>yo pass the controller bro
Yo pass the controller bro
Xavier Wright
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Jacob Hernandez
>not "paws me the controller bro"
Anthony Foster
>not paws the cunnytroller, bro
Lucas James
>meowby later
Nathaniel Baker
my cat won't stop sucking his paw
Chase Gonzalez
okay friend, here you go
Jaxon Flores
Maybe you should give him a bath. He might have something gross on his paws that he's trying to clean off.
Zachary Reyes
looks like one of those impractical gadgets you buy and never use
Benjamin Hernandez
HOLY SHIT A TALKING CAT
Easton Ward
Yeah, like you.
Haha gottem.
Xavier Martinez
what is that keyboard
looks cool
Caleb Diaz
I'd have killed for that for animal crossing. Fuck writing letters with controllers.
Dominic Campbell
we gave him a bath recently and he still does it, i think he does it because it's comforting to him, he starts purring and he eventually falls asleep while licking the air where his paw used to be
Owen Torres
my cats don't let me touch their feet. they get annoyed when I clip their nails too.
Ian Nelson
Juan Fisher
>they get annoyed when I clip their nails too
I mean, I'd get annoyed too if some faggot kept clipping my dick off.
Luke Carter
Sounds cute, keep an eye on it though. Could lead to an infection
Jace Bell
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Carter Reyes
It only works with Phantsy Star user.
Carson Wood
>Get super stoned one night at exgf's apartment five years ago
>we start playing vidya
>her cat storms in and looks around at us
>makes a noise that almost sounds like disappointment before walking back to the bedroom to sleep or do cat things
Never before had I been judged by a cat and felt it anons. I haven't smoke since.
John Walker
That...is disappointing.
Dammit Nintendo.
Ryder Cox
I've been wondering why Jap keyboards (and really any keyboard with non Latin characters) are set up the way they are. I guess I don't really know why English keyboards are generally arranged the way they are but if I had to guess I'd say tradition back when we used typewriters. But other languages, especially Chinese, wouldn't really use those until much later.
Kind of a vague question and not really on topic, just wondering if anyone knows.
Isaac Gutierrez
Cats generally dont like it when you teach their limbs, especially while they are standing or walking as they probably feel its move-impairing and their instincs make them feel unsure. As for the nail-clipping, thats also pretty standard. You have to do it early while it's still a kitten because when it gets older it will never learn to accept it. Same goes for bathing
Luke Thompson
You're doing good, user.
Connor Campbell
I guess it's too late then. They'll be unruly little bastards forever but it's still kind of fun to annoy them that way too.
Dylan Murphy
Matthew Cox
you'll have to pry it out of my cold dead grabbers, mister
Adrian Sanchez
I know this is bait to ask about the thumb.
But wtf is up with the thumb?
Camden Anderson
>friend has unofficial knockoff controllers
Ryder Smith
>brb gotta go take a shit
Aaron Cooper
freak jelquing accident
Nathan Cooper
I still can't believe people fuckin eat these things
Anthony Peterson
Matthew Carter
alright fine, you're really starting to bug me
Austin Nguyen
why are kitty cats little paw beans so fun to play with?
>tfw you squeeze their claws out and back in
Luke Parker
Are those the Madagacsar hissing ones? Pretty cute
Anthony Thompson
>Meow do you like that, lil Donnie?
Jason Bennett
Cats are the absolute best things on earth.
Jackson Miller
reminder phantasy star 1 is better than final fantasy 1 and dragon quest 1 simply because you have a cat as your main companion.
Isaiah Gutierrez
Only cute because youtube says madagascar roaches are tameable. In reality it's FUCKED UP.
Nolan Taylor
>claws up your furniture
>tears up your stuff
>pisses and shits in your garage
>gets pregnant, now there are 5 fleabags pissing and shitting all over your garage
>spreads fleas throughout your house
>leaves claw marks on your car
>leaves paw prints all over your windshield
i dont need to go on
Cooper Perry
>blaming the pet for you being a shit owner
Ayden Perez
>ctrl+f
>no madcatz
one job Yea Forums
Nolan Smith
nice
Jason Cruz
>claws up your furniture
There are sticky strips to discourage this behavior.
>tears up your stuff
Sticky shit again and just talk to them firmly.
>pisses and shits in your garage
Do you even have a litter box?
>gets pregnant, now there are 5 fleabags pissing and shitting all over your garage
Spay your cat you idiot.
>spreads fleas throughout your house
Cats are extremely clean on their own, I don't know how yo let this one happen.
>leaves claw marks on your car
Dude what?
>leaves paw prints all over your windshield
Just give it a rinse.
Jacob Adams
cats are based, deal with it shitboy
Austin Parker
This thread is for pussies
Connor Bailey
my cat lady mom and slutty cat lady sister are the shit owners you speak of
they let their cats into my room sometimes and they try to claw up my cords, magic cards, etc.
the things also claw up the carpet in front of my door
not my pets, sometimes one of the many "disappears"
i also beat the shit out of the god damn retard tier fleabags when they try to tear up my shit
also , reference this post
Ethan Diaz
Nothing a good rinse can't get off that pizza.
Jonathan Baker
cat fags will be purrged
Aiden Brown
I love Kass!
James Cox
>i also beat the shit out of the god damn retard tier fleabags when they try to tear up my shit
You don't deserve to take care of a cat.
Angel Gonzalez
>wanting hairless pizza
fucking inbred
Oliver Nelson
Why?
Adam Martinez
Based
Adam Gonzalez
CUTE
Matthew Thomas
they are not my cats
i go out of my way to make sure i do not take care of them
Dominic Sanchez
yeah now that your here LOL XD
Lincoln Peterson
>i also beat the shit out of the god damn retard tier fleabags when they try to tear up my shit
And you wonder why they do that shit.
Jayden Myers
Never had any of those problems. My cat was with us for 14 years and if she needed to claw we had toys for her and she'd mainly use the old shed in the garden. We had her dressed so she couldn't have kittens and the closest to tearing up stuff was when playing with lego she'd swipe at lego figures on the floor.
However she did want out like 3-4 times a night but thats cause her previous owners were drug addicts who'd be up all night going to and from their house. We stole her from them and gave her a better life lol
Nicholas Carter
>i also beat the shit out of the god damn retard tier fleabags when they try to tear up my shit
Carter Murphy
ill take a gun to the fuckers if they keep it up
theres plenty more cats in the world, and quite a few that dont give so much trouble
Isaac Miller
>they're better than the first-party controllers
Michael Gonzalez
The cats are assholes to you because you're an asshole to them. They're not like dogs who will just lay down and obey you because you beat them.
Isaac Jones
a few buckshot rounds set em straight
Elijah Harris
why are sea creatures so fucking disgusting
Samuel Cook
>ill take a gun to the fuckers if they keep it up
How much of a fucking literal retard do you have to be to have this attitude? It's a fucking cat.
Gabriel Wood
Put hot sauce on his paw
Carter Collins
it cant tear up stuff worth more than it if its not around
anyone with common sense could figure that one out
keep sitting there freaking out about killing pests, friend.
Hudson Sanders
>that disgustingly discolored control stick
Eli Cox
You deserve everything bad that happens to you, subhuman.
Jackson Rivera
That stupid fucking sad cat is the third meme I would remove from existence if I could.
Ryder Morales
mmmmmm lick it you poof
Thomas Roberts
what's the first two?
Ayden Mitchell
fuck off kike cat lover, i bet you also wanted to open our borders to all
Lincoln Rivera
>keep sitting there freaking out about killing pests, friend.
>a basementdweller calls someone a pest
Sebastian Wood
Most likely due to standardization. The US were the first to make computers so their keyboards were based off their typewriters. The rest of the world followed but with some minor changes such as the UK keyboard or Cyrillic keyboard.
Japanese can technically be inputted using a standard keyboard if they only type in Kana but that's impractical so they use an IME (en.wikipedia.org
The same applies for Chinese. Since there are 10,000> Hanzi, it's impossible to fit them on a keyboard so they also have to use an IME. There are two main types of IME's for Chinese: phonetic based or graphological (the shape) based input.
In Taiwan, one of the most popular phonetic systems is Zhuyin (pronounced Juyin) which is kind of like Japanese Kana for Chinese (e.g. Non-latin characters that represent sounds). In Mainland China and places where Pinyin (the standard Chinese romanization system) is taught in schools rather than Zhuyin, a standard Latin keyboard is used.
The other type is graphological input which allows you to pick a character based of inputting the shape rather than the sound. One such system is Cangjie (pronounced Tsangjie) where the US keyboard is used to input certain "radicals" or parts of a character and the IME will try to find a character that matches your input. This system is quite popular in Hong Kong where they speak Cantonese rather than Mandarin so Zhuyin and Pinyin do not apply. On phones, you can also try to draw the character and the software will try to match it with one that looks similar. This system is quite popular with older people who are more used to writing the characters and are less used to inputting via the other systems.
Basically, most people use a US keyboard so it makes it easier to use keyboards from other countries.
Jeremiah Long
Not him but it might be the one given in some REmake2 special edition that comes with a keyboard made to look like a typewriter
Joshua Butler
cats are our friends. post cats.
Adrian Nelson
Don't put words in my mouth, nigger. Subhuman autists like you should've been executed before you could get to this point.
Charles Perry
Okay, user.
I just think it's kind of silly.
Oliver Cruz
>calling your pest feline a "person"
>stooping to levels this low
Jason Adams
Take a fucking guess.
It ruins every cat picture on the internet.
Brandon Anderson
you can call me a subhuman all you want but im not the one feeding a literal pest and blowing money on that
have a kid if you want to blow money on something you find to be "cute". at least it will actually be an extension of you
or maybe dont have a kid because your kid would be bullied to high hell and back in school
Colton Sullivan
>Psychopath thinks he has any right to claim anyone has stooped to any level
>Unable to form an argument without making random claims up within his diseased head
Sebastian Mitchell
>It ruins every cat picture on the internet.
Not so sure about that one. I think you haven't seen enough cats.
Jose Thompson
Colton Diaz
to quote you, you said that i called "someone" a pest
cats arent people, they are pests
remember the content in your posts, retarded cat lover
Dominic Walker
>beating pets
>wtf are you talking about im not a bad owner lul
i hope you get into a car accident
Jason Mitchell
>to quote you
>you
You can't even tell two different people apart, you stupid nigger. Shut up and learn your place.
Eli Murphy
I agree with the user who said cats are shits
My girlfriends cat just scratched me when I was petting it. How do you discipline cats. People online say "just ignore the cat to discourage bad behavior, cats are not like dogs so dont yell or hit them." Are these cat owners just pussies who are to afraid to properly punish their cat? The next time my girlfriends cat attacks me what's the proper way to deal with it?
Jonathan Gomez
the first line of my post clarifies that i am not the owner
can you not read? retarded cat lovers man, they act like they are straight up from california or jew york city
ill go shoot some cats right now if you keep going full retard over someone disciplining a cat
my place is knowing that you wouldnt last for 5 seconds outside of your sheltered environment
Ayden Russell
Ignore edgelords, friends. Post cats.
Levi Brown
Cats arent slaves like dogs. You can’t physically punish them because they will just hate you. Treat it will when it does good things and prevent bad things from happening. Owning a cat is honestly super easy and quite low maintenance. Only retarded roasties somehow fuck it up
Zachary Gutierrez
Jack Ward
Hudson Lopez
what size womens shoe do you wear
like a size 5?
Samuel King
cute cat
Anthony Adams
Daniel Barnes
This post proves the whole cats are shit pets to me. "Cats are super cool because they cant be trained like dogs"
By definition that makes them shit pets.
Chase Walker
That's my real intention.
Joshua Lee
you got a base for this? thanks
Parker Gonzalez
>Cats are extremely clean on their own, I don't know how yo let this one happen.
Not him, but fleas were always a problem with my cat, even when we made her an indoor pet. And she was always very clean and healthy, but flea collars and treatments were only temporary solutions. Flea season only stopped being a problem when we had our carpet replaced with laminate.
Christopher Harris
You are a complete retard and I hope you're enjoying all the attention you're seeking.
Brandon Edwards
You're making the cats cry you monster
Michael Ortiz
I imagine it's a legitimate problem for even good cat owners, but user seemed like an asshole so I just wanted to give him a hard time.
Hunter Ross
>haha hey bro let's wres-
Charles Wood
god look at those fuckin graspers
Jack Cox
My little retard + hideous loveseat
Brandon Richardson
>tameable
absolute state of the pet youtuber brain, roaches are just neat pets for chad invert enthusiasts
Austin Ward
not him but owning a cat is no different than being a cuck.
Cooper Ross
Jaxon Barnes
I used a spray bottle to squirt my cat with water whenever she did something bad, like scratching furniture or waking me up at night. Broke her of those habits real quick. Now when she's doing something that might get her in trouble, all I have to do is raise my voice a bit and she'll stop whatever she is doing. She's super chill and affectionate most of the time.
Joseph Johnson
That's pretty neat user.
Thanks.
I heard they used Latin to translate into kana or katakana or something and when I mentioned it to my friends they didn't believe me, so I screenshotted your post to make into a palm card for quick reference.