>Steamcels say your game can only sell if it's on Steam >Game isn't on Steam >Sells 500,000 anyway
OH NO NO NO NO NO - THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN STEAMBROS
Add the Epic exclusive payment and the game is a HUGE success
>trolled steam drones with tweet about selling only 8 copies on EGS >steam drones actually thought what they sold that much and started to celebrate, posting on news sites and reddit about games failure to sell >steam drones brain was too small to realize that was a joke and they got dabbed on
>Does that shitskin thinks Nice English, shitskin.
Oliver Myers
>5 posts in >Steam-drones cannot grasp how wrong they were >Haha he is a shitskis, lets derail the thread NO MOMMY I MUST DEFEND STEAM HONOR ON MY BASKET WEAVING KAWAII BOARD
Blake Perry
This triggers me inmensely because galko is about breaking stereotypes
Matthew Brooks
I want nerd. The penalties are benefits because I'm already a huge geek.
Now imagine how many sales it could've had at a store with a userbase that consisted of more than just 12 year olds playing Fortnite, and at least 2 other stores atop of that.
>Now imagine how many sales it could've had at a store with a userbase that consisted of more than just 12 year olds playing Fortnite, and at least 2 other stores atop of that.
stop giviing (you) to OP you fucking cocksuckers, he's a fucking China shill, and fucking mods are useless piece of shit who don't ban spaming. 1989 Tiananmen Square protests