Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
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More like the Thousand Year Backtrack!
Paper Mario: the Thousand Years of Backtracking more like it, every single level in this game is "that level". Paper Mario 64 is the better game
more like the 20-Hour Snooze Fest!
My favorite game of all time
Chapter 3 and 6 are the most based sections of any video game
It's a shame that the other chapters range from okay to annoying
>shy guy's backtracking box
>backtracking fields
Also featuring a cast of partners with cardboard personalities that don't hold a candle to TTYD partners.
The writing sucks compared to 64
The only good partners are just copies of the 64 partners
Every chapter sucks except for the train one where you're inside the train, and Glitz Pit
The graphics suck
The paper mechanics are annoying
The music is obnoxious
>Paper Mario The Reddit-Tier Door
Color Chads represent.
>shy guys backtracking box
Barely, you leave maybe 3 times to Toad town
>backtracking fields
Going back to the centre hub area to go to another path isn't backtracking, if that were the case than Mario 64 is constant backtracking when you have to go back to the castle to go to the next level
>why yes it's my favorite game, how could you tell?
CS >>>>> TTYD
>>bwaaaah, I need my diversity.
You can find it on Era.
Come on bro, the only memorable character in PM64 who isn't a total bland faggot is Bow.
What the fuck is Sushie's personality? Or Watt's? Or that Lakifaggot? Or the pink bomb?
Koops has 100 times more development than whatever the fuck Kooper's personality was.
I'm thinking it's pretty based.
Check out the zoomer
Goombella is by far the most based partner in the franchise.
This can’t be real
It's 100% real
To the point where Zoe Quinn threw a shit fit over it and neogaff refused to buy it unless they removed the line (which they didn't)
Paper Mario is really showing its age. Thankfully there's an alternative...
Games don't age
Have you guys heard of a little game called Bug Fables?
Wrong. The people have spoken and chosen Bug Fables as the spiritual successor to end Paper Mario forever.
nice flash game, when's it coming to newgrounds?
64 edges it out just a bit for me (which is crazy because I liked TTYD way more until like last year) but TTYD is still a great game.
Both are in my top 5 of all time.
Salty Paper Mario cucks need not apply.
The Thousand Year Snore is on my top 5 as well, my top 5 most disappointing sequels
refined taste
goombella a cute NOT FOR LEWDING tho
>indiegogo
Epic... Simply epic...
nice false flaging retard
Imagine taking the time out of your limited lifespan to create these cringy ass images
More sour grapes from papercels.
Better not be bald
>indiegogo
Is this a texture pack? Why does it look so clean?
It's the HD texture pack for Dolphin
Damn I'll have to check it out. I really wish PM64 had one too, but the only one I've ever been able to find was abandoned halfway through.
I like Ms. Mowz but she didn't seem that useful to me. I would have liked to have her earlier too. It seems like at the points where you get her every enemy is spiky or made of fire, and the area is designed for a different partner you just got.
fuck you, fuck you ten trillion times
sticker shit and color shit are shit
she was a last minute partner. Didn't really have anything to do with the story or the chapters.
She could have been a partner in chapter 6 somehow but whatever
You don't have to walk back to the castle, you get teleported there
>tfw goombella was my childhood crush
>now that I’m older (and bald) I am unfuckable in her eyes
I’m gonna kill myself
Also I don't think she can hit enemies in the air or has a group attack. Not very viable. She's really cute is all.
She can heal so that’s pretty cool
is it jsut me or does A Hat in Time feel strongly inspired by TTYD
Such a shame Nintendo had to go full retard around 2007 and kill off an amazing series.
It's inspired by GameCube era Mario games
Years ago there was a time where Yea Forums just liked paper marios and there wasnt all this shitflinging. I miss those times.
Doesn’t her basic attack pierce defense? I think it’s a multihit like bow’s slap.
That’s something at least but yeah she’s pretty clearly the worst partner gameplay wise.
I dont recall any tranny shit in ttyd
I’ve been trying all weekend to do a pre hooktail pit of 100 run but I always fail between floor 81-99 any tips?
It’s a good game but it made Bowser a joke
I’m buying the game because I like Paper Mario though
there’s a tranny flag in the rogueport item shop
I tried to play this shit a few months ago. Got bored at the fighting arena part. Does it get better?
Don’t remind me about THAT guy
There's literally nothing wrong with backtracking
"Muh story" fags will tell you that's the best chapter when it's actually the worst. Unfortunately chapter 4 isn't much better.
I don't really know anything about him. Wish he at least dumped the progress that he made so someone else could pick it up.
>could have gone with the age old "vivian is a tranny" meme
>did this instead
at least try harder when you make bait posts
vivian is NOT a tranny
He's right though.
>He remembered a minute detail from a 15-year-old game, opened it up, and took a screen shot.
>This was less work than regurgitating a factoid from "Do You Know Gaming?"
You all are faggots. Truly. Kill yourselves. Personally I'm glad we get a game like Bug Fables, because
1. more games like paper mario is great.
2. more actual competition in this sub genre of jrpg means nintendo will be forced to keep things fresh and interesting and not get lazy to keep the quality up.
Why are you niggers warring over this shit? It's a fucking win-win. If Paper Mario is so 'bad' now you should welcome an indie putting pressure on nintendo to improve quality, while having more options for that playstyle and not be pigeoned holed to one series/cucked by a shitty release. Frankly same goes for any such thing like Mon Hun and dauntless or pokemon and that indie we saw last summer or whatever.
Competition. Is. Good. You. Niggers.
Whether or not she's a tranny, I'd fuck the hell out of her. Besides, who wouldn't want a sissy's plumb spook ghost girl cock in their mouth?
Sticker Star ruined the Paper Mario community
autism
Super did that already.
It was always a shit game
imagine speaking about a game designed for 3-7 year olds like that
embarrassing
fuck off super paper mario was a great game in its own way
>he
you mean you samefag
Yikes. Sounds like you're a triggered paperlet to be quite honest.
>Guy who thinks that pointing out Vivian being a man in Japan is the height of wit also can't come up with anything better than "samefag"
As expected, yikes.
cope
Honest question: do people really hate Super Paper Mario's gameplay as it stands alone, or because it is so different from 64 and TTYD?
I'll admit, I like the game but its tiring to play. I don't find the 3D feature that interesting and most chapters have some bullshit worse than any back tracking in the first two games.
And yet, I give it a past because I dig the story. It has an epic and childlike fantasy that is charming and more than you would expect from a Mario game.
Hey it's Pride month.
The story is literally the only good thing about SPM
The visuals suck. The artstyle is tiring and jarring. The main hub is totally soulless and so are the NPCs. The shitty sprite """partners""" might as well be tools without personality.
And of course, the gameplay is just mediocre and janky platforming.
what it does well it does really well in, the story, writing, music, characters and atmosphere were top tier but it just played kinda shitty, especially seeing how brainless the combat is
Have to say, I love when there is a character in a video game that travels with you from world to world.
FLIPSIDE: SOUL
FLOPSIDE: SOULLESS
Don't mind me, just posting the best boss theme
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I like 1KY Door a lot, but I honestly do think Color Splash is better in most aspects aside from combat.
Unfortunately, combat in CS is such a huge turd that I can't really honestly recommend it over either classic game.
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>yfw we will be discussing the Switch sequel in less than 72 hours
Heaven
I'd honestly prefer the series die then continue going the path that it is now.
Yoshi called
I'd sell my soul for a SPM that played like its predecessor. Just imagine how much cooler characters like O'Chunks and Dimentio would be if they had been given multiple moves for turn-base combat rather than just two and jumping and moving everywhere?
It’s a pun on fungi, there just happened to be 5 of them
No. We will be discussing Paper Mario: SWITCHED, a Paper Mario 64 remaster.
ONECHADS RISE UP
>Super dimensio and Shadoo that's actually a challenge instead of just pressing bowser to win
I just hate almost everything about it. I can't go through it without fighting the urge to sleep. It's easy, shallow, and tedious. I wish I could praise things other than the Francis encounter but it's so forgettable that only frustration remains. I don't like the music or the visuals because the areas were such a pain to go through that I just didn't care. The story is basic. That's not really a bad thing but when it's the only thing going for a game, it's not a good thing. Personally I found the original characters annoying. I wish it felt more like you were in a party instead of a pixie's silent sidekick.
>"TTYD!?! It can't be the best, it's the most popular! Reddit likes it!"
>"Here on Yea Forums we only like 64 and Super, because I desperately need anons to think I'm either an oldfag or massive contrarian, aka the coolest opinions to have."
>"Wait a minute, Super isn't an RPG, but it's still too good to be REALLY contrarian. Color Splash is the best!"
What do you think lads? New Paper Mario on Tuesday?
In what fucking delusional universe are you getting away with implying that Nintendo will give a fuck about a random ass indie game?
Every time I try to replay TTYD I get to shitty fucking boggly woods and turn off the game. A 3/10 section in an otherwise stellar game.
Long ago I remember when Paper Mario threads were comfy.
I wish all of you shitposters died of spontaneous combustion.
thats because you didnt play the jap version idiot
How? It's four screens long.
That entire section is shit. Shit partner, shit music, shit dungeon, annoying fucking npc punies that I wish I could genocide.
I fucking wish. I'd settle for remasters of the original trilogy, even.
But we aren't gonna get anything.
>Yea Forums hates TTYD now
>Yea Forums hates New Vegas now
The fuck is going on? You fags told me you liked these games six years ago and are the reason I played them. What other good games do you fags suddenly hate?
New Vegas is hated because it’s fanbase is cancerous and instead of moving to /vg/ decided to make nonstop obnoxious new Vegas generals in Yea Forums where everyone posts the same joke over and over again while laughing like literal autists
>LE EPIC JINGLE JANGLE SPURS XD
I still love them.
With all my heart. Okay not New Vegas but I never actually played it because action RPGs give me AIDS.
People just start thinking something is overrated the more it gets praised. Look at Rick and Morty. Any true reasons people have for not liking a game gets lost in blind hatred.
It's not as good as 64 and TTYD but I liked Color Splash. Definitely more so than Super.
>if I call a good game reddit than people won’t like it anymore and will instead like this shit game! It’s perfect!
30 minutes of the worst music in the game
Boggly Woods is kino you mong
I like it myself. I kind of have a feeling that I'm going to get lost in the Great Tree but it's never actually been a problem.
I dunno man, I think you're really making a mountain out of a mole hill. I hate Flurrie too, mind, but it's not like you really need to use her. Actually one issue I have is that she's pretty trash to use objectively because she comes un-upgraded, so either Goombella or Koops will be your main partner. And if you don't upgrade Goombella you're retarded because half the enemies are airborne.
>30 minutes
What? It takes 10 minutes tops including the battles. If you just avoid them, which is really easy, it's even less time.
>Boggly Woods
>Ten minutes
Hi Cosmo.
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How do people not like this?
I'd say it's standard Yea Forums contrarianism but PM64 v TTYD threads have been around for a while and most 64 supporters at least have fair criticisms of the latter. Usually it's that they're not fans of the backtracking.
The fact that it's always 64 v TTYD and never SS or CS should speak for itself. Rarely is Super thrown into the mix, but never SS or CS.
>implying that's speedrunning tier
because it's boring
boggly woods is one of the best examples of an awful segment in a borderline flawless game
>because it is so different from 64 and TTYD?
Exactly this tbhwy. If I wanted to play a platforming Mario game, I'd pop in Mario World or Mario 3. Paper Mario's platforming was never great compared to first-party Mario games.
Some people weren't born with taste
Super is the polar opposite of Sticker Star.
Sticker Star has many flaws, but I find it to be a bare bones RPG, but not a bad one.
Super isn't even a RPG, it's a platformer with some RPG elements in it, it has maybe one or two problems, but those problems are so big they eclipse everything good about Super. Gameplay sucks, but there's also little to no NPC's, the problems stick out more because everything else is good as opposed to Sticker Star where there's many and you can't pinpoint one.
With Color Splash we get a somewhat return to form, yes the gameplay is eh, but everything else is what I love about Paper Mario games, playing Color Splash made me feel like I was playing the first two.
TTYD>64>CS>SS>Super
SPM gameplay is pretty awful. It’s babbys first platformer and was basically a proto walking simulator.
With the right badge setups yoshi is the most busted overpowered partner there is. Even without he’s pretty decent.
I also like boggly, even if it’s mostly the aesthetic of the areas. I remember really liking the great tree as a dungeon area, I just thought it was cool. The cutscene battles are dumb but it’s not a big deal. Anons make mountains out of molehills.
One thing flurrie has going is her insane hp. I basically always used her as a shield, especially later once you get quick swap.
There are some understandable greivances but it crossed the point of voicing criticisms into mindless repetitive shitposting long ago.
Super came out the same year as Mario Galaxy, so it was pointless to make it a platformer when a better one was coming out later that year.
Since paper Mario seems to be Nintendo’s dumping grounds for retarded shit gimmicks and “experimental” gameplay what do you expect for Paper Mario Switch?
>literally only toad NPCs.
>only one partner (it’s a toad)
>gameplay is a mix between mobile gacha shit and barebones watered down musou
>music is composed by the guy that worked on new super Mario bros games
>instead of badges or items now we have stamps. Stamps are just rebranded stickers mechanic from sticker star but updated to fit the musou gameplay
>Nintendo’s dumping grounds for retarded shit gimmicks and “experimental” gameplay
I think you mean Yoshi and Star Fox as well.
>needing a "tank"
Flurrie can be useful when she's upgraded, she legitimately is a good tank with her liplock. But I only ever used her for that method in the Pit of 100 Trials, outside of the pit she's really subpar. Especially her basic ability, blowing away enemies doesn't give you an experience. That's amazing for getting rid of Wizerds but doesn't really come up as a necessary thing in the main chapters.
Bobbery is better for tanking with his inherent +1 defense and truckload of HP and I'm not even going to get into Koops and his immortal shell
Pretty much every series they do, really
>Link's crossbow training
>Skyward Sword
>Metroid Prime 3 and Other M
etc etc
I consider it wholly mediocre and unremarkable.
3D gimmick was fucking pointless.
Game is so easy it makes mario world look like a bullet hell. PM was always easy but allowed avenues for self imposed challenges. Even if you try to go for an itemless low exp run of spm, its still easy and boring cause you dont get to jump on enemies. There’s no customization to allow for self made hard modes and no added in hard mode to account for that lack.
It’s a 2d mario platformer without a fucking run button, something which nintendo figured out how to do like thirty years prior with smb1.
I’ll give it one positive for the core gameplay, moving around in town feels pretty good. I remember sometimes right after saving I’d just jump around a while before turning it off and that was enough to be pretty fun. That’s legitimately impressive and not many platformers can make core movement fun enough to be enjoyable without the aid of level design.
But the actual level designs didnt leave any sort of strong impression and were mostly pretty boring, they werent fun to play through. The good of the game doesnt justify all the balls they dropped.
I just dont see myself ever wanting to play through spm again.
Where's my Paper Luigi game?!
>bobbery
>inherent defense
What?
He has one point of defense, just like Koops. He also has a bit more range on what enemies he is about to hit with his abilities.
Isn’t koops the only one with +1 defense? And yeah his shell protect might be the single best partner move in the game, but for whatever reason first time playthrough shitters never think to use it. I basically never did until doing a chellenge run where it basically became a necessity.
More like Paper Mario: Restarting from my Glitz Pit save file until I get the Yoshi color I want
>Or that Lakifaggot?
Alright, cut it out, don't insult Lakilester. I was entertaining your opinion right up to that you stupid asshole.
>naturally got red mohawk black yoshi on first playthrough
Best color scheme. I named him Kenny.
Ttyd partners have 100 times more development cause they have 100 times more dialog.
I went for the orange one on my last playthrough and a friend recommended I name him "swaqchamp" but only "swaqcham" fit in the name field.
It's time-based. I always wanted green so it wasn't a problem for me.
It's true. Part of the fun in replaying TTYD for me is seeing what different partners say in each little dialogue cutscene.
I know, but I'm not a dork who sets a timer so it's like the cake baking minigame where I'm just winging it and counting the minutes.
I'm PRETTY certain he doesn't have any defense, my man.
So which partner do you power up first?
>tfw you got genuinely really into the world and lore of this game as a kid to the point there was even some fanfiction reading
>all other big rpgs get tons of theorycrafting and orchestrated remixes and active communities, while even at the height of ttyd’s popularity barely anyone seemed to really take notice of it
>crazy about paper mario instead of harry potter or lotr or some big name game series, so never got to indulge in a huge fandom community that’s super passionate about a fictional world and its characters
I know this is autistic as hell but it always made me a bit sad.
I assume you mean to tier 2. In 64 I go for my nigga Watt, TTYD my personal favorite is the Yoshi or Vivian.
Changes with every playthrough my man. I almost always have a new favorite after a new playthrough.
Most recent with PM1 I mostly used bombette and now I love the little powerball, takes tons of fp but its so satisfying to finish every fight in bowser’s castle in just one turn by blowing up all the enemies.
Most recently in ttyd I was doing a challenge run and had to rely on koops’s shield a lot, which was weird cause I used to consider him the worst gameplay wise.
Focusing on a partner you usually dont use is great.
Has anyone done a 10hp run of pm1? How tough does it get?
If only the art style in the bee game didn't look like some 2010 flipnote hatena stick figure fight type bullshit
Why would effort ever be put into a passion project?
They're not exactly a team of artists. I have high hopes for the game, the demo was really nice. The art style is cute and simple but it really does look like something off Newgrounds. But I guess that's kind of why I like it? It's the kind of stuff I used to play as a kid but bigger and better and based off an extremely solid game system that I fucking WISH had been copied more.
Color Splash’s writing is reddit as fuck though, user. And not just in the “I don’t like this thing so it’s reddit” way, either. It feels like the biggest redditfag on the planet slipped hundreds of jokes they thought they were clever for thinking up into Color Splash. Even if the writing WAS good though it wouldn’t be able to make up for the shit tier gameplay either, so there’s also that.