"Steve?"
>*sips wine
"In Smash Bros?"
"Minecraft Steve? The Blockhead? In Smash?"
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
"Oh, your being serious?"
"Well, allow me to explain it to you, it's quite simple. Steve is just a placeholder skin for the player to replace. He has no character and is quite boring if I do say so myself. As far as Microsoft characters are concerned, the more likely candidate would be Banjo-Kazooie of course! They were iconic figures in Nintendo's history and I myself was created by the very same company that created Banjo! And besides, Phil Spencer already showed support for Banjo's inclusion, with nothing for Steve in the slightest."
"Steve?"
Jordan Gomez
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Parker Garcia
That is a real good render of K.Rool and a glass. Wonder why he didn't get a glass eye to replace his freaky big one with in a later game.
Matthew Robinson
A toast!
Ryan Collins
based
Jackson Fisher
BASED K. ROOL
K. ROOK CHADS STAND THE FUCK UP
Brayden Brooks
*CLANG* *CLANG *CLANG*
*AHEM*
FUCK STEVE
*CLANG* *CLANG*
Aaron Long
I want support for my original character, Aether the Hedgehog.
Samuel Garcia
I haven't played since the patch before Joker was added, how is he right now?
Samuel Butler
Fuck off gator nigger. Tropical Freeze was great without you.
Blake Powell
He's ok and then he gets Arsene and murders everyone.
Levi Howard
lol salty he got in and not your geno, take 's advice and hang yourself.
Joseph Richardson
clang and clangpilled
Eli Barnes
Geno is even worse. Fuck off gator-nigger. Tropical Freeze was better without you.
Samuel Lopez
Can't wait to see you faggots faces when he get's in. This will be the penultimate Yea Forums seethe
Joshua Hernandez
streamable.com
WHAT THE FUCK
Jacob Kelly
lol not even op, im a weebfag who plays joker and a warmong who plays snake, go lynch yourself sped.
Josiah Scott
Wow, I can't believe the shitpost I've made is now a being copied and repeated. Based as hell.
Cameron Young
Bear and bird combo? How original!
Connor Campbell
Marthfag here. Your shitposting is sloppy, you could have at least been moire pompous to fit with the wine thematic. Quit licking your own ass.
Sebastian Carter
>He has no character and is quite boring if I do say so myself
so what makes him different than k rool?
Adrian Perez
that's a dog
Levi Harris
Of course my lord, however forgive me to interject, and ask what of villager? I am sure that you are already several steps ahead of everyone else, but it he strikes me as a character that is customized by the player, and has a character made to relate to everyone yes?
Isaiah Cox
K. Rool actually got in, people shat on them for well over a decade, but it happened. Steve has the issue of not being the pic of choice for 10+years for Sakurai too get off his ass and actually do it.
Andrew Bennett
God Roolfags are gay.
Samuel Hall
You see villager has the advantage of being a first party IP over third party, steves issup is he is not owned by nintendo.