You do have your E3 snacks, right Yea Forums?

You do have your E3 snacks, right Yea Forums?

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those are some shit snacks

>no whip
You disgust me, OP.

chile limon huehue uma delicia

i got ice cream instead, fuck off whipfag

Lose weight.

> pumpkin pie

Based

>no whip
Good point, based taken back.

>premade popcorn
why do people buy this shit

Pepsi Max > Diet Coke > Coke Zero/No Sugar

No, going to the store tomorrow actually. Should I try Coke Zero? I hate diet drinks but I crave soda.

>store-bought sushi
Please learn to treat yourself properly

I always have water, whey, and green tea. Have to go to the shops tomorrow anyways; so, I might get some pretzels, chips, or something.

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It would be nice to get some Italian Ice or something but no, I'll probably not be snacking while watching it.

I'm having a get together BBQ.

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hell yeah dude, gonna cook up some yummy coconut bread and enjoy the show
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>Start at 6AM in Kangaroo
Should I care?

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>no fort blanket building materials
what are you doing?

just finished cooking dinner

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Any good e3s tomorrow? I work til 1 pm est. Not sure if I'll order pizz or get snacks

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May as well since it's a public holiday.

>Oreos (Double-Stuf)
>Canned Hawaiian Punch
>BBQ Twist Fritos
>Cookie Dough
R8 my Snack loadout.

I always wake up halfway through the xbox conference, no idea why they do it so early.

The best E3s are tomorrow. PC, Microsoft and Bethesda.

it's shit but it's something, I don't like going into the sushi place next door because they all hug me when i walk in

No, I'm not a fatass who can't enjoy things without stuffing shit down my mouth.

>all that shit
>coke zero
you are a massive faggot

How do pasta noodles and hot dogs even mesh well? I just don't see either adding well to each other.

Oh yike

Curious.. why the pumpkin pie? Like if you like pumpkin pie, fine, but that's just such a weird thing for an "e3 snack".

>drinking soda
mistake

I prefer Coke Zero to Diet Coke, but I agree with you in that I prefer Pepsi Max to either.

Do they have cute girls.

tell me about it $2k out of pocket dental work later

those california rolls arent gonna be good by e3 though

cute milf koreans

how do bread buns and sausages even mesh well? I just don't see either adding well to each other.

They're in a plastic store container. They weren't good to begin with.

Of course I do

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Do you seriously think American convenience store sushi is freshly prepared the day it's put on sale?
The fish is almost definitely cured and would last weeks.

My dudes I'm trying to lose weight. I just want a low/zero calorie/sugar drink that tastes good. I love unsweetened iced tea and coffee but it gets old drinking the same shit all the time.

That's not going to last for E3, the fuck? That's only good for the next 30 minutes.

idort

McDonald's always tastes like garbage like 2 hours after you get it sadly

continue on threading your spaghetti then

Just man up and accept soda has no nutritional value. diet soda is a shitty version of an already shitty choice of drink.

I see the asian dude cutting it up right there. There's no way, it's not freshly prepared.

Just put it in the refrigerator then microwave it.

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I bought 9 cans of tuna.

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please direct me to this sushi place

man, when I went to Japan, the best part was seeing all the fresh onigiris that were made and delivered that morning. god bless tokyo convenience stores, a man could live off of them for months.

That only works for the burgers. The nuggets and fries will taste like garbage if you do that.

It's not so bad where it takes place, which is at 1pm.

If you're trying to lose weight you should really just give up soda altogether. Although I guess if you're trying to wean yourself off that's perfectly fine. I switched over to unironically only drinking water 90% of the time and it's worked really well to. But I guess it's different for everyone, giving up alcohol was harder for me than soda and juice and stuff.

>accept soda has no nutritional value
I have, that's why I'm looking for an alternative that tastes good and doesn't have as much of a negative impact on my diet.

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That's a lot of sweets. Hope you got drinks for that.

am I a bitch if I can only eat like 2 or 3 chile limon chips before I have to close the bag and get some milk?

christ that's lotta fucking calories and carbs in one. im just having popcorn and green iced tea and that's it.

i got like 1/3rd of a bag of chips left

Yes, but not as much of a bitch as people who just don't eat spicy stuff at all.

I haven't regularly had anything other than milk, water, and tea in months now. I have a soda once every couple of weeks if that, I can deal with taking things in moderation, it's just that it'd be cool to find a decent alternative.

Nice

>mostly candy, chips, and other junk food ITT
How do you fuckers not get constipated?

Try those zero calorie seltzer waters mixed with pineapple juice, grape juice, cranberry juice, etc.

when the nuggies get kinda rubbert it's not bad

>Big Texas
Bas-
>redseal dip
Yikes amd cringe

I only shit once every 5 days

Kombucha

I'll probably just drink water

soda is just shit for you altogether, zero or diet or whatever is just worse tasting shit. when i was trying to lose weight, i would only drink it when out with friends at the movies or a restaurant or something, and just get normal soda because that wasn't a daily thing. if this isn't going to be a new habitual purchase for you, i personally would just get regular.
back on the wagon lately though. gotta toss these root beers out

Not a bad idea I suppose. Lot of juice is about as bad as soda but I suppose cutting it with some club soda could stretch it out a bit. Still tastes good too.

yerba mate

this post was meant to reply to this post

Not a doctor but that sounds neither normal or pleasant

well it's because i hold it because i hate shitting. i have to go right now but i'm gonna hold it for 4 more days

The only "good" thing there is coke zero. Get water and foods that'll actually make you human, and not make you a neet fag.

It's mostly trash but pumpkin pie is a 10/10, ice cream is a good side but whipped cream should always been homemade, takes two seconds and is way better than store bought.
When it drink pop for me it's Bangs root beer or Canada Dry
I find it's hard to get proper chocolate domestically so you have to be on the look out for European chocolate, Dutch or German is good, like Tony's chocolate.

Jesus dude, you're meming right? It must smell and feel awful

I only eat some dry fruits and dates. Haven't eaten junk food wilfully since 9th grade.

Store bought pie is a bigger sin.

How the fuck are you making whipped cream that easy? Last time I tried that I followed a guide and it took me like 20 minutes of constant whipping. It was also pretty much pure liquid for 99% of the time and then as soon as it thickened up it got way too thick.

...

Has someone force fed you junk food since then? What do you mean willfully?

I'm on a goddamn diet, damn you.

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God I can smell the diabetes in this thread.

Thats the problem I have with my 4 year old but finally breaking him of the habit

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Yea in some parties where they had nothing but junk food.

I can understand being too lazy to bake a pie yourself

I'll probably have a glass of water that I'll refill periodically. I might have carrots, celery, or crackers too.

Lose weight.

Not many people know how to make sushi by hand, but making a pie is pretty easy and infinitely better than store bought. Maybe I'm biased.

yup

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Source of pic?

Now this is based.

Oh, for the sushi thing, I just meat he should've got it from a quality restaurant

>chew

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It's sad that the person who would eat all that is the EXACT SAME type of person who would fucking watch E3

All I need.

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>BBQ Lays
5/10
>Salt and Vinegar Lays
7/10
>Cheetos Puffs
10/10
>Pre popped popcorn
1/10
>Sour Cream and Onion Lays
9/10
>Crunch bars
9/10
>Kit-kat
8/10
>Chips Ahoy
7/10
>Ritz
6/10
>Golden Oreo
7/10

>Golden Oreos looks already open
You couldn't wait until tomorrow?

mommy, baby want milky

Good fucking lord

dried mangos and hojicha

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MILKED

You don't actually drink soda do you anons?

>hojicha
Does this taste different than the regular one?

Actually based. Those honey bbq fritos are crack
Fuck what anyone says. That looks tasty
Love that you had to add in the American part. Stay mad.
t. Canadian
Too many sweets and needs better chip flavors. However the tins of dip are based as fuck. Best buzz right there
By eating decently for the most part and drinking lots of water.
Thanks for the chocolate info. Lately my Americunt ass was buying trader Joe's Dark Swiss chocolate.
Pretty nice loadout m8.

Goddamned right.
And a case of Labatt.
Guess what state I live in, btw.

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Some arak and vodka.

i love drinking soda with chad, we like to mix our drinks with it

gonna need some sauce

Are those doritos better than these?

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these are so fucking good

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yes, taki's taste like shit

>Love that you had to add in the American part. Stay mad.
>t. Canadian
Canada is a part of America.

yea
it tastes very different but at the same time can't describe it
its really good though

Of course

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No one else drinking some Brisk Tea?

All Dressed is the GOAT chip flavor. I can't believe those Canadians were hiding it from us this whole time

>tfw I have a surgery to perform from 4-8. You guys have fun I guess....

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>labatt
based

>drinking bottled tea

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>tfw don't know what All Dressed is or what it means but it's damn good

Rate my load. No pics because I'm living in a remote area with no wifi for now and can't upload photos on phone
>homemade beefjerky (from a friend)
>honey bbq fritos
>flaming hot cheetos
>that 5 layer bean and cheese dip from Costco along with homemade quac
Also barbecuing
>1 ribeye
>various sausages (portugese, Italian, and bratwurst)
>one black and blu burger (blue cheese and onion in between the beef paty)
Plus some DUDE LMAO and enough Camels and snuff to last a week. The m8s and me are gonna have fun
Enjoy e3 you fucking crazy cunts. I know i will

Have sex

Fucking carbs all over the place disgusting. Coke Zero is fine. Sucralose is alright. Monster disgusting among everything else.

You will be

pasta goes with absolutely everything

jar of water and some ants on a log im set

Red pill me on those chips user
I like both but the dorito things are a tad better
*Steve1989 Voice* Nice
Arizona nigger
The weed part is pretty gay. But hopefully you and your "m8s" fuck
This

Yes

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>This faggot is for sure fat

the jerky, steak and sausages sound nice. everything else sounds gross though.

>homemade beefjerky
10/10 for this alone. Would be an 11/10 with all the other great snacks and home barbecuing but I'm gonna have to dock you a point for the tobacco. I'm just personally not into it. Sounds like you're gonna have a great time though.

For me, it's oatmeal with a big scoop of chunky peanut butter and some cinnamon on top.

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based proteinfag

On par with half the sugar laden trash in this thread.

And wasting a long ass time I bet poking retarded holes on disgusting processed meats. Boiled hotdogs are fucking disgusting

So how do you eat this? Do I put it on a bun? Do I cut it up and eat it like that? Do I just hold it like a stick and one bit at a time?

I only have some cheese puffs, pretzels, halapeno cheese dip, peanut butter and zevia cola

>grocery store sushi
I mean it is what it is but still

Thats what happens when you get a bunch of uneducated fucks together. Forgot to mention beers included. If i can fix this phone upload bullshit I'll post a picture of the load tomorrow in an e3 thread. Best Jerky I've ever had

>tfw never tried oatmeal with peanut butter
I kind of want to now.

>all that food with no beer or any alcohol

Everytime I visit the japanese market I bring back a few of these. They're sorta expensive and taste bland, but I do it for the memes.

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every time i see these pics of american diets even my heart starts to hurt from other side of the planet
how do people eat all this refined sugar/carbs and not feel like completely awful for the next week

You twirl the spaghetti and hot dog on your fork and eat the whole thing in one bite.

got some baja blast DEW and some spicy doritos for the memes, i think the boys are gonna barbecue some burgers or something, not sure yet

Not him, but they're a Canadian chip flavor that's ketchup, vinegar, steak sauce?, sour cream and idk what else. They're tangy, smoky and kinda sweet at the same time. Ruffles makes an all dressed chip in NY they're fucking great.

You see, that's the secret. We always feel completely awful.

I've only had the chocolate one but I like it. Tastes almost exactly like the pastry part of a chocolate pop tart. Would probably actually buy them from time to time if I had a way to get them locally, buying shit like that online is crazy expensive.

What have you even been doing with your life, user

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As someone who used to eat like that on a daily basis, unironically this Perpetual irregular bowel movements, got winded walking up stairs, acid reflux all the time, etc.

Fuck that sounds great. Thanks for the tip user

I like Chinese food

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>carbs

PS: [image].

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Depending on where you live there may be specialty stores for nip shit

>sushi
>coca cola zero

are you a trannie? sorry for using the word trannie, I really do intend to offend your mental illness you unsavable homo

no but i am a real girl :)

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doritos flames turbos are better than both

>no alcohol
Are you fags even trying to have fun?

That's better

They always sell out of them in the one store near me that sells them

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>Sushi is for trannies

SINCE WHEN?

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In this thread: no fruit or vegetables.

>drinking alone
I mean I got this too but I won't pretend it's not depressing as fuck

Imagine being pathetic enough to prepare for an ad marathon

i literally only eat meat and vegetables and only drink water/green tea
the only sugar i consume is from sauce or glazes used on the meat

never felt better in my life since i stopped eating mainly carbs and drinking coffee all day

knew i had to sort my diet out when i kept farting and pissing all day and my stomach always felt like a washing machine on full speed

>not having your trap gf make you food from scratch and watch the conferences with you

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We're eating for E3, not for survival.

>When is a dish covered in onions Trannie food
Back to where you came from, newfag

Basically, it's all dressings (sour cream and onion, bbq, ketchup, salt n vinegar, like, the works) at the same time. It's a thicker, ridged chip, and it's goddamned amazing. One of the few good things about living in Maine.

I'm more concerned with how few replies mention meat. How are you going to get strong enough to fight in the upcoming race war if you're not getting enough protein?

How about nuts and dairy?

I grabbed me myself a few good old-fashioned butcher balls from the local mom and pop supermarket deli. $5 a pop, pound-for-pound more protein than a ribeye steak. They only do butcher ball specials on Fridays with all the unsold meat ends, offal, and tripe from the week so they'll have to last me until the end of E3, but they heat up well in the microwave so I should be fine stocking up early like this.

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I'm gonna go buy some more watermelon and maybe some cucumber.

thats not chinese food you retarded burger

I do it all the time. It's way comfier than drinking with others since you can just relax and watch some anime and shitpost.

cant wait to see how many games will contain lootboxes and microtransactions this year

Is this a /ck/ meme? First time I've ever heard of something like that and it doesn't sound that appetizing desu

um..

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I got a lot of coffee and water. And If I want to treat myself I might make a bowl of white rice with the weevils left in.

I don't know what I'm looking at, but apart from the fur or whatever, it looks kind of good.

Ima make some coconut lime daiquiris and mojitos.

i-is Todd alright?

>not having ice cream and whip
Shame on you user

mm smokers lungs

A lot of meat products also have S O Y does that mean I should stop eating all meat?

What a retarded point of view
Trannies drink water as well
Maybe you should stop drinking water

Good taste

my diet consists of plain oatmeal, split pea soup, peanut butter, and ramen without the flavoring
i spent less than 90 on food a month, and many months i simply don't buy food at all
i have no idea how people can be fucked to bother with it all

Meat is a meal. It's not a snack.

avoid dairy apart from full fat greek yoghurt and eggs
avoid nuts apart from almonds

he'll live to shill his next expansion game

I mean, have you ever eaten a hot dog? Because it's basically a hot dog minus the blender. I'd argue the villi have a much more pleasant texture than mush shaped into a slimy rod you throw on the grill.

I'm going to the store in the morning tomorrow to get some donuts, cookies, and ice cream

Tomorrow I'm gonna get some Takis, Gatorade (Glacier Cherry flavor), maybe a cake from Ralph's, Chips Ahoy/Oreos, and I'm gonna stop at Panda Express on the way home.

Made a cookie cake with butter cream ftosting, and will be making beer battered fish tacos with cod, fresh guac, and home made tortillas.

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RICED

How to identify a Chicano
>Takis

>Rice, Broccoli, and Deep fried chicken coated in Rice wine and Rice vingear isn't Chinese food

Shut the fuck up

the whole onions thing is a meme
they amount of onions you would need to consume to actually have an effect on your body is unrealistic
onions is another example of people profiting from retards

Men do not wear bras and pretend to be girls on the internet, do what you want 'cause a trannie is free, you are a HOMO.

Next you'll tell me fortune cookies aren't chinese either?

You can have a hell of a lot more variety and eat way healthier on less than 90$ a month.
I currently have about 70$ a month for groceries and cook 4 times a week, the off days I just quickly throw together sandwiches or eat fruit.

Is this actually sexually arousing?

It's like she's popping a pimple
I don't like this at all

that looks like one of those tumors with the hair and teeth growing in them. imagine biting into one, tasting its savor.

Wrong. I'm Filipino and Black.

Heavy whipping cream, sugar and a mixer. You whip it for a couple minutes, not long or you'll make butter basically. My guess is you didn't get whipping cream

I just went and bought some goobers

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>*blocks your path*

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>Going to two different fast food places
Why?

I would go to them all if I could, but I can't stomach that much.

Celery and water for me please :^)

CONSUME THING
THEN WHEN YOU BEGIN TO FEEL EMPTY INSIDE, CONSUME DIFFERENT THING

I take your tiny weiners and raise you these tasty muhfuckas.

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>Filipino and Black
Hello Bruno Mars

Also implying Filipinos aren't the Chicanos of Asia.

Ready for every conference >:)

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pls be my asian gf

you understand me like few do

>Lived to see Devil May Cry 5 come into existence and actually be good.
>Looks like I'm going to see betheseda, bioware, and EA collapses if only a bit.
>Still will never get uncensored Hitomi Tananka pussy.
Fuck, Dragons Dogma 2 is more believable than uncensored tanaka porn coming out.

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Shit you're right he forgot the gutter oil,baby birds and a dogs muzzle for added flavor

Coke Zero is fucking disgusting, just don't be a glutton and you won't get fat.
No person deserves to be drinking coke zero.

What's the dark one? This honestly reminds me of Fallout for some reason.

perfect for the switch

happily engaged already, sorryyyy

Looks good user like really good wish i could have some actually

too expensive

is that dsp's authentic sauce?

BLACKED flavor.

But user Sony won't be at E3 this year...

do they even have large produce sections in american stores or is it just aisle after aisle of processed foods with almost no nutritional value?

Coffiest

Like, just eating them by themselves?

me too!

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I'm on a cut also I'm not 15

>eating all that garbage just for a single hour long presentation
fucking americans

Looks like instant diarrhea

>he doesn't know

It's not enough that wh*te men are claiming our women, now their woman have to do it too?

>celery

YOU FAT FUCK

But nintendo and ea will
Americans are sleeping faggot

Do people really try to replace their meals with his glorified chocolate milk? It'd be a miracle if you made it a a month before the bowel problems, fatigue, and telogen effluvium hit.

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Alternative cuts sometimes are pretty nice deals
>go to grocer
>look around pork section
>see "bacon end slice"
>rough cut bacon scraps
>$2.50/lb
Great for cheap stir fries and breakfast bowls

I'm ready

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Does onions even taste good

I can't imagine drinking the same shitty milk flavor everyday

>tfw thats what you are going to have
Pretty neet

love me some mechanically recovered and reformed chicken and potassium lactate
really gets the appetite going

Of course we aren't that barbaric

I mean, we basically look the same, but he's like 5'5 and I'm 6'5.

Also, Blacks might claim him, but he's not actually "Black" Black. But it doesn't matter because he looks black, sounds black, and acts black, and that's enough for most people.

Nah, I grill them up with some onions, bell peppers, and maybe a few other veggies. I'll probably grill up some burgers too for my pops.

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fuck no, imagine drinking grainy milk with a slight taste of onions thats onions,

pretty sure those brownies played a large role in me getting diabetes, that and the 64oz sodas.

What's that on the bottom? Cheese?

kraft mac n cheese

>happily engaged
not for long lol
marriage is a meme

Can you cut it open so we can see what's inside?

oh god that's foul
Grainy Milk sounds like a nightmare to mouth feel

My bad, I meant to post celery and water. Please don't kick me out of the thread

To prepare you for your wifes bull

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Tyson Chicken nuggets, Kraft mac and cheese, Little Debbie Brownie Bars, and Nesquik

Did you just empty one of these on a plate?

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kraft mac and cheese

You get used to it.

Sparkling water plus a small of amount of nice squeezed juice is pretty good as a carbonated alternative to something like soda.

Thinking about getting a Calzone tomorrow

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FAT

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>choker, nose piercing and granny glasses
getting heavy daddy issues and mentally unstable vibes from this one

I mean most protein shakes are like that too so it isn't that big of a stretch

These were kino. The brownie was special and I haven't tasted anything that can match up. I wonder if they still exist and are sold. I haven't seen the ad in ages, so I guess not. I can't even remember what else they had aside from nuggets.

I never sleep. But that ass blasted yuropoor can go suck start a shotgun

is how a lovecraftian horro looks?

Just about ready boss

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its Americanized Chinese

posting ja/ck/ should be a bannable offense

america is number one, therefore its better than regular chinese food. check mate.

>coke zero

enjoy your cancer

I honestly have no clue what this is. An omelette?

you should drop some egg's in there around the brats. sausage and eggs in purgatory is a god like dish

>buying snacks this early
>not ending up just eating them now

i want a nice bagel really bad for some reason

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>used to remember bagels being good
>now whenever I eat one it's not
I don't know what happened.

Just put more cream cheese.

Fucking hook nosed kike
a really toasted cheese bagel with smoked salmon and cream cheese sounds great right now

What's better, Nesquik, Ovaltine, or Yoohoo?

You'll never escape

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>Lived long enough to see porn of Stellaris
I am happy

What time is E3 starting this year?

that actually looks good
in fact, i'm gonna go order some shit off of Amazon

That's fully cooked? Yikes.

Why does he have to point at the food like a science experiment.

e3countdown.com/

Is that just a weird pic of them, or are they actually that orange in color?

>sucks the milk but don't drink it

>All those goodies before E3
Wew.

He's a mad man

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I have some frozen, I can check if you really want me to, because I honestly can't remember.

>doesn't even know when e3 starts
Fuck off back to /pol/

they're pepper infused, but it's probably just food coloring.

Pepsi taste like piss you fool

because his cooking is a science experiment. i dont know how he is still alive.
youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

WHY

america

kys

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youtube.com/watch?v=KMd-kAppXBg

Lmao

test

buy me some video games mr surgeon

Oh, this one's new to me. And completely foul.

I have gyoza IJapanese dumblings) which are beef-filled. Best not be fuckin with me right now.

Also have spaghetti with some garlic bread. Didn't realize E3 was a thing. That's just what I'm fucking with right now.

I'll just drink Vodka and eat a ham sandwich thank you.

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Enjoy that mercury poisoning

You're not banned you gay double-nigger fuck.

jack thread
youtube.com/watch?v=5IFxn6F0hFg

Looks tasty, I'd imagine it tastes of salted beef.

>uses gloves for no reason
Yeah naw fuck off I know cooking with jackoff when I see it.

Memes aside what does Onions actually taste like? I know there are different flavors but generally what does it taste like?

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Jack has had Salmonella more than once.

Never had it, but people constantly describe it as tasting like "pancake batter".

Where do you live?
Washington (a US state that you are about three billion miles from in your shit country) produces something called the walla walla onion. It's sweet, and if you actually knew how to cook rather than being a dumb motherfucker? It becomes even sweeter when you saute.

I fucking despise people who can't cook. As in I secretly hate my younger sister because she only learned how to boil water like, four years ago.

Cunt.

youtube.com/watch?v=T3sAYuOsqbA

They still sell them and i seen a few ads "recently"

Literally more salmonella than man at this point, he'd probably go through withdrawal if he stopped eating raw meat.

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I just walked down to the convenience store and buy some if I want it. Closest one to me is a Lawson.

>wears a wedding ring that's more than a simple band
I bet he wanted to fuck his dead mon and has been married like, three times at least.

>a lawson
I will fly over there and kill you if you don't buy an egg-salad sandwich.

Why don't you just teach her

>she only learned how to boil water like, four years ago.
I hope she's 10, cuz that's abysmal if not.

Is Yea Forums full of fatasses or something?
I feel guilty after drinking iced tea.

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>nothing but water and tea leaves
You feel guilty for other reasons you fat cunt.

youtube.com/watch?v=B09RF0ImYB8

I'm a /fit/ dude, and I never feel guilty from eating, because I just see it as more exorcise. And once you get a runner's high, there's nothing like it.

>June 10, making pancakes for the PC showcase
>have trail mix and fruit to snack on throughout the day
And I'm drinking water of course.

Except cocaine, extacy and fucking two women at the same time while you're on it.
>nothing like a runner's high
Dude not even. I would not condone taking drugs but dude, drugs.

he means the iced tea with enough sugar to bring it to the same calorie density as coke

it's tea though so it must be good for you

Ever heard of unsweetened tea you dense nigger

>having sex with two women
unironic homosexual
procreate

they're japanese

I'm sure he has but the idea of anyone saying they feel guilty about drinking unsweetened iced tea, even as hyperbole, is so extremely fucking retarded that he was giving you the benefit of the doubt.

Fuck you because I re read his post and realized you're right. But still fuck you.

e3 feels so slow this year

>And once you get a runner's high, there's nothing like it.
Yeah sweating and feeling like vomiting is so much fun

>feeling like vomiting
Fix your fucked up nutrition and exercise more. After you finish a run, assuming you're not going on some crazy endurance marathon bullshit, you should feel fucking amazing.

I've been doing a lot of baking. I'm going to make an apple pie.

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Not him, but it takes me significantly longer to hit my stride while running than other people, and until I do, I feel like absolute horseshit. In my prime years of being a circus acrobat, I would have to run 4km before I hit my stride and would finish the last km of a 5k feeling invincible.

I'll just dip into my bogs of snags

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Those fiber one bars any good?

nigga how do you deal with when it literally forces itself out? I poop holded once and then that happened and never did it again

decent enough
cinnamon > lemon > carrot > chocolate

don't pay full price, they're usually on offer

youtube.com/watch?v=ak3uJGf6Bj0

Chocolate is a low-tier snack. Only thing I can think of that is worse is hard candy.

why do you think I have so much of it

because i work a shitty job and burn like 6000 calories a day
fuck my back hurts so bad and i take two gigantic shits a day, but at least i get a lot of dosh and get to eat a ton of food

Because ur a woman.

The boys are coming over to watch it, got a good set up

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I already ate a large pizza, a bucket of fried chicken, and 2 cans of pop. This is the most junk food I have eaten in ages.

Probably won't buy anything more.

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I got a stomach virus like 2 days ago and I'm still recovering so I wont be able to eat much without feeling sick
fucking sucks man

bby u no it ;D

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i am prepared for everything

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Aren't those cosmic brownies though?

I'm currently making lasagne, and I have some honey roasted cashews to snack on.

>Aren't those cosmic brownies though?
Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies.

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Nice.

>tfw going through the thread and making a Amazon grocery list

>getting some Hut delivered
>have Buffalo Tendies
>have Crispy Crown Tatertots
>have some bitchin' Peace Lemonade

ye

Brownies... in SPACE

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Shit, I didn't know little debbie made them. I've only seem them in school cafeterias.

damn that processed crap looks good
but I don't want to get fat again

how would you know what piss tastes like, FAGGOT

then don't buy more then one box?
or don't eat it all in one sitting?

>he doesn't know what piss tastes like

youtube.com/watch?v=gHyXstpe_N8&list=PL2MtWCGs1N0SqQF8lEwitE_GTBHnH8DHU&index=2

Dock worker or something?

don't trust myself, any and all bad foods are a floodgate

people who actually give a shit about eating like that are so fucking weird to me

Like, how come you keep pushing shit in your face? Stop that.

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well, if thats how you manage to control yourself and thats what works with you, then keep on keeping on
you're not missing out on much, they are way more visually appealing than they taste
they have a very bland sugar taste, not much chocolate at all

>How come you keep smoking those cancer sticks? Stop that.

I've always wanted to try this.

how did you know i load boats are you a wizard or something
yeah i load ships that get sent up to alaska to feed villages
i dont get why the fuck people still live up there, why they spend so fucking much to have food literally shipped to them, or where they even get their money from, but at least it gives me a job

>Coke Zero

cuck, get the real coke

It's like eating a sloppy burger to be honest.

How expensive was it for you?

Christ you fat fucks sicken me.

For me it's Doritos and salsa dip

>seltzer water
>bananas
>angus burgers on grill for dinner with salad

t. recovering lardass

I've done a bit of research on that type of work because I've heard some good stuff. It's the first thing that comes to mind when people talk about backbreaking intense physical labor with actual good pay.

nachos, flanders style

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This is heaven right here. Only thing it's missing is a fridge.

They don't really taste like brownies at all, more like fake chocolate fudge in pastry form.

I'll just make half a cup of rice, and put 2-3 eggs in it, its 95% of what I've eaten every day for the last 4 months

I used to buy them for $3 each loose or unopened case of 12 for $40 from some old asian dude who worked in jblm. He died a few years ago and this is the last of my stock, a bunch of loose 2014/2015.

Shortly before he died, I bought a grand total of 292 mixed 2013-2015 loose and unopened for $500. I think he knew he was gonna die soon and was just liquidating the rest of his (obviously stolen) stock. I'm pretty sure he was the sole source of cheap MRE, as prices online and in surplus stores skyrocketed after he passed.

Ned a shit, those aren't nachos, those are horderves.

don't listen to anyone else here but me. Ok? I was a fat piece of shit who was addicted to soda and fast food and changed my life around the last year with Keto.

Pepsi max and Coke Zero are legit good. I can't even go back to the original anymore cause they fucking taste weird as hell. Diet coke and Diet Pepsi suck dick. I only drink Coke Zero anymore and Pepsi Max if I have to. Coke Zero Vanilla is *absolutely* better than Normal coke.

How do you cook the eggs? Steamed?

i unironically have nappa cabbage fermenting on my room right now

im gonna make kimchi with it tomorrow

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>tfw american who eats fuck ton of fast food and soda
>still have good physique from running every day
Stay mad eurocucks

I just fried them every time, I don't really feel like trying to make them any other way, unless steaming is easier to do than frying.

>egg's
Why do people do this?

i live close to a family mart and 7-11. what should i get?

Americans tend to usually be very scalpy, dry, greasy haired, and have aids

You can run as much as you like, but you'll never run away from aids
That's for life

>americans
No wonder you’re so fucking fat. Disgusting.

>e3 only happens once a year
>WOAH WHY ARE YOU EATING ALL THAT TRASH YOU SHOULD EAT NORMALLY LIKE YOU DO EVERYDAY

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japananon here. i buy the maple ones every other day when i'm running late to work

Water only, nigger.

>horderves
France just burst into flames.

This thread is so american it hurts.

Only beer, but I cant even drink thats because I have work few hours after ms conference

imagine the smell

>implying this is the only day of the year you eat like a filthy obese mexican
Stop lying to yourself.

So do they actually fill you up or is it purely an energy thing?

i use them like meal replacements. kind of like camping/space food

they don't taste half bad, either.

barbeque leftovers, fuck carbs and fuck sugar.

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>all these fucking ugly amerimutts eating their disgusting junk food
Thank god I don't live in the usa

I always come prepared with my trusty Black raspberry preserves crunchy peanut butter on whole wheat toasted over an open fire and a fine glass of Almond Milk

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i love it

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It makes you shit like a t-rex, but it's amazing

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Wholesome.

Yup, went to lidls yesterday, got bags of salt&vinegar crisps and chocolate digestives. Will put the kettle on about 10 minutes before any event for a brew. Actually already started munching on them during yesterday's nintendo tournaments, so I might have to pop out for more tomorrow.

Keep the cream cold before whipping and look up some tutorials on YouTube on How you incorporate the most air.

jesus christ
whats with you people eating just carbs and sugar
order some chicken wings or get a burger or some shit

Oh, and ice cream! Iidls have started selling those salted caramel cones again so I stocked upp on those for the summer. It was impossible to buy those buggers last year.

I didn't expect to be able to watch because of work, but I just got a cold. All I have are these rice biscuits and normal people food. Paid sick leave is nice though.

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haha epic meme food
youtube.com/watch?v=0iAuw5dxQFg

When doesn't France burn into flames?

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Late to the party but here is mine

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No what for?
E3 will be shit as ever

I know I'll have a lot of snacks so I don't want to pile on more calories with a regular meal but it's not even 10am here and there's still 11 hours to the first conference.

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post cat feet

>The Chips

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What the fuck man

>hojicha
Baaaaaaaaaaaasssseeeeeeeeeed

Westerners don't know how to rice cake. These are salty, a little oily and have icing drizzled on them.

>Hey bro what are you eating while watchin' this shit?
>The chips
>Yeah but which ones?
>The chips
>WHAT BRAND NIGGA
>THE CHIPS

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>WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE
>FUCK YOU

the cheese one smells awful

n-ne....

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When people say hors d'oeuvres instead of some retarded hillbilly sounding american bastardization.

You're just mad 'cause ya ain't got no pan de dulce. Shit goes well with a warm cajeta sauce.

>this much water for 3 hot dogs
what the fuck is wrong with you
not that i care for "wasted" water but that shit gonna take much longer to boil

Cringe and bluepilled

Collectively construct the most based top 10 snack food list and I will go out and buy it tomorrow.

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Who here is having nothing and is snackless?

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Mommy found these at costco a few weeks ago and theyve since become my favorite chips. I dont feel bad eating them either cause theyre a little healthier. Also have some cans of oilet bangs and cherry coke zero - the absolute best soda

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1 - literal shit

2 - the pleasure of being cummed inside

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I just eat normally
I dont need snacks in particular

I never understood the "gamer fuel" meme

your cat has only 1 eye?

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>most conferences between 4am and 8am
>can't open snacks because it'll wake my housemates up
Fucking sucks man.

Any quiet snack ideas?

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>>can't open snacks because it'll wake my housemates up
What are you gonna open? A bomb?

that shit is hairy, what the fuck

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open them beforehand and put them in tupperware or something

open them slower ya dingus
and where the fuck do you sleep, in their bed?

The walls are thin. Crinkly packets and crunchy food is a no-go.

Bro just open it like you were gonna use your body to cover a grenade blast, while under the covers.

>Star Crunch
>Nutty Bars
>Fruit Gushers
>Fruit by the Foot
>Cherry Cordial Pies
>Oatmeal Cream Pies
>Salt & Pepper Chips
>Hershey's Gold
>Chile con Queso Pringle's
>Pop Tart Crisps

No particular order. If you want actual food, get some jalapeno pepperoni pizza or Cane's fried chicken.

That's a good idea.
I'll still have to limit it to soft foods like cakes and pastries.

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Just put it all in a bowl before these faggots go to sleep, how hard is it...

>supermarket sushi
Get ready to shit for a year, user

>my roommates wont let me fucking open a bag of chips in my own room

dude move the fuck out immediately those people are fucking monsters

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You're underaged and live with your parents and you're afraid of them catching you up past your bedtime.

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thats when you open them especially LOUD to assert your DOMINANCE

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Don't call his mom and dad monsters

bro shut up bro u fgt

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I'm probably being too insecure about it, but honestly I wouldn't want to be woken up by food packets at 4am, so I'm not going to do the same to them.

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>people exist who buy/drink soda in fucking 12-packs

degenerates.

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I have beer, maybe I'll make a grilled cheese to eat at some point.

Yeah, it's chinese food:edible version. The kind that hasn't been soaked in little boy piss

enjoy the sweet effects of bioaccumulation

>get some asian food
>the place is run by asians
>they can barely speak english
>some faggot redditors say it's fake food and blame whitey

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>It makes you shit like a t-rex
What?
I have never heard anyone ever say this.

Because eggs are top tier and you are a heathen

Enjoy your beans on toast Bong.

Who are you quoting?

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Do these taste good? It looks interesting but also like they'd taste pretty bad.

I actually physically gagged at this webm and had to close it.

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There is an american import snack aisle in my local bong supermarket. What do you burgers recommend?

based

Mercadoooooona, Mercadona!!

youtube.com/watch?v=1etI089eaEc

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What does it even have that you guys don't normally?

Why would you want fake chocolate?
Get some tunnock's in you.

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i don't know why, but that's kinda wholesome

Eating tea cakes properly is a art.

uhh from memory; twinkies, snapples, bunch of reeses and hersheys stuff i never tried before, lots of others but i forget

youtu.be/X5j0JDOYOTA
HAA PEOPLE END AM BECK AGEN

Eat more you fat fucks.

Got my meal ready

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Let's see:

Jack Link's Beef Jerky
Oreos
Hershey's Symphony Chocolate
Flamin' Hot Cheetos
Sour Patch Kids
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese
Doritos
Butterfinger
Pop Tarts

That's some pretty good shit right there.

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Gonna be eating my dogs Pusey during Bethesda conference

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the end of that video was scary

based

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Thanks, i think they sell all of those. Oreos and doritos will just be in the normal section because every shop here sells them

ITT: fat fucks with awful skin

What's mini about those coca colas? Aren't they just regular can size?

Of course

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If you exercise you can afford to pig out once a week

I only have whisky.

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Sandwich and cranberry juice
pic related

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What are my japanfellows eating?

I went to an import shop to get some bbq chips, butter cookie things, and blueberry bagels.

Might get some pocky or chococo later

>Me on my way home with E3 snacks

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Besides having some finger foods handy to help prevent a massive hangover, I'd say you win the game, user.