Tfw I just realized the only press conference I actually wanted to watch this year is happening at the same time as the...

watch the stanley cup if it really means that much to you.
You can watch the press conference that interests you after.

it's hopeless man, you won't be able to enjoy both of them simultaneously! the only way out is to neck yourself. on webcam. on Yea Forums.

>sportsball
If you unironically say this gay shit out loud you're an insufferable faggot.

Stanley Cup hockey > E3
You can watch the press conference later.

*Pushesup glasses*
>heh, I really got OP with this one...

DUDE LE POST IRONIC MEME CONFERENCE!
IT'S IRONIC JUST LIKE ME! LOLOLOL!!!
I AM SO EASILY IMPRESSED!!

Take your ritalin

who is stanley and why do people want his cup so bad?

>its satire so its not cringe

Dual monitors goober. It's going to be apex refpuck anyways in game 6.

>LOL LOOK AT US WE'RE SO SELF-AWARE EVEN THOUGH WE'RE JUST AS GUILTY OF BULLSHIT AS THE INDUSTRY WE LAMPOON

Shut it Canuck cuck! Go watch your sport fuck off!

Just kidding I love Canada I saw Trailer Park Boys live in Glasgow before Lahey passed away. RIP

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>No fun allowed

>3/4ths of the thread is either "heh, I'm too above it all to watch sports" or "heh, I'm too above it all to enjoy someone making fun of E3 while announcing cool shit like Metal Wolf Chaos"

can't you niggers ever just enjoy something

What the fuck is a stanley cup.

>sports
Kill yourself.

Who hurt you?!?

>It's going to be apex refpuck anyways in game 6.
are people still hung up on that one call from last game? fuck's sake the entire point of a best of 7 is so that one one blown call does not in fact decide who wins the whole shebang.

two monitors

>expecting literal teenager central to not be haughty and self absorbed

yeah, wouldn't want to miss out on "deadpool: the conference"

>Cup wins are country wins
When's the last time the US won the Olympics, champ?

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I'm saying the NHL is a knee-jerk league, if anything it'll be refpunk in the other direction in favor of the Bruins.

It has been over 25 years since the United States won a best on best international tournament.

damn AOC looks like THAT?

At least you can watch the NHL unlike the NFL where it's rigged.

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Blues or bruins?

I just want to know when the fuck Metal Wolf is coming out...

nice goalpost move retards.
I plan on PVRing the game. since the Yea Forums threads of Boston St. Louis arent that amazing so I would rather watch E3 with Yea Forums and watch the game to myself.

Yea Forums is a Blues board

>liking the bruins

>tfw >snes fan
Tell me it gets better, bros...

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seriously, this and losing this year's raptor game is fucking embarrassing

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>watching fucking sportpuck/ball
what the fuck? Get the fuck off my site normie.

that is not a thing that exists.

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She looks like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

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>dude like arent we soooo random man xDD look its full of dlc get it???!!! Hahah edgy humor dude so funny!!! Its ironyy!! XDD
Pathetic, unironically have to be a retard to laugh at this or find it entretaining

could be a detoilet fan right now
like me

Quebec City Senators when

desu the Devolver conference is not the same when you are expecting it. The first time slowly figuring out what the fuck was going on was golden.

>rooting for a boston team in general

Better to watch sport than a company pandering to low IQ retards who think they are way smarter than what they actually are.

should give them the canes desu.
Ottawa is a fucking garbage fanbase and garbage market. but they are not Sunbelt bad.

>ywn hatefuck AOC
Just kill me

Genesis does

> conference with so randumbbxDd moment is funny
Go back

Watch the Stanley cup on tv e3 muted on computer until something good comes on

pretty fucking sure the Stanley cup is longer that 30 mins. Also you can watch both at the same time.

Devolver tries way too fucking hard

>Tfw we'll never get another 12 hour descent into non-linear madness again
Is Twitch doing anything like that again this year or was that a one time only sorta deal?

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fuck bruins

They have to to keep a spot they really shouldn't have

>waaah waaah why you make bantz of sports :''(((
>waaaaaah waaaaaa why you no like my meme conference with shit humor??!! It makes fun of a shit event everyone knows is shit :'(((
Can you just kill yourself so you dont waste precious posts

says the guy who didn't make it to the conference final
or the playoffs in general

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Feels bad man.
Just imagine making those crazy eyes filled with lust.

isn't devolver press conference only 15 minutes?

I'd take 10 minutes of adult swim tier humour over 3 hours of corporate shills lying through their teeth while showing bullshit trailers for games that were probably only made to test out their new engine that directly manipulates players into buying more lootboxes based on their play style.

But if you flip a coin and it lands on its side you get mind reading powers, and a cute girlfriend. You won't get to watch either.

>dude le shitty stream with so random moments XD SO CRAZZY RIGHT redit??

>12 hour descent into non-linear madness again
What?

you're a literal child arn't you, like 18-20? fucking klill yourself. epic satire is still reddit cringe you dumb anime cunt. they're still shilling you games and you buy into like the dumb fuck you are

Ae you okay, man? Wanna talk about it?

Blues are currently the oldest NHL franchise to not have won Stan Lee’s cup so I’m pulling for them. Boston is already treated to the Pats and Red Sox, they have enough championships in recent years

Don't worry bro, it'll go to game 7 after the Bruins decapitate the entire Blues lineup with hyper-sharpened sticks and the refs don't call it

the team isn't bad. it just doesn't belong in Carolina.
Panthers and yotes need to move as well. Expanding the league when so many failed markets have teams was dumb.

Didn't they recently make one of their games an EGS exclusive after constantly making fun of Epic on their twitter?

The "merely pretending" part doesn't actually work when you unironically partake in the same things you're making fun of

>No games
>Only comedy in videogames event

Sure haha best conference

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>losing this year's raptor game
What?

why are you so mad user?
wait so if they win it will be the nucks? fuck nevermind go Bruins

Ayup, 3deep4me

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Im fine, im not a retard with such shit taste that it would watch an "ironic and random conference" like devolvers. That shit was endearing once and never more

Get off Yea Forums, Steph

>companies genuinely trying to impress people and failing
Entertaining
>rick & morty: the conference for enlightened redditors
Pathetic and tryhard.

I'll take laughing at Ubisoft's shit over "humor" especially made to pander to "the rebellious" gamer crowd.

Man, the pre-pre show was an experience.
Last year was just boring in comparison.

Volleyball is for homos, that's what.

But you're the one trying to be a rebellious contrarian

yeah it lost some of the charm when everyone was expecting it. I remember tuning in to the stream expecting a real conference.

i agree, they shouldn't have done it two years in a row

>you're a literal child aren't you, like 18-20?
*clap clap clap*

>I watch a video game presentation show not for the video game reveals or gameplay but some random post ironic stage performance

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>enjoying retarded random humor skits
>"e-e-everyone loves the shitty fake conference guys!?!! Dont bully!!!!"
Lmao. Get some taste nigga. But before stop coping first lel

Well, it's also that the pre-pre show went on for twelve fucking hours and had shit nobody expected like an appearance by Sega.

I know most people think it's cringe but I unironically enjoy silly satire shit like this. I just like to laugh sometimes. I want to have something to look forward to that will bring me joy.

wait, we don't like devolver this year? why on one told me?

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Imagine being so insecure that you can't have fun because having fun is "reddit"
Normally when you try to shame people into wanting to emulate your behaviour, you need to make the alternative look more appealing. I had lots of fun watching that stream with Yea Forums though, which to me sounds like more fun than smelling of smegma and calling random shit reddit on Yea Forums all day like you chose to do.

>not being a performance artchad

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E3 2017, 12 hour live stream from Devolver/Twitch that goes off the rails and over the course of the night you start to realize that its being played out of order and what not. It was a lot of fun watching through all of it with Yea Forums as it progressively got wackier, easily the best part of E3 that year.

twitch.tv/videos/151136534

>all fun is equal
>you are insecure! says the guy watching "satire" that strokes his ego because "lol they think like me about the industry!!"

>WAAHHH WAHHH LE WHOLESUM!!! CUTE! CUTE!!
you're a retard. imagine defending E3 AND Reddit. the absolute STATE of you anime pedos.

What you value more shitposting about games on Yea Forums or shitposting about hockey on facebook.
The conferences go up on youtube almost immediately after, watch your hockey game then watch your video game shit.

>"i-i-i have no answer u-u-ummm i-insecuree!? M-m-me and the other rretatds like it!!! Like ugghh you hate fun!?!
Pathetic try amigo. You should try getting some taste after you go back

Yea Forums had a massive general full of people having a blast during the entire stream.
No one was screaming reddit until the next morning after it was over. Also not sure why you're having a meltdown over moe anime but yeah, that shits trash.

Did you even watch it or are you just making shit up? Because nothing you just said has anything to do with it, the stream was more like a 12 hour episode of Eric Andre

>watching wacky and random humor by hypocrites
Yikes

>Amigo
>telling people to go to reddit
>stuttering
Why don't you go back to Mexico with the rest of the retards from Gaia

Well first kill yourself for even wanting to see that "xD wacky ""humor""" conference second just watch the cup and then the conference

you're going to sit down, do your patriotic duty as a american, and watch boston lose

LET'S
GO
BLUES

>everyone
A couple of retards that somehow find le wacky humor xDD is not everyone, shit was getting spammed by faggots too.
>like eric andre man!!!
Yeah confirmed reddit. Go back faggola

Blues, fuck the Bruins and fuck Boston sports.

>i-i-i have no answer again... U-um s-s-st-t-tuter, mexico!!!!!
Kek retards still angry that someone call a shit conference shit. Once again, go back and get some damn taste

they're not though

based

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based

the right can't meme

Devolver didn't have anything to do with it, it just happened to be broadcast directly after their presentation.

Id anything its growing. People are fed up with NBA rigging and their divas and the NFLs pussifying.

NHL is the only uncucked league cause its been relatively hidden

but also I was expecting a real conference after all the memes of the preshow. but it just kept going and going.

Devolver organized it.they got some adult swim people to do it for them. it even started with a fake "gameplay showcase" thing with fake hotline Miami content.

She is fucking awful, have some standards niggas.

How do we spell Pearl Harbour?

It's also on at the same time as the Bethesda conference for some reason.

>Loving DD for their "biting satire"
>Hating DD for their "lol so randumb xDDD"
vs
>Just enjoying some goofy shit for the hell of it
I'm so happy I'm not a moron that thinks they're deep in any way nor am I too jaded to hate something
I'm just here to have a silly goose time and that's that

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Get shot in the face

Imagine actually wanting to watch this try hard shit with no game reveals

Its a toss up. The bruins are assholes and I don't want them to win. But the blues have never won a cup before and it'd be kind of funny if they kept that alive.
I guess I'd rather the blues won though than the bruins.

>goofy
>silly goose
>i-i-i just like dumb humor ecsdeee i--im superior
Yep yikes, thats really some insecurity my man. Kill yourself to fix that

If I go to the futures future future can I get a Nina gf?

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They revealed like four games last year including Metal Wolf Chaos XD aka by far the best thing at E3 last year.

Even if all they do is tell some jokes for 10 minutes and then give a concrete release date for that game it'd still probably be the best of 2019 too.

Imagine actually watching e3 in the first place instead of doing literally anything else and just seeing what they announced at the end of the day
Why do you subject yourself to hours of nothing but charisma voids stammering like morons

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being a hockey fan in Canada. Honestly, think about it rationally. You're spending 18 years developing your hockey players only for them to end up getting drafted by an American team. All the hardwork you put into developing your Canadian hockey players, making sure they have proper training and diet, all of it has one simple result: So that American hockey fans can watch them win a cup for their city.

As a Canadian hockey fan who has children, you are literally dedicating at least 18 years of your life simply to raise a hockey player for an American fan to enjoy. It is the ultimate and final cuck. Think about it logically.

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Only if you are a cute girl.

Only if you somehow turn into a woman

because it's funny in a "it's so bad" kinda way
even better when they try to be funny with terrible dances or retarded stuff

I am sorry you can only enjoy "ironic" entertainment.

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>because it's funny in a "it's so bad" kinda way
>I am sorry you can only enjoy "ironic" entertainment.

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yall got schedule?

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DUDE I'M LE DIFFERENT SO I'M LE IRONIC ABOUT SHIT THAT'S IRONIC Xddd
AM I COOL YET

>four games
>all shit and forgettable probably still not out
>and an old game that got its soul ripped apart
ZzzzzZzzzzz

>coping this hard over a shit conference
Lmaoo the abdolute state

Thats the charm, the unadultered cringe, and the chance to see who will fuck up the most and actual shitposts live. Compared to le ironic fake conference xD full " look its full of dlc and season pass and other preorder stuffs!!! Get it!!!! It costs a lot!! Get it !?!?!?!"

>Americas national past time (baseball) and the whitest sport in the western hemisphere (hockey)
>going out of style
If anything people are losing interest in Niggerball and handegg.

>hockey puck
>ball
Kys

Devolver Digital does indie shit, not AAA scams.

>sportsball
kek

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"sportsball" sounds like the kinda thing some 15 year old redditor that thinks they're cooler than everyone else because they watch LoL esports instead of actual sports would say.

sounds pretty specific, are you projecting?

Devolver Digital is literally 15 minutes
Just watch it during the break between periods

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>Hey fellow kids we are just like you, we hate big corperations, haha see look at us here at E3 advertising our games but we are doing it ironically *dabs*

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>sportsball is serious business

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oh well at least we're beating you at niggerball now

>most hockey players are canadian
>mfw we've actually won most of the cups while Americans pay us

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Sportball bad! I don't like sportball that make me smart! video game are for smart boys not dumb bully boys who hit me during recess.

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The only people that I've seen unironically say sportsball are soiboys.

It's the only good conference from the only publisher willing to take risks.

go blues!

>As a Canadian hockey fan who has children, you are literally dedicating at least 18 years of your life simply to raise a hockey player for an American fan to enjoy.
considering how canada may a special US state, why would a "canadian" give a shit about nationalism when loadsa money is being shoved to their face

I bet you love Rick and Morty.

I too have gotten tired of being jaded all the time.

This thread kind of explains why comedy isn't really a genre anymore.
Why are zoomers such joyless self absorbed fags?

>randumb and edgy moment
>comedy
Please get some taste

Maybe some day I'll have taste as good as yours, but for now I don't think sitting around online getting upset about politics is my kind of thing.
Once I become cultured enough I might start to see the appeal in seething constantly about what other people I've never heard of before said on social media websites I don't like

Watch /hoc/. You can catch e3 replay streams whenever.

>I'd rather have a small speck of attention than enjoy life as it is
Another pathetic victim of modernity. Here's your (you). Don't spend it all in one place.

I'm so fucking tired of Boston winning fucking sports.

Blues. I’d like to see them win their first cup. But I really want to see the Boston salt if the Bruins loose.

why do redditors get so triggered when someone doesn't like their "high IQ" humor?

>Yanks literally had to pay Canadians to win the cups for them
Can't really blame them, mobility scooters don't have good traction on Ice I hear.