What a colossal fuck-up

ICH WILL

He looks terrible. If you look at his eyes in the old one you can see that they are BLACK and not RED. The suit is also insane! It looks like a ratchet and clank character!

Game looks fine, its also on psn / xbl if you're feeling nostalgic or whatever so find something else to shitpost about faggot.

I thought that reveal trailer was cool as fuck. It did all it needed to do. It showed that DoH still has that out there slightly wacky humour, and it had a real passion feel to it, like the dudes who made it are getting a real kick out of it.

I'm definitely going to keep an eye on it, see how the gameplay holds up and all that.

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ICH WILL

Autism

The fuck are you complaining about

>the autism
Damn, another remake that will be shitposted to death

nigga they the same

YOU TELL EM XISTER

Actual autism

The whacky humor is exactly what I wanted but with the red reflective eyes the game is a cartoon, unlike old original crypto who had a very dark and scary appearnce. They are toning the game down for children.

It's just a Chris Chan joke don't worry

>BUT THE EYES
Nobody fucking cares you fucking faggot.

based

I hope there's an unlockable classic outfit at least.

>They are toning the game down for children.
They'd better not, this thing had better be M out the ass. Like brutal deaths and shit.

What, your life?

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im going to have sex with crypto

Bait thread.

how it SHOULD look

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The original game was rated T, though the steam page has the gore tag for some reason.

Oh fuck I just googled it, the first game was T.
They're going to fortnite the shit out of this game...

One does not simply have sex with aliens.

genetic defect by way of their dna getting corrupted. now fuck off and enjoy the game fagg

>Yea Forums is hyped for Destroy All Humans
>devs proceed to put a gay rights flag in the game somewhere
>Yea Forums collectively contemplates suicide
>trannies get huge narcissism boner
fuck

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>toning down for children
>trailer shows the charred bodies of the news reporters
okay dude

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Anybody got to emulate this game properly? I want to like it but I can't because graphical glitches.

>getting mad about things that haven't happened and likely won't happen
cuck

I'm interested to see more but I ain't hoping for much

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>he's blue and has brighter eyes
>a problem

As long as he's not green it's fine.

>though the steam page has the gore tag for some reason

The original games had you exploding people's heads for their brainstems, dude.

ayy lmao

Cyrpto's Eyes Are Not RED!!! You all continue to make me most Angry with this Most Criminal Of Changes In History EVER!!!
You Either Recall EVERYTHING of the New Destroy All Humans, RIGHT NOW, or I will Seriously (not) RIP HIS EYES OUT and Seriously (WILL) Watch You All At THQ DIE from this Heinous Of Crimes EVER!!!

seeth harder about how they're gonna fortnite the shit out of this game

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>most of the people in this thread most likely never even heard of or played destroy all humans! Including the guy complaining about the eyes.

Chris Chan, is that you?

keep getting angry at things that aren't real, cuckold

OK, tell me who is the final boss of the game.

I guess Yea Forums is full of cucks then.

the boss of the aliens.

Take your meds.

Not true at ALL. I have played less than TEN games in my life but one of the was DAH! and I have been playing it almost every DAY since it came out. CRYPTOS EYES ARE RED IN THE SEQUELS BUT THE FIRST GAME HIS EYES ARE BLACK BECAUSE HE IS EVIL AND SOULESS ALMOST ALIEN LIKE

of the first game I mean.

It is

based and chrispilled

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An AWESOME mech fight with the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

You are still be a faggot.

/thread

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newfag

close, but that just the boss before the final boss.

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he looks more evil now with the red eyes whats the problem ?

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>SONIC'S ARMS AREN'T BLUE

DON'T

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40% yourself, faggot.

ayy lmao

does DAH1 emulate well on PCSX2? what about emulating it in 1080?

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niggers all of you

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>all the newfags itt not getting it
this board is full of zoomers

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Literally nothing wrong, how is that a fuck up?
Oh wait Yea Forums just needs to hate everything I forgot

>REEEE
>MAKING IT LOOK BETTER IS SOULLESS WAAA MOMMY I CANT HANDLE GOOD GRAPHICS
actually based

that's part of the joke dumbass

>destroy-all-humans-2-screen
holy fuck you're retarded.

>only newfags dont care

>implying cyberpunk sunposting 2 is a funny meme

what is he doing here

so is the complaining about newfags you retardo

Not him but it's been years so I actually forgot her. And even though she's a Natasha and Boris-esque caricature she should have more R34.

his eyes turn red in the sequels because of his more pure Furon DNA but i highly doubt that the people who are complaining about the red eyes in the remake actually know that

Destroy All Humans isn't even a good game

>had a very dark and scary appearnce
Imagine actually finding cartoon ayylmao scary

yeah it is when your a child.

It was still fun even though there was a feeling it was incomplete.

Destroy All Humans 2 was my jam.
Loved the Tokyo level and the Moonbase level.

Can we turn this into a real DaH thread?
>Favourite game
>Favourite area
>Favourite weapon
>Favourite mission
>Hopes for the remake

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>Secret soviet moonbase solaris!
>my pizza is 2 lightyears late
>lightyears is a measure of space not time
classic

>NO NO NO MOMMY DONT GIVE ME GOOD GRAPHICS NOOO *SNORT * *BRAAAP*
>BAD GRAPHIX GOOD REEE

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I didn't realize these were majestic's weapons until I saw the logo on them.

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Crypto, I don't think these humans have furon DNA in their brain stems, they are all morons!

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The FIRST ONE

The first world in DESTROY ALL HUMANS PATH OF THE FURON

The VENUS HUMAN TRAP from DESTROY ALL HUAMANS PATH OF THE FURON

all of them

they go back and make his eyes BLACK and not RED

t. brainlet who thinks MUH OLD GRAFIX GOOD

>tfw DAH! 1's plot really was Crypto vs. X-COM

Except I said nothing about the old graphics you moron.

>REEE STOP INSULTING MY GRAFIX REEEE MOMMY MAKE THEM STOP
>STOP!
BASED

Hell, the ogrinal games graphics were extremely shitty and did not age well at all.

Holy shit you're right, that's definitely the muton plasma rifle

Are you saying that these look like X-com weapons?

>Favourite game
2
>>Favourite area
London
>>Favourite weapon
I'm a Dislocator guy myself
>>Favourite mission
Taking that Thot from the fair and she's gets turned on as you abduct her
>>Hopes for the remake
Take out those "go here and collect 10 brains" missions also I hope they make the areas larger, they could probably take the first 3 areas into one map

How the fuck did you get that out of just curious.

In response to that other user
>2
>Tunguska was very fun to explore
>Disclocator or the Ion Detonator
>I'm quite partial to the one where you have to stop the radio broadcast in london from revealing your identity
>Just improve some of the janky stuff from 1 like not being able to change altitude in the saucer and it should be gold.

nice shirt

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>Dude. Graphics are bad, which means MUH SOUL. Stop bullshitting.
LMAOing at you retard *braps on*

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I think you are responding to the wrong post.

I never played these games I sort of just grouped them with the other 3d platformers of the ps2 era I wasn't interested in like jak, ratchet, and sly. Was it like a 3d collectathon, or like a more T rated gta style open world? The remake has me interested.

scared for real wtf

the first one was a top down spree shooter the second one was a first person open world game and the third one was a linear third person game made by different developers

*braaap*

Kinda in the middle has some collecting stuff in it but it's mostly a mission based structure.

No, you're thinking of Postal.
The first one was a turn-based RPG. The second one was a somewhat faster action RPG. The third one was a straight third-person shooter.

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DON'T CALL ANYONE!!!

Reminds me of the shitstorm that ensured when Sonic's arms were the wrong color.

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third person shooter style gta game were you play as an alien in the 1950s (second game takes place in the 60s)

Furons vs Irken.

I'm waiting to see how badly they fuck up the political humor. You know a modern game dev can't possibly get this right and will probably shove modern politics instead of properly aged period writing.

That is if they even bother making anything original and it's just the PS2 audio upscaled

honestly i think its more like a BRAAAAAAAAAP than that

Dilating

They're just reusing the old audio, so chances are they aren't changing anything.

>DAH threads are ALREADY shitpost filled
Well it was a nice day yesterday

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I thought the trailer was kino

It's a 1:1 remake that's reusing old audio. Hoping they remake 2 after.

>HD Blisk

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soul, soulless

>HD graphics is soulless
>games have to look like shit to have soul
based retard

it's not just better graphics. the style of the new alien is shitty and generic. boring facial expression. boring suit. boring gun.

It was a good trailer outside of how ruined the eyes of crypto were

You take offense to the eye color but not the fact that he has a massive underbite now?

>soul, soulless
Yes the old graphics were souless.

why they going for a cartoon look ?

NO THEY WERE NOT THE OLD GRAPHICS CRYPTO IS DARK AND SCARY AND WITHOUT A SOUL BUT ON PURPOSE SO IT HAS SOUL BUT THE NEW ONE IS RED AND REFLECTY AND HAS NO SOUL

>REEE MOMMY PLEASE GIVE ME BAD GRAPHICS POOPY POOPY EEE

(you)

other way.

new one is just some generic alien with a pedo smile and slouched posture. old one has a menacing toothy expression to show you he really wants to destroy all humans.

>reflective surfaces mean soulless
actual retard reeeing at nothing

Actual in game screenshot doesn't look too cartoony

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I don't see a fuckup.

holy shit this thread has actual autism

soulless as fuck

>He still haven't realize that the old graphics are shitty even back then and aged very poorly
Though the suit looks why to different then the old version

It's like a mashup of 1 and 2's suit the more I look at it.

its the eyes the older one is BLACK and the new one is RED

Um, so?

>look mommy i posted my favorite word they'll love me for sure this time

I literally smell this game. It smells like shitty early to mid 2000's pizza, beer, sweat, and regret.

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I have a feeling you haven't even played the old games because if you did you realize have shitty the graphics were and how badly it aged.

you can see the background is RED while the eyes remain BLACK

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it looks like unreal engine something is off

i played and past both original DAHs. After coming back from school it was the first thing I did.

Ayyy lmao

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Been playing on pcsz2, they are maroon colored, user.

Hey out of all the generic NPCs in the first game I actually recognize this one.

There's no doubt about it that it is red eyes in the opening cutscene of 2
youtube.com/watch?v=oFwQbkcSMCs

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That's because it IS in the unreal engine.

Michael Snyder (Jew and king of the jerkops)

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Think there will be alternative costumes?

delete this

>>Favourite game
2
>>Favourite area
Tunguska
>>Favourite weapon
Ion Detonator
>>Favourite mission
The moon rebellion one
>>Hopes for the remake
That it sells enough to completely revive the franchise, and maybe lead to a remake of 2.

Yes and no. Yes it runs at 60fps and is good...but on the ground it has a black silhouette box over the screen that flickers now and again. You can see through it to a clear game and it runs well, but it's like a watermark over the whole game.

I hope they open up and expand the level of human interaction you can do in Holobob. I wanna infiltrate a BBQ and mingle before burning everyone alive.

OH NO NO NO

That's one thing 2's body snatching is better in that regard, it allowed actual interactions and also allowed for the prank calls to be a thing.

I hope the actual levels are made bigger.

DON'T CALL ANYBODY

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>tfw to smart to have an anti-missile defense system on my mothership

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I misssed him, Pox was cool.

this is what I mean of black boxes on ground

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I think this the first game i've been excited for in a while. I remember playing 2 with my cousin. We would posses humans and have telekinetic car battles.

>tfw still have a functioning Playstation 2 with all the games I bought still with me
Treat your consoles well and they will treat you well back right at you.

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do you remember this? youtube.com/watch?v=1gNnfmKAojQ

If it triggers you fag the colour why you don't just modify the Game textures after it is released?
Jesus Christ, you are all not my niggers.

Literally Chris-Chan tier.

Never played this as a kid cause I liked being a goodguy and killing random people was always a no.

RUN CRYPTO, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
youtube.com/watch?v=ANSqJp_8PUk

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What kind of faggotry is going on ITT?

Here you go Chris.

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Left: soulless
Right:soul

I mean if you do wanna get autistic about it, I do think he looks better with black eyes.

Bigger for you

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>devs proceed to put a gay rights flag in the game somewhere
Considering the time frame the game is supposed to be set in, I don't think this is likely to happen.

THANK YOU :)

Name 1, ONE time, when this has stopped these people.

call of duty 2

the alien is transgender now

and the 1950s setting was too white so they introduce many brown people

That's a sign of autism

A game made before this faggotry was prevalent, try again.

did anyone else get a fucking boner as a kid when you realized why there were hand marks on the windows of the car?

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for me it smells like cheddar and sour cream lays and red kool aid

You do realize you can no-clip the camera into the car and see a grey silhouette humping.

Mafia 3, despite going in the opposite direction and exaggerating the "prejudice" of the time.

I jack off to this EVERY day almost. it is my closest and dearest SEXUAL EXPERIENCE

Probing the pageant girl was.....lewd

holy fucking shit I can't imagine being this stupid user

Oh yeah ...that's the stuff

Is this autism?

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WAIT FOR THE GAME TO COME OUT FIRST BEFORE JUDGING IT STUPID FUCK

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Reminder to always hijack these barnacle head shitpost threads, they are designed purely to make you spite the game. If you shitpost with them, you might as well go log back into restera.

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youtu.be/uTArhpLy8zo

>low-effort shitpost threads about the remake
>most everyone are telling the OPs to shut the fuck up every time

based dohbros

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You can already see in the trailer that his eyes are RED and not BLACK like they were in the first game.

k

>doh

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Think I only played 1 and 2, are the other ones bad? if so, why?

Yes.
Rushed and not made by the Pandemic

If people who played the previous entries in the series can identify who the character is without being told it's a remake then it's not a bad redesign.
Example: Skylanders Spyro, bad design. Remake trilogy Spyro, good design.

Remakes and remasters are low effort, easy money cash grabs. Fuck THQ Nordic

ICH WILL

fucking RGB

it's a meme you dip

ich will NOT

...

Itchy Willy.

press F to pay respects

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If you were a company who had the rights to all of these properties wouldn't you do the same?
THQ Nordic used to just be called Nordic Games until they bought so much of THQ's IP when they went bust that they just decided to take their name too.
Blame consumers for this shit. They'd stop making them if people stopped buying them and celebrating each time a company announces one.

THQ Nordic is run in part by at least Neo Nazi and child pornographer sympathizers

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HOLY SHIT
BASED

nice drawing, you even got that side head organ thing

Fuck the eyes, the problem is with the facial expression. He needs to show his teeth at all times and look menacing.

I think the grin is pretty menacing, I mean does a fucking alien with that look pointed at you mean good news?

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Its the reflection from the explosions

sure

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niggers...

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not in game

they look green

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I do blame the consumers for this shit, but I can blame the companies too for offering the shit to be ate up in the first place.
They are spending all this money on buying IP and releasing remakes and remasters yet don't even have the decency to release physical copies for PC. Steam or other download code doesn't count.

I am not green!

>mind controls humans
“I make de rules now!”

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