Last chance to immortalize yourself as a Banjo boomer, or against it. If you wanna be able to say "I was right", you gotta post it here for the record
Last chance to immortalize yourself as a Banjo boomer, or against it. If you wanna be able to say "I was right"...
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where's the option for "I think there's something banjo related but whether it's smash or not I'll be happy"
all smashfags are literally 9 years old
>Banjo
>Boomer
I never once doubted him
>Last chance
>Nintendo Direct isn't till tuesday
Microsoft's is tomorrow, and how that turns out will likely impact people's feelings on Banjo in Smash, assuming he isn't surprise-dropped there (Unlikely, but not 100% impossible).
guh-huh
I don't give a shit
I just want another Banjo game.
Banjo is not Boomer you fucking 90s kid
Going all in on the Bear and Bird hype. I need this win for the sake of my fucking dick.
fpbp
Why does this image feel cursed?
I'll ride and die by the bear and bird
Do you know how many times I heard this intro music in my life?
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A lot.
don't really care because I didn't play his game
shut up zoomer
he's gonna have to wait until smash 6
I always believed in you Banjobros, always had a feeling you guys were a shoo-in for DLC
he's never getting in
BANJO BOOMERS RISE UP
This is so sad and pathetic. Your literal who bear is never getting in,
Long we have waited.
Fucking finally
Master chief is more deserving of an xbox rep and you cannot prove me wrong
>piranha plant above Steve
Oh nonono
He's definitely more boomer than minecraft, that's for sure
Banjo has the prior connection to Nintendo on his side. Chief is much more relevant, however I don't rate his chances.
>Erdrick
Fuck off bandwagoner
banjo and doomguy are in FUCK EDRICK
A reminder to pour one out for the niggas that died in the last 20 years waiting for this to happen.
This is it.
Do or die time, bros.
Good luck bear! Hope you're ready to eat danmaku!
Fuck off Erdrickscum.
>Master Chief
You damn well know that 343 would shoehorn Spartan Locke instead, it's best if halo just fucks off to it's own corner now that 343 went full retard with it.
REIMUBROS WHERE WE AT
STEVEPOSTING WILL BE BTFO FOREVER
SCREENCAP THIS
THIS WILL BE THE PERMANENT END TO STEVE
But he too is Erdrick
We need to know how many people voting here on Yea Forums are actually boomers.
Funny how you think we're going to get 2 western pushed characters
It's FUCKING happening and I can't be more excited. Bears in video games are underrepresented and while they'll never be mainstream like wolfaggots, this is a win.
Halo hasn't been good since 2007, prove me wrong
whats with this cryptic bullshit
>phil detected
did this ever get a conclusion?
>Microsoft would fuck it up by giving him his Halo 4 armor
It's not worth it unless it's his armor from 2.
Mark IV or bust
not yet to my knowledge, I've been on the look out for that user but to no avail.
Banjo's in.
Sonic was my dream character back in Melee. Now he's here and I never touch him because I cannot play him. I don't know how people do that shit with him where he jumps after a spindash and carries you with him into an arial attack. It's just too much for my fingers. Then Bayonetta actually got in, and I can't play her at all either, even though she's one of my favorite video game characters from one of my favorite video games. Maybe if Banjo gets in, as much as I want him, I won't be able to play him anyway.
In your dreams banjoke
I've only played Nuts & Bolts and I had a blast playing it
based
Banjo is for dumb little brothers, not old men.
Never ever Banjofags
what if I used to be a Stevefag but now I know he will not be in Smash?
>rosterfags
WHEN
WILL
YOU
LEARN
you'd be a spineless yellow belly without convinction or true belief just like all stevefags so you actually still are one in essence
>weebshit that got censored and is a spirit
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>Banjo and Kazooie are in you tardos
Going all in that the bear and bird get in this e3. LET'S FUCKING GO!
Merely a setback, a speed-bump in the road.
Just another obstacle to overcome.
>Isabelle is dead silent despite having voice grunts in her games
>Olimar is dead silent despite having voice grunts in his games
Hmmmm but how will they make this work
No problem
I still don't believe either Steve or Banjo. I'm betting it's someone else.
Microsoft owns Banjo.
But, even if we get realistic bear and bird sounds, it doesn't matter.
Fuck the Licht Kreis, niggers, and Steve.
the annoying guh huh faggotry will make it in on taunts
>Taunt One: Guh-Huh!
>Taunt Two: Kazooie pecking Banjo's head and annoying him.
>Taunt Three: Taking out a random collectable to toss in his palm, from a wide selection to show off.
BANJO FORVEVER FUCK STEVEFAGS
>343 shit
you're not making a good case
I can't help but root for a fellow never ever, especially a duo as inoffensive as Banjo Kazooie.
Good luck lads.
I was 9 years old when the first Banjo game came out
This feels like destiny
im a Banjo Boomer from now until the end of time
fuck steve cucks
All of the erdrickfagging made me realize how there's fucking nothing from square in the game. The only thing else besides Cloud and his stage is Mallow and Geno's spirits.
I hope something from Dragon Quest makes it in. Doesn't have to be a character but fucking anything would be nice.
Good luck to you too, hero.
are you pretending to be retarded?
>Characters you wouldn’t expect in smash
>weeks of people expecting Banjo
FOOOLS
I was right
then I shall die a wrong man, in the opposite side of history, bitter resentment towards that foul bear until the end of days, for if he does make it in, I won't be wrong, but rather the world has wronged me.
I
was
wrong
From Nintendo's perspective, people normally wouldn't expect Banjo because he comes from their competing rival company.
Banjo literally was never ever tier outside of some desperate fans and false flaggers until a week ago.
More like
>months of everyone going "dead bear" and "Nintendo would never"
>last week till e3 and every leaker has banjo's greasy furry dick in their ass
>"HYPE THREAD BOYS HES IN"
When I was young, I had a friend in a summer camp that liked video games too, and we talked about how cool it would be if Banjo got into Smash. If he does indeed get in, I'm glad I lived to see the day.
I HATE BANJO AND IF HE GETS IN I WILL DO LITERALLY NOTHING
NEVER EVER, YOUKAI SHRINE MAIDEN
I don't think it will happen, but it'd be nice if it does. Steve would be the worst case scenario.
Well... no, I'm just not delusional enough to believe in something that has evidence against
This thread literally is desperate fans.
>Sorafag
I unironically hope he gets the spot. Imagine the memes.
I'm going further
banjo will make it but erdrick won't
Is the general consensus that this is real? I can't tell amongst the shitposting
>Picking sides
big yikes.
BANJO IS OUR MANJO
>Bear Attacks, Rapes Zookeeper
>Here's a little dog-bites-man tale I couldn't resist! Except replace "dog" with "850-pound brown bear"! And "bites" with "anally violate"!
>Yes, last Saturday a zookeeper at the Metropolitan Zoo had "claws" for alarm when he was attacked and raped by the same black bear he had raised from a cub! Geez, talk about gratitude!
>"It was horrible, just horrible, " sobbed an eyewitness. Guess she sure got an eyeful!
>The bear, named "Banjo", " attacked zookeeper Minecraft Steve as Steve entered the cage to give him dinner. Banjo lunged at his throat, goring him with his huge claws and razor-sharp teeth. Some of the claw marks were three-quarters of an inch deep. Ouch!
>Then, astonished onlookers could "bearly" believe what happened next--Banjo began to brutally rape zookeeper Steve!
>Frantic zookeepers rushed for rifles as others tried to divert the bear. But there was no stopping Banjo! This bear kept "bearing down, " and Steve just had to grin and "bear" it! Maybe Banjo was mistaking him for his "honey"!
>Banjo's 27-inch phallus, armed with guard hairs as sharp as red-hot needles, shot through Steve's rectum, shattered his lower spine and skewered his colon, causing his entire lower torso to "cave" in! Yikes! Bet that wasn't the type of "cave" you had in mind when you took up zookeeping, Mr. Steve!
>And can you imagine Steve's surprise when Banjo's putrid ursine semen flooded his ruptured chest cavity? (By the way, Mr. Steve, whatever cologne you've been wearing, where can the public get some?)
>Finally, zookeeper Master Chief shot Banjo with a tranquilizer gun and pulled Steve from the cage. The unconscious bear was later destroyed. Hey, this "Yogi" made a major "Boo-Boo"!
>Phoenixfag
Actually here is the better boomer choice who was ACTUALLY considered for Smash 64
Posting some banjo gachís
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I want arle more that guy's just a fag
Calling it right now
DQ rep will be announced at the end of the tournament today
People will then spam Yea Forums with "Banjofags BTFO" threads
Then Banjo will be announce at either Microsoft's event or Nintendo's direct on Tuesday
Nintendo never has Smash announcements at tournaments.
Microsoft wouldn't get a Smash announcement in a million years.
It's all gonna be in the Nintendo Direct.
C-check this 7 for B-Banjo! He's in guys!
Even knowing this, I would still spam banjokes btfo.
This isn't a poll for some pussy faggots who want to say "maybe" so that they can say they technically weren't wrong either way. Get the fuck out with your "I'll be happy no matter what" bullshit.
>edgeworthfag
Omnisciencefag here. Banjo is in. Screencap this or face destruction.
what is banjo doing to kazooie here?
fuck off I want a banjo game far more than I want them in smash
That last one is perfection
Liam Robertson implied not too long ago that a DQ rep is going to be announce at the tournament
Prepare to laugh at him if/when he's wrong
>Source: Dude guys trust me
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13% hmmmm
You talking about my post or Liam?
Your post
He linked to this then deleted it
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Dunno why you'd be skeptical about Liam being a fag
Microsoft's thing is going to confirm Banjo's in just by giving him a new game anyway.
using her as a gun and bayonet
Who the fuck is "Liam?"
Banjo is 21 years old, grandpa.
An """""insider"""""
I really enjoyed Banjo Kazooie and am unsure why people are against collectathons or use it as a slur, it's a fine genre.
>kazoomers are now literally larping as boomers
One of these "insiders" should be chosen at random and executed. That'd put a stop to this horseshit real quick.
banjo kazooie was the last game me and my dad would play
i dont play nintendo anymore but if he got into smash I think it would be nice
spbp
user'S DAD FOR SMASH
I thought Erdrick was a shit choice for a long time but I guess I was just upset because I kept associating him with Steve.
As a Sora and Banjobro, I hope Erdrick gets in if Sora doesn't. He'd be pretty cool, any DQ rep would be cool.
He's coming home, wether they want it or not.
Imagine destroying your own credibility forever.
>Direct is on Tuesday
>last chance
>on Saturday
what did he mean by this?
If Microsoft reveals ANYTHING Banjo-related tomorrow we're gonna get tons of people saying Banjo is in regardless of what they thought today. This is the last chance before Microsoft shows anything.
During the Brawl to Pre-Phil Spencer Twitter comment regarding Smash 4's DLC ballot, Banjo was a character that was never ever considered because... well, he's an Xbox character, that wouldn't work because that's like asking for Master Chief. But to see how far Banjo has gotten from that day to now is quite amazing actually, a unanimous "no" to a "Hey, that's not a bad idea. He could work!" Probably the greatest underdog story in Smash history and if he were to get in, it would be the most special crossover in gaming history. It's like if Nathan Drake made a cameo in a Metroid game. If it was Steve, sure, it would also be special... but Steve and Minecraft is everywhere already and to me, it would be a "oh, obvious pick because it's popular" and that's not Smash Bros. to me, Smash Bros. is the celebration of gaming, new and old, they don't shill to characters just because they are relevant in modern games. Banjo, Master Chief, hell, even Rash, they would make a big impact and make history of what video games are.
Some people think they might announce something after the tournament today. Despite the fact E3 is Tuesday.
>strawpoll.me
neither is happening you fucking obnoxious faggots. I will fucking eat my own shit if one of two these tards gets in.
Based. You don't need to kill yourself over a vidyas... like... some other people *cough* *cough*
What I want to know is what are Banjo bois reactions gonna be if he's not revealed to be in Smash this direct?
Well they be in doubt about his inclusion? Or will they double down and insist that he's getting revealed at a later date?
I think that rumor came about because there was an Amiibo listing and people thought it was Smash, turns out the Amiibo was real... but it was the first Non-Smash Non-Nintendo Amiibo, so people jumped the gun too quickly. He does appear in ultimate as an assist trophy though!
>Smash Torunament ends today, slim chance there's an announcement there
>Microsoft E3 tomorrow, Banjo being or not being there will impact things, and the extremely slim chance he's announced there
Both of these events will shape what people expect Tuesday.
It'll probably depend on insider reactions
The only reason Banjo is getting as much hype as he is at the moment is because some semi-credible leakers say he's coming.
>Banjo and Kazooie in Smash probably won't result in any extra hot Gruntilda or Humba Wumba art
Suffering
I was right.
>Banjo and Kazooie in Smash probably will result is more furry porn
Banjo should have appeared in DKC3 due to bear country.
...
I choose to standby Steve.
>Banjo boomer and i want a new game
>i also want Banjo to not be in smash
>>i also want Banjo to not be in smash
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I don't care if he does or doesn't get in. I never played Banjo's games, not enough to actually count.
I just hope you guys get your character. All mine are already out, so I'm rooting for you guys. Take my energy
Tuesday shall be ours.
Fuck off Erdrickcuck, open the door for Sora.
I think it's best if we leave the internet he does get in then.
I believe in banjo, but it's not going to be tomorrow, it's going to be during Nintendo's conference
What possible reason could you have other than being a contrarian?
Fuck smash cancer
0 with being a contrarian
Also switchkuks are worse beggers than pcfags , i know i didn't believe it too at first
>zoomer choice with boomer choice
fuck off stevefag
New game would be ideal. I don't even own smash. I just think it would be funny because fuck zoomers.
Sora is a fag and barely Nintendo
Joker was a mistake
I fucking despise you banjoniggers. I used to want him but you ducks soured me so much.
Fuck you.
I am rooting for banjo even tho I don't give a fuck about smash, nintendo or banjo. Have my boomer energy
Postin a smug kazoo
check this 7 for banjo to be in and btfo any other rolls
Look, I want him as much as you anons do but idk, why should I have hope this time compared to the countless other times?
The absolute state of Nintendo going dead last every single year
Have you never played a Banjo game?
Both the bear and bird have tons of unique grunts and noises for doing attacks, jumping and moving around, and receiving damage.
Isaacfag here, I'm happy for you guys. Never give up hope.
>Could have a new Banjo game announced as early as tomorrow after nearly two decades of waiting, 11 if you count N&B
>Could also have Banjo in Smash
>Can't bring myself to get too excited because Banjofans are practically made to suffer.
If this was literally any other character being talked about, I probably wouldn't be having nearly as hard of a time believing it. Just going to have to wait and see.
>End of halo 2 plays
>Master Chief, you mind telling what you're doing on that ship?
>Chief looks at smash invitation
> Sir, finishing this fight
>Chief finishes the Halo theme plays over gameplay
would be amazing
How have you not killed yourself yet?
>pic related
As much sense as that would make ... mashed potato samurai literally announced a character as hype as pacman in a closed meetng and not at the tournament that would have generated the most hype.
Theyre kinda stupid at this
I believe.
I'm in the same boat.
Is this how Cubs fans feel? Eagerly hoping their team will win it despite being so close over and over? Yes I know they won 2016
I really dont know
I don't want Banjo to get in and I actively hate the idea of such a shit character getting in, but if he does I'm just going to act like I don't care because none of you fucks can actually call me on it.
don't be salty
Has the source for this ever been found?
Those are pretty damn good 3D renders. Fake or not.
That's what you think, your first name starts with J.
You won't know which post is mine on the 11th though.
I've always been an honest and true banjochad, generally avoiding rosterfagging for the past year or so. Put me in the screencap for the silent majority pls.
Prove yourself a true Banjochad and post cool shit from the games
Okay I might be on Team Banjo, but that got a laugh out of me.
Is this what Steve would have looked like if he was in Brawl?
Remember Old King Coal and how weak he was to Ice and Grenade Eggs? The Ice Eggs did an astonishing 5 damage to him! And when his head fell off, yet he still ran towards you. Or Mingy Jongo, a terminator trolling the player as a fake Mumbo, and how when you killed him his fucking head flies off and green blood shoots out on to the floor only to end it off with a BOOM!
Tooie had some of the best bosses in any platformer i've played. Probably to make up for the first game having only one good boss.
Not to mention he unlocks the steam train Chuffy to travel between all the worlds, which to an 8 year old kid whose into trains is the coolest shit ever.
I’m gonna say Banjo isn’t making it because I want him to
Therefore I’ll either be happy or right
>Xbox doesn't sell for shit in japan
>Halo was never on Nintendo
Yeah i'm thinking hes in Bro
>mfw steve is not only in, but he's broken tier
If my number ends with a four then BOTH Banjo and Steve are in.
Sakurai said only one fighter is being revealed. Only Banjo wins.
Remember the Hag 1 and how difficult it was and then seeing it explode, destroying Grunty's body, only leaving the head, which then the characters proceed to kick in the end, losing an eye in the process.
If this post ends in 7, Banjokes will be btfo forever
>getting too confident
You'll end up like Shadowfags
Source of him saying one character or I'm calling bullshit, I'm thinking we are getting two.
>banjofags in such damage control they programmed a bot that can pass captcha
Pathetic, we are Steve
He's basically guaranteed at this point. Screenshot this post if you want, I'm that fucking confident. I never felt any confidence in previous leaks, even the ones that seemed convincing and contained characters I wanted. But this just "makes sense", my gut can just feel it which rarely happens. Maybe I'm being overly optimistic but I can't see anyone but Banjo being revealed during the Direct. I'll fucking eat my own shit if he isn't in, that's how confident I am.
Hold up... didn't the Stevecucks program a bot to make a GOOOOOD MOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Post everyday?
>furretfag
My 5 says that it's Steve
There's no prize, retard
Nope, just dedicated. Appreciate you mirin though :^)
Makes sense.
As the prophecy was foretold.
The only reason he said “fighter” (singular) is because he doesn’t want to give away the surprise of multiple characters, have hope.
Enjoy your phone stand.
>Banjo is the boomer character
Fuck off back into your mother's womb, N64 tardbabbies.
Sakurai just hinted all the leaks were fake, and that includes boomer bear too.
Earthworm Jim is blacklisted
I’ll be a banjo bro until the very end
On behalf of all Jakbros(yes, all 3 of us) we hereby pledge our support to the banjoboomers in the civil war against the refusteves.
I wish whoever made these would just post the full thing already. It looks so good.
Honestly, I don't want him in just to defuse leaks. Regadless, if he does get a new title announced, I'll toast to it as a Rune Factory fan. Let this gen be "that thing you liked and was presumed dead was not dead this whole time: the experience."
I was right!
Shhh, stop fighting guys, you're gonna wake up the actual DLC fighter
Where's the option for "WHY THE HELL DOES ANYONE THINK THAT ANYTHING microsoft NOT ONLY CAN BE, BUT SHOULD BE IN SNASH???
Like, between bk, Steve and the occasional master chief inclusion... How desperate are msfags?
For the record, I have fond childhood memories of playing bk nearly to 100% not too ling after launch
Here, let me translate that for you:
>I don't actually care about playing the game, I just want this character/bandwagon in so i can use it as a shitposting figurehead
Banjo/Steve/etc. will be the new K. Rool except slightly better because you have to pay extra for him, mark my words
If Banjo is in it gives a very slight edge to my boi Neku
Not until it's all over.