real life bosses thread
Real life bosses thread
Luke Perez
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Nathan James
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Logan Morgan
Christopher Cox
Thomas Stewart
These threads aren't funny, and they don't even begin to make sense.
It's nothing but a canned reddit joke trying to signal to people "I'm in the know about something. I am a young and personable 20-something with interests and hobbies, I play video games. But only in the most ambiguous sense possible that doesn't signify anything in particular"
Enjoy this flavourless milquetoast humor for people that have never had an erection.
Please stop wasting digital real estate with these abhorrently stupid threads.
Nolan Rodriguez
Shut the fuck up frog redditor
Kayden Martin
fuck off back to your 50th smash thread today, retard
Colton Sanchez
Liam Harris
Grayson Adams
Dominic Miller
>Boss uses psychic attack
Nicholas Price
No.
There are 400 stupid subreddits for you to post this shit on.
The one community that doesn't digitally jerk off every painfully unfunny dumbass joke because of "internet points" is the Yea Forums board on Yea Forums
This isn't funny.
None of this is funny.
You know it isn't.
I will continue to waste your time if you dipshits keep trying to gaslight this place into thinking that your canned reddit diarrhea of humor is actually funny.
Camden Nguyen
Post Final Bosses
Isaac Roberts
Henry Bailey
IMAGINE
Christopher Rivera
naaaaah :)
Alexander Morris
boss approaches you
Jason Rogers
What the fuck is this?
Levi Edwards
Angel Collins
ah yes, the final boss.
Ian Walker
THIS, HOLY SHIT.
Mods need to make a fucking containment board for all these Smash/Nintendo fags.
Lucas Hall
Gavin Murphy
Jason Gonzalez
>Total thot thinks this is how people in management positions actually dress
She looks like a thai prostitute attempting to emulate Britney Spears in a catholic schoolgirl uniform.
Ayden Gutierrez
>accidentally aggro both the halberd support
Lucas Fisher
Pressure test for tanker cars. Instead of making them explode they implode them so shrapnel doesn't go everywhere. If it's stable enough for imploding then it can handle the explode.
Jason Peterson
>Yea Forums doesnt jerk off to every unfunny joke
>Based and redpilled!
You're right, it just runs every single fun thing into the ground until it becomes bothersome, and then runs it even harder because gotta rile up the people
Jackson Campbell
;_; I miss my chihuahua bro
Christian Fisher
Sage this Reddit thread please. It's not even vidya related.
Grayson Sanchez
>baww why aren't you guys posting in my trans fantasy 14 general? going home bros? bros? stop having fun, bros!
Wyatt Ward
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING IDIOT COMES TO A TINY THREAD TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE DROP OF PISS IN THE OCEAN OF SHIT BAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Ryder Flores
You fucking insufferable faggot, kill your worthless self.
Colton Watson
Yea Forums has had threads like this since 2006 you fakeass cunt. Go back to /pol/ or Twitter, or whatever other casual-as-fuck hole you slithered out of, fucking frogposting chump.
Jace Rivera
How did you manage to segway /pol/ into this?
Fuck off you schizophrenic reddit cretin
Jaxon Clark
A vast majority of you newfags came in from the shit 2016 election or GG. You are no exception. Get lost, Yea Forums isn't going to change 13+ years of tradition just for you.
Jeremiah Cooper
In this case she’s the equivalent of Lone Wolf from Halo reach
Evan Bennett
Jeremiah Gray
we're all going to make it brah
Hunter Thomas
You're right let's have another thread that says "HE'S IN"
Nathan Miller
>are ya winnin son?
Nicholas Ross
cursed image
Hunter Hall
why does fitness make woman like goddesses, but men gotta body build to reach their level?
Christian Jackson
cuck
Adrian Lopez
wtf are you trying to say you dumb third world animal
Nolan Ortiz
Parker Barnes
>Lisa.jpg
Robert Miller
Death.
Isaac Diaz
this is like the prologue of the game where all your powers and equipment gets taken from you
Benjamin Turner
topkek what a loser
Cooper Rodriguez
Hudson Martin
> filename
Jayden Reyes
Elijah Brown
>OLD THING GOOD
boomers must be purged
Ethan Stewart
Nolan Hall
>Crash Society-acoot
Kevin Turner
how do you beat this guy, his hitbox is too small
Ayden Reyes
Elijah Bell
Men get fit faster and easier then women what are you on about?
Oliver Gray
>stop wasting digital real estate with these abhorrently stupid threads.
>posts frogmemes
Please stop wasting air and commit suicide
Ryan Garcia
He's right, you know. And more importantly this is just a thinly-vieled excuse to talk about the non-vidya stuff posted ITT
Ryder Phillips
Benjamin Allen
AoE. Also, you have to take out the slavs buffing him off-screen. You can usually take out both of them before he fires his main attack, but he'll fire it during the attack phase and revive his minions, so you have to quickly stack damage on his healers and THEN him, or else he just survives until you run out of pots and mana. Done correctly, it shouldn't take you longer than 10 minutes.
Christian Young
Is the just the camera angle or did ReviewBrah actually tailored his suits to fit for once?
Evan Brown
Alexander Johnson
Jordan Lewis
>Ah, that smug boss that acts superior by being a psudeo-intellectual.
You're supposed to use a real picture, user.
Nathaniel Sullivan
Camden Campbell
Jeremiah Thompson
>The one community that doesn't digitally jerk off every painfully unfunny dumbass joke because of "internet points" is the Yea Forums board on Yea Forums
You haven't been here very long apparently
Christopher Perez
>wahh reddit
>posts the reddit frog
haha nice joke
Caleb Flores
dilate
Ryder Harris
Easton Johnson
Have sex
Logan King
Grayson Cook
Xavier Martinez
Is that Sif’s retarded cousin?
Christopher Edwards
I love shooting these things.
Thomas Wilson
Here's your party for tonight, bro.
Elijah Lee
Mommy!
Nicholas Cox
You do know that's a private school uniform and not a business dress right? She's not trying to dress like management, she's dressing like a schoolgirl.
Gavin Cooper
Elijah Long
Where do I sign up?
Charles Williams
>only way to defeat the boss is starting a conversation with
Luke Bell
Luke Johnson
boss stares you down
Gavin Thomas
I call the big one Bitey
Jaxson Bell
>boss has a 1hko pincer attack
With her legs
Jordan Martin
Wyatt Cooper
Ryder Flores
>keeping eye contact triples your damage against boss
Dylan Bell
lost
James Hughes
Noah Scott
The real final boss will be pic related.
Andrew Gonzalez
Luke Long
Fuck off neet
Thomas Parker
>Guess whose wakin up ova here
Chase Hall
I think you should learn what a fitted suit looks like.
Jaxon Lopez
what kind of heartless monster takes pictures at the gym? probably some complete bitch or nonwhite
Oliver Butler
Dominic Phillips
i'd aim for the head
Charles Sanders
Hang him.
Hunter Baker
WINNER!
Ian Torres
>Enjoy this flavourless milquetoast humor for people that have never had an erection.
Thanks, I will.
>Please stop wasting digital real estate with these abhorrently stupid threads.
No, I don't think I will.
Brandon Rivera
>choose your difficulty
Brody Sanchez
>boss catches you mirin
Mason Flores
obtain intercourse
Nicholas Brown
Blake Thompson
Ryder Reyes
who?
John Bailey
>*loud rattling in the distance*
>Kami of the great wall
>"im built to last HAHAHA"
>instant kill you on impact
Jaxon Allen
How do you damage him!!??
Isaiah Anderson
>I heard you talking shit about the labo
Dylan Brooks
Nothing will ever stop the shillforce you fool.
Grayson Gutierrez
You don't have to bodybuild to reach anything. Being fit, strong and broad is enough. Instead of trying to reach 4% body fat you can learn to be assertive, resourceful, charming and quick witted, and women will stick to you even when you're a fat old bastard.
Jack Robinson
nigger
Lincoln Lopez
>"just get a haircut and some better clothes, bro"
Charles Wright
okay, imagine fighting Gyoubu Oniwa but he rides a motorbike
Mason Kelly
What was this called
Juan Bailey
really nice bait bro
Wyatt Mitchell
Logan Hall
underwater survival horror boss
Jack Scott
god i wish that were me
Austin Stewart
Isn't he a big young for houndstooth?
Noah Murphy
>farcry intro sequence
Juan Myers
supremely underrated
thanks doc
Brody Smith
>the only reason people make light conversation is to signal things because my entire life is politics and I've been trained to believe that
Kill yourself.
Jason Ward
>punch/shoot him in the face
>grab his arm so he doesn't fall down
good going dumbass
Nicholas Ward
He looks pretty good in this pic, actually.
Anthony Wood
American possums are so fucking adorable
Benjamin Martin
>boss has multiple health bars
Aiden Sullivan
Jonathan Moore
>Shoot him
I hope you like deaf babies
>Punch him
He has a gun and probably doesn't mind deaf babies
Jayden Brooks
>King_Vendrick.png
Asher Morales
AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
Eli Clark
He has the hands of someone who has strangled many throats.
Joshua Murphy
This is some good ass bait, I need to borrow it
Noah Turner
that sudden head turn is the funniest shit.
Austin Wright
>when you break his wheelchair he starts to leap high in the air and shoot you from above
FUCK THIS GUY
Jacob Torres
>yours sincerely
John Stewart
Attemtion whore
Joshua James
I found the half-devoured skeleton of one in my backyard, shit was fucked up
Nicholas Hill
a dog and his [Stand]
Adam Sanchez
MY NAME
Zachary Gutierrez
More like mentor who dies before his time
David Allen
>/pol/
>casual
Choose one faggot
Camden Phillips
lol halbreds really gonna stop some vengeful child rape victim with a gun
Aaron Fisher
Cringe. This is the type of "jokes" a mentally disabled leftist would make if told to make a racist meme
Charles Sanders
EAT YOUR DINNER, SON
Luke Thomas
more like coterie.
Dominic Parker
>boss is only 12
Brayden Gonzalez
Thanks doc, slugcat should have no hp bar or just the timer for the rain
Liam Rogers
I wish I could be able to write such contrived posts to obtain (you)s.
Still, you might have a point, but these threads are fun, part of what I'd call board culture and way better than twitch e-celebs, Twitter or reddit screencaps threads. Wouldn't you agree?
Christopher Reyes
Liam Russell
*mirrors your every move*
Isaiah Walker
>frogposter
>is an insufferable faggot
what a shocker
Austin Wright
Christian Diaz
>that look on the blonde girls face
Jej
Matthew Lopez
Ryan Smith
Groovy.
Justin Turner
>Did you just touch my soi milk?
Julian Thompson
that is some terrible art
Adam Brooks
Nicholas Powell
CARRIER HAS ARRIVED
Brody Wood
Julian Reed
Chase Diaz
Asher Torres
No, what happened was some idiot didn't open the pressure valve on top while emptying the contents of the tanker. I've seen that happen a few times at work.
Thomas Miller
>These threads aren't funny
>frogspammer having any high ground on what is funny
Jonathan Hernandez
>milquetoast
No u
James Murphy
Julian Brown
Mom is Western European taxpayers and babies are migrants
Justin Anderson
>Children armor
Jackson Sullivan
Based
Christian Garcia
did somebody photoshop this picture to make it fit?
Andrew Lewis
This is the worst post of the day, congratulations
Aiden Thomas
>Name:
God's Hand
>Power:
42000
>Speed:
87/100
>Durability:
100% resistance to physical attacks
>Range:
20 mile diameter AOE
>Accuracy:
3/5
>Intelligence:
420IQ
>Special moves:
-Hand slam
-Smog
-Ground spikes
-Time rewind
-Squeeze
-Gravity hold
-Godly Punch
-Aura of Dispair
How to Defeat: Using magic
Loot: God's Fingernail collection
Rare Loot: Orb of Infinity
Kayden Bennett
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Jaxon Foster
You are aware they're one of the primary predators for ticks, right?
Carson Hall
That's a mine-clearing device, right?
Gabriel Cook
I'm wearing a shirt with tarkus on it right now
Noah Stewart
WHERE'S THE MONEY, SKYLER?!
Juan Carter
Joseph Gonzalez
Tusen takk, doktor.
Nathan Ramirez
Mr. Clean the white people champion
Jack Perez
Nathan Brooks
>Frank, the Forgotten Boomer
Adrian Anderson
She's a cutie, who is this?
Adrian Peterson
The executioner
Tyler Wilson
Nolan Mitchell
Those halberds are purely ceremonial. Don't let the uniforms fool you though, they carry SIG P220s and SG 552s.
Cooper Young
Kevin Moore
>all those nice Persian rugs
Landon Sullivan
>Final boss accidently kills himself due to many poor decisions
Dylan Turner
In awe at the sheer size of this wuff.
Mason Johnson
bullshit
Jace Evans
>final boss is weak to heat
Hunter Peterson
Seems that way. Fucking hell, mines are some scary shit.
Jackson Davis
I saw that episode of Archer too.
Wyatt Barnes
This is what happens to people who don't play videogames.
Andrew Bailey
>Every step you've taken from that cell, I'll make you regret.
Jeremiah Butler
>this guy
I honestly don't know how he could do that at the gym and not turn himself in afterwards.
Hudson Russell
Big Pepe
Jeremiah Davis
Hoo man, this gives my dick the willies.
Isaiah Watson
Pop off, James!
Ian Sullivan
Carter Powell
>athletic girls cant have tits they said
Wyatt Ortiz
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STAIRS?!
Wyatt Kelly
He isn't what he seems to be. Be careful.
Gavin Roberts
I sincerely believe that all these ambiguous "he fucked up" reactions to images of people being at the gym are some /fit/ inside joke where you guys pretend that these peeps are somehow using the equipment wrong and laugh when people pretend to understand and be in agreement
Mason Howard
Dat ass thou
Jose Torres
lose the cornrows it looks really bad
Camden Parker
This is one of the best posts I have ever read.
Angel Anderson
>The Swiss Guard in their function as bodyguards are equipped with the SIG P220 pistol and the SIG SG 550 rifle (or its SG 552 variant) also in use by the Swiss Army.
en.wikipedia.org
Only a google search away to not come across as condescending
Kevin Smith
"It's here!
Hell has arrived!"
Benjamin James
is that the legendary sperglad?
Juan Perez
Based
Andrew Smith
his suits are just a different style. Tight fight suits aren't the only way to wear a suit. Just what is in atm
Cooper Rivera
They also breed like rats and can be an annoyance to deal with.
Michael Cooper
SOMEONE POST THE POTTER EDIT PLEASE I BEG YOU.
Xavier Wright
are you still doing the hand thing?
Michael Watson
She runs a shop in the first couple of chapters before turning on you