It's gonna suck.
It's gonna suck
name a single bad From Software game
all of them
What can we expect from elden's tax policy?
ninja blade, dark souls 2 and 3 but you're probably not old enough to even remember PS3 games
dark souls 2, 3 were mediocre they weren't bad
dark souls 2 would be bad now since there's no multiplayer but when it came out 2 had the best multiplayer
>dark souls 2 & 3 are bad games
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Pretty much everything before Souls that wasn't Armored Core.
cope
Is this the Celtic inspired game ?
Armored core mech games are fucking gay and exclusively for autist
What is celtic inspired anyway? Like stonehenge, Braveheart, crosses and bagpipes?
>kings field BAD
>shit adaptation Souls GOOD
Ds2 was a mess with some redeeming qualities
Ds3 is honestly up there with Ds1 and BB
Considering who's writing it, it's gonna be Celtic paganism combined with fat pink masts.
Sounds pretty good desu
Hope it's more Dark Souls and less Sekiro. i.e. bring back different builds, multiplayer, etc
The multiplayer is still alive for 2 on PC.
you're gonna suck
my dick. lol
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like ur mom
It won't because GRR Martin is just there for start pull, to get normies to play a souls like. They don't even need him. Look at their lore from souls games. It's already interesting and unique. He's just there to get media attention.
They'll reign in Martin's autism enough that it won't be a long convoluted political intrigue. They'll tell him it has to be far more concise than his usual drivel.
>We want the god of war audience
>difficulty setting confirmed
What the fuck is Miyazaki doing?
i don't get why everyone is mentioning martin's prose style. they aren't going to have a consultant literally writing item descriptions and dialogue.
>EA shows off their discount Sekiro game Jedi: Fallen Order
>From comes around the next day to show them how combat mechanics are supposed to be done
THE MORE SHE DRANK
Cashing in. He's an e-celeb now with a following of fucking retards who will gobble up anything he shits out (see also: Kojima, Todd Howard, Gabe Newell, etc)
>He's an e-celeb
This word has lost all meaning
Compared to 90% of AAA garbage Dark Souls 2 and 3 were not mediocre, they were good.
And here's one of the fucking retards.
>Celtic paganism
What even is that? Nature worship? The Wicker Man?
I wasn't the biggest Sekiro fan and I'm glad he's doing something else but atleast that game showed he still had integrity. I doubt it will change for whatever this is (probably a game comparable to Souls).
>but atleast that game showed he still had integrity.
How? It was a Souls rehash with LESS features than a typical Souls game.
sekiro
HAHAHA IMAGINE THAT FAGGOT VAATI WITH HIS FUCKING "INSIDE LEAKER" HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT FUCKING CONTENT STEALING DUMBASS.
Lol I'm praying it's not Norse and it's that Arthurian legends leak the other day. Fuck vaati
FAT
PINK
MAST
A passionate and singular vision executed without compromise despite being published by Activision.
>oh no Dark Souls TWO
>oh no a Snoy exclusive
>oh no Dark Souls THREE
>oh no they're working with Activision
>oh no they're working with GoT guy
Relax, you could team them up with Miyamoto at his worst and I still don't think they would sell out.
>What even is that? Nature worship? The Wicker Man?
Fucked if I know, but I'd imagine it's something along the lines of Cú Chulainn and pixies and cannibalism and shit.
I hope the story has swearing and fucked up shit and people like got. Would really fit in a fromsoft world but miazaki likes to imply instead of show like Martin does.
>without compromise
Except it has no multiplayer, weapons, or armor.
*Ahem*
FUCK AFRICAN MYTHOS
FUCK ANCIENT EGYPT
FUCK THE AZTEC
FUCK SCIENCE FICTION
And most importantly. . .
FUCK NORSE SHIT, AND FUCK THE VIKINGS
We're going home baby, it's time for some Arthurian ludo
>Wicker Man
Holy fuck if the game is wicker man-esque I'm going to have blue balls until it releases.
IMMORTALITY BAD
bros I'm literally shaking right now
Because that's how it was designed. Compromise would have been bending and changing shit like adding multiplayer, weapons and whatnot just because people were screaming for it. Same with the difficulty.
again I didn't like Sekiro that much, it's probably my least favorite of their games. But I still understood that game was made exactly how they wanted it to be. Retard AI notwithstanding.
>It's supposed to be shit
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>CHROMEHOUNDS BAD
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>Elden Ring
Wait, refresh my mind.
Was that the exact same title that fags had been leaking for weeks?, or was it Rune something?
>FromSoftware started existed when Demon Souls came out
Whew lad. You should check out their prior games. Your world would fall apart.
Great Rune
no
I think more like dulahan, nuckaleve and other ancient Celtic folklore stuff
>We're going home baby, it's time for some Arthurian ludo
Come to think about it, didn't Miyazaki say that dark souls was based on his interpretation of western mythology from a mangled Japanese language interpretation or something?
E3 didn't start yet, right?
Is this just some leak then?
That's what I meant by integrity, they did it how they wanted to. Even if it wasn't that great you can sure as fuck see that it wasn't made for mass appeal.
That's why the idea of "Oh Miyazaki and From are selling out and just doing it for the money" is silly. Even when they made a PSVR game it turned out to be weirdo shit.
Fromsoft should do a remake of Rune.
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Hidetaka Miyazaki
>"Oh, my! I imagined it might be so. Then thou'rt a dragon, or perhaps a crow? Well, whatever thou be-est, thou'rt wondrous strange, yet strangely familiar, visitor."
>"A corpse... should be left well alone. Oh, I know very well. How the secrets beckon so sweetly. Only an honest death will cure you now. Liberate you, from your wild curiosity."
>"I am no king. I am more fit to be a jester... I was unaware of my own blindness. We are feeble vessels, with feebler souls"
>"You have a heart of gold. Don't let them take it from you"
>"If thou seekest I, thine desires shall be requited not. Thou must returneth whence thou came. This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind, but thou dost not belong."
>"I would speak to my brother of this, one day. Of the shining new hope that joined our dear company ...I speak of thee, of course."
George R. R. Martin
>"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water."
>"And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast."
>"She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world."
>"He found a line and pulled on it, fighting toward the hatch to get himself below out of the storm, but a gust of wind knocked his feet from under him and a second slammed him into the rail and there he clung. Rain lashed at his face, blinding him. His mouth was full of blood again. The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit."
>"Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night."
Dark Souls 2
Sekiro, DS2, and probably some shitty armoured core games
honestly, i despise every fromshit game
>muh difficulty
Yeah, no thanks. If you want to spend 3 hours on a boss to feel "pride and accomplishment" go right ahead but I'd rather play something fun and memorable instead
>Elden Ring
A waste of grrm. The game is going to be the same shit as dark souls just with a different skin on it. You don't need a talented writer to make such garbage
So Miyazaki is a better writer than grrm I take it?
Based Anglo lover
No fucking way GRR wrote that shit for real
>P-people only disagree with me because their retarded
Such a fragile ego
Don't reply to me, retard
lads
journo
I hope its like the Sekiro trailer last year, full in engine with stuff that is actually gameplay. A CGI trailer with us waiting until like Gamescom or TGS would be super annoying
Fighting along side Vercingetorix to destroy the degenerate Roman empire, of course.
>Elden ring means "the fire ring" in swedish
Bravo hackasaki!
more like "The Fire. Ring", it doesn't work.
Eldens Ring would be The Fire's Ring though.
t. Swedecuck
Really interested in how an actual open world From game will look like. Exploration was always my favorite thing about the old Dark Souls games and Its said that this will be their biggest game yet.
Yes, Gurm is a pulp writer but that stuff is cherrypicked from 5000+ pages of content.
The other 5000 pages are just descriptions of food because he's a fat fuck
fpwp
He did. IIRC, it's all from the latter two novels in the series. The first three have some better prose (generally, anytime anyone has a dream sequence shit's amazing), but GRRM's edge lord qualities came out once he got protection from editors.
>he fell for the difficulty meme
From games are not hard, that's just marketing to hook retards
If you need 3 hours to beat a boss you probably lack the dexterity to tie your own shoelaces
>Elden Ring
Is this a sequel to Eternal Ring?
Arthurian mythos is basically frenchaboo fanfiction
I should imagine a good deal of Souls writing's old English quality was due to the translation studio From regularly uses.
Does Miyazaki speak English?
No
>shitting on based Darkstar
This is how you spot a pleb
The people that do the localization and translation work for their games are great people.
Like when you find out a bunch of the voice actors are stage actors so them reading the
highfalutin dialogue makes perfect sense to our ears. I don't think the Japanese can get that.
Even stuff like Maiden in Black / Doll strange accent adds so much.