Meanwhile, at the Yea Forums mansion

ayo someone let me borrow your chalice, I lost mine

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umm... a-anyone up for a game of mario kart?

Who's buying the alcohol?

It's all the funds from Yea Forums pass

so water it is

Everyone is dead because no one person on Yea Forums can agree with another and its full of psychopathic little shits

based hiro

Wow thanks Hiro!

START SHOWING RECEIPTS FOR FALLOUT 76 AND SKYRIM OR ELSE THIS BITCH GETS IT
AND I WONT MISS

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anyone want to join me for a drink?
experience.bergle.me/bar/

Would any of you like to play some of my Washizu Mahjong?

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Anybody got any more condoms? We're having an orgy in the basement and we just ran out.

FUCKING DO IT ALREADY, SHITHEEL!

>using condoms

YOU ASKED FOR IT

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WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK WE REALLY ARE ALL MALES IN HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I THOUGHT IT'S JUST MEMES WHERE ARE THE GIRLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>*toss*
>*smash*
>dance of pales

H-hi :3

Okay who came in my training shorts again? Just because I'm short and have feminine traits it doesn't make it any less gay!

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>discord tranny
No he means people who were born female not people go got their cocks chopped off and got a gash installed

Who's the fucktard in third floor's west hallway leaving piss bottles all over the floor? I'm gonna tie their testicles into a knot if I ever catch them.

>see a bag of Tyson tendies in the freezer
>get happy and start planning my meal after I clean the jizz from the upstairs ceiling fans
>get back and see the bag in the freezer
>it's empty
If you're gonna eat the last of the tendies, THROW AWAY THE BAG, YOU FUCKING ANIMALS

I'm interested in this

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....

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If you sleep with your feet outside the covers I'll suck your toes, be warned

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H-hi :3

WHY IS THEIR CUM IN THE JUICE BOXES

Guys there's a bunch of discord trannies living behind the ceiling tiles
They keep making a bunch of gay threads

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Gas the fuckers

Where is the Konata pretender? For reasons

So that's where my Astolfo plushie went

“Leave the ones that post gay porn tho”
-the jannies not user at all its totally jannies ha-ha
Why did the jannies leave that post it note and not me ha-ha

I figured they'd die from the asbestos but its not killing them as fast as they multiply
Also im pretty sure theyre abducting people

Lads, I will literally buy you a mansion in Detroit if at least a dozen of you guarantee that you will move in.

you have my word

I'm not going to fucking Detroit

[citation needed]

test

Did the landlord uplift your ban?

test

>was on Yea Forums for free chalices
>made the mistake of putting moon runes
>received blank chalice
>broke shortly after

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I wish

Will they ever make a return

Guys, there's a dead body in the swimming pool.

It'd likely be pretty boring unless you make sure to draft a few basketcases

Why Detroit

Bro, she sucked. Get some better hostages next time.

low property value, you can buy skyscrapers for the cost of a condo in new york

I'm not dead, just how I swim

how are we kidding we could have a mansion in zimbabwe and no one would give a fuck since no one would ever go outside anyways. how the internet tho?

Probably better than Canada's, so I'm in

WHO'S USING THE FUCKIN BATHROOM

Guys, I've been looking for my little sister for three hours now. I'm not fucking kidding, tell me where she is. I know it was dumb to bring her here after picking her up from school because she fucking lost our keys and no one was home at the moment but please, bring me to her for God's sake.

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Hahaha SEX! Look guys GAY user sex! Arent I CLEVER how I relate any Yea Forums thread to lewd user sex!? ERP! Sex! Let's have sex!! If there's a mansion and there's anons then there's SEX!!!

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wat game

Well if you brought your little sister like
it wouldn't have to be so gay

Get back in your box, fag

Uh so how'd we all wind up in some loli vampire's mansion again...?

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Buy me Kiwami 2 and some sake from the outlet and you've got yourself a favor

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Yay. Do it again, with Belle.

Okay who of you fucks is using my shampoo? And who the fuck is cleaning my soap?

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Where are all the video games in this house? You fuckers lied to me.

You have to apply for either boomer or zoomer status. Then you get your delivered games to your room

she invited us

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This but unironically.

I'm so horny and lonely, bros.

My box? Is in the box too?? Orgy! Sexy orgy!! SEX! ORGYYYYYYYY! Mature anons having gay orgy sex! Condoms for mature anons!

Let's all have sex!

Hahaha! We're all gay and we're all having gay sex with eachother! Sex with anons on Yea Forums!

Guys I found this cool mask.

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You better have that game soon bro and games for all the anons while you're at it
This is the point in the night where half the mansion has devolved into a gay basement dungeon orgy and the rest of us anons are looking for a good time
We're about to head up to your loli vampire sister's castle on the roof
This groove can only be stayed by fresh vidya, you got 45 minutes to hoof it to GameStop buddy

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Does anyone know where my programming socks are?

No wonder there's no vidya in here, only erping weeb trannies

What do they look like?