Meanwhile, in the R/v/

anyone seen my Nintendo Switch?
really wanna play some Skyrim now

Fuck it's fucking warm. I should have stayed at home.

FUCK THERE'S A HORNET IN HERE OH GOD HELP FUCK HELP

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Don't kill the spider bros, please. They are friends and we kill any pesky bug that gets in

alright who used up all the FUCKING TOILET PAPER

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LOOK OUT SOMEONE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD

You're right, spiders are our friends. I can't make any promises if they get on our bed, but I'll leave them be otherwise

g-getting kinda crowded in here h-haha

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WHO THE FUCK LET THE NIGGER IN HERE

Tried jacking off and an old man took a picture of my penis again

i shouldn't have had the extra spicy butter chicken i think the blackwater tank is clogged

What's that smell?

Gas station attendant told me about a shortcut through the hills, I think we should use it, it will save us a few hours.

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We'd better sort out sleeping arrangements. Can I sleep on the same bed with you?

stop getting close to me you tranny or monster or whatever you want to call yourself now.

I'm cold.

PICK EM UP

Why there are no girls on this trip ?

dad, can we scalp an indian? Josh at school got to scalp an indian, AND he diddled a squaw.

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>someone found the coffee can i've been shitting in

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Sorry bro, but Jeremy shitted on the minisofa yet again so I had to sleep along while the janny cleaned it.

they all chose the GTFO option

I brought my girlfriend (male).

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>Can I sleep on the same bed with you?
we're gonna have no choice if this rv gets anymore crowded user h-haha
*gets even closer*

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Girls are weak dude. If you're really pent or something I'll give you a quick blow.
No homo though, obviously

I just saw two people go in the bathroom at the same time, wtf?

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Lads I just found this cat outside, can we keep him? Please?

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A-are you sure? I think my uncle dissapeared on the way to those hills

What's it like going camping in an RV?

I was too poor to grow up in a family that went RVing.

bro give me the source or you're sleeping on the floor tonight

I live in one and it's fun and comfortable yes. It's more suited for 1-2 people imo though. Any more and it starts getting too crowded. Also if you live in an RV Park you're neighbors will force you to get to know them.

WHO THE FUCK DIDN'T FILL THE WATER TANK

Thanks bro. Y'all going to Wichita by any chance?

shitter's full
*cracks open another 40oz*
>SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP

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STOP GRABBING MY ASS TRANNY.

LADS
DUDES
BROS
CUNTS
THIS SUGAR TASTES FUCKING NASTY BUT I CAN'T STOP SMOKING IT

YAMEROOOOO!!!

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I brought snax

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what's your opinion of scub?

Let me fuck it.

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SOMEONE DRANK MY INSULIN

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This CRT weighs a ton can we just play Ultimate?

>Reverse image search
>No Results

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oh fuck yeah, i love cuties
scoop me an orb, my main duke

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IM CRASHING THIS RV

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user TOOK MY SEAT
user GET OUT
user

WTF STOP

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*BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPP*

Took you long enough to decide.

With how many surviivvvvsd

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Kirby's pissed and he's gonna kill us all

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Hey guys, I was wonderin if y’all wanted to park near a big grass field at night, pop out our foldable chairs, and just crack open a cold one, starin at the stars. Just take some time to remember the trip, and realize that us Yea Forumsros will forever be Yea Forumsros...

DONT DO I-

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You seem on the level. Dont tell anybody, but I brought some of this too. You can have some if you want, it's in the cooler under my seat.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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based

Throw out your piss bottles when they're full you fucking animals!

Looks like a shop of NeedyNILF twitter profile pic. use Yandex for cropped revrrst search.

*pisses in the sink*
Good morning Yea Forums, toothpaste is on the counter.

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Someone please put on a movie

okay who the fuck broke the router

TOO LATE BOYO WE JUST RAMMED THROUGH A NICE FIELD WE’RE OUT OF CONTROOOOOOLLLLL

That kid over there is making faces at me!

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they wouldnt degrade themselves to living in an rv even though theyd live in a studio apartment that literally has the same area space

WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL

Is Equestria Girls okay?

NO MERCY MOTHERFUCKER

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bless you

Alright, I've got shaving Ryan's privates and a bunch of other GBA cartoon carts.

WHO KEEPS ON PLAYING THE DAYTONA THEME

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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AYO user GOT DAT 4TH FLAVOR AN SAID WE ALL GET A SCOOP

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>BLACKED

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tfw when u sit down on shitter and u feel someone else's potato bomb climbing itself up

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They're awesome when you're by yourself, gets claustrophobic with more people.

HOLY FUCK NONONONONO IM ON THE BATHROO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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this whiskey tasted pretty bad but i managed to drink it all

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KIRBY PLEASE! WHAT WOULD SAKURAI THINK OF THIS

YOU FUCKING NIGGER ILL END YOU

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That's enough fucking screaming, this shit van doesn't go past 50 km per hr, so get the fuck off the driver's seat already

Isn't like 105 degrees in here?

HEY EVERYONE LETS SING A SONG

29 bottles of piss on the floor
29 bottles of piss
we pick one up and chuck it out
28 bottles of piss on the floor

PISS IN MY MOUUUUUUUUUTH

Here, man. Have some cigarettes. Multiple

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Hey dude you should eat this flaming kebab i just found!

bros we've been on the road to no where for so long I dont think we're gonna get to e3 anytime soon

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E3? BUT SNOYBOY TOLD ME WE'RE GOING TO THE DILDO FACTORY!

these threads are pure cringe
have sex

*rapes the driver* oops :)

JUST A REMINDER FELLAS, I DONT LIKE THIS TRIP ONE BIT, AS A MATTER OF FACT IM MERELY USING IT FOR PROMOTIONAL REASONS! CRUSIN THE STATES, MEETING ALL MY ADORING FANS, BUT, HAAAAAAHHHHAAHAHA NOT IIKE BANJIES WOULD KNOW!

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Why am I here with all these grown men? I'm just a little girl.

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WHOA WHOA WHOA STOP THE FUCKING BUS

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Hey guys, I invited some friends from /fit/ and Yea Forums, is that cool?

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HE AIN'T MY BOY

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WHO THE FUCK KEEPS TAPING WOJACK PICTURES TO THE WALL

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>t. gets motion sick during long trips

Expectation:
youtube.com/watch?v=A9z78d7tp_A

Reality:
youtube.com/watch?v=nEdIuoCus3Q

You Anons don't mind sleeping on the floor right? Okay.....*yawn* good. ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

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Anyone wanna play some smash? I only have joycons though

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Nah, we're going to the 360p scree- i mean, 720p screen factory to see the new models of the Switch. HYPED!

I WAS LYING TO GET YOU OUT OF THE ROOM! we just... miss you bro.. and we wanna like connect with you all again and play video games...

WITH NO SURVIVORS

Oh great, who the fuck let hobos enter the VC?

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Dont worry I'll keep you safe

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...

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Oh boy here comes the gay orgies on the road, at least crack open a fucking window.

GO FULL SPEED RUN THE FUCKER OVER

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we're dropping you off at the next bus stop

He's asleep
I should draw penises in his face!

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based
who wants to go watch some old flashes in the back

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*siren*
PULL OVER THE RV!

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Before any girls get in the R/v/. Let me just tell you something. Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

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...I can buy and sell you jewniverse

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NO PLEASE LET ME STAY! I SWEAR I LOVE VIDEO GAMES! SAVE ME

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Hey guys, I'm a hitchhiker, let me in

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oh nvm the cops will take you home

Unironically, join Islam.

>teleports behind you
not so fact blockboy

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user,i...
I...
Dont make me these, you're going to make me cry.
What happend to us?

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Unironically, kill yourself.

Stop baiting for (You)s by telling people to have sex and go have sex you fucking loser

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wanna be my first

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>t.spider

You seem tired, man. Let me drive for the remaining of the night. We are gonna be at E3 just in time

BOY AM I GLAD YOU SHOWED, I WAS STARVING!

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OH SHIT.
WE'RE OUT OF CONDOMS.

CAN WE KEEP HIM? CAN WE?

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Oh shit it's the cops hit the gas you fags.
>shitty RV goes to its maximum 60 mph speed
Yeah we're boned.

Nooooo :(

I only go in raw BAY BE

Yea Forums here
I am crashing this r/v/ with NO SURVIVORS

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>jpg

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Dont worry kid I got this. BACK AWAY FROM THE LOLI FUCKO

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I did it ironically. Does that count?

Be clean you retarded faggots. We all share this goddamn thing.

STOP PISSING IN THE HELI/CO/PTER YOU FAGGOT

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i brought some music

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This isnt Yeezus

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>gets sponsored by Jesus
HE JUST CANT STOP WINING

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Who brought the Yea Forums and the Yea Forumsfags??? AND WHY IS THE BACK SEAT ON FUCKING FIREEEEEE!?

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I wouldn't worry about it

SIR DROP THE WEAPON!

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Go ahead pull the trigger.

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Are you a cop?
You have to tell me if you're a cop.

This radio doesn't even have volume knob, let alone a CD player you dope. We get by by singing songs to each other.

LAST WARNING
DROP THE GUN!

Yeah, but I am fucking tired of the autistic kid singing animu shit openings every 15 minutes

Hey whoever is streaming furry hentai on the hotspot, fucking stop. You're using up all the data.

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if 3 you can fuck off buddy

How long till we´re at the E3 guys? And why does the Karaoke machine have like one song?

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*BANG*

what this old thing?
hoooo boy are the guys down at the station gonna laugh about this one

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Make me

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you cant do this im a sovereign citizen. i demand you check my 5

You fat boys all need a long shower. WITH SOAP.

cool with me bro

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Thanks for letting a brazilian in, guys.

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I SAY PULL THE TRIGGER NOW!!

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Sorry, we are Switch owners who play smash, we don't shower.

Uhhh i wouldn't go to the back. Im hearing gay sex

>accidentally contaminated the fresh water tank
haha whoops

Alright guys the cuddle puddle is at 9:30 sharp

There's no need to be such a prude. Why not come and join us?

*Muffled Bakamitai noises*

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If 7 the RV vanishes.

WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL

Better question
WHY THE FUCK IS /TRASH/FAG DRIVING A BOMB CAR AND ITS COMING RIGHT TO US

There are no curtains here, you don't need to pretend you can see them too.
Or smell them, god I can't even roll down the window to barf because the lever is fucking broken

Hey guys, I found some brownies in the minifridge. The note says they're from /k/. I already ate half but the rest are up for grabs, better get 'em quick.

>playan ATS and imagining I'm the designated driver for the RV
im very lonely

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It smells like sweaty ballsack and asshole i like it

Anyone want to pet my turtle?

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Lmao, It's all spiny and shit, no way. I'll put my dick in it's mouth inste

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IF THIS IS A 2 EVERYONE ON THE RV DIES!

user...
THAT WAS /K/ ASBESTOS

if I get a 2 this user gets put in the nincel "stinky" corner

OH SHIT BOYS THERE'S S WALMART TRUCK IN FRONT OF THE VAN
TACLE THAT MOTHERFUCKER, JOE

And my octopus?

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I'm gonna play some tunes for the ride, hope no one minds.
youtube.com/watch?v=t9DPk4IsTK8

Has an kinda salty taste to it, I wonder what it is?

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bro don't eat those! it'll make mustard gas

Got drinks from the Sunoco anons!

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Still better than drinking four loko.

whatcha listing to?

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ALL YOU FATLUS FAGGOTS SMELL SO FUCKING BAD STOP SHITTING YOURSELVES ALREADY

>rv
heh

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Lmao, look faggots. A fucking crow got in here

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Who invited this faggot on?

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STOP FROGPOSTING IM TRYING TO TORRENT

What are you, a virgin?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GbYWbFHC-B8

It's not like theres running water in that 3'x2' shower anyway.

Can you fucks stop making meth? Last time we tried making drugs section 67 of this endless RV went up in smoke.

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His parents are so proud.

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He kinda just wandered on and was rambling about Skyrim or something

Me on the left

Pretty sure that's a train.

Can you guys stop putting swatikas everywhere again? The trannies are threatening to bleed on us again.

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ANOOON STOP MASTURBATING IN THE BATHROOM I HAVE TO PEE

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Good riddance that was the tranny containment block.

But that old bald dude with moustache keeps threatening us to keep making meth by saying that we're done when he says he's done.

>not stopping by a river and bathing naked with your fellow frolicking virgins

>section 67
How long is this fucking dystopian videogame-themed RV anyway?

Let's just share the toilet bro, here I'll step to the side you go on the side

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>He's a >10 block fag
Try dealing with the refugee crisis here in block 70 and below then.

Is that before or after the 102th round of gay sex of today?

We dont know, Im also hearing rumours from block 1 and the drivers seat that we went off the road some weeks ago, and they cant remember the last they saw vegetation.

Dude, literally just move to a different block. Did you lose your pass card or something?

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Guys this one room had a portal flying at me and I went to another room and didn’t move when I leant through the portal

yes
youtube.com/watch?v=-N6sqdrJzVo

Wait a fucking second. That guy outside waving at us, can it be... No fucking WAY!

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Someone attached a dead nigger to the front bumper, maybe we should remove it before going into the next town?

[TRANNY INFLUENCE DETECTED IN BLOCK 50, BY MODERATOR ORDER EVACUATE BLOCKS 40 - 60]

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He’s in the rv though

Dude, where the fuck are you, like, what the fuck. We've been stuck in the fucking Hills for the past 6 hours

>He doesnt know about the Todds

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Isn't this way too impractical?

All we can see in block 80 is darkness with the occasional Todd, what fucking hills user?

You don't exist in China.

LOCK THE WINDOWS AND FLOOR IT
QUICK BEFORE HE CATCHES UP WITH US

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>a skeleton doesn't exist in china
wat

It'll take a week for the provisional militia to get there ever since the Jannie coup, by then the trannies will have taken 15 blocks in both directions.

DON'T LET HIM IN

I'LL RUN TO BLOCK 1 TO WARN THE DRIVER! WISH ME LUCK GUYS!

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SOMEONE IS SMOKING MARIJUANA IN THE TOILET

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Which one of you fuckers brought these on board?

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DUDE

user I'M SEEING FIRE FROM THE BLOCKS PAST 90, ARE YOU OK?

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Let me guess, and you want for him to blow that smoke up your ass.
There's a line for that.

Chinese vidya doesn't allow/censors skeletons in their vidya, last time I checked.

WEED

who drank all my fucking steel rserve

TODD IS RAPING THE DRIVER
FUCK

What's wrong with bugs user?

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Bless his heart
You're fucked but Gods speed

HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET IN?!
I TOLD YOU TO LOCK THE WINDOWS

Oh yeah those are mine. You can borrow one if you want.

How come the RV doesn't veer off then?

ALRIGHT FAGGOTS, EVERYBODY BUY NOW 3 COPIES OF SKYRIM OR I SHOOT THE ONLY FEMALE (MALE) HERE

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Borrow one for what purpose?

OH SHIT TODD IS RAPING TODD
WHAT THE FUCK??

>implying we aren't currently driving off the side of a cliff

rip skeleton king

Guys the guy who blocks the doors unless you answer the riddles is back again.

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Not the only one~ Let's get em boys, Todd's bussy is ripe for the taking!

Todd, this isnt the path you want to take.

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THERE'S ANOTHER ONE! WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM?

WHO THE FUCK UNINSTALLED SKYRIM ON THEIR COMPUTER?

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Anybody got lube? Cuz the shower is broke, so he will not rim me. This guy desperately fucks me.

The Todds are attacking again! I CANT GET A SIGNAL ON THE RADIO, BARRICADE YOUR BLOCK, DONT LET ANYONE IN!

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>as you can see, a pack of Todd's attacked the group of virgins videogamers after they have been deceived into buying a useless thing, nature is truly fascinating

THERE ARE CURRENTLY FOUR TODDS IN THE FUCKING BUS

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that's a female(male(actually no its a girl, just looks like a dude))

No, more...Much fucking more user, I've already gunned down 2 and I've heard and seen about 10...

Kill him! I can't stand the smell of marijuana! HE'S MAKING ME A RETARD

THERE ARE SPIDERS EVERYWHERE

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only four?

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>I CANT GET A SIGNAL ON THE RADIO
We have taken control of all lines of communication.

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WE WARNED YOU NOT TO LET HIM IN

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yeah we are pretty sweaty as hell. Oh good, no lube need.

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DIE

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Don't open it, bros

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AHH, SPIDEEEEEEEEER!

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Damn you, Amy!

pretty please. We have our own room in back.

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oh god the trannies are eating todd
who do we shoot??

HELP ME ANONS! I AM STUCK UNDER THE DESK!

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I'm just glad I'm able to share such a riveting experience with so many people that share the same common interest as me. And no matter what our personal preferences may be, I look forward to discussing this wonderful medium with other levelheaded, intelligent individuals such as yourselves!

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Repent, for today is the day in which our lord Todd shall replace the sacred image of Christ in all churches of the world and will be fruitful as we once were. God has replaced us.

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I'm putting together a team to end the Todd invasion. Are you with me? I've lost too many to them... their screams still haunt me...

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I'm disappointed user it seems you only have 4 versions of Skyrim, why didn't you purchase the others?

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Don't worry about ammo, they'll shoot themselves

Bullets don’t work user

pretend i posted the next part and said something something shut up

hell no

IM SORRY, I CANT HELP I I'm sorry user, I and the Todds have made friends. Come to block 60 we are holding a plebiscite.

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Hey, I'm off to the gas station.
Anyone needs anything?

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JERUSALEM

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SNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFF*
hehe

I-I don't have a Xbox One, Todd. I don't think anyone here, does. Cut us a break, yeah? Who'd buy a game for a platform that they don't own?
Get me some AAAs. The remote's out of batteries

Not even my regirock?

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oh i'll help you user

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Guys... someone replaced the engine with a Todd. Someone replaced the radiator with a Todd. The fucking wheels are Todds. Who is doing this? What the fuck? We have a serial Todd killer on the loose

Ok.
Todd?

The Todd incursion has been beaten, there may be some remaining wanderers, estimated casualties around 300. with us loosing 2 blocks which were dragged by a giga-todd into a cave.

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WE NEED TO BUY THEIR GAMES! IT'S THE ONLY WAY

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that's it
todd raping the driver is one thing, but spiders is where I draw the line
I'm setting the RV on fire

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Come Todd, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the R/v/ and our fellow Anons, and bring Skyrim VR, I have need of it. Come to the R/v/ chamber, I wait for you there, where we last met, countless ages ago.

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Whenever I talk to anons IRL I cringe because almost all of you faggots are legit autists.

This RV sucks. I think it could use a little Upgrade!

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>immigrating
NO

Hey bro, the shitter is clogged. Where are my piss bottles?

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did we ever solve the black toddlia murder? who would be so cruel as to bisect a todd?

Would be be if I wasn't married

Oh no you don't!
Remember the last time you "upgraded it"?!
I couldn't sleep for 3 days!

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Cruise control

Its been a good ride Anons, but im ready to say goodbye one last time. I plan to reach the back of the RV, I know no one has been there but food is running out. I shall return to our homeland a hero.

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Good byes needs a song!
youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0

I don't think you want to go there, user. I just found this guy there.

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I've heard rumors that the very back is the only part of the rv that isn't covered in cum stains, though I highly doubt it

Godspeed user

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He seems nice

You guys mind if we listen to my music?
youtube.com/watch?v=fqIN4kJybm8

SHUT THAT CRAP DOWN!!!!

WHICH OF YOU SWEATY SHITS LET A MOSQUITO IN HERE

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Does anyone know where the fuck we are and where we're going, because we just lost cell service

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I did. Sorry user, the spiderbros need food. We live here too.

Um... bros?

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Can I play with your body-cells instead?

Accelerate.

Time to show them the RV OF PEAAAAAAAAACE!

GAS GAS GAS

SHUUUUUUUUUUUUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU I'M TRYING TO DRIVE

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Uh bros who have the map which turn do we take?

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Now that shit has piped down a bit in here, one of you jackasses needs to bite the bullet if we see more cops. The pigs are feisty tonight and one of you needs to send them running a different way. I assume the one who has bought the least copies of skyrim for all platforms will make up for his lack of a shopping spree with this task?

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Left, I don't wanna see what kind of sexual hangups you fucks have

i call big spoon

ARE WE THERE YET ?

hi guys, has anyone seen my gf? she looks like this

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DO YOU HAVE TO FUCKING YELL!?

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theres a wendys at the next service station

>

Fuck that.
We stop at White Castle.

every fucking time

ARE WE FUCKING THERE YET

I think the rv is only making right turns.

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GO TO FUCKING SLEEP AND WHEN YOU WAKE UP WE WILL BE.

SHUT YOUR FUCKING HOLES, CUNTS!!!
I AM TRYING TO MASTURBATE!!!

I WANNA GO HOME
THIS IS BORING

Well, kiddo, better start walking. Home is about 200 miles the other way now

Alright you guys need to label your dragon dildos because mine keep getting lost and I keep accidentally using others. Also who keeps ordering more with those amazon drones? Fuckers keep nearly breaking the window.

Remember about the good track when you walk.
youtube.com/watch?v=84CPo4bVkMk

AAAAAAAAA

SHIT SHIT SHIT FLOOR IT user ITS CATCHING UP

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Meow

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WHY THE FUCK IS TODD DRIVING

Why am i the only one who has to be in the booster seat!?

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GASOLINE IS FOR META SLAVES FAGGOT. OPEN THE SAILS.

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I CAN'T HOLD IT GUYS THE BATHROOM'S LOCKED AND I GOTTA GO
I'M GONNA SHIT ON THE FLOOR GUYS

Fucking ayys, man. We need to throw something or somebody out to distract them and buy us time.

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE, YOU NIGGER
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

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TOO LATE IT'S DANGLING
GUYS IT'S DANGLING

think we ran her over bout a half mile ago

Throw out.

I just don't hope we crash bros. Looking at this video it won't end well.
youtu.be/JuNOarORALM

FUCK, I JUST STEP IN SHIT. YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING

I'm putting Country Roads on loop.
If you buy my game you can suggest one song.

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Use the window

OH GOD WHO CUT THE BREAKS

Shortcut? Where the fuck are we even going?

He asked the forbidden question. Grab the glock.

You ask too many questions

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IT SMELLS SO FUCKING BAD

WILD CARD BITCHES WOOOO

I preordered and so did my brother. Our song suggestions are Country Roads

THIS TRIP IS FUCKING HELL, WHEN ARE WE THERE YET. IT SMELLS BAD, OPEN THE FUCKING WINDOWS

THERE'S SO MANY DRAGON DILDO ORDERS THAT ANY TIME WE DO DRONES FILL THE FUCKING RV, WE HAVE TO KEEP THEM CLOSED

Country Roads~

SOMEBODY GET A ZIPLOC SO I CAN REMOVE THE SHIT ON THE FLOOR

user THERE'S A BUG OVER HERE HE'S TRYING TO PLAY VIDYA!

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boy am I glad I'm not riding around with those fucking autists in the rv

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TAKE ME HOME
GOD I WANNA LEAVE

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH NOOOOOOOOO GET IT AWAY STOP NO I WANT TO KILL MYSELF SOMEONE SHOOT ME ALREADY! NO E3 2019 I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT

HEY GUYS LISTEN TO THIS
fweeeeeee feeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeee fweeeewooooooo weeeeeeeeeee fweeeeeeee

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To the place, I belong~

CAN I RIDE WITH YOU
LET ME IN

Alright I'm stopping for snacks, what do you guys want?

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RV life is so comfy

Diet coke.

a blowjob

Please just let me masturbate to my lolis in peace bros...

sorry user but I don't talk to "nobodies"

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All of the taquitos from the warming tray.

>scub
i don't use fucking cheap knockoffs

Is Pepsi okay

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Boy, been a fun trip so far, huh? Haha, let's hit those showers!

get me some pork rinds

>reading thread
>notice anons are trying to make it to the back of the RV

oh god someone barricade the block. don't let them make it back here, they can't know that we spend all day playing video games back here.

Fine, get me some crunchies while you're at it,ok?

HUMAN FLESH, IF YOU DON'T MIND.

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do they have these? i dont care if its expired
also get me some jalapeno chips and a red gatorade

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there's a couple black guys pounding on the door, what do they mean by that?

I want a cheeto

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Wtf Todd replaced the RV's engine with Gamebyro.

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I lived in one, well a camper actually, for 2 years. It was comfy as long as you had less than 3 people in it otherwise it felt crowded.
As long as you have power and water hookups and an easy place to dump sewage it’s not too much of a headache either. It does get cold in the winter though so either bundle up or be prepared to spend a lot on propane

Beef jerky.

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKOS ATE THE LAST PACKET OF MINI-PANCAKES

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oh great who let the smash player in, it freaking stinks in here

LMAO

Alright, I'm back. Now who is paying me back? I'm not taking good boy points again

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Yeah I got your money right here pal just reach into my pocket

SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!!!
GUYS I THINK I GOT ON THE WRONG VEHICLE!!!
I’M ON THE DESERT BUS!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=SRNyGDRikSw
anyone have exact change only?

Hey guys I hope you don't mind if I work out here.

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Hey, has anyone seen my pet snake? Can't find him anywhere.

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I'll pay you back with copies of Skyrim

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I would 100% consider RV living if I was able to get some kind of work from home/anywhere job.

As it stands, being a low skill wagie, I'm doomed to a far less exciting life.

ARE WE THERE YET. THE RV KEEPS SHAKING AND BUMPING, STOP FUCKING IN HERE YOU HOMOS

Bro, that's a raccoon.

*BUMP*

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*murders you* sorry

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHO PUT THE POT OF BOILING HOT COFFEE ABOVE MY SEAT
OH MY SWEET JESUS

I told you guys we needed to get new shocks on the rv

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Brb guys, wait for me it won't take long

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I think some hick faggot ate him

Did we leave an user at the last gas station? I saw him from the back window as we were leaving while someone was licking my taint.

Has anybody seen my spider?

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user. WE NEED TO COOK.

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>meanwhile

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user became the back of the RV when the driver accidentally backed up.

A-are those gunshots we're hearing???

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just turn up the music bro

IT STARTED WHEN AN ALIEN DEVICE DID WHAT IT DID

>my mobile hot spot has used its 10 gigs of high speed data
Fuck.

You weren't supposed to ask that

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IT'S STUCK ON SERBIA STRONG, I CAN'T EVEN CHANGE IT

We are going to the devroom of infinite video games and consoles

Are these bongs gonna get out of the way soon?

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*whips out dick*
Here ya go

GOD DAMN IT I WANT TO LISTEN TO EUROBEAT
REEEeeEEEEE

hello?

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Has anyone found that half-eaten poptart I set down? I'm hungry and I want to eat the other half.

SOMEONE OPENED A VOIDGATE IN CABIN 89 AGAIN! FUCK! I THOUGHT WE HAD THOSE ENCHANTED WARDS IN PLACE!

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DELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETE
THIS

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this RV has cabins?
you mean I didn't need to sleep in the hallway and constantly get molested?

Wait, you haven't been to the lower sections? It's just a quick flush through the toilet for access, bro

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i'd rather get assfucked

We're on our way to E3

How fucking big is this Rv bros? You can just keep looking down it and it still continues...

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Alright you fuckers, we have been driving for 10 hours.
where is the fucking resting area?

How do you fit 177 people in an rv?! Guys, I'm scared.

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hold up, bros, you forgot me!

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WHO THE FUCK KEEPS PLAYING WEEB MUSIC SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP YOU FUCKING CUNT

Is there room for one weary traveler??

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>he doesn't know.

It's a cara/v/an
A bunch of RVs all traveling together

I'd like to request a transfer to an R/v/ with less assrape, please.

And where are we going?

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>tfw no cousin cunny to go with you on long RV trips exploring the country with Gramps

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user just bought snacks at the gas station. You must've been distracted with the mariachi band we picked up earlier. They are a little loud though, can anyone speak spanish and tell them to be quieter?

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OH FUCK OH JESUS CHRIST WE'RE SWERVING FUCK FUCK FUCK HANG ON!

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Uhh... Ben? Who are these people? Are they your friends? What are you all doing in my RV?

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YA CALLENSE QUE ME DAN DOLOR DE CABEZA
will that suffice

throw the loli out the window, quick!

Has anyone checked outside the window lately? How did we get up here?

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we're aliens
youtube.com/watch?v=4vkR1G_DUVc

Can we stop here? I wanna go outside and stretch my legs.

What are ya drinking, Yea Forums? Drinks on the house tonight

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I don't know what i'm doing lol

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I can't drink anymore, I abused my liver so badly in my 20's that now even sipping a beer makes me sick all night.

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There's no house this is an RV retard.

the wifi is down and i cant browse r/the_donald!

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what a shame

GUYS HELP THE GUY IN THE BEDROOM KEEPS CUMMING INTO THE SHEETS

have some water then friend
yeah whatever you fag boi here's your piss in a cup

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A bunch of people crammed into an RV with me?

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP*

LOOK OUT!

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Come right in sir.

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haha real funny we're fine nothing is going to hit us rela-

STOP!

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>Why yes, it was me who just farted

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Fuck this gif.

oh shit we lost an RV
press F to pay respects

Anyone wants to watch a movie?

I got Atlantis The Lost Empire and The Road to El Dorado

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Guys, I just found this under my seat!

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youtu.be/nP6SKDppwes?t=30s

Atlantis SUCKS

EL DORADO OR BUST

Cheeto Puffs and a Code Red

Atlantis is unironic kino. Sign me up.

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Oh yeah, that helps, thank you.

We accidentally drove over a mosquito mange anomaly.

TAKE THAT BACK, NIGGER

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>only on vhs

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That's even worse than no money.

guys im smelling rotting meat and copper inside so im gonna open the door and le

Alright boys, place your bets on where this RV is headed.
My money's on Pic Related.

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If you had treasure planet we'd be set.

>the armadillo
>the horse
>the queers
>no chel

Why?

>best thread on Yea Forums right now is a glorified road trip adventure
incredible.
youtu.be/A9z78d7tp_A

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What the fuck is this? Mad Max?

Fuck off and get out of this RV, Randy.
We're just about to the hotel.

do it

>RV hell leads to another hell
I WANT OFF THIS CRAZY RIDE Yea Forums

I'd rather drink from the fucking toilet. If it had water in it I mean.

DO YOU THINK IM FUCKING PLAYING?
I WANT TO SEE FALLOUT 76 RECIEPTS

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W-what will happen to the r/v/ once the thread dies guys?

I'm sure you can be the new living toilet for all the anons here, they'd appreciate it

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Better strap in, user. The fun has only begun

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We either make it E3 or we all die to Todd

Correct, we're only staying at the Inn for tonight before we head back on the road again for E3.