ICH WILL

Let's hope they don't neuter Crypto's womanizing ways. He pretty much rapes women multiple times within the series.

because the theme of the game is that its a stupid non serious game

This is going to be great

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I have a announcement to make; the military is full of bitch ass mother fuckers.

i watched one of your vids yesterday, please dont ever stop making this. this shit is becoming my favorite thing on jewtube

>fortnite
Zoomies leave

"Attention earth monkeys, I've come here to say the P word"

They pissed on my planet

Is having two DaH! threads at the same time is going to be common until release?

>Why is THQ always so cringy when they do shit like this?
Austrian company they probably wanted some german in the trailer, I don't like Rammstein much either.

*CRACK*
*Sip*
"Ahhhhh, man I miss the mid-2000s."
"Rammstein, now that was some Heavy Metal".

I think it's just memes and having simple fun while because excited for something good to come out. Better than a bunch of pol threads.

crypto, his saucer and pox ends up in the setting/world of the last game you played, what happens?

Industrial metal.

Crypto makes it a point to anal probe every single person who utters the word "bad-ass"

I love Bob Dylan!

spot the zoomer lmao

Ok so I fucked that joke up, so what, it was that or make a joke with Gorillaz. I didn't exactly care what pop music was in the mid-2000s that wasn't some rap or RnB crap.

you didn't have to pretend to know something you don't user, you can just talk about what you do know, the world isn't going to blow up

>the dislocator, now that was a weapon

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This was a great call. It being a remake, I mean. A "modern" Destroy All Humans would be, inevitably, about our current clown world state. And then the devs would have to take sides through their writing and satire, and you can already tell how many fucking articles would be written within the span of the first 24 hours of it being released. Sticking to the political satire of the first game is the best way to go, though I'm sure "people" will bitch and moan anyway.

Should they sell enough and opt to make a sequel in modern times, they should stick to making fun of all people and keep things neutral.

>1:00
God I wish that were me

I want to thank the user that made boomer Crypto

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They don't need a sequel to be in modern times. I think the last game was set in 1979. They could have done one in the 80s.

>the image that saved Yea Forums

the '90s would be a perfect stopping point for the series

Though I don’t really know anything about the 80s culture other then the fact that’s when anime really started to come over to the us.

Who fucking cares what time it plays in or what music the trailer used? The only thing that matters is if the gameplay is good or not.

Yuppies

>tfw no 50s diner waitress gf

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Built for anal probe.

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why didn't she save everyone with her force fields?

I love how Crypto is a little shitposting faggot in this trailer. The little bouncy walk he does when he goes across the stage is fantastic.

Don't you dare.

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I actually never played the original DAH. how does it compare to 2?

IMO unlike Crash and Spyro, games like Destroy All Humans are perfect for remaking because they have some cool stuff going on (in DAH's case, its premise and humor is fantastic) but are pretty rough around the edges in gameplay.

Crypto is more overpowered in the first game, or so I remember. Telekinesis lets you throw people around and kill them instantly, the jetpack is stronger, he just feels stronger in general. There are fewer weapons and instead of a timed body snatching you just copy the appearance of someone you get close to without harming them and have to keep reading minds so you don't run out of juice and get booted out of your hologram glamour.
There aren't really any side missions as I remember it, just the main missions and sandbox destruction.

Yeah I'm thinkin hes back

The third game was absolute dogshit

Tanks were the only thing annoying about the first game. you were pretty much dead if two tanks were after you.

Yeah, I remember that the army was the second-to-last wanted level, and Majestic were the final wanted level, but Majestic were nowhere near as threatening as the army so you'd actually want to max out the alert.

>Now I remember that I used to attract as many soldiers as possible around me, so that I could burn them in their transports vheicles
God, it was fun

Imagine if Majestic had there own type of tank?

Trashy German buttrock