Cute girl gets fucked over for no reason

Reminder that they explain in the epogue that Jade literally has dog ovaries and therefore cant have human children so is free to fuck eternally without getting pregnant

>literally made for knotting

Why does she have a tail in the epilogue despite not having one in the actual comic?

Boss of Wheels reporting in

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but user, Dave is gay

Reminder that Jade wants to get pregnant and is the only human that wants a family simply because she wants one (rather than out of obligation) so being unable to have kids just further fucks her over.

Well it's gay if it's a girl's dog dick.

>that Jade literally has dog ovaries and therefore cant have human children so is free to fuck eternally without getting pregnant

What?

based wheels poster.
How do you always know

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BASED canwcposter

Shit franchise

Don't forget her dog dick either!

>franchise
Lol not anymore

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Tell that to the janny who goes into conniptions whenever he sees a Homestuck thread, even if it's on-topic with minimal shitposting

1. Have a pet dog thats a deity.
2. Fuse with pet.
3. You are now a deity and part dog.

>cute

Get some standard faggot

Will Andrew Hussie have to get a proper job for the first time in his life?

There was once a time where Homestuck and bronies were relevant

Do you member?

literally the cutest

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This is what happens when you give up your massively popular webcomic to fuckwits. Not that Hussie wasn't a fuckwit by the end of things.

>cute girl becomes a Donald Blumpf allegory at the whims of empowered fanfiction writers who want to write a polyamorous love triangle #Resistance story
Why?

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so you're saying the epilogues aren't canon

Literally forced bullshit

>Fanart

Every fucking time

If you're smart you don't consider anything after Cascade to be canon. Writing your own story from then on has a decent chance of being better than what actually happened.

...wut

AFAIK, as Jade got older while carrying Bec genes, her biology started to change to make her more dog like. This is why she has ears, tail, ovaries, and dick of a dog.

>forced bullshit
Everyone knows she's a qt puppy dog who had a hard life and keeps getting fucked over because Hussie rightfully fears her.

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That sounds like a flimsy excuse for a writing team that simply forgot basic details because they were caught up trying to push a completely contrary vision.
Not the first time that's happened of course.

Why does Hussie hate Jade so much? Being a Jadefag is suffering
I want her to be happy bros

Defend the

>Fanart

Shit faggot,you don't like the real version of her, just the forced bullshit made by the internet

But Jade's cute in the comic too.

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>Describe a militarized corporate dictator in fiction.
>People who support Trump immediately view it as satire of their leader.
The trope existed before DonDon. Why so defensive.
Also the whole triangle was all kinds of fucked up and Jane raped then cucked Jake.

nu-Hussie is so fucking embarassing
WHERE THE FUCK IS CALIBORN? WHERE IS SPADES SLICK? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SBURB?

I take solace in the fact that he goes out of his way so much that it means she can't help but be the best.
When you shit on someone that much it's out of envy.

Again no argument,deal with the truth faggot,you don't like the real version of her and she isn't even cute,get some standard and see the real version of her,no the forced internet shit

I don't believe you but I god I wish

I hope a deranged ex-fan gives Hussie the Lennon treatment. He deserves it.

The epilogues are a massive clusterfuck. They try to pander to fans while also shitting on them. They try to tie up loose ends while also setting the stage for (apparently) Homestuck 2. They try to be a complex meta narrative, but this is Homestuck. There is so much horrid shit in the epilogues that it really makes me wonder if Viz is reconsidering their purchase of the property.

With the way you type, I think you just might be retarded.

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>even if it's on-topic with minimal shitposting
trick answer; all Yea Forumsmestuck posters are discord retards so threads will always be shit

What the fuck are you talking about

They're pretentious.

I want to marry then fuck the Condesce

Is there intended to be more of the epilogue, or is that it? it just kinda ends. Or is it's end supposed to loop back into the story at some point i've forgotten by now?

The people who wrote it said they weren't given anything else and think there's no plans for one.

But hey, buy Hiveswap Act 2: it's a year past its schedule release date but now it's finally finished being planned out!
Not developed, not in testing, but planned out.

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Why is she so fat?

>Fanart again

Pathetic

Cry to the people who cares (IE nobody).

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>it's a year past its schedule release date
a year and a half

Who is she?

you

>asian character
>buck teeth
>slanted eyes
>giant round glasses
>literally named jade

How the fuck did he get away with it?

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user please, it is way too late to be thinking of this artist for me.

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sauce?

>asian
hussie said he envisioned all of the human characters as white
jake (jade's biological dad) is canonically white

Jade

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Yes, yes they are. This is what happens when you staff your writing team with fan fiction authors and failed English majors.

Worse, they're english majors that graduated, which means they think they have worth.

>weren't given anything else and think there's no plans for one.
Man how do you have a cliff-hanger epilogue. I know hussie's all about his "ironic avante-garde" shit, but jesus christ.

I want to just cut ties with this awful, bloated story, but I need to see how it actually ends. I have no faith it'll become good, but I just need to make sure the corpse is dead.

So much of the epilogue was garbage, too. The dirk-plot-takeover is kinda lame and out of left field, but kind of interesting. Everything else is boring garbage. "muh shitty political commentary gubmint scheme" "muh boring relationships with shitty characters that lost their charisma ages ago, or in jades case, literally never had it" "muh gamzee hoho that funny clown"

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>hasn't had any physical contact in years
>first contact she gets is with her crush in a mildly erogenous zone
Just how hard IS jade cumming in that

If I give you the sauce will you post the uncropped ones in the thread?

> I need to see how it actually ends
based retard

All 8lood players are fucking shit.

Peachy*

She's fat where it counts

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hoshime

>there's a universe where homestuck lived up to it's potential
>this isn't it
it 8urts

Not him but way ahead of you.

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>WHERE THE FUCK IS CALIBORN?
He was sealed into Lil' Cal, merging his sol with that of the others sealed with him to incubate within Doc Scratch and become Lord English.
>WHERE IS SPADES SLICK?
Dave killed him.
>WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SBURB?
Nothing? The life cycle of reality goes on elsewhere.

It would have been fine if the Kickstarter didn't happen.

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>tfw you will never have teen cosplay sex
why even live

>missing out when homestuck was at its height
imagine being that guy

This chick got a breast reduction

smdh

so that you can kill andrew hussie one day

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>can't think up a good reason to break them up without turning her into an abusive overly sexual futa

Lol

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Wild teenage Homestuck cosplay con sex was crazy, user. Sorry you missed out.

you'd be surprised

how the fuck was I supposed to capitalize on it? I didn't even know anybody into it.

How? tell me more

shouldve gone to literally any convention. that shit was fucking everywhere

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i don't blame hussie for hating jade.
jade was my favorite character and i wanted to fug her so bad. then my first gf looked exactly like her except shorter and fatter.
then she broke up with me and now i hate jade

jade needs to die

>Literally projecting

I'm 90% sure that's Hussie's reason for hating Jade since she's based off the MSPAF admin Betelgeuse

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not that user but i always saw homestuck meetup posts (that were definitely just for fucking) on tumblr during its heyday. plus there was also that one famous incident of the alleged homestuck orgy that made its rounds online. never figured if that was true though

yep thats whyi understand him

Tell me about it!

Correction, then:

>cosplay popular HS character at a con
>hang around HS groups doing in-character stuff
>live out dream of fucking Rose/Roxy cosplayers because it usually goes that way and they're degenerates

Jade cosplayers are still around. Some guy in some other thread was bitching because his girlfriend wanted him to go as a DaveJade pair.

>for that sweet cheap drama.

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i am going to kill andrew hussie

i am going to KILL andrew hussie

Can anyone tell me, without memeing, what actually happened to all 4 of the original protagonists? I gave up somewhere around the time they introduced the third group of kids and I don't care about the trolls.

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You shouldn't understand him, you should be better than him and embrace the Jade

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Why would he bitch about that
Personally though I'm about that John/Jade for sweet incest action. Doesn't help that my first time fuelled it more.

john: dead
rose: breastfeeding a baby vriska
dave: being told he isn't gay by obama so he stands a chance against the upcoming ultimate evil
jade: has a dog penis

you know exactly what youre doing and if you blogpost about you fucking your sister or some gay shit because of one horny user, usually (You), youre a triple faggot

Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?

Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Andrew, being that you're about 35 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Comics, Andrew Hussie, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

Now excuse me, I have to work on Deltarune. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.

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There are two "canon" timelines by the end

meat john: DEAD, might be brought back as a sprite I guess
candy john: grown up and married to roxy

meat rose: taken over by the new villain dirk as an assistant/slave
candy rose: married to kanaya

meat dave: hunting down dirk after marrying jade and not being happy at all because supposedly karkat would have made him happier
candy dave: dating karkat

meat jade: irrelevant
candy jade: irrelevant

...

>karkat would have made him happier
Doesn't he want a family and a normal life while Karkat wants to be the Troll God emperor?

well yeah, I just mean he's not happy with jade because he's always like WHAT IF THINGS HAD GONE LIKE IN CANDY

Not at all, she had John "G-spot Grinder" Egbert for company on that ship

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Yeah but Jade can't have kids so he can't have a family no matter how many times he cums in her asshole

>actual sister
God no user, that's messed up. Keep it non-blood related.

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what the fuck do the classes do
was that ever explained

>Not at all, she had John "G-spot Grinder" Egbert for company on that ship
>I didn't read the comic
John retconned that. she was alone on the ship, because in the new timeline john and davesprite exploded

isnt he the only canonically straight character in the series

The g-spot doesn't so easily forget once it's been touched by perfection, user.

Yeah but isn't Betel still around? She's one of the managers of What Pumpkin iirc

There's some others stated to be straight or at least haven't expressed any homosexual leanings at all, if I'm remembering right. John's straight enough to make up for the rest of them anyways since he nails two of the best girls in the epilogues.

>touched by perfection
>still desperate to taste Dave's dick even after all that time
lol

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Page is the worst class
Blood is the worst aspect

That's all you need to know.

>The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Comics
MSPA is fucking great though. PS is inarguably the greatest webcomic of all time. Homestuck is where it all fell apart.

I honestly feel bad for zoomers that weren't there to experience the triple truffle shuffle.

All four of them had their existences bifurcated by a necessary causality error in spacetime. These two realities shall be known as "Blood" and "Sugar".

In the "Blood" reality:
>John
Died a slow and painful death in the arms of his soul mate, Terezi. No magic on Earth can resurrect him, so Terezi left Earth to search for a way.
>Rose
Is in a coma she will never wake up from as a result of her powers overclocking. Her soul is being projected into a robotic avatar, and currently under Dirk's control.
>Dave
Hooked up with Karkat (thanks, Dirk), chasing after Rose, Dirk, and Terezi with friends.
>Jade
Currently possessed by a sentient black hole, being used as a signpost to direct her friends toward Dirk.

In the "Sugar" reality:
>John
Grew up and married Roxy, Rose's mother. Together they had a kid, but strife caused their divorce. John rekindled his friendship with Roxy and re-met his son again, trying to be a better father.
>Rose
Married Kanaya. Adopted a troll grub that was a dead ringer for Vriska, named said daughter-troll Vriska in memory of their late ally. Genuinely happy with her marriage, life, and daughter.
>Dave
While conflicted, married Jade. On a scouting mission he happened upon an ancient Hero of Hope and committed ritual suicide. Said Hope Hero sealed his soul into a robotic avatar. He then abandoned his life on Earth and took Aradia beyond the veil of their universe to parts unknown, following a powerful lich in search of Dirk.
>Jade
Wormed her way into Dave and Karkat's house. Karkat bailed, so she married Dave. Was abandoned by Dave.

>next epilogue part comes out
>jade has a striderbaby and it's never explained why
What if

You'd be hard-pressed to even find a Homestuck fan that gives a shit about Problem Sleuth, let alone Team Special Olympics.

I've never read homestuck, I just watch underage girls cosplay as the characters on TikTok

Am I missing out?

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not really

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Anything to fill the void. Roxy is in a state of perpetual, screaming orgasm and John can only work his magic on one woman at a time.

Eveyone who was around for PS were worried when Hussie said he wasnt doing actual interactions, saw the writing on the wall after the trolls were kept around as recurring characters, and ditched the moment sexuality had to be explained with playing cards.

no

Wait what the fuck is Jade ACTUALLY canonically a futa with a dogdick now?

I do get why he didn't want to do player-interactions/commands (it'd be insanely hard to progress the plot in any meaningful way and he'd eventually do what he did with PS where he gave up and accelerated things himself) but on the other hand the story probably would've wrapped up a lot sooner and he wouldn't have dragged it out for the sake of merch and keeping its bloated corpse alive if he'd kept them open. Or at least took commands more frequently than he did, really it ended up just being alchemiter suggestions and the John/Rose introductions.

Futa no, dog-woman yes.

>still the best fucking character in Homestuck

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Epilogues aren't canon.

Yeah you are missing out on the underage boys cosplaying as Homestuck characters on TikTok

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I want to fucking cum in Vriska so badly

>No, she doesn’t want to dwell on that moment. It was almost as bad as kissing a juggalo. Almost. But nothing can compete with this. Nothing could even come close. Yet as she stands there, feeling soiled and ashamed, there’s no denying it. The moment she stuck her tongue in the heinous mouth of that frisky, unwashed jester, she began jackhammering through the stubborn concrete of rock bottom like she was digging up the corpse of a mob snitch.

It is absolutely not worth it and you are better off where you are.

it's okay, my girl does both boy and girl cosplays well

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>killed him while Karkat watched his gf fuck a clown and then jobbed to the clown hard
Still the 8est

>jade got to fuck and marry dave
>in thirty-odd years Karkat never has, and will die of old age before taking the plunge, and needed Dirk's prompting to even kiss him
Who's the real winner here?

>Karkat watched his gf fuck a clown
Karkat's gf is Meenah there. Vriska lost her to him too.

Karkat for going insane and demanding Dave to kill him to reach god tier and be immortal like him

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Faggot mods allowing this homo garbage on my board now Jesus Christ

i sure dont remember reading this part from Homestuck

Man I tried to read homestuck but that shit became utter trash after the first part where John plays the game in his house. Just reading up on it later on make it clear to me that that was a good choice, not to mention the absolutely horrid fanbase.

Explain to me how Candy Karkat is somehow worse off than Meat Karkat.

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He only matters in an irrelevant timeline where Vriska was banished.

BANJO.
YOU THERE. BANJO.
BANJO, QUIT ALL THIS ROSTERFAGGING.
DO YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN GET IN SMASH BEFORE I DO?
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO PREDATE ME
WHEN I AM ALREADY IN?

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Well they let you post here.

better to matter in irrelevancy than to fade to uselessness in the spotlight

post their feet

>He isn't caught up

Why would I? They're just two halves to his character. In Meat he decides to abandon all threat of death that he was afraid of and live a peaceful life. In Candy he accepts the threat of death for a chance to take down a despot. Both are possible realities and neither one is inherently better than the other because he always overcompensated to delay the axe hanging over his head and now he either doesn't have to worry about it, or accepts it for the possibility of a better life for everyone else.

Do people still have cons with Homestuck involved? Cons where I can fuck them? I'm gonna try it. I want a cute Roxy or a Jade. Or a kinky Rose. Or a Jane with thick milky tits. I'll cosplay as Bro. He could pull them in easy. Heck, after the whole "abusive" thing, I bet even MORE girls will want him.

Not if NPCs point out how you only achieve greatness in fucking irrelevany and your main version is still a fucking loser.

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The puller of tail is always the lazy Dave cosplay

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>Vriska comes back
>Mugs her alternate, loser self
>Overstays her welcome and gets punted into a black hole
>Makes out with a clown and gives up on her relevancy, all within the timespan of an hour
I wouldn't be surprised if it was only like 2-3 hours between Vriska leaving the B2 session and arriving on Candy Earth-C and being publicly humiliated forever. At least she set the record for "fastest fall from grace ever".

>she actually really did fuck him
ill admit i havent caught up ever since the whole caucasian incident but as a vriskafag, is this what NTR feels like?
gamzee to me is the equivalent to a fat faceless balding middle aged man in my chinese cartoon books

>The puller of tail is always the lazy Dave cosplay
This. I'd be the first to call myself a loser but something about Dave drives girls crazy

user btfo
how will he ever recover?

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Yes that is what NTR feels like, and yes that's an accurate description of Gamzee's character. Such fates tend to happen to the overly narcissistic.

Also keep in mind, it wasn't Gamzee who initiated it. Vriska was the one who did that.

why is this here

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>In Meat he decides to be fujobait
lol

That guy looks pretty chad, true.
But Bro, I believe in my heart, can pull even more. Maybe even threesomes. The senior Strider has pull around pussy.

I filmed people without asking. They reacted like this

Look up ‘CCTV Experiment’ in youtube. A janny wont let me post the link!

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It's why it's still easy to fuck a jade cosplayer. Sure tumblr and twitter worship davekat but when push comes to shove every cosplay girl projects onto Jade hard, and that means they desperately want to fuck Dave.

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>while also setting the stage for (apparently) Homestuck 2
I thought the point was that there is no Homestuck 2. Dirk's plan is to create enough loose ends that Hussie will have no choice to continue the story, but Hussie simply refuses to put out more content.

>but Hussie simply refuses to put out more content
That explains Hiveswap then

i know i just read it but please dont remind me about that. genuinely seething right now

>killed him

>seething
>when she fucked Tavros back then

Vriskchad for life
Karkucks begone

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>the fact that john is important drives dirk absolutely fucking batshit insane
>spends two or three paragraphs repeatedly iterating how john isn't important, never was important, and never will be important
>bypasses god-tier with a horseshit death by poison that's neither just nor heroic, playground "nuh uh i win you're dead times infinity no takebacks"
Why is John the best character, bros?

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tavros is alright since hes so pathetic that i can flip it around to some kind of femdom or reverse rape bullshit

Is he /ourguy/?

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just watched this. lots of cute girls man.

>The Aradia and Sollux fan
Centrist as fuck and enjoys nice Aradia porn. Makes fun of Vriska and Karkat fags for pretending their characters are actually good.

>The Tavros/Post-Murderstuck Gamzee/Eridan Fan
Avoid at all costs. Omega as fuck Dobson tier human-beings with zero social-awareness.

>The Feferi Fan
You don't exist.

>The Meenah Fan
She has no character, Meenvris/Meenkat shipper.

>The Equius/Nepeta fan
Like their crackships and enjoy their dynamic together. Chill as fuck irl and have the best fanbase.

>The Terezi fan
Always knew she was the real main character of Hiveswap and not Karkat or Vriska. Only has a small fanbase who likes her character and not the ships associated with her. Almost as chill like the Equius/Nepeta fans.

>The Kanaya fan
The Rosemary fanbase. Smug as fuck for getting a Hussie handjob in 5.2 and then seeing her character turn into a cardboard who only exists to support an /u/ ship. She is boring as fuck, but at least you fucking won against those Johnrose subhumans.

>The Karkat/Vriska fan
Hussie's most favorite bully targets. There is little to no difference between a Karkat or Vriska fan. They are all weenies irl who are close to crying when put in embarassing situations, but are total chads online. They love shitting on each other and see every other character that aren't the four main humans and Terezi as fuck-annoying NPCs.

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This is now a classpect thread, tell me what your classpect is.

Mine's the heir of rage.

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Is she /ourgal/?

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>but at least you fucking won against those Johnrose subhumans.

Rose would have been a better character and person had she fucked John.

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>bypasses god-tier with a horseshit death by poison that's neither just nor heroic, playground "nuh uh i win you're dead times infinity no takebacks"
To be fair, Game Over Jade gets the same permadeath in Candy. Jane describes the impossibility with resurrecting her as like a narrative poison coursing through her.

what happened to sollux anyways? he was always my favorite troll

Any girls here want to be my homosuck gf? please respond

Dark times

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>post-murderstuck Gamzee

Then what about pre-murderstuck and murderstuck Gamzee?

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>the cherub's influence on the story is narrative poison
Sounds about right

*wwalks into thread*

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Go back to Tumblr faggot.

>pre-murderstuck
Cute joke character
>murderstuck
Creepy villain

Homestuck was good up until the trolls get introduced, then it all went to fucking shit

Nothing gay about wanting to fuck Jade

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He was blinded by Eridan, overexerted himself warping the meteor to the Green Sun and half died, then his "corpse" was used to create Erisolsprite, sucking out the half-death from his projected ghost self. Both he and Aradia were sucked into the black hole, then spent a long time acting as companions and stewards to Calliope-Jade, but when Davebot appears she cuts him loose and abandons him to go with Davebot and Calliope-Jade beyond the pull of the black hole.

Now he's blind and alone on a warring Earth, and really it's his own damn fault.

Shai'Hulud

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I think wanting to get knotted by her green glowing dog cock is pretty gay

What about hotdogging that puffy puppy pussy?

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>has seen the narrative
No he hasn't, he's been permitted to see a very small part of it to trick him into thinking he's in control.

I can't remember if that is an actual line but it could be.

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>fucks loli Vriska
>fucks Karkat
>becomes Queen of an universe

Feels good to be a random minor character getting all the glory.

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>tfw no jade gf to get knotted by

I bet she's bottling up all her emotions and will only release them when she kisses him back to life and finally tells him she loves him

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>dave literally has it all
Is he the most retarded homestuck

Sad that Hussie will kill that ship off later.

I'm just glad that they're acknowledging that John had the most chemistry with Terezi out of all the other characters.

I'm completely ready for John to defy biology, reason, and all storytelling by impregnating Terezi. And then probably dab on Kanaya for being a filthy lesbian who needs incest-slurries to reproduce.

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Homestuck's all about reproduction against all odds, that was the point of the Sburb session

All Hussie needs to do is prove that trolls have males and females for a reason

It was always implied that their gender is a vestigial thing from a time before the mothergrub.

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>Karezi
>Scourgecest
Oof

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>that file name
How big is she?

>the first man to experience troll vag
what was it like, lads

48dd

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No, no. Not her size up there, down there.

It's soft and puffy, like a fleshy pillow with a tiny tuft of white fuzzy pubic hair above it.

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The organ she canonically has, user.

i remember this artstyle. wasnt this the girl who got flack for posting nudes of herself when she was 16? ipoog or something right?

Right, that's the one I'm talking about

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>John accepts his relationship with her as is and is genuinely happy with her
>Terezi though wants to have a child with him
>She separately seeks out a 'Ring of Humanity' that lets her become a human for long as she wears it
>She endures the strangeness and awekwardness that comes with such a feeling for 9 months so she and John can have a son or daughter together
>This is how much she loves him

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What do you think fans would've thought back during acts 4 or 5 if you told them that Terezi was John's end-game?

"Nah, man, it's gotta be Rose, it's so cliche it'll loop back around to being the real outcome"
or
"He's gonna fuck Mom Lalonde"

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What do you think the act 1 readers would have thought if you told them what a shitfest this thing would become?

you aren't missing out
Homestuck starts interesting, especially for people interested in odd game mechanics and comics exploring them for story, but it eventually becomes a teen coming of age romance comic with convoluted time bullshit that eventually retcons itself before the end so the end can happen

absolutely not worth getting into now.

John should have fucked Rose. That prologue was the best part of the epilogue.

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>homestuck started out Yea Forumscore
>devolved into tumblr
it still hurts

Too bad they made her into a dyke to appeal to the tumblrinas, despite hinting at John and Rose hooking up before.

this is a crossover shitpost I never would have expected to see

>"Terezi is for Karkat"
>"John is for Vriska"

WHAT did Hussie mean by this?

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To serve as a grim reminder that beauty does not prevent pain.

Back when Vriska debuted and started interacting with John, people hated her for removing any agency the character had.

means that john did windy stuff all up in her horrifying gray tentacle-pussy

This is what was supposed to happen, and then he compromised his vision and let fans have too much control over the comic. Fans should've just stuck to making fan art and issuing commands that Hussie could pick and choose from.

i'm going to bed, love you /hst/

have some retro material for the road

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They had agency to begin with?

>She ruined John

No. Her and Karkat turned John into the best character in Homestuck.

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They're not usually my thing but hot damn do dog girls have a special place in my heart and dick.
Never wanted to fuck my family dogs, but growing up with them is probably a factor in that.

>have to put up with constant davekat people acting like it's the perfect ship when it reduced both to basically nothing

God just fucking kill them all, please.

How did Homestuck get such a huge gay fanbase anyways? It definitely wasn't on purpose at first.

The nucleus of what would later become Homestuck's cancerous fanbase that didn't read the comic or even really know about it beyond their Tumblr posts came largely from Wordpress and Livejournal, the kind of goblins that would've listed themselves as vampires in their Myspace page and wrote Harry Potter fanfiction

It's the trolls, back when it was just the kids the fanbase was less shit. Because of the trolls, Hussie was never able to finish up Homestuck like he had originally intended so that he could move onto another project later on.

Trolls

It's the loyalty of a dog with the fuckability of a girl.

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John didn't really have much agency throughout the comic, and the depression at living his life coasting on the waves of everyone else caught up with him in the epilogues. He defined his life by the heroic role he was given, having no other goal to pursue, and losing it made him realize how hollow and empty he truly was.

Is this a character from a video game?

What would the others say if they learned that John and Terezi got together?

Karkat just calls John a nigger and storms off.

>we will never get the forums back
>no archives exist

all that early fan content gone
feels fucking bad bro

He seems to do that a lot.

Vriska would throw a tantrum and calls Terezi a dumb whore

same. whenever i read threads about HS it all just seems like autistic gibberish to me.

im just here for pictures of 3DPD and some occasional 2D

Stupid cunt didn't even bother painting her hands or wearing gloves.

out of everything, i'm just glad john got to fuck roxy AND terezi. the rest of the comic can burn to the ground if it hasn't already. based john gets to fuck roxy and give her a kid, and even though he dies in the other timeline, he dies after losing his virginity to the best girl.

>homestuck cosplayers are still a thing
I NEED TO FUCK A VRISKA FUUUUUCK

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Why yes it is. That would be the Biological paternal half-sister, and adopted sister (raised as a niece) of Joey Claire from the game Hiveswap.

I'd take a Nepeta or Terezi myself, maybe either a Kanaya or Jade cosplayer with a strap-on or actual dick.

>I NEED TO FUCK A VRISKA
Not only do you have no standards but you also don't give a shit about getting grey body paint everywhere and having to spit in a communal bucket with other Homestuck cosplayers.
Webcomic, they're only here because the Yea Forums mods don't want anything to do with (and rightfully so) the fandom.

I think the epilogue was okay, but I thought it was really obvious Hussie wrote next to nothing, except for maybe a few Dirk and Rose scenes and the Obama scene. I don't think the overall quality would've been much higher even if Hussie wrote everything, though.

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Loyalty is definitely a kink of mine so you're probably right, but you should post more jade in the interests of science

Are homestuck fans the original discord trannies?

Hussie can't do anything anymore.

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Only the tumblr fans, some people just wanted to jerk off to weird porn.

im only in this to jerk off

video games

k

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>that time Dirk dabbed on the trannies
Is he, dare I say, based?

Someone post PM, BQ, WQ and Ms. Paint lewds.

>tfw no jade gf

That's the only point anymore. Jerk off or make money off Hussie's characters that he doesn't care about anymore.

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>implying I don't want to feel the shitty grey body paint smear between us
>implying Vriska's not going to be the bucket
You can't ruin this for me. Though I hate what happened to Vriska's character as much as everyone else. Fuck you Hussie, she should have stayed dead.

Terezi is really good too. Something about her loud, obnoxious personality seems like it'd be a lot of fun.

I'm disappointed that I never hopped onto the HS ERP bandwagon before it died.

I thought the exact opposite, personally, it was a consistently high level of writing throughout and there was enough complicated narrative bullshit that I doubt his co-writers had anything to do with the overarching plot of it. The only parts that really struck me as being definitively Hussieless were the parts pertaining to Rose, Kanaya, Dave and Karkat being fags, which in fairness is almost always hamfisted and has nothing to do with anything whenever it shows up.

>she should have stayed dead
God, I fucking wish Karkat died.

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you poor soul
im still onboard, had a hot johnrezi erp last night

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I really doubt there's anyone that stuck behind to do futa on male stuff.

>TUMBLR is dead, no more porn
>patreon is now a thing
>tfw no more cosplaying sluts
I miss natural, slutty teens doing crappy cosplays

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Bard of mind hell yeah

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you never know user

it was a different time

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Where would I go to look, user?

It's nice to see that after getting dejected by Roxy, rejecting the temptation of seeing his dad one final time, watching all his friends die in a battle he wasn't even sure was totally necessary, and then getting mortally wounded himself, he finally found a person who cares for him. You can see how much Terezi meant to him after all the bullshit he went through.

chaz was and still is a guilty pleasure of mine.

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I was half expecting her futa art. I'm still trying to find the goo girl Connie picture he did, from that mspa fan adventure.

>it was a different time
THE best time I even manage to fuck my gf doing cosplay for me back when I wasnt a fat fuck
I need my fix of cosplaying girls but patreon and the whole tranny infection is killing the good stuff

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Their roxykitten was cute

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intermission one is the only good part, everything else is unecessarily verbose and overly complicated nonsense that fails at the parody and reference humor it tries so hard to make the focus. also time travel automatically makes your story bad

>Long after Hussie has moved on to something else

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>tfw stopped at the same time
It just became a slog

Hussie can never move on from Homestuck now.
It's what he deserves.

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>02/08/11
I wish I could go back.

I need to know, user. Is there a specific site?

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i doubt it. you might try discord, unironically.
don't give up.

How'd you find people, user?

this is the only valid post

>Dirk
>Dirk
>Dirk
Why the fuck is Dirk so important? Also who is he? (I'm guessing Bro)

>tfw your aspect isn't Blood

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He's the kid version of Bro, yes.

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Alternate timeline switched the positions of kids and guardians.
Dirk is alternate bro.

Dirk is Bro's post-scratch counterpart and more or less throws Bro into perspective a great deal, he's a narcissistic psychopath.

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but why is he so important?

What happened to her? I’ve seen pictures of her but never bothered learning about her before.

He's linked to Lil Cal, Doc Scratch, and Lord English. Each one contained a bit of Dirk. What I find interesting is Dirk even starts to talk a lot like Doc Scratch once he becomes the villain.

Because he thinks he's important. That's pretty much it. Dirk is unable to accept the story being over, because that would mean HE would become unimportant, irrelevant, "outside of canon" or whatever. So he attempts to hijack the story, even if it means becoming its new villain. That's what the epilogue's cliffhanger is about; Dirk kidnaps Rose and flies off to space to do whatever, and a couple characters set off to chase after him.

You only got yourself to blame for following a comic that fucked itself to deaht years ago and isnt even a comic anymore.

That's it?
That's a non-ending.

He's linked to just about every malevolent creature that isn't Jack Noir in the story in one way or another. In the epilogues his powers have grown to the point that he's become aware of himself and all actualities and potentialities that involve himself, elevating his consciousness to the point that he can take control of the story's narrative, which was previously held by Hussie's self-insert. In the Candy route he commits suicide the very moment the timeline diverges to a "non-canonical" route, because he's so narcissistic he won't live in a reality where his control over the story is uncertain. In the Meat route, Rose is currently sick from her own mentality undergoing the same "uplifting", and Dirk is holding her hostage to make sure she can't usurp her or stop her.

So which girl has the best futa porn?

That's gay even for HS

welcome to modern homestuck

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It's an acknowledgment the story pretty much went nowhere and is forcibly being made to go somewhere, it's more on-track than it's been in a long time.

Still gay

You're gay.

Fucking WHEN?

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it's quite possibly the least gay part of the epilogues next to based john fucking terezi and roxy
that's saying something

>It's an acknowledgment
Yeah, that's cool and all, but it's still pretty bad even if you finds ways to justify it.
I'm well aware that Homestuck is well beyond saving at this point, but I wouldn't say it was anything but wank just because it wasn't as bad as the rest of the epilogue

Blame PBS. At some point Hussie became convinced he was the next James Joyce.

>You can't ruin this for me.
Cosplayers and the people they orbit are also fucking mental and WILL play the rape/bigotry card once you're no longer useful to 'em, just look at the whole Weeb Wars debacle.

>that tumblr blog of homestuck cosplayers fucking and doing lewd shit
>had an 18+ restriction for posting but usually ignored because no-one could tell with the fandom being mostly underage anyway
>mostly just nudes but sometimes got bondage and group sex posted as well
Tumblr is alright sometimes

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did he really never go god tier

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>tfw its all gone in the pornpocalypse

like tears in rain

does it still exist because if so im gonna need some sauce nonny

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Is that a character for another epin 8 bit quirky earthbound inspired game that all the zoomers are into nowadays because their favourite youtube streamer shilled it?

good times that

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Exactly what Dirk wants.

>tfw saved it all

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He needs to be god tier if he doesn't want to lose Dave to Jade.

He should move on, he can't compete with Jade. She even has a bigger dick than he does.

NONNY PLEASE

user, if you ever have the time, putting up a MEGA would make you a god amongst men.

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>never saved any of shitty nsfw fetish fanarts drawn by horny teenagers before tumblr deleted fucking everything
rip all those JadexBec fanart

But I thought Dirk lost?

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I'll try doing it now

Bless you. Might even chuck a torrent up in my seedbox.

entirely too small to actually be canon.

god bless user if he delivers

you the same guy who posted the same stuff a while back along with other tumblr cosplayers?

ily user

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I feel this thread could die anytime and I'm shocked it lived this long, so maybe you wanna tell us where to find the link if this thread dies first. (Yea Forums is probably out.)

mega.nz/#!4IZ2iCBD!eSUoIGeyVeIpyDsjRiIf6RxYqeM40Rl3c0bmDbPgLX0

Don't think so. Got a link for that though? Fair exchange.

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Man, I fucking wish Karkat turns into a jealous fucker who believes Jade still wants to steal Dave.

Too bad Hussie loves shilling Davekat as the perfect pure ship.

bro you just posted cringe
youre going to lose subscribers

Which ironically just constantly highlights how much it stagnates and restricts both characters.

Bigger

like i said, it was a while back. but ill try to find it

I give you a Jade indignant over the size of her massive doggy butt and you just ask for more instead of appreciating what you have.

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Fuck off Yea Forumsmblr, not vidya

oh man

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good shit user
thanks for delivering

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there was this one fic where rose tfd into a cow on archive of our own a while back called like daily process or somethign and id give anything to find it again i busted like 400 nuts to it but i cannot for the life of me find it

Last chapter is him finding a new planet to put his plans in motion and saying that it's too late for anyone to stop him.
I think that's far from lost.

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Everything I read about Homestuck and its' fanbase makes me feel like I'm peering into a different reality

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i know how it feels

I'm getting ass whiplash from all the nostalgia hitting me

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What's their endgame?

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Jade is white and hussie didn't even choose the names

Speaking of canwc, what's your favorite [s]?

hot corpse robot sex hopefully

>3 days until Karkat's wriggling date
>tfw there won't be an update

Anyone else have any nudestuck archives lying around? I have an addiction.

she should have been a mom

hope youre still around cause i actually managed to find it
mega.nz/#F!D4UHXBgI!_ePBb6bBcv4JOHYPoEyXYw!ussDBDLR

Based

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This is LITERALLY not video games, why the fuck is this retarded thread allowed to exist

youtube.com/watch?v=sHXQAuI32Qs

wait i didnt check this one this aint it. the one i was talkin about had em arranged in folders by date

spbp
>homestuck cancer

me reading this entire thread

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Huss had to give her a dick as an excuse to not have Dave crushed beneath the sheer amount of cosmic hellspawn Jade would have made him have

The entire comic is literally a video game.

found what i think is the right one, but its a dead link. guess it got taken down

>equius and nepeta aren't in the epilogue
I'm starting to think this is a good thing

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You wouldn't want to know what would happen to them.

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I really liked the epilogue and would love a continuation.

>tfw we'll never get a joke about Equius just casually walking into the final battle and oneshotting Lord English with a single punch

I would too.

He lost by virtue of the fact that there is no sequel.

All of them.

Now that the entire comic is basically done, pick one.
strawpoll.me/18135235

>homosuck still lives even long after it was slain and corpse fucked to death
Jesus shit.

This, give me more metatextual shit Hussie

>Threads are banned from comblr
>Threads are dogpiled on in fucking TRASH
only place to go is Yea Forums when jannies are asleep

Christ you people are pathetic, accept your franchise failed and is dead.

To be fair the fact these,faggots have managed too continue surviving after by all rights should be dead is legit impressive as hell, even if the lot are perma retards.

We already know Karkat's the jealous type even, he was absolutely fucking seething at Dave/Terezi being a thing

He's not jealous because ultimately he doesn't give enough of a shit about Dave.

In Meat, he does now.

Based bonbiposter

Meat is rotten.

I'm genuinely surprised that Hussie hasn't straight-up killed Jade yet

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I'm surprised just how much his inner circle also seems to hate her.

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Dirk becomes important enough to have guidance over the narrative, so long as someone more powerful isn't narrating over him.

Part of his powers is gaining power from how many different versions of him there are, since he's a prince of heart. I'm not sure exactly how "destroyer of souls" translates into being able to command the storie's narrative, but it does.
He's the puppetmaster of the story at one point so he understandably becomes important as he manipulates everyone around him to his own goals.

Which character has the best porn? I'm bored.

Jade and Rose.

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Jane

Fatgirls who pretend they aren't hideous cosplay jade
Fatgirls who know they've got it going on cosplay jane

>homestuck
Go back to You faggot

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I liked it too, but on the one condition that there is not going to be a followup. I don't think I need to know what exactly Dirk is up to, it's okay for me to simply be aware that he was enough of a narcissist to try and resist the narrative coming to an end. Most of the other characters got some form of closure, and I'm fine with the ones that didn't being tangled up in Dirk's bullshit.

Frig off randy

Who even

Can someone tell me what are this guy's powers?

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what was his fucking problem?

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that's fair, and actually a good interpretation of Dirk I hadn't thought of, actually reneging on the end of the story itself

I just really liked all the ultimate self stuff, especially in Dave's bit in the candy ending, I'd like to read more about it. I also want to know terezi's thoughts on it seeing as her seer of mind powers are very similar to the concept

Fat vriska was the best meme to come out of homestuck

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That's wrong, she implies that she's capable of impregnating rose, so she has a dog dick and human balls

>human balls
That makes no sense though, Jade expected to get and wanted to get pregnant in the comic proper.

>best meme
user, it's canon that calling her fat is her trigger word to make her cry.

>tfw johnrezi is canon

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Initially, he would be thrust into disbelief all the time. However, after a while, dark rage powers would follow him around. As a god tier, he would become denial incarnate, making others unable to focus on anything other than himself.

Because shes in a bad webcomic

Sage

Did you even READ her conversation with jake? She says she wants a baby, but that dave can't be the father because of an ectobiological abnormality. She also says it won't be karkat. Jake tries to press for more information on who could possibly provide the genetic material to rose, who is jade's choice of a surrogate mother, and jade dances around the point suspiciously, all but openly stating it's actually going to be her.

he had to wear a dumb hat

It's in a dream bubble now.

Yes, I know.
I'm saying how does that make any sense given what she was like in actual canon

given this happened in the candy ending it's not out of the realm of possibility that it's literally just a thing BECAUSE of all the fanfiction and stuff about it.

Don't heirs become their aspect/are protected by it or something like that?

So you're saying that the epilogues aren't canon.

What do you mean, "what she was like"? Nothing in the canon ever disproved the dog dick theory, and very little even implies that it's wrong. The only real argument is that she never brought it up to people, but we don't see most of that three year time skip, plus dave and therefore davesprite is gay anyway so he would probably be fine with it.

poor impulse control, shitty boss, no qt white gf

Jade doesn't have a tail in canon. This comes directly from Lexxy, who designed god-tier Jade, which comes from Hussie. Lexxy wanted to give her a tail, Hussie said that the only dog thing she has were the ears.

Jade in canon also admitted to Eridan that she had expected to get pregnant at some point.
You implying she has human balls implies that somehow either Bec had human balls, or Jade always had balls.

Mmm... and what exactly would accomplish an heir of rage, notice that the guy can also become rage, suffering, and passion incarnate, not just denial.

the candy ending explicitly isn't. That's the whole point?

>he thinks either of them are

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that grimdork should've happened

It's canon in the normal sense, just not canon by Homestuck's weird metafictional definition that doesn't actually have anything to do with whether the events happened.

Candy's canonicity is weird. For all the talk about it being non-canon it's a canon part of the meat/candy story. It's about as non-canon as the yellow yard was, in that there's no way for anything inside and outside of the black hole to interact, so as long as there is no further narrative on the inside of the black hole, it's effectively unknowable.

She admitted she wanted to get pregnant BEFORE she got tiered and fused with a dog, when she had a vagina. Then she got a dog dick that is inexplicably but implied to be capable of impregnating humans. I'll concede the tail though, even though it's cute and I'm glad it's in candy.

W E E N I E S

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>implying hitler wouldn't be a hero of blood

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>2019
>bloodcucks still seething

Problem Sleuth >>>>>>>>> Homostuck

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what a pure work of art

>Cute shota gets fucked over
It's not fair

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Chads.

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Heir of Weenies

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>Dave gave that up
>Dave is retarded
>Dave is Hussie's self insert
>Hussie is retarded?

Dave is bi and likes both Karkat and Jade.

Imagine liking this shitshow of a webcomic.

>Hussie likes Karkat and Jade
I find that hard to believe

davepeta and lord english are so technically they ended up killing eachother
oh god
it even was a pounce
oh dear lord

Imagine being the Heir of Worthlessness

true mspa fans know bard quest is the best
TSO is hussies best achievement though, can't get enough of the wonderful zoo smell

No really fucking sauce

idk

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