This fucking guy
So anyone who has used Unity will know about the GetComponent() method. This guy was running multiple GetComponents in his fucking Update() method
thousands of fucking {IF} statements that all NPCs are running multiple checks 100's of times person second that are all interdependent of each other
I like to imagine that he didn't rage because he died, but because he realized that a simple construction worker (with chad looks and zero game dev experience) made a better and more popular game than he will ever do, let alone finish it.
Wow, what a fucking mong. Hopefully none of his groupies see this, or he's never getting laid.
how can someone not french look so french?
>Picture taken at decent angle in decent lighting
>Picture taken at bad angle with horrid lighting
Wow.
go work on your fucking game evaxephon
finish your game already, amerimutt
>Cried when dev of Skullgirls said his shit beat em up game needed more work
>spams the same two moves in a row and expects different results in Guilty Gear X2
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>Writes shitty Soul Calibur fan fic
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What's up with him and fighting games?
I get the feeling that he will someday stab someone
You're not fooling anybody.
If you mean why do people age BADLY it's due to shitty habits. Namely diet and posture ( both of the body and mouth )
meanwhile, MikeZ, the guy YandereDev wish he was, can get his game to run on the fucking vita at 60 fps with fat 2D sprites and crossplatforming
I think it's interesting how you can gauge when a person started browsing Yea Forums when their first VN was KS.
What is his meta, guys?
Autismos are drawn to fighting games like flies to shit user.
To be honest, i wouldn't have even played KS if there wasn't the novelty of it being a game developed by anons.
Who's the guy on the right supposed to be
Oh God that was so funny. He made like 30 bullet point examples of why a Yakuza style combat would work in YS
DSP
That's DSP.
Pretty sure DSP is better at video games than YD
>A construction worker with no previous game developing history made a fucking ANIMATED game before Eva and they both started around the same time
Do you happen to have a screenshot of this or even a rundown of what he said?
We laugh at DSP but he'll get the last laugh on us fucking worthless human beings
The if statements aren't actually the problem. It looks really clunky but that isn't what fucks up the performance so much.
el goblino...
He will outlive the IRS, his credit card company, and his bank. Literally invincible.
That was like 3-4 years ago, I don't know if I've the patients to go digging it up and I never saved it. He could of even removed it by now. irc he even listed other games where "Mere humans" shows super human strength like Metal Gear, Final Fight, etc
He didn't actually work on the game that much. It was his brother that did.
This dude fucked up.
Had plenty of chances to turn it around too, but he chose to keep going.
He doesn't deserve your sympathy.
Back in 2005 he tried justifying the Columbine shooting and wanted to commit genocide himself. He wants to kill “bad people”, which includes people who swear or had more than 1 relationship in their lifetime. He's absolutely insane.
How old was he in 2005? I can get over this if he was an edgy teenager but if he was an adult that's fucked up
I think he's twenty on the left picture in the OP so that would have made him 17 maybe.
But why don't you anons have your own harem?
Yandere Simulator? More like Chad Emulator
this poor manlet is barely any taller than those middle schooler girls
To people who don't understand that:
GetComponent is basically getting a link to a specific component - think starting a network connection (which is moderately intense, but only needs to be done once). Update runs as fast as the game runs, many times per second. It's shit code and ANYONE is taught never to do that
I think it's hillarious that YS really appeals to school girls, apparently fantasizing about murdering your fellow female classmates was an untapped market.
Is his target demographic really a bunch of 10-14 aged asian middle schoolers? That's really funny.
How can some people look so goofy and obviously inferior? Dude ugly as shit
>Logo of the game has panties
>Game has a feature where the panty you're wearing gives you different bonuses
>Refuses to change the panty feature when people suggest changing it to something more fitting for the game
>Panty shots are used as currency to give to the hacker girl
I don't know, guys. He sounds pretty based to me.
The sun will go nova before Yandare Sim is finished.
Chris-chan doesn't deserve to be in there. He is a sad soul who deserves help.
>Still getting $2,300 a month
>Openly tells people that he won't spend a dime of it on the game
>States clearly that this is merely his salary to spend on what ever he pleases
>Game has so many people wanting to work for free, he considers turning down volunteers to be taking up too much time and complains about it to his fanbase
I dunno guys, he sounds pretty based to me.
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>yandere sim
Yeah I'll play
>youre not the target of the yandere
>you are the yandere
zzzzzzzz
How mad was he when Indivisible got funded?
Shia LaBeouf?
I know right. A game where the yandere is after you is infinitely more fun than a game where you are the yandere. The worst part about yandere sim is that it ruined google search results. The front page when searching yandere must always be about yandere sim. Like I want normal yandere.
Fuck I only unironically have 24GB
Have you considered getting a job user? Or are you still to young to earn your own money? Yandere Simulator is intended for ADULTS.
Yea Forums said this was all I needed for gay men!
man, bob really aged like milk
Hey, he doesnt look too bad. Maybe he could dress a bit better. Kudos to him though, living the life.
this. yanderedev is a true fucking chad
>shitting on his fanbase this hard
he needs to find a better way to cope with whatever shit he's dealing with
I'm surprised he hasn't done so already
did he intentionally make it look like he was referring to himself about using a cheap laptop he got from his parents?
>don't work on your game
>be a defensive faggot
>can't take criticism
>surprised when people tell you you're a piece of shit
>run off to safespace
Hilarious he acts like he's owed anything just because he pandered to his main audience (for a game which he intended to sell).
When I see other pictures of him he doesn't look as atrocious. Maybe he should grow out and style his hair and stop dressing like a pedophi- Oh wait.
just made me realize that another reason why he got so mad at his parents was because they wouldn't buy shiny new video games, consoles and strong PCs for him even though they were rich
Anyone got the logs of MikeZ trying to give that dumb faggot advice and him getting butthurt?
How fucking low are your standards user?
Anyone got the image where he tells one of his fans to fuck off on discord after they ask him about hair colors or something?
Ah wasn't it so that every pupil in the halls will constantly pull a list of gameobjects and then going through a fuck ton of if statements in a for loop? I'm first semester CS so i am really not fluent in programming.
imagine for a moment, being in your early 20's but looking like you're hitting 40 out in the open surrounded by a bunch of 10-15 year old fat girls in school uniforms in public taking photos and having them pose for you
what a fucking embarrassing disappointment he must be to his parents
underrated
no because I'm going to be playing his rival's game instead
Did this guy get banned after that?
Is yandere still even in anymore? What are all the kids talking about now?
Yep, seconds after he posted it
IRL Yanderes
This shit makes me angry every time i fucking see it.
But she's cute.
And also fucking killed someone
God I wish that was my gf and that she'd kill me.
For the most adorable of reasons.
and she's cute!
>tfw no crazy gf
He got it coming. That's what happen when you cheat.
Thought he was a hostess though.
Thirsty betas willing to spend thousands on a girl who will never acknowledge them are part of the problem and one of society's many ills.
At a lower level, lots of branching will fuck up performance because data access patterns are everything and the CPU cache is your friend.
Lmfao
>Raping a stepdaughter and being a slut are two different things.
>It was just an example. And to me, being a slut is the worse of all crimes, the most terrible of all sins, so, to me, there isn't much of a difference.
What did YandereDev mean by this?
I thought he lived
Seething femcel
>being in your early 20's but looking like you're hitting 40
You put it perfectly, he really does look much older than he is
He is literally 30
>Google: Alex Mahan
she killed a maleoid, literally who gives a shit. We're supposed to die and face dangers to protect the females anyway.
That getting raped is comparable to just being a slag.
That's really dumb, imagine if you have 60 workers, every now and then a worker needs to know the status of another worker. Would it be better if the workers asked the other workers for their status, or would it be better to have a manager class that would store the workers status and every time a workers status changed they would report it to the manager and thus a worker could just ask the manager instead.
>Will you play his game?
no
>that face
>30
Aged like milk.
Oh and he's fucking balding at 30 too no less (likely has been for a few years), what a mess.
you look 50, dude
Is he still using Aoi-chan's model for the girls or did he finally make unique models?
He has more important things to be doing, like creating some joke minigames for next April's Fools Day
still the same model from 2013/2014 that you can buy for a few bucks
What a jaded incel-like thought.
Jesus Christ just keep donating to his patreon this guy is gonna be another Eliot.
Are you retarded? He's saying that committing rape and being a slut are on the same level of sin.
Got source on that?
I legit wouldn't be surprised if he actually said that.
Yes I do, but all the archive links are down. It was a post he made on one of those Incel forums
Isn't that nigger fucking rich now?
If we're basing his wealth off of Patreon, at its peak he was earning like $5,000 per month, so no. He now earns like $2000
Is he gonna be OK bros? Will he be able to finish?
How pathetic.
Good to know that he doesn't make more money than actually skilled content creators
Idk though because he probably makes more on YouTube, but that is more uncertain
No.
He lived though
>Game is nothing more than a giant scam to live off patreon welfare money and will never come out
>Even if it weren't progress is so slow that by the time it comes out it'll be a Crackdown 3 or Duke Nukem Forever situation where the game is incredibly dated and doesn't even do what was promised