Final Fantasy

TOBLERONE

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I wish

I think Japan McDonalds might have something where before 2 pm every order gets out in 60 seconds or it's free or something.
>Uh.. um.. 60 seconds have.. um... have passed
>Huh? It's til 2pm?
>Um... uh....... sorry

Not that user, but thank you.

I like her flat ass

I liked her when I was quite literally 13 no pun intended.
I'd still hate-fuck tho.

Lightning's cute smelly armpits! Her cute sweaty armpits that smell like onions! Lightning's stinky armpits! Teasing Lightning about how stinky her smelly armpits are and watching her get flustered and turn red! Lightning getting a little turned on by the bullyment of her cute stinky 'pits!

No personality beyond EDGY FEMALE CHARACTER

she would say mean things to try and motivate me but i wouldnt get the hint and would think she hates me so i would hate her back but then shed say even more mean things to me and id cry

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HURTS MY HANDS

lightenings piss

I want Lightning to bully me. Hard.

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She was a bland, boring character who was forced into three games when she couldn't even carry one.

I was sick of her less than half way through XIII, never used her in my party wherever possible and sighed every time she was forced into a cutscene to be "cool". Fang would have been a better lead, Hope would have been a better lead. Fuck even Vanille would have been a better lead, annoying as she was she wasn't just lady Squall going "....whatever" every 5 seconds.

She's the fucking Poochie of FF. Nobody wanted her, yet every second she wasn't on screen everyone else was asking "where's lightning?". We can only hope she's fucked off back to her home planet and died on the way.

I was going to call you an underaged retard but then I remembered that the game came out 10 years ago. God damn it, I'm losing all my time.

i don't need to give a shit about the others to play lightning returns, right? the time element seems cool

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Too small tits to be a titi monster.

Too big tits to be a flat goddess.

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Nice

behead those who insult lightning

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NO THAT'S MINE!

Jesus Christ this is NEGATIVE ass

She was an unlikeable bitch.

based

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Why are you so weak? Are you frightened by me?
Pathetic.

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Please bully me Lightning!

because she's hiv-positive

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What do those stinkypits smell like?

coal burner

MY QUEEEEEEEEN!!

It's not bullying, it's correction.

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Because she's unironically soulless

her thighs are too sticc

Loser, you're a loser!

Thanks man. Shit, it's like she's Tomoko now.

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Every user in this thread is a pathetic weakling who couldn't possibly stand toe to toe with me. You just wouldn't last.

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>you will never suck Lightning's toes

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Sorry but even cute girls cant save a shitty movie like FF13

So is 13 worth going back to? I never got that far in it but that was like 8 years ago now

its still a pretty game with nice music, and the combats easy. if its on your mind, play it and youll like it. but wouldnt recommend over some other rpgs that have come out more recently if youre just looking for a game

I like her, not her game though.

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name degenerates worse than pitfags

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O yay 2 more songs.... still a better pick than 90% of the other shit

>literally 0 ass
I didn't think it was possible.
Her torso ends and her legs begin, no middle.

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Armpits are cute and wonderful though!

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I don't remember much from the main game but I liked her in Return

I hate lightning because she's toriyama's waifu and toriyama ruined Parasite Eve and other shit with his waifu faggotry.

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People seriously liked bitchy femcloud?

seems like one of those fetishes people only have because they've never indulged, i imagine it would be very unpleasant in reality

Only ironically I think

It only works if the girl is either an anime girl, or a 10/10. 8/10s can pass if they're asian. ugly girl pits are horrible! But cute girlpits are amazing, even if they're smelly! Heck, they're better smelly! Smelling a cute girl's stinky oniony armpits!

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This pic is the parody of the video where that Japanese girl is working at McDonald's, but she is wearing a vibrator. Her boyfriend is turning it off and on all the while she is orgasming while trying to help a customer

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the writing on this entire game is atrocious

AH FUCK SHIT

Has Ligntning been drawn in a UberEats/McDonalds-like uniform yet?
I kinda like it when ladies are drawn in those polo+hat+nametag outfits, and I'm not sure why.

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I've never seen the original posted and I'm starting to think this is the original creation

>half naked female
>still looks like a boy

I've come to understand why fatfags exist partly due to this reason.
Women are nothing without some form/level of fat.
Some people apparently just take it to the Nth level.

>soldier who had her only sister taken away
>stranded with a bunch of strangers
>bitchy! copycat!
Why can't you appreciate good character design?

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Why the fuck are there constant "Final Fantasy" "Why don't you like [character]" threads lately? Is this the work of discord trannies or some shit?

>literal stick
>knocks a muscleman to the ground in a single hit
wow she's so cool
how progressive and empowering

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Shit. Hand hurts.

the original is her literal spine being ripped out by hand

>and toriyama ruined Parasite Eve
I thought the ones responsible for that was a combination of both Tabata and Nomura.

I do love Lightning (not her games) though, along with Ava (not the 3rd Birthday because that's someone else in her body)

I barely know what discord is

It was more of an older-sister-bullying-brother scenario.
At least that's how I always saw it since that's how the game tried to provide backstory.

They reek, user! After all that time spent running around and fighting there's absolutely no way her pits aren't completely soaked in sweat and grime! Even with her arms clenched down tight there's no way Lightning could hide the odor of her smelly pits, even those standing ten feet from her would totally end up with the scent of Lightning's armpits overwhelming their senses! How humiliating for Lightning, to know that no matter what she does she can't hide her stench!

The game's pacing and execution are fucking abysmal
It could sorely use a remake that actually addressed its flaws moreso than any other FF not named VIII

These threads have been around since the game released and increased exponentially with the PC/undub release

It's not just lightning, the other day it was aerith. It's just the same fucking question each time.

You're right! Lightning's armpits are SUPER smelly!

It would be so fun to tease her about it! She would deny it first, but then she'd smell her own stinkypits and be disgusted at just how rancid and stinky her body really is! She would stand there, superflustered, face getting redder by the second, as I bully her cute smelly bacteria-infested armpits!

You can't just say that and not post a link

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I dislike Lightning because her game sucks

What profound dialogue

*blocks your path*

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Lightning Conquest Final Fantasy XIII-4 the Crystal Reservoir

Who even draws this shit?

Is it not even worth a try?

I have no idea. But, I sure do love it.

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She's the only reason I played those crappy games.

I liked her just fine in XIII, it felt weird that she was pushed as the protag instead of Vanille though. She's barely in XIII-2 and I still haven't played LR.

Concave ass

because she's a woman and I'm an incel loser that will never have sex

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