For me, it has to be water
Gamer fuel thread
Owen Rodriguez
Daniel Mitchell
Water with lime squeezed in. I use the hand-press juicers, the kind that squeeze half the lime between a dome and a concave mating surface. It's slower than the kind where you push the lime onto a dome with sharp bits, but it squeezes the oils out of the lime's zest, so it tastes better
Parker Ross
Absolutely crummy
Sebastian Johnson
Utterly based
Nathaniel Price
MAKE SURE YOU STAY LE FRESH AND HYDRATED FRENS RIGHT HYDRO HOMIEs HAHA DRINK WATER TO STAY HYDRATED WEEEEEE
Adam Nelson
t. fattie
Lucas Perez
>eating anything other than oxygen
you fat fucks
Lincoln Garcia
I'm guessing you are American, huh?
Maybe if you made healthier dietary choices (like water instead of sugarwater) you wouldn't have insomnia?
Isaac Ortiz
cope and obsessed
Brandon Wright
Water is the pinnacle of drinks. It's what we were designed by nature to drink. Black coffee and teas are also acceptable.
Mason King
god waterfags are embarassing
Xavier Campbell
Your lifestyle of hyperconsumption is actually the true embarrassment. You spend untold amounts of money drinking addictive sugarswill. It's basically smoking cigarettes tier.
Eli Richardson
Coffee and tea are kind of lame because they really taste like shit and people end up loading them down with sugar and fat just to disguise the awful taste. It's just a way to get caffeine
You can buy caffeine capsules that do the job without ruining your teeth and screwing with your blood sugar level.
Logan James
i wish i could drink more water, i do not trust the tap water in this apartment and i always forget to get bottled water at the store, every time, without fail
Oliver Stewart
>Not just taking amphetamines
Step up son
Cameron Evans
>forget
That's an excuse
Cooper Garcia
Fun fact: fluoride causes a large decrease in intelligence, turns an endocrine regulator organ within the brain into an inert calcium deposit, and has negligible effect on dental health!
en.wikipedia.org
>Calcification of the pineal gland is typical in young adults, and has been observed in children as young as two years of age.[30] The calcified gland is often seen in skull X-Rays.[30] Calcification rates vary widely by country and correlate with an increase in age, with calcification occurring in an estimated 40% of Americans by their 17th year.[30] Calcification of the pineal gland is largely associated with corpora arenacea, also known as "brain sand".
>It seems that the internal secretions of the pineal gland inhibit the development of the reproductive glands, because, in cases where it is severely damaged in children, the result is accelerated development of the sexual organs and the skeleton.[34]
See also ISNI 0000 0001 3613 9010 Luke, Jennifer Anne "The effect of fluoride on the physiology of the pineal gland"
>Fluoride ingestion as a child appears to decrease IQ:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
>Thus, children in high-fluoride areas had significantly lower IQ scores than those who lived in low-fluoride areas.
>Fluoride ingestion during pregnancy appears to greatly decrease the intelligence of the child:
ehp.niehs.nih.gov
>In this study, higher prenatal fluoride exposure, in (the general range of exposures reported for the general population,) was associated with lower scores on tests of cognitive function in the offspring at age 4 and 6–12 y.
Levi Richardson
It should honestly be illegal to sell soda/alcohol/juices. Literally zero benefit over water
Christopher Long
Take your meds, schizo.
Wyatt Fisher
Another fun fact: fluoride water doping is not practiced in Europe. America implemented it in 1945, immediately after pilfering the medical research from the infamous Unit 731 (human research facility in Japan that tested thousands of drugs on POWs). The ostensible reason for fluoride water doping is dental health, but research indicates negligible effects on tooth decay.
Fun fact #3: fluoride passes right through even the most sophisticated water filters. The only way to defluoridate water is to distill it!
Fun fact #4: You can get a tabletop water distiller for $75-$100 on aliexpress. They use no filter and would consume ~$15 of electricity per year if you ran them 24/7 (you don't.)
Jace Harris
No, take yours. You don't even need to swallow a pill or anything. Just drink up!
Dylan Jenkins
Jose Martin
Mmmm! Lead, calcium and fluoride, yummy!
Dominic Price
Caleb Garcia
Have you tried not living in a third world country?
Adrian Gomez
Wow nice, I’m 71% Irish too
Luke Ross
The water you get from a tap in the US is worse than that image. All of your pipes are lead. ALL.
Justin Jackson
Tell me why you want to live till you're 90?
Live fast and enjoy shit
Noah Murphy
>US
Have you tried not living in a third world country?
Isaac Clark
All important components for your body.
Sebastian Wright
>All of your pipes are lead.
Which, by the way, has some interesting effects on the population.
It's difficult for the commoners to unite against the elites when they're volatile and at teach others' throats, isn't it?
Cameron Watson
>amerifats need to worry about their drinking water
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""first world country"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'''
Nolan Reed
I really want some gamer girl pee. Haha.
Jackson Miller
gb2/gaia/ fag
Adrian Cook
cope with what? that you're unhealthy?
Joshua Ramirez
>drinking water
>not pokemon creatures
Jeremiah Roberts
Correlation does not imply causation
Jason White
Lead and fluoride do not occur in the natural human diet and serve no bodily function.
If you're European, some of your salt is fluoridated, FYI - specifically the non-Jewish varieties. Always buy Kosher salt.
Caleb Ramirez
What has to be water for you?
Nolan King
My gamer fuel is Yea Forumsirgin cum.
Carter Sullivan
>Correlation does not imply causation
Yes it does. That's the basis of all science: measuring correlates and implying causation from them.
Camden Allen
Cope with your boring dull unenjoyable life
Levi Gray
oolong bois assemble
Nicholas Ortiz
see
Kevin Gray
Thank god i live in europe where we dont have shit like fluorited water
or Chlorine-washed chicken
Carson Richardson
For me, it has to be gamer girl pee
Ian White
>If you're European, some of your salt is fluoridated, FYI - specifically the non-Jewish varieties. Always buy Kosher salt.
I thought this was /pol/ bait and looked it up.
en.wikipedia.org
Apparently it's true. Interesting.
Nolan Lopez
no, i legitimately forget to get bottled water whenever i go to the store. i always remember once i get home and see the fridge. biggest problem is that i never feel like going for a second trip so im just like "eh whatever i'll live"
Daniel Morales
>replacing fluoride with estrogen promoting plastic
Just distill your water moron
Blake Cruz
Better than having to worry about murderous drug cartels, murderous muslims (sponsored by welfare), television/radio/internet licenses, escalators, radiation, corrupt (to the point of kidnapping and murdering dissenters) politicians, or scary birds. Forgive me if I managed to miss whichever problems plague the shithole you call home, I'm sure they're still considerably more pressing than a little fluoride in the tap water though.
Ian Butler
relative to what? You can say it has to be pee but for what purpose. What is "it" in this context?
Jonathan Martin
Fluoride is for cleaning teeth. Not that a european would know that though.
Austin Rodriguez
Only fresh from the source though of course.
Thomas Lopez
>drinking water is reddit
Go fuck yourself
Zachary Sullivan
You're right! All you have to worry about is consuming salt ever :^)
Samuel Torres
>Fluoride is for cleaning teeth.
Not really. See
James Butler
>basic human survival is reddit
This has officially reached looney toons levels.
Luis Johnson
Lucas Long
water with 1 stick of celery (2 if birthday)
Jose Cruz
>Only the alt-right read books
I...I feel like I'm having a stroke. Has everyone in the political climate just went insane or have I gone crazy so this shit doesn't seem normal anymore?
Sebastian Bailey
Bourbon, water, or coffee
Connor Martin
Drinking water isnt reddit but posting about it like a normie fanatic is. See yourselves out “hydro homies”
Nathaniel Phillips
>the only way to make my life exciting is to drink sugar
Lole
Noah Miller
Wyatt Phillips
Daniel Perry
>be fat
>look 50 in your twenties
>have shit quality of life in your thirties and flurries
>be constantly in pain from trivialities that you could avoid from putting down the fucking fork
>have your body slowly betray you and die in your fifties, from a heart attack if you’re lucky
>all because you needed that dopamine hit
>meanwhile non retarded people can be active until their eighties
You’re damn right I want to live most of my life. I intend to live it, not waste it in a husk of fat.
Jace Cook
>study from almost 20 years ago
>shows a downward trend in tooth decay after "fluoridation" and development of fluoride tooth paste
You sure showed me?
Austin Fisher
Lincoln Williams
>calling lifejuice™ "water"
Elijah Johnson
I puked a little
Anthony Johnson
Huxley is considered "alt right" now? A guy nominated for the nobel prize of literature seven times and a vocal pacifist? What the fuck?
Tyler Hill
The trend gets shallower after fluoridation, not steeper. It's all because of brushing and flossing becoming more prevalent, not fluoride.
Charles Ramirez
>“hydro homies”
Is this what going insane is like? What are you even talking about?
James Garcia
Science has no expiration date, retard.
Henry Roberts
Or, and more likely, brushing and flossing can only do so much. Fluoride is what allows the downward trend to continue rather than plateauing.
Evan Gutierrez
>drink a soda every now and then
>never have health issues
wow it's almost like people can consume things in moderation
Isaac Wright
Yeah it does
Lincoln Wilson
It seems like a lost feral nigger. Sop leaving out your chicken and watermelon scraps and they won't come around like this.
Dominic Moore
What do you base this assumption on? There is zero noticeable effect on the trendline during the introduction of fluoridation.
Bentley Wilson
I'm going to file that under "dumbest shit I've read"
Jaxson Gonzalez
Now you're pretending I'm black to cover your ass. Is it because not even you know what's coming out of your mouth?
Henry Garcia
Ayden Jackson
I'm sure anything sounds dumb to a retard. If I showed a diagram of a spaceship to a retard he would think I'm the worst retard ever for making such a scribbly, pointless drawing.
Alexander Cruz
I base it on the fact that you're a raging homosexual who can't stop gobbling cocks.
*mic drop*
Andrew Diaz
that sounds like USA
Jose Rogers
Robert Barnes
It was a good idea for you to resign from the argument quickly. It wasn't going to get any better for you.
Try drinking less fluoridated water and maybe you'll be able to keep up next time.
Gavin Butler
you're right
flowers stop the plague, comets are optical illusions and the earth is the center of the universe
Brandon Green
Easton Turner
>Being fat
>Enjoying shit
Your body is addicted to shit foods and it impacts your quality of life in multiple ways.
William Parker
if you cant stay at a healthy weight and metabolism with a mere sip of juice a day with your usual water intake, then you have shit genetics.
alphas dont need to resort to overly controlling what they consume. they gey active, get the nutrients they need, and balance it all correctly
Kayden Anderson
That science didn't EXPIRE, retard, it was RETIRED - by more recent science that explicitly refuted it.
Science does not become wrong just because it's old.
Kayden Wright
Wyatt Cooper
I can't hear you over the sound of fifty dicks being stuffed into your throat at the same time, queermo.
Michael Nguyen
do americans
Tyler Torres
Jason Hughes
if youre obsessed with drinking water all the time but dont have a body wirthy to attract stacy then you gitta kys, youre wasting your time
Lincoln Nguyen
The person saying drinking water is cope isn’t drinking soda in moderation, fatty.
James Stewart
Nice hair splitting semantics.
Luke Gonzalez
Anthony Williams
Chase Turner
how do you know for certain?
Jackson Harris
wtf I love racemixing now
Connor Jones
gladium i think you need to really reevaluate what youre eating... youre unhealthy to look at.
having your face doesnt sound fun arthur
Ryan Morales
wot
Jordan Reyes
Jacob Morgan
shut up you ugly freak
Adrian Johnson
Because fittingly enough it’s cope.
Grayson Jones
>not wanting to only drink water is fat people coping
what the fuck is this drink elitism bullshit?
Chase Barnes
Solid Oof on that frien
Joseph Roberts
>drinking from the tap
Do people really do this?
Kevin Walker
Luke Hill
William Nelson
Ian Green
Ok but seriously though how do I get a gamer girl to pee in my mouth?
Leo Peterson
Gavin Murphy
>™
Hi Nestle! Managed to privitize the water supply yet?
Noah Bennett
I felt my arteries clogging just looking at that
Tyler Torres
simple: ask her
>good times
Jayden Hall
>Has everyone in the political climate just went insane or have I gone crazy so this shit doesn't seem normal anymore?
the fabric of reality is rotting
Mason Cook
>I only drink water, impressive huh
No one cares
Jose Richardson
It's a meme you dip
Luke Gomez
Xavier Johnson
Cameron Moore
fuck off it's not that hard to set a reminder for getting water, don't act like this takes some effort fattie
Justin Roberts
Henry Robinson
Cameron Ross
>onion rings
>wings
>chips (or as i call them, fries)
>mound of cheese?
>a pizza covered in shaved beef?
the fuck is this?
Eli Barnes
Nathaniel Gomez
>talk you women
Where do you think we are?
Joshua Turner
it is actually only strawberry cake
Angel Baker
Based waterbros
Christopher Young
looks like my breakfast table, except replace all the firearms with CZ models
Michael Jones
This, but a pinch of salt reduces the acidity and brings out the sweetness of the lime. When you have completed this, you have reached peak beverage.
Nathaniel Gomez
scotlands haute cuisine
Joseph Lewis
William Green
Imagine not being smart enough to cook an edible meal.
Joshua Anderson
Ryan Cooper
Imagine being too poor to eat healthy food
Lincoln Smith
any retard can make a fancy cuisine. it's all about efficiency
Hudson Butler
Robert Jenkins
now that's what i call timing
Asher Taylor
Jeremiah James
Oliver Hill
I filmed people without asking. They reacted like this
Look up ‘CCTV Experiment’ on youtube. A janny wont let me post the link!
Blake Torres
Mason Hughes
Is it actually good though for a strawberry cake or is only good for the novelty?
Sebastian Anderson
I drink sugary tea.
Nathaniel Smith
>coca cola shill
Jack Nguyen
Fat retarded fuck that cant find his fucking motherfucking penis confirmed.
Chase Reed
I reiterate the question: have you tried not living in a third world country?
Carson Edwards
I wonder if we could make breathing a reddit thing
Austin Torres
Damn redditers are absolutely seething
Xavier Baker
For me it's Sparking Water
Colton Myers
fuck off retar i love black coffe for gaming fuel is awesome but i cant play fighting games because i become to twitch
Nolan Robinson
normal, nothing special
Daniel Parker
Tyler Walker
don't do this it make chlorine gas
Chase Smith
Jayden Murphy
Dont lump us all with that animal, im american and love being american but i drink exclusively water everyday
Noah Gonzalez
Anthony Walker
For me, its H2O.
Beautiful, refreshing, natural.
Owen Phillips
For me, it's gotta be cum.
William Howard
I don't think Coca Cola sells any distilling products
>ruining meat with frosting
Why
Nicholas Howard
Ayden Murphy
cope you read too much NEET greentexts redditfag
Andrew Wilson
For me? It has gotta be the Arnold Palmer, a mature man's virgin beverage.
Hudson Wright
Josiah Rivera
Jayden Edwards
Easton Clark
Brayden Jackson
Mason Cooper
Gavin Gray
Logan Myers
William Bell
Leo Watson
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Austin White
Isaac Edwards
Kevin Baker
Are we three or four layers deep into meta memery with these?
Also it looks like you skipped water2, you horrible person
Lucas Miller
Mason Walker
Those boomers really got their panties in a twist over for nothing didn't they?
Thomas Bennett
I almost exclusively drink coffee
Aiden Jones
I drink only the finest Mountain Dew filtered through a gamer girl's bladder.
Eli Cook
Obsessing over bacon is reddit tier
Dominic Miller
Looks like a box of heartburn to me