So, what are you going to do first when Banjo is revealed for Smash tomorrow?

fuck off

I just realized that Smash has made it impossible to discuss the actual Banjo games on Yea Forums. I hope this saga ends soon so we can go back to normal discussion.

Be disappointed that it was just Smash and not a actual new Banjo game.

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Regardless of who gets put in the game, steveposters won. How can banjofags even compete with OC like this? Fucking hell no amount of smug boomer edits can top this.

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Well, it'll be worthless once Banjo is in because it won't really make any sense. I expect it will stop being posted very quickly.

That was amazIng

>tomorrow

sakurai said until Tuesday, you impatient fuck

So what are you going to do if mods start banning smash threads?

people are retarded for think that a smash bros character will be revealed at the ms conference

I rather prefer a new game over the smash autism

Keep posting Smash threads.

This is the ultimate Stevepost
Now you can all die

>if banjo gets in rosterfags will finally be able to move on from him like they did w ridley and k rool
fucking finally, i'm sick of hearing banjo's name thrown around so much

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lol the cope

That's actually the main reason I'm supporting him. Just to finally get him out of the way.

>somehow is actually added
>people will finally shut up about it
oh no i don't think u understand
if anything it will make it worse and they will go from an annoying crybaby to a smugfuck

Steveposters have successfully erased all hate I have ever held for Banjoposters by being a thousand times more obnoxious.

Laugh at Banjofags because he will not be in Smash

Cope.

>people clearly shitposting
vs
>actual whinnying annoying entitled man children who can't move past their childhood
sorry your to retarded to see the difference

>your to
Wow.

Check the archive speed, Ridley got us to two minutes

Got em

rejoice

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laugh when yakuza 0 and kiryu get revealed for switch

Holy Shit, Banjo absoutely BTFO

have sex

It's just funny to see the word "retarded" after not just one, but two incorrect word choices. The only thing that could have made it better is if it was spelled "retarted."

>gets btfo
>resorts to grammarfagging
like pottery

I think it will only be temporary, i mean, past smuggers cooled it fairly fast, should only take like 2-3 years.

That said, what will be real fun will be the inevitable "Cuttening" for the next game when everybody won't be there only some.

Unrelated but does anyone have that "Virgin stage builder vs Chad" meme where the Virgin is trans flags and the Chad is an Ashley stage?

I mean, you're clearly not a native English speaker so you aren't going to be "BTFOing" anyone. And it's spelled "poetry", by the way.

Cry more insufferable little bird humper.

>fairly fast
>2-3 years
user......
not only a grammarfag but also a ragging newfag
hmmmmmm

We are getting Sylux! I'm so happy!

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FuturisticHub, AKA LifeInATent. He's a masterclass troll who doesn't give a fuck about anything. He posts parody animations to his youtube channel using intellectual properties popular with children. These videos subtly include dark subtext and/or weird fetish material.

Are you that same twelve year old who keeps spouting that Sakurai specifically said only one reveal Tuesday when he said no such thing? Shouldn't you be in bed?

>muh source

>ragging
It keeps happening.

>Joker
>Banjo & Kazooie
>Edelgard
>Sylux
>Erdrick
Except Joker, all shit picks.

check e6 i guess
don't have a switch yet

Bull fucking shit and you know it. They'll immediately bandwagon the next character. And then after that one gets in they'll do the next one. The only way to end this shit is for Sakurai to never listen to fans ever again.

litteraly wtf are you talking about you schitzo faggot
????????????
go take your meds
what does your post have to do with anything what are u even on about?

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based furfag

Have sex

People were insisting that Ultimate would have cuts too. They've opened Pandora's box, they can't go back from this. I look forward to seeing the despair on everyone's faces when hated characters like Corrin and Lucina are still in Smash 6.

What if the guy saw Sylux and not Doomguy?

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Oh man, so the yosho rumor about the silhouettes is true? I need to spread around my theory then.

>i saw something please believe me
the fact people even bothered to reply or screen shot this is something
do you just believe anything you see?
because anyone can't rp and post that right?
fucking idiot

Wasn't there a leak with a yoshi that also stated Banjo would be at E3 and only saw silhouettes?

theres been like a 100 leaks for this game
they literally mean nothing
retard

Man I hate summer. Go to bed before you mess up your internal clock. Your parents will worry.

Unless they make Ultra Smash Ultimate Turbo the next game would most definitely have cuts. Though honestly I'd rather just have Ultimate Turbo with more actual new content than a revamp or reboot. But Sakurai would kill someone before that ever happens.

I fucking hate this board holy shit fuck whoever used their talent to make this

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The next game will probably use Ultimate as a base just like Ultimate used 4 as a base. It'll make things easier. Although I think they are going to keep Ultimate alive for a lot longer than usual with multiple DLC waves.

>implying that wasn't worth watching

Not a Stevefag nor a Banjofag but holy shit I'm laughing at the amount of stupidity in this shit.

>will be worrying that Ridley will be cut
I got him once and am eternally grateful, but it'd be sad to see him go. Same with Rool.

>Leak from before Joker's reveal still looking good and getting more likely everyday
>Sylux and Edelgard make sense for Nintendo as a way to promote their new games (well, even if MP4 was delayed)
>The Mario 8-bit echo fighter would make the roster look better
GG Sylux bros!

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I'm not gonna count my chickens before they hatch, but I am gonna stay hopeful.

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I also saw a post from a guy claiming to be the guy who predicted Joker, who said that it would be Sylux that is revealed at E3. So if it's true keep in mind that Banjo may be in but the reveal may be for Sylux instead.

Banjo is MS so their conference is a possible place for him to be announced. Slim as fuck but possible.
Or it was, before sakurai tweeted that the next character would be revealed at the direct. Specifically the next one and not just a character. Banjo may still show up at MS's show though, just not for smash.

I'll try comparing Edelgard and Morrigan's silhouettes to see if they are similar enough.

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Don't forget about this theory.

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I doubt it. Sakurai only did that to save time because he was planning to bring everyone back anyways. If not for "everyone is here" he probably would have started from scratch. Also "using as a base" doesn't mean using everything from the previous game like I'm suggesting. This game is a one time anomaly. He even said it himself. The "everyone is here" surprise only works once.

And I also highly doubt Sakurai would be working on more DLC. As it is now his team is constantly shrinking until a skeleton team is left for bug fixes and balancing. It would probably be mostly dissolved by the end like Smash 4.

>june 2019
>before joker
so banjokes are actually retarded?

>Morrigan and not Felicia.
But why? Hell why Dark Stalkers at all? Not shitting on DS but it seems like an odd choice ya know? Especially over something like RE Nemesis or Dante. I want Banjo but I don't buy this.

I watched it 5 times tbqh

That's probably why people are thinking he mistook Morrigan for someone else.

>all contradict eachother
why do people even bother with these "leaks" or any leaks at all
??????????
are people actually retarded

>November 2018
>Not before Joker
Refusteves are really reaching now

This guy liked darkstalkers and put it in his fake.

>I cannot use my brain for a minute
Poor blockhead.

Oh hey ESL kun, been a while.
Going to shitpost with Steve?

>team keeps getting smaller
Fuck please buff the lower tiers before balancing ends. Just want Ridley to get some love before it's all said and done.

No idea what female would look similar to Morrigan that's noteworthy.

>stevefags STILL trying

The thing is, Smash 4 is a weird outlier because the Wii U was a failure of a system and they had to pivot to the Switch pretty quickly. The Switch has a much larger install base and Nintendo has shown they're willing to support games for much longer than a year if they're successful. So I'm sure nothing is set in stone just yet but we very well could see the team brought back as they decide to make more. As for the roster in future games, I think they don't want to disappoint players who have gotten used to certain characters so they're going to try their hardest to bring everyone back. Just make the team bigger every time. Smash has always done this, which is why we've seen characters who have long since lost their relevance like Ike appear for three games in a row.

Nothing because I don't really like his games but I don't hate him as a character.

Depends.
The guy said he only saw a shadow.
What he mistook for wings could be a cape or something like that.

It could be any female character with a weird piece of headgear. Morrigan's silhouette isn't THAT distinct. Maybe she's holding a weapon close to her head.

As much as I like Morrigan, i'd much rather have Chun-li added.

Well obviously but I was saying it sticks out so badly that it kinda confirms it's fake.

except they litteraly all contain different characters retards
seems like your the brainless one
if one contains
>Vampy
then
this one contradicts it because vampy isn't in it meaning one of them is auto fake
this one contains morrigan meaning the other 2 are auto fake because
doesn't have morrigan
meaning one of them can't be true
and if it's actually vampy then they are both wrong because neither have vampy
so if vampy is in then both
are wrong

meaning they can't all be true
meaning that none of them mean shit to begin with because it's not possible for them all to be true
retard is you

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>Stevefags still trying
>Banjo's at E3 for the first time since 1997
>He's either going to be getting a remake, a new game, or even a Smash induction.
>killing the Stevefag's 'BANJO'S DEAD' argument.

Oh, fuck that. I would not prefer a third Street Fighter character over a character from a different franchise that would bring a whole bunch of new music with her.

In fact that's why it wouldn't be Chun-Li anyway, because they already have a Street Fighter stage and music.

Don't get your hopes up banjoke, you're gonna get a remake at best.

And? That also shows Microsoft is willing to let another company handle Banjo.
Still killing the argument of 'BANJO'S DEAD'

I think you expect too much. They're ending Splatoon 2 really soon and that's the outlier. I don't think it's profitable to keep a team working on a game forever unless that's the business model like a mobile game or free to play game. Especially considering not everyone that buys the base game will buy dlc let alone all of it. This game actually treats DLC as an extra and not a chunk of the whole game.

While you're probably wrong I must say I enjoyed seeing someone say the name "Vampy" so many times.

That doesn't kill the fact that he's not getting in, though :^)

I'm going to fuck that bear.
youtube.com/watch?v=zLi6NOxX-tE

You two must not know much about darkstalkers. Felicia is popular but Morrigan is basically the defacto main character. She stole that spot from Dimiti, granted, but capcom always favors her to represent the franchise.

But darkstalkers is a weird pick and this "leak" is bullshit.

And? He'd be getting a remake, introducing an entire new audience to his game.
Either way, Stevefags lose.

>How can banjofags even compete with OC like this?
having their character actually be in the game

>Have talent to make a pretty good Steve vs banjo animation.
>Make humor based on gay sex combined with scat.
>Good ol slapstick humor will be alot better than this.

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The leak could very well be true and he just mistook Morrigan for someone else.

Seething banjie

Stevey Stevey, Cope and Seethey, Banjo's on his way to E-3.

>I-I didn't want Banjo in Smash anyway
Holy cope

Fuck this is hard to look at

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Like, for example, Edelgard. Take a look at this picture. See how she's got two bows on the sides of her head? See how they're sticking out pretty prominently?

Hmm.

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A remake or a new game is fuel to get Banjo into Smash Ultimate or Smash 6.
Stevey Stevey, Cope and Seethey, Banjo's coming to E-3-ie.

How will Banjo fags recover?

how much deditated wam did it take to do dis?

??????????
are you retarded
if one list has 4 characters and vampy isn't on it and vampy is in then that list of 4 is auto wrong
while the other one has morrigan and banjoke meaning it could be real because it still has 2 open and vampy could be one but sense morrgian and vampy are apparently similar they wouldn't use both meaning if morrgian is in then vampy probably wont be
but morrigan or vampy being in
makes
wrong
but most likely is
none of them are fucking put in
and leaks are dumb
but all it takes is for morrigan or vampy to be in to break
and anything with banjoke or doomwhy screams autofake

>Oops!
>This video was removed for violating our TOS.

You should go with tom and jerry like slapstick humor than making that sick kind of shit.

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If the guy is legit, I can see how they mistake Doom for Sylux.
Both have a robotic look as well as a blade arm.

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>deleted just as i was watching it
can someone repost it, its some quality shitpost i wanna see

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Ahhh, that's some good shit.

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can we take a step back and consider: why would morrigan be playable in a nintendo game? you really think she's going to break the smash ball and then fuck kirby to death? why would she be a capcom rep over leon or phoenix wright?

not to mention 8-bit mario. that "leak" was just goofy attention whoring, i'm certain of it

>no argument

New game or remake today, Smash reveal Tuesday. Believe.

I'm crashing
>everyone always thinks Nintendo will do something cool
>they never do
we're getting one Smash character and it's going to be Erdrick because revealing Japanese Jesus at a western event makes sense (to no one but Nintendo)
and then Banjo getting a revival at Microsoft is only a maybe

>Banjofags got so mad they reported it

This filth will be used as a meter to gauge depravity
We will look back and remember this retardation
No debase act could compare to this apogee of autism
Truly 2019 has reached its zenith

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Do you even know how Morrigan fights, dude? Her Final Smash is just her firing a bunch of missiles.

Stevey Stevey, cope and seethey, Banjo's going to be at E3.

cope harder

The thing is it's possible that the character is not Morrigan since the guy only saw a silhouette.
That's why people are linking it to the November leak, since Morrigan and Edelgard's silhouettes are similar.

>actual whinnying annoying entitled man children who can't move past their childhood
Thats quite a strawman you built to take out your anger on.

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Why? Banjo's at E3.

marvelvscapcom.fandom.com/wiki/Eternal_Slumber

Yeah I can definitely see that, especially if the pose is something that makes it look even more vague is. As cool as Doomguy is, Sylux is really cool too. I wouldn't mind if he was in instead of Doomguy.

>This attack was only in the first game Marvel vs. Capcom: Clash of Super Heroes, and hasn't been used ever since.
Way to BTFO yourself.

>people beleive some random faggot online
wow now i see how the grinch took off retarded faggots
>saw stuff but didn't take pics of it
hmmmmmmmmm
the fact no one even bothered asking for proof just shows how retarded people are plus the pic the used clearly prooves how fake it is
not to mention after then 5chan leak how there was like 100 leaks like it posted here and it was just people making stuff up

Did anyone save it?

>erdrick
What part of Chrono/Neku do you not understand

Sadly, no. It is now gone from the internet forever.

Imagine being a stevefag in 2019 assblasted that a based hunter is getting in before your blockhead.

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i was making a joke but i really don't think nintendo's gonna put a succubus in smash

The source is apparently not certain on who are the SE and the Microsoft character.
He claimed that the Atlus character was Joker, but ended being hesitant on the other two third-party characters.

They already have Bayonetta.

Your move.

Oh it'll be back tomorrow. I'm sure once the creator sees it's been taken down, he'll reupload it, ESPECIALLY if there's no Banjo revival at the Microsoft conference.

First of all it's happening on Tuesday, or maybe even later since Erdrick is likely being revealed first.

I will of course use the opportunity to shitpost even more than I do regularly. Sadly I won't be able to play as him until over a week from now if he does get released next week.

GENO'S STILL GOT A CHANCE BABY LET'S DO THIS SHIT

youtube.com/watch?v=4qwqV_5p9_I

If is good.

Almost every game morrigan has been in is rated "T". Shes less risque than Bayo. She basically fires missles and uses spikes. Hell, they already even made morrigan a special type of succubus that just needs excitement to survice, she doesnt even need to fuck.

>Video removed

Congrats, you just wasted your time.

Whoever is revealed on Tuesday, I'm going to avoid the board entirely until it's all done. I mean it's impossible to do anything on the board during moments like that anyway, threads get pushed off in seconds.

Also, does anyone know how would be a good way to access the direct after it's uploaded without potentially spoiling anything? I might be asleep when it happens and I worry that if I go to the Nintendo channel they'll have uploaded a video with a title that spoils the reveal.

you should probably just search for their entire direct. if it's just a short segment in a 45 minute direct focusing on other games it shouldn't be in the title

>deleted before i got to see it
FUG

That makes sense. Actually I just had an idea, they've got a playlist of all their directs so I feel like bookmarking this page and refreshing it after the direct is out will work.
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD50D631C1566B340

Never been a big Rare/SE fan, so I'll look forward to the 4th and 5th fighters instead. Why now? Why didn't they include him in 64 or Melee? Or even 4? They've passed up easy money for a long time.

the video was just banjo getting raped by steve (after he eats kazooie) with lots of scat involved

They intended to include him in 64, but it didn't work out. Then they lost Rare to Microsoft and the concept of two rival companies teaming up did not come into existence until very recently.

>hurrdurr your just mad XD I LIEK SOMETING ON IT THEREFORE I HAZ TO BE TRUE XD
that's only reason leaks take off huh retards see something they liek and go omg SO EBIN XD
i don't give a shit about steve or your gay hunter it's just all makes sense now how these leaks even take off to begin with
god damn retarded ass shitters
can't even question anything huh?

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Bassetflims?

ESL kun, don't pretend that you don't care about Steve, you've been taking his side for months now.

pic related but joy

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What would a joyful version of that look like?

Creepy Steve made me want Steve from Minecraft in Smash
I have never played Minecraft on my life

Banjo's fanbase is terrible

New link when?

maybe it's easier to side with shitposters doing things for ebin XD than some annoying whinny entitled man children crying about some thing that hasn't been a thing in 2 decades and are beyond annoying
it's called siding with the voice of reason retard

the banjo fanbase isn't posting weird shit like vore and fucking steve

>can't handle meme fetish
>can't handle some fucking
your in the wrong place faggot

>your
Eesh.

>intended to include him
Sakurai just said why he couldn't include him, not that he ever intended to add Banjo.
>they lost Rare to Microsoft
No, they willingly chose not to buy out rare and let Microsoft have it because they literally didn't give a fuck.

objectively false

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To be fair, if you look at Rare's output since then they were clearly right to not give a fuck.

Exactly. Rare was turning to shit. Yet all of these boomers hold them and Banjo on this fucking pedestal because of nostalgia glasses.

Steveposters are the anti-rosterfags. They post comically grotesque shit just to make the sting of a potential inclusion (or exclusion) worse. It's not really a fanbase as it is a small movement made by chronic shitposters.

Banjo is legitimately full of autistic bandwaggoners. He's garnered an unusual amount of support in the last few months, I guess it has to do with the leaks but it's obvious that supporters are their own flavor of obnoxious.

Well, Rare going to shit after Microsoft bought them didn't magically make the N64 Banjo games not good. They're still good to this day.

>>Yea Forums
fuck off back there nigger

>He's garnered an unusual amount of support in the last few months

And here's why:
A. K. Rool gets in, rosterfags feel entitled because all of their never-evers seem like they have a shot now.
B. The Grinch leak happens, capitalizing on what was mentioned in A.
C. Banjo is the only surviving member of the Grinch leak, leaving all rosterfags to channel their energy to him like some giant autistic spirit bomb.
D. Bandwagoning zoomers who want to be accepted by the 30 year old youtubers they watched do a let's play.

>can't handle vore
tsk tsk weak faggot

>didn't magically make the N64 banjo games not good

Nigger not even the Banjo fanbase can agree on whether Tooie is good or not. It's an extremely overrated franchise propped up by Smash roster faggotry and echo chamber bullshit that allowed characters like Geno and Isaac to dominate speculation for over a decade.

Buddy, Yea Forums has been Yea Forums-lite for years now. If you came here for actual video game discussion, I'm sorry to inform you that you've been misled. It's just a trap to lure in people and then shit-post them into oblivion. If you actually want to talk-shop about video games /vg/ and /vr/ are down the road.

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>not even the Banjo fanbase can agree on whether Tooie is good or not.
I'll solve this one for you: It's good.

Be a bit disapointed, because I've never played his game, and he is a really boring looking Donkey Kong ripoff. Still a way better choice than Steve though.

this lmao who actually want's to talk about vidya
Yea Forums is litteraly all porn now lmao

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Too bad literally the entire Banjo community can't agree with you on that, with many of them considering Tooie average at best, or at worst shit-tier.

Play his game sometime, you'll be much less disappointed.

This
Who the hell can take rosterfags seriously when they prop up literal who shit tier characters like Isaac? FUCKING ISAAC

>Banjo is the only surviving member of the Grinch leak
Just because Geno got an icon doesn't mean he was deconfirmed, plenty of characters that are in the roster have icons.

Dear fucking god, this delusion

Nah bro, it's average at best.

Mate i was a Genofag myself, and i gotta admit his chances are slim to none now. The spirit of him and Mallow are the best we're gonna get.

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>being this retarded

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Wait, Geno has a spirit?

IMAGINE if Sakurai actually referenced this in her final Smash if she got in, imagine the shock from everyone seeing it.

Yes you fucking idiot.

Proofs?

YEP

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what was it?

better than any thing a banjoke has ever posted

The last hurrah of a dying meme.

play the fucking game

just started pic related a few hours ago, enjoying it so far
really happy that - if banjo does indeed get revived - yooka goes from a successor series to a sister, concurrent series

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While it's good that you're enjoying it, you're apparently in the minority on that so it blows my mind that this game is somehow getting a sequel. Just shows how much dark money is flowing through video games that even poorly received stuff can still end up with a sequel off pure momentum.

>some streamable employee had to sit through this shit without context

kek

>he thinks it's going to end after E3

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no man's sky went from bottom to top in a few years, why can't yooka?

because u need to shut the fuck up faggot

I suppose there's no reason it couldn't. While it's irritating for a game to be released as an unfinished product, games being able to be patched long after release opens up a lot of games to be fixed and made better.

saved this off of the art thread you got your pic from
i'd say it's worth keeping for the next 60 hours or so

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>Stevekeks
Always easy to tell when someone is new and doesn't realize that there's a filter that only triggers when you talk in all caps.

I know it's kinda early but, fuck it. Porky celebration thread, he's finally in folks

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I enjoyed it too but the sequel is a low effort 2.5d sidescroller DKC ripoff, not a 3D collectathon platformer. Pretty sure it was also partially funded from the Kickstarter as they promised DLC that we never got

Haven't really played these games but is that cute robot actually a character in the game?

None of you niggas saved this shit? Really?

Anyone who saved that would have been risking FBI investigation. They were smart.

she's just a minor midboss type that appears and promptly jobs

You know damn well that's never stopped anons from saving material.

Well at least that means there will be lots of fan art of her.

epicguitar is the reason i'd be okay with N&B banjo being reused
he makes square bear look good

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?????
?????????
how???????????
theres litteraly nothing illegal happening in that vid
just because its scares you doesn't mean fbi will raid you faggot

>he didn't play the video backwards and listen to the audio

now why would i do that?
hurr durr what does it have some ebin secret message about the gobmint or something?

Steve's false fans are worse.

>people can't have differing opinions on some entries in the series.
Jesus, not all Godzilla fans like All the godzilla films, you raging faggot.

Not a sequel, it's a spinoff.

So what are you gonna do if only Erdrick is revealed and since Banjo wasn't staright up deconfirmed this shit continues for another several months?

Leave the board and play Erdrick, I suppose. I can just ignore Smash threads for a while.

Be afraid

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I am actually really starting to hope the Edelgard thing is true, I'm not a stupid bitch so I don't give an absolute fuck if this game has a million Fire Emblem characters as long as they're fun to play and playing a character with an axe sounds really fun.

>I don't give an absolute fuck if this game has a million Fire Emblem characters as long as they're fun to play
Too bad we have a million shit emblem characters AND they are all boring as fuck to play

Yeah and despite that I don't care if this new one is yet another Fire Emblem character as long as this time she is fun.

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This was removed???
BANJOKES ARE FUCKING TATTLETALES! CANT WAIT FOR DECONFIRMED ON TUESDAY

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Rosterfags deserve another Fire Emblem character.

>Banjo gets revealed at Microsoft's conference
>Doom Slayer gets revealed at Bethesda's conference
>The Square Enix rep gets revealed at Square Enix's conference
>The last DLC character gets revealed at Nintendo's E3 Direct

In those days, we believed that to be the world's one, and only truth.

That would certainly make the rest of the year boring.

By Tuesday we'll be so exhausted from celebrating Banjo coming back in a Remake or a new game.

banjo mobile game with lootboxes
nuts and bolts HD

Sakurai said after yesterday's championship that they'll reveal the character they're currently working on during the direct.
We're not getting reveals during other conferences, infact we might only get one character.

K. It still kills the 'Banjo is dead and will never get another game' argument you clinged to.

Plus Yea Forums loves mobile games these days, it will unironically receive threads and people will discuss it and play it actively. This is the way of the future.

Someone with an axe would be great. The only reason people hate the FE characters is because they're basically different flavors of Marth with Ike being the only standout. And even that is barely.
The only fear I have is that she'll just be and Ike clone like everyone else is a marth clone.

You guys are delusional. Your company had said MULTIPLE times that there are no plans for Banjo. Smash is the least likely outcome. You’re getting a phone charger and that’s that

Nah, Sakurai confirmed that the DLC characters won't be echoes. She'll be unique. It would be funny if this was the Fire Emblem character that everyone actually loved and made people stop hating on Fire Emblem because she's just that well made.

Someone please re-host it

until smash 6 when cutfags will be out in force

Yeah no. Metroid now has more than enough reps as of Ultimate

By the time Smash 6 is out, we'll all be dead. I'm only concerned with the game that's in front of me, which I will hopefully be playing for many years to come.

Who would even be left to seriously bandwagon over?

I love Banjo, but this is what I think is going to happen. Even though Sakurai is using single pronouns, I still think their will be two character reveals. At the beginning of the direct we will get a reveal trailer of someone different. This will probably prompt people to jump onto Yea Forums early and type down "Ha! Banjokes BTFO" without even bothering to watching the rest of the direct. Then, at the very end of the direct, they say, "Oh, but before we go, we have one more announcement, please take a look." This is the Banjo trailer that shows off the character and what he looks like. The presentation ends and the people in the "btfo" threads are still unaware, so people start posting the Banjo trailer in it, BTFO of everyone who left early to shitpost, proving people don't actually care about Nintendo games or Smash, or the characters who get in. It's going to happen, I can feel it.

As a lifelong Metroid fan I agree. Four is the perfect number for Metroid.

*there will be two fighters... damn auto-correct making me seem stupid...

>we'll all be dead within the next decade
user what are you not telling us

Holy shit, this had me in tears.

>he doesn't know
Just... enjoy it while you can, man. Enjoy it while you still can.

Buddy... you're scaring me...

Should've hosted it on pomf.cat or one of its clones. What kind of cuck normalfag website is "streamable"?

Cut Zero Suit then.

Fucking this.

streamable.com/q4zxf

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They'll most likely be doing 2 reveals, one is Sora and the other will be another Disney character, avengers, star wars, or Mickey himself.

For 3rd party smash DLC characters, does the company get money from the dlc character? If so I think there’ could be a slim as fuck chance of it happening

legitimately who made this and why
I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me laught though

He knows the prophecy. Revel in your ignorance.

Indeed. Square Enix was famously pissed off as fuck that Nintendo put Cloud in the base game. They really wanted to sell him as DLC again. Square is a fucking dirty bastard company.

wow

probably the same based fella who made this
youtu.be/lbZuMFZLqoU

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holy shit, this is the fucking magnum opus of rosterfaggotry
even if banjo gets in now, stevefags won

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>his games having been on nintendo systems, such as the gameboy, NES and wii u
>tons of history and characters, also one of the most iconic characters in pop culture
>massive moveset potential due to the arkham series and his many platformer games
yep, im thinking the caped crusader's in

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Except, we'd be in the game and Steve wouldn't.

If he's in I hope we get this song.
youtube.com/watch?v=FA2pCqpfAkM

who even cares smash sucks

based

My biggest worry is that not only will we get one character, but the character will not even be released the same day.

It's been so long since the last DLC character, I am desperately hoping that they'll pull one of those "Oh by the way, it's available later today!" things. But I'm worried it won't even be that.

That comic was cringe

>people wouldn't lie on the internet!

Okay. Prove to me that Dragon Quest has good music. Link a good song from Dragon Quest.

Nah man
Banjo is Brave, so he's going first

So you learn 3D animation, a talent that many try to strive for to get into the industry. You took your sweet ass time to render shit, you have all this talent where you could have made a fun little video referencing everyone... and you make this... sex fetish that only you can beat off too... karma is going to be your bitch in this world and I hope whoever debates on hiring you, Disney, Dreamworks, Warner Bros., FUCKING NINTENDO, sees this and shakes there head... I hope Sakurai finds this and realizes what he created is monstrous.

You know, at first I thought it was a really big stretch that a lot of people kind of wanted to believe, but now it makes a lot of sense when you realize how the term "Brave" was used in the past. Doyle was the codename for Arsen, which reference Sherlock Holmes, a piece of media and entertainment oh, you know what else is a piece of media and entertainment?.. The Pixar movie "Brave." That film is all about Bears and people transforming into bears.

You mean tonight? Banjo will be announced during Microsoft, with Erdrick saved for Nintendo.

Not to mention merida being a redhead (Kazooie)

>The ending bit
Ok. That was actually pretty fucking funny.

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Honestly, I don't think so. I feel like both will be at Nintendo. Why take focus away from your console just to promote the Switch. Sure, it's their character as DLC, and they get a lot of money, but it just would be a little bit weird. Although I do expect a new game to be announced, and if it's not, then I won't be upset.

Why the fuck do you care? He can do whatever he wants. And holy fuck the way this guy types. If this post isn't proof that underage Banjofags come from Smashboards to make roster threads I don't know what is.

This thread was posted yesterday.

we did it!

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Fucking hell, this is the peak. We can't get any lower then this. Even if someone makes a worse version, the points already been made.

It's funny but it really makes you think why we're doing this over a 12+ game

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Because a company is SOOOO different from an average joe, Ashleyfag

>They went from expecting a banjo reveal, to expecting TWO characters reveals even though the subtitles written by Nintendo leave no room to doubt it's only one character, to expecting a new banjo game somehow
How
How do rosterfags hype themselves like this

>Square Enix was famously pissed off as fuck that Nintendo put Cloud in the base game.
so famous that it's total speculation

lighten up user I'm a banjofag and that webm is hilarious

It's good to see Metroid finally getting some love this time around
Now i just gotta hope my boy makes it too

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I'm an 18 year old who is going to school for this shit and have been training on programs like Maya, 3DS Max, Cinema 4D, and even Blender for years now! If any of us used our talent like that and posted it to the internet, our credibility would be gone, it's not like Cyber8 which has a totally set tone, this is shits for the birds. Not to mention, it's rendered like shit, he should have put Subsurface Scattering on Steve's head and hands, and more normal maps should have been used to give off a sense of depth.

The subtitles leave plenty of room to doubt.

Sakurai said the new character will be revealed during the direct,
there's no announcements during other conferences.

>I'm an 18 year old
It shows you underage fuckwad. go back and lurk for 2 more years

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Why is it always anal vore with you people

Refusteves are really into it.

Reminder to all that Banjokes are from reddit. If our Ste/v/e can trigger these snowflake this much, place out Steveyboi on some of THEIR discord servers, and see how they like being raided

I loved that show growing up... and sure, why not. Every neckbeard here clops anyways, I'd rather see Hell then that again.

learning 3d animation is not that big of a deal

Uh... what do you mean Ste/v/e? We use Discord user, to raid Banjo threads, our shitposting is planned out! Unlike other... degenerates.

Reminder that reddit prefers memes over nostalgic characters.
You have to go back.

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While you seem like you're smarter than a lot of posters here especially that guy, you do indeed talk very differently from a lot of people here so it makes sense that you are only 18.

>k. rool
>character virtually dead for two decades
>anything but the peak nostalgia pick

Steve is IN! He's in deep
youtube.com/watch?v=gffcPaeA6eE

It's a talent that takes time to get right and appeal to the audience, a potential to tell grand stories... and in my opinion, nothing is sadder than wasted potential.

>While you seem like you're smarter than a lot of posters here
he's literally a fucking newfag, he doesn't sound smart, you sound like one too

He isn't first though.

Steve is Yea Forums, and notch is Yea Forums. Discord is where banjokes are from.

While it would be pretty insane for Metroid to get three new reps in one game, Metroid is quickly becoming one of Nintendo's biggest and most successful series so it wouldn't exactly be wrong to put it in Smash. A lot of series could stand to have a few more reps to balance out the obnoxiously large number of Fire Emblem characters.

Besides, consider this an apology to Metroid for Smash lacking Ridley for so many games.

Minecraft is Yea Forums, Steve is peak reddit.

>It's funny but it really makes you think why we're doing this over a 12+ game
Better yet, why are you doing this when you're over 12 years old

You're "that guy," nobody cares.

You can’t have one without the other. Banjo is deconfirmed. Even if Steve isn’t in, that is our main goal: keep shoveware out of smash

go back

I guess you do have a point... I'm sorry, I don't use Yea Forums that much. Call me a newfag or whatever, but sometimes I like to have fun on here. When I heard about that whole Banjo in Smash thing when I was 14 during the ballot, I was excited, because I played their games when I was 3 years old at my uncles house, and to see them get this far with many backers over the years and actually have him *this* close due to insiders, I have to celebrate, but I don't like having my identity online, so Yea Forums is the only place where I can celebrate annonymously. I have a pet peave of animation done in spite so perhaps that's where my reaction comes from as I feel as though animation is something crafted with heart, not to hate on other's opinions.

Yes you can, just use a skin.
No he isn't, atleast not at the time.
I'm aware you don't actually want characters, you just don't like seeing others happy.

Calling yourself Yea Forums does not make you Yea Forums stevefag

So you admit you are a dumb cunt who smashes your head on a keyboard everyday here.

>Metroid is quickly becoming one of Nintendo's biggest and most successful series
lolno

Calm down newfag.

Banjozoomers, everyone.

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Don't worry about it man, people on this site can be rude sometimes but it's all just talk, nobody can make you leave and you're always free to say whatever you want. That's the beauty of Yea Forums. I'm glad you're excited for Banjo and I look forward to us celebrating about it on Tuesday when he's confirmed.

man this thread is a goldmine for banjoke cringe comps

SEE EEVRYONE??!?!Banjokes ARE Reddit underages. If you STILL want Banjo after all this, you are a fake. STE/V/E is us. We got Trunp in office, and we can get Steve in Smash. 2009

Oh good, Stevefags are Trumptards. This is going to make it even more satisfying when Steve loses. Just like the Grinchtrumptards lost, it will happen again.

Better than weeb shit, I hate anime, if you like it... good for you, it's not my cup of tea (I do like DBZ and DBS though.)
Thank you man, honestly, your the best bud on here so far, actually having sensible thinking compared to others here.
You sound like a 12 year old who got a hold of your mother's iPhone 4s to type that up, did I mention her lover shoved it up her ass before they went to bed.

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please just stop I can't take more of this cringe

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Reeeeeeestera is your home, Banjie

Nope. I can continue if I want to. If you all won't stop with the shittposting, I can talk about this.

Has Yea Forums ever gotten something fucking right that wasn't based on the opinion of a leaker

Go complain about how Minecraft blocks are problematic for circlekin

fuck

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You are going to be very embarrassed when Banjo is in and Steve isn't. I am going to gloat and Trump is going to lose in 2020. Screencap this so much right now.

so no

c o p e

What does the tweet with ness, duck hunt and mario say?

That Brave is taller than Ness and shorter than Mario.

Which would make him approximately Banjo's height.

Can you refund and cancel the fighter pass? I pray Erdrick isn't in.

I'm pretty sure that Doug Bowser give us a clue by saying "what or who we'll be announced", but what is the "what" would be ?

You can't afaik but you don't need to, he isn't in

Don’t you have a white male to shame for eating tacos?

A clue about the next DLC character*

"What" could point to general game features
something like 4.0 with homerun contest or whatever

He's just generalizing to obscure possible reveals.

>what
a bear and bird
>who
a swordsman

lol it probably only took a couple of weeks for user to learn how to do that animation

>he doesn't realize Sakurai confirmed every leak is fake and that we'll get somone no one seriously leaked, just like with Joker
It's gonna be 2B mates.

I'm sick of it.
I'm so fucking sick of all these dumbass Banjo threads. HE IS NOT COMING TO THE GAME. STOP TRUSTING FUCKING HEARSAY, YOU DUMB BROADS

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Don't you have a dick to suck? Mine. Get to suckin'.

It'll be okay when Banjo-Three-ie or a Remake gets announced.
Regardless of Smash, I'm 99% Sure Banjo will have a major appearance at E3.

I remember someone making a comment like that about K.Rool back in August.

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This is it, the final gasping, fading breaths of a dying meme.

"Haha its just like K.Rool, the signs are in the stars bro"
Shut the fuck up, you miserable pansy. Im sick and tired of there being 5 seperate threads for a character that isn't even fucking confirmed, let alone a shittily designed Duck hunt duo ripoff with the 90's trademark dead fucking eyes and insufferable child noises.

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cope

>Colossal loss
>"I STILL WIN!!"
Sure, what helps you sleep at night.

Cope
o p
p o
epoc

Speaking of being 99% sure, here's the thing about Vergeben's prediction. You don't say 99% if you want to leave some room to escape. That is way too close to 100. You say 50% or 60% if you're really not entirely sure. Vergeben is really putting his neck on the line with Banjo. If he's not in, no one will ever trust him again.

Shit it's all wrong, you got me there

>ppoo
What did he mean by this?

You do realize that Banjofags deserve to be as smug as possible for at least a few days. The sudden hate against them only exasperated the pushback.

Yeah, tell that to the DBFZ fanbase.
Fucking idiot.

Exacerbated

It was supposed to be a cope box that went around, but the spacing fucked up.

No one should trust him anyways. I just think it's very likely with all this sudden Banjo discussion coming out of nowhere. And I'm not just talking about from the Smash community.

You fucks were always annoying since sm4sh. You may have won, but EVERYONE will hate it

Well excuse me for having a great childhood.

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I'm still lauging at the fact he went 100% on a character that most likely won't make it

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Remember when it was only the Stevefags. Now it's everyone because the recent leaks from everyone damages the 5chan leak they were praying over for the last 6 months, upsetting them that maybe that person was making up bullshit.

It won't last long when boring as shit Erdrick and FE Anime Protag #204353828492 get announced. Just like how Plantfags were supposed to be hated on constantly but now no one gives a shit.

It's going to be funny seeing the reaction if he does. Vergeben has never been wrong a single time he went 100%.

He piggybacks on DLC. He probably assumed Brave was Erdrick and that Banjo is only in because of Shinobi. If Erdrick doesn't get in, or if Banjo doesn't get in. It proves it.

Leauge of Legends fighting game.
Master Roshi.

What about the time he said the SE character was the first DLC and how we are going to get a Granblue character before backpedaling.

Ah ah ah, You didn't say the magic word.

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I'm not ready to get my hopes up for him in Smash just yet, but I'm pretty confident in there being something related to him at E3.

He didn't go 100% on this.

youtube.com/watch?v=MWhLJLBiQQ4

Based Newmanbro

Exactly the type of immaturity and uncreative filth I'd expect from Steveslaves.

Little banjie can’t handle banter?
>I’m so le enlightened with MY sense of humor

Vergeben just posted some more leaks about Smash:

Two SaGa games - Romancing SaGa 3 and the SaGa: Scarlet Grace expanded port will be revealed / shown at E3.

Xbox One successor 'Project Scarlett' will come holiday 2020. I heard last year that a new Perfect Dark game is in development for it. I don't know when that game will be announced but it was worth bringing that up.

Minecraft Dungeons coming in early 2020, also on Switch.

Elden Ring looks to be set in a dying world. Elden Ring will be revealed at Microsoft's E3 conference. So will Tales of Arise.

Code Vein is coming September 27.

Dragon Ball Project Z has Kakarot as a subtitle now - Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot is the new name from my understanding. Coming in 2020 now from what I hear.

Deathloop is a new game by Dishonored people.

The Elder Scrolls: Blades coming to Switch with new update.

Fallout 76 is getting a battle royale mode from what I heard which is funny enough that I am inclined to believe they got that desperate to try & save it by adding that. Also getting an update where human NPC's are back.

Dying Light 2 - story of Aiden (not Pierce I guess), he's probably infected. Coming spring 2020.

Cyberpunk 2077 has a character that looks like John Wick with cyber arm apparently.

That new Contra game that I heard about I got an update on that it is "isometric but fully 3D and doesn't look that great"

I currently don't know if it is going to be revealed at E3 but I know of 'Metroid 5' - the new 2D styled Metroid is in development. I'm not certain the developer. I have heard two different names that could behind it last year, but seemed more speculative so it's probably not worth mentioning.

New Wario Ware game for Switch is another thing that I have heard about for a while that is in development. I don't know if this is being revealed at E3. Not atm at least.

Cringe

link is dead?

>warioware and metroid
Oh hell yeah

Source that shit so we can laugh at him when NONE of this happens

>People
>Patties
>Order
>Our

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In that same article later on, he admited that he said the Square Enix character would be first due to his "assumption." He's afraid...

>>
god is dead

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>Metroid 5
Could at least throw MercurySteam's name to get a little credibility

>CACA
Clientes
Adoran
Comer
Aqui

Hold up? I've been gone for two weeks? Why are people saying Banjo is in now? I thought it was Steve?

A lot of the people who said Steve was in were either exposed as frauds or backed off on it. Now the insiders are saying Banjo is in so people are thinking it's true because insiders NEVER said Banjo was in before. Insiders don't act unless they are sure.

Vergeben said Banjo has a 99% chance of getting in, due to his main source

Oh shit really! That's fucking dope! Fuck Steve and his blocky candied ass bitches, was a never ever to begin with.

What are you going to do when Banjo isn't revealed for anything?
Every year some ex-Rare member hints at a new game, some leaker says they heard a guy who heard a guy who heard someone say they're in Smash, and fucking nothing ever happens. Are you going to just keep this up again until next E3?

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Sans Earthbound, Ness Undertale, Geno Earthbound, Hatred Mario, Nightmario Luigi.
Ebic style, it's gamer time. Anyway I choose E. Despacito Spider.

Please add a citation of where actual insiders said this, and not just some person on the internet.

What the fuck does this mean

user what

Your bot sucks, try again

Learn to "cope" with being an complete and utter waste of human resources. Like honestly, how can you even sit there typing away such assine comments with a sense of smug superiority when you know full well it's just an ironic facade to masquerade your blatant shortcomings as a person.

Did you fuck up in high school user? Did someone bully you to turn you into to such a whiney, whispy shitskin that you feel the need to post such sad comments on an image board? Is it because you were in the cool kid group but knew you didn't belong so you painfully tried to act as though you were one despite secretly being a full fledged homosexual?

Then you realize that a girl you liked fucked your best friend and now you can't help but think about the past and what could've been if you hadn't been such a sperg? Like the time she sat next to you and you tried asking her out on her facebook wall? Well did you!? YOU FUCKING DUMB SHIT.

Well guess what, she's gone and now you'll be alone, playing video games forever even though you don't like them and searching omegle /r9K/ tags just you can engage in human conversation because Yea Forums's anonymity just doesn't do it for you anymore whilst you cry yourself to sleep at 3am in the morning.

Go fuck yourself nerd.

Banjokes will be laughed off the web this Tuesday and I can’t wait

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I-is this a real leak? Do we need to break the code to figure it out?

Dude. Just stop. You clearly haven’t played Kirby.

Cope

P.S: I'm sorry your uncle's brother touched you in that way...

The system is failing

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He doesn’y have to to see that bandana dee is just a hat goomba with no personality or unique traits. He’s LITERALLY just the spear waddle dee enemy that they put a bandana on in SSU to show that he’s on Dedede’s side. He was then just fucking repurposed to be the fourth playable character in a game where they couldn’t think of anyone else to be in.

Fucking based

kino

>He doesn’y have to to see that bandana dee is just a hat goomba with no personality or unique traits.
But this is wrong though.

But that isn’t wrong. All he does is stand there in the background of whatever fucking game he has cutscenes in, and that’s IF he’s in cutscenes. He isn’t even part of the story in Star Allies, he’s just the fucking tutorial for dream friends while meta knight and dedede are major story points.

Cope.

Wow I have to say you are absolutely roasting this guy. Bravo.

At this point, if Banjo isn't in, I'll eat an old army boot and my favourite hat. As well as a moldy piece of bread.

Edelgard is a Germanic given name, "Edel-" (Proto-Germanic *aþalaz) meaning "noble" and "-gard" (Proto-Germanic *gardaz) meaning "yard"; surname from Norse mythology, Hræsvelgr or "corpse swallower" in Old Norse, a Jötunn who takes the form of an eagle.

What's a synonym for noble? Brave.

We're done here. You're welcome.

Why do people refuse the idea of Banjo's inclusion? I wanna know the legitament reason (and no, the relevancy claim does not count as that can be said for many characters like Captain Falcon, Ness, Olimar, ROB, G&W, Duck Hunt, etc.)

All in a day’s work.

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ARRRRRRRRRGH CEREAL BOX WHY WASN'T I WHIPPED WITH A BELT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

Bencause like how manga doesn’t belong, cereal doesn’t belong either

So if design is an issue, who do you want then?

>he never played Revenge of the King

People are being really stupid about this, when Sakurai says “we might not have everyone next time” he means some characters like Cloud might be impossible to renegotiate, not that he’s going to rework the whole fucking roster and remove characters for no real reason.

Nothing. I hate Smash. The only thing I want is to see everyone suffer.

Japs don't care about Banjo

which one of you smashfaqs fuckers is this

Not even him but in that he’s just a sailor dee expy whose purpose is to give Dedede somebody to talk to.

They don't care about ridley either.

Waluigi

>streamable.com/c596m
dead link someone reupload

George ____ doesn't care about _____ people.

...

It still gives him more personality than most antifags give him credit for.
Why does it even matter anyway, we already have a generic mook in the game, regardless whether you consider BWD one it doesn't lessen his chances.

Even as a MASSIVE Kirbyfag, Dee is still the most lame ass fucking character in the series. Give me Marx, Magolor, Taranza, Dark Matter, or Adeline any day.

First off Marx is a boss, I don't see why people want him playable? He is perfect as a boss. I was blindsided by Marx even being in Smash Ultimate at all because not a single person mentioned him being a boss for some reason. It's weird because it's a great recreation of his battle.

Oh and second Waddle Doo should be playable. Not any particular Waddle Doo, just a random Waddle Doo. He would be awesome because he's got a beam attack.

it isn't me funny man from gamefaqs haha

DESU I doubt it was actually FuturisticHub, I think the bit at the end was just a joke reference

He's also great as a fighter as in Star Allies. I mean his moveset writes itself. Also Sakurai didn't want Ridley originally because he wanted him to stay as a boss, but now he's playable, so...

Lucas, Youngling

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Isnt everyone a corpse swallower?

Why did you just yell DESU at the start of your post? This site is being lost to the weebs... FUCK...

I'm a gigantic banjofag but this entire video is based

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W-what a chad

Is grotesque Steve the peak of shitposting? That was actually good

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Marx is the main villain of SS and is one of the most unique characters in the Kirby series. He has everything to offer to the series.

>Marx is the main villain of SS
That's pushing it. He was the villain of Milky Way Wishes which had no real connection to the story of the other subgames. And even then, a character like Dark Matter who has appeared across multiple games would be a better choice.

Going to work the next day.

The first thing you're going to do tomorrow is go to work the next day?

You just made my god damn day. Thank you,

Probably I'm gonna come here to chat with people, see the Steveposters' reactions and roast them if possible with words of this type:
>The creation of Grotesque Steve became the exact moment in which Sakurai said "no Minecraft in Smash"

HAL themselves called him the main villain.

Imma annoy him with a Grotesque Banjo then

banjo and kazooie are more popular than steve.
cope, seethe, and dilate, stevefags, that's why you've never seen a woman before in your lives.

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No matter how hard banjofags meme, they will never surpass this.
Look at all this effort to rosterpost.
This guy has given you the blackflag of nobanjo

HAL was a dick to Dave, who cares what he thinks.

This but ironically.

That animation singlehandedly convinced me to wanting Steve in smash.

Imma annoy him with a Grotesque Banjo then

breath a sigh of relief that i won't have to see you faggots talk about him ever again after the initial hype dies down.

>Yellow eyes as if he grabbed a Smash Ball
O SHIT HE COMIN

Robot girl's name? I forgot it

Seething davefag

Fuck your mom obviously.

Vergeben is so full of shit.

Poor banjo doesn't deserve this vitriol. But then again, its just Yea Forums being Yea Forums so it doesn't really matter that much. It'll pass like every other stupid meme.

However, even I have to commend everyone on the level of OC being made just for this one feud.
Here's to my fellow rosterfags. May the best win.

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Get started then

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>from an annoying crybaby to a smugfuck
Like K. Rool before him. These faggots made me hate a character I loved.

>Grew up with the DKC series on SNES when most of these faggots' parents weren't even born
>Liked K. Rool since he was new, thought he was funny
>Few YouTubers decide to want him so he becomes a big name during Wii U/Switch
>He gets in
>"Fans" decide to shit on everyone else, especially Ashley, for the rest of fucking time
>Can't play K. Rool without thinking of those retarded "WHIRRRRRRRRR" anal vore Ashley pics someone actually took time to make

>getting triggered by whir memes

I'd probably say "cool" and continue doing whatever I was doing when I hear about it.

>Metroid is quickly becoming one of Nintendo's biggest and most successful series
The fuck are you talking about?

stevey stevey cope and seethey

>normal people: Minecraft would be co-
>Banjoke: SHUT UP LOOK AT THIS TWEET FROM AN PURPLE HAIR SJW ON MOJANG; EVEN SHE THINKS STEVE IS NOT GOO- WAIT SHES JUST PR? AND THAT MINECRAFT IS MAKING ALOT OF MONEY,AND THE BEST SELLING GAME EVER, AND NINTNDO MAY WANNA PAY TRIBUTE ? NOOOOOOOO STOP TELLING ME HOW BUSINESS WORKS STEVEBROS NOOOO

see:

You know what's really sad, Harry partridge made 5 fucking skyrim videos.
1 was cool, 2 was kind of strange, 3 was too many but fucking 5

>twitter meme
How are you enjoying summer 4channel, newfriend?

>banjo and kazooie are more popular than steve.
On Yea Forums, not globally.

Ashleyfag

Eh it was funny before the usual rape joke, those are boring

>the fucking floss
God I wish we could go back to the floss, at least it wasn't fucking dabbing

Yeah bro I'm sure there is some other reason for final fantasy having only 2 songs, did it even have any spirits.
They probably had to fucking promise square a dlc slot just to get cloud back.

Triggered Banjie Snowflakes

Nah he was specifically talking about the next character
Probably but it is odd he said What first, usually its who or what not what or who

who drew this

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Hey! Look, a coping Stevie. Someone take this trash out.

Died

The funny thing is this goomba with a hat has more character than Waddle Dee.

Can somebody PLEASE tweet this to @DreaminErryDay?

He's a Banjofag.

Tweet this to EVERY Banjofag.

You guys realize we're not getting Banjo or Steve, right?

>normal people: *breathe*
>banjoke: AAAAAAAAA FUCKING STEVEFAG WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN LITERALLY HITLER BULLYING BANJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO