SoulsBorne

>germany

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Every time I see this thumbnail I think her tail is a leg and she has a massive ballsack

would you sniff her fluffy butt

I kinda wanna touch that floof

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I thought it was a gigantic ballsack at first.

there are two kinds of people in this world

she gonna poot

>tfw you were raised by a giant sun-goddess and a mutant albino dragon

what a weird childhood

Imagine the spankings. No wonder Priscilla's tush looks swollen. Her mom had a hand the size of a barn door.

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>This land is braaap it's inhabitants braaap please braaap

what do you think it'd smell like haha

based

>Priscilla
no thanks. I already have a girl, pic related

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i want her to unbirth me haha

she has no puss puss

>magmaspiderpussy
user...

that's a big butt.

best Soul waifu coming through!

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FOR YOU

I've got a +15 pyro glove, I'm sure we can work something out.

>tfw no fluffy gf

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unbased and bluepilled

this but unironically

I'll leave them alone, but not that ass.

you don't know that

this but vore instead

gwynevere was a good mom you shut your mouth

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You niggas ready for the next souls game?

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Do you want to die, user

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Wouldn't be a bad way to go

>lady, are you fucking delusional? Have you walked around and taken a look at this place recently?

kek yep me too

i mean that'd be hot too

Well in all fairness, they're friendly to her. You are an invader who's threatening the peace and quiet of their home.

Reminder Bloodborne doesn't need a sequal nor a remaster ever because it is THE greatest game of all time.
Reminder that Sekiro should have been as hard as ng+ with hell bell on and no Kuro's charm from the start since it is too easy as soon as you get the gimmick down
Reminder that dark souls 3 could have been better if it werent aimed for nostalgic tripping retards who cant get over their first playthrough of dark souls (just like the star wars fans at this point) and a rushed game for the sake of making ekstra money and keeping face for FROMSOFTWARE towards their shitty fanbase
Reminder dark souls 2 was actually fun
Reminder that Demon souls is the only game qualified for a remake
Reminder to kill yourself

We all die at some point, and if I have to die, I want to die the way that gets me off in pure bliss.

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My wife.

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>yfw time is convoluted in Lordran
>yfw Priscilla was trapped in a slowed time bubble >yfw the Painted World she knew outside rotted away at a rapid pace while she was oblivious, perceiving the passed time as hours or maybe minutes
>yfw she cocks her head at your words, confused
>yfw she sticks her head outside and sees that the PW she knew has devolved into a hellscape, the kind people who once eked out a living there transformed into grotesque monsters long ago
>yfw she collapses to the floor in tears
>yfw nothing you can do will comfort her

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does she have a fleshlight installed down there or what?

I need to feel her asshole opening on my tongue and her hard log of chocolate sliding inside my mouth, RIGHT NOW, GIVE ME HER NUMBER!

don't we all, mate

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yes

>Reminder Bloodborne doesn't need a sequal nor a remaster ever because it is THE greatest game of all time
Fuck you, Bloodborne is not flawless and I'm willing to admit that. It could be even more perfect with extra content and chalice dungeons that are good.

It really needs a second expansion to be the greatest game of all time.

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You only imagine it as something hot because you didn't experience it yourself
If you actually got vored you would scream in panic because of claustrophobia, asphyxiation and you being melted slowly.
It would hurt.

>Bloodborne 2: Kosmic Boogaloo

No masterpiece is flawless, if it were, it wouldn't be a masterpiece.
It had enough for the run it had, second expansion wouldn't do shit for the game because what has been seen, presented and used has already become something of the past, where it stands and what it did was perfect for what it was and is, someone will always disagree and maybe i am speaking through my own passionate feelings but this game did alot to me during a time where it was needed.
You probably didn't play the game right lol, dont EVER reply to me again

Eh, Prissy is like 18ft tall and part dragon, she'll be okay.

I liked the chalice dungeons

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I'd rather die being smothered by her than being slowly eaten and bleed out, but whatever man

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>manlets

I want her to cockvore me!

Why is there a hole in the middle of LDB's arena? Is it a bug I haven't heard of before?

It's a randomized boss arena from one of the FRC dungeons

>my vagina is 30 and ready to settle down

Oh. Can the boss fall in or does it have an invisible wall designed to stop an instant victory?

>it is inhabitants kind
but not literate apparently

invisible wall.
you can definitely fall in, though

Pris has her father's scales, and her mother's curves

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Do not insult my QT spider wife, she's doing her best with a disabled sick sister and useless followers

I see no scales.

I pray to god that it doesn't have online. I want to see the fromsoft youtuber leeches crash and burn when they can't make pvp meme videos and express their asshurt. Not to mention journos hate that too since they can't summon people to beat the game for them.

You should pray to god it doesnt have dialogue like this.

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I hate gays so much

What was Lord Gwyn's tax policy?

tfw no inbred girl to deposit new genes into

yes but did you get the tail

What do you think that stuff around her neck and eyebrows is? Makeup?

Don't let her soft, fluffy ass fool you. Pris' got dragon blood.

But Seath didn't have any scales
[spoilers] ain't even got legs [/spoilers]

I know about the eyebrows, user. You know what part of the body I was talking about.

How's it feel, user?
To be a newfag?

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Leave me alone I'm autistic and still to this day make it plural from time to time

what happened to the picture with priscilla licking worshkas feet? i can't find it anywhere

Where did this stuff about Priscilla being Gwynevere and Seath's child come from? Is there actual lore or is it fetishy fanwank?

ctrl + s

>Seath the Scaleless

I didn't play on asking permission.

I miss when he cranked out art on a weekly basis.

>phonefag
>ctrl+s

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Yeah a man and a woman having consensual sex is literally I can't even

Me too. They added dozens up dozens of hours of replayability for me.

Which Souls waifu has had the hardest life?

So who was her father? Nameless King?

Jesus Christ I've never seen such shit taste

I love this image but, since the first time and even now when I know it's not I think I see a massive bulge at first glance. The internet's ruined me bros..

>Which Souls waifu has had the hardest life?
The branch boss from DeS LMAO

Let's take a moment here to be real, DS3 firekeeper is the objectively best waifu in the series and here's why:

>is blind so can't be repulsed by your Yea Forumsermin appearance
>totally submissive, would do whatever you ordered
>practically begs you to penetrate her inner darkness
>is actually fucking hot
>has no gross deformities or extra body parts hanging off her pristine white body
>voice is soothing
>can help you take over the world
>you can just kill her when you're having a gamer rage moment and she'll just come back

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>touch fluffy tail

>is actually hot
>voice is soothing
yeah, no

She cute

>is blind so can't be repulsed by your Yea Forumsermin appearance
Oh user. If you're ugly a woman can tell from your scent, touching you, your face in general. There is no escape for the bottom of the barrel but staring into the barrel of a gun.

>Is there actual lore or is it fetishy fanwank?
Priscilla's origins are never really explained, so its more of the latter than the former.
Then again, a lot of dark souls lore is never really given to you either.

>get "killed" by hunters
>body washes up in some fishing hamlet
>"enlighten" the locals
>they worship you and collect shells
>somehow find a way of having a baby of your own despite being a Great One
>you might be "dead" but it's not stillborn
>This is amazing! A child of my own! What every great one yearns for but can never have is finally min-
>whats that noise?
>CHRRT CHRRT CHRRT CHRRT CHRRT
>What the actual fu-
>A hunter runs onto your beach spamming saw spear L1
>your baby attacks them
>they kill your baby
>suddenly sprouts a cauliflower head
>leaves
Being Kos is suffering

I can't remember the details but it's not a child in the sense that Gwnyevere and Seath fucked. It's more along the lines of Seath creating a god/dragon hybrid using magic and Gwnyevere's essence or something.

Pretty sure she washed up dead. Japan did have a history of worshiping beached whales as gods since they saw it as the animal sacrificing itself to feed and save the village. Bloodborne is actually the most Japanese influenced Souls game due to the whole game being about mercury poisoning more or less when you look into it.

your fluff is weak

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nobody actually likes Vicar Amelia that way

how new are you to the internet?

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>Tells you obvious lie
>Gleefully smiles when trying to kill you
Gwyn did nothing wrong by imprisoning her.

>the whole game being about mercury poisoning more or less when you look into it
Elaborate please. Mercury poisoning is blood-based but it just makes you weak, dizzy, and sleepy. It does not make you see horrifying cosmological truths, or turn you into a inhuman beast.

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>he doens't know

>phoneposter
nothing but contempt

i know that its gay but i rather gwyndolin than any other gurl in the entire fucking soulsborne saga

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Gwynevere is either too tall to be Priscilla's mother (if Gwyndolin's construct was accurate to scale) or too short (if the statues are right about her height relative to Gwyn and the Silver Knights).

Also, considering her doll is found in the Northern Undead Asylum, she was probably locked away all her life and not really raised at all.

Drink more mercury to learn the truth.

I thought that left buttcheek was just a big ballsack and got excited for a second

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U sure about that.

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I thought the same thing. Supremely disappointed that wasn't an enormous bulge.

She's a big gross looking dog monster and a shit fight to boot.
Nobody likes Vicar Amelia that way other than people trying to be different. Same as Ebrietas.

Quicksilver is another name for mercury and everyone in the game is full of that shit in their blood including your character. Japan has a really bad time with mercury due to all of it getting into the fish they eat. An actual historical even in Japan is a factory/company that washed it's mercury waste into the water caused a village to suffer from many fatal cases of mercury poisoning. Which parallels the healing church and the the city.

>cute shut-in
>shy
>sheltered
>benis
>snakejobs
Patrician taste.

furryfag lol
even gayer than

Seath doesn't have scales. That's why he's Seath the Scaleless.

That's hot

You'd actually rather fuck a ladyboy with daddy issues larping as a knight instead of the DaS3 Firekeeper or the Doll?

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Where are all the Souls musclegirls?

For me it's still the Maiden in Black.

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Sieglinde and Anri are both probably pretty /fit/ since they're both knights.

In the end, what did Sieglinde deserve?

My bastard sword in her sheath, if you catch my drift

PLEASE LEAVE IMMEDIATELY

A functional father.

reddit

*sniff*

What did he mean by this?

lol

Best girl. Can someone edit the naughty out so I can have a wholesome background?

>my vagina is 40, been with 4 husbands,i really like you 24 year old user im ready to settle down
i got to say, she got a GREAT FUCKING ASS, but miss me with this fucking bait

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>she got a GREAT FUCKING ASS
OwO user.... is it my mcnuggies you're craving?

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maybe, but im talking about my hot ass neighbour, you gotta try harder muffet

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I thought you were talking about the topic at hand.
Give a link about what you were thinking then so I can enjoy my night.

Since when did it become cool to hate Quelaag?
youtube.com/watch?v=1VUzHRBc2bQ

>gib link
there's no additional content here, i really got a 40 year old hot ass fucking neighbour that have been through 4 marriages, ate all of her fucking husbands like mantis, and was trying to prey on me, 24 year old dude that live alone in an apartment, got stable job and isnt a drunkard. there's literally no hidden context

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nigger no one cares about your gay fucking story

>we would've been able to spare quelaag
>that comment with other unused and abandoned content
these are the things which should've been in a Dark Souls Remaster.

DS3 Firekeeper has permanently bloodied arms and there's nothing suggesting that there isn't more of her like that

Whatever you do with her she won't have a lot of fun doing unless it involves hastening her death

Hear me out, user
>Fight through Blighttown
>get to Quelaag
>You're a scrub so you're hollow and have 0 humanity
>When you walk into the arena, Quelaag isn't hostile because you've got nothing to steal
>She gives you a choice: fetch 30 humanities and give them to her as payment for passage to the Bell, or fight
>If you fight, nothing changes
>If you give her the manatees, you enter into the Chaos covenant with her as the leader
>She'll translate Fair Lady dialogue for you and give you chaos pyros
>At any point, if you attack Quelaag she becomes hostile and you have to fight her in the boss arena (fog wall blocks the entrance to Demon Ruins and all subsequent bonfires are disabled until she's dead, forcing you to fight her to progress)
>But did you think that you just skipped a bossfight?
>Think again
>If she's not aggrod by the time you get the Lordvessel, her fight becomes non-optional
>Killing Ceaseless Discharge aggros her
>because you don't just kill the f@m and expect nothing to happen
>Quelaag will appear immediately after the Demon Firesage fight
>You'll get no break, she shows up immediately after he's dead
>And she's MUCH harder
>Much more HP, much more damage, and with a far greater range of flame sorceries to throw at you
>Once she's dead, Eingi assumes control of the chaos covenant as normal, and you won't be able to speak with Fair Lady without the Old Witch Ring
What could have been

I've put over 3,000 hours into the Souls series, and I've surprisingly never jacked it to a Souls girl. I've gotten close, though.

>Imagine the spankings

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Same
I've jerked it to Bloodborne's best girl
___Amelia

the best bloodborne girl is False Iosefka

dude she has at least two openings and she spews magma out of the lower one

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guys, I want a new Dark Souls, Sekiro didn't do it for me.

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Would she have an impregnation fetish?

You embody the pointlessness of it all that the Dark Souls series has within its lore. You want more of the same. The same choices, weapons, armors, characters, enemies. And for what? So you can finish it all, get bored, and ask for another one. You want Fromsoft to be trapped in an endless loop of copy/pasting the same game over and over, while having the fucking balls to criticize them for it when YOU were the one begging for more. Well no, they broke free from their contractual Dark Souls obligations and are now able to move forward. I hate faggots like you. Go play the 3 games they gave you, greedy fuck. You want more for what, to then ask for more, until the day you die?

Happy Dark Soul to you, cunt.

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Probably
But you're reminding me of that one art piece with her and maybe a dozen Celestial Emissaries

POST MORE DOGDEER TITS

Furfags attempt to ruin another thread

is that a pasta because it smells like a pasta

>company produces good thing
>purchase good thing with money
>want more good thing, happy to give more money for it
>FOOL THAT YOU ARE, YOU ARE TRAPPED IN ENDLESS CYCLES OF GREED, DAMNING YOUR SOUL TO DISSATISFACTION WITH LIFE ITSELF FOREVERMORE. I WILL HAVE YOU STRICKEN FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH LEST YOU STRAIN ANOTHER MAN'S SENSES WITH THE EFFUSE YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS

Kinkiest souls girl?

wouldn't it be funny if she tied you up and milked all the cum out of your balls?
like imagine her jerking you off over and over until it hurts haha
i think it would be really funny if she fingered your prostate too lol

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Adella is a straight up yandere that wants you to drink her blood and only hers. I think that's about as kinky as souls has ever gotten so far.

>*prfffffttttt*

Long ponytails are the optimal female hairstyle. Prove me wrong.

The ending is retarded, and i wanted more mad science liberals on an unrelenting path for the truth.That was cool, and fucked up.

Only from a great one so unless you choose the childhoods beginning end youd be getting cucked.

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>not choosing childhood's beginning

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>can just copy and paste the same game
>change up the setting here and there
>sometimes don't even need to bother with even that
>each game garners massive amounts of hype
>sell like hotcakes
>media frenzy with every release
>always praised, even the shit ones
>criticism such as "they're too hard" just makes more people buy and play them
>people always hungry for more despite the vast replayability of each game prior
What a terrible fate we as consumers have bestowed upon Fromsoft. They have created an entire genre that only they make good games in and garnered a loyal fanbase that always supports them.
Woe is them! Miyazaki might drown in the money!

Iosefka is so best that the only character I ever play as is one that has all the sliders set just like her ingame model. God bless Zullie the Witch for that video with them all in.

playing Bloodborne as a female MC is slightly arousing because there's the unspoken threat of a Great One deciding to impregnate your character at any time and there'd be nothing you could do about it.

I think being bound to the hunter's dream/moon presence protects you from that

You're right. A male hunter is just posed with the threat of everything wanting to kill them, were as a female hunter is posed with the threat of everything wanting to rape them and then kill them.
Also, if you're a female, Adella goes from being just a yandere to a lesbian yandere, which is patrician.

I can imagine that being pretty awful if you want to make a new kind of experience but people only want you to retread old territory instead of making new things.

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>when playing as a female hunter, the story of BB becomes a bunch of women fighting over who gets to have great one children first
hot

there is more to life than money, fag

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And yet theres never been the impression from fromsoft that they've been forced to make the same game every time. They've chosen to do it so they clearly enjoy and take pride in what they make, regardless of how well they do. Sekiro is there most different game yet and the vast majority of people loved it.
They're literally in game dev nirvana.

Not for a game development company there isn't, fag

beasts are for murder, not sex

big deer

>sits there with her arms crossed and two empty sheaths
that shit pisses me off so much, why couldn't you fuckers at least program it so the weapons are there instead of popping out of nowhere when she's aggro'd
fucking retards

That's kinda a moot point considering that Sekiro has many similarities to the Souls series. If they wanted to do something fresh and different, Sekiro wasn't really a success. I think From is just tired of having to deal with Dark Souls specifically, not with making the same games over and over again.