Yoshi

EGGS CLOACA

haha

funny and original

Drew this like a week after I started learning how to draw. Still proud of it.

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I want to hit the yatchko.

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Big dumb lovable dinosaur

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>her
good taste

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>Modern Yoshi is ugly.
It's not that bad.
He could use a nose reduction though.

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>Yoshi
More like double jump tool.

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haha memes aside i wanna fuck him

yo, she gotta big ass my nigga

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I don't.

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Do You Want Yoshi To Be Real? Now You Can Turn That Dream Into Reality!

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T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas

Based

What's Yoshi singing?

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Don't do this, it gets Drumpf reelected.

no way, fag haha

don't do this, it makes yoshi, but he's a liberal

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wtf how does software enable smell-o-vision? I thought I would need a peripheral for that but I'm smelling this cool smoky smell

I'm too lazy to do this, how does it fuck with your computer

>her
based

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based

w-what does it do bros...

there's no way this stale 2009 era exploit found a way to bypass captcha. stop larping.

Don't attempt it. Trannies are not trustworthy.

I thought this was a yosh thread, what the fuck is going on?

why the FUCK are so many potentially good yosh porn pics ALWAYS gay? fucking infuriating.

NO THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS

Fuck off /pol/tard.

HENRY

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Quit your impotent bitching, if you want the art then pay for it

>paying for porn

I really have NEVER understood this mentality.
>Enjoy a product like a movie/game
>Pay for it
>Enjoy a product like porn
>"lmao paying for porn ISHYGDDT"
What the fuck do you want anyway? Yoshi is male, so of course porn pics of him are going to be fucking gay. Do you want him fucking females or something? Or like a female Yoshi?

There's so fucking much free porn, why would you EVER pay for it? Even in my situation where I don't have the exact kind I want, there's fucking millions of other videos and photos that will suffice.
>Do you want him fucking females or something? Or like a female Yoshi?
Fucking either will be fine, anything but 2 fags fucking. Plus Yoshies are a species, I would expect to have a somewhat equal share of both genders instead of extremely disproportionately gay.

You should support what you enjoy. Also I have no idea why you want straight OR gay Yoshi porn he's a fucking cartoon dinosaur

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haha

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haha

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>balls on face
unf

>mods delete spam in gay yoshi porn discussion thread on Yea Forums
>thread itself and gay porn still up

oh the tragedy, mods confirmed for being homosexual furniggers yet again

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The porn i posted before was deleted and i was banned to be fair to mods and jannies
also haha

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WE NEED SNACKS BACK

>ban evading
mods...

Who is the blue edgelord yoshi?

Boshi from Super Mario RPG

Make sure you don't announce your report too haha

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ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Reported.

>yellow
why

i want to marry a yoshi and also have him eat me

yoshi penis

bump

You know where you can find it.
You know, that place where you can find apple introducing the new mac for raccoons.

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dump moar please please i'm drunk and horny i'd suck your dixk so hard

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this
youtube.com/watch?v=mQ8DoFXRV3s

>this many post deletions
>not just deleting this obvious ask for Yoshi porn
why?

furry mods keeping this thread on life support

Snacks is still here la
He's just a shitposter on /jp/ now like moot

>tfw missed all the gay porn

I always have the worst timing.

it's still on fireden you newfag, the same as all deleted content

>her
Absolutely retarded

I fucking loved yoshi as a kid

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QUICK

CLAIM YOUR YOSHI COLOR BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES

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What were the deleted posts?

Might as well just look it up on e621 at that point.

It's about catching it live.

i want more yoshi porn guys pls

i'd be happy marrying literally any color that wanted to marry me, but if i had to pick i'd choose purple

Why are Yoshi feet so lewd? Godzilla is naked but isn't lewd.

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That’s fresh user

gay porn

You DID get her right?

please post more like this picture.

Are you, by chance, gay?

I'm masturbating to this right now

Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed to randomly see my Yoshi picture I commissioned posted on Yea Forums! >/////< I'm almost scared to link to the Twitter to source it though, just because of how this site is, but I'm just.. really, really flattered right now. Wow!

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Pink

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user please

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Do it

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this site isn't special mongoloid. would you sóy that much if some faggot used it for erp on discord too?

Yellow

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based and scientifically accurate

please draw/commission loving yoshi/user vore
or at least hugging

are you implying you can't wack it to the thought of godzilla's scaly soles covered in seed?

casual

reported

yike

Gotta go with green.

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Someone already did it back then so I think people can just look it up in the archive if they really want to

video games

I just realized Yoshi is cute

I have a folder just for Yoshi, what do you think

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Just now?

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haha

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I don't go on Yea Forums enough to know this, sorry~
If you have the pictures you should probably already know the source? x3
It's just cool that somebody liked my picture enough to use it to start a thread, and then see it randomly when I don't come here often! To me, that is special~ X//3
If I had money I would get my yellow Yoshi hugging another cute Yoshi commissioned for you~ Keep your eyes peeled for a yellow Yoshi in sunglasses giving out hugs soon though!

post more yoshi feets

mods are furgins.

Why are people so obsessed with Yoshi's feet?

I you could make a game out of "does this artist also draw porn in this style?"

Because he shoe cucks us

Actually, that artist does not draw porn.

So you'd lose on round one.

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Meant for

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Koki definitely draws porn.

I WISH this artist drew porn.

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>koki
>does not draw porn
boy, you wrong

Like 3 images out of 500, and none of them of Yoshi

Cuz he us cute without shoes

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>none of them Yoshi
You didn't look very hard. Their porn is a little hard to come by, but even e621 has a few explicit Yoshi pics by them.

you should be its very funny user good job

Black

>mained yoshi in mk64 because he was the best racer
should i be worried

Anyone got any yoshi with hair, like my dude in thousand year door?

He must hide them then.

Oh well, I'm not complaining

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Yeah haha only weirdos think Godzilla is cute haha definitely not me

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Is it true that everyone who used Yoshi and Mario Kart, Mario Party or Smash Bros turned out the be gay?
I've heard the same thing about Koopa Troopa in Mario Kart.

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yes you'll wake up tomorrow wanting to lick yoshi feet

I did.

But these days Im more into Bowser.

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Me and my boyfriend both mained Boo as kids wherever we could.

>tfw that doujin turned out to be an April Fools joke

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My little brother loves yoshi but I've checked his browsing history and he's definitely not gay.

Always used Yoshi and Koopa Troopa as a kid, Dry Bones and Boo when possible as well.
Turned into a gay furfag when i was 13 still am too.

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cyan

I mained dry bones in Mario Kart DS. I snaked the fuck out the courses. I'm also a degenerate.

I used to use Toad as a kid. Now just use Roy

nowadays kids as young as 8 know what incognito mode is user

post the uncensored

As a kid I don't think I really cared a ton who I used. I guess I did gravitate towards Yoshi though.

Based

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But they're not smart enough to use it on a phone

My brother used Yoshi as a kid and didn't turn out gay.

Worse, he turned into someone who exclusively plays Shy Guy

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I never mained Yoshi. I blame these threads specifically for turning me down this path.

What board is this post from?

Captain Falcon for Smash, Toad for Mario Kart, whoever for Mario Party.

And faggot.

I used to main Yoshi but as of MK8 I main Lemmy and Larry Koopa

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Whoops

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Dark blue. Bluefags always jump to cyan, too few people appreciate dark blue.

I used a different character in every Mario Kart because the ones I liked never stayed in the game. ROB was my favourite in DS, now I use Koopa Troopa.
Smash Bros was always Samus.
Never played much Mario Party

And I am gay but a virgin.

>yfw you realize that Mario punches Yoshi on the back of the head to get his tongue to stick out

me

ahhh please god i just need this

Seems common that "naked except for shoes" characters attract footfags. You see it with most Sonic characters for that reason.

We all fucking know that you were spamming porn on purpose to get the thread deleted.

Go do something else.

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Me.
I like playing as Yoshi in Mario Kart and Smash Bros.
I'm also gay as fuck.
But I don't want to fuck him.

Sonic WILL take off his shoes in the movie

why the hell wouldn't they know? kids know their phones in and out, it's their fucking life at this point

post barefoot yoshi

Creep.

>artist draws black Yoshi eating a melon

/vp/ from the pinned thread for Detective Pikachu movie the day it came out.

He cute

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I don't really have any barefoot Yoshi images that are safe to post.

Actually, pretty much any fanart of Yoshi with no shoes looks 10x lewder than usual for some reason.

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That explains everything.

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then post the suggestive ones that aren't flat out lewd

posting best yoshi

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I already did, look at the gifs

>me posting on mobile with mobile filenames
>porn pics have e6 filenames
holy fucking retard, lurk moar faggot

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Yoshi is a sex pest, and the main enemy of those who do not conform to his ideas are his enemies. In this article, we will review some examples of the numerous examples of the sexual harassment and assault that Yoshi has subjected a group of players to.

1. A game that would never be released if Yoshi didn't exist

When I was ten years old, I was living in Japan and watching my childhood on-line. It had something to do with fighting games and Mortal Kombat, I guess... Anyway, it had a few videos about how a girl named Miki would kick your ass and how her sister would do it too while your entire house was on fire. The videos were about how this happened over and over. It wasn't much. It was only a couple hundred thousand yen a month for a family of four. Then one day you found out that there were many different variations of the videos, so Miki kicked you in every single one, in case you didn't recognize them because they took place in different locations, and then your family had no choice but to relocate to live with someone else and had to deal with a lot of weird issues. It was not a good experience.

That game was my favorite, and it was a great experience since it was a real game and it had fun battles to play. I also liked how the fights were animated

Yoshi was always my favorite character and played as him a fair bit, but I would always switched up characters in games. Still do to this day,
Also not gay. Ironically though my younger normalfag brother DID turn out gay, and he hardly played any video games growing up

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youtube.com/watch?v=q5-cZIpldFk

Do it yourself

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If I was a retard that might've fooled me.

but user

Please be ironic.

Is it weird having a gay brother?

I just don't like playing the "Guess what images the user doesn't already have" game.
Just go to e621 or paheal.

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tip top lel retard

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I want to FUCK female yoshi

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I'm on a ship hotspotting on shitty wifi
currently I have 0 images
can't really go wrong lol

All they have to do is forget to use it once really.

Because you ONLY have a phone, right? You don't have a computer at all? Okay.

You know what, I don't even care. You've spent 2 hours in a thread that you don't even like. Quit wasting your life.

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stay mad seething tranny

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Based Yea Forumsquatch

me too but only her butt

Actually it was me you tards
and i'm an actual furfag too btw

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link to uncensored?

just you and the other similarly degenerate mates.

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E 621 search yoshi female order:score

Cute

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>this entire post

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Not really, since despite living together for the majority of our lives, we weren't that super close. (completely different interest)
However, he was never "flamboyant" until he "came out" which ironically happened after he attended a film camp (he's into film editing) during a summer in fucking California of all places. So I still question whether he was being legit about his sexuality.
And while thankfully he isn't full blown "gay pride", this is where I grew to start believing the hatred towards the California "boogieman" and began to despise the state.
It truly is weird how things turn out sometimes.

It's probably weirder to have a brother like this

I'm surprised people liked this pic as much as they did considering how little time I spent on it

Is it weird when he brings guys home and you know he's taking their cock up his ass in the next room?

>I

Uh huh.
Then again there was an user who drew images like this for Yea Forums.

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Why not go back and put the time in on what you already know is a winner? Also maybe perhaps possibly consider thinking maybe do some legs up sitting back presenting please please please please please please

Being a gay man all I can summarize it up to is that he felt like he could finally be true to himself and the family after hiding it for so long. I can't relate though because after coming out I didn't feel the need nor want to go flamboyant.

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i main dry bones in MK8D and mained him in DS, to keep it short yes i did blow my bf yesterday

Also me, don't know why the character was ever "sexualized" as he never gave off any of those "furry" vibes like those old Disney cartoons used too.
Then again, I don't know why Pokemon get sexualized either. At least the trainers make sense
Maybe it's due to me being an animal lover, that doesn't want to fuck animals.
If only there existed more platonic love in the world. And less fucking furries

I want Riz to sit on me.

I want to suck his toes

Yoshi's not an animal.
Neither are Pokemon.

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What's it like having a boyfriend? I can't even imagine how good it feels to know someone will be at home at the end of the day.
I'm going to therapy to help me socialise, but I just wish I could have that right now.

BASED mods pissing off normies

I mained Koopa Troopa/Dry Bones and turned into something worse than the regular furfag
a kemoshota/cub fag

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>everyone that's not a furry is a
>>>normie
unironically kill yourself redditor, have sex

YIGGERS, AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM

Whoa...that's like... So bad dude.... That's WAY worse.....

Kemoshota is the only good furshit.

No because he's only had 1 guy who actually gives off no "sexual desire" vibes at all, but then again, that's how my brother is as well. They're just flamboyant, but that just makes it hard to "believe" that it isn't all just a front. Though despite acting it, they don't take on the appearance of looking gay, so if someone saw them together, it could be seen as "two friends hanging out" unless they were holding hands or something. (which I've never seen)
There's a very good chance if they do actually DO anything, they'd be too uncomfortable doing it in our home and would actually drive off somewhere.
It's odd, because while our family is mildly religious, it's never been the "gays go to hell" kind. Or any other form of what could be considered "homophobic". So I don't understand why he felt the "need to hide" it for so long.
But then again, I'm not him.