GOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we're another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight!
>O-OKAY BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS GUY SHINOBI ON RESETERA!!! HE'S TOTALLY CREDIBLE BROS AND HE LEAKED RIDLEY!! "No!"
Leak? Seems more like a vague statement to me, not much of a leak really. And according to the based PushDustin himself, this tranny never even leaked Ridley! Sure, he might have leaked a few twinkles out of his diaper before, but are you really that desperate to believe some Tranjo when Grant Kirkhope (yes, THE Grant Kirkhope) is comparing the chances of Banjo Threeie to when pig's fly? Yeah, he's still in touch with his friends over at Rare and even told some Banjoid on Twitter not to bet on Banjo being in Ultimate! Can you believe it?
>B-BUT GRANT KIRKHOPE DOESN'T WORK AT RARE WHY WOULD HE KNOW ABOUT BANJO IN SMASH?? "No!"
Well don't you think it's a little strange Banjies? You think Kirkhope would be contacted about doing the soundtrack or at the very least know better to keep his mouth shut if Banjo is coming back, but I guess not! I'm guessing your friend at REEEsetERA saw this little toy on twitter and thought he could get some easy brownie points by """leaking""" Banjo at E3 with some vague statement. And if he's wrong all he has to do is watch you freaks melt down after he says it was just his wish! HAHAHA
Yep, I'm thinking at the end of the day all you're getting this E3 is a little barbie doll, or I guess you call them "figurines," these days huh. I'll throw in a good word for you at Nintendo -- they might let me wear you as a skin for one of my alts! Or if you're really lucky we can possibly get you in as a Mii Brawler, but you're going to have to let me spend the night with Kazooie for that...Oh who am I kidding, she'll spend the night with me for free! See you at E3 Banjie Bois!!
DID YOU MISS ME? GREETINGS, PUNY EARTHLINGS OF Yea Forums! We have come to remind you that we are THREE DAYS LEFT until Space Invader (yes, THE Space Invader) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your mercy begging for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Space Invader invades the spotlight!
>b-but Steve is super-important to the gaming industry! He’s gotta be in! “NO.”
FEEBLE EARTHLING! We're only getting ONE (1) character this E3, and it sure isn't going to be some puny Microsoft character! And besides, why would Nintendo choose a character who hasn't made as nearly as big of an impact than the Space Invaders have, and is nowhere near as recognizable and mainstream as them? Keep in mind that without Space Invaders, your little blockhead (as well as many, many other Smash staples) wouldn't likely even EXIST! And don't think you're safe, either, Banjolings. The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so we're afraid your "popularity" wanks for Steve and Banjo are going to be obliterated with the reveal of one of the most influential and recognizable video game enemies of all time! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, EARTHLINGS. YOUR TEARS ONLY STRENGTHEN US.
GOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we're another day closer to Jak (yes, THE Jak from Naughty Dog) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Jak walks into the spotlight!
>B-BUT JAK IS OWNED BY SONY AND HE'S ALREADY IN PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS "NO!"
The Jak and Daxter series is one of the most beloved series, alongside Banjo(yes THE Banjo Kazooie), and many fans would love to see the series return!
>B-BUT THEY HAVE NEVER APPEARED ON A NINTENDO CONSOLE NOT EVEN AS A CAMEO "NO!"
Maybe that is right, but Joker only appeared on a Nintendo game twice(That's right TWICE, in a 3DS game no one cares about, and a Dynasty Warriors clone no one cares about). I'd say Jak's chances are as good as Banjo's!
>jak has multiple weapons that make every fortnite weapon obsolete >powers that make building obsolete as he can just stop time before he builds >literally has a portable nuke
He didn't have any of those in his last game so get fucked
Brayden Gutierrez
last game isn't canon, and if it was you still have to worry about Dark Daxter
Julian Anderson
>A human being made this Source?
Oliver Murphy
ABOO HOO HOO SMASH BROS IS A POPULAR FRANCHISE WAAAAHHHH DON'T DISCUSS IT I NEVER PLAY IT BECAUSE I ONLY PLAY SPREADSHEETS ON PC OR MOVIES ON PLAYSTATION
Parker Evans
just because it sucks doesn't mean it's not canon
Mason Bennett
Everyone, please do your part and delete all these awful Steve renders after E3 btfos you, I never want to see this ugly mug again.
I wouldn't even mind Minecraft, but seeing this makes me want to throw up.
Carson White
I can tell you smash faggots were the ones playing with your gaymboys alone in the hallways while everyone else was having sex
Bentley Mitchell
Same could be said for Fortnite
Elijah Miller
You can't win, blockhead! I...am the MOST POWERFUL MAGICIAN IN THE WORLD! And you're just a little Stevie. youtube.com/watch?v=VLqjJqdfVLs
This thread and all threads like it are just embarrassing
Andrew White
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Camden Morris
I remember you from that other thread, this is a very good rosterfag abomination you drew.
Isaac Price
actual literal who
Mason Gonzalez
Steve is going to get confirmed as a boss.
>implying this nonsensical Steve that has been posted for the past year wouldn't make for a great boss with multiple forms, each new form more ridiculous and morbid than the previous one
I feel that the only thing I've missed out on from being less active on Yea Forums over the past year is the ridiculous Smash threads. I still pop in every now and then to look at Smash threads but I know I've missed out on a lot of meaty content. I just love the ugly Steve.
Yeah, it's been overused and people have gotten too tied up with it but it's a fun idea. It's funny that fucking minecraft Steve of all things ended up being a better heel than incineroar. I remember when it was first posted. Can't find it, but it was a blurry jpg. of the model on battlefield. The actual model didn't get passed around until a bit later iirc.
BANJO. YOU THERE. BANJO. BANJO, QUIT ALL THIS ROSTERFAGGING. DO YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN GET IN SMASH BEFORE I DO? HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO PREDATE ME WHEN I AM ALREADY IN?
Kino is an understatement. Stanley Kubrick is rolling in his grave as we speak, for he knows that 2001 has finally been dethroned after all these years.
