Epic Store Exclusive Sells 500k Copies Without Steam

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>Steamcels say your game can only sell if it's on Steam
>Game isn't on Steam
>Sells 500,000 anyway

OH NO NO NO NO NO - THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN STEAMBROS

Add the Epic exclusive payment and the game is a HUGE success

>trolled steam drones with tweet about selling only 8 copies on EGS
>steam drones actually thought what they sold that much and started to celebrate, posting on news sites and reddit about games failure to sell
>steam drones brain was too small to realize that was a joke and they got dabbed on

Absolutely based Coffee Stain.

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Back for round 37?

Kill yourself chink.

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jesus fucking christ

hello friend unfortunate enough to click this thread how was your day? played anything fun today? whats your most hyped game you want to see at E3 this year?

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Do you really need to make this thread again faggot?
>Add the Epic exclusive payment and the game is a HUGE success
That's not how it works

Winnie the Pooh but also fuck Steam

Except it literally does

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Mordhau isn't finished, is buggy, and is missing a fair amount of content.

but it's fun, rad as shit, and worth my 30$ and 288 hours.
it sold 1 million copies

so what does cuck stain have again?

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Hey, janny. Maybe you should ban this faggot's subnet instead of banning one IP at a time?

Good. Fuck Steam. If fuccbois want one service, let them play on console instead.

New update is out lad. Have they finally figure out how to balance shit?

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Epic is almost certainly paying off the slant eyed kike for these threads, so don’t expect any action soon.

Fucking prove it works that way then. Other sources claim they guarantee $x worth of sales. That doesn't mean they paying X dollars for exclusivity, it means if the games fails to reach X dollars worth of sales Epic will cover the difference. Unless you think Epic guaranteed more than half a million sales for this game, there is no epic exclusivity payment.

>>there is no epic exclusivity payment.

pcgamesn.com/phoenix-point/epic-paid-2-million-for-phoenix-point-exclusivity

>The deal Phoenix Point developer Snapshot games struck with Epic Games to make the turn-based tactics title a timed exclusive on the Epic Games Store was likely worth more than $2 million USD, according to one investor who helped finance the game on Fig. Working backwards from the numbers announced in an email from Fig, this investor believes Epic probably paid Snapshot about $2.25 million for the exclusivity deal, using SEC filings and already-published information on breakeven points and revenue splits.

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It would have made twice the money on Epic and sold just as much, if not more. There's a bigger market for online PvP games on Epic Store.

When are jannies going to crack down on Epic shillposters?
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>Steamcels when they see any game can be successful without Steam.gif

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Another example
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Cool source, but my info comes from sweeney and phoenix point's community manager
pcgamer.com/epics-tim-sweeney-reveals-how-the-company-lands-exclusives-for-the-epic-store/
thegamer.com/epic-store-2-million-sales-exchange-exclusivity/
>Epic's promise didn't come in the form of a single paycheck. Instead it was "for a minimum guarantee - which means Epic will guarantee that we will sell X number of copies. Even if we don't hit that number, they still pay us."
They guarantee x number of sales, unless you think Satisfactory was guaranteed more than half a million, there is not exclusivity payment.

>game sells well
>is $20

WAAAAAAAW SO NEWS WORTHY

>they still pay us."

So not only were steamcels wrong about it being a bribe, Epic actually is protecting games from potential failure (unlike Steam)

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Didnt this thread get deleted a while back?

>Epic protects games from failure
>Somehow a good thing

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Why are you shills obsessed with this game?
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The same thing always gets repeated back to you. That Dev was later hired by capcom and Epic store wouldve rejected any way, multiple indie games have been rejected from Epic store even those that already quite sold well else where.

Good for them if true. Still not buying Epic games. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ If ain't GOG or Steam or some DRM free installer or more notably a physical edition, then I ain't buying it.

4 or 5 threads like this were already deleted.
Such spam behaviour deserves a range ban that's not gonna happen.

Games shouldn't fail just because you think they should

The world is full of great media that flops at the box office, like Blade Runner and Blade Runner 2049. Do any Steamcels think those deserve to flop? (Maybe they do because they don't watch movies and only use Steam and do nothing else)

I had no idea this board was called 4china.

>Store promisis to buy your shit if it doesnt sell
>Not a bribe
>Store protects hot shit ideas from failing
>Not a bad thing
>Store still doesnt have a shopping cart

And my chinese electronics shouldn't explode filling the room with asbestos, but here we are.

Titanfall 2 died because it was not on Steam. Blade Runner failed despite lack of movie competition. Fuck off.

>Games shouldnt fail because you think they should
>The consumer shouldnt decide what should sell and what shouldnt
Spoken like a true chink

Why should games succeed just because devs "worked hard" on it?

>>Store still doesnt have a shopping cart

GoG didn't have one at launch either

Hell, stores like uPlay and Origin still don't have user reviews despite them being around way longer than Epic

Don't boomer conservacucks think you'll be CEO if you just work hard enough?

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And the only reason people use uPlay and Origin is because of nessecity, not because they want to.

imagine how much more it would've sold on steam if it managed to get 500k chink buys just on epic.

>Gog didnt have one at launch
Exactly how many months has it been since epic launched, pray tell?
>Uplay and Origin dont have user reviews
Ubi games are on steam and steam has user reviews
Origin is just for EA flavor of the month

>fortnite
an expection isn't the rule, the fortnite crowd isn't into mordhau anyway

>And the only reason people use uPlay and Origin is because of nessecity, not because they want to.

What do you think this was?

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You shitpost so hard I can't even tell what game you are talking about

Too bad it doesn't have forums which the devs have extensively used on steam even if there was a bit of a clusterfuck on it recently

Buying vidya games

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A bad game.

A tech demo.

So when is satisfactory coming to Steam again?

GoG had one within the first month after launch.
Epic STILL doesn't have one, actualy epic is so barebones fucking 2003 steam was more developed and had more/better features then epic has now.
Stop your sweeney shilling.

>half-life2 was the game that got steam popular
atleast do it right and post tf2 lad.

>Bu-bu-but Steeeem! Haf-laif toooooo! STEEEM BAAAD!
if that practice is shit and youre supposed to be better than steam, why are you doing it?
BTW, steam also had a shopping cart at the time. Epic still doesnt. Wanna explain?

>O-o-our mature game for mature gamers is too smart for those fortnite d-d-dummies!

Sure, Jan

>if that practice is shit and youre supposed to be better than steam, why are you doing it?

Steam killed physical games, what do you expect Epic to do? They're just going by what Steam drones have shaped the market into

Agreed, but it's not what it means

The point is if people wanted to play Valve games, they had to do it exclusively on Steam

>two games of litteraly massive different gernes aimed at different audiences with totaly different marketing strategies.
>they will totaly capture the exact same crowd, you just have to believe, sweeney told me so it HAS to be true.

>spam thread is still up

Not only that but GoG is ran by a bunch of Polish fuckups and Epic has Billions of dollars and millions of chink programmers and they still fail to bring a proper shopping cart within 6 months

Anybody who honestly shills for Epic and Sweeney has to be a legit retard

Nobodies shilling for Epic, we're just shitting on Steam, discord tranny

and if people want to play ubisoft games it has to be done on Uplay, you can buy the game on other stores but it'll always launch uplay. what's your point here?

>it's another one nigglet who doesn't understand what first party and third party exclusivity means

They're not adding anything new to actually appeal to the consumers. They just pay devs to force away any games from Steam rather than offering a better service to the customers. They don't even try to make their own store more appealing to the consumers than Steam, they just hog exclusivity deals and pray people are gullible enough to start using their store because of them.

Also let's not forget that GoG started with catering to a niche gerne of classic games, and now still kinda is with the whole DRM free thing.
no you are shilling for epic, shitting on steam can easily be done without even mentioning EPIC STORE. Steam has a multitude of flaws, but epic objectively is worse.

>Nobodies shilling for Epic
I guess shills can't even fucking read the thread

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Physical games were going to die regardless if Steam was there or not. It was just going to be a different company that spearheaded the digital movement.

useless fucking mods

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>it's another retard that doesn't understand what target audience means
Something aimed at 2 year olds will rarely captivate 30 year olds, that's an objective fact.

You literally shilled for Epic earlier in this very conversation, you dip, so your counter of "we're just shitting on Steam" is already full of shit.

>Epic's own games Unreal Tournament and Unreal bundles are still exclusive to steam because they cant add them to their own store
Anyone who thinks Epic is a legit competitor to steam is a fucking moron

Physical games died a slow painful DRM cancer ridden death during the early to mid 2000s way before Steam became mainstream

Have Epic shills actually done anything but make people absolutely HATE Epic even more than possible. I think if there wasn't aggressive spam from obvious shills on Yea Forums and reddit than the hate wouldn't be as strong as it is now.

clean this shit up janny

This. Fair enough having a physical copy but when each install demanded you find the CD key included with your copy just to be able to finish the install and the extra layer of protection requiring you to have the disc inserted just to launch the game really became a pain in the ass, especially when the essential files for the game to run already were on the PC itself, even worse if the game itself arbitrarily required you to switch discs midgame for no reason at all. It's no wonder why people didn't want to bother with that bullshit and started using cracks instead.

I'd rather take Denuvo than deal with that shit again, thank you very much.

Steam drones would still be seething

Except for becoming inert cuckolds like GOG, there's nothing Epic could do to please them

Xiang, tell sweeney to fix the fucking store.

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Based but also cringe. Fuck you Denuvo is absolute cancer.

Ironic since EGS is used only by zoomers and cuckolds seething over Steam's supposed monopoly.

There was nothing annoying about physical games except for the games with annoying third party DRM like Half Life 2

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>Manual Epic
A clean store with only good games
>Automatic Steam
A shit storm of junk and trash

>A clean store with only good games
>EGS
>only good games

Meant for:

Saying Epic is now a valid competitor and games can exist outside of the Steam ecosystem is not shilling for Epic

>playing UnSatisfactory when based Factorio exists.

You're right, it's perfectly nice t-
>Please insert disc 1 to launch the game
Well it had its annoyances, but it sure w-
>Please insert disc 2 to continue playing
Ok, it really wasn't perfect but it was still b-
>Please insert disc 1 to continue playing
Alright, fuck this. Where's the crack? At least when the switch to DVD happened this became a little less annoying, but still.

>Starforce, SecuROM, Safedisc and Tages not annoying
Go suck your wifes bulls dick Cuck

A game developed by valve

>it sold 1 million copies

5% of each sale of Mordhau went to Epic - nice boycott you Steam drones got going on

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Jesus christ, these threads, these posts, are exactly the same from months ago
and people dare to pretend aggressive shilling isn't a thing
don't bump these threads and move on, will you fags ever learn?

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>>except for the games with annoying third party DRM

Steam drones: Confirmed for illiterate retards

>with only good games
Roller Coaster Tycoon Adventures
Hello Neighbor Hide and Seek
Dangerous Driving
Omen
The entire Quantic Dream catalogue
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But defending that these games should be exclusive to Epic store does. Believe me, I don't support everything Steam is doing either, but that doesn't mean I want their competitors to start signing exclusivity deals to remove customer choice in where to buy the game. I couldn't give a shit if Borderlands 3 was denied a Steam release, I just don't want to be forced to buy the game on EGS if I want the game on PC until the timed exclusivity ends, for instance.

you understand that threads on Yea Forums only stay up a few hours, so they need to be remade, newfags?

>game sells 500k
>no one streaming on twitch
>no one was ever talking about this game until this "news" story about sales
>literally no hype/discussion or anything for a game that sold 500k copies in a month

something doesn't add up.

>Defending inefficiency
>Had to remove games completely off the store during their failure of a sale.
Why are Epic shills actively retarded, at this point I might think they're Anti-shills pretending to be shills.

>$50,000

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They have 100k people in their discord server.

Wow, very cool.
I'll definitely have to pick up a copy if they ever decide to out it in steam.

All of them had third party DRM you fuckwad INCLUDING Doom3 which you posted a picture of like its proof

Fuck off dipshit the only games that didnt have DRM was Stardock games

>remade
You mean spammed?

It's like that one OP who always posts about EtG being free on Epic. The moment a thread about it dies because of inactivity they immediately make a new one.

>Tfw you can't find any good text adventures to play in the console

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I'm spying on your discord.

>>All of them had third party DRM you fuckwad INCLUDING Doom3 which you posted a picture of like its proof

pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Digital_rights_management_(DRM)#SafeDisc

>Literally even Dungeon Keeper 2 used it

WOW BRO THIS DRM WAS DA WORST THING EVER!!!1 (actually it was the least awful of its era if you knew anything and had no idea about it until you brought it up)

pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Freedom_Fighters

Even one of the best PC games of the era used safedisc - seems like only an autistic Steam drone would decry it

>Sudo service one restart
>Failed to restart one.services: Unit one.services not found.

You really must be underage if you're literally defending these types of DRM.

Me too, i love how these trannies talk shit behind eachother's back.

Idiots who care about platforms and launchers should off themselves, for the good of all.

I'm just glad I can legally pirate, as all my games have already been paid for by Epic and I can't hurt the developers.

Thanks, Epic Game Store!

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thank you for the post. I want to see an advanced wars game come out. but ill settle for animal crossing

Stop posting this thread.
Are you an unironic shill?

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I've been stockpiling GOG copies of games in case these retards actually get their way and let Epic get a foothold and ruin the PC market. I suggest everyone else do the same. I want the Epic store to flourish so everyone can see how bad an idea it was to let them in.

Are you an unironic Steam shill?

>No u
Typical Epicdrone logic.

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>NO YOU
Go away Zhang

>MUH SHILLS AHHHHHH MY STEAM COPEE
OP is just triggering the fuck out of you steam cucks, it's actually funny how you can't just ignore this threads OHNONONONONOAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA keep it up OP

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Thanks for paying for my copy, Tim!

>Can't refute being a Steam drone

Typical Steam shill logic

Thanks Tim Sweeny for bringing console wars to PC. That is PRECISELY what the hobby needed.

Satisfactory is a bloody good game, So I see why they sold so much

>I'd like you to stop posting the same OH NO NO NO NO NO HOW CAN STEAM EVER RECOVER thread constantly
>YOU MUST BE THE REAL SHILL

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games should fail for being garbage made by yellow-fever race traitors.

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If you had been paying attention OP has spammed this same thread several times, when people don't respond or it gets deleted immediately they just make a new one. So its inevitable that one gets a response with the rate they keep spamming it. Thankfully people can see through it being a obvious shill thread, people unlike you.

Ironic since you proved first that you can't refute being an epic drone and instead resorted to calling them a steam drone in response.

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Game would have easily sold 1m+ on steam. Keep damage controlling epic incel

Vinny, fuck you. Bladerunner is quite honestly boring

I want Puro to transfur me.

>What are filters
Based OP triggers the fuck out of reddit aka steam cuck faggots

Which one of you stupid niggers let chris chan have the mic

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I like that this news has generated both "no way it sold that much they're lying" conspiracy theories AND "it should have sold more considering its genre" responses.

The amount of Steam cope in these threads is fucking hilarious

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>Tfw I pirated this game and never even played it

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>EPIC exclusive
>sell >0 copies
>"Ha, it sells even without steam! Steam shills blown the fuck off!"

worst skulldog

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Advertising and Spam are both against the rules. Filters don't do shit but ignore the problem, but you know that already. Stop being facetious and pretending you aren't a bugman.

Best peripheral vision monster

>wwz announces sale numbers as soon as possible
>these guys wait until a month into the epic sale to announce their sale numbers
Come on now

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Jesus how many of these threads you'll make before you completely piss off jannies

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>MY RULES AHHH
back to pleddit

But user, you'd lose yourself.
Becoming fluffy and retaining your human memories and your personality is clearly the superior option

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Proof? I'm not watching that faggot's video

Mockery and hatred advertising is the most potent form of advertising.

>push the idea that you failed or that you hate "a large group of people"
>millions of dudes laugh at you or hate on you and put all their attention on your product, giving your product mass attention and making it go viral
>millions of people now know your product exists and a portion of them will buy your game

It works, Yea Forums is full of monkey brained idiots so they don't understand marketing.

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>Becoming fluffy and retaining your human memories and your personality is clearly the superior option

90% of MLP fan fiction is this and it's cringe - staying human is the superior option because fuck furries

Some Switch and PC ports, wouldn't mind more Fighting games on either.

I'm pretty sure this is applicable to most threads in general. There are quite a lot of people who make their lives all about getting (you)s now so they start threads with the single intent of contradicting an entire fanbase, being called retarded and then going "t-thanks for the y-yous" at the end

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if they're paying anyway for games that fail to meet sales, couldn't they just inflate sales numbers with bots buying their own game with their own money for the sake of appearances for propaganda purposes?

The alternative is literally death.

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Well you will fuck furries eitherway.

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shhhhhhhh

>need to
Kill yourself you chinksucking cuck.

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If a game I actually want becomes EGS exclusive I will drive to Tim Sweeny's house and rapemurder him.
>select the crosswalks
Fuck you I selected a fire hydrant too. Eat shit Jewgle nigger.

I kinda missed out on the Epic fad, but objectively Steam is getting worse, shit titles, too much early cancer, asking obscene cuts and all sales are pretty shit tier. I do applaud some competition, but I hate chinky bugmen so much I want it to fail

>need to
If no one responded the first time then no one cares you chink faggot

Fuck launchers in general desu
Imma just pirate everything from now on

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Transfur me, daddy!

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It's pathetic really how people can dedicate so much time to their crusades on Yea Forums and desperately getting their viewpoint proven right that they need to make themselves look like fools over extended periods of time just to get some cheap pointless (You)s. And the really sad part is that these (You)s are such a meaningless pursuit unless you literally do nothing but post on Yea Forums all day.

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>tfw actually was interested in Satisfactory

>I kinda missed out on the Epic fad, but objectively Steam is getting worse

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Guess you need to go rapemurder Tim Sweeny then.
Tough break bro.

this desu
Epic exclusive games are getting pirated because chinks need an extra dose of irony

These threads should really just be made for posting porn and giving the middle finger to OP

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>tfw epic will never die because there is an infinite number of screeching children who want to play forkknife

Lots of the people getting it are factorio players so it spread via word of mouth. There's not many games like factorio, and they always wanted a 3D version of it, so despite epic and the drama around it the game was always guaranteed some modicum of success as long as they didn't royally fuck up. I think the game is shit and the devs are spazzes so I'm not even bothering with it even if it was on steam

Imagine what those tails could do

No, they don't need to be remade. This is not your ad space. In fact, even if you weren't shilling, which you are, they don't need to be remade. Repeating the same thread over and over and wearing out the novelty of any individual topic is what makes Yea Forums suck ass these days.

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Imagine

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