*character nobody knows nor cares about* will get revealed tomorrow i swear!!!

you're not getting in fuck off

Steve.

I believe in you. You can do it. Don't listen to everyone else. I know you're the good guy here. And I know you can fix this mess. Good luck little buddy. We're rooting for you.

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Erdrick said Banjo E3, Erdrick is in. Banjo gets the E3 reveal. Erdrick is an eventuality.

I’m preparing myself now for him to be shown

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You take that back right now!

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i meant verg said

Vanish with the thunder, STEEVEEEEE

This is gay and this is why people hate Banjies

you're right, there's no way they'll reveal you tomorrow!

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starting tomorrow banjies will run this board. first microsoft, then nintendo

Now where have I heard this before.

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haha athis is fo fucking gay dude

Bad future.

BANJO.
YOU THERE. BANJO.
BANJO, QUIT ALL THIS ROSTERFAGGING.
DO YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN GET IN SMASH BEFORE I DO?
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO PREDATE ME
WHEN I AM ALREADY IN?

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Why are you saying "tomorrow" when the Direct isn't until Tuesday?

Go Banjo, GO Banjo, GO BANJO, COME ON BANJO

>that video
what the fuck, stevefags are really disturbed

Makoto Naegi 4 smash

Why are smashfags always like this?

Quit embarrassing yourselves

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LOL NO FAGGOT

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This is one of those things I'm not gonna forget til I drink myself stupid isn't it? God Stevefags are fucked up, I really hope he's not in just because by winning it encourages more of this fuckedness

what's with the resurgence of smashposting, lads? new DLC?

E3 season

oh shit i forgot e3 was happening
am i becoming a boomer? is this the end?

Hello?

>i forgot e3 was happening
I don't blame you, there is very little to be hyped about.

>Erdrick

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and the good future?

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And if Virginbender told you to chop off your dick and yodel the Star-Spangled Banner, you'd do that?

youtube.com/watch?v=LMrc-oLjKGE

Good future is Steve gets in. Banjofans become angry, stoke the fires, campaign harder and encourage others to work harder to get their characters in. Banjo gets in eventually, along with more requested characters. Steve is a forest fire, bad in the moment, good in the long run. At least, this is what I hope. Knowing the Smash community and Sakurai, it'll probably just be a shit fest but at least it will be funny.

uh-huh. sure, pal.

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I dont really care too much if my character doesnt get

I just dont want Steve
And at this point? I dont think Steve has a chance

>Blank Slate
>Another Sword character
>The only other weapon is basic as well (bow)
>People dont want him as much as they used to a few years ago
>No theme song, just calm overworld music
>Will definitely have shitty animations

Oh yeah, making it impossible to talk about smash is so funny.

Where are his eyes how can he see?

It's Yea Forums. It's impossible to talk about any fucking video game here without it delving into autism.

holy fuck

well, of course no ones gonna be revealed tomorrow
because theres no character reveal tomorrow

>Trailer opens with Monokuma Theater
>youtu.be/ELfxtdEakhk
>Talking about the concept of “hype” and how people’s expectations will inevitably overshoot reality, setting themselves up for disappointment and tasty tasty despair. He also advises viewers to reserve judgement until the end.
>As he does so he takes a banjo, a pickaxe, and a blue ball of slime and throws them into a bonfire.
>He’s about to throw a letter in but he instead he considers reading it, rambling about mail laws and privacy standards and saying he could go to jail.
>”Oh I can’t BEAR it anymore!”
>Tears open the letter
>”... oya?”
>PHOENIX WRIGHT TAKES THE CASE!
>It’s a double announcement for dlc characters 4 and 5.

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With his third eye. The one on his huge fucking fully modeled dick.

extremely based.
dab on em boomer

What thread did this autism stir from?
What the fuck?

based

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Reminder that hope is an insidious disease

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ok, this is autistic and gay.
fuck banjo

True, and that's why we're getting the actual icon of Microsoft from the beginning of the Xbox.
MASTER CHIEF!

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This is epic

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Shut up! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!

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>People actually shocked at this and taking it seriously
Fucking Hell this is why I love Steveposting. If people had just taken the smart route and ignored it, it would have faded into nothing. But here we are, Banjies STILL stirring the fire, and likely will continue even after Banjo or Steve gets in. Amazing.

so let me get this straight
it's not about smash bros in the end, is it?
it's all about the shitstorm it would cause on Yea Forums, right?

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But Micchy lost to him in the end.

Naturally.

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whats with the ugly ass steve art

ベース

jesus fucking christ, are you in kindergarten or something

a meme that got out of control. I'd say ignore it and it will go away, but it won't.

At this point it's safe to assume that either yes they are, or are going into an autistic rage.
So might as well go and report them, just because this got into REALLY ridiculous levels today.

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Is this new?

Cope fake fans
Disgusting.
Scat porn is the worst.
>i-its ironic
Fuck off faggot

This is why I hope the next reveal is neither Banjo&Kazooie or Steve. This shit is genuinely hilarious

Well I only see Grinch and roar in there and only one always wins
Can someone post the screencap of the people saying the gen 7 starter leak was fake?

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It will be a Lego game rep

This will be your new smash character for the evening

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It's buckyfag, you can tell by his poor drawing skills and iPhone filename

Where we're going we won't need eyes to see

haha, get a look at this banjo freak guys.
Steve could kick your ASS

BASED

thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=60rxzfl3NZc

autists (aka the entire minecrap fandom) thinks it makes him look BADASS and ALPHA

ofc anyone with a brain knows the following fighters will be announced:
>Waluigi (along with his own game, this has been known for months and every bit of evidence supports it)
>Banjo-Kazooie (as a single fighter, no Zelda/Shiek-style switching or Ice Climbers shenanigans)
>Eithe 9-volt or 18-volt (WarioWare rep, themed around classic Nintendo games like Balloon-Fighter that don't have the justification to be standalone characters)
>Bomberman (hopefully with no references to that godawful edgelord Xbox game)

there's been so much evidence for these released over the past 6 months that only trolls and idiots disagree.

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I lose brain cells any time any variant of
>I know this fighter will be announced:
is uttered in any context. Everyone should have been btfo forever by Cloud, Bayo and Joker making it in, yet we STILL are getting fuckers who "know" what's getting in.

>The munching noises when he eats kazooie
lmfao